Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando.
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed.
>Only one claim per anon.
>No stealing (unless trips or more).
>No oversexualised content.
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion).
>Discussion is welcomed.
>Insults must be original.
>If you're posting images, you're not lurking.
>3D is almost always trash.
>Joining means a reserved place in hell.
>Most importantly, join the Schwarzer Hase!
We'll see about that when we met, Cat~
>Tfw no 5 Cleaver Riven
OH WAIT, THAT'S STILL HOW I BUILD HER
>And it somehow always fucking works.
But what if there's a thunderstorm or something ever
I can't be by myself then
That's true I guess
What's the temperature there atm?
I thought it was always extremely hot
Oh damn, those are pretty bad
Perhaps I should really start disciplining myself
Lol, you're a funny cat.
it is but 2 fans in my room make it kinda chilly
I've never been to cali ever in my life so i don't know
Do whatever has the most positive effect.
Well I already know I'm going to go over to the stream to watch the new Re:Zero episode later.
It's very very dry here. VERY dry.
Everyone hates Riven. It's why if I play her, I do that. Because it's so stupid and you have to be really bad to let it work.
Wait I'm lost
I thought it was too cold in your room, but you have two fans in it?
Where you being ironic?
Am I that much of an idiot?
I am being useful now though so I guess that's positive
And by that I mean I got off the couch and now I'm in my room charging my phone
Else I would've lose the ability to talk to you guys
That's going to be fun, I hope I can join in time. You think you can give me a heads up when you're going to start?
Tip, play TK against her
Riven players get tilted extremely hard by him
Okay so it's literally the exact opposite of Oregon
well i turned one off but its still cold in there
I should really sleep soon. Got work tomorrow.
From the counts my mom told me about her living up there, yes. Think of it like a desert that's only as hot as a desert for 70% of the year.
Meh, I can beat hear with Fiora I guess, but right now I'm only playing ADC.
Thanks, but I've been playing this game for some time aswell. She's just retarded, not that I don't know how to win versus her.
I prefer better top for carrying.
Such as GP. 1 batter, two kills.
Oh boy it's going to be fun adapting to the weather down there
I can't remember the last time i lost to a Riven unless she got ganks THE WHOLE laning phase, since level 3.
>I main Irelia and Poppy top
>She's literally powerless to stop me
Oh ya, it's an interesting weather. Not one I'm ultra fond of, but it's not the worst.
>OH GOD, NO! HERE WE GO AGAIN! WHHHHHHHY?!
But if it's cold why even have one on in the first place?
I wasn't telling you how to play the game, honestly riven is quite easy to play against.
But the kench is just extra satisfactory because the few seconds you have her in your belly before her death they will flame the fuck out of you
>If you spam your mastery icon after that I guarantee they will rage quit
Ah, well that's good to hear, otherwise that would have been a shame.
If you have free time today you should finish KLK.
I mained the old Poppy. She was hella fun to play.
>ulti the support
>no dmg from anyone
Tahm is not in meta anymore.
It starts in about 5 hours or so.
>Filename somewhat related.
Well I'll be sure to bring my fan down too for myself
i counted the one on the ceiling i never turn it off. i still wish my dog was in my bed at least
I couldn't really get into old Poppy, but when new Poppy came out, I was having so much fun, I hit level 5 mastery with her within like, a week and a half.
Might not need it if I get the swamp cooler.
>/o/ IS DOING AUTISM AGAIN!
Better make mine a good one.
>I mained the old Poppy
Just when I thought I couldn't like you more you pop this.
I probably will
I wanna try sleeping less, but everytime I just dooze off without realising it
I truly hope you are joking
But even if he was, which let me stress he is not
You just said you used to main old poppy which never was even close to meta so what are you even talking about
Okay cool I think I'll be in then
>I'm ready for it
Oh I see, well if it's cold maybe turn it off for once
You can clean your dog and bring him in
Or accept the smell, and shower tomorrow morning
I at least had a laugh at it if nothing else.
nah i just need to get two dogs or something.
If it's going to be hot as hell, I'm gonna have to be cold as fuck
>You just said you used to main old poppy which never was even close to meta so what are you even talking about
Old poppy could've been played whenever.
She had a great ulti.
She had a great stun.
She was a powerful little child.
Please, do not stress about the truth, you should just accept it.
She was pretty fun to play so I just went for it.
>I couldn't like you more you pop this.
Is your choice, whatsoever.
Both Poppy are pretty good, but I prefer the old one. I guess is just a matter of preference.
I do that a lot as well.
in fact i think i might have to go, see ya!
What is the new Poppy missing from the old one other than her ult?
Two dogs are amazing tbh, wish my house had the capacity to house them
It's so funny to see them do shit together
That's what meta means, now old poppy might have been fun and viable in a lot of roles I'm not denying it. But never was she top tier in any of those roles because of very good reasons
Have a good one
The swamp cooler is essentially an AC, that uses WAAAAAY less electricity.
>We're poor, we need to save on bills.
Also, have a cat.
Indeed it is.
or a person. but that really high hopes
That sounds nice then
Probably won't need it then
And another Cat.
out of all dva lewds you could find you pick this mediocre piece of shit
I remember when I spammed that nice dance of hers whenever I was high on mushrooms and tripping balls.
Poppy is the best game ever. End of the story.
How about a cat?
Ah, I'm sure there's someone who'd pay you a 15 dollar bill to cuddle with you
>I'll even do it for free
Jesus Christ, you can't even have a normal discussion
>Bring it anyways.
Can never have too many fans!
There's some pretty good webms out there.
I didn't know you popped shrooms before. So, do you have a lot of rankeds with Poppy?
I fucking hate captcha
I can't find anything of her.
i dont think thats possible. and that would be awkward
You missed Youmuu by the way >>701515303
thats true but i think most of the 3d ones look awkward and poorly made
I leave for a short time and an anon starts posting lewds of some of our waifus. Alrighty then.
>Reverse search brought back only one result, but a different version of it.
You better be ready.
>P R E P A R E.
I literally have a couple of popcorn packets put up just so I can eat one while watching Re:Zero.
It'll happen eventually don't worry
>I mean someone else not me
If it's just for warming each other up it's okay right?
I don't think I'll ever be ready
>Last week I thought I was ready
Wanna share? I only have some disgusting doritos
>The blue flavoured
im not sure but i still think you would make it weird. im going to bed. night.
You're getting better, this one is half-decent. Keep em coming.
Well I got denied
A lot of lost ranks.
>you can't even have a normal discussion
I guess not.
That's why I'm the most hated, right?
I'll pass. Nacho Cheese is where it's at.
>Cool Ranch is disgusting.
Then why'd you buy them?
Can't tell if new poster or anon who doesn't post often.
>I'll cuddle anyways though~
Sounds like Poppy was your League guilty pleasure. I think mine was Sejuani, not that she is bad, she is great even though she shines at ranked 5s, but I could never play her very well.
It won't get as cold as an AC, but it does get much colder than a normal fan.
Okay well I'm still probably gonna be cold
Thats a title you only give yourself
>Nacho cheese is where it's at
My man, I can literally eat 10 bags of those without realising it
>Why'd you buy them
I didn't, it was an event at my store if I bought doritos I got a free cool ranch, me being a jew can't say no to that but it's been lying in my house for a decade now
Then I suppose there's only one way to fix that~
Either cuddling or fucking
Nice, you gonna get diamond you think?
>Im just going to assume this is friendly conversation
I got plat 5 this season but after the mid season change I got into a huge losing streak so I wont down pretty fast
Wew there Cat, frisky again already~?
Why don't you guys exchange Telegrams?
I don't even know if Cat has one. Besides, I never go past this kind of teasing in thread.
You should probably solve the issue~
>Or let me solve it for you~
>Captcha is 420
Ayyy weed lmao
>I never go past this kind of teasing in thread.
I bet every gay anon would lick your legs if he had the chance to, so I guess is better this way.
>I don't even know what telegram is tbh
It'd be better if you could solve the issue~ but again, you are not here
>qt vampire lolis aren't even real
If you're neither, then what kind of anon does that make you?
Eh, I wouldn't be one to turn down free stuff either. Oh, that reminds me, is the Mtn. Dew flavor voting still going on?
Someone bored of posting the same pics over and over and avoiding unnecessary lewding of his waifu.
I.... what? Why?!
Its an IM platform.
>One day, Cat~
Ah alright, is it on google play?
The reason why I asked 'anon who doesn't post often' is because I remember someone tried claiming Kotori a while back, but it was only 3 gifs and for one thread.
Not sure, I have an iphone. Gotta go check!
>gotta go check
Is this it?
Yes that's it. It's also a desktop app if you prefer it on your PC
I guess pot and meme grips makes you edgy.
I remember something like that, he posted in a few threads but never talked much until he stopped posting at all.
It's a shame, Kotori is best DaL and way above Kurumi in my opinion.
>smart and superior
>tsun loli who cares a lot about you
Also imouto if you're into that.
>And I'm about to head home too!
>Sunday morning, shouldn't be any traffic really
So I guess we can start shipping you?
>Never heard of Mtn. Dew.
Great, this is Kyouko and Pepsi all over again...
You missed out on the stretches yesterday.
Don't forget healing powers.
I think you meant to say Spirit. Still the best one though.
We did them on the rabb.it.
An absolute qt.
very nice, two thumbs up
I couldn't enjoy it because it was furry trash.
Hey there yuuko
Wait no I've heard if Mt. Dew
But I've never heard of doritos Mt. dew
That's what you said right?
>I can never play FE awakening without bawling my eyes out
>No matter how many times I play
and now you upstaged him
That's the idea.
When you pity someone, you're trying to make things better for him, because, the poor guy, is trying to speak with EVERYONE, I mean, he's trying to be so nice, even if he's cancer, but he ends up unnoticed.
I feel much better for doing something nice today.
no, it's morning
YOU HEARD ME.
I must admit I haven't watched the second season yet. Who is best DaL in your opinion?
Tbh I thought you were straight Felix
>This is you right? Cat
Since you just broke up with your ex and shit
How are you doing this fine day?
Yea I suck I know
I don't like lurking so I fixed my phone
f i g h t
f a g g o t
stop lying, you reptilian fuck
faggots on rabb.it making me suicidal, but other than that i'm just peachy
How are you?
id like to know his thoughts on these pity replies
no bully you faggot
My waifu would fuck your waifu up.
Piss off cunt.
Got so much to lose
Got so much to prove
God don't let me lose my mind
Trouble on my left
Trouble on my right
I've benn facing trouble almost all my life
My sweet won't you pull me through?
Afternoon for you.
Well that explains your husbando
I'll be right there to help you
I'm fine kind of a lazy day
You doing okay?
>Holo holding an AK
Oh the irony, Galil
Where is my mind?
I've been better but it still is the best I could get in a relatively long time.
i like cage the elephant
I saw the shadow of a man creep out of sight
And then he swept up behind, put a gun up to my head
He made it clear he wasn't looking for a fight
prove it, reptile
My waifu would put yours down like the dog it is.
Bad memes, heresy, and bullies. </3
Everyday's a lazy day in NEET town.
>not Shake Me Down or Ain't No Rest For the Wicked
>Nothing really, chara asked "i guess we can ship you then?" Or something among those lines
HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID
HE DOESN'T EVEN SCROLL UP TO SEE EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID BECAUSE WHATEVER CHARA SAID, IS NOT IMPORTANT
THE MAD MAN
Sweetie little Jean where did you go?
Everyone has been searching high and low
And you mother is worry sick
Tell Me I'm Pretty is much better than any other Cage The Elephant's album.
And Shake Me Down is shit tier