take pictures of my dick, put it on as my wallpaper and feel shameful after I came
Made an underage girl masturbate in front of me. She was 16 and I was 20 so it wasn't that bad. And it was consensual, but the thought of me being able to go to jail for something stupid like that scares me.
Im 12 and a half and just hit puberty. My friend who just turned 12 was watching porn and he produced sperm, i watch porn sometimes. yet nothing. Do i have any sperm at all? Is they only way to get it out by sex? please help
There was this girl. She was same age as my little sister but grew early. One day I was super horny and started playing with her pussy. Then I got her in position. Legs spread open wide, but slightly arched upward. I knew my virgin day were over. I dropped my drawers and started to climb onto her. Just then my mother came yo the door and demanded immediate entry. We got dressed fast. That killed the mood. I had to wait anoth er year year to lose my virginity. Glad I did. A 14 year old fucking a 12 year old is nothing. But a 13 year old fucking a 6 year old would be made out to be this horrible thing. The girl had tits. There was hair on her bush. So what if she was 6? Right?
GET IT OUT OF HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You're right. If she has matured and consents there's nothing wrong with it.
I spent an entire month trying to suck my own dick. One night, after rigorous warming up I achieved it and came in my mouth. No permanent damage to my back or anything but it hurt.
The dumb part was that it didn't even feel that great because of all the straining. That and cumming in my own mouth. Would not recommend
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I hold a bottle between my legs since it makes it more horny for some reason
legit tried fucking a jello cup once. orange flavor. thought it might feel good to twist it around on my head
did not work
upon insertion the entire cup of jello instantly fell out onto my lap
10/10 would do again. it was refreshing
I once convinced my girlfriend to go on omegle and get guys to jack off to her while she got herself off too, all the while i was watching to the side.
turns out she had never been on the site before and was amazed by it. it has become almost routine for her to go on there atleast once a month and not long ago she has started hinting at trying out 3somes and shit. ive seen the guys she stops and has fun with, they all have great figures and are packing big cocks, neither of which i have.
problem is i sort of encouraged it the first few times thinking it was hot, now its fucked up. but when i know shes up to it i get horny af.
so yeah, that was pretty stupid.
pic related is her.
I went to the village and bought a 12yo girl for 8 camels, then I banged her in front of my other 3 wifes.
I regret doing that because I lost one of my favourite camels
Squatted on my windowsill at 3 in the morning and wanked out the window.Would not recommend as after you cum it is fucking terrifying and i started shaking really fucking bad. So yeah,no matter how good an idea it seems just dont
I wish I knew. I would think big, thick, warm & pulsing. I want to play with one
Worked in a deli. slow one night. hot register girl had come back for a sandwhich and pushed her Ass up against my dick before giggling and running away. I cut an 8 inch chunk of bologne, warmed it in the oven at 200 for 15 minutes, cut a hole in it, brought it into the walkin fridge and fucked it... customer waiting when I came out.
I'd recommend it i've jerked off a horse while the owner watched. She came hard when the horse shot its load at my face.
I had fucked lots of hot girls... she had previously been an ugly duckling...I still thought of her as ugly geeky girl.small town 1500 people. I would have been embarrased at the time. 30 year old me? i would demolish that.>>701583557
Fucked a plastic bag in between bed cushions with lotion. It fucked my dick skin up and a few days later all of the skin peeled of in weird hard cracked looking patterns.
It also hurt like a motherfucker.
Similar experience. I've been interested in bondage for a while and decided to try out some self-bondage. I was visiting home over the summer, so had my mom and little brother in the house.
3AM, raining outside. I strip ass-naked in the living room and I went from half-asleep to feeling like I snorted a gram of caffeine. I was so nervous and so terrified that i could feel my heart beating out of my chest and I was shaking so hard i could barely open the front door.
I went outside in the rain naked, walked across the front lawn, and went around back to a strip of side-woods we had between us and the adjacent street.
I tied myself, legs spread and hands over head, to a tree. I wasn't visible from the street or house, but it took me over an hour to get free.
I felt like I was going crazy trying to sneak back in.
Its honestly an amazing feeling. Maybe not something that i would want to do again in a while, just with being back at college with my GF, whos not really into it, but definitely again at some point. Just the feeling of being exposed like that and the "holy shit, I'm actually doing this" and being able to feel the risk is so thrilling.
>Be me, livin alone and horny as fuck
>Really like putting junk up my ass
>"Well shit I'll just try doing an enema before, bet it will feel way better afterwards"
>Go to shower
>Lube up the showerhose without the head
>Take a shit
>"Phew that was good"
>Go back on the couch, assume the possition, start with sharpies, then move on to a hairbrush
>Pull out hairbrush
>FUCKING WATER STARTS LEAKING ON SOFA
>PANIC, GET UP, EVEN MORE WATER STARTS LEAKING OUT OF ASSHOLE
>Ended up just cleaning the shit up
>be me years ago
>the very manifestation of horny
>masturbating furiously about to orgasm so hard reality will rip open
>sister opens house door
>sound of crowd of girls reach my room
>get dressed in nanoseconds
>sisters best friend calls my name
>unfuckingbelievably hot cocktease
>she spends most visiting times on my lap
>I have masturbated trillions of times to rough sloppy hard breaking her hips sex with her
>i shut down porn
>she enters my room
>oh anonnnnnn therree you areeeeee
>she runs and jumps on me
>I lift her up from the back of her legs
>with kung fu mastery motion I manage to avoid my raging long boner from impaling her
>my hands switch position to her butt
>she knows this is only to lift her so no protest (done it before)
>oh gods the firm soft tiny buttcheeks
>she hugs and kisses my cheeks
>missed you :3 smiles
>keep in mind I was one nanosecond from orgasm 5seconds ago
>I manage to control my urges and not orgasm
>okayimnaputyoudownnow? I say
>NUH UH NOPE TEEHEE LOL WEEHEE
>I badly need to go to the bathroom and blast barrels of cum
>she holds tightier in her game to not be put back on ground
>I arch my back and slowly push her off
>in the commotion she is lowered and literally her pussy brushes the upper side of my dick from base to tip
>my orgasm is literally one flick of a finger to my dick away
>she opens her mouth in surprise, covers it, smiles and casually walks out of room
>be at grandmas house
>be into feet and legs
>grandma has old record album of Donna Summer "on the radio" where she is sitting on old radio looking hot
>take off underwear,leave jeans on
>grandma asleep on armchair
>lay in front of her
>hump pillow making sure to look and make sure she is still asleep while alternating looking at album cover
>jizz in jeans
>still cringe when I see album cover
>sometimes still fap
>I got a little worried so I followed
>she is smiling and being a derp with other girls
>sis demands smoothies
>tell her ill brb
>I go to bathroom to cum
>start fapping furiously to what happened
>ANOOOOON ANON HURRY UP DERPINA HAS TO PEE
>I splash cold water on dick
>ill masturbate later
>let derpina (another friend) go in
>I go to kitchen and start mixing berries and strawberries for the epic older brother shake
>they line up with glasses
>bunch of potential future pornstars eager for my shake with smiles and obvious older boy attractions
>derp girl from earlier in room sipping and starring at my crotch
>only she knows how hard I was
>play it off and go back to my room
>lock the door
>I reopen porn in attempt to relieve my self
>horny and I need this
>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK DOORHANDLE KNOCK KNOCK
>ANOOOOOON COME SET UP THE DVD PLAYER WE WANT TO WATCH TV
>christ viahnu mohammed and the torah these bitches are gonna make a nigga slap a girl
>I put boner up on waistlline elastic and furiously go to dvd player
>realise the derpina is the one insisting
>she is plotting to ruin my fap
>I start that cheesy fucking dancing movie I forgot the name of now
>the flock gathers with smoothies and they start watching
>sister is proud that she has the dvd and milking that role
>sulk back to my room very horny
>I decide to wait for a little so no more knocking
>think about derpina
>go to kitchen and pour my self a mix
>why aren't you watching the movie?
>ive seen it......*she smiles and stands in a slutty pose*
>okay wanna hang out with me?
>she casually tells sister she is gonna be back and comes to my room
>I close the door
>this is where most of you readers want to grab your dicks and stroke slowly as this is my actual story
>she immediately jumps back on top of me
Stupidest thing happened earlier today
>Going to Renaissance Fair with whole family
>Parents are into the whole dressing up thing, so we all have variations of mideival clothing
>mom's choice of attire, this German style 1700's dress, kind of like pic related, suddenly and violently forces me to realize that my mother has the best tits I've ever fucking seen
>After I get over the weirdness, I realize I MUST save a picture of this for posterity (and future fapping).
>Finally see my chance as she's coming out of this armor shop with one of my sisters.
>Try to look real casual as I snap a picture
>Didn't notice that it had suddenly clouded over, so my camera pre-flashes twoc, and finally ashes as it focuses and takes the picture
>She had a second to react because of the pre-flashes
>She realized exactly what I was doing
>The actual picture items fif of mom, blue eyes blazing with anger and shock, blonde ringlets and bouncing breasts jiggling as she steps down out of the shop.
>I left the group immediately following that, and I'm now drinking with a bunch of Scottish reenacters. I have a kilt now.
Injected rhum in my arse using a syringe.
All credits to me, it got me a warm feeling in my pelvis and an incredible hard on. That was before the ocean of burning,pain, tears and regrets that followed.
Sent nudes to a fat bitch that hates me after I dated her for a day.
Lucky ol' me got pics back cause she's a slut (had a saver app and got all the pics but they're lost on my old phone).
Could've gone Fubar, the ho is friends with all my friends.
>I play aroumd with her a bit
>her laugh is penetrating my soul
>I make an excuse to carry her with one hand by pointing at objects in the room
>my right hand slides between her buttcheeks and I lift her up from there
>wanna use the laptop? *points*
>wanna play guitar? *points*
>she says no to everything I point out while wiggling her butt with every answer
>its painfully obvious how much she wants this as much as I do
>I eventually go and sit on the laptop
>she sits on my lap at first then slowly her legs relax and slide outside mine
>I start some funny vids and she is laughing and picking the next one
>her warmth, softness, and scent make my dick pulse harddddddd
>she is sitting directly on top of my shaft and wiggling for the slightest reason with her legs opened out of mine and her back to me
>I pretend to take control of mouse by leaning forward
>my face is brushing against her left cheek
>I open browser and start typing on the keyboard
>this makes her whole body get engulfed in between my arms
>as I type I notice she is flushed and panting ever so slowly yet nervously
>her breathing is irregular and almost as if she was trying to control it
>I give her a tight hug and tell her "you okay sweetie?"
>"yeah im fine" with a fake smile
>this is the moment of why I postef in this thread
>with her face inches away frmom mine in my dim room
>her head resting on my right shoulder and enitr body resting on my pulsing shaft I couldn't control my selg and gave her a peck on the lips
>she jolted but remained calm and closed her eyes almost as if expecting more
>I dove right back in and gave her a very slow and soft kiss
>french kissed the ever loving fuck out of that slut
>she was shaking nervous yet was lost in it
>I pretended to be fixing our posture and slid my hand between her lega and lifted her enitrr body weight from her pussy
>she jolted and widened her eyes but got normal once I removed my hand
Tried to fuck a potato. I though it would feel ok with a condom on, it didn't so I boiled it, edging the entire time, to get it softer, and tried again. Didn't work. Burned my dick so bad I cannot describe the pain of a steam burn on a dick.
>we continued kissing for about 5 minutes
>she pulls away from me and looks directly at me
>Whilst staring into my eyes she begins to rock back and forth on my lap
>oh God, i'm going to cum
>then with one last rub of her little butt
>something amazing happened
>and now I can talk to animals, it's really cool
>but totally secret, and you know what?
>life's never been the same
Mummy kissed it better for ten good boy points
I went to the ER about 3 years in. Cute doc. X ray. She's really polite. "There's a blockage. Drink this until it passes."
She gave me a huge jug of solution to drink that made me shit my ever loving guts out.. But no ball.
Too embarrased to go back. I'm trying to exercise more to see if I can dislodge it.
what am i supposed to do with this boner anon
>experimenting with fapping
>notice a tube of icyhot
>no one will ever know
>my dick is already lathered up
>icy instantly.it's not bad, not rly working
Then comes the hot
>burning on all sides of my dick
>I run to the shower
>cold water is not soothing it
>question my entire life's existence
>she took the bait and didn't panic
>a few kisses later she was melting in my arms
>her nipples were pointing out from underneath that turquoise shirt
>I test the waters by sliding my hands on her tummy slowly upward
>she gets more and more nervous as I reach het nipples
>I ask her if this is the first time she has kissed someone
>she cutely frowns and says no
>I tell her that she's such a good kisser and that's why im wondering
>she smiles again
>I turn this into a first time game
>first time someone plays with your cute boobs?
>have you ever seen a guy's thing before? I ask playfully
>wtf girls these days lol
>then I slowly move my hand down to her shorts
>you know whay I want to do derpina?
>EAGER AS FUCK "wh...what anon?"
>I want to slide my hand down there, is that ok?
>she nodds in approval
>I slide my palm down to the most fucking wet and softest pussy in the galaxy
>my heart was pounding as my fingers traced around her pussy lips
>my dick was beyond redemption
>she starts moaning as I play slowly with her pussy
>I slide two fingers aside her clit and slowly go upppp and dooown
>she grabs my arms and starts grinding with the motion
>it doesn't fucking take long of this before she suddenly jams her legs shut on my legs and gasps for air
>mother of pepe I just made this little slut cum
>she is throbbing underneathy fingertipa
>she grabs my hand and pulls it out of her pants
>I have never felt so good yet dirty in my life
Historically the average age for signs of puberty for females is around 8 (breast buds). However, in the recent years because of diet, people have been having early puberty. Girls nowadays if seen with hair before age 7 is nothing shocking but they have something called early puberty.
If a girl has her period before 7 then some crazy shit is up, the average age for that is 12 for white females, and 11 for black females. However -/+2 of that age is normal giving a range of 9-14.
hahahaha fucking kek your such a cuck
When I was wasted and my ex was passed out drunk next to me on the couch I cut off her jean shorts with scissors while my friends played video games like 5 feet in front of us...as slowly and as carefully as I could I casually fingered her asshole. She woke up the next day and knew she got fucked with but had no idea who did it. Fucking terrifying experience and incredibly stupid.
>horny 15 y/o
> put on condom
>fuck pic related: one of these baskets with hole on top
>dick gets stuck
> keep going
>Came and cant get out
>cum dripping down at this point
>sit there for at least an hour under my sheets with this thing on me
Possibly. We all questioned everybody at the party the next day and tried to figure out who it was. We determined she was a dumb drunk slut who did stupid/weird shit all the time (true) and we couldn't expect to keep track of her retarded shenanigans.
i am extremely nervous as you haven't mentioned the ages of anyone involved, and it's starting to look like your sister and her friends are children
This confuses me. If he's lying, the picture doesn't exist. if hes telling the truth and he does have the picture, no way is he posting his mom on the internet for people to fap to.
Either way, expecting the pic is stupid.
when i see that watermark you should get the fuck out memester
Man you have no idea how real this is but okay.
Not going to answer that.
She wasn't supposed to be that slutty I'll tell you that much.
Plus this is months of physical play it was bound to happen.
>she gets off my calmly and says she wants to go to the bathroom cus the wet will be visible
>I tell her I have a better idea
>I take her hand and lead her to the bed
>so funny how she walked
>she smiles as I lower her shorts and make her lie on bed
>I start kissing her legs
>she is so confused and aroused it's actually hard not to laugh
>wh...whats the idea anon *pant pant smile*
>I tell her ill kiss the wet away and if that doesn't work ill use my thingy
>she doesn't understand or is too horny to play along
>she layed there terrified yet smiling horny
>I kiss her pussy lips twice and she jolts and tells me to stop its "itching her" when I kiss
>realise my urge is making me eat a girl out right after her orgasm
>okay anonette (for that one guy who hated derpina we shall call her anonette)
>what if I do this? I say as I take my dick out of my pants and start prodding her pussy with my dick
>she gives me a "NOPE NOT GONNA HAPPEN" look and immediately sits up
>I tell her to not be afraid
>she is afraid and is bailing out of the whole thing
>fuuuuuuck getting blueballed by a little slut
>I say okay okay don't worry sweetie
>I start milking sympathy and play the victim
>imsorry anon :(((
>I tell her it's fine
>she goes to bathroom anyway
>doesn't come back
>takes way too long
>sister comes looking for her
>im scared shitless
>she finally exits the bathroom and rejoins flock
>I diplomatically accept my losses and stay in my room to avoid any major issues
I have a funny story involving a girl that it happened to.
> be me at age 9
> friend one day tells me in school she's bleeding
> be puzzled tell her to go to the nurse
> she's like no
> ask why
> she says she's bleeding from there
> be like wat.avi
> just hover around her the rest of the day with tissues
> ride the bus
> she's neighbor
> remember she is bleeding
> start to freak out she may be dying
> literally run over and bang on their door
> her mother opens it
> tears and slobbering I scream that her daughter may be dying
> wat.avi is the mother
> i explain
> she laughs
> achievement get puberty talk by my friend's mother
It was not that bad, to be honest, her mother was a doctor. Got more than I bargained for, though. Learned that in her family the females tend to have puberty earlier.
Later that year I had been self-studying psychology and learn that females that have their menarche early can lead to lower education and more high-risk social stuff. I begin to worry my friend may become a useless individual. This worry stuck with me until last year were she got accepted to an Ivy league university.
Worst part is,its on a whole new level when you have done something similar
use mother's vaseline at the age of 13
don't repose in the right place
>I spend an hour contemplating scenarios
>none of which come true she is just watching tv and being idiotic with the others although calm as fuck
>I slide my hand in my pants and start stroking slowly thinking about the heart burning mind fuck that I just did
>I feel like the fucking defiler demon its such a nice feeling
>sister calls my name from living room
>I slowly walk there fear amplifying with every step
>I reach the flock
>"anonette wants to call her mom so she can stay over can you call dad please please please please?"
>all the wats in the world
>internal slow buildup evil laugh
>ahaha .... ahahaha....AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
>outside voice "yeah sure hold on"
>I call dad, he's out drinking
>loud bar noises
>dad anonette wants to sleep over
>WHAT?WHO?SURE WHATEVER KID IDC *hangs up*
>I go back to my room
>few minutes later anonette comes to my room all sad
suspense is killing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anon the fuck man, type "swiftly" means hurry up killing my fucking splooge cannon here
a grill I know. IT AIN'T NO HOE YOU BITCH.
She deletes her instagram picks, constantly. I started saving some when I realized. Too late... I wonder if you can save vids too. I am no good with F12
>MOM WONT LET ME STAY
>aww that's ok im sure you'll come over again right?
>i love how we are having small talk after I just made this littfle shit cum with the force of a supernova like nothijg happened
>and then she says it
>BUT I WANNA MAKE IT UP TO YOU ANON :(((
>seems like my victim card from earlier worked wonders
>I tell her she can still do that
>she smiles all happy
>I lock the door and I make her sit on the edge of the bed
>I ask her if she knows what a blowjob is
>she nodds for yes
>I take my dick out and she immediately wraps her tiny TINY TIIINY fucking lis around my dick
>I lose my cool and start jerking my self off furiously in her mouth
>my orgasm is seconds away
>her soft hot fucking mouth barely tickling my tick in the sluttiest of cute ways
>I pull my dick out and have the most back breaking orgasm of my life carefully aiming my dick away from her
>she lets out a "hmmmmmm" which is a mixture of humming,laughing, and smiling giddiliy
>I shoot string after string after string of cum on my bed as I jerk off wathing her satisfied face
>I take a moment to relax then I give her a french kiss
>she was not cummed on but it was worth it
>I take her to kitcuen to hang out there
>eventually her mom picked her up
>deflowering happened a few weeks later
>I eventually fucked her the hard way I always wanted
>one particular session I fucked her so hard she puked from cervix pounding
>I literally blossomed the whore hidden within that girl for years to come
>as in a complete nymphomaniac from that one day I masturbated her till today
>she came buckets many times
>tfw she played the role of my gf for two years after that
>tfw she still stalks me sometimes when she gdts single
>tells me her goto shlick moment is what Is when I jerked off in her mouth that day
It was a stupid thing to do while horny because I later realised how easy we could get caught.
Sorry it took me long to type
I love you /b/
Goodnight, going to sleep.
Way back, when I have just become a teen, had an old man who lived a few doors over, by old I mean he was in his late 70's, sat on a chair in his open garage all day wearing a wife-beater and listening to opera, guy was a "Confirmed Bachelor" according to my parents, so right after my birthday Dad tell me to go over, Mr Morris want s to hire me to help him around the house, go over, place filled with cigarette smoke, offers me a smoke and a shot of bourbon, now that I am a man time to do manly things, shows me a bunch of Playboys, Wow, show me some hardcore magazines, WOW, this is before the internet, I get a hard on, throbbing, he offers to "Help Me", not sure what he means, pulls down my pants and starts jerking my dick, thought I was going to die, still pretty confused and scared, but it felt great, starts sucking my dick, heart pounding and my mouth goes dry, blew my load in seconds, he keeps sucking, came 2 more times, he gives me a towel, and a Coke, in a bottle, puts five dollars on the table, tells me if I tell he will go to jail and people will call me a fag, I will get 5 bucks if I stop by every afternoon to "Help" him out, says I will always get a shot, a coke and a smoke along with the 5, stopped by almost everyday for 6 years, he went into a retirement home when I left for college, he died before I graduated, in his will he left me a bottle of Scotch, a Carton of Camels, a Case of bottled Coke and a 5 dollar bill, I also inherited his house, parents are glad I live close by, been sitting in my garage in the early evenings having a drink and watching the kids play in the park across the street
So, I work in a grocery store. I was only working there for about a month I think. One day I was horny as fuck since all the vacation workers were hot as fuck.
I was responsible for fruit and vegetables, so I was in the freezer a lot. I thought it was a great idea to fap in the freezer, and so I did.
I came into a plastic bag used to wrap the cabbages and threw it away. Didn't get caught and work there to this day..
wat give session of deflowering u fucking fag
Anon you just filled my body with energy to study for the solemn test of microbiology. I have the twisted power of condensed green texts all over my cells and cum all over my keyboard I am the strongest student of all now I will become everything I've yearned for.
Doing gods work anon,you will be missed
Ok here's a pic of her...what do you guys think?
its confirmed that he fucked a 7 year old
he was probably 16 and mum left him at home with a group of fucking kids wearing dora backpacks and those high heeld sneakers that kids wear to look taller