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PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP ANON >I KNOW YOU'RE

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PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP ANON

>I KNOW YOU'RE CARRYING ILLEGAL DUBS

>SINGLES, MOVE ALONG
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>>701564962
Naw man, es good mang.
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i dindu nuffin
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I'm clean, I swear!
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>>701565144
to jail for you
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>>701565144
>DROP THE DUBS MOTHER FUCKER, HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
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>>701564962
I'm black so I'm gon down anyway
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Just because I'm a nigger doesnt mean I have illegal dubs
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dont worry, im canadian
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No dubs here officer
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>>701564962
Don't worry officer, I have a license.
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catch me, nigger
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O-oh noes!
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no dubs on me, officer
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It's ok officer, I'm white.
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Fuck you officer
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Officer I prefer hugs not drugs
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Fuck off I'm not a nigger
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I FUCKING SHOOT U WHITE PIG
I DINDU NUFFIN
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shut up shitty cop
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Officer, I can say without a doubt that I have never had dubs within five feet of me.
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These are medical dubs, I don't have my card on me though boss
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Maybe I'm carrying, what are you going to do about it Pig?
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>>701564962
no dubs here officer I'm just a good god-fearing American like yourself yessir
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>>701564962
sorry officer, but i would never touch dubs.
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kek
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>>701564962
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>>701564962
can't put me in prison for trips
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Dios mio I have my green card officer
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>>701565856
I'll be keeping an eye on you, scumbag...
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>>701564962
no dubs here offica
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>>701564962
Yes, but what about trips?
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>>701564962
I was making coolaid
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triples
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>>701565979
Trips? In this town? Son, I'd have to shoot you.
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You'll never take me alive!!!
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>>701566011
A likely story.
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>>701566011
>STEP OUT OF THE CAR AND DROP THE DUBS SHIT STAIN. YOU'RE GOING TO THE BING
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penis
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Fuck you, I'm innocent.
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Me ? No i couldnt have been my dubs.
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Officer, I've got more than dubs in this trunk.
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YOU'RE CARRYING ILLEGAL DUBS
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Meh I've got nothing better to do I'll protect my dubs with my life
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>>701566254
Hey, you look kinda familiar... Were you on TV or somethin?
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K m8
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I know my whites
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>>701564962
OH SHIT
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>>701564962
Shot
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>>701564962
Nothing to see here
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I'm scared
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>>701564962
gimme a fucking break
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You'll never get me, copper!!!
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>>701566500
GET ON THE GROUND, ASSHOLE
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>>701564962
just passing by
getting groceries
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Im going to jail arent i. I hope no one rapes me.
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I've been off the dubs for a while, I swear
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I don't even have any dubs
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Don't worry my man, no dubs here.
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>>701566146
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>>701564962
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>>701566544
>DROP THE FUCKING DUBS ROCKETGET.
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>>701566544
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
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>>701564962
okay, bye
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>>701564962
popo can suck my dick nigga
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dubs? never heard of them...
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Please I need to get home fast. ......my slave needs someone to hand him the dog food, cause he has no legs
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No dubs here officer
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I stopped doing dubs last time I got busted I swear
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>>701566552
No fuck you!
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>>701566682
LMFAO
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My father will hear about this.
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>>701566544
Hey!
Leave him alone... he dindu nuffin!
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You must be mistaken officer, I'm white.
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Jokes on you, I'm white.
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>>701566713
>>701566714
And there's more where that came from, normies!!
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im clean!
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>>701566999
TRIPS, SEND THE BOMB SQUADS IN
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>>701566999
You liar
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>>701566999
TAKE HIM OUT
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>>701566999
Dubs and trips?!

HE IS A TERRORIST!
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>>701567100
You better run, son, the poop will be hear any minute
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Nothing to see here
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>>701564962
*hick* so wht mstr officr *hick* you just gon take them for yourself anyway *hick* *asshole*
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>>701566011
>>701566678
https://youtu.be/sFOBXBrrGWg?t=362
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>>701567252
*popo*
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>>701564962
nothing to see here
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>>701567288
>YOU'RE FUCKING DUBBED THE FUCK OUT AND DRIVING? YOU'RE COMING WITH ME DIRT BAG!
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DINDU NUFFINS WE WUZ KANGS I SWAER
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You can have my dubs when you take them from my cold dead hands
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>>701564962
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>>701567288
You asshole, now get the fuck of the car
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>>701566999
>WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS?
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>>701564962
here ya go officer
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Fucking shit, man, what are you talking about?!
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>>701567252
i'm on my way!
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You will never get me
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>>701564962
No dubs officer, go ahead you can search me.
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Can't touch this
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>>701564962
good thing i aint black homie
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Best I can do is trips.
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4s
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HEY I KNOW MY RIGHTS, THIS IS ILLEGAL, IM VIDEO TAPING THIS! I DIDDU NUFFIN!
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no officer only singles here
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hnnnnnnggg
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>>701564962
well my glove compartment's locked, so is the trunk in the back, and I know my rights, so you gon need a warrant for that
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>>701564962
I am sovereign citizen, you have no authority to stop me.
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>>701564962
All good here officer.
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>>701567991
jigga??
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>>701564962
i am no criminal officer
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>>701564962
Please, there is nothing to worry about here, officer
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Fuck you I don't even know how to spell that shit
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A.C.A.B
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AM I BEING DETAINED?!
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>>701564962
I want to speak to my lawyer
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no dubs here officer, am I free to go?
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fuck you officer
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Nothing to see here
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Nothing to see here officer.
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>>701564962
Is there an officer problem??
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WELL
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>>701564962
I'm clean officer, I Swear
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Officer please I have kid's in my truck
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are trips legal?
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i-i was just holding them for a friend i swear
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AAAAAAAAHHHH
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have a nice day sir
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there is nothing to check here, officer.
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QUICK EAT THE DUBS
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I dindu noffin offica
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>>701564962
I aint got no dubs. I dindunuffin
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No dubs here officer!
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Fuck off pigs
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You don't need to see my identification.
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>>701568588
Shieet
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Not me
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>>701564962
You'll never take me alive
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>>701568577
>>701568588
>NICE TRY FUCKERS! DUBS IN MY CITY? NO WAY.
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Roll
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>>701568746
gratata
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>>701564962
I got dubs and they are perfectly legal
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SKREEEE!
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Check'em
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Hands ub, no shot
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>>701564962
my father shall hear about this officer, and a tumblr shall be set up in my name. I must say that i have not done an- . . . i have dun nuf. . . . . . . . dindu nuffin
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>>701564962
FUCK U COP!!
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Niggered
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Fucking meme police
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>>701564962
AAAAAAARRRRRRR A GUN
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>"You will pay for this in time."
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This must be DUBlin city right here
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*inhales*
NO
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>>701569311
run nigga!!
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Fuck you
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No dubs here, only trips
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im clean
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>>701564962
AM I UNDER ARREST??????
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... I don't answer questions
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Yes occifer?
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>>701569476
Not enough knackers :/
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>>701569622
>ON THE GROUND NIGGER
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>>701569622
>>701569733
GET ON THE GROUND
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im foreign
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I swear they arent mine
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pretty sure I'm not carrying any illegal dubs.
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dont know what youre talking bout
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No worries, take some boobs and ignore my trips
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oh shit. i-i-i am not carrying d-ddubs i swear.
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>>701570224
almost

nice boobs btw but 4chan would say that to everything that moves
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>>701564962
Why state that I have dubs, but if I have singles I can leave? Numeral profiling........
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I ain't got nuttin
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Hello officer
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>>701564962
bro...
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Calm down officer, let's all be civilized.
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>>701564962
just passing by...dont mind me pig
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>>701571033
oh shit nigger
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Nigga sheeeeeeet
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AM I BEING DETAINED?!
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shoot bitch
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>>701564962
I'M WHITE, ARE YOU BLIND OFFICER??
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I'm mexican
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HANDS UP DONT SHOOT
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dindu nuffin
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>>701564962
JP 100%
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I have a pound of weed up my ass officer
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What seems to be the officer, problem?
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>>701564962
Shoot me if you want but you'll never have my dubs
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>reaches for singles in glove box
>dies in hail of gunfire
>Trump 2016
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Got this black ass nigga scared AF right now fam.
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>>701565271
He waz a gud boi, he did nuffin, we ned mo money for dem programz
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>>701572083
whew, I get to steal yet another day
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I shot the sheriff
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wyatttt u must be mitachin
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>>701564962
Fuck off pig.
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well jizz in a bucket idk really know how they got there
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I ain't carrying anything, sir!
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I ain't got shit officer, always harassing me and shit.
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>>701564962
What seems to be the officer, problem?
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Duuude chill bro
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Hehe
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Well hello Officer, what can I do for you, you sexy scoundral?
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Hello officer, how you doin'?
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>>701572231
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>>701564962
No dubs here....
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I'm good
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>>701564962
I dindu nufin
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>>701572699
BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM
GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE...oh, never mind.
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>>701572781
>>701572231
samefagging so hard
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>>701572905
told ya
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>>701572900
Aww shit I was wrong
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>>701564962
I... I'm clean, officer, I swear... I don't do that anymore...
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oh shit
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But... But ... am not a nigger
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>>701572966
>>701572900
>DROP THE FUCKING DUBS, STEP AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE AND KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
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>>701572781
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BLACK LIVES MATTER
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I'm clean
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>>701573100
U ded
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>>701573074
>>701572781
>>701572231
dude you're trying way too hard. go shitpost somewhere else
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Shieeeet
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>>701572955
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>>701564962
what seems to be the problem, officer?
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>>701573100
he's got a dubs gun
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No dubs here, on my way to become pokemon master before turning 11
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>>701564962
*Shoots the faggot cop*
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>>701573190
Well don't you look silly
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im clean i swear
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>>701573190
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Fuck the police
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Officer please. I have a family.
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Mierdi
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he wuz a goid boi
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>>701573074
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>>701573433
>>701573395
samefag is so obvious
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>>701564962
no dubs here faggot
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i having no dub
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>>701573699
fuck
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I'm not a nigger
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I AINT GOT ANY DUBS
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>>701573222
>>701573608
SPIDER TRIPS ON THE LOOSE AND NO ONE TO SAVE US
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>>701573733
Fucking hell.
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>>701573733
fuck ibewhuwetcvhtgfdx
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>>701573609
What are you on, retard?
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checkem
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>>701573609
whatever you say le master memelord troll
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I'm white thoo
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NO DUBS HERE
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>>701564962
no dudubz officer
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I swear officer I've never committed a crime in my life!
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>>701573758
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nope not here officer
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>>701564962
nigga dont shoot
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Ain't no dubs here officer, only trips
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>>701564962
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mang jus pleas dont check mah mufuckin glove box mang pleaaase mang
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Thank god getting no dubs finally work.
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>>701573817
Wow you responded to your own spiderman with spiderman you're a fucking faggot.
samefag is very obvious
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No dubs here. But hey I think I saw some dubs on this thread
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>>701564962
I want my lawyer, pig
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>>701564962
>No rekt thread?
> Postem I want nightmares
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>Anonymous 08/28/16(Sun)18:02:30 No.701573631â–¶
> >>701572998
> The video is sad not me d̶i̶p̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ good pe

No dubs here, Sir.
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i aint got nuttin i swear
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nothin here officer
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No dubs here officer, I do have crack tho
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>>701565144
Thanks, Jamal for dissing us out
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>>701574356
Fuck off, >>701574129
I'm not alone
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I AIN'T GOT NUTHIN IN HERE BUT A SIX PACK OF COORS LIGHT, AWFISSER!
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>>701564962
I am a soveign citizen, don't you know your own constitution?
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I'M CLEAN!
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im white, leave me alone
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>>701564962
Okay... But, I can sell you some marijuana if you like
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>>701574356
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>>701564962

Nothing to see here, officer porkrind.
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>>701574129
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I'm innocent
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>>701574500
>>701574599
cya in jail bud
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>>701574631
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roll
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>>701574679
pls no sir I did nothing.
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Ive got nothing officer ;)
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>>701564962
fuck 12
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>>701574717
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>>701574500
He's free to boss, the law doesn't apply to him
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>>701564962
sorry officer, ill just put my car into drive now!
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>>701574880
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>>701565144
legalize marinara
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>>701564962
Check em
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>>701574819
thats what they all say, nigger
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FREE MAH BRUVUH HE DIN DO NUFFIN
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>>701574990
Ayy fuck you
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>>701574977
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>>701564962
no dubs here, officer
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>>701575184
thats it, sandnigger, you can get in the back too
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>>701575236
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I dindu nuffin
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No I'm good officer, thanks.
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>>701564962
No dubs here i aint no nigger
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check em
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>>701564962
amigo pls it wasnt me
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>>701564962
I have no dubs you brotha killin creepy ass cracker
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I am a sovereign citizen of the free planet Earth and it is my unalienable right to carry these dubs while traveling.
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>>701575422
youre free to leave
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>>701575400
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>>701575422
hush it, Lebron James Dimitrius Jr.
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>>701575400
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>>701575631
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>>701564962
i am innocent i promise
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