I am nothing without pretend
I know my thoughts
Can't live with them
I am nothing without amend
I know my faults
But I can't hide them.
Kaybe likes to finger his ass.
>>701506723
Consider another line of work.
>>701506892
Kaybe isn't here so can't defend himself.
wye oak eh
Kaybe also likes to smell his fingers after fingering his ass.
>>701507035
Yes, Wye Oak.
>>701506723
that is an objectively shit poem anon, and a shit sculpture.
the second sculpture is a little better
>2/art
>>701506985
It's not a very effective insult if they're not here to receive it either.
>>701506723
it looks like it was a metal snake that melted or some shit
>>701507217
I still keep my baby teeth
In the bedside table with my jewelry
You still sleep in the bed with me,
My jewelry and my baby teeth.
>>701507224
It's also not really an insult, but more an accusation.
>>701507346
A metal snake?
Anons are the worst.
>>701507715
Yea...
Well...
You're the best, so there!
>>701507865
ur creepy n rapey
>>701508142
>>701507350
kek ok i laughed
i went to the store today
without you
out the front door
i doubt you
remember that time i broke down
trying to leave the house
you left
skipped town
now it's just me
and the famous grouse
>>701508497
I don't need another friend
When most of them
I can barely keep up with
Perfectly able to hold my own hand,
but I still can't kiss my own neck.
>>701508589
i died again
under my bed
bled the pain
out of my head
down the drain
velvet red
i wish you'd died instead
>>701508789
I wanted to give you everything
but I still stand in awe of superficial things
I wanted to love you like my mother's mother's mothers did
Civilian.
Civilian.
>>701508878
orange is my breakfast,
left to rot for 80 days.
bubbling.
brewing.
stewing.
fermentation station.
i know nothing ygritte,
bridge it.
Fool are you circlejerking song lyrics with an anon?
Also I recently found out that one of the bands I like is actually a christian metal band. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
>>701509556
Why feel anything at all?
>>701509603
not sure if herm or what
>>701509664
idk, it was just an unexpected surprised
Cant you post something besides your... dickheads?
>>701509556
wait is sculptanon just giving me reheated leftovers? all my shit is origanoll works of art. my intellectual property copyright 2016
>>701509793
>>701509765
I just assume he was assfucked so many times his butthole now extends well beyond his taint.
>>701509793
Why is everything a penis to you?
>>701509765
So?
>>701509872
tfw you're such a sissy that your scrote becomes a literal boy pussy
>>701509855
You're probably nowhere near as cute as the blue dragon.
You're also probably fat.
>>701509976
Why are all your sculptures so penis looking?
>>701509993
Some people dont deserve it. Better off cut off.
>>701506723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBHrIbqze0
>>701510258
Is your penis deformed? These don't look like any penises I've seen.
>>701510073
I wish I was big and strong, but alas I'm smol and thin.
Won't you be my big shiny white draggy knight?
>>701510421
>when you do molly and watch cartoons.
>>701510503
Yes
>>701510520
No, you dont meet my high standards.
>>701510794
You should probably chop it off and become a woman then.
>>701510903
ok
>>701510794
>molly
you know that meth is significantly safer right? that shit turns people skitzo when used twice a week
>>701511130
I dont have any contacts I cant get some meth from.
Meth is cheap. You shouldn't do cheap drugs.
I like uppers
Nah, you gotta relax. Boot some horse and take a nap.
I cant relax, because whenever I sit around I think about sex, and then I get pissed because I know I cant get sex.
You need to chill out.
Nah, no.
>>701513497
Who are you?
I am not a robot btw
If you need to announce you're not a robot... you're probably a robot.
>>701513733
I am me.
>>701513860
Hello, who am I then?
>>701509716
>buy why is the peanutbutter present in this particular piece of art?? >:)
>>701513991
He tricked the white dog with peanutbutter and now he raped him.
>>701514108
damn that's deep, almost makes you think
>posts easter-island sculpture
>>701514185
wtf I hate easter-island now
the beginning of this thread is so painful to read through
>>701515406
On a scale from 1 to 10 how painful was it?
>>701515715
like a 5 until i learned everything that was being posted was OC, then it escalated to a 9.
>>701515715
XL dragon dildo
>>701515801
I see. So how've you been this fine morning
>>701515869
Those shouldn't exist
>>701516045
can't complain, i have some muffins baking right now so i'll be having breakfast soon
it's very nice outside so i'll probably laze around on the beach today
>>701516243
That all sounds rather nice
>>701516471
aw yis life is good
>>701516045
For when you never wanna poop properly again.
>>701517046
I haven't been to the beach in I think 14 years.
>>701517282
It disgusts me that some people can even use them
>>701517452
why
>>701517587
Last time I was at a beach is when I lived in Maryland. After that I've been living in landlocked states. I don't yearn for it enough to travel to a beach for the sake of being there
>>701517452
Ive never had anything up my butt, am I pure in your eyes?
>>701517769
lol ur loss
>>701517790
Yes
>>701517865
I honestly wouldn't know what to do with myself if I went.
>>701518219
going to the beach is always more fun if you bring people you like
>>701518219
yey
What if you dont like anyone?
>>701518314
Okay, in the hypothetical I gather up some of my friends. Then what do we do?
>>701518353
Will you be pure forever?
>>701518947
I was going to add that bit, but I had to finish up a game.
>>701518947
fuck
>>701519086
and then, the autist derailer appears and ruins threads.
>>701519247
I only ruin threads because you say I do.
>>701519082
What game?
>>701519086
I'm not fucking my best friends. I see them as my brothers
>>701519326
R6 Siege
>>701519326
well i don't know. just do beachy things. bring floaties and just hang out. bring a ball and play volleyball idk
I always wonder why demos comes here. This place really seems far below his person.
>>701519411
>>701519560
Well I'm out I got shit to do
Hey you out there in the cold
Getting lonely getting old
Can you feel me?
Hey you standing in the aisles
With itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?
Hey you don't help them to bury the light
Don't give in without a fight
because i like losers
Pretty sure you said you dont like me.
Hey you out there on your own
Sitting naked by the phone
Would you touch me?
Hey you with you ear against the wall
Waiting for someone to call out
Would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stone?
Open your heart, I'm coming home
you have your moments
specifically when you're not moping.
But it was only fantasy
The wall was too high
As you can see
No matter how he tried
He could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain
What is the best thing you like about me then?
Hey you, out there on the road
Always doing what you're told
Can you help me?
Hey you, out there beyond the wall
Breaking bottles in the hall
Can you help me?
Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all
Together we stand, divided we fall
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
>>701520246
The grass was greener
The light was brighter
The taste was sweeter
The nights of wonder
With friends surrounded
The dawn mist glowing
The water flowing
The endless river
idunno
when you're in a good mood you're really pleasant to be around and i enjoy it
positivity attracts
Thats a little broad, innit?
i don't really know you, nibi.
Would you really want to.
dunno
barry could probably do a better job at this than me.i'm really bad at telling anyone what i like about them, even people i really like.
I was asking of your opinions specifically, I always know barry has dirty thoughts about me.