Is it possible/legal to get metal implanted in your knuckles or fingers to achieve a harder punch?
>>701528519
Splitting the skin every time?
>>701528519
Sounds incredibly stupid.
You're just going to hurt your own bones.
What if a sort of metal pole was used to replace the bones in your fingers?
>>701528519
That sounds like a painful way to die. Also you wont get into any airport.
>>701528519
like wolfarine
![[DameDesuYo] Punch Line - 07 (1280x720 10bit AAC) [5455B070].mkv_snapshot_06.40_[2015.10.18_10.34.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iwdJL2W.jpg "[DameDesuYo] Punch Line - 07 (1280x720 10bit AAC) [5455B070].mkv_snapshot_06.40_[2015.10.18_10.34.47].jpg")
>>701528519
Unless you get yourself some Deus Ex arms all you're going to do is shatter your bones and/or rip flesh/tendons. Your idea is bad and you should feel bad.
>>701528519
>nigger runs up
>gimmeallurmoney.jpg
>super knuckles!
>attempt to punch nigger in face
>metal hits finger bone and hear a faint crack
>explain to hostpital how stupid you are and get sent to downy school
there u go op
>>701528519
its possible, but illegal due to laws against concealed brass knuckles and similar things.
also it's fucking retarded.
Dumbest shit ive heard. You will just fuck your own hand up and pierce your own skin. Do you even newtons third law?
>>701528737
I'm sure you would ... you'd just be stopped every time
>>701528740
>like wolfarine
>wolfarine
goddamnit
The problem is things like brass knuckles have AT LEAST the harder epidermis layer of skin to press against. Sticking an object to absorb force under it will just cause you do hurt yourself more. The BEST reinforcing that can be done is outside the body.
>>701528740
>wolfarine
>>701528842
I ADMIRE YOU TAKING THE TIME TO EXPLAIN THAT TO THESE OYSTERS
>>701528519
Why not just learn how to throw a punch correctly?
>>701528740
>wolfarine
>>701528828
Yea and tell them you have metal implanted in your hands so you can throw deadly punches, im sure they understand.
Learning to punch properly would be a much more realistic way of improving impact.
>>701528985
>wolfarine
>>701528737
>Implying people with pacemakers wont be able to get through flight control
Are you fucking stupid or something?
>>701528740
Oh shit son.
>>701528519
why don't you just get a brass knuckels or a glove with metal on the outside
if you use your metal hand for violence it will be treated as brass knuckles anyway probably
>>701528740
kekkles
>>701529183
because you have verification, a pacemaker is not going to hurt anyone
>>701528740
>>701528740
KEK
>>701528740
yeah
>>701528740
>wolfarine
>>701528519
You're a fucking dumbass. Any bodypart between the metal support and whatever it is you're punching would be absolutely ripped to shreds. This isn't a comic book, kiddozzle.
>>701528737
Ive got metal (titanium) in my back and it never sets of the metal detector.
>>701528519
just git gud at punching, pussy
>>701528740
wolfarine. im out
>>701528740
Holy shit.
>>701528740
>>701529140
Or say it was surgery? Fuck you, Pinocchio
>>701528519
Chop of your hand and replace it with an iron crow bar.
>>701529183
The fuck is flight control?
>>701529975
Fuck you, Geopedo
>>701528519
You can implant titanium or f75 cobalt chrome. That is what knee and hip replacements are made out of. No one makes what you are talking about just to go be a faggot, but if you have enough money you could get a 3D CT scan, have a mold made, make the implant, then have part of your bones cut and replaced with it. I'm guessing it wouldn't be functional though
>>701528796
>>701529618
You're just jealous you aren't me
>>701528519
its easier to just not be a pussy
>>701528740
>>701530197
probably lose the hand in a fight
>>701529699
>>701528740
I laughed at this more than I've laughed at anything on /b/ for a while
>>701528519
Sure just fuck your joints up real bad.
Possible to get metal implanted? Yes.
Legal? Yes.
Harder punch? No.
Knuckle replacement surgery exists and they do replace your knuckles with metal. But this actually makes your knuckles weaker than natural ones.
>>701528519
You could have a bar put in your upper palm so when you make a fist it's got more structural integrity. Like gripping a stack of quarters before smashing someone
>>701530427
>>701528740
>>701528740
Can I be in the screenshot too
>>701530572
>>701530629
No.
>>701530099
you know directing planes on flight paths and altitudes and shit
just like dipshit OP
>>701530540
making your hand completely useless for anything else though
>>701530675
>>701530675
>6pm, just got up
>have a desperate hunger for tendies
>only 3 good boy points left
>"MOM GET MY FUCKING TENDIES REEEEEEEE"
>"How many GBP do you have anon?"
>"FUCK YOU THAT DOESNT MATTER"
>"Maybe if you pour out your wee-wee jugs, you will have enough GBP."
>i really didnt want to have to do this
>grab my wee wee and poo woo jugs
>waddle to door, trip over pepsi can
>roll downstairs
>"I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO GET MY DAMN TENDIES YOU LAZY WHORE"
>throw poo woo jug at mom, miss
>new daddy walks in, picks me up angrily
>i smash wee wee jug into new daddy's head
>he's unconsious mfw
>mom sobbs
>she grabs a knife
>"ANON WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO HARD TO DEAL WITH" still sobbing
>she continues ranting on
>slits throat
>"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA GET TENDIES NOW"
>build pepsi can shaped time machine
>travel back to 6pm
>repeat
>>701528740
>>wolfarine
Why dont u just smite me now almighty smiter?
>>701530813
>>701530317
hi wolfarine
>>701530529
Joint replacement like that is meant for arthritis, and it is recommended against because it is so difficult and often doesn't help.
>>701528740
Witnessed, ayoo boi.
Punch into a bucket filled with rice and grab and twist the rice in your hand. Add a clockwise or counterclockwise twist to the movement to work your wrists. Do 10 reps on each hand two to four times a week. This rice grip technique conditions the knuckles and develops the hand and wrist.
Step 2
Perform pushups, as usual, but put your weight on the first two knuckles of each hand. Only use your thumbs if you need stability. Do pushup sets like this to 80 percent of your capacity two to four times a week.
>>701531387
taekwondo?
>>701531115
Filename, kys faggot
>>701531387
>Punch into a bucket filled with rice
>>>701528740 punches THE BUCKET
>>701531719
go die, dumb nigger
>>701531719
>>701531115
go back to tumblr faggot
>>701528740
Someone screencap this shit
>>701528740
fck you, i laughed for like 5 mins non stop, im fcking teary eyed right now
>>701531115
>>>/out/, /v/ermin
>>701532046
>gets bullied
>realizes board is anonymous
>leaves without a trace
>>701528740
>>701532142
>>701532281
tfw witnessed a new meme being born
>>701528740
Can I be in the screencap?
>>701528740
Is this some kind of sneaky "reply or your mother dies" posts?
>>701532427
>>701528519
Implants such as the one in the pic are subdermal, which means it's just underneath the skin. Anything over your knuckles would not only make your hands look weird af, it'll also be useless in a fight.
>>701528740
check them
>>701528740
>wolfarine
Sides have launched into orbit
>>701528740
nigger what are you doing
>>701528740
o shit son
>>701528740
>wolfarine
Fucking Kek
welp, im gonna go spam r9k about my encounter with wolfarine.
>>701528740
>wolfarine
top giggle m8
Possible to implant metal in hand? Yes.
Legal to implant metal in hand? Yes.
Will it "achieve a harder punch"? No, and you are an idiot for thinking that. Just going to cause lots of painful internal damage to your hand every time you punch something...
Ues. It's perfectly legal, no problem. It's illegal to street fight tho.
>>701528740
>wolfarine
>>701528740
First day back and this is what i fucking see.
>there is still hope for this place
>>701533073
nice copypaste, faggot.
>>701528519
wear gloves
>>701528519
Even if you never split the skin by actually using them, metal is porous and you would definitely get an infection. Quickly.
kust learn t use elbows bitches harder than punches almost like a hammer
>>701533275
Who wants to be like Knuckles when you can be like Wolfarine?
>>701533073
Not to mention the metal will rip through the skin when he punchiness anything.
>>701533250
Your idiocy confounds me. Pls show me the source that you think I plagiarized my original comment from.
>>701533339
>metal
>porous
what the fuck has this place become.
>>701532546
sick print skills there mate
>>701528740
>>701528740
seriously dude? what are you doing
>>701528740
>>701528740
>wolfarine
>>701533426
does wolfarine have a four headed dick?
mfw no microfractures... i can wail on concrete and not break my knuckles just split the skin.. i can punch fully aired up tires.. break wood.. ive built up my hands so much that my friend who is a bouncer played bloody knuckles with me.. i beat both of his hands with my left... who needs implants when you can hack your own body..
Copied from Wikipedia.
The extended and rounded palm grip also spreads across the attacker's palm the counter-force that would otherwise be absorbed primarily by the attacker's fingers, reducing the likelihood of damage to the attacker's fingers.
>>701528740
please, someone make this a meme
>>701528740
>Wolfarine
OP I'm sorry but the ascüdgamln is only possible with dwarven magic
>>701528740
>wolfarine
have you guys seen my fucking sides
>>701528740
I don't get it.
>>701528740
>purposely misspell superhero name relating to thread topic
>bask in the (You)s
>>701528740
This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen in my 31 years of life, and I cannot fathom why you children are pissing yourselves over one misspelled letter.
>>701533725
seconded
>>701533810
Nope their gone
>>701533820
>>701528519
>achieve a harder punch
OP, you're not focusing on the right details here. Instead of putting a piece of metal inside your fucking hand, punch people in their soft spots.
>inb4 cheap tactics
If you want to hurt someone, but them in the most sensitive spots on their body.
>>701528740
keked
>>701528740
I also want to be in the screenshot
>>701533877
theres two
>>701530179
You would be able to break the boulders, but it would shatter your everything
>>701528519
this level of austism belongs on /r9k/
>>701533877
wolfarine would not be proud of you
>>701533978
Touche, one point awarded to the assburgur.
>>701528519
Please get them.
Please use them.
Please have surgery on your hands to repair your delicate hands every time you use them.
Please become crippled.
... then you'll be unable type shit like this onto 4chan.
Thank you in advance.
>>701528740
>be me, wolfarine
>Gene grey is so hot, but she's all over Syklops dick
>go to profezzor Charles egsavor for advice
>he tells me to stop being a cuck and go fuck Rooge
>asshole knows that would kill me
>at least I am the coolest member of the Y men
>>701528740
its too late, guys.
>>701528740
>wolfarine
>>701528740
>>701528740
Is it samefag or is it bots?
>>701528740
>wolfarine
>>701534116
Kek
>>701528740
>>701528838
>>701528985
>>701529117
>>701529191
>>701532713
>>701532197
>>701532839
All this same fagging is painful to see. Isn't summer over yet?
>>701534071
Shit son, you're right. I'm going to change my ways immediately. HAHAHAHAHA DUMB FAGGY RETARDED SPELLING MISTAKES ARE THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST,
>>701534116
trying too hard
>>701534312
probable samefag
>>701528740
>wolfarine
Ok, who let the kids out?
quads incoming
>>701534312
No. You're a faggot.
>>701533877
It's because it's all the same kid trying to force a meme.
>>701530629
nope
>>701534371
wolfarine looks down upon you
Anyone capping this? Was about as funny as the licking Jim Gordon's ass moment
>>701534498
seconded
>>701534582
That's ok, at least I'm not you.
>>701528740
You're a horrible person
>>701534595
No. Stop same fagging. You are the cancer.
>>701534357
>Same fagging
>Summer
Can't even samefag properly you fag.
>>701528519
just get your hands amputated and get Terminator hands installed
>wolfarine
>>701528740
Hahahaahah sides are gone to Jupiter
>>701528796
greentext<< downy school
>>701535218
Sorry I Will now Go to down school
>>701528740
>>701535123
like turdamator
>>701534595
Help! "lick Jim Gordon's ass" doesn't even sound like a phrase anymore!
>>701528708
then you'd wreck the bones the metal pole would be attached to.
>>701535738
>not showing the 30000 replies
faggot
Commenting in legendary thread
>>701528740
Jesus Christ man.
>>701528740
>wolfarine
best thing that happened on /b/ this year:
>some fag cant spell anime characters right
>>701528519
gloves with metal knuckles sewn in bro
>>701536391
>anime
>>701536164
fixed
>>701536378
>pearl
>>701536391
now its complete
>>701529036
>Millions
>1000 a year since Syria shit went down in a nation of 300 million
>>701536810
Needs more reply's
>>701533665
No, but he gets 4 different heads on his dick, ifyaknowwhatI'msayin.
>>701528740
holy shit those dubs
>>701536232
Fuck you, idiot.
>>701528519
>2016
>not making form fitting nucks out of milk jugs that can be thrown out after use
>>701536852
>pearl!
>>701537144
best bird
>>701528740
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
can't wait to see on /r/4chan
Lmao ha hahhaha
>>701528740
Oh fuck my sides.
>>701528740
What do you think he meant by this?
>>701536980
ayyy lmao
Actually, no. It would be impossible to keep the knuckles in the same spot within the skin, and there would be cohesion with the bone, muscle, and the metal of the knuckles. Also, with the obvious placement of the knuckles within the hand, it would make an extremely awkward punch. One may think that bolting them into the bone would work, in which case I would refer back to how the placement is awkward for punching and that also, with a lot of force coming onto the bolts, the tiny bones in the hand would shatter.
>>701537121
>2016
>Not being driven around in a self-driving Tesla and living in a part of the country that doesn't necessitate "milk jug nucks".
Feels good to not be a broke ass useless welfare fag.
Reminder to only reply to it once so once someone calls samefagging you can shove it up their fat arse.
>>701535709
fail
>>701537306
>tfw nobody has posted it yet
how would i know what was going on in 4chan..
>>701537410
"I'm the faggest of them all!"
>>701534820
Nigga im not samefagging. I got a legitimate laugh out of this and would appreciate if someone else who did would document it
>>701535709
Turnimatar is better
>>24340738
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
This is a muay thai fighter that git metal shin implants
>>701536766
>criticizing anime on an anime image board
moot was a huge weeb, you fucking shitwit.
>>701536766
>steven universe
>>701537801
That is an arm you pleb. Learn some Biology.
>>701531387
cooked or uncooked rice?
>>701537811
I'm calling him out on calling Wolverine an Anime character you fucking pillock.
>>701537801
Surgeons would make terrible carpenters...
>>701537801
wouldn't that be against the rules?
>>701537949
Overcooked. Like, mushy.
>>701537983
actually there was a lot of controversy around this, im not sure of what the outcome was though.
>>701537983
>thai fighting
>rules
>>701537928
No, it just isn't. Just fucking google it, fuckwit
>>701537928
Are you fucking stupid? I'm a biologist in the last year of med school. Im TRAINED to study xrays and that is clearly a leg you moron. go back to school and get the fuck out of the internet stream
>>701528519
You are a retard. The point of brass knuckles is they reinforce the long bones in your fingers so they don't break by putting the force of the impact on the meat of your palms. Just hold something like a lighter or an unopened pocket knife in your hand.
>>701528519
Diamond powder with magnetic properties in hands, Nanites in bloodstream with electric charge capability. Turn on current, and skin hardens like diamonds, punch, problem solved.
>>701536970
Did you keep up with this at all? Because Obama first let in 10k, then 90k, then another 100k and Hillary has vowed to increase those numbers by 550%.
Hillary's version is still the Lite version of what is happening in Europe, where tens of millions of these "refugees" are flooding every nation except poland.
Guess which country hasn't had any terror attacks yet.
>>701530317
wolfarine?
>>701528740
Fuckin derailed
>>701528519
Yes it's possible if you use the same techniques that are used to repair fractured hand's bones.But given the strength of the metal inserted in your bones it could easily crush the "non-metal material" that surround it (bone) after the impact. Anyway no doctor would perform such an operation without any medical reasons.
Could always get this. Then you can take more hits
>>701538250
Shut up, idiot.
>>701538210
I dont think you understand how diamonds, magnets, or electricity works.
Are you a member of ICP?
its to late
reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/500686/anon_likes_wolfarine/
Thread's over go home.
>>701528740
sides are in orbit
>>701528519
Possible? Yes. Legal? Thats hazy, would definitely depend on your state/country's laws regarding what constituites a weapon and what, if any, laws govern that weapon.
As for practicality: the purpose of a knuckleduster or brass knuckle is to hit your opponent with something harder than your knuckles and use your palm and forearm to absorb the blow rather than your fingers. If you get something implanted you will only manage to absolutely tear up the skin covering that implant when you actually punch someone.
>>701528740
>>701538378
like pottery
>>701538378
i am proud to have contributed to this thread
(i posted knuckles)
i witnessed the birth of a meme
>>701528740
Fucking kek
>>701538333
No you
>>701535123
>>701535709
>>701528740
Delete this
>>701528740
this isn't funny
>then why am I laughing
>>701528740
oh god
>>701538333
Holy trinity of the triple triad.
Fuck you're faggot-ass misspelled idiocy.
Cheers, m8s.
>>701528740
>wolfarine
>>701528740
ill see you on reddit
>>701538531
ive got the same feels, bro.
>>701528740
>Wolfarine
>>701528740
i'm actually orbiting right now
I fucking hate you guys.
>>701535738
>>701532142
>>701530629
>>701532457
>>701533952
>>701528740
Don't put those other faggots in the screenshot
>>701528842
What if you replace your entire skeleton?
>>701528740
>Wolfarine
>>701539061
Made it wallpaper size
>>701528740
My fucking sides
>>701538333
Pls, my trips trumps this faggotry, and should be the crowning jewel of every screencap of this faggy-ass bullshit toddler-level turd of an excuse for a thread.
Fuck you worthless faggots.
>>701539061
how is it that these are almost always compiled by massive retards?
>>701528740
>like wolfarine
Is this what the world has come to?
>>701528740
EBIN
B
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SIMPLY
EBIN
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>>701528740
>wolfarine
>>701539467
Fuck off, idiot.
>>701529696
Titanium isn't a metal dumb ass
>>701539339
>pls
See>>701538669
>>701539512
'member that time you weren't a faggot?
Yeah... me neither.
>>701539528
>>701539584
Eat a bag of butt cheeks, turd-burglar.
>>701537978
Bones aren't shaped like 2x4's, you do the best you can with the odd shapes you you are working with.
>>701528740
done.
How do i view the thread archives? I want to make sure this is never forgotten.
>>701539578
Titanium is a metal...I mean come on.
Put me in the screen cap please
>>701528740
Exactly
>>701528740
Oh me oh my
>>701538155
Correct. That is a leg from knee to ankle.
>>701528740
I gotta be a part of the mass quote too
>>701528740
WOLFARINE!
>>701539791
Yfw trips have failed you
>>701539955
No it's not, look it up.
>>701540150
So many faggots...
>>701528740
Post of the month
>>701528740
ay lmao
>>701540234
it's a transition metal faggot.
>>701528740
put me into the screencap
>>701534116
>Y men
Top kek
>>701540234
It's a transition metal, which is a subdivision of the metal category, which means it's a fucking metal.
I feel as though 4chan is just a sitcom, for all the iFunny faggots out there. We get watched, and if we happen to say something funny, or entertaining, it gets screencapped, branded, and distributed. This "meme" will become a marketing ploy for big companies to make money off of us, and the fags that laugh at us. It needs to stop, but its too late.
>>701540234
Look it up yourself
>>701528519
You'll get rejection syndrome, the body would start dumping crap around it and it would get infected. Hit somebody, you could break your bones and cut open the skin.
Is it legal?
Well it would probably be legal to keep them if it was already done.
It would probably be hard to find a doctor who would do it, because it would be illegal for a doctor to perform such a procedure almost everywhere.
You might be able to get it done by someone who doesn't have ethical restrictions, and then there would probably be laws of illegal operations to consider in most places.
But if you find a skilled person in a country without those restrictions, or with lax oversight, once it happens, you wouldn't be forced to remove them, except in some crazy countries somewhere... but it might be hard to live a normal life, you would need a lawyer to help manufacture some kind of travel certificate that would explain your inability to pass through metal detectors.
There might be some advanced legal framework in a very liberal first world country somewhere, where you could arrange something like this, within a permissive legal framework, but if a country exists, its probably going to be tough because of the language barrier, and having to Liason through the whole process with translators who are legally competent in international law to get all the 'above-board' benefits imported back to the your municipal jurisdiction.
>>701540739
This
>>701528519
why bother just keep a handful of quarters in your pocket and grab em when your need em
>>701541037
tfw you dont have quarters
>>701541037
so he can pay people to not beat his ass?
>>701540986
Like Anarchy(r) brand sneakers
>>701533694
Are you wolfarine?
>>701541164
ow, my sides left again
There is a special place in the ninth level of hell for those who try to force a meme...
>>701528740
>mfw this many replies
>mfw this will probably get screen-capped
>mfw reddit has taken over
>>701541140
if you are bar fighting jackass, you can keep a roll of quarters in your pocket,legally, knowing you might want to punch someones lights out
>>701528740
Wolfarine....
>>701528519
you faggot.
that's a cute cat paw
>>701528587
It's like skateboarding, you get use to it.
>>701528740
Wat?
>>701528740
LMAOOOOO THIS IS SO FUNNY
>>701541558
So, like falling off the skateboard everytime you use it?
>>701535709
exterminater
>>701541284
Can't wait to see "le wolfarine meme :--DDD" on t-shirts if this shit takes off.
>>701541558
it's get used, you mouth breathing faggot
>>701532142
For practice for when something funny gets posted?
>>701528740
>>701541420
omg anon ur SO FUNNY :DDD 420 blaze BROFIST xDD
>>701528740
>>701533155
Yeah. Hope for it to become reddit. Which it seems to be doing.
Haha I just got linked here from r/4chan/! I can't believe I'm witnessing a meme coming to life! Put in the screen-cap please!
>>701541968
Vape naysh
>>701542140
:D
>>701530197
>>701530366
>not being metal plated
cucked on reality
staycucked
