Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>701524731 >Claim
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>701524731
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>701529601
God I love panties, I like how you draw them with so much detail.
>inb4 furry
Good morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BnMDXRkMWA
>>701530472
>>701530399
That doesn't change the fact she a shit
>>701530545
Furry shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SMsnsOU0as
>>701530374
Post your nudes again for Fran
>>701530511
Thanks, pervert.
>>701530590
Oh, I remember how you used this ava 9 years ago in loli.
>>701530603
Nice feet
Being tsundere requires being cute when angry. I just look even more like a retard.
>>701530511
Panties?
>>701530578
>beastie boys
Top tier post family.
>>701530703
I was actually constantly using Tewi to avatarfag everywhere 2 or 3 years ago. Should I feel bad???
Also check this family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w0k0J6mIt0
>>701530703
But he has CHENged in those 9 years!
D.Va
>>701529475
its alright
>>701530730
Hi.
>>701530808
What the fuck is this?
It sounds pretty good, thanks fam. I think I'm going to fly to your contry listening to this meanwhile I'm claiming my waifu.
>>701530809
Chen was always Chen.
Hi everyone!
>>701530609
Generic Maid shit
>>701530921
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>>701531068
ok
>>701530785
That's a lot of panties. Me like.
>>701530700
No worries, and who isn't?.
>>701530809
fucking lmao
>>701530921
Glad you liked it.
Check this one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w0k0J6mIt0
>>701531007
wowowowoowow, let's meet up familia, we gonna have some good time??? ;))))))
Also why tf did u say "what the fuck is this?". Don't you meme on me ma boi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7ABHHQ9HVs
>>701531068
She was MAID to be unique. She isn't generic. You don't have to be FURocious!
>>701531196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaHOPzVgUz8
Check this you fucking familia, familia.
Pretty good cover, eh?
It's me.
>we gonna have some good time??
Yeah, man. Maybe we should have a meeting with the older anons from the first gen of namefags aswell as we used to do in Miami.
Share some tripcodes, you know how it goes.
No memes. Only feelings.
>>701531044
>>701531200
You up to anything? I don't believe we've spoken before, but I'm a very forgetful person.
>>701531192
Here's a non-gif version.
>That picture.
Cute~
>>701531200
>>701531192
>>701530993
>>701530921
>>701530809
>>701530808
>>701530785
>>701530730
>>701530728
>701530728
>>701530703
>>701530700
>>701530671
>>701530625
>>701530609
>>701530603
>>701530590
>>701530545
>>701530511
>>701530472
>Welcome back, everyone!
>+everyone lurking!
The edge squad.
hello friends
>>701531431
Ye ye, the cover is fucking as good as the songu fam.
And if it's u then.... >///< Marrry me/???
Also yeah, but we would have to bring them up from /animus/ and /b/ on full flan, and they are all spreaded out on the whole globe so meeting up with others would be a pain in ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3G0UOVqi8
Calamity-masu'd
Back from sitting and chanting
>>701531764
MICE to meet yah!
>>701531541
I dunno, if you're the usual shiro then maybe. I do more chatting as an anon.
I'm wasting time until I feel tired.
>>701530511
>God I love panties
>wonders why virgin
>natural selection
>weebz
>>701531928
carlos no
>>701532017
I'm here everyday, and there's only one other Deadman Wonderland Shiro claimer and he's a rarity, so maybe we have spoken before.
>>701532076
Hi.
>>701531196
i like it. nice relaxing tune. clashed with the high pace of my game
>>701532230
hii what's up?
>>701532076
Cute
>>701532251
Check the second link as well, it's wonderful.
>>701531927
welcome back
>>701531683
>hugs
Except you Chen, you're a jerk.
>>701531588
That's a nice framegrab. Did you take it?
Tomoko
>>701532359
Guess that's a bit too low quality
I'll just post this one from now on then
>>701531888
Nice trips, famalan.
I forgot that you're such a hipster.
>And if it's u then.... >///< Marrry me/???
Dunno man, I'm aleready.. you know.. married to some cunning guy from the thread.
I know they are all around the globe, but whatever. At least we have our sikrit steam/discord/telegram account were we can talk.
I remember that there was that guy who were like.. I dunno, 50 years old and used to ERP with everyone. I miss him.
>>701532357
I'm just watching some youtube, how about you?
>>701532359
Spotted.
>>701530545
here, save this
>i had this image for so fucking long and i finaly get to post it
>>701532183
RATs!
>>701532570
>>701532645
Time continues forward. Don't fall behind.
Yuuko claimed.
>>701532648
Hey how are you?
>>701532828
Thanks but I'm not quite noticing a difference on mobile
Is it much better on pc?
I don't think my shitty ass brick phone can upload that
>>701532570
499 whole pixels wide? Where can I find such quality pics?
>>701532645
Should have married the spic.
Claimed.
>>701532359
This place is reserved for cuties onl-- apologies you may get in
>>701532648
I'm doing the exact same thing. What kind of channels do you watch on there?
>>701532645
Thanks and yo I'm not a Hipster nigga....
And yeah, that's alright if you don't wanna make some relationship with me, completly fine... Gonna cry in corner tbh.
>telegram
Why???? Why the fuck do you use that botnet tbh nigga. I can understand discord or steam but telegram is just a fucking russian botnet.
>I remember that there was that guy who were like.. I dunno, 50 years old and used to ERP with everyone.
I am 40 and I can deal with that. :)))))))
>>701533039
Its much better.
>>701533241
You forgot to link the song you're listening to, you hipster.
>I am 40 and I can deal with that. :)))))))
Is fine, man. I'm almost 45, I have one kid and two jobs aswell.
>>701533185
Killing yourself is STRICKLy prohibited.
>>701533061
Excuse me for having shit for phone
>Pc is rip
Pls no bully
>>701533217
Kek, I appreciate it. Looks comfy
How you doing akame?
>>701533369
Alright cool
I'll save the better quality when my PC is back though
>>701533367
Pocky eater.
>>701531683
Thanks
And a (You) for you
>>701532251
chibidiva_done_by_palookaderp-da707ci.png
So, this apparently happened.
>>701533527
You just uploaded a 3 MB pic, the pic the other anon gave you is 1 MB and I'm pretty sure you can upload it.
>>701532513
No.
http://m.imgur.com/KlF7vDZ?r
>And I just now found pic related through the reverse image search.
>This one would probably be better than the other one imo.
>>701533477
Fuck off nigga, I'm listening to the previous song that I've linked before so I have nothing to link up for you now.
Also wow! How old is your kid man???
My kid fucked up and killed itself because it was pretty depressed and my wife (that dumped me already) and me didn't really like it so we didn't really bother about its death.
>>701533527
Also you should be available to upload it.
Its only 1.3mb
>>701533217
I watch some VICE, SSoHPKC, needledrop, and a little bit of Cow Chop.
>>701533039
I am good, just watching some youtube. You?
>>701532965
Hey.
>>701533667
Old meme.
>>701533477
are you actually almost 45?
>>701533766
>>701533527
YUNO both of you have the same waifu, right? Are you sharing?
>>701533921
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>701533921
Chen is underage.
>>701533477
>almost 45
>have one kid
>has a waifu
>>701533527
Woke up stayed comfy in bed for a while. Was a good morning overall. What have you been up to today?
>>701533828
Oh my I haven't watched Seamus in ages. I've been fan of nova forever and cow chop is really fun. Besides him I watch a lot of car stuff
>Fuck off nigga
Yo, calm down man.
My kid is 19 years old and he is clamining his waifu already. I think I'll beat him to death tonight. He doesn't even know about the first gen of avatarfags. Can you belive it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I36sQtb9oiU
>>701534212
>>701533748
forgot to link ya
>>701534212
I bet your kid didn't even make it into the beach.
>>701532385
you werent lying.
>>701534135
I started out watching the creatures like 6 years ago, I don't watch them anymore though. I'll just watch Seamus and James' stuff now, and cow chop. I like Top Gear UK, but I'm not very knowledgeable on cars at all.
>>701534135
Just being retarded, like usual
>See
>>701533766
>>701533720
Thanks guys, my retardation knows no bounds
Forgot had micro SD
>>701533828
Muscles feeling better?
Pretty much the same for me
>>701534440
Dont worry about it
>>701534064
Everyone here seems pretty underage tbh.
>>701534212
Smh fam, just beat him up honestly, he shouldn't have permissions to claim waifus especially when he doesn't know about first gen avatarfags.
>>701534421
I never lie, I only meme or shitpost.
Check this, it will be horrible for you to listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IT4a6YvwA0
>>701534440
My biceps, yea, but the joints in my elbows still are kinda in pain.
>>701534331
Don't be a BEACH! He's been working his entire LAIFU for his child!
>>701534054
I can't tell what is a joke anymore
>>701534064
So he isn't underaged?
>>701534421
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>>701534614
>he doesn't know about first gen avatarfags
Man. He doesn't even read the book of waifu.
I remember that we used to read the screenshots the mysterious old guy on the internet took for us everyday.
I'm beating the crap out of him right now.
>>701534836
Rape him and record fucking him, I haven't fapped in ages.
>>701534556
Wait are you really a yuno claimer?
Or just posting random yuno pics?
>Im okay with this
>>701534660
Oh well, as long it's not too bad
Its always very bad in the beginning of working out but I bet lots of people told you this
Any plans for today?
>>701534436
Haven't watched a lot of top gear since they changed hosts last year. Is it still good?
>>701534440
You don't even wanna know how dumb I am when it comes to mobile
>>701534977
Well that's a good ideea, isn't it? We used to share those kinds of videos a lot!
I remember that there was that girl in our class of waifu that she just ate the kidney of her husbando.
Good times.
>>701534989
It's just because I haven't been lifting in months. I'll be very strong by the end of the semester, I have a good build to lift. Nope, no plans. You?
>>701535068
I'm not too sure, I just watch the old stuff before they changed hosts.
>>701535141
Why are you such a jerk?
>>701534989
>>701534614
reminded me of rainbow road for some reason
https://youtu.be/shvbqQ-1vww
>>701534989
I was thinking of claiming her but you got here first.
>>701535309
E3wU92d.jpg
>>701535141
Oh yeah man, that shit was wonderful back in those days. I also remember when one person named Erio used to fall into a hard bait by some certain person. That person was pretending some japanese girl and Erio really thought it is a girl, but he got fooled!
>>701535309
Oh, that's nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0A-gSt35OQ
>>701535141
>>701535423
limitless exaggeration of events which never unfolded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAeybdD5UoQ
>>701535222
1320video is where I find my good stuff. That and watching random kids ricing out their nissan or miata. I don't know why but I find this entertaining
>>701535505
It is real though.
Also nice song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXYnn8zG18U
>>701534331
He did.
He used to sleep on the beach with his group of friends.
There was no place like it, it was so fabulous.
>>701534977
>>701535423
Here is a pic of me when we used to stay on the same bench and piss on edgy waifu claimers notebooks.
>
>>701535423
What a fucking looser, man. I also pretended to be a boy and people belived me.
>>701535505
Ugh, yeah, that's the ideea?
How retarded can someone be to think that whatever is posted on 4chan is real?
I know people are too gullible in this thread, I mean, someone took the ERP thing seriously.
>>701535068
Yay we can be retarded together
It's more that I just don't really care
Any plans for today?
>>701535222
I hope so, but don't get your hopes up, only lifting won't make you s good fighter
Nah it's already 6pm just going to watch some more shit
>>701535279
How come my pictures are such low quality
Am i doing something wrong?
>>701535352
Rekt, you new or what?
Good luck getting trips
>>701535805
Haha yeah dude, great times.
And wow, people really are easily to fool.
>>701536066
I'm guessing it's BUNNY to fool people.
>>701536066
>people really are easily to fool.
You don't say, man.
Especially these people who take threads too seriously.
>>701536168
I don't get it
>>701535806
Not really beside music and games. And I still kinda have to deal with this person who ratted me out to my family
>>701536168
lmao fuckin good one carlos.
>>701536237
True that.
>>701534676
Well done.
>>701535805
It's not that simple, but we will never be close again for me to explain.
>>701536313
Wait wait
Start from the top
You got ratted out? What did you do exactly, and by who?
Please dont kill him
>>701536325
Word.
True dat.
>>701536432
Okay, lovely.
<3
>>701535423
I dont really like very repetitive music. gets boring. but thanks for sharing
>>701536519
>>701536571
True.
>>701536600
Ya, that's alright man, also nice double dubs.
>>701536600
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>>701536519
>I worded that poorly
you remember that girl who was kinda like my confidant but ended up contacting my family because she judged I needed help too badly?
>>701536600
Let's make a DcCREE to make all music not repetitive!
>>701537182
I remember this, but it was quite a bit ago
Is it still not resolved?
>Let's hope he gives me a good quality version of this
>>701535688
>Ricing a Miata
I mean.....but....fucking how do you rice a Miata?!
>>701535505
Oh, and by the way.
That song sucks, Chara.
I'll be back in a few. Gonna help my sister move out
>>701537383
She keeps trying to contacting me but it will never be the same. I don't want to be mad at her. Now my parents always leave suicide hotline numbers near my desk
>>701537394
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM-0BhSIi2U
>>701537844
Jesus that's fucking weird
We'll talk about it later
Good luck
>>701537844
What. The fuck. Is with that spoiler. It's literally not even fucking practical for downforce! The glow from the dash I could accept since I like glowy things. But that spoiler is just no!
>>701537383
Couldn't find higher resolution but quality much much better
>>701538276
Thanks man
I'm just going to roll with it
>Saved
>>701536927
if you ever feel like sharing dont hesitate
>>701537380
clever
>>701538694
72b.png
>>701538752
Sachi why are you doing this?
>>701532742
thanks lori
>>701536927
>>701539430
Attractive.
>>701539537
Hi.
>>701539537
Nonon Jakuzure claimed
Sweet as sugar and sassy like cinnamon. A nice recipe for an A+ waifu.
>>701539430
no sexualization of waifus
>>701537844
Enjoy helping your sister, Anon
>>701539633
Hi Shiro. What's up?
>>701539661
Hello Chen.
>>701540349
Just watching some Vice. How about you?
>I CLAIM ALL OF THEM!
>NONE OF YOU CAN HAVE ANY OF THEM!
>IF YOU REPLY TO THIS POST YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP, TONIGHT!
>NOW I HAVE ALL THE WAIFUS!
>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>701540349
>What's up?
My huge dick.
>>701538845
just his way of interacting with others
>>701540413
Just woke up a bit ago. Working on waking up all the way. Watching a little youtube while i eat.
>>701540590
That's nice, Chen. Maybe do something about it?
>>701540919
Waking up is tough. Maybe a cold shower?
>>701540685
Yea he isnt the brightest kid around
Btw I'm not sure ive really talked with you before
Are you new or am I yet again being an idiot
It's been a rough day for me
>>701540919
Morning! kin pantsu.
>>701540919
I took a selfie for you.
>>701540990
Thank you shiro
Finally someone who likes cold showers
Or appreciates is maybe a better word for it
>>701540587
/thread
Also
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>>701541200
Ok, Ms. Fanning. I'm surprised i can't see your huge dick through those sweat pants.
>>701541167
Good morning Shino. How goes the ff10?
>>701540990
Nah i'll get there. Just need a little patience.
>>701540685
im pretty autistic for just copying and replying filenames while leaving no substenance for further conversation -Sachii-.png
>>701541128
no bully :(
>>701541505
Okay.
>>701541200
You really like this pic don't you?
>>701541226
If my showers are warm I end up spending like half an hour in them. Cold showers a best after a run.
>>701541505
So, any plans for the day?
>>701541760
I like people who don't ignore my DMs.
>>701541614
>>701541905
>>701541894
Me too.
>>701541505
Oh final fantasy 10 is going well. I got pretty far last night. I streamed it on twitch. Looks amazing.
How are you my little tuggy tug boat.
>>701541598
Sachi's a butt.
>>701541865
Yeah actually.
Going to leave to play my weekly fix of d&d in about an hour and a half.
>>701542049
Oh don't be like that.
>>701542282
I'm alright. Still just waking up.
a
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>>701542522
Ah, that is good. Enjoy.
