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Elle is hot.
Im 12 and a half and just hit puberty. My friend who just turned 12 was watching porn and he produced sperm, i watch porn sometimes. yet nothing. Do i have any sperm at all? Is they only way to get it out by sex? please help
My M-Mistress Jessica Alba t-took out h-her ruler o-on o-our first night t-together: m-my though at this time, "W-Wow this g-girl r-really knows w-what she w-wants."... She laughed and then frowned saying I-I j-just d-don't measure u-up t-to her standards... She s-said she st-still h-has feelings for me b-but she m-must l-look elsewhere i-if she is t-to f-find any c-carnal s-satisfactions... S-Since then w-we have b-been l-living t-together in agreement b-but she h-has b-been seeing b-bull l-lovers...
yes, and i enjoy berating my girls till they cry
Well son, you have to stroke your pee pee to squirt your man juice. If it don't work then you're not ready yet. Your friend was probably lying about the whole sperm thing. If you grow older you will notice that a lot of men are lying about their sexual experience in their teens and most of the things they say happen actually never happen.
Or you're a just a faggot who needs watch gay porn. Watch some gay porn with black guys and see if it makes your pee pee tickle.
I-I asked my m-mistress one night, "Why a-are y-you so beautiful?"... Th-Th-Then she commanded me t-to g-go on a-all my fours on th-the floor and b-bend over; she pulled off her p-p-pants and shoved her asshole in front of m-my face saying, "So, do you think this is beautiful?"... B-B-Before I h-had a chance t-to answer h-her she barked o-out, "Get eating; it's your dinner time!"... S-So I did wh-what I was c-c-commanded and ate and ate and ate... I guess she's m-more a-a l-lady of action than words or c-c-compliments...
Jessica Alba has herpes. She caught it from Derek Jeter, just like 20 other celebrities did including Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel.
I'm surprised he was never locked up for intentionally spreading it.
She kn-knows she's g-got m-me as h-her servant... I-I'm afraid o-of her now; she n-now dominants m-my every m-move... Anxiously w-waiting f-for the d-day I-I g-get t-to drain those p-puppies o-of some more m-milk...
You know what I mean. Somebody here has them.
That's not what you're supposed to say.
Real Super girl
What do you want me to say?
Lucy Liu. Don't compare her to that trash.
You can be honest here.
I am. I would love to fill this little mouth.
This little girl's mouth?
Force her on her knees are fuck her innocent mouth.
to drunk to even post a picture or whatever but when i was in kuwait coming home from iraq scarlett johansson was there on some uso tour or something. i got to shoot the shit with her for a few minutes shes a stand up gal and very pretty
Are you gonna ask her how old she is?
i dont have a pic you moron it was in 2008 i just hung out with her and found her even more beautiful then before we talked about love song for bobby long. selfies werent a thing back then kid