YLYL? YLYL. Extreme difficulty activated.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL? YLYL.
Extreme difficulty activated.
>>701491487
This actually made a little sad :'(
>>701491487
She really was way hot.
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>701492198
OK made me kek.
Kids are funny
>>701492370
it hasn't happened yet you dumb shit
>>701492370
That's a hot pasta familia, I'm sure it'll bait some banana posters
>>701492073
Hero
>>701492370
Can I download your post pls?
>>701492768
who are you and why are you not on reddit with your people?
>>701492887
Hey look man, I'm just scrolling through my folder, I'm not actually looking at what I post
Hi judging from the posts in this thread I can say you're all from Facebook too.
Hi guys how y'all doing. 4chan is cool right. Anonymity is sooo cool.
I'll also post pics from Facebook.
XDD ;))
>>701493080
question is why you download stupid gif in first place
I mean, I guess since I'm the only one posting, I can just post whatever I want
>>701493799
christ someone put that thing out of its misery, do those things even know what is going on?????
>>701493809
Man, you're the one getting all butt hurt in a YLYL thread. These are SUPPOSED to be cancer
>>701494035
oh trust me, if i didnt have cancer before, i do now
>>701494199
So join in or something, and stop whining
>>701493867
This kind of saddens me. It's a bunch of actually peaceful Muslims holding hands before a bomb goes off. It's the fucking fundies that ruin everything.
>>701494118
That dick escaping wtf
>>701494445
nah all muslims must die
>>701493613
kek
>>701494333
oh i dont have any folders, i download anything and computer explode, shitpost all i can do
>>701494445
yeah. They're not all bad, but... This is what happens to discourage progress
>>701494010
>do those things even know what is going on?????
no
>>701493613
lost
>>701494726
Explain?
>>701494445
>a bunch of actually peaceful Muslims
If it wasn't for those hypocrites who call themselves muslims, islam would be banned from all the civilized countries
>>701494935
Autism
>>701491487
As an American, this triggers me.
>>701494935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKh7sHML-V4
>>701495022
It was the lizard people bro, they killed Abraham Lincoln, JFK, and tried to kill Ronald Reagan
>>701494935
>>701495166
it's a fucking vegetable
libtard would still think she's so smart that she doesn't have the need to show it, tho
>>701494210
tf just happened?
>>701493867
''How it fells to chew 5 gum''
>>701492073
That right there made me proud.
>>701494333
>triple checked
>>701492073
ive never lost so ffucking hard before
>>701495001
this
>>701495731
Why there is ketchup (or is that a blood!) on that balloon? wtf!.
The captcha warning me about this thread
>>701496087
___meme
>>701493613
newfag here someone explain
>>701494935
Hard to notice something without a brain
>>701495347
trump
I don't know how to watch webms. Ive been on this site 6 years and I just never could get them to work.
>>701496233
There are literally instructions nigger it's not hard
>>701491487
ikr
dat asss
>>701496087
Caveman THIS!
>>701496326
You on mobile? That's why
If not, just click on em
>>701496087
combine meme
>>701496450
Yeah fam.
>>701496376
I laughed so hard, is there a full video ?
>>701494210
That's the reason for safety belts
>>701496233
Basically checkum
Is the delete system 32 thing a myth or some sort of creepypasta?
>>701493311
People are so unoriginal, jfc
>>701496450
Caveman THIS
>>701491487
Listen kid, have some fucking respect. That man was the motherfucking president of the U S OF A. That's United State of America if you're too young to figure it out. When I was your age, my parents would beat me if I said anything bad about the president, no matter what fucking party he was from. He's the president. And that's a positition that DEMANDS respect, if you can't do that, then get the FUCK out of my America. Fucking Millennials, you think you can do whatever the hell you want and have absolutely no consequences, WELL NEWS FLASH, this is the real world kiddo, and you need to grow the fuck up. Can't do that? Well then fuck off. Go to Canada, Mexico, or hell, Africa, and miss all of the freedoms you'd have here, because guess what? You don't deserve them. So fucking grow up, respect your elders, respect the president, and grow a fucking pair, you snot nosed little shit? You hear me?
You don't deserve America. And it sure as hell deserves better than you.
>>701496326
Faggot iPhone user detected. Go suck on Steve Jobs desiccated cock and his ghost might give you webm support
>>701495793
sauce?
>>701496604
he was also a jew, arguement INVALID
>>701495948
nerve gas?
>>701496613
Actually itz blackberry :)
>>701494333
Probably his ex
>>701493080
what fucking part of this:YLYL? YLYL.
Extreme difficulty activated. is so difficult for you to comprehend faggit?
>>701496376
>>701496520
aussie fag here not funny. thats a baby joey not even fullly developed. its like fighting a baby bulldog. i am rustled
>>701496674
Even worse. Get a real phone.
>>701496604
If this was a copypasta, well placed, and perfectly timed.
If not, and you typed that, hats off to you sir, I don't see that kind of fervor often
Wanna read an EEnE creepypasta I wrote?
>>701493799
What if he hit the things head on the bottom of the table?
I want to see that outtake.
>>701496794
Am not an Aussie, but can confirm--maximum rustle. Just beating up an animal like that is a little wrenching. Fuck that guy and Fuck all the other people that do that.
>>701494035
cool vid tho
>>701496794
faggot
>>701496890
Maximum cringe reached
>>701496890
Yes anon please. I will post my 5 inch erect asian cock afterwards if you wish
>>701496838
Playbook tablet actually
>>701495001
Thissy this!
It's the world's largest, most dangerous hate group in history, yet we can't even call it that without some brainless SJW calling us racists.
>>701493311
are you the same faggot that posts these cringy slavaboo comics on /k/?
>>701496890
Post it anon
Ed Edd n Eddy Darker Days
Part 1
The day started like no other day, it was a beautiful day in the peach creek cul de sac in Peach Creek, Washington, just near Seattle and Seattle being close to the border and to Vancouver whick AKA cartoon studios is located which was the company that made the show. This is NOT A LOST EPISODE Creepypasta, this is simply something that happened in the EEnE universe. Eddy was in his room on his bed, he was wearing Zebra striped pyjamas, think of it like Too Cool's entrance and fighting attire from Wrestlemania 2000 (16) that happened April 2nd 2000 in Anaheim. Eddy stretched and yawned and scratched in peculiar places, "man, what a good sleep" said Eddy, "I'm gonna go shower mom!" he shouted. Eddy goes into the washroom and strips to his underwear, he brushes his teeth and gargles mouthwash. He puts shaving cream on his head and shaves it off, "dang, i look good" he says in his famous growly and gravely voice. He hops in the shower and turns on the water, after 20 minutes of showerin' May Kanker breaks the door down with an axe and flushes a toilet. "get that peepee nice and ready Eddy!" she yells, "Oh god no!" says Eddy. May jumps into the shower with a pair of pliers and begins to rip his pubic hair out piece by piece. Blood, very red blood spills out and his entrails soon follow.
>>701496490
What the fuck
>>701496592
Are you autistic?
>>701497096
Don't go on /k/. only have that one comic
Part 2 of 4
Double D is in his room creating one of his wacky dacky inventions for scams and jawbreakers and the possibility of being accepted by the cool kids. "oh my, the smell of leather is quite invigorating" says the brainiac, all of a sudden, his shelf breaks and all of his shit falls on his head. Bowling ball, microscope, and a water purator is one of the many things to fall on that head of his. When he woke up he was in the hospital next to a bloody Eddy with bandages all over his groin and pelvic area. "ohhh" groaned Eddy, "duhhh" groaned Edd. Double D had many bandages on his head with a splash of blood and brain fluids giving them a nice accent of gore. "I run and eat bugs" said double d slurring his words. "huh? Whadya talkin' about sockhead?" Eddy replied. "Joke's on you, my butt has a pimple!HAHAHA!" "Double D, yer freakin' me out! "Icing on the cake is skin on the Turkey"
Eddy, being freaked out, jumped out of bed, took out his IV, and jumped out a window. Glass shards sliced his wounds open and his scrotum was bleeding profusely. "Y'ouch!" he screamed, Double D was in bed still, he pissed himself and was watching a parody of care bears called friendly furries. "what's going through my ears? Evil space monkeys from New Orleans! My favorite movie. A bug in a rug is as snug as a... uhh.. Cow!" Double D, once smart and sophisticated, has now become retarded and useless. Forshame these unforseen circumstances, it has truly been darker days.
>>701495022
go back to Tumblr you fucking kys>>701495022
>>701493206
What does that even do ???
>>701495347
an indigo child lololol
>>701496604
Kill yourself
>>701496376
yeah i did that, still didnt get it.. guess im to niggery to get it
Part 3 of 4
One year later, Double D was still in the same bed in the same piss and poop stained sheets, Eddy comically disapered to Hollywood to become an actor, dispite the disability of his groin, he still wanted to be famous. The Kankers were taken away by child services after their mom's new boyfriend, Tyrone, was accused of molesting her daughters. He slipped his hand down their pants and fingered their pussies. He then fucked their tight preteen white trash pussies with his big black n*gger dick fresh from Ferguson, Missouri. He got snitched on by Jonny who was watching with plank. Kevin was camping with Nazz and they got lost and attacked by a grizzly. All they found was his red hat with blood on it. Rolf is still farming and working hard, he soon become a trucker at age 14 since he had a full beard by then.
Ed, sweet Ed, moved to Tennessee and missed all of his friends. He was to visit Double D but he got distracted by a beetle who he thought was a big bad beetleborg and ran after it. Double D had gotten fat. His orange shirt no longer fit him so he wore a slighty lighter orange shirt. His famous hat was ripped and you could finally see his head.
>>701497331
It squirts the IV'd blood you fuckign dindu
>>701493206
What the FUCK is this
>>701497331
Oh, you know
>>701496794
>>701496911
What a couple of faggots. Ever seen boxing?
I'm not into gratuitous animal torture, but get a grip on your jimmies.
>>701494210
Party hard
Hope you enjoyed, part 4 of 4
A lobster from planet neptune was controlling his thoughts and actions the entire time. "green is mean, brown is mellow, yellow flush it down! "hats are fat, but that causes stretchmarks ?" he said stupidly. He tried doing a science experiment but sneezed on it and called it complete. He tried reading a fancy book but got stuck at the word Banana. Double D was happy no matter what, he was a lovable oaf, he has become the new Ed. He took his birth certificate, burned it, and declared himself as Memphis Ed the Medicine man. He used syringes to kill his victims.
His first victim was Jimmy, he stabbed out his eyes with medicine and said "wheres god now faggot?" he then awooed and already shit himself. He ran on all fours with his medicine weapons and his lobster not too far behind. America was never the same, Memphis Ed Medicine Man went down in history as the world's most dangerous serial killer. He is still on the loose and YOU could be next! Truly, Americans are experiencing darker days.
>>701496944
Now post asian cock
>>701496592
it acualy a conspiricy theroy taht prov trump is based god.. fucking stupid nigger get the fuck off the internet.
>>701494655
kek
>>701497210
Did she diabetes?
>>701491487
Yeah but have you seen a 1970's playboy....the hair...and that is way after that event
>>701497473
Dude my friend had a phobia of dolphins because they're rapists and his ex would purposefully piss him off by swimming with them
>>701496592
>8/28/16(Sun)02:32:48 No.701495402â–¶
>>>70149386
hey asshole, don't knock the free upgrade until you try it
>>701494800
>that file name
>>701497581
I LIED HAHAHAHAHA
>>701491487
This picture is fake and gay the JFK memorial is in the background. It was taken some years later
>>701497618
Nah, the ginger just got her soul. She's a zomb now
>>701493206
Ehat is this and where can I get the blueprints
>>701493613
>Anonymous
you fucked up the file name
>>701497113
>>701497238
>>701497409
>>701497531
Actually a pretty good story
>>701496592
No, it actually makes your PC faster, but only on windows.
If you have linux you'll have to use "sudo rm -rf /*"
>>701492261
Fuck lost hard
>>701493311
Piss-poor rip-off
>>701497778
nice trips
>>701497672
That's kinda fucked up. But it woulda been ironic if she got raped
>>701496666
quads! yes, nerve gas
>>701497743
Huh. It's like you didn't even try.
>>701497728
Whatever, i'm fapping to this that someone posted anyways....>>701497778
>>701497210
Damn ginger stole her soul.
>>701497768
top kek m8
>>701493799
What are those things like when they grow up?
>>701497865
Is that Condaleeza Rice?
>>701497210
Could be bad breath
>>701497210
OMG GINGER GUY IS ROGUE
>>701497893
Dunno what you want from me. It's too late for this shit
>>701497947
"Hmmm what's goin on here, hey this is weird this stuff smells like Carl-o-o-Ohhhh no NO! IVE MADE A MISTAKE."
>>701495948
>>701493867
this is sad as fuck. noone will remember the hundreds of peacefull muslims doing the rally, they will only remember the one fucked in the head muslim that bombed the place.
Prepare to lose
>>701497934
No one is that retarded... Please let there be hope.
>>701497978
They don't lol
>>701497978
artwork/pet . my understanding is their life expectancy is rather short/limited
>>701497978
Guarantee they don't live that long
>>701498061
lost
>>701498077
Judging between this and that creepypasta this might as well be a cringe thread.
>>701498082
The floor one isn't a bombing. Just a faulty building
But i agree with you
>>701492261
I miss old cracked
>>701498082
I think that's the idea behind "TERROR" faggit.
>>701495731
lost
>>701496872
That male lion microaggressed the shit out of that female lion.
>"female lions deserve equal pay"
fuckin kek
>>701492527
Lost
>>701494655
>>701497978
/x/ posters
>>701494210
This guy I knew from high school died in an Asian tour bus crash.
>>701498110
they just have a bewildered, wtf are you looking at look on their face
>>701496666
Checked motherfucker
>>701498258
I only found cracked in 2012, so I never saw it
>>701497210
Holy fuck! The myth was true all along!
Also, sauce.
>>701492073
This is how you survive a horror movie
>>701496159
>>701496794
>>701496794
>>701497768
>>701498353
Why would he voluntarily be a part of an Asian tour bus crash
>>701498385
Whats with the sarcastic face ya stupid cuntmuffin?
>>701496061
lost
>>701493206
>pasta familia, I'm sure it'll bait some ba
some human-centi-dildo
>>701494010
> "oh em gee Sharelle, your daughter is sooo cutee!!!"
> "Thanks Laquisha, she's the most beautiful thing in the world isnt she?"
bcuz these parents are delusional
>>701497856
New fag, doesn't know trips
>>701498537
Well how's your first year here treating you?
>>701498082
>peaceful muslims
doing their jihads prayers that everyone non-muslim would die horrible deaths
sure
>>701497672
Your friend was getting cucked by an aquatic mammal, that's a new low.
>>701493206
thats fucking horrifying
>>701492198
>that pussy
>>701498625
I'll be honest with ya man. I have no idea what you just said
>>701498334
off by 100 you fuckin retard
Guys I think I win wtf?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RZXcysU-sY8
Also check em
>>701498643
You've grown up anon. Making a new bait by taking the bait in order to bait people into telling you that it's bait.
>>701498728
Texas is such a hick shithole
>>701498082
>hundreds of peacefull muslims doing the rally, they will only remember the one fucked in the head muslim that bombed the place.
So do ya' think muslims should do something about that?
>>701498722
if they were praying for that they wouldnt have been bombed. retard.
>>701498792
101 you fucking retard
>>701498712
Ive been on this site since the old school Nip imageboards back in 96 cuck
telegram.me/laughlose
official ylyl telegram group
no bananas allowed
>>701498110
At least thats one positive
The only positive
>>701498770
ikr
>fresh af
>>701493867
"i hope they explode"
and they did
nice
>>701498843
>retard
>defending Muslims
guess what
>>701498836
they do, i.e. hold rallys to show their peacefull. they cant controll the western medias obsession with villifying them cause thats what sells.
>>701498887
was talking about the post he quoted fucking retard
>>701498077
gb2 reddit fag
>>701494118
>If you eat too many gluten your cock will crawl off
>>701498852
his stare will help you
>>701498386
What the fuck is going on here???
>>701498834
Suck my left nut cucklord.
>>701492370
You shut your fucking mouth you fucking faggot. Maybe this shit would have been funny years ago but that time has long passed. Get off my /b/ you horrendous faggot and commit suicide. You offer nothing to this site and this world so why don't you just end it? You probably typed that out with your Cheetos covered fingers, stroking your neck beard while you consider what to write next, all while you grin as if what you're doing is clever. This thread is going to die along with your shit post so that little feeling of happiness you get pressing that post button is going to fade you faggot. You'll realize you're back in your depressing rut of a life that is waking up, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, being retarded, jerking off, eating, getting on /b/, jerking off, eating, sleeping, and repeat. Your parents probably raised you hoping you'd turn out to something important and helpful to society but here you are, a filthy neckbeard, with nothing better to contribute to society but typing out stupid shit on an anonymous image board. Seriously just end it, you make me as well as everyone else around you sick.
>>701498893
i loved doing that
>>701498953
Now try "I hope I find money in my ass"
>>701496675
underrated
>>>701494655
youre the retard
>>701498984
wholey fuck seriously?
>>701497124
some idiot went for a head shot.
it's a fairly common accurance, the rifle round deflects off the skull and rips the lower jaw off.
>>701498961
i would suggesting leaving 4chan for a bit to formulate your own opinions, bloody american hate filled neckbeard. i like the picture as well, if anyone is to blame for the current crisis in the middle east its him and his father before him.
>>701498965
>western medias obsession with villifying
ok mate
>>701499145
I bet you posted
>>701498077
Fucking faggot mcfaggotface
>>701499012
Won't change that garbage tier state.
Fap break
>>701493799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8
Go to 10 seconds and play this with it.
>>701498367
What the fuck are you even trying to say
>>701498997
To date, this is still the best nerve gas video on the internet.
>>701496890
Yes i want to do read on crapypastasaise pls
>>701499225
Mind = blown
>>701498997
Clearly nerve gas
>>701499232
no, i did..
>>701499007
Kid was a failure who didnt want to do anything with his life, so his dad said to either do something or just kill himself.
Snap an hero decission
>>701499314
The strongest nerve gas I've seen
>>701499234
Not much I'd like to change tbh. Except for the nig nogs shooting each other.
What do you want changed Jaden?
>>701492887
A mom on Facebook would find this funny. You seem like someone who has no clue what people irl are.
>>701499283
whatever the fuck i want you stupid nig
>>701499463
Which pokemon is this?
>>701493799
seth mcfarlane has really gone out on a limb with this joke
>>701499420
as i watched this:
>fucking run man
>why are you still standing there
>GODDAMNIT RUNN
>>701499470
And what about the dinosaur dance they did after that?
>>701494210
>when he plays cheeki breeki hard bass
>>701499420
How disarming.
This a rektd thread now?
>>701499506
>implying
>>701499271
source plox
>>701499485
Eliminate the hicks
>>701496233
The game
>>701496326
Go kill urself iPhone gay nigger i m on my android fucking bitchies getting money watching wembs go kill urself
>>701499608
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE FAGGOT
>>701499614
They're chinks, its how they cry
>>701499677
OC
>>701499704
FUCK YOU MAN
>>701499470
Making up your own story is more fun though
>Dad: Son, this is our last bullet. We will be overrun by the vegans soon. I'm going to use it to kill at least one of those fuckers
>Son: I can't take it! *PaP!
>dad: YOU FUCKER, I'm so mad I'm gonna roll around on the floor
>>701499012
so.
anyone know the soft tissue damage capabilities of det cord...and is is sufficient to of liquefied their brained on detonation.
because as far as isis execution goes...det cord decapitation, if instant brain destruction might be one of the better ways to go...
>>701496145
kek
>>701499482
Whats that nervegas¿
>>701493867
Yeah you know it was christians who did it, right?
>>701499759
Moar... they're shitty but it's A E S T H E T I C S shitty to the point that it's good
>>701496604
Fucking awesome speech, you fat 'Murican piece of shit.
Éèêëþýÿùúûü
>>701499636
I mean, that's what I've been posting. Everyone else seems to like it
>>701494445
>>701498082
When 4chan has more commen sense than facebookfags... -.-
>>701497378
China edition
>>701499203
I bet you support your country accepting refugees too. How scandalous.
I am a hate-filled American, I'll give you that. I'll also continue enjoying the ISIS cell groups systematically destroying every other country from the inside out, and discourage the idea of facilitating it on my own turf.
Not that being against it will stop it, hell, they're already here. Just hope they wipe the idiots like you out before me. I'll enjoy the solidarity of my home, my guns and my ammo till then.
Later bb doll.
>>701499853
>>701499721
I have both phones and no trouble playing webms you fucking retarded child. Go to bed.
>>701498997
Electrocute?
>>701498082
> peaceful mudslimes
lost
>>701498997
Looks more like they were electrocuted. You see sparks fly on one persons show when the pole hits the corner right before they get knocked out.
>>701500000
Nice dubs
>>701493206
would love to shoot up my school with that
>>701499012
Muslims should be erased from the world
>>701500000
nice sextuples, I'm going to sleep now.
>>701499987
lmbo, coward
>>701500055
Read file name friend. You can see the grenades come in, and then start to smoke
>>701496490
in that way cow can produce more milk, cuz they cannot lose energy by muuuuuuuuuuuuuing and making sound
>>701499993
I jerk off to this artistry
>>701500000
Well shit
>>701494210
tits in 018.
Look carefully.
>>701500154
Says the man behind his computer. Nothing cowardice about waiting for you attacker to attack before you kill him.
Or are you 12?
>>701500143
Probably for the best since you can't count yo. Night tho
>>701498371
Lost at the file name m8
>>701500197
>>701495713
Mr not a synth made me smile
>>701493311
>slavaboo
Stop makin up works you cumrag
>>701500000
Hey put those away
