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what's the earliest thing you can remember jerking off to?
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>>701529941
It went literally like this
>Google Images
>hot teen sex
>enter
>???
>profit
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>>701529941

Beavis and Butthead Do America - I distinctly remember jerking (didn't actually know how to "jerk it" then, so I would bang my little boner really quickly between my thumb and forefinger) it to the swinging tits in the Rob Zombie music video; first time I ever cum, thought I was actually going to piss out of nowhere and this jizz comes out instead. Didn't really know what the hell was happening, but it felt good.

>pgif related, the scene itself.
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This, I was curious about what she was doing to his dick, wasn't really sure if that would be pleasurable until I tried it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nklDDkbMVRk
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The rape scene from Irreversible, I think I was 14.

Came buckets.
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>>701530549
underage b&
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>Be me
>8yrs old
>go on computer
>www.bigboobs.com
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>>701532698
u wot m8
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Found an episode from Bible Black on a CD when I was younger. I was blown away
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>>701530549
Not that anon but man, I remember searching for shit like that back in like 2002, which was 14 years ago
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>>701529941
yer mum
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>>701533198
those were the times
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I can remember getting this video off of Gnutella/imesh of a redhead fingering her ass in the corner of a gym shower, best load I had ever shot at that point in my life. I've never been able to find it again
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Some ad on addicting-games took me a flash porn site where I played this pretty good game about Britney Spears getting basically raped in her trailer. Then I found newgrounds and all bets were off.
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>>701529941
Stacy Keibler's entrance video in Smackdown vs Raw for the Ps2
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Lena Nicole masturbating
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>>701532867
I think you mean
>google images
>search 'big boob'
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My mother was an artist, and she had this erotic art book. This was one of the pictures in it.
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>>701529941
scrambled softcore on c-band
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The movie Conan the Barbarian, tons of titties, and arnold fucks a chick then throws her in the fire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6IAFas3jmI
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>>701533582
first porn game i ever played on ng was wayne and garth taking turns on some chick. it was terrible but doesnt matter; had fap
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>>701529941
David Hamilton movies on late-night free tv.

Like this one
https://vimeo.com/31683138
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>>701529941

short skirts and all
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>be 13
>have gf, i dont known how
>never had sex, we would just dry hump each other, we thought putting it in meant gettjng pregnant
>rubbingfeelsgood.jpg
>she stops right as im about to come to dim the lights more
>me wanting to cum so bad, start jerking it hard and fast
>didn't cum but when we went back to dry humping, i came in my boxers

And that's when I learned to start jerking off
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>>701534080
obligatory post is obligatory
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>>701529941
Stole it from my dad. Last generation without internet porn.
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>>701534167
>american sex ed
>putting it in means you're pregnant
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>>701529941
Victoria's Secret catalogs, I managed to acquire a bunch of Playboys as well but they were found.
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>>701534288
>Prison Rape Pictorial
wat
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>>701534080
shit yes my nigger
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>>701529941

Heavy Metal, good stuff

First, looked something like this
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teen titans hentai. discovered it on new grounds while watching egoraptor stuff. had no clue what was going on
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>>701529941
School Rumble
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>>701534398
Lolita was also considered acceptable back then. Loved porn matched with my age group.
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https://vimeo.com/10798467
This. Pre-internet generation bois.
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>>701534288

growing up before the internet, stole playboys hide them it under my bed

that dialup upped up an oasis of porn
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Wallace Wood's Malice in Wonderland
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>>701529941
dirty playing cards with naked woman on them, used water, didn't cum cause i was running around while doing it
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Elle Macpherson in Sports Illustrated.
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>tfw this was probably a bad sign
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>>701534881
>running around while fapping with water
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Lingerie sections of advertisements in the Sunday paper (Kohl's, Sears, etc.) Not long after I discovered "list me" on AOL, back when AOL "was" the internet.
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This.
Age: 14
Movie: Disney's Fantasia

Don't really know why. I guess it was the fact of a supreme super natural being (from hell that he is) toying and torturing naked (fire)women that he created for his perverse pleasure against their will. They get transformed into hideous things and humiliated all while the devil laughs and continues to form them into even more grotesque things. Got me really hard. Thanks Disney
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>>701535109
AOL was pretty cool, I actually got laid a few times and got a gf off there.
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>>701530549
yeah i remember doing the same thing back in2006
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parents' porn mags maybe? I found them when I was 11 I think.

But actually I was probably jerking off to classmates before then. There was a class picture when we were 10 and I'd look at the girls I wanted and jerk off to them.
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>>701529941
I remember the first time I actually came, I think I was 8 years old
I was watching the demi moore after shower scene on striptease, I had the vhs
I've always wanted to send her a letter, thanking her for making a man out of me
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An old Newgrounds game where you undress Britney Spears. Can't find a pick or I'd upload it.
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>>701529941
The diary of Anne frank
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I jacked off into my donkeys asshole
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>>701533687
Do you know what the book is called?
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>>701534492
Zone the the shit, bro
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>>701536771

I think it's literally called the book of erotic art. It's in the other room, i'll go find it and find out the name and author in a little bit.

But it's not a good porn book. It's got examples from all over cultures and all over history, and many of the pieces are quite unattractive.
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My friend taught me how to masturbate in second grade. We also experimented with gay sex then
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>>701529941
>Dial up
>Google images for naked girl
>5 minutes later
>Profit
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>>701535885
yeah, I remember that too. My buddy and I jerked it to that together
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victoria's secret magazines that my mom had. but they had already started photoshopping out the see throughs on most of the magazines. When i found one that wasn't photoshopped it was fap city.

1996 - 15
Shortly after, AOL PORN woo
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>>701529941
Magazines, I remember jerking it in the shower before I could even cum and just pissing at climax. Shit was still cash, probably like 8 or 9.
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>>701529941
GTA IV strip club
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Fuck that was hot. Came twice.
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FFM threesome, pic was them making out while he fucked the back one.

Good times.
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... Nothing, no fap material.
Just started playing with my dick.
Was extremely shocked when goo shot from my cock all over.
Was maybe twelve
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aerisdies.com

was good shit
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Charo
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wet tshirt contest on youtube and hentai was the first thing i started jerking it
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Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far↔ you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to ⃣feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point⏬, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you’re finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up⬆ and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. ↕Either↔way I haven’t done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
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>>701537651
do you still have the skill?
Some OC would be good rightboutnow.
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>>701536771

Okay, it's call erotic art of the masters. By Bradley smith. Introduction by henry miller.
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I was about 10 or 11, and I just did it in the bathroom, no porn involved. The weirdest thing about it was that I thought I was peeing or something.
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>>701534492
underage b8
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>>701538121
Do you know what year this is? I'm not him but I was fapping to that when i was young and I'm 22 now
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>>701537100
I did the same with my friend in his treehouse. Why are kids gay as fuck?
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oddly specific but; that one movie with eddie murphy where he's really fat. that one scene where eddy murphy is a huge godzilla-like guy and he's walking through the city. that night i went to bed an pictured a giant woman smothering me and it made my peepee pretty hard

this isnt even bullshit lol
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>>701538393
I wanna say we didn't know any better, but I specifically remember knowing better... So I have no idea.
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>>701529941
HBO and Cinemax softcore pornos on late at night

And my uncles old Hustler magazine left at my grandparents house.
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>>701534961
If fuck her/it/sclee/sclur/wibblywobblytimtam
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its hard to really pin point, but most likely something like this. not so much the cover, but the editorials and ads inside were ridiculous.
the market for these magazines was like kids ages 14+ i believe or was it 12+ and they would have pics of waifus with big ass tiddies everywhere, the Soul Calibur ones especially.

anyway, i got those when the company first started. i'm sure most comic book fag's first fap was Lady Death or Witchblade or Catwoman or some shit.
i get massive hard on for sfm rule 34 and 3d porn, Gamepro is mostly to blame!!
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>>701538351
We should set up a chan for proper oldfags. People who got online on or before the Neverending September. I would just qualify (August 1993)
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>>701538597
Good ol' triangle titties.
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>9
>Find a Hustler in my dad's closet
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>>701538351
Lucky, you should've seen the shit quality drawings of pokemon's misty I had to jerk it to when I first starting wacking it. 27 now.
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>>701529941
A blockbuster Hentai. Dvd, no one or my folks knew wtf it was and I watched it alone.
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yup. and it was gooooooooooodddddddd
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>June Cleaver from "Leave it to Beaver".
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Shit niggas, I just remember flickin my winky back and forth until i felt something
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I found a video of a girl topless ironing a shirt on ask.com
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I was 6 and i found some playboys in my bathroom, i opened one and in one of the porn pictures the dude was grabbing his dick and blowing his load on a chicks vagina. And i was like woah my dick can make milk, so then i beat the good ol meat, and pee'd all over the place. I was pretty frustrated because no milk. But i did learn what a vagina was and soon after, the milk wasnt milk.
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>>701539085
>playboys
>hardcore porn
Get out
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>>701529941
What is the source of this? Old Johnney Quest shit right here.
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Downloading mobile games on a old ass Nokia, see a link to a aids infested virus porn site, first thing I saw was gay porn and I got hard. weirdest suit cause I find it nasty now.
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>>701538980
are you fucking 60?
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>>701529941

This.
Age: 14
Movie: Disney's Fantasia

Don't really know why. I guess it was the fact of a supreme super natural being (from hell that he is) toying and torturing naked (fire)women that he created for his perverse pleasure against their will. They get transformed into hideous things and humiliated all while the devil laughs and continues to form them into even more grotesque things. Got me really hard. Thanks Disney
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>>701539254
adult cartoon called Heavy Metal
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Nothing
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>>701539254
sauce pls
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>>701529941
Pic related. Not this image specifically, but the concept.
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>>701529941
My mom.
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>>701539959
Heavy Metal is fucking awesome. Those space titties used to get me goin.
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>>701534718
GOD BLESS THIS POST
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>the man show, training camp, strip basketball skit
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Kohl's bra ads.
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>>701529941
>google images
>search for nude beach
>thought since it wasnt technically porn it was fine
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>>701534372
Same here anon. Once thought it'd be a good idea to steal a Hustler from my gramps. got my ass beat for it lol I was a little shit.
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>>701529941
>be me, 11 just discovered internet
>only things I did was playing games and browsing ebay 'cause it was fun and I was curious
>one day I realize I can type 'nudes' in ebay search bar so my parents won't notice, because google remembered the researches and I didn't knew how to remove it or how to delete history
>fapped to nice erotic art without no one knowing it in the house
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>>701541192
It was some elegant fap
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>>701529941
I didn't know how search engines worked in 2000, randomly tried websites like www.boobs.com or www.sex.com.. Learned the word fetish from reading those primitive sites and tried www.fetish.com. I was about 12 and it was a site run by Taylor st Claire, and I discovered ass worship and fart fetish pictures and videos. I've been a dirty anal fiend ever since.
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>>701529941
Macys bikini mag, also The hot tub scene in eurotrip
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>>701529941
I got this "Got Milk" calendar somewhere and it had this chick on it. I could see the outline of her nipple and her snatch. That is what got me crank-starting my engine.
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>>701542128
Also
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>>701529941
The stripper in duke nukem 3d
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>>701542368
Wrong file lol
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This. And now I'm into BDSM. Imagine that
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>>701533582
This! I remember saving the whole flash game so i dont have to wait for the loading on my dial up connection.
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>>701529941
A dream of Ariel from little mermaid, in human form, naked, getting rubbed on in a bathtub full of soup or something by that octopus lady. I had no idea why it was so fucking hot at 6 or so but I had to fap to the idea even though I didn't even make sperm yet, shot clear loads.

Years later and when the internet started to get popular in the late 90s I found out about hentai.
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>>701529941
Summer Sanders on "Figure It Out"
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>>701529941
I used to just imagine 3 women letting their tits out on my dick as I jerked off.

I also started jerking off by putting 2 fingers on my dick and like wiggling it back and forth. I didnt start stroking it until like 9th grade
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>>701542368
Glad i'm not the only one whose first fap was to glorious naval ships.
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>>701533798
Thank you! Now I'm tempted to watch this movie again
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>>701529941
Something like this. Only 90's kids will remember.
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This. Watching this the first time with my family, I suddenly had to "use the bathroom" after this scene.
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>>701543018
not only is she fucking ugly as hell, but that dancing looks retarded.
hopefully you get off to hotter women now
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>>701542879
I always thought she looked like an uglier, older version of Melissa Joan Hart
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>>701543018
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
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The man show, on comedy Central. The swimsuit episode
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>>701542989
muh nigg
>sneaking at night to watch porn on tv
>waiting 2 minutes to load a naked jpg
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>>701542368
My granddad used to have one of these on his wall in the living room untill he took his own life after grandma died in altzhaimers.....Feelsbadman
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>>701533168
That lucky fucker
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>>701529941
Hillary Duff in the film Cheaper By The Dozen. My balls ached all day the next day...
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>>701533168
good times
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>>701543124
youre a child
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>>701543218
youre an idiot
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>>701529941
retro helix bitches
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>>701529941
some old fashioned "damsel in distress" thing when some dude threw an axe at a girl who was tied up and it chopped her bra off.
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LESBIAN.
WRESTLING.
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One of the scary movies. The one when they're in a mansion with ghosts in shit. In the basement with the guy telling the girl that he can't feel his legs and the girl starts rubbing them to see if he has feeling. She ends up jerking him off.
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>>701543451
im 25. Jamie Lee Curtis is ugly as fuck and always has been
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>>701529941
A lesbian Christmas themed orgy
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>>701543645
At least my first fap wasn't to a fucking cartoon, you goddamn weirdos.
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>>701543218
That sums up that scene pretty well actually
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1/2
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>>701543218
everytime
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Fuckin' 90s...
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2/2
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>>701529941
Deep in the Bush
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>>701543749
what? I said my first fap was imagining naked women around me
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>>701543820
I've actually jerked off to this before
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holy fuck that was so long ago but I remember
im gonna find it dont let the thread die
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>>701529941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kI6j-viyVU
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>>701533644
No.. I think he meant he wasn't a little shitter kid and remembers a time before Google?
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>>701539912
Love that movie oh god the nostalgia
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Earliest i remember. This was on some german tv late at night
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>>701537166
>together
Story?
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>>701534288
>Prison Rape Pictorial
The joy of simpler times
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>>701529941
>google images
>safesearch off
>naked girls

hnnnnnnnng
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>>701543515
I'd forgotten this, currently reinstalling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41d3STgXjqk
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>>701539254
Chaturbate, sexy_aymee
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This.
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>>701542368
what a lame transformer
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All these underage faggots saying they used Google to search for porn. If you were older than 14 right now you'd know the search engine at that time was Altavista, may it rest in peace.
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I like to masturbate to pictures of scared people. I want them nice and afraid of my cock when I come for them.
>>701542964
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>>701543928
one of my first faps a friend at school stole the VHS from his uncle
we take turns having it for a week or few days "so we can show to other friends"
reality is probably everyone wanted it to fapp to it in like 1-2 months the tape was wearing off from replying and countless fapps
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>>701529941
I accidentally found some picture collection which had some anime girls with different color beads inserted into vaginas
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>>701532098
kek
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>>701529941

What the hell is this from?
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vice city strip club
dem pixels mm-m
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>>701543218
goddamn son
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>>701529941

My mom's tits. I was a year old.

She thought it was "cute" when I diddled myself while sucking her nipple.

>Consequences were never the same.
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>>701529941
In 3rd grade I had a project to make a booklet of the different types of animals, tried to search Insects, accidentally searched Incest, there was no going back
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>>701544639
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>>701534492
>Oh and happy birthday
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>>701544745
You lie
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>>701535885

my nig thats been a minute ago on dial up
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>>701543995
every fucking friday
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Didn't start fapping until I was fairly old. I think I was 13 or something.

Read the book Seraphim and I believe that may have been it.
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Cinderella and her snapping pussy.
It was 1988, or so, and it was on Cinemax at midnight.
http://grouchyeditor.com/category/reviews/movies/guilty-pleasures/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075849/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0KHIGRQ_cE

That fairy godmother was also the first time I heard a black person talk like he was actually from the ghetto, too.
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Ladies similar to these in the Sears underwear catalog.
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>>701542005

Remember scrye magazine?

Other nerd mag? but for tcgs like magic?
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A cabbage. Not even joking. There was this kids game where you could put clothes on a cabbage.

I dressed it up with female clothing and started masturbating
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>>701545255
I found these so difficult to fap to, they never had that "I want you to fuck me." look in their eyes. But, with enough time and imagination, I was able to get off to some of the better ones.
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I am 24. And i remember back in Warcraft 2 Days my dad had porn downloaded from a direct connect hub.
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Lara Croft
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>>701543218
New pasta
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When I was 11 my parents got me an Xbox 360 (I think this was 2007-8) and a Tom Hanks 3-pack on DVD.
They warned me not to watch the first movie, in the pack, Bachelor Party, which is from like 1984 and is basically about Tom Hanks and his sketchy friends throwing a bachelor party before he gets married, and trying to resist cheating on his fiancée. So of course I watched it. There's a scene where Tom Hanks' old sweetheart shows up, takes him into a bedroom and takes off her nightgown- full frontal nudity. Being Buttfuck-Nowhere, Ontario in 2008, my parents hadn't gotten high-speed, so this was my first look at porn.

Eventually I figured out that you could set the 360 to loop a section of video when watching DVDs, so I constantly looped the scene of her stripping and strutting over to the bed for hours on end. But in between her stripping and strutting, there was a shot of Tom Hanks leaning against the wall and gawkng at her off-camera.

So basically my first time fapping was unintentionally to young Tom Hanks.
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>>701545338
Scrye, Inquest, Duelist, had subs to them all.
But I was Mr. Suitcase, back in those days, there was nothing MTG related I didn't own, even the power nine.
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>>701543540
dat japanese oil wrestling
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>>701545603

You sound a little older than me. But Inquest was sick too..... Those were good times.
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>>701545442
Lol, I'm 24 and I downloaded porn through dc++
back in the wc2 days.

Later through FrostWire LimeWire and WinMX
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Oh no.

>be me
>be 9 years old
>see victoria's secret ad
>see a lil bitta titty
>get horny
>search up "naked women" on google
>lonely.jpg
>feel my dingaling get big

Now, I didn't fap that day, I started jacking it when I was 11. I searched up porn on my new DSi.
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>>701529941
A fruit of the loom Bikini ad, and Newgrounds porn
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Too my fathers playboy magazines
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>>701529941
a pair of my mom's pantyhose
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that dance scene at the end of that one spy kids movie. hngg
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>>701545439
25 years ago this was the best I had until I saw those biker chick's posing nude in a a pile of magazines at the pawn shop.
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You know The drill
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>12 years old
>no ones home
>run to computer
>Google naked girls
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Shameless plug: >>701541237
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Clips from the hentai movie Mezzo Forte, I was 9.

Couldn't even shoot cum yet but I was jerking off to the clips as soon as my parents went to bed.
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>>701543764
>>701543820
Oh my god. I had that VHS too. I'm pretty sure it was called snappy tales. But I've never been able to find a digital version. I want to have a nostalgic fap to it.
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>>701546427
I've seen it on motherless and xhamster
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>>701529941
>be me back in 5th grade
>have really hot female teacher
>last day of school before summer and transitioning to 6th grade
>decide to try and masturbate to prove to myself that I'm not a little kid
>go in bathroom, lock door and sit on toilet
>imagining me positioned behind her while she's bent over a table fucking her
>not even moving just sitting there inside of her while she moans
>start to feel intense pleasure that makes all my body cringe
>shoots load all over moms shampoo bottle accidentally

And that was the day my masturbation addiction had begun.
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>>701529941
Harry i cant sleep. Can i sleep with you?
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I masterbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood the other day.
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The one on the left.
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>>701545488
Old pasta you fucking faggot
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>>701532867
KEKS
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>>701529941
>be me when i was 10
>curious about sex after hearing it from a kid at my babysitters
>search up ''sex videos''
>immediately my mind is flooded by the dark secrets of the internet
>i become i wizard and grow a long grey beard
>my t-shirt turns into dark blue wizard garb
>i touch my dick because its stiff
>cummies explode out of my dick as soon as i touch it
any thats when i found out i was an early bloomer
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I first watched porn on my DSi web browser when I was young, probably 10. And since you couldn't watch videos, I just fucking looked at the thumbnails on pornhub.

When I first watched porn for real, I was blown the fuck away.
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>>701542989
Same here
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>>701546403
Same here... couldn't shoot yet but I touched countless times when Doronjo tits when out in almost every Yatterman episode.
That cartoon is a school for perverted brains
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my first fap was to the idea of sex, i remember being in biology class, that day was about human reproduction and for some reason the "cientific" description was enough for me.

I got home and started jerking off, but not the usual way since i had never done it i didnt know how to, i just kinda grinded my palm to my dick and that did the trick

after that i remember coming back to that chapter of the biology book just to read about it and jerk off again

a while later i "discovered" how to jerkoff the usual way, and started doing it with movies scenes and pictures (in that time the itnernet wasnt verygood so you couldnt be movies all day)
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>>701546538
What was it called on there? Because Snappy Tales brings up nothing.
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>>701546965
>filename, dumb-dumb

"Schwanzel und Gretel"
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>>701546870
the dsi was out in like 2010.. 2009 at the earliest.
making you underage
get the fuck out of here you fag
>reported.jpg
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>>701542658
Same here. Although it was Batman Returns that gave me my latex fetish and thing for bad bitches.
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>be me age 10
>find my sister's panties in the bathroom
>i sniff them
>dick gets hard
>start rubbing her panties on my dick
>feel a tingling sensation all over my body
>about to cum
reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>701534344
im American and had a hardy kek to this
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>>701543218
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My dad had stacls of SI Swimsuit Editions, Playboys, Penthouses, Clubs and Hustler mags. I always took from the middle of the stacks, snuck away to my room, waited till midnight, put a towel under the bottom crack of my door, click my lamp on, and jerk off for at least an hour.
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Jayne Modean - model in JC Penney and Sears catalogs, later did swimming mags, part time actress. Married and divorced Dave Coulier
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>>701529941
found this pic on the pc from my bro
had no internet back then
fapped for days
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>>701529941
First old porn mags that were hidden practically everywhere in the 90s, then
>Napster and then DC++
>Must share more to find better stuff!
>Everyone shares their windows-folder
Crappy porn, good porn and some strange porn. Mostly pictures at first since videos were slow to download on crappy dialup.
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>>701529941
THIS
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>>701547165
we've talked before. Hi anon.

I went to see Garbage recently and Kristin Kontrop opened. She wore black shiny latex pants. I almost came. Look at this.
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>>701547083
>probably
Nigger, it wasn't definite. Don't be a phago. The thing came out on April 5, 2009. I was 10 when it came out, almost 11. I'm 18, turned 18 in may.
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This game. Frank adventures 3. What a shitty game
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/163034
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>>701545585
KEK
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>>701543218
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>>701541192
>Like a sir
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Remember /b/ros
#DicksOutForHillary
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Ok /b/
> be 12 on Xbox 360
> plays halo 3 24/7 I was a beast I had rek0nz
> anyways one day I was looking through everyone's screen shots
> start seeing boobs and peppees made from assault rifles and BR's and shotties
> under8gediam0ndz.jpg
> pulls out 4' and starts wanking
> busts clear load of pee gooey liquid.
> halo gets hacked/modded/glitchy and starts finding actual pictures of naked girls

Anyone remember this?
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>>701529941
heavy metal magazine
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>>701529941
Some random porn video I can't even remember
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I used to watch hentai as a kid before knowing how to jerk. After a while, at one very specific video, i started touchibg myself. Then boom, its like i became a man there.

The video was of a hentai supergirl that got captured by a weird professor. Then some big green slimy monster fucks her. If anyone knows that name, dont be a stranger
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>>701547942
who are those chicks again?
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>>701548161
this copy specifically
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>>701529941
>Be like 10
>Find a vhs with cardboard case
>There's fucking tits, ass, and vagina on it
>Ive never seen this before, but it's fucking awesome
>Sneak a peek at it with my 8 year old brother every once in a while I think it's clear
>One day, it isn't there anymore
>Assume parents found it, act like nothing ever happened

>Couple years later(I was 13), have a sleep over with a few friends
>Watching tv cable
>Unblock all the channels on the tv cause I liked fucking with shit
>Found cinemax
>Holy shit, moving tits, ass, and vagina
>Friend(also 13) describes what he believes to be masturbation
>A couple days later , me and another friend find condoms in a desk drawer at my house
>Split them between use and I think two other friends at school
>Get home that day, no one home
>Think about tv porn and get erection
>Go into bathroom and slip condom on
>Awkwardly slide hand up and down dick
>Eventually blow my load
>Most heavenly feel I've ever felt
>I'm standing up when it happens and my legs almost buckle
>A few minutes later, the dopamine high subsides
>Freak out parents are gonna find out I stole condoms
>Pull condom off, clean up
>Can't throw the condom in the trash, they'll find it
>Run in the backyard and bury it

And that's how I started my masturbation addiction.
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>>701542658
if you're jerking off to Madonna, you're a homosexual. sorry.
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>>701548954
kek
>>
there was a cartoon show featuring shorts of animal olympics. each episode would feature a different sport with different animals.

in one episode there was ostriches..an all female team. i don't even remember what sport they were competing in but i think it was football.

the ostrich team was wearing fishnet stockings and their tactic was to strip off those stockings to distract the other team...it was quite hot..i didn't understand at the time what was going on but fapping occured
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>>701548954
Yes, I'm well aware that masturbating to Madonna makes me a potential closet case. But back in the days before internet porn and watching MTV you took what you could get.
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eventually discovered kazaa and started downloading real porn
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>>701548942
>Run in the backyard and bury it
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>>701542989
Great times, me and my sister fapping together under the blanket
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>>701548942
did you ever find the VHS tape anon?
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>>701529941
my parents had this book in their bookshelf. i think they noticed when it disapeared but didn't mind
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>>701549593
....go on
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>>701534344
It'scalled bad parenting, not sex ed. European sex ed is everyone ahould be banging everyone else by age 6.
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>>701545727
Ahh I remember them days. Good times
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There was this catwalk between two houses in my neighbourhood. In that catwalk was a electrical box and kids often hid porn magazines there.

I often checked to see if there was one. I never jerked off though as I didn't know it felt good when I was a kid. But I felt really good to look at these naked women.

10 years later, when redecorating my old home with my dad, I found these pages that I tore and ripped when I was younger, I hid them between two cabinets and forgotten. And now, I found them again. I keep these pages in a safe place for nostalgic reasons.

So here they are, my actual earliest "fap" material

1/7
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>>701550055
2/7
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>>701550161
3/7
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>>701549403
holy shit i REMEMBER that fucking pic, and the mag it was in. I found it in some game magazine in BandN not long after I stole a desk size swimsuit callender from the same place and had MY first fap
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>>701549494
I was pretty paranoid back then, although it wasn't long before I was watching bdsm. I found hogtied about 3 months after that.

>>701549620
I didn't, I never actually looked for it, I might actually ask about it next time I visit my parents and see if they were on to us. Also Incase it wasn't clear, we never actually watched it, just looked at the cardboard case every once in a while.
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>>701550203
4/7
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>>701550260
5/7
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>>701550303
6/7
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>>701529941
Took me some time to found it.
This pic is "one of the" first things that I remember to have fap to.
Actualy, San Renard hentai it's very hard to find, and everytime I see I feel nostalgic.
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>>701550340
7/7
Good memories.
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>>701529941
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>>701548102
Sauce?
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When I was around 4 I stole my mom's Victoria Secret shit and basically rubbed my dick on the magazine cause I thought it felt good, then by 6 I finally touched myself cause of that playboy TV show they had way back when
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>>701529941
a playboy magazine, the one that was in deep blue sea, found it in my moms desk when i was 11 and use to take it to the bathroom and slap my dick with my hands until i came. that evolved into rubbing the tip of my dick on the actuall magazine, which evolved into jerking. whole process took a few month, just trial and error
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>>701543515
fear effect
holy shit
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>>701550356
What the heck is that from
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>>701532867
I remember it as "bigtits.com"
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Tribal girls' tits in a Nat Geo.
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This thread
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>>701547757
This
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>>701535523
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>>701550055

I have almost the same story! the local mechanic had magazines under the sink in their bathroom. not the name brands, but generic "hot teens" and "big tits XXX". every time we took a car to the mechanic i'd go to the bathroom and rip out a few pages and hide them in my shoe to take home. I hid them under the carpet -- some day some lucky kid in whoever owns our old house will find them.
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>>701543608
Holy fucking kek you mean the scene where he blew himself?? Your first fap was to motherfucking David Cross blowing himself??
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Fell in love with her when I saw Logan's Run. My first crush.
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>>701551118
San Renard artwork. He's old as fuck. And he delete all his junk from the internet, so actualy is fucking hard to find it.
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That one scene in scary movie 3 where anna faris bounces them tittays
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>>701534888
Nice trips and nice taste anon
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