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>A Hideo Kojima game
a nigger killing other niggers
nigger getting rich for doing retarded shit for too many people
Pjätt.
>>701513760
RE5
>>701513904
nope
>>701513904
Wrong post. Meant >>701513760
>>701513737
San Andrés
>>701513760
Dammit again I meant >>701513737
>>701513760
San Andrés
havent seen that pic from the OP in fucking years, cant even remember it came from anymore
>>701513984
>spanishfag
Destroying a ball that was even bigger than the last one.
>You save the day, but gets cucked and sent 7 years back in time
two rabbits running and shooting
>>701514062
Spell check fag actually
you're a KANG
>>701514066
Super Return of the Jedi
X-Wing Alliance
Probably some Rogue Squadron game
Lance Vance
>>701514350
First one was actually the closest one to what I was thinking about. The obvious give away is this, "remember Star Wars?"
>Everyone is Ansem
easy one
>>701513637
Adventure game that is also an RPG
>>701513637
Pokemon?
>"Have you ever been inside of a tank?"
>>701514057
Tiny boobs giant tits history.
>>701514486
Gta vice city
>>701514094
Zelda OoT
>>701514564
Kingdom hearts i guess
>>701514564
Tiger woods pga 2007
>>701514666
The trips don't lie
>>701514711
Got it
>"Its a me, Mario!"
yep, its hard
>>701514755
Dubs confirm.
>>701514857
Wario world?
>>701514723
Fuck, too easy
Dave depopulates an island with the help of a ninja named Frank.
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SNOW EVERYWHERE
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ROBOT SO FUCKING ANNOYING
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT DUDES CHIN SO FUCKING BIG
WHY THE FUCK DO I CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS SHIT
> dead coward
> faggot wizard
> zombies.jpg
> jump around collecting shiny egg holder
> hmm-hmm
>a videogame where you make videogames
>though the history of videogames
>videogameception
>>701513637
PT?
>>701515055
BL2
>Knock off of famous space pirate.
>Part of a famous thing, that's kinda not part of it anymore.
>Shoot red hunks of space shit.
>Kill aboard trash planet express.
>Shit monster.
>Big shit monster.
>Villain looks right out of The Mask.
>Did he ded?
Here's one: I'm not hungry.
Can't guess it can you faggots.
>>701515288
Hunger Games
>>701515125
Game Dev Tycoon. Fuck off
>>701515388
Good, a smart one
>>701515288
No. Not even close.
Sandnigger blowing up crates for no reason
>>701515432
Bomberman
>>701515432
Homefront? This truly has be poorly described.
>>701515288
>>701515423
Fuck that was suppose to be directed to >>701515387
>>701515502
Nah man
Get
>>701515545
No.
>roll
>roll bigger
>>701515505
Nop
I don't see you
>>701515620
Figured
>>701515288
Don't Starve?
>>701515545
He's really yanking it under that table.
>>701515657
No.
>>701515432
Itz pretty popular game
>dark and creepy
>dismember them
>>701515720
kek, good one m8.
Soap.
>>701515748
Hatered?
>>701514119
Jazz Jack rabbit!
>>701515748
Dead Space
>>701515748
Deadspace.
>>701515791
Actually in Hatred you dont dismember ppl, only kill them, executions, etc...
>>701515848
>>701515857
Good jorb
>>701515860
I haven't played it so it was the first thing that came to mind for some reason.
>>701513637
Sexy beach
>>701515288
YEP, THAT'S A COW ALL RIGHT
>plays of the game
Video game consoles portrayed as sexy anime grils.
>bikini-clad zombies everywhere
>>701515288
Since none of you faggots have gotten it yet here's a hint; it's a phrase that frequently stated throughout the game by people that visit.
>>701516052
Dead Island
>>701515965
Team Fortress
>gta
>but more..cartoony
>>701516052
Dead Island
>>701515965
Overwatch
>>701516108
Saints Row
>>701516108
The Simpsons, Hit and Run
>>701516096
>>701516120
Bingo.
>>701516108
Saint Row
Nada spin
Kensucky
Rich homeless man
>You were grown for one purpose.
>Your brother dies at the end.
>>701516074
Sounds like a pretty gay game, whatever it is
>>701516175
Kentucky Route Zero.
>>701516145
Nice. Too easy>>701516141
>Space Game
>Heaps to do
>>701515614
Katamari
Virtual Los Angeles.
>>701516141
>>701516145
>>701516259
EVE
Space Engineers
Star Citizen
>>701515614
katamari?
Fairly good description tbh
>>701515954
whatever that volleyball game was. the name escapes me
>>701516259
Mass Effect?
>>701516206
Oldest rendition of this game dates back to May 31, 1999
>>701516074
Zork III
>nigger with superpowers
>final boss slim shady with superpowers
>>701516375
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball 2.
>>701514666
Secret of mana
>>701516426
Tetris
>>701516430
I like this game too
>>701516375
That was an answer to the op proposition. Sexy beach is actually the name of a game.
But still, It's a pretty good answer.
>You're a badass
>You Die.
>Your sperm wins in the end.
>>701516426
Protege 2?
>>701516581
The product of a date rape and murder?
>Tumblr
>>701516581
Dark Souls?
>>701516581
Red dead redemption
>>701516653
Bingo
>>701516581
far cry 3?
>Be a Robot dude
>Kill the patriarchy
>infiltrate facility
>Dance party
>Wake up in the middle of nowhere
>Punch a tree
>(Fast-forward)
>Slay a magical dragon in a dark dimension
>>701516921
Minecraft... Don't you have summer school to go to little boy?
>Ground aliens.
>Mexican partner.
>Comic relief black man.
>MARIA!!!!!!
>Kill people in outnumbered fights and none bats an eye
>Be killed once and everyone loses their minds
>FUCKING CHROMA SKIN PACKS
>WOAHOAAAAAAAAAAA
>>701516751
Winrar.
>>701516887
Are you a body guard in the game? It starts with an "r" right?
>>701517070
CS:GO?
>>701516721
Nope
>>701517044
Gears of war. Fuck off
>>701517116
Nice good challenge
>>701517188
FUCK OFF TO YOU
Guinea plays with pipes
>>701517001
>>701517119
Dunno that much, but yes, starts with an 'r' havnt played it in YEARS
>>701517108
Mario 64?
>>701517295
Please, I would appreciate that.
A crazy nigger with a hammer quickly destroys the whole planet just to pull the copper wiring out of buildings so he can buy a new gun
>>701517145
No sir
>>701514693
Fuck you
>>701517285
So I'm wrong??
>>701517375
DAMMIT
>>701513637
>Strategy game
>Interdimensional invasion
>Naval campaigns
>Play both sides
>One dude on one side fucks shit up in search for personal power
>>701517336
Fuck!!! I can't think of the name!!!!!!!! The new one has a girl as the main character too!! Fuck!!!!
>>701516426
Prototype 2: nigga where'd you get your shoes? I could morph the shiiiiet outta that, son.
>>701517436
Warcraft 3. Duh.
>>701516887
Halo ?
>Famous pop culture character.
>Constant yelling.
>Fuzzy ball.
>>701515432
cs or csgo
>>701514666
Witcher?
>portals
>get injected
>fly around with hover cars
>you won't like me when I'm angry
>overthrow city statemail
>collect orbs and shiny animal heads
Weird shoes and you jump a lot
>>701517403
No...
>>701516180
fallout 4
>>701515776
cod ?
Big green nigger can flip tanks over refuses to carry more than two guns bcuz heavy.
>>701517786
Ok fuck. I was gonna shoot my face off if I was.
>Land a ship on a planet mine some rocks and shit
>Go to another planet, mine some rocks and shit
>Go to another planet, mine some rocks and shit
>Go to another planet, mine some rocks and shit
>Request Refund
>punch trees
>catch fish and cook them
>kill shit
>everyone around you either smokes weed or is 12
>>701517829
Yup
>>701517884
Pls no, Tie.
>Attempt of realistic experience of war
>Launch a tank with C3 to crush a fighter plane and jump off it to headshot a distant sniper with a tomahawk
>>701517920
You're making it too easy, and it's too early for that one.
>>701517436
star craft 2
>>701517933
Rust.
>>701517968
BF4
>>701517920
No mans sky. Pray the update is the greatest of all time.
>>701517762
jak 2 or jak 3
>>701513637
You die a lot.
>>701517880
Master Chef
>>701517920
Interstellar
>>701518006
nope
>>701515288
Roller Coaster Tycoon. There it has been answered.
>>701517933
Stfu
>>701517933
minecraft
>>701518021
Yas
>>701518125
nope
>>701518060
DaS
>>701517959
Thanks for wasting the water that was in my mouth you prick. ;)
>>701518235
Anytime, friend.
>>701514267
nobody?
alberto barbossa is on the cover
>>701518042
Correct, its jak 2. Jak 3 you don't get injected
"Yore dead [???]"
Tim Burton looking mother fucker collects shits and shit.
>>701518408
could not remember what happened in 3
Invert
Wall slide
50/50
Fat guy
Bald guy
Glasses guy I think.
>>701516323
Gta 5?
>>701518060
Super Mario: The Lost Levels
>>701517776
Portal
>>701518659
indeed
>>701518062
He got it.
>>701513637
Blue arm, big sword
>>701517920
Starbound?
Bandana wearin dude got speakers for titties. Yells alot.
>>701515077
Medievil
>Army of evil spawns.
>Ancient hero.
>Sexy af witch.
>One bitch of a mother though.
Bald
Diana
>Fast boats
>Short cuts
>Arcade
>Guns.
>Evil amusement park.
>Creepy clown.
>>701519058
Winrar
>>701519100
Bayonetta
>>701518935
soul reaver?
>One of the most hyped games though the 21th century
>10 years later
>still one of the most hyped games
>>701519392
Half life 3
>>701519344
Nope.
>>701519392
That's like 46 games
>>701519459
that was fast lol
>>701519515
That was fast? Halflife 3 confirmed.
>"fuck you"
>"fuck you"
>"fuck you"
>"fuck you"
>>701513637
Op here, the game was Metal Gear Solid, I'm a bit dissapointed you guys didn't find out, the "A Hideo Kojima game" is litteraly written everywhere
>Imma go kill this giant because God told me so
>>701519392
Ghostbusters
>>701519618
Gta5
>>701519635
Animal Crossing
>You missed! x6
>Bad luck, try again.
>>701519673
Nope
>>701519635
shadow of the colossus
>>701519619
>>701519619
Zone of the enders?
>>701519815
kek
cut content/20
>>701519754
Correct
>Be nigger with super powers.
>use teddy bear to travel to the world of ze dead.
>shitrat
>shooting darts at people from stealth like a cunt
That's too obvious, let's try again.
>three face man put you in a cage
>you got out of the cage
>kill three face man, laser face and an old man
>get stuck for 3 hours
>15 minute long autowalking segment
>>701519938
Shadow Man
First one Asian detective
Second one black detective
>>701517656
>>701517999
One of you was very close but no sirs
>>701520012
to easy
>>701519652
Darksiders?
YOU DIED
>>701519988
Furi
>>701513637
>"Is there a way to take off my pants?"
>>701520160
Fuck off with your Dark Souls.
>Truth
>Lie
>Doubt
easy peasy
>>701519619
That's because no one wanted to respond to your gay "description." Fuckin newfag
>>701520172
Yep
>>701520180
Any sim date game in existence?
>Australia
>boomerangs
>collect eggs
>>701519857
FUCKING THIS.
At least you know what that is anon.
>>701520072
a warhammer game
>>701520218
>>701520274
Try a little harder, it's a Kojima game.
>>701520296
Nope
>"Stay a while and listen"
>>701520290
Ty?
>>701520072
I want to say Atlas Reactor or Elite Dangerous but they're both wrong
You can destroy a fucking tank shooting 10 times with one pistol.
>start young
>get old
>good or evil
>>701520383
Real life
>>701520346
starcraft 1?
>>701520354
Obviously.
>>701520389
Fable
>>701520290
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger?
>>701513637
Holocaust from space.
>Would you kindly?
>>701520372
I repeat, one of the first 2 answers was very very close
>>701520389
Fable?
>>701520295
(not same guy) i don't know much about it except this
>>701520423
Why post if it's obvious you fuck
>>701520455
bioshock
>>701520455
Bioshock
>>701520490
It's a good game, you should give it a try if you have the time~
car sport
>>701520410
It has something in common with my game but no
Keep in mind>>701520458
>>701520539
Yup.
>>701513637
Snowy melee chop em' up
>Now with dragons
>>701520205
LA Noire
>>701513637
>monsters
>hunters
Good luck anons
>>701520565
what system is it for and what is the game about?
>Normal guy
>Tryhard edgy guy
>Dumbass pussy guy
>City with a port that doesn't freeze
>cure a plague
>kill a traitor
>actual lizard conspiracy uncovered
>were in the city all along
>>701520623
monster hunters
>>701520623
Undertale
>it's no use
>>701520623
BLOODBORNE
>Guy with bandana has speakers for titties.
>lots of yelling.
>BAD GUYS LOOKS LIKE WALKING SCABS.
>>701520623
Attack on Titan
>>701520739
real life
>>701520581
So a Blizzard game?
>>701520623
>>701520692
well done anon!
>be possessed by demon.
>ask companion about his sex life
>>701520861
Marriage.
>>701520623
monster hunter
Dragon quest
bloodborne
?
There's a time and place for everything, but not now.
>>701520510
How many games do you know that take place in Australia that have you collecting thunder eggs and has has boomerangs as the primary weapon. Not only that but Krome Studios is doing an HD remake on the original.
>>701520861
The Room
You are created as part of an advertisement for a mediocre soft drink
>>701520928
pokemon
>>701520843
Yup
>>701520961
pepsi man
>>701520957
Oh hey Mark.
>>701520969
>tfw he stops you from riding a bike all the way from his lab
>>701520899
the similarities xD
>Greatest game of all time
You guys got this one
>>701520739
being on /b/ only during summers?
>>701518454
Psychonauts
>>701520957
nope xD
>>701521001
You are correct
>>701520985
Warcraft II - Tides of Darkness?
>>701521044
low g man nes?
>>701520930
One. This is supposed to be a challenge so I wasn't expecting an easy ass, waste of time question.
>>701521159
YES SIR!
>>701521164
Lmfao
>It was a cow virus
>3 days
>rescue idiots
>>701516259
space camp
>infinite rope
>infinite parachutes
>destroying infrastructure apparently a good thing?
>>701516581
Rogue Legacy
>>701520686
That one horror/action cthulthu mythos game, fuck me if I remember what it's called.
>>701521446
It's red dead.
>>701520861
Shadow Man?
>you're a robot ninja thing
>game is pretty hard
>90's
>>701516175
TH American Wasteland
Pretty easy.
>>701521498
I guess you mean Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth?
Lovely guess, but it's wrong.
I'm talking about something about three years older, no first person.
>>701521761
nope
>>701521775
ninja gaiden
>>701517070
LoL
