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Why aren't you an alcoholic, anon?
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>>701509579
Why would I want to be an alcoholic, op?
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I am.
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cant stand hangovers, othrewise totally would be
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>>701509813
>be me
>drink 2-3 litres of vodka a day for 5 months
>jail twice, court 3 days ago, beaten up twice, robbed 3 times, get another DUI conviction, almost went to prison, liver in agony, practically ruined relationship with family, lose only girl i've ever loved
>be today
>be first day sober
>delirium tremens
>shitting, puking, sweating, shaking, hallucinating, might die

how could anyone not want this?
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I'll stick to my pain pills & muscle relaxers for my back. Alcohol makes mornings and going to work shit
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>>701509579
Because I am.
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>>701510342
>pain pills & muscle relaxers
opiates and benzos? lucky boy
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>>701510391
Not really a boy 36 yes old and wish I wasn't mugged and beaten to a pul. Red disnt ask for it...
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>>701510333
Checked.
>lose only girl I've ever loved
Date a girl that likes to drink, my wife does.
>DUI's/court/jail/robbed/beaten up
You're a retarded drunk, so you should never be trusted to do it again, you're a fucking idiot for driving.

I drink every day, for almost 7 years now, not shitface drunk, but a couple glasses of gin, whiskey, or vodka, every day. Bad days about a quarter gallon. If you're going to drink, don't be a fucking retarded nigger.
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>>701509579
bc i'm allergic to alcohol
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>>701510849
Only decent excuse.
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>>701510740
>you're a fucking idiot for driving.
yeah. the crashing bit, and punching someone immediately afterwards so being held in an armlock by the police was pretty shit too. especially as its my second dui. fuck knows how i avoided prison.
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I got pancreatitis from too much drinking. Gave it up. Got psychosis from smoking weed. Gave that up. Gave up cigarettes the other day. I'm boring and sleep a lot now.
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If you want to quit drinking and need something to get through the withdrawal, I would try kratom. Check it out, no cravings for booze on it but it can be addicting too if ur not careful . Kratom.
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>>701510740
Some people are idiots that can't control themselves. Just like all the junkies I see when I goto my pain management doc that are in there complaining they can't get early refills or a bridge prescription to make it to end of month cause you know "my dog at my pills..." fuckin idiots I see it every . people sitting in there sweating shakes and so on thinking a doctor is actually going to give them a new script.
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>>701510961
oh and blowing 116 into the breathalyzer sucked as well. more than 3 times over the limit. kek.
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>>701509579
What dishonest prick told you I wasn't?
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>>701510333
DUI'd are one of the few things I think deserves a harsh punishment. You're better off drinking at home and staying home when drunk because you are irresponsible asshole when drunk.
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>>701510534
>mugged and beaten
yeah it does kinda suck. i had the shit kicked out of me by 4 dudes a couple of weeks ago. they took my phone and my credit card, then beat the ever-loving shit out of me for a good 15 mins until i gave them the pin number. so my account is now maxed as well as my having a black eye, fractured ribs, bruised jaw etc. nice chaps.
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>>701510961
I'm sure it did. Good thing you did give it up. You're not good at it. Lel

Glad you didn't kill anyone at least.
>>701511019
True that. I've never gone to any part of that extreme. I just like to get drunk. Don't need drama to get my dick hard.
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>>701511021
.116 isn't bad I blew that when I got dui. And I had slept for 5 hours in my car trying to avoid until pig woke me up in the parking lot. Don't ever put the keys in the ignition... My mistake wanted to listen to radio ugh wasn't even drunk anymore
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>>701511033
>DUI'd
You're drunk
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>>701511328
>116 isn't bad
i'd drunk 1.4 litres of vodka. it's pretty bad.
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>>701511346
It's a typo anon, calm down and take your meds
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>>701509579
I don't like how alcohol taste.
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>>701511313
Got fractured clavicle (shoulder) lost my front 7 teeth on top 4 herniated discs in back tons of bruises cuts fucking niggers
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>>701511457
yeah sounds bad. these people were pikeys. smashed plates over my head, repeatedly punched and kicked me in the same fucking place, ribs and liver were the worst. plus my doctor is a cunt, so all i got was paracetamol.
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>>701511313
lets all pray they get cancer
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>>701511449
same
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>>701511607
You got the fuck beaten out of your liver and your doctor gave you paracetamol? Your doctor is a sarcastic dick. Paracetamol (Tylenol) damages the liver
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>>701511457
Then of course you have to pay the dentist over 10g'a just to pull the broken teeth and get a denture
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>tfw you're shaking so much in the morning that you immediately vomit your first drink.
3 attempts it took yesterday before i could keep it down long enough to get rid of the DT's and start to get drunk
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>>701511735
she refuses to give me anything strong. like, ever. because i'm an alchie she doesn't trust me.
>>701511648
iktfb.
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>>701511607
See would have went to a different doc and told him to fuck off worst part is the 13 grand I had to pay dentist to pull the broken teeth and get a denture
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>>701509579

I don't have any problems.
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Because no matter how much I drink, I can't get drunk.
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Proud alcoholic. Its great giving no fucks.
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I am. Next question.
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>>701510333
Been detoxing all weekend. Still addicted to benzos tho. Trust me, booze is easy to quit. Just cut down drinking by half every day
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My father is an alcoholic, never touching that shit because it fucking ruins your life and others around you.
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>>701511950
damn. the pikey cunts had 2 grand from me. and my beloved phone. now i can't afford a new one because they took all my fucking money.
it's because of these cunts that i drove at all that night. i had the pleasure of spending the night in a jail cell after all this shit... so couldn't cancel my card or phone. going into withdrawal the next morning, shitting and puking in a police cell covered in blood and bruises... yeah man, fun times.
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>>701512048
Loser
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>>701511802
Get help, friend. You're too far gone to detox alone.

I did it on my own and almost seized. I'd been having tremors for a couple years after drinking, as well as a spectacular constellation of withdrawal symptoms.

The PAWS was the worst, and still occasionally hits me. I'll be two years dry In a week.

You can do it. It's pretty nice to wake up and not be hungover and/or obsessed with booze.
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>>701512222
>2222
Winrar
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>>701509579

it SUCKS
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>>701512286
>You're too far gone to detox alone.
i think i'll cope. i've got a bottle of vodka just in case it becomes too much. it is very very fucking unpleasant though i'll grant you.
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rare problem which makes my whole body itch after consuming alcohol, literally unbearable itch.
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>>701512139
Yea that sucks hopefully Judhe will cut you some slack after you tell story just being some photos of all injuries and explain why you were driving. Yea I didn't have my wallet thankfully was walking home from bar. Left it all with my wife. Only had keys and my cracked screen cell they didn't want thst
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>>701509579
Because it's cheaper to do drugs
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>>701509579
Too cheap to buy alcohol
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>>701512286
>PAWS
Almost why i think i will an hero before quitting benzos.
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>>701512573
i was on diazepam for 15 years then my cunt doc cut me off, like 3 weeks ago. as well as going through w/d from booze right now im dealing with that shit, and the recent kickings, robberies and stress of thinking i was going to prison. i am not a happy camper right now.
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>>701509579
Because alcohol and weed are overrated boring and sad drugs. Ecstasy and cocaine is the way to go. Had these yesterday, one off my best days ever.
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>>701512498
>Judge will cut you some slack
already did. court was a few days ago and im a free man
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>>701512735
Same here...but i have a lot of benzos. Just trying to cut down from 60mg diaz to 20mh diaz a day. Cold turkey booze tho. Four days in bed fucked up. House reeks of withdrawal sweat. Also got a few broken bones hence the sober break.

Stay strong.
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>>701512866
how do you not feel like death today? that shit fucking ruins me for like 3 days afterwards
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>>701512939
>House reeks of withdrawal sweat.
i fucking hate that shit. i only ever get it from heroin though, not booze or benzos
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Just finished a 12 pack and 2 Four Locos. The shakes have subsided but I still feel sober... This shit gets expensive.
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i think alcohol tells a lot about people and maybe of all animals. webm related. also deer can get drunk by eating rotting apples from the ground. dolphins bite some poisonous fish just a lil bit to get hallucinations
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>>701512979
I feel great. Maybe its something wrong with your pils i get my from a Person i know realy well.
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>>701513120
i can only get drunk on spirits. 10 beers at 6% does nothing whatsoever for me.
i'm probably gonna live like another 6 months ffs.
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>>701513031
Ive gone on a benzo bender and been blacked out for a month. Pretty much ive been bed ridden and at the first sign of convulsions/twitches i take another pill. Repeat every hour...two...four...six.

Im stuck bad.
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>>701509579
Because drinking makes you stupid
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>>701513120
Ur goona get fat as fuck man. Vodka and diet mixers.
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>>701509579
Oh, but i am...
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>>701513506
>mixers
>not just downing entire bottles straight
this guy.
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>>701510333
crippling alcoholism is tha shit yo
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>>701513573
>destroying your esophogas
i guess i start out with mixed then move to straight. A decade of daily drinking has destoryed my stomach
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anyone else got a DUI? i've got two. i just read this, made me lol.

"the award for “Highest-Ever Recorded BAC (1.42%) for Someone Who Lived” goes to a sheep thief in South Africa. A story can’t get more country than that. According to the papers, the man was arrested driving a Mercedes-Benz Vito with a woman, five boys, and 15 sheep that had been stolen from various local farms.
He was 32 times over the legal limit."
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>>701510740
Is that not a normal amount?
I go through on average, a half bottle of whiskey, a box of wine, and a couple beers every day.
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>>701513276
I started drinking IPAs instead of light lagers to up the percentage. Now I am so immune to them as well it takes a ton. Beer is just the most easily accessible in Oregon since I can't buy Spirits anywhere but a liquor store.

>>701513506
Not worried about my weight, I've always had a ridiculous metabolism. 6'5" at 185 and I eat garbage and drink daily. I also don't really get hangovers which makes it even easier to drink every night. The worst I get is I wake up super thirsty and pound a gallon of water.
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>>701509579
>Why aren't you an alcoholic, anon?
Wouldn't be able to do my job if I was, OP.
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>>701513707
>A decade of daily drinking has destoryed my stomach
yup. i shit blood like 5 times a day. this guy has crohns too. guess it's likely there's a link
https://youtu.be/s2nRWP10HEA?t=1m15s
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Because I took LSD
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>>701513886
how old are you
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>>701512286
>PAWS
>two years sober

lol they got you brainwashed good, again lol ^^^
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>>701509579
Because I'm not an addict.
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>>701514004
i'm guessing 23 kek
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>>701513872
Lol no. Welcome to the club
>>701513886
>no hangovers
Hahahaha thats cuz u never sober up. You are drunk 24hrs a day. Welcome to the club
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>>701509579
idk, but i am shit faced at 520 in the morning hahahahah
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>>701514004
27. I hear this a lot lol. That once I get older it is going to hit me. My dad is almost 60 and he is the same way. I've been drinking heavily since I was 18. Never had a bad hangover. I'm a very functioning alcoholic.
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>>701514100
Thank you, and what an expensive club to be part of.
It's great though.
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>>701513951
>https://youtu.be/s2nRWP10HEA?t=1m15s
HOW IS HE ALIVE??
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>>701509579
I am.
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>>701509579
cause i don't drink more alcohol to fight the hangover
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>>701514015
How so?

All my symptoms have diminished, and my life is totally on track. For the first year, I was all nerves and completely fucked.

You do know that fucking with your GABA and glutamate can have very severe and long lasting repercussions, right?

Anyway, if you've got a point to make, why not do it?
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>>701509579
Because I don't need the health problems associated with being one
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>>701514380
For the love of god no speak of paws or i will go start drinking at 530am
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>>701512866
>weed
>sad drug
wtf nigger?
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>>701514380
your talking to a disabled by EtOH veteran son. I'm 47 and decimated by booze. I've likely spilled more than you've consumed in your entire life.
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>>701512866
>not knowing how drugs effect your brain
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>>701513951
Shit blood. Vomit blood. Bleed from wounds all the time. Fml
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>>701514590
>smokes weed
>calls me a nigger
You will never want to smoke this boring shit after you took something else.
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stopped drinking for 2 weeks just to prove i could do it, will probably start again, i think it's because i'm 24 and starting to feel age
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>>701514604
Congrats on drinking a lot and being weird about it, i guess.
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>>701514604
>your
>son
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASBl4aBTfrI

kek'd. start at 1:15. guess shoenice is more of a badass than this "LA Beast" faggot.
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>>701514167
Fuck no one respond to my lonely ass drunk self.listening to that og metal black sabaath biaaaatach.
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>>701510333
If this post is legit, you're going to be having some seizures within the next 48 hours. You need to get some benzos. Go to a hospital, or if you live in America then, I don't know, you're fucked.
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>>701510018
You don't really get hangovers if you are an alcoholic.
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>>701514917
Just stick to the weekends, and moderation. Ive wasted so much life and lost so many great women and friends to daily drinking.
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Im 29. Drank everyday heavily for about 11 years. Good job and shit but nerve endings are fucked to shit. Always got pins and needles n shit. Gotta give drink away but cant
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>>701514949
You are acting as if this is strange to us. It is 532 where I am. This is life, anon.
Left the Marine Corps and now all I do is drink.
Do not ask for sympathy when the rest of us are the same. kek
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>>701514948
these dildos make themselves vomit up the booze right after. It's wasteful.
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>>701513951
this
shoenice is my hero, he certainly should have stomach and liber pain but he keep going on, he is a beast
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Because I'm a 14 year old edgelord who thinks he's cool because he watches filthy frank and goes on 4chan, while he has no real skills and will likely fail high school and go on to a minimum wage job, returning home to his cheeto encrusted room in his mom's basement, only to cry into his body pillow.
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>>701515014
Weve all seized anon. Part of detox. He really should step it down tho ober a few days.
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>>701515154
it's pretty offensive in my opinion.
and i'm not one to get offended.
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>>701515105
pins and needles ..sounds like you have wet brain my friend.
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>>701515228
Wat that
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Because if your gonna drink daily its just better to smoke weed instead as it doesn't leave you a wreck the next day and you can still function well (without people knowing your stoned if you have eyedrops or sunglasses)

Though I still smoke too much and should cut down but its hard finding a reason not to smoke as a gf-less NEET
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>>701515105
>pins and needles n shit
same. alcoholic neuropathy. my arms, feet, tongue and lips and about 50% of my face are completely numb.
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>>701515375
wen u brain is wet
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>>701515375
Literally brain damage
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>>701515418
more things to look forward to
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>>701515193
When I'm detoxing that badly I usually go to the hospital. It's fucking humiliating but it's better than going through 4 days of misery. They'll take blood and hook you up to an IV, and then as give you some Ativan. They'll recommend that you go to a detox centre but those places are fucked.
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>>701514941
good eye skippy
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>>701515581
how much would that cost in the US?
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>>701515109
well i'm glad i get no sympathy
I'd rather i know im in company
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>>701515484
yup, i have brain lesions and partial sightedness because of drinking. happened 5 years ago and it made me stop drinking for all of 10 hours. been drunk every day since.
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>>701515418
Yeah well it fucken sucks. Dunno why i cant just drink without consequence. No relief for that even if i dont drink now so i just keep going.

Fairly negative way to look at things i suppose but i cant quit. And if quitting wont fix it anyway then whats the point
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>>701515653
Good.
You are welcome here.
What have you been drinking on?
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>>701515375
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wernicke%E2%80%93Korsakoff_syndrome

It can be reversible. You should probably see a doctor, and take some b1 supplements.
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>>701515653
*clink*
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>>701515729
That's the sad truth, anon.
There is no point in quitting when the damage is already done.
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>>701515581
I have hundreds of benzos...seizing from booze isnt my problem...its those fuckers.
>>701515617
Insurance/medicare should cover it
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>>701515788
A doctor did tell me to give up for 3 months and i managed 6 weeks.

I eat well etc. Wife cooks and makes my lunch. Guess i could try supplements
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>>701515884
Good to know.
Although it's strange that it's covered.
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>>701515665
Jesus, how long drinking when this happened?
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>>701515581
I don't know. I'm in Canada. The only thing I pay for is the prescription. I haven't gone through withdrawals that severe in a long time. Call an AA help line, they can give you advice about safe detoxing in your area.
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>>701515913
Supplements really help in my opinion.
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>>701515824
I have two young kids which make me wanna not have pins and needles all the time but from what i read it says mostly irreversible hey
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>>701515949
about 20 years.
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>>701515884
benzo w/d is deadlier than alcohol...especially if xanax/alprazolam
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>>701515998
I know the feeling of having irreversible shit, man.
Bad tinnitus and numbness in my right shoulder sucked, but what sucked worse was when the doctors told me that shit can't be fixed.
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>>701515946
Mine covers 80% detox and rehab. Poor people never pay for healthcare unless they are in a bad state/income braxket
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>>701509579
iam, im sitting here drunk right now. and i got to go to work in a coupe of hours
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>>701516143
That's awesome.
It's great to know people are actually being helped instead of abused.
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>>701509579
my pancreas explode when i was 8 cuz a normal disease degenerate into pancreatitis
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>>701516226
the hard part is making the decision to get that help.. it sux, truly
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>>701515410
>tfw no (you)
Was hoping that some of you also smoke since I'm pretty conflicted about it. I don't think I need to quit since aside from money it hasn't ever hurt me or caused me any grief but on the other hand it could be my addiction just rationalising it.

Anyway stay strong fellow bots, I like alcohol myself but never as anything else other than a treat or max 1-2 beers to cool down my throat after a fat J
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>>701516044
Ding ding ding.
Which is why im CT booze this weekend. I dont remember the last month. Cant do both and will die b4 i get off the benzos likely. Sad to give up 10 years of alcohol for a pill i dont enjoy even
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I think it requires a certain level of stupidity to have so little will power that one becomes addicted to anything.
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>>701516226
Oh there is plenty of help. Just none of us want it. The liquor store opens in 10 mins and im having a panic attack up all night considering
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cuz xtasy acid shrooms a marijuana exist

and caffeine
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>>701516424
I takes a certain level of inexperience of life to make such a stupidass comment..lols
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>>701516502
cheap and very effective
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Anyone here ever drank mouthwash to avoid DTs? Fuck, I drank a bottle of vanilla extract once just so I could pass out for a couple hours. I'm currently sober, last real bender was mid July. I feel you /bros, alcohol addiction is a nightmare.
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>>701516340
Yeah weed isnt even a drug nobody cares. Pot culture is lame, enjoy your failed drug tests. Othereise enjoy and ont waste too much life watching tv
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>>701516424
holy fuck, stranger.
are you old enough to be on here?
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>>701516576
Well considering ive gone my whole life experiencing most things and havent been retarded enough to believe i cant do without something at 56 years old i beg to differ.
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>>701516135
Ita hard cos in aus every fucken thing we do we get pissed as all fuck.

Tried quitting for those 6 weeks and everyone thinks ure weird as fuck. And its already so hard to not drink for a day. Waking up every morning not being able to feel my hands sucks dogs balls
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>>701512866
fuck man, take exstasy everyday, it ll take less time to destroy you then anything else
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>>701516696
extract yes..mouthwash nope
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>>701516424
NEET spotted
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>>701516340
t. Smoked all day for 9 years then just quit cuz got bored of it. I feel it was a waste of time and money and opportunity but it never hurt me.

Just dont be a faggot hippy. Look amd act like udont smoke
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>>701516846
Addict spotted
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>>701513802
>he award for “Highest-Ever Recorded BAC (1.42%) for Someone Who Lived” goes to a sheep thief in South Africa. A story can’t get more country than that. According to the papers, the man was arrested driving a Mercedes-Benz Vito with a woman, five boys, and 15 sheep that had been stolen from various local farms.
>He was 32 times over the legal limit
must be a new son of Ermes or Ares.
an Hero!
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>>701516424

not if it's in my genes

>dont reproduce

but reproduction is also in my genes

>checkmate atheiests
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>>701516696
No, im not poor
Ex did
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>>701516788
How numb are they?
I've had my hands so numb I couldn't undo my pants to take a piss once, but that's just one time.
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>>701516780
then you must just be plain stupid....not inexperienced, to comment so ridiculously about something you are definitely clueless about...and your dumbass has almost 10 yrs on me
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>>701516780
Lucky you to never feel pain or make a mistake that snowballs. Are you jesus himself?
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>>701509579
> No social life
> Always broke
> Smoke weed
> Can't handle my liquor after a very low threshold.
> Can't stand the taste
> Get depressed when I drink
> Dislike blacking out
> Do acid

I could go on, but I'd like to hear everyone else's answers.
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>>701516939
>point of thread
You must be one of those people that goes onto specific YouTube videos only to complain about watching them.
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I need my livers.
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>>701517096
Most morning when wake up 3 fingers on each hand numb as fuck. Subsides after about 10 seconds once moving them.

If i sit on my leg or something on the couch doesnt take long at all to get it so bad.
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>>701517066
I always had money for alcohol, but I live in Ontario. Alcohol sales are controlled by the government here, so if you wake up shaking at 3 am and you're really sick you have to wait 7 hours for the lcbo to open and usually by that time I would be so sick I that they wouldn't sell me anything.
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>>701517022
Addiction in genes lulz
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>>701509579
I've been drinking almost every day for about a year,.. just recently it has gotten worse. i would drink 3 24oz malt liqueurs in the morning and pass out for 2-4 hours then drink 3 more of the same before bed. I rarely get any good rest anymore. i tried a day and a half of being sober but the detox was too much for me to handle so i gave in today only drank 2 though. im planning on quitting for a while I have milk thistle and omega-3 krill oil pills and stocked up on bottle water so its always available cold in my fridge. how do I stop
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>>701510849
Does that mean doctors and nurses would have to sterilize your wounds with peroxide or some alternative shit?
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>>701517316
Oh fuck. I thought that was normal.
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>>701517334
Explain Natives.
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>>701517334

no way that exists for populations not exposed to a neurotoxin for hundreds of years
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>>701517130
Correct sir. I am clueless as to how someone can knowingly destroy themselves.
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>>701509579

Drank all day everyday from 27 to 34.
Clean and sober for 3 years now.
Not here to preach, not here to judge, but you asked why.
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>>701509579
go to drive places and don't trust drunl me
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>>701517333
Oh fuck that they privatized that shit here. 2-6am no sales. Otherwise the gas station has it
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>>701517460
so stfu unless you have something of quality to share, nigger
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>>701517232
Just amazed at the circle jerk i saw here while casually strolling down b lane
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>>701517568
You sir, are a walking circle jerk
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>>701517460
The fact that you continue living proves that you are in fact clueless since everything you do, including existing is destroying you.

You are in fact clueless.
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>>701517333
Also what kind of a sick fuck refuses liquor to someone at 10am. Thats fucked bro, id drink mouthwash too
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>>701517401
Lol. I dont think its normal when it never happened before. As in...earlier in life.
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>>701517568
I like this circle jerk.
Come jerk me, Anon.
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>>701517657
kek
the image of that in my mind is too much.
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Well i'll leave this pile of sadness the way i found it. G'night tots.
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>>701517382
None of that bullshit will help u. Drink less every day til u drink zero. Dont drink to get drunk, drink to male the withdrawals go away.

Or just drink for 10-30 year like half us in here
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>that embarrassment of going to the gas station at 9am in cold sweats buying 9.9% beer because if you don't have it you become ill

>that look at the pretty girl cashiers face when she notices you do this every day...
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>>701517670
Try living in Arkansas, man.
No alcohol sales on Sundays.
Imagine my surprise going to the store for more booze and realizing what day it is...
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>>701517460
People who've never had addiction issues don't understand it at all. Addicts don't understand there own behaviour. The best way I can describe it is a form of subtle insanity. I never really know how I justify that first drink, and once I start I lose control pretty quickly. I have self-control in other aspects of my life. Just not with alcohol.
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>>701517499
Odd age to start.
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>>701516797
No shit, you are not suposed to take drugs everyday no matter if its alcohol or heroin. Natural selection will make the weak people disapear.
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>>701517960
it is useless to explain. probably like i don't know what its like being black
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>>701517460
Its a disease. Be thankful you dont have it.
>inb4 not real
Ask a doctor. Addicts are or become reprogrammed beyond physical addiction
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This thread is gonna make me start again. Shh

I mean,
Bump
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>>701517847
well i have read up on milk thistle helping the liver detox and even repair and reverse the damage if taken every day . Also omega 3's reduce liver inflammation. i just need vitamins and to reduce my alcohol intake and have a good diet. i think it will help
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>tfw drunk solely because you're depressed that you're an alcoholic
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>>701517988
I started drinking at 17. I became an alcoholic at 27 due to reasons.
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>>701518087
I'd imagine it would be like being white, but looking darker and blaming others for my lack of success.
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>>701518214
those god damned reasons.
always making people do things.
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>>701518029
you'd think alcoholism and drug addiction would have already phased us out...heh, it's part of the human diet....some of us get cancer, some diabeetus, some traps, some niggers, some ordained with blood belching vagoos
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>>701518191
Thats bullshit. Your liver is fine. Fuck even mine is after 10 years. Ur an addict or weak willed. No herb will help beyond placebo
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>>701518214
Different anon here
>reasons
Coul you sumarize them in ten words?
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>>701518191
But a good diet will make quitting easier.
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>>701518191
indeed anon...the digestive tract gets so very fuct.
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Ulcers. Fucking ulcers. I think I might be developing one. Won't be drinking again for a while, and when I do I'm going to start setting strict limits.
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>>701510333
I'm self detoxing. Everyday puking, haven't eaten in 3 days. Would love someone to talk to who's going through the same shit. [email protected] if you wanna chat.
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I am a recoverying alcoholic.

I haven't had a drink of alcohol in over 5 years.
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>>701518306
I agree. I think most of us here would of or continue to shit blood etc but somehow still wake up every day
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>>701518227
i reckon if that's your gig, play it.
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>>701518404
Would a drink set you over the edge?
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>>701518306
words of a true pleb
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>>701515745
>>701515815
Shit,
idk if ya'll still here but idc
im just drinkin goin 3 weeks strong just
getting olders a bitch nothin bad you know
just wanna feel good. hope everyone feelin
good. Hope everone finding something to
chill too. Cuz we all gonna make it no matter
what no matter how much we throw everything
away. We finding a way to be happy.
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>>701518404

No, you're no longer a "recovering" alcoholic. It's been five years, dude.
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>>701518603
Considering he obviously went to AA id say yes
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Because I started hrt and exercise and lost a fuckload of weight so now I can't handle alcohol at all and get super sleepy after two drinks :c
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>>701518284
>Im not a Junkie i swear, alcohol is legal see?
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>>701518401
i'll mail you when this headache fucks off.
which day was worst? 1, 2 or 3? i'm only on day 1 and can't stand the thought of it getting worse
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>>701518644
Herbal remedies are bullshit.
And i get my liver counts every six months. Not even high. One year of alcoholism wont damage your liver. It takes decades to hit end stage alcoholism and death which many itt are at
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>>701518673
and in the end, you're gunna die...just like a tea tote
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>>701518810
^5 you know the drill hehhee
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>>701518673
I like you.
Here is an art of me for you.
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>>701509579
Too much aftershock, not enough payout.
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>>701518834
shieet don't remind me, i like to think we can all live forever. Then again everything comes to an end huh?
>>701518957
shit man that's tight. Miss me some good ol' pokemon
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>>701518318
not without being more boring than I already have been
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>>701518812
you're in the danger zone until ya pass day three new guy....I've had seizures after no booze for three days...ymmv...I clipped out at work before i lost my job
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>>701519039
bro. alcoholism is hell... but being drunk is fucking GREAT
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>>701518603
I think all it would take is 1 mouthful of booze.
I never had any luck with AA, I did go a few times, but it was not for me. I stopped drinking on my own terms.
I will never touch another drop as long as I live.
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>>701519056
Let me hook you up with another masterpiece then, anon.
One for the road.
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>>701518781
>Because I started hrt
Are you gay or old?
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>>701519128
That's scary, man.
But it must feel great.
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>>701519096
am i gonna feel worse tomorrow then? fuck me, i don't know if i can do this. it's almost impossible to type i'm shaking so much
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>>701519056
I like to view it as; we are spiritual beings, having a human experience...this too shall pass eh
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>>701519193
Waaaaay worse. Taper or detox bro
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>>701519118
you're a member i see. I miss that warm buzzz..not even an opiate can touch that feeling
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>>701519153
mtf
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>>701518781

Just started HRT myself, I've never been an alcoholic in my life. Just the occasional beer every now and then. Cut alcohol out completely though.

Good luck, anon. <3
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>>701519186
>>701519186
It used to....
But I drank to self medicate depression. And sometimes I would cut myself. I have to scars for life :(
But the high of being sober has worn off, now I still suffer depression, and have to do it sober. its not easy. But I'll never drink again.
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Drinking is meh, and hangovers are lame
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>>701519128
I dont think ill ever have such will. Shame.
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>>701519128
aa makes me want to drink...so much pathetic
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>>701509579
I don't know if I am. I drink only once or twice a week. but I tend to drink 10-12 beers alone while I'm alone on the internet.
Sometimes it'll be 4 times in a week and sometimes I wont drink for a month.
But I drink without any reason.
Am I an alcoholic?
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>>701519193
eat a few baloney and cheese sandwiches i use mayo and pepper. cheap white bread. it gets you full and a bit of a carb load then take a nap. im serious it works to curb the shakes
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>>701519371

No, you're not an alcoholic.
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>tfw have like 100 '24 hour' chips
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>>701509579
Alcohol taste terrible and if you say otherwise you're lying
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I'm 19 and I've been drunk once. It wasn't something that made me feel better. So I dont see why I would need to be drunk all the time
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>>701519193
go to the er, get your 10-12 oxepams or whatever, do your ill, get over it....repeat until you're sick of repeating or die. simple enough
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>>701519371
Lol no alcoholics drink every day
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>>701509579
> I have a full time job
> I have a grillfriend who's pregnant
> Going to be a father with the next couple of weeks
> I've got responsibilities
> 8 months sober from binge drinking
> Only drink once or twice a month now
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Because she doest like me
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>>701519503
It tastes like freedom and love and life anon.
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>>701509579
Wouldn't be functional
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>>701519143
>>701519211
Heell Yeah.
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>>701519418
no pepper, even if you crave it! that shit will catch up...wait for a few day before spicy or greasy stuff jmo
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>>701519338
As long as you know you are strong enough to do so without such a terrible crutch.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13bkEASIp5s
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>>701519516
Kek
You summarize our existance so eloquently
>>
But we all are, here...
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>>701519503
i hated the taste..never stopped me..same with eating some pussy lol
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>>701519609
It taste like burning cough medicine and only people with deep mental health issues consume it
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>>701519640
I like you more now, anon.
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>>701511406

my second dui was .37 faggot
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>>701519788
Yummy ;)
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>tfw bicep muscles from lifting garbage bags which are always 90% glass
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>>701519776
Eating pussy taste like piss buy vodka is probably the worst thing I've ever tasted in my life
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>>701519516
dude,Ive been there,lived it, almost died from it. most people don't survive the kind of drinking extreme alkies put themselves through
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>>701519845
My ex blew a .45
Never known what my bac reaches. Dont want to know
>>
JOIN US. literally constant alcoholic threads on /ck/, there's always 1 there when you need support
>>>/ck/8023945
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>>701519918
Sober?
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>>701519808
fcuk data duck? lmao and dat hover shit. im done.
You..muthafucker that shit too funny hahaha
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>>701519939
holy shit, anon.
my dad blew a .45 too.
hopefully the .45 your ex blew was a different kind though.
just more reasons to drink.
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>>701519525
It'll all disappear if you're truly a practising alcoholic, for certain.
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>>701514949
black sabbath?
a drunk with good taste
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>>701519845
i think maybe there's a different measure used here in the uk, 116 is high as fuck, the drink drive limit is 35
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>>701520067
Actually was blood test at the hospital, no dui. They thought their machine was broken kek and did four tests.

Ironic i got her help and now 6 years later im an alqui
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>>701520034
you kno it bro.
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>>701519845
I've hit the emergency room a few times well over 0.5...that'd kill most of you kiddos
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>>701520076
:(
Hard to quit when youve already lost it all
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>>701512503
Me too but that doesn't slow me down

Pic related.
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>>701516424
i agree with you
and you probaly also realized that alot of the people that spends the time clicking the captcha are worthless alcohol addicted fail lifed motherfuckers who wrestles on /b/ sadness and sorrow gents
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>>701520304
how much do you need to drink to get to that level? would 3 litres of vodka do it? that's my 24hr record
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>>701520304 you're a fucking retard, that means your blood is 50% alcohol.
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>>701520206
lucky.
his was a Taurus ACP in the front yard.
drinking lead to it, and yet i still do it. we both have reasons not to, yet we still do.
weird.
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>>701520417
no, it doesnt. that would be motherfucking insane.
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>>701519900
cheap rot gut vodka, potter's. flieshmanns...no chaser/adulterants...the first is always like rubbing alcoholo>>701519918
>>701519918
lolololol fuck !
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>>701520417
No. It means half a percent as in .005 of your blood
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>>701520009
today, yes.
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>>701520117
Hell yea das a fuckin classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lVdMbUx1_k
>>701520253
why he dead he dead?
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>>701520417
go to school, people.
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>>701520076
Anything's possible, I still get the urge to walk to the liquor store everyday to get a bottle of rum. But then I remember why I don't want to be a waste of oxygen and suddenly the urge lessens.
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>>701520435
Yikes
I gave up on all hope but getting thru the day years ago
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>>701520578
hell yeah he ded.
these aren't me, but i capped em.
some interesting people out there to kek at.
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>>701520417


.5% = 5 parts per 1000. Still, not like that's something of which to be proud. Hopefully that shithead drinks himself to death before he breeds.
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>>701520504
No bro I know for a fact that the body can't survive when the blood is 50% alcohol
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>>701519984
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>>701520304
Maybe...just maybe...
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>>701512222
Dude - I get my dick wet, I have money in my pocket and I do what I want, when I want and I do it drunk off my ass.

I have, pretty much, the best life ever.
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>>701520760
Which is exactly what i said. Who are you trying to talk to? Shit, go have another drink /b/ro
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>>701520400
well, when your liver and kidneys start to shut down, the booze builds up in your system...on average, your body can process 1oz EtOH/hr...so it really depends on the person. I drank on auto-pilot for about 5 months averaging a liter to a handle a day..It fucked me up. Disabled, still fighting the good fight though.I would not reccomend
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>tfw weed is illegal
i could escape, but im not allowed
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>>701520417
No, retarded nigger, ).5 percent BAC blood alcohol content twipdick
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>>701519371
you're a loser
not an alcoholic
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>>701520895
>5 months
Binge drinker please
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>>701520707
ALways some freaky dudes to get us laughin'
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>>701520417
and no shit on proud...who the fuck said anything about being proud? go away trap
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>>701519503
Liquor tastes incredible when mixed or prepared correctly.
Straight liquor is not outstanding in enjoyment tho.
>>
404 imminent. COME HERE...
>>701519984
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>>701520629
right on /b/ro!
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>>701520716
Had kids prior to becoming a drunk, fuckwit.
>>
Kept it up for 2 hrs.

Good luck my detoxing bros
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>>701519521
>>701519436
Excellent. I'm just a loser who drinks on his own. Not sure which is worse
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>>701509579
My dad is
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>>701520999
you're a trap, so...things even out eh
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>>701521455
Well im a loser and an alcoholic so could be worse!
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>>701520835

You sound like a juggalo. Shut up
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>>701521087
i started heavily in o6' disabled in 2012
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>>701518214
I started drinking at 10 - 12 every now and then. Binging every few months until I was 16. Then started drinking when I was around maybe 23 a fair bit. Been drinking between 2 - 12 beers a night for the last 10-14 years. getting worse over the last 5 years, but I can still go 2 days without anything other than a shitty sleep.

Where does that put me? Basically I should fucking stop hey.
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>>701521566
Excellent. Thanks!
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>>701521177
adulterants containing sugar are a bad idea for the dedicated- water is your friend, always
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>>701521455
you not a loser you just trying your best like everyone else.
Fuck all the standards, we gon make it or we gon die
either way. We. Feelin. Good.
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