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Food hack thread
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This thread is triggering me big time
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>>701555935
I bet that tastes like vagoo
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>701556773
Needs a lil cilantro
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Putting crunchy Cheetos on any sandwich will make it godlike.
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>>701556546
Kek
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Moar
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>>701556392

That probably tastes amazing.
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what did food ever do to you?
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>>701557287
Fuck. I need to try that.
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>>701555769
peanut butter pickle sandwhiches are great. you need to use better quality pickles though, those ones are shit.
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>>701557287
that actually looks pretty good
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>>701558926
LOL! 926...that's my birthday :p
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>>701556546
Actually, it tastes like your dads shit pipe, and I would know.
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>>701558658
>>701558926
I eat one for lunch almost every day. Smoked turkey, smoked gouda, spicy brown mustard, and a nice layer of Cheetos. It's great, I'll probably never stop.
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>>701558998
Are you autistic or a newfag?
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>>701558998
Preemptive happy13th
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>>701559179
Sounds good, super healthy too.
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>>701557287
Thank god summer /sp/ is almost over
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>>701556776
that last robot though jesus christ my sides
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>>701559343
Summer? I've been here for 7 years.
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>>701558998
ha ha xD thats so funny :')
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>>701559541
That's even sadder.
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>>701559611
Yeah, it is.
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why out of all the traps, gore, rekt threads etc i dont feel anything. come to this thread and i cant control my gag reflex.
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>>701559965
Youre weak, thats why
git gud son
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Prepare yourselves
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>>701560498
I must find this place if I ever visit Mexico. I would eat one of these on camera and make a .webm for you guys.
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>>701560860
This might be okay. I've made Cheeto burritos before.
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>>701556546
nah, not salty enough
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>>701559187
both?
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>>701555769
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>>701560811
But it belongs in a rekt thread
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>>701560776
Look out, guys, it's a sni-
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>>701557287
I do the same thing with Doritos, fucking amazing
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>>701560965
I'd probably honestly still eat this, just substitute the ketchup for ranch.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFlDLwDChL0
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>>701562886
tested and it works
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>>701563024
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>>701562886
u just know some 13 year old has tried this too..
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>>701563024
>>701563073
Oh god. I like pickled beets, but this is terrible.
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>>701563279
Happy Birthday
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>>701563166
This looks like a proper Scandinavian open sandwich. I'd eat it.
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>>701563312
literally just vomited onto my keyboard nigger
>gofuck you
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>>701556075
>Kek
Drugs
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>>701555769
Try toasting the bread lightly first. I like it much better that way.
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>>701560776
Greedo shot wurst
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>>701555935
SALTY MILK AND COINS
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>>701563024
Hey its my birthday today
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>>701561189
kek
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>>701561079
That's an induction heater, bitch shouldn't even heat up for a damn watermelone
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>>701558359
what British bullshittery is this
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>>701562886
can confirm
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>>701563166
kalle looks like a fag
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>>701555769
American bread has sugar in.

This is all you need to know about why America is fat as all fuck.
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>>701564230
Lol wat?!
Source pls
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>>701558359
SCARF DOWN THE BARF
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>>701563073
I'm out [puke]
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>>701562886
just tried it
>it works
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>>701562886
Works
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>>701560965
This would be genuinely good imo
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>>701560498
this makes my ass pucker so tight if i farted dogs would start to howl.
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>>701565378
Brit detected
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bumping for hot dogs
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>>701562886
Owwwww this doesn't feel good at all idk what a vagina feels like irl but I'm guessing it doesn't burn
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>>701566234
If they have an std it burns
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He counts as food
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>>701558658
Yo, I'm Irish. sticking crisps or chips are you americunts call them is a national pastime.
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>>701566669
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>>701558359
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>>701566719

better watch yourself
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>>701556487
This hurts me.
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>>701562886
jokes on you.i've fapped with red tiger balm on my dick and balls.feels good from time to time
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>>701558658
>>701558926
>>701559179
>>701562399
Americans spotted
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>>701567230

Team Fruity?
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more this thread is amazing
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>>701563312
This is fucking disgusting.
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taste me! like me!
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ITT

people who don't know how to cook!
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>>701569342
i'd totally eat that
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>>701561189
>Online hotdog delivery
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>>701563166
överkokta ägg 0/10
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>>701569342
Just like mum used to make. I miss chicken feet.
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>>701571631
God I hate that little cunt
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>>701560498
it is for real?
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>>701558359
I don't think a Chinese would even fuck wit this
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>>701572155
left or right?
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>>701572155
actually me too.. it's a super duper faggot
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>>701572473
i think maxmoefoe, papa franku is untouchable
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>>701563312
This is the food of the old fags
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>>701560860
Use fried egg instead for squishy center

And BBQ sauce instead of ketchup
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>>701573160
Son of a
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>>701557287
I've been having potato chip sandwiches as a drunk snack lately. It's a white trash delight!
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>>701573373
The white mans burrito there
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>>701555935
what is this shit
>pic me high rn
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>>701555769
Can confirm this is delicious as fuck all
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>>701562886
>bangs mexican
>homo for life
>thx anon
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>>701567808
third world nigger spotted
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>>701573798
Holy shit, I have to make this next weekend.
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>>701574307
>This ruins the pizza
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>>701560498
1 cancer, please
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>>701563166
3/10 would not eat, waste of good Kalle.
>Bread not toasted
>Overcooked, dry eggs
>No dill, wtf?
t. Pekka from Finland
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>>701565472
Brit that grew up in Ireland, but yeah
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>>701571822
dude are u balkan?
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>>701572155
Who max? Why?
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>>701558755
Yeah, Claussen FTW!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6KAVzPb_yQ
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>>701569342
Looks good tbh, peanuts, anis and probably chili and rock sugar. 9/10 would eat.

Let food normies pussy out on this.
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>>701563312

I did that everyday in jail cause it's not wise to eat jail bread. That picture has an odd appeal to me.
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>>701575994
You use internet in jail?
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>>701576268
No.

No one eats the balogna in jail so i would get everyones and stack layers of it with with mustard amd mayo so i could fill my belly without having to eat bread.
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>>701575994
What's wrong with jail bread? Mold?
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currently working on a compilation of these pics. hopefully i can finish it before thread dies
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>>701560965
OH FUCK YES

takes me back to school days in britbongistan
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>>701573153
and squid
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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>mfw this thread
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>>701577146
There's just bread with every mean and noodles and you'll get fat real fuckin quick cause your only form of cardio is doing massive amounts of burpies. You wanna get big and/or stay fit in jail you can't eat bread. The bologna was green sometimes but it wasn't harmful.
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>>701577751
Every meal*
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>>701558359
Looks like depression
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>>701577751
sounds awesome.i want to go to jail now
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>>701562485
/fit/ fag during the first week
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>>701578213

It's not horrible if you are at a point in life where you need structure, time to think, an ego boost, and a fresh start. I wouldn't recommend it though.
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>>701573798
this would go great with some ketchup
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>>701577832
Oh look! An 'ex con' who corrects his own typos and posts advice on /b.

And I'm Santa.
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>>701555935
gold
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>>701578310
na I started precooking shit like this after 3 years of training and 1 year of /fit/
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>>701556546
That's the joke faggot.
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>>701567808
Kek, enjoy your shitty food.
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>>701557287
I do this with PP&J. Judge if you want, idgaf.
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>>701558359
It looks like actual shit...
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>>701567808
European, we like true food.
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>>701579096
I tried it last week, it was awesome. Also, try bacon on PB&J.
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>>701560965
The ketchup ruined it.
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>>701562485
Fucked up thing is that one looks serious, looks like some bodybuilder's meal or something
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>>701578822
Someones jealous
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>>701578822

Just reminiscing about a time that the picture made me think of.
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>>701555769
Peanut butter with onions is acrually good as fuck

Get the pickle shit out
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>>701561189
the bread is suposaid to inside cemetry lol
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>>701563312
I hate bologna, but its the mounds of mayo and mustard that make me gag.
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>>701578798
>ketchup
You should look into killing yourself.
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>>701573798
>pink
enjpy ur disease faggot
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>>701574307
you've already got pizza, why bother with spaghetti os?
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>>701579933
You're joking, right? Fuck I hope so. How do you get your steak? Well done? Fuck, man.
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>>701579933
t. american
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>>701580420

It's different with ground meat. Whatever was on the outside of meat is now mixed up and can't be decontaminated if you leave ground mear pink. Steak you can just sear it real quick and not worry about it.
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>>701574419
This is a Russian school lunch meal.
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>>701559382
>that last robot though jesus christ my sides

fuck it. he's goin' for it.
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>>701580420
hamburger and steak are two different deals though.

hamburger is ground meat that often comes from many different animals and pathogens can get mixed into the center of the meat from the outside during the process, so if any of those several animals was sick or there was contamination nearby, the center of your burger could contain that pathogen still since it is not cooked fully.

a steak is from one animal, and assuming that one animal is not sick, the only source of pathogens would be on the surface of the cut, so you're safer with a steak just ensuring the outside gets cooked to the right temperature.

not telling you what to do, but these are facts.
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>>701580420
You are one dumb nigger
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Why the fuck do you morons call it a 'hack' because you found a new way to do something that has already been done for centuries... Fucking stupid.
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>>701581102
go to your local butcher and watch him ground the beef anon

what is this several animals in your mince meat shit?
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>>701581351
It's used by idiotic youth who're trying to be edgy by calling it a hack so they can call themselves 'hackers' lmao retards I say.
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>>701581351
...because that's what a hack is (in this context). It isn't inventing a new activity, it's finding a new way to do it.
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>>701566719
Holy fucking kek after everything
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>>701580952
We can eat raw meat with little risk. Its a delicacy in some places.
But its got to be fresh, properly handled and the animal has to have been in excellent health.
Otherwise... you ded
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>>701581481
If you buy at a "local butcher" good for you. If you, like the vast majority of americans, buy pre-packaged beef that is processed at a plant, there you go.
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>>701581481
You still didn't address the fact that it's ground and pathogens can reach the center of the burger which is not the case with a steak.
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>>701563024
All I got was a burrito for my last birthday.
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>>701581481
> thinking single source mince is the norm
I trust you remember to get your Ferrari serviced on time?
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>>701581577
>in this context

You can't just create a new context or meaning for words to be used in. I guess I can say "I'll dox you" and it will mean to give you aids?
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>>701555769
Gross as fuck. At least do pickle and ketchup like a civilized human
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>>701582102
That'd be the ultimate dox
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>>701582102
Um, we didn't create this context. "life hacks" have been bumping around the internet for like a decade.
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>>701581351
What is your original point here? That the traditional meaning of hack involves inventing a new thing? It doesn't necessarily. It's often just finding a new way of getting into a system. Kinda like a new way of preparing a meal.
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>>701563653
It's not an induction heater. It's one of those cheap ordinary resistive heaters hidden under a flat black glass plate.

They are quite shit, because glass doesn't conduct heat so well.
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>>701555935
pussy ass skim
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>>701563073
Remove peanut butter and bread and this isn't bad
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>>701559343
Yes, so we can stop hearing faggots like you mentioning it's summer in every thread. Did I mention you're a faggot? Cuz you are. A faggot. A faggot is what you are, in case you missed the point of my post. If I could summarize my post it would go as follows: you are a faggot, faggot.
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>>701579933
Right? cook really slow for a long time, crispy outside, juicy center
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>>701577254
part 1
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>>701581928
It wasn't my jpg. Also I agree you really shouldn't leave mince pink at the centre unless you're itching for some diarrhea.

>>701582052
I just had two burgers for dinner made with 100% Irish beef. Glorious.
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>>701566929
10/10 would blow on my screen again. Fucking hair mate
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>>701582339
Salo is fucking amazing.

Those were the days indeed. Russian exchange students with salo and vodka, drinking and talking about Pushkin and Dostoyevskij till 4AM in the morning.

I miss communism.
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>>701563545
Under rated.
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>>701583436
Yes, and all my mince is 100% Australian. Unless I do it with my own two hands or have it specially ground, I can't guarantee its from the same specific beast.
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>>701555769

Thanks Anon, I just puked all over my keyboard.
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>>701583258
kek
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>>701579884
nice one faggot
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>>701578732
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU RECOMMEND! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER! I'LL GO TO FUCKING JAIL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
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>>701583887
>no you don't
>shock your balls with a taser for being here
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>>701564327
was just there a few weeks ago, wouldnt touch the bread after the first day
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>>701584484
>>701584706

Fuck sake
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>>701581102
I get my hamburger from the farm next door. What the fuck kind of hamburger are you buying?
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>>701584269
change your tampon
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>>701581722
Who's fault is that? People eat shit and then spout off about the proper way to eat that shit. How about you just keep eating shit and shut the fuck up?
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>>701585094
they have computers in Fucksheep, Georgia?
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>>701584484
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>>701585318
How about you go back to sucking farts out of your dad's ass?
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>>701574419
>>701581061
That tea tastes amazing, I wish I knew how to make it. I need to travel to soviet russia and ask for a recipe.
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>>701585318
i am the one autist in this thread that lives next to a farm hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

i choke the chickens myself
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>>701582934
don't mind me.i just felt like drawing this.could have added more veins,but i have other stuff to do
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>>701585459

Chili Shit Ways
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>>701556773
Yo! How small is your fucking oven man? You cooking on an easy bake oven?
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>>701585318
http://culinaryarts.about.com/od/beefporkothermeats/a/How-To-Cook-Ground-Beef.htm
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>>701585318
Originalfag here. All I was saying is that the vast majority of hamburger does not come straight from one animal. And even if it does, it is mixed so pathogens on the outside of the animal will end up inside the center of the meat, thus the reason you need to cook ground meats through.
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>>701560498

WHY SO MANY FUCKING SAUCES JESUS CHRIST STOP LADY
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>>701586147
it's not a small oven.it's just a big pan
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>>701586157
I ain't clicking that shit, nigger.
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>>701586157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaMrcSHoETA
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>>701582934
>>701586066
sorry,i can't stop
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>>701562485
Waaaaay too involved
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>>701563024
You walmart mother fucker
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I can't stop laughing at this thread
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>>701586811
>1000 by 1000
good
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Headcheese, hot mustard, french bread.
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>>701566985
Look at his sadness
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>>701574419
Guatamalan jail?
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>>701573058
wtf even is that thing?
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>>701586144

my favorite 'za

just had that last night
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>>701586564
Is..Is that a frige-fire?
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>>701564327
After backpacking through europe, I ate a ton of bread. Now that I've come back on can only eat proper bakery bread. That shit in the bread section is just as sweet as some candy.
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>>701583258
part 2
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>>701584706
my nigga , milksteak is the best!
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>>701566929
fuck that hair
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>>701556392
those tomatoes
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>>701557924
god damned cubans
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Any of your anons gotten down on a placenta before? A-1 makes it take like flank steak wrapped in bacon.
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>>701557287
i've been doing this since i was a kid. i'm surprised its not as popular as i thought
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>>701588063
lost me at headcheese. Why god why!? There's lips, nostrils, and I think I saw a foreskin in one
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>>701561340
kek'd
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>>701555769
if thats a foodhack then its malware
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>>701560498
JUST DUMP THE CHIPS LIKE HURRY UP FUCK
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>>701573801
lose some weight fatty
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>>701560776
YOU SEE IVAN...
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http://www.masslive.com/redsox/index.ssf/2016/03/atlanta_braves_reveal_burgeriz.html
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>>701560860
>scrambled eggs with ketchup

wew
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THE HERGIN


WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HERGIN


IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT POST IT
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>>701584706
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>>701562886
ah, the old spicy slider. a classic
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>>701589415
part 3
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>>701563575
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>>701562485
My brother has made this for me before and it's actually really good and great if you're lifting for a low fat high protein diet. Nothing that you pieces of shit would know anything about
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>>701573153
scrambled eggs would work better imho. nicer, less greasy and easier to shape to get even amounts of egg in each bite of the wrap
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>>701590573
It's popcorn, you blind fuck.
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>>701590573
Thats popcorn, though.
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>>701590573
>mistaking popcorn for scrambled eggs
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>>701560498

I'd like to know what this is and the place that is making it. Looks like it might be good.
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