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I am nothing without pretend
I know my thoughts
Can't live with them
I am nothing without amend
I know my faults
But I can't hide them.
Kaybe likes to finger his ass.
Consider another line of work.
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Kaybe isn't here so can't defend himself.
wye oak eh
Kaybe also likes to smell his fingers after fingering his ass.
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Yes, Wye Oak.
that is an objectively shit poem anon, and a shit sculpture.
the second sculpture is a little better
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It's not a very effective insult if they're not here to receive it either.
it looks like it was a metal snake that melted or some shit
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I still keep my baby teeth
In the bedside table with my jewelry
You still sleep in the bed with me,
My jewelry and my baby teeth.
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It's also not really an insult, but more an accusation.

A metal snake?
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Anons are the worst.
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You're the best, so there!
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ur creepy n rapey
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kek ok i laughed

i went to the store today
without you
out the front door
i doubt you
remember that time i broke down
trying to leave the house
you left
skipped town
now it's just me
and the famous grouse
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I don't need another friend
When most of them
I can barely keep up with
Perfectly able to hold my own hand,
but I still can't kiss my own neck.
i died again
under my bed
bled the pain
out of my head
down the drain
velvet red
i wish you'd died instead
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I wanted to give you everything
but I still stand in awe of superficial things
I wanted to love you like my mother's mother's mothers did

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orange is my breakfast,
left to rot for 80 days.
fermentation station.
i know nothing ygritte,
bridge it.
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Fool are you circlejerking song lyrics with an anon?

Also I recently found out that one of the bands I like is actually a christian metal band. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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Why feel anything at all?
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not sure if herm or what

idk, it was just an unexpected surprised
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Cant you post something besides your... dickheads?
wait is sculptanon just giving me reheated leftovers? all my shit is origanoll works of art. my intellectual property copyright 2016
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I just assume he was assfucked so many times his butthole now extends well beyond his taint.
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Why is everything a penis to you?

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tfw you're such a sissy that your scrote becomes a literal boy pussy
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You're probably nowhere near as cute as the blue dragon.
You're also probably fat.
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Why are all your sculptures so penis looking?
Some people dont deserve it. Better off cut off.
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Is your penis deformed? These don't look like any penises I've seen.
I wish I was big and strong, but alas I'm smol and thin.
Won't you be my big shiny white draggy knight?
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>when you do molly and watch cartoons.


No, you dont meet my high standards.
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You should probably chop it off and become a woman then.
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you know that meth is significantly safer right? that shit turns people skitzo when used twice a week
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I dont have any contacts I cant get some meth from.
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Meth is cheap. You shouldn't do cheap drugs.
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I like uppers
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Nah, you gotta relax. Boot some horse and take a nap.
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I cant relax, because whenever I sit around I think about sex, and then I get pissed because I know I cant get sex.
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You need to chill out.
Nah, no.
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Who are you?
I am not a robot btw
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If you need to announce you're not a robot... you're probably a robot.
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I am me.
Hello, who am I then?
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>buy why is the peanutbutter present in this particular piece of art?? >:)
He tricked the white dog with peanutbutter and now he raped him.

damn that's deep, almost makes you think

>posts easter-island sculpture
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wtf I hate easter-island now
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the beginning of this thread is so painful to read through
On a scale from 1 to 10 how painful was it?
like a 5 until i learned everything that was being posted was OC, then it escalated to a 9.
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XL dragon dildo
I see. So how've you been this fine morning
Those shouldn't exist
can't complain, i have some muffins baking right now so i'll be having breakfast soon
it's very nice outside so i'll probably laze around on the beach today
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That all sounds rather nice
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aw yis life is good
For when you never wanna poop properly again.
I haven't been to the beach in I think 14 years.
It disgusts me that some people can even use them
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Last time I was at a beach is when I lived in Maryland. After that I've been living in landlocked states. I don't yearn for it enough to travel to a beach for the sake of being there
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Ive never had anything up my butt, am I pure in your eyes?
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lol ur loss
I honestly wouldn't know what to do with myself if I went.
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going to the beach is always more fun if you bring people you like
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What if you dont like anyone?
Okay, in the hypothetical I gather up some of my friends. Then what do we do?
Will you be pure forever?
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I was going to add that bit, but I had to finish up a game.
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and then, the autist derailer appears and ruins threads.
I only ruin threads because you say I do.
What game?
I'm not fucking my best friends. I see them as my brothers
R6 Siege
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well i don't know. just do beachy things. bring floaties and just hang out. bring a ball and play volleyball idk
I always wonder why demos comes here. This place really seems far below his person.
Well I'm out I got shit to do
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Hey you out there in the cold
Getting lonely getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?
Hey you don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight
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because i like losers
Pretty sure you said you dont like me.
Hey you out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Hey you with you ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out
Would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, I'm coming home
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you have your moments
specifically when you're not moping.
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But it was only fantasy
The wall was too high
As you can see
No matter how he tried
He could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain
What is the best thing you like about me then?
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Hey you, out there on the road
Always doing what you're told
Can you help me?
Hey you, out there beyond the wall
Breaking bottles in the hall
Can you help me?
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall
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The grass was greener
The light was brighter
The taste was sweeter
The nights of wonder
With friends surrounded
The dawn mist glowing
The water flowing
The endless river
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when you're in a good mood you're really pleasant to be around and i enjoy it
positivity attracts
Thats a little broad, innit?
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i don't really know you, nibi.
Would you really want to.
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barry could probably do a better job at this than me.i'm really bad at telling anyone what i like about them, even people i really like.
I was asking of your opinions specifically, I always know barry has dirty thoughts about me.
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