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What's something almost no one knows about you?
Your biggest secret?
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>>701538366
I don't think I can even share it on an anonymous message board, rip
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My family members and I control western society
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>>701538520
DO IT FAGGOT
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I'm secretly a Jewish Muslims who goes to church every Sunday with a Buddha talisman in my pocket.
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>>701538559
My family members and I control your family members who control western society who control "anonymous"
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>>701538520
Literally nothing will happen if it's not illegal
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i shove sharpies in my ass when i beat off. one time i used twizzlers
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Bump
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>jerking off
>sudden urge to please myself analy
>use lube stick finger.
>shove finger deeper
>whats_this.gif
>4 inches in
>hit a new shit brewing
>texture of a clay, really solid
>bust and never jerk off again
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>>701539120
>twizzlers
did you eat them
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>>701538366

When I was 11 or 12, I was walking home, a guy forced me into his car, parked and made me watch him masturbate, then gave me $50 and dropped me off where he abducted me.
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>>701539379
Do fags shit each time before they gave sex?
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>>701539428
Are you a guy or a girl
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>>701539421
i did not.
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i enjoy bad memes
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>>701539502
idk man, not a faggot.
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>>701538978
Why did you delete this
It said:

"When I was 9 my cousin (who was a year older) tried things out on me. But the thing was I enjoyed it. Then when I was 10 during a family event where we had to spend the night I ended up with my cousin and my 4 year old cousin who was a boy. My older cousin and I are girls. I refused to do anything with my 4 yr old cousin and tried to fall asleep. I laid there while my older cousin did who knows what with him. I regret it to this day. I've never told anyone and I never plan to."
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I get hard whenever I see children in bathing suits.
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>>701538366
IM BI AND IM LONEY AND I HATE MOS PEOPLE AND I NEVER LOVED AND I WANT TO CRY
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>>701539834
Nice!
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I'm a virgin. I think my family actually thinks I'm not and that one day I'll be the normal kid they thought they had and I'll give them kids and shit.

Legit, I think I was close to losing my v card recently but I'm not sure. Last week, I asked a girl I really liked out and she said sure. So we eat and thats eat. I see her at work and we chat but I don't push anything. A few days later I have her my number and told her to shoot me a text. It's been a couple of days now so I don't think she's interested. Oh well. I tried
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>>701539540
I'm both, faggot
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>>701539834
This is pretty much me but with less bitching.
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>>701540063
How old are you?
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>>701540133
What were you born with, faggot
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I like to masturbate while sticking a thick cucumber up my ass
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>>701539586
Here is a monkey raping a parrot
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>>701540196
19. The chick I asked out turned out to be 25
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When i was 14 i wanted to have my stephdad inside me but my mom split up with him before we could do anything more then a lil bit of touching (im a grl)
Inb4 tits or gtfo
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>>701539834
cool. i think im bi too, atleast i enjoy some trap shit but usually return to female stuff fairly quickly. nobody knows.

naturally i hate most other people because i have a higher intelligence and all the downsides with understanding how retarded people actually are, but thats not a secret.
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>>701540258
I had one testicle and half a vagina
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>>701538366
When I was like 6 or 7 I went to summer camp with a buddy of mine.
We all had our own disposable cameras, and we thought it would be hilarious to take pictures of ourselves butt naked.
They used my camera and snapped some pictures of me spreading my legs, showing my pecker and asshole and shit while laughing my ass off. It was all in good fun and nothing really came of it, it wasn't a sexual thing, we were pretty dumb and didn't know much about sex in general.
Later that day we recalled the event out loud, still laughing "oh boy this is gonna be hilarious when we pick up the photos at the chemist"; unfortunately, a camp counselor heard us and asked me to give up my camera.
He opened it up, rolled out the film and looked at the latest pictures and went "listen anon, I can't let you take this home, you did a bad thing, I wouldn't tell your parents if I were you".
I went back home the week after and never, ever brought the subject up again.
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>>701540322
I really want to date a women older than me.
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>>701540348
*tips euphoria
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>>701540465
Show proof?
Also what gender do you pretend to be/what do you look like
Do you have boobs?
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>>701540346
>(I'm a girl)
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>>701540465
Pics.
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>>701540534
It would be nice but I just don't think she's interested enough. I already expressed my interest so I don't know what more to do other than being overbearing
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>>701540668
simple; just move on and focus on the next pussy, or dick. that's what we all do.
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>>701540728
Yeah I know. Thing is she's the only girl I've ever felt attracted enough too to approach. It really wasn't about da puss for me but that would have been a nice benefit
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>>701540525
The thing is, I can't remember if other counselors were aware of this at the time, if they were they probably took it up to the camp manager or something.
Or maybe he was a pedo, kept the photos and jacked off.
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>>701540525
>He opened it up, rolled out the film and looked at the latest pictures

Um...Anon, you cant exactly do that. Exposing raw untreated film to light destroys it and you cant see whats on them. You have to process the film before you can see the images.
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I killed one of my friends on 9/11, by accident.
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I'm in love with one of my friends. But don't know how to confess because before meeting him I considered my self straight. I don't know if he is gay. He doesn't ever talk about Hot Chick or anything sexual really.

We work together and chill on the weekends at a another friends/college house. We have a small group of friends that always chill together. We both always crash on a couch (one of those corner couch) after getting baked/drunk. And I feel like if I confess my love to him and he freaks out that work and chilling would become to awkward as a after math.
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>>701540565
>>701540595
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>>701540953
Explain, using greentext
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>>701540959
You only live once. And nothing you do in that life matters more than you care to think.

Tell him you are GOING to fuck his ass and he is GOING to like it.
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>>701540896
He clearly understood there were some naked pictures of me on the film, I distinctly remember seeing him rolling it out of the camera and observing them.
If it fucking the pictures up then good, I don't want to know someone somewhere has picture of me as a kid.
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>>701540959
What country are you from
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>>701541269
Aus. Why you ask?
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>>701538520
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>>701541470
You type in a strange manner
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>>701540953
What?
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>>701541622
Yeah now that I read it. It seem really weird I think it's because I read alot of >greentext and write a lot aswell
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>>701540959
Well i confessed to my friend, turns out he was bicurious, we had sex ~4times and ended up fighting because of something else but it worked for me, didnt change our relation much.
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I post on /b/ while fully clothed. Noone knows this yet.
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>>701542148
Post ITT >>701542148
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>be me
>be 5 years old
>obsessed with old piano given to our family (near autism levels)
>learn to play by ear, analyze oscillations of strings and wood
>generally regarded as bright kid
>parents mentally, verbally, physically abusive
>off the charts for mental math in grade school
>heading toward jr. high, stop giving fucks about academia
>learn shit on the computer, become consumed with recording hardware and software
>start composing my own stupid electronic music at 14
>dad kicks me out for slipping grades, forge their signature to work at mickey d's
>pay $150 a month for a spare bedroom in someone's house
>barely graduate high school, small army of crappy electronic metal tracks is only focus
>get noticed for music songwriting skill right after high school, asked to join band that just signed to major label deal
>spend ages 18 - 25 making records, touring, obsessively learning from record production masters
>leave band due to disputes, construct man-cave and use connections to build libraries of license music that gets used by major television networks
>semi-retired at 32, lawyer-level passive income from all licenses out
>mfw no friends left
>mfw no family left
>mfw can't really relate to anyone, even other musicians
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>>701541233
I could always play it as a joke when we chilling alone. But I don't think I'm really sexually attracted to him. Weird huh? He is only friend I have that never talks deep meaningful conversations with. All My friends send me like paragraph of text over chats and shit. And he like hardly reply to my messages.
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>>701542322
pretty cool guy
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>>701542322
How did you end up here?
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>>701542322
Well you have us anon
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>>701542322
What country are you from
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>>701538366
i tried to kill a guy once. Planned it all out and everything. Would've looked like a suicide. When i got there he was gone. Would've been a murderer. Dindu nuffin tho.
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>>701541173
>>701541915
>work at AON in the South Tower
>103rd floor
>get to work at 8am
>coworker in a meeting
>North tower hit at 8:46
>chill for a minute, speakers telling everyone to stay in their office
>fuckthat.jpg
>coworker and I start taking elevator down
>tell him I forgot my briefcase in the office
>start going back up, take the express elevator
>get to the sky lobby - floor 78
>says he'll get it for me and meet me in the lobby
>take express elevator back down to lobby
>9:03
>he went to get my briefcase on the 103rd floor
>plane took out 78-84th floor
>he's stuck
>clearly my fault

I still feel bad about it to this day.
His name was Paul Beatini.

I'm so sorry.
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>>701542902
Why did you try to kill him?
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I presume other people are better than me or have something that I don't. I imagine a scenario in my head where I'm at the grocery store and some guy is really aggressive. I haven't really been in such a situation before.

I over-analyze like a motherfucker. I feel like I can't think of something clever, insightful or funny to post on the internet. Then I read in the comment section where people posted something I missed in the video and I beat myself up over it. I analyze a lot but at the same time don't. It's annoying.

Sorry for ranting. Feels a bit good letting it all out. Ironically I wish anyone reading this can give me some answers. What is my problem? How can I fix it? Is there anyone else thinking like myself?
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I suck dicks
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>>701540346
still like older guys? Would he have been your first?
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>>701538366
I fuck traps
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>>701543019
Just wanted to watch the life drain from his eyes. I find it fascinating how humans think theyre so indestructable and powerful. Well, until a knife slides across their neck.
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>>701543023
Autism maybe?
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>>701539585
you monster
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>>701539586
don't we all?
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>>701543253
no, sounds like he just doesnt have a trace of self esteem
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>>701540348
>i have a higher intelligence
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>>701540348
>I have a higher intelligence
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I used to have a 9chat app and used cheap 12yo humor so people would like my comments giving me a feeling of accomplishment
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>>701540348
Calm your fedora son.
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>>701543252
there is no life draining from the eyes you fucking retard
also you'll likely be the one dying if you attempt that shit.
>hurr durr i just gotta slash and then dey dieds, cuase im dat powurfull and indestruktable
kys faggot.
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>>701543252
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>>701543023
How are you like drunk. I'm similar to you I over analyze everything. But when I'm drunk I'm a complete cunt to everyone putting everyone faults on the table. I piss people off so much to the point were people want to kill me.
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>>701541004
nah
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>>701543023
i had the same problem as you. only solution i found was to build confidence through exercise and positive thinking. it is hard to do but once you have some self respect most of these brain issues go away
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>>701540063
always keep trying until she calls the police
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>>701543253
I don't think so. Because of my over analyctic thinking? My theory is that I suffer from low self esteem and low self confidence. I just know it..
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>>701538366
i'm a guy and i like wearing women's clothing
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>>701539502
as long as it isn't deep fisting or extreme shit, usually a bit of douching does the trick
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>>701538366
when life gets hard, or a task starts to get the better of me, i inspire myself to push through by telling myself "IM A GOD DAMN MANDALORIAN, I DONT GIVE UP"


works.
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I'm a fag
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>>701543692
Haha yeah probs. but it never happened so who gives a shit? Been trying to figure out what my problem is for years but all i've found is that mild childhood trauma caused me to feel a sense of powerlessness hence me being aggressive. Lifes pretty good right now though so no need to be a hero
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I still pretend in the same fantasy world from when I was 7 years old. I'm 21 almost 22 now.

Imagined huge space battles versus giant tree cities in elementary and middle school, imagined it after school when I turned thirteen, there is a huge plot that has spanned over fourteen years (over sixty in the story). It would take eight or nine posts just to greentext the BAREST outline of this plot. It's not particularly fascinating. But this story has given me incredible feels over the years. I deeply miss some of the characters who have died.

Pic related, I was driving along a highway in Florida and imagined the main character (grandson of the original main character) flying toward the enemy's massive city of billions, watching the orange haze of the city. In reality I was just watching the streetlights across the bay, but imagining it as so much larger and sinister felt amazing, especially with music. I am happy I can still get lost in this story after so long.
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>>701538366
I took the last poptarts out of the box and put the empty box back in the pantry.
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>>701543886
that's it. but believing that something is inherently wrong with you only contributes to it. workout and go accomplish something to build self esteem. also don't stress over things you don't have control over. believe me i wish someone would have told me this a year ago when i was suicidal
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>>701543199
Yes i do.. I cant seem to shake the thought of getting it on with my s.dad though. And yes he'd be the first
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>>701538366
That I've kept a secret for over ten years
my friend is gay
you see, it started quite a bit ago, when I was still a kid
my friend would post has "OP" on a site called 4chan on their b board
and shortly thereafter he had a bunch of hairy men come over to get sucked off in the dozens daily
it's only gotten worse has time's gone on, and I'm afraid he's gotten and spread aids far and wide
I don't see any recovery for him
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>>701544137
you have a talent. become a writer or game designer. you could be the next tolkien
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I go out to parties, pubs, strip clubs with my friends hoping to get into an altercation that results in me beating someone to death in "self defense". I act very protective of my friends when we are out, they think I'm a great friend, a stand up guy. But really I just want to beat the life out of someone and get away with it.
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>>701544137
Walter mitty?
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>>701544137
omfg me too!
im 28 now, been in the same story since i was 13
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>>701538366
I sold drugs in college
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>>701544444
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>>701544404
Nigger detected
Who do you handle all the edges?
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>>701544137
I want to read this
Have u ever wrote it down?
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>>701544444
Checked
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>>701544137
Same here bruh, kind of nice to see I'm not the only one who does this.
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>>701540348
>higher Intelligence
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>>701544220
I work out and still have no no self esteem. :( I only get stressed when everything around me falls apart and can't do anything about. Not the poster
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>>701544024
Autism?
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>>701544437

Pretty much.

>>701544444

Nice quints. Say more about this? I think I will be in your shoes someday. I don't see this ever ending.

>>701544363

Thanks man. I've written about 300,000 words so far, but it's very fragmented and spread out over the timeline. I'm working on linking it up, but I get writer's block a lot.

>>701544596

What do you do?
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>>701544137
I am very interested, you might have potenial
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I'm actually a wicked normalfag millennial who comes here to vent his deep inner disgust with humanity and general hatred for the people around him.
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>>701544404
kys faggot
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I am not mentally able to get attached to anyone.
I don't have feelings.

but I pretend like I do.
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>>701544137
Autism?
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>>701539428
Not bad. $50 is a lot when you're 11
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>>701544628
Get a gf
Its probably the thing that would help you most. Not just a slut either, someone you can trust and talk to. Or do you have trust issues too?
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>>701542322
find a girl and adopt her friends and family
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>>701544628
try this
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>>701544672
Well, it started as a dream i had when i was a kid, i was a knight who stumbled onto a big mystery which i wont elaborate on because i plan to try to market it as a story for a movie, but its become a big, BIG world, on the level of Game of Thrones big, since i was a teenager various adventures, thousands of characters, locations ect have become very flushed out, i have some of it written, others not yet.
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>>701540525
fake
you couldn't look at the raw pictures in a film camera before you got the film developed

which brings me to believe you weren't around when film cameras were still popular, which means you are too young to be here
underage b&
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>>701544404
You're a big guy.
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>>701544804

Not diagnosed. I have taken some online autism tests and always got borderline but just below.

>>701544694

I have a tumblr full of my autism, mostly because it was the only blogging platform I found easy to use. I just post, though, I don't atke part in the site's culture.

Here's a character infographic I am working on. The races in the story have pretty autistic names (I called them "whos" and "lice" when I was 7, after headlice and Dr Seuss creatures, and never bothered to change the names) but other than that I am somewhat proud of it. It is pretty generic sci-fi fantasy though.
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I'm bi but most of my gay fantasies involve other tall skinny brown haired white guys like me and it makes me feel narcissistic and I'm not sure what it means
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>>701545131
go to church fag
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>>701538366
My biggest secret is that I want to be completely dominated and controlled by a female.
I want her to punch, kick, and knee my testicles.
I want her to piss all over my face and body.
I want her to spit in my face.
I want her to degrade me verbally.
I want her to fart in my face and force me to worship her ass.
I want her to force me to suck, lick, kiss and massage her feet.
I want her to lock me in chastity so I can watch her suck a fat, uncut black cock.
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>>701540823

She might be interested, but honestly 19 - 25 is a pretty big gap in maturity. Could be why she isn't fucking you
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>>701538366
my biggest secret is that I am addicted to computer games, only my family knows that something's up but I still achieved somewhat better than them so they let me be. If only I weren't addicted, even sky wouldn't be the limit...
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>>701544840
Easy money
When i was 6 i had an old guy in a swimming pool pull my shorts down and make a comment with a smile on his face while his gf laughed. Didnt get shit. Just grabbed my ass, looked at my lil willy and smiled. Didnt realise what actually happened until i had a flashback when i was like 14
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>>701544221
what's the oldest guy you've had?

ever done Daddy daughter roleplay etc?
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>>701545217
You should be ashamed of yourself, anon.
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>>701544974

Sounds like good stuff. I wish you luck in publishing it.
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>>701538559
wow a very unsubtle political cartoon.
the worst of em
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>>701540063
Just text her you faggot.
Get over your stupid bitchbutterflies. If that doesnt work go for self-conscious chicks or fat chicks. Its what you do to learn how to fuck and what girls like and how to manipulate them.
Trust me, your bonerĀ“s gonna work despite them being chubby ugly migets.
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>>701544672
I've been imagining a fantasy world in my head as well over the years (from when I was in 8th grade), it was mostly just a habit of mine but I have been trying to flesh out lately.

But I think your premise has got a lot of promise, have you considered getting it to the publishing stage or naw?
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>>701542999
Sorry m8, its the sand nigger's fault not yours. Rip Paul Beatini
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>>701545217
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>>701545329
it involves a lot of sorcery and violence, the main character is something of a chosen one, who began as purely a knight but over time learned elemental magic and resembles more of a battlemage, he joined a rebellion and eventually became a king, now his kingdom is at war with a long-latent evil
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>>701545206
My dad tried that when I was 11. I stopped going when I was 12 and I've rejected Christianity after seeing the delusions firsthand. Seriously it's fucked. Might have just been that church but I don't see myself going back
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>>701545068
what's your tumblr?
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I contemplate becoming a serial killer.
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>>701545503
Jet fuel doesnt melt steel beams
>bush did 9/11
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>>701544137
I started to lucid dream when I was around 13 now 23. I created my own universes I had 2.

First One was me struck in a fantasy magic vs technology world. There were 2 side of the world technology and magic side. I would wake in the dream and had the ability to manipulate everything. The technology side of the world were killing culling mass amounts of magic users looking for people that had the ability to create Pure Power that was turned into fuel that powered there technology making them strong. And my whole role was to find why they were attacking and bring peace.
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>>701538366
im a virgin esse, but no one knows and no one will
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>>701543084
hahahahhahaahhaahhaahahhaha
I do the same as you!
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>>701544846
>>701544971
I am also this guy >>701543721
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>>701545579
Same. Raised a Christian, i do still believe in an infinate being that is the Creator coz fuck why not? But religion is just a manipulative buisness that tries to make you feel guilty and pay a guy for telling you how shit you are. Then you sing praises. I don't see myself ever being a part of a religion
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>>701545437

Not really, my plan is to finish it and leave it behind when I die, like Henry Darger. He was my inspiration to really do something with this story. I feel like publishing it would mean I'd have to end the story and it's such a habit, it's something I always went to when I was bored, just imagining generic space battles. My mom would drag me with her shopping at the mall and I'd wander around imagining fighters swarming through this massive fortress blowing things up.

>>701545642

thestoryofthewhos.tumblr.com
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i dont know i guess im pretty open about myself, but if i had to say something......

not everyone know i like bondage and hc stuff, only my exgfs know

i think just one person knows i am a little bit agoraphobic, thats why almost never go out to eat, i tell lies to most persons so i dont have to go

just one person knows how "depressive" i can get sometimes
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I know that the poster below me has a very dark secret...
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>>701545737
Aye i almost killed a guy! What motivates you anon? Bad childhood? Shit parents? Being a loner? All of the above and more?
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>>701545552

That's awesome. Not enough fantasy stories have a good spell-sword character in them.
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>>701545323
Except I'm not ashamed at all.

>>701545538
I try.
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>>701546008
Oh my bad
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>>701546215
>accurate
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>>701546256
Simply because I feel I could get away with it.

Upbringing was fine, no abuse, not incredibly rich but we'll enough off. Made 105k last year (prob slightly less this year). Wife, 2 kids, friends... some depression that comes and goes.
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>>701545737
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>>701544404

Me too, anon. Me too. Think about it all the time, esp. if someone rear ends me after tailgating him. Want to bait him into attacking me then shoot him. WTF is wrong with me.....
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>>701546155
thanks!
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>>701546330
Difficult to find an attractive girl that would actually do that though
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>>701538366
I have no idea how to clean my asshole area. I use wet wipes and it helps I guess, but just shoving my hand between my cheeks grosses me out and keeping an ass rag in the shower is even grosser.
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>>701546358
If I don't drink too much I'm fine but it's a fine line of being open and have self esteem and me being a cunt to everyone. I have found that if I drop mdma I'm open and have self esteem. But it's probably if I find a true girl friend with a serious relationship. I would be more open and shit
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>>701545838

I wish I could lucid dream. Any tips? I've tried before but I feel like I keep ruining it. Is it like that hypnosis thing where you have to be willing to lose your balance and have someone catch you?

>>701546695

No problem. I hope you enjoy browsing it. The /intro page has the story written out in long summary. Resources tab has my google drive with a PDF of my manuscript.
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>>701542902
Why would you want to kill him , what he do?
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>>701546578
So just for the challenge? Huh... I thought everyone who wants to kill like me had something wrong with them... Oh well guess not. You think you'd feel guilty or regret it? I just dont see how a 'normal' person could kill without emotion
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Once I didn't seed a torrent.
I feel shame anons
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>>701546601
Join the police force and just blow away a few niggers
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>>701546994
cunt
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>>701538366
I stole a lego knife from one of my friends when i was little, but a couple days later i brought it back
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>>701544785
how does that make you feel?
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i've been stalking this girl for almost a year. i know what times she gets which buses/trains at. which bars she frequents most regularly. where she lives. where several members of her family lives. and i sometimes go to bus stops where she'll be and just look at her. she doesn't know i exist.
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>>701546934
I stop doing it I started to have problems like the wife in interception. I couldn't figure out what was real or not. Its amazing how much you keep locked up in you subconscious. For example I would lucid dream go to pplace I would go in the real would and could recollect tree lays and grass leaves. That I dreamt about in the real world and not just how it looked but the smell and fell of something I never felt or smelt before
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>>701543023
>>701543721
Fuck man. Same here. Both of these things work terribly together. Wake up hung over after being a huge ass hole then spend the next weak freaking out about it. I hate myself
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>>701546942
Had a drunken fight him the night before and i didnt live anywhere near the area and he seemed to just be a drug addict passing through. After the fight i stalked him back to where he slept. The next night a got rubber gloves and i knew where to get a sharp knife. So i just wanted to kill him to see what would happen...
>see>>701544134
>>701543252
>>701545272
I could go all night about my amazing parents or my perfect childhood but could be fucked telling a life story
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>>701547387
Rape her
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>>701538366
That I exist, because I avoid humonkeys like the fucking plague you are.
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I have learned that people in general are not really on my intelligence level. They are like sheep walking through a haze. I resent them for their folly and feel no empathy towards my fellow man. My I.Q is over 150 how could they deal with my intellect? I don't talk to farm animals either.

You see, I am a psychopath. I don't care about the conformities of the modern world or the people in it. I am dull to the pain of others and feel nothing for humankind.

My mother is worried about me sometimes, my parents tried to get me tested for autism due to my lack of responsiveness in social situations but they don't realise that they are just beneath me and that I have ascended to a higher plane of existence. My older brother just finished getting his medical degree and is getting married in the fall. My mother and father seem so happy to see him and i think they had hoped I would also enter higher education but there is no reason.

I am too smart for the system. I will make my own forge soon and become a blacksmith and make knives and swords to sell online whilst I watch this pathetic excuse of humanity from the shadows. I will laugh only at the chaos
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>>701547819
So you are a doomsday prepper?
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>>701544978
How the fuck was I supposed to know that? I was 7, nigger. I had no fucking clue how cameras worked. Anyway my story is true, fuck you if you don't believe me.
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>>701547387
how do you look at her all the time and she doesn't notice? Do you live in New York or something?
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i'm doing shit all the time, like drinking too much, sometimes i get upset and hit people, but in reality i just want to be with a women, that loves me and have a normal life
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>>701547425

> Its amazing how much you keep locked up in you subconscious.

I agree. Another of my writing projects is to try to get some of the stuff in my dreams (like extra rooms in my house and what not) into some "battling inner demons in your dreams" sort of thing.

It'd be like inception, but with some guy having to kill the subconscious representation of his abusive father / ex-girlfriend by fighting some demonic version of them.

The imagery in dreams is amazing. I've had very few dreams about my story, but usually when I do it sends the plot wildly off track and I wake up in a panic that I've "ruined" it.
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>>701546979
That's because clearly I'm not "normal". I don't think I'd feel regret. And I don't even know if it'd be for the challenge. The only way I'd fear getting caught is because I'd probably save newspaper clips, so the families knew who, if I had eventually gotten caught. Somebody stumbling upon thathe would be no good.
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>>701547897
Paychopaths rarely self diagnose
>kys faggot
Before a sociopath does the job for you
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>>701547897
Do you have any plans on opening a fedora factory as well?
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>>701547981
$10 says the guy got them developed and fapped to them for years
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>>701547574
One Time I got Black out drunk I was bening a complete cunt. I was letting people try and knock me out for shits and giggles. I was aggravating the people while I did it. I woke up the next day with 2 Black eyes and a fucking sore jaw and my best friend told me the next day that I took 20+ punches to the face and wouldn't go down or even flinched and would piss the person off for trying
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>>701548202
I did , for many , many years ......kekkle
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>>701548108
Might wanna get checked out for anti-social personality disorder anon could be something there
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I once sucked of an old cripple just to see what it was like
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>>701548108
On a scale of 1-eminem how much do you love your kids?
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>>701548445
What was it like?
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I once fucked a cheap hooker and got crabs.
Gave the crabs to my gf and then blamed her for cheating. Kek
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>>701548639
Top kek
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>>701548013
live in london. if she does notice. i can just pretend i use public transport at the same time every day. just like she does.
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Fucked a body of a tornado victim
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>>701548618
Salty and tasted bad , but the bj he gave me was the best I've ever had......
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>>701548372
Could be. But I see "Those with antisocial personality disorder are often impulsive and reckless, failing to consider or disregarding the consequences of their actions"

I would hardly say I'm impulsive and definitely not reckless. Calculating and cold, perhaps. And I hardly feel "anti-social"
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>>701548546
On a scale of 1 - Eminem, I'd say Tom Hanks?
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>>701548712
Was she hot? Missing limbs?
>greentext it anon
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Me and my sister used to make out a couple of times when we were younger. Stopped when she started to feel uncomfortable. I also got scared parents might find out. Obviously no one knows.
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I'm asexual but I don't think it makes me better than anyone, in fact I think it makes me worse since I literally have no desire to do what humans are supposed to do (fuck and have kids)
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>>701548712
Wtf!
Worm infested ?
Details dude , details??????
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>>701548096
I have the problem were I want to write down everything but end up getting embarrassed that people think I'm weird. The only time I have posted anything about it is here. I have much much more story and timelines and everything about the universe.
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>>701545260
That's a shame. Have any tips on how to tell if she's interested still or should I just give up you think?
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>>701549038
Male / female?
Just wondering if you masterbate
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i have a youtube channel where i make daily vlogs wherein i talk about how i feel about things. the contents are too personal to ever share with anyone i know. if they find out about it it could ruin me
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>>701548712
pls greentext
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>>701544444
Checkd
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>>701548751
Yeah i get the same way. Everything i do is planned, plotted and for a reason. Like i almost failed school and after i smashed an aptitude test a teacher asked me how i could possibly fail her subject with the level of understanding that i had and i replied 'i dont work unless i get paid' but that's not resisting authority or being an anarchist, its just knowing whats best for me and doing what i have to do to get what i want and no more so i dunno
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>>701539428

sweet, $50 and a show? that's a great deal
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I have a huge rape fetish. I can hardly get off to anything if it doesn't involve rape.
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>>701548843
Okay so youre a pretty normal guy. Gender of kids?
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>>701549190
Keemstar?
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>>701545367
I don't have her number; I gave her mine (i know, mistake). Regardless, it wasn't about getting pussy. I am more interested in a relationship.

Call me a faggot but I want to try and not be alone at least once before I die.
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>>701548125
>Underrated reply
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>>701549079

Mine is pretty weird / autistic / childish, too. I took me a long time to get the courage to share it, and it was ignored the first couple times. Keep at it, anon. Create for yourself, and if people like it when you share it, good. If not, as long as you enjoy it, that is reason enough for it to exist.

>>701549190

Link pls?
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I molested my cousin (female) during a sleepover and we both enjoyed it
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>>701549190
Post it here faggot
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>>701538366
Im 12 and a half and just hit puberty. My friend who just turned 12 was watching porn and he produced sperm, i watch porn sometimes. yet nothing. Do i have any sperm at all? Is they only way to get it out by sex? please help
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>>701549259
I had a 3.48 overall GPA in high school, went Marines instead of college but not a big "ooh-rah" moto jarhead, just did my time and got out.
Hate the animal abuse threads on here. Just feel like I could get away with shit so easy. Although I must admit, it'd be much easier if it were 60's-80's.
Just don't taunt the police (Zodiac) don't have a "type" don't have any sort of calling, random victims. Profiling is what gets you caught.
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>>701549259
I used to have a similar problem I use to do completely opposite someone wanted me to do/behave to see what how they would respond.
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I have a hypnosis fetish, that's the first secret, the second is that when I hypnotize people, I often jerk off in front of them without them realizing.
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>>701544137
Funny that , made my own evolving multiverse 27 years ago. It's starting to fade now as I'm getting older .
It used to be in vivid color but now it's fading. .
I think its , what I call ' dimensional bleeding' where I'm viewing another me's life in some sort of parrell multiverse.
Or hopefully a future me in another life
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I've got one where the outcome is so bizarre (something that happened to an ex) that she could be fairly easily identified. I probably wouldn't have to worry too much about my PI though; she had a lot of boyfriends.

Regardless, she's fine last I heard, but there's not much chance I'll ever see or hear from her again.
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I am 60 years old and I regularly post on /b/. I love to see the millennials squirm that someone as old as me can be here
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>>701549365
1 male, 1 female. 1 passed after birth (not included in previous tally)
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>>701549611
>molested
>we both enjoyed it
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>>701549681
There is a chance you're gonna get banned just for joking
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>>701549864
Proof or stfu grandpa
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>>701549804

That's sad, anon. I hope you can find a way to preserve it.

> I think its , what I call ' dimensional bleeding' where I'm viewing another me's life in some sort of parrell multiverse.

Might just be memories fading?

>>701549860

Picture? It doesn't bother me much. I like to imagine my grandpa posts on 4chan somewhere.
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>>701543808
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>>701549733
Holy shit are you the older me? I am literally joining military this week
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>>701549876
Stfu man I was 12
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>>701550023
Was meant for
>>701549860
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>>701549153
Male. I don't. I do do it just to see if it feels good that time, but I never get anything from it
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I have a few

>was hungry I had taco bell buretos for a snack
>I started feeling full had one left
>I turned on a porn fucked it
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>>701540348
>i have a higher intelligence
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>>701544137
I've been doing the same ever since I was in first grade, and its been progressing and maturing with me as I've grown up. It used to be such an innocent fantasy world where people had dbz-esque powers, but over time it developed into so much more. I used to spend alot more time alone just using my imagination and creating this universe but since I've graduated highschool, its a rare occurence.
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>>701549864
Which one do you love more? Your daughter or your son?
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>>701549487
>>701549594
>>701549661
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeJxXGMnqYUP-fBtBZDjvlw
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>>701550070
US?
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>>701550070
For your sake, I hope not.
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my biggest crush
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>>701539695
You mean your 11 year old girl cousin fucked your 4 year old cousin?
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>>701546934
wear a watch, preferably analog. make a habit of checking your watch as much as you can. all my lucid dreams have been initiated by looking at my watch.
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>>701550112
Gonna say wtf is wrong with you? Even to a guy like me that's cold
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>>701550116
I dont think anyone gets anything from masturbaiting dude
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>>701550189

Do you have any material written out for it?

> since I've graduated highschool, its a rare occurence.

I know how you feel. Now that I have a job I have difficulty getting into it anymore, except when I go on a long walk. Though, maybe that's a good thing. I've taken breaks frmo it before and always got back into it. Gives me time to catch up with my writing.
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>>701547897
Your intellect and intelligence are useless no matter what if your life is driven solely by your ego.
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>>701550209
I haven't really given it thought to be honest. I don't have a favorite. A scenario where somebody hands me a gun and says "you shoot one, or I'll shoot both" I can't even contemplate which. (Besides the obvious of trying to shoot him, this is theoretical)
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I got a daughter with a 46 year old taiwanese woman.

I am 22.
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>>701550287
Nope
Land down under
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>>701550349
What in Oblivion is that?
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>>701550508
Doesn't it feel of anything?
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>>701550275
Shit I didn't think you were actually gonna do it
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>>701550349
Kek
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I whack off to weird porn
#DicksOutForHillary
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>>701550619
What is your military like?
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>>701540534

It's fun. Older women are the best. None of that childish, immature bullshit and all of the experience. It's a nice mix.
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>>701550349
Haha faggot you got cock blocked by eleven
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>>701550349
When I was watching that show, I was dumbfounded by how much that kid looked like a friend of mine from grade 1. His name was Michael. Fuckin eerie, man.
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>>701549594
I feel like writing it all done but then sit there at a blank screen with writers block or something it been so long since I began I can hardly remember the start.

>>701549804
My second dream is me effecting me in another life. Its in the future where i a future me is having problems and I help him by me effecting things like making him teleporting and time travel and shit.
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>>701550569
I'd love to have a daughter, i think i could raise a daughter really well but i couldnt stand having a son. If he grew up to be anything like me i'd hate him. If he grew up to be not as strong or tough or successful as me i'd hate him. And if he grew up to think he was better than me i'd kill him. So yeah if ever have kids lets hope their girls.
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>>701540348
I think we're the same level of bi. I probably won't ever do it but I think I'd probably fool around with the right person if the stars aligned.

Also, I have the higher intelligence problem too. I often feel like I'm the only sentient, non purely instinctual person within miles.
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>>701550824
Maybe your a schizophrenic and you're still in the first grade and that's your friend
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>>701543023
lol borderline personality disorder
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>>701538366
me and my next door neigbor who was a few years older than me sucked eachothers flacid dicks since we were both too young to get hard. he was older than me and talked me into doing it. I still remember the taste, then i did it with the other neighbor boy and his parents found out. social services investigated me and I lied like none other. they left, the neighbors moved, and i told myself Id take this to the grave
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>>701550935

Greentext it here. Go into as much detail with as many posts as you need. Then screencap it, and Ctrl-V the text into a notepad file. It's a start, it's better than nothing.
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I am a productive member of a society, soon to get married, but secretly I hate my life, the choices I was forced to made because I am too weak to stand up for myself, and I would like to fuck it all and go live a hippie rastafari lifestyle like a complete savage, just travel around, do drugs and fuck random cuties on music festivals until I would die from a drug overdose or some STD, because thats the only time I feel really alive and good.
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>>701538366
i fell in love with a girl and i got really jealous so i found out her snapchat password and screenshotted all of her chats and photos. never spoke to her again and i think she knows.
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I draw porn
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>>701550981
I just hope they aren't complete fuck ups. Like most parents, I'm sure.
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>>701550758
Depends what part your in. I got in the front line part of ours which would get similar jobs to US infantry. Not much of it gets deployed and i'm gonna be earning around $60,000 a year. The men in the army are son of the toughest men you'll find in any military but our politicians are fucking wimps that never deploy anyone but SF because their scared they'll get PTSD and a lot do but i say tose ones are weak and shouldnt have enlisted.
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>>701550547
I've tried writing it down once, but at that point I was in 8th grade and so it was shit-quality and I stopped. I'm planning on actually writing it all down soon before I start to forget some of it. Its not something that will be easily forgotten though, they're practically memories at this point. I used to draw out alot of important moments in the universe but lost the drawings a while back
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>>701550582
nice. story?
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>>701543023
Yo you have anxiety and depression. You're describing the thoughts of someone with that shit to a T.
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>>701551264
Do it. You have the power to change your life at any moment. There is no God, there is no Hell. The only time we have is now. Fuck conventional rules, do what makes you happy.
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>>701551381
If their smart enough i'm sure they'll be fine.
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>>701551592
They seem intelligent, but they're quite young so hard to tell.
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>>701542322
This was copy and pasted from another thread you faggot.
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>>701542999
http://www.legacy.com/sept11/Story.aspx?PersonID=95994&location=2
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>>701547897
Cringe.
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>>701544141
You deserve a fate worse then death
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>>701545317
47 when i was 21 he had strong arms and handled me really well
Now i keep my bf's under 40 and i am 28 now
Never done roleplay like that not interested in it too.
Sometimes i wonder about ways to get in touch with my s.dad. You think i should do that? Ive never spoken about this before
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>>701551696
If they seem like geniuses its probably a good sign their assburgers so probably gonna fine. Just dont do what my parents did and turn on them everytime a teacher or someone else says their not good enough. Cant wait for my mothers funeral, gonna have a ball on that podium
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