Poorly describe a video game and other anons will try to guess the game.
>You play as a dragon
>you go from level to level collecting treasure
>Dragonfly follows you around
>You have to free the other dragons
>am a hand
>Man penetrates sexy electronic thing.
>Aliens face fuck scientist.
>trip ballz on lsd or some shit and enter alien world.
>You meet your dad or some shit in Train and ask you to fuck or die.
>Dude walks into a village. (hes looking for some cheese pizza bitch)
>Cult members try n cut his fuckin head off wit chainsaw.
>Finds the blonde bitch, turns out shes annoying, fuck her leave her in trash bin.
- upgrade weapons with blood
- find fire ring in the mouth of a severed head which is in a washing machine
- more of you should've played it cause the story was fucking excellent
>Masks give you super powers
>Saving 'merica from those crazy ruskies because they've taken over Hawaii
>Ending is completely unrelated to the rest of the storyline and is basically "BLOW UP FUCKING EVERYTHING"
>you´re an ordinary cop sent on a rescue mission
>your rival is fucked up military and trying to stop you
>you´re on a mission in another country outside of your jurisdiction
>you can jump through ground level windows
>you can´t jump over hip high fences
>when you shoot people in the face, they sometimes turn to alien tentacles
>then you have to shoot them again
>the person you rescued gets recaptured more than princess peach
ok I got this
>holy shit how many arms
>hulk but not green
>family ded as fuck
>literally kicked out of heaven
>kratos without swords and shit
>did I mention anger?
>Warped to planet
>travel around world to find a rock
>Mean people, planet blows up
>girl is suddenly alien
>60+ fucking endings
Bonus hint: Dub has attack where character says "tear them to pieces"