Is it possible/legal to get metal implanted in your knuckles or fingers to achieve a harder punch?
That sounds like a painful way to die. Also you wont get into any airport.
Unless you get yourself some Deus Ex arms all you're going to do is shatter your bones and/or rip flesh/tendons. Your idea is bad and you should feel bad.
>nigger runs up
>attempt to punch nigger in face
>metal hits finger bone and hear a faint crack
>explain to hostpital how stupid you are and get sent to downy school
there u go op
The problem is things like brass knuckles have AT LEAST the harder epidermis layer of skin to press against. Sticking an object to absorb force under it will just cause you do hurt yourself more. The BEST reinforcing that can be done is outside the body.
Why not just learn how to throw a punch correctly?
Yea and tell them you have metal implanted in your hands so you can throw deadly punches, im sure they understand.
because you have verification, a pacemaker is not going to hurt anyone
You're a fucking dumbass. Any bodypart between the metal support and whatever it is you're punching would be absolutely ripped to shreds. This isn't a comic book, kiddozzle.
You can implant titanium or f75 cobalt chrome. That is what knee and hip replacements are made out of. No one makes what you are talking about just to go be a faggot, but if you have enough money you could get a 3D CT scan, have a mold made, make the implant, then have part of your bones cut and replaced with it. I'm guessing it wouldn't be functional though
You're just jealous you aren't me
Sure just fuck your joints up real bad.
Possible to get metal implanted? Yes.
Harder punch? No.
Knuckle replacement surgery exists and they do replace your knuckles with metal. But this actually makes your knuckles weaker than natural ones.
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>she continues ranting on
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Punch into a bucket filled with rice and grab and twist the rice in your hand. Add a clockwise or counterclockwise twist to the movement to work your wrists. Do 10 reps on each hand two to four times a week. This rice grip technique conditions the knuckles and develops the hand and wrist.
Perform pushups, as usual, but put your weight on the first two knuckles of each hand. Only use your thumbs if you need stability. Do pushup sets like this to 80 percent of your capacity two to four times a week.
Implants such as the one in the pic are subdermal, which means it's just underneath the skin. Anything over your knuckles would not only make your hands look weird af, it'll also be useless in a fight.
Possible to implant metal in hand? Yes.
Legal to implant metal in hand? Yes.
Will it "achieve a harder punch"? No, and you are an idiot for thinking that. Just going to cause lots of painful internal damage to your hand every time you punch something...
First day back and this is what i fucking see.
>there is still hope for this place
mfw no microfractures... i can wail on concrete and not break my knuckles just split the skin.. i can punch fully aired up tires.. break wood.. ive built up my hands so much that my friend who is a bouncer played bloody knuckles with me.. i beat both of his hands with my left... who needs implants when you can hack your own body..
Copied from Wikipedia.
The extended and rounded palm grip also spreads across the attacker's palm the counter-force that would otherwise be absorbed primarily by the attacker's fingers, reducing the likelihood of damage to the attacker's fingers.
>achieve a harder punch
OP, you're not focusing on the right details here. Instead of putting a piece of metal inside your fucking hand, punch people in their soft spots.
>inb4 cheap tactics
If you want to hurt someone, but them in the most sensitive spots on their body.
this level of austism belongs on /r9k/
Please get them.
Please use them.
Please have surgery on your hands to repair your delicate hands every time you use them.
Please become crippled.
... then you'll be unable type shit like this onto 4chan.
Thank you in advance.
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Anyone capping this? Was about as funny as the licking Jim Gordon's ass moment
just get your hands amputated and get Terminator hands installed
No, but he gets 4 different heads on his dick, ifyaknowwhatI'msayin.
Actually, no. It would be impossible to keep the knuckles in the same spot within the skin, and there would be cohesion with the bone, muscle, and the metal of the knuckles. Also, with the obvious placement of the knuckles within the hand, it would make an extremely awkward punch. One may think that bolting them into the bone would work, in which case I would refer back to how the placement is awkward for punching and that also, with a lot of force coming onto the bolts, the tiny bones in the hand would shatter.
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This is a muay thai fighter that git metal shin implants
I'm calling him out on calling Wolverine an Anime character you fucking pillock.
Are you fucking stupid? I'm a biologist in the last year of med school. Im TRAINED to study xrays and that is clearly a leg you moron. go back to school and get the fuck out of the internet stream
You are a retard. The point of brass knuckles is they reinforce the long bones in your fingers so they don't break by putting the force of the impact on the meat of your palms. Just hold something like a lighter or an unopened pocket knife in your hand.
Diamond powder with magnetic properties in hands, Nanites in bloodstream with electric charge capability. Turn on current, and skin hardens like diamonds, punch, problem solved.
Did you keep up with this at all? Because Obama first let in 10k, then 90k, then another 100k and Hillary has vowed to increase those numbers by 550%.
Hillary's version is still the Lite version of what is happening in Europe, where tens of millions of these "refugees" are flooding every nation except poland.
Guess which country hasn't had any terror attacks yet.
Yes it's possible if you use the same techniques that are used to repair fractured hand's bones.But given the strength of the metal inserted in your bones it could easily crush the "non-metal material" that surround it (bone) after the impact. Anyway no doctor would perform such an operation without any medical reasons.
Could always get this. Then you can take more hits
Possible? Yes. Legal? Thats hazy, would definitely depend on your state/country's laws regarding what constituites a weapon and what, if any, laws govern that weapon.
As for practicality: the purpose of a knuckleduster or brass knuckle is to hit your opponent with something harder than your knuckles and use your palm and forearm to absorb the blow rather than your fingers. If you get something implanted you will only manage to absolutely tear up the skin covering that implant when you actually punch someone.
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Is it legal?
Well it would probably be legal to keep them if it was already done.
It would probably be hard to find a doctor who would do it, because it would be illegal for a doctor to perform such a procedure almost everywhere.
You might be able to get it done by someone who doesn't have ethical restrictions, and then there would probably be laws of illegal operations to consider in most places.
But if you find a skilled person in a country without those restrictions, or with lax oversight, once it happens, you wouldn't be forced to remove them, except in some crazy countries somewhere... but it might be hard to live a normal life, you would need a lawyer to help manufacture some kind of travel certificate that would explain your inability to pass through metal detectors.
There might be some advanced legal framework in a very liberal first world country somewhere, where you could arrange something like this, within a permissive legal framework, but if a country exists, its probably going to be tough because of the language barrier, and having to Liason through the whole process with translators who are legally competent in international law to get all the 'above-board' benefits imported back to the your municipal jurisdiction.
There is a special place in the ninth level of hell for those who try to force a meme...
>mfw this many replies
>mfw this will probably get screen-capped
>mfw reddit has taken over
>not being metal plated
cucked on reality