Hey /b/
Found this old sword in the garage. Still sharp. Trips decides what I do.
>>701482965
Yo careful with that. Make sure not to let any Japanese gardeners into your house. I've seen this shit in an episode of the Twilight Zone.
Make biscuits using only using the sword as a utensil
>>701483179
roll
>>701482965
slit your fucking writs you fag
>>701483274
reroll
>>701482965
post moa pics OP
>>701483179
>>701483274
samefag
>>701483179
keep rollin rollin
>>701483179
444 get / reroll
Shove up it your asshole faggot
tape it onto a dog and set it loose in your neighbourhood
>>701483392
>rerolling
>calls samefag
ya whats ur fucking point
been here all summer much?
>>701482965
cut off/out genitals
>>701482965
Cut your dick off
Cut your own head off with it
Use it to kill Donald Trump
Rob the closest liquor store with it.
>>701483179
Please this would be fuckin hilarious
>>701483604
Roll
>>701483604
Re roll
Perform Sebku
>>701483604
roll
>>701483392
Also, Not even fucking true you god damn piece of retarded shit
>>701482965
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>>701483604
Fuck off summerfag edgy teen.
Slit writs.
>>701483620
what are those stains near the hilt? or is that just rust?
Throw the sword straight up and get it stuck in the ceiling
Stab a swastika on your chest with it
rolling
video tape yorself chopping an areosol can open and put it on youtube. dont wear any safety protecton
Seppuku
Seppuku
>>701483872
rawl 4 this
>>701483817
Very little rust. Just the very top layer. The sword is still sturdy and sharp though.
Dress as a ninja and decapitate no less than 10 car antennas, take a time stamp pic of sword with your kills
>>701483966
>>701483963
We think alike.
slice your computer/phone
>>701483963
>>701483966
commit soduku
Go slay a dragon (dog)
OP won't do shit.. he is a fag
stab it through your wall above your bed, pussy
slit writs
>>701484011
use it to make an entire three-course meal using it and only it. Make a video and upload.
>>701484232
rolling for this
>>701484232
rawl
>>701484232
kek
>>701484232
do it
>>701484075
Yeah, we do :)
>>701484232
lets see it
>>701483748
>>701483493
get a room you fucking same fags
>>701484232
roll
can you take a picture of it in hand, hand included?
i need to add to my collection of white boys holding katanas.
Seppuku
>>701484232
rolling stone
>>701484460
i just clicked the photo whoops, not a katana dont crucify me
>>701484188
I'll fucking slice you up faggot
>>701484232
go 4 it
>>701482965
cut your dick off
>>701484260
Fuck off samefag.
>>701483179
>>701483151
Rooolll
>>701484451
I thought I made that pretty clear when I said also
Why do you have such a fucking boner for calling samefag? Especially when it doesnt fucking matter and nobodies even trying to hide it or caring?
fucking summer as fuck
>>701484188
WINRAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ride it like a dildo and post pics
>>701484616
>>701484451
>>701483392
>calling samefag on people that aren't trying to pretend they arent the samefag
just fucking kill yourself
>>701484611
winrar
>>701484581
Well, then.
>>701482965
Kill yourself or a pet
1. ) find some femnazis.
2. ) decide what to do ;)
or better :
2'. ) then ask dubs what to do :D
>>701484728
Do you even know what trips means?
Stab a bitch.
>>701484801
>>701484260
>>701483748
>>701483493
>>701483179
>>701483274
This samefag has too much time.
Circumcised yourself with it fuckboi. If your already circumcised, use to to cut of the tip of your pinky.
>>701484903
That may have gone over your head
>>701484011
>>701484581
>>701482965
>>701483620
This "old" sword is a replica of Raiden's sword from Metal Gear Rising Revengance.
https://www.amazon.com/Rising-Metal-Revengence-Raiden-Handmade/dp/B00HZ0POD6
an-hero
>>701485020
>clearly has too much time
>judges people for having much time
plz just die
>>701484460
Just for you anon. Although as you said
>>701484542
It's not a katana. I won't crucify you though. Unless trips says so of course.
>>701485080
thanks nerd
cut off your dick, faggot.
Scream and flail it around after doing the cabbage patch
>>701483392
nah man I was taking a poop
Also hey OP lightly fold the biscuit dough
if you over work the dough they will be hard
>>701482965
commit sodoku
>>701485080
Fucking nerd
>>701483749
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>>701485080
Found the beta
Rub it down with mayo and lick it off
Write, "I like hentai" on the blade
>>701485223
FUCK SO CLOSE
>>701485223
>>701485220
Quit posting fag
Shove it up you asshole
seppuku
Shave pubes
shove it in your dickhole while furiously masturbating and post pics
>>701482965
Use it to remove half of your pinky on the hand of choice. One swift chop
>>701484011
This sword will snap in two when coming into contact with anything remotely close to sturdy. It is so brittle. The blade will go flying in whichever direction it pleases. Be careful dude.
Cut your fridge in half
>>701485445
>>701485132
This fucking same fag just will not fucking give up.
>>701482965
Cut your palm
Cut power lines in half
>>701483179
>>701483274
>>701483374
>>701483493
>>701483748
>>701484707
Guys, let's play a game. Spot the newfag. Pro tip- it's all of the above.
>>701485498
Reroll
>>701485631
this
become he who is not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve, a watchful protector, a silent guardian, a dark knight.
Cut the very tip off your penis, post results
Leave it at the neighbors door step
Pick up a piece of stick, attach a flashlight to it, find some wig and make yourself a long white beard and, then get a white sheet and cover it in dirt. Go in front of cars in heavy traffic, carrying the sword and stick, with beard and sheet on, shouting "You shall not pass!". Post pics, videos are even better.
>>701485145
thanks baby.
also put it back aand call it a night, youre tired
>>701482965
Disembowel yourself to honor your ancestors.
>>701485748
Rrrrrrrrrrerrrrrrrrroll
>>701485312
roll
>>701485080
>Metal
fuck of newfag nerd gay fuck
Use it to cut a cake made of literal poop into 8 equal slices and eat all the slices.
Blade in pooper
>>701485631
roll
kys
>>701485781
This!
>>701485786
this
cut your ass
>>701485912
rerool
cut your dick off and post dick pic afterwards
do a BME video
Chop the fingers off your non dominant hand
Upp the butt
001 FUCK
cut your dick off op
>>701482965
Remove your foreskin
>>701485781
ROLL
>>701486001
off by one
Split ur dick vertically
>>701482965
No one cares about the sword you just bought on amazon weeb.
cut bread with it
Blindfold on, spin around 5 times, then chop whatever is in front of you. Repeat 5 times and post picks of the results.
pretend that its your dick and jack it off forcefully
>>701483179
roll for this
>>701485633
yup mmmhhmmm
>>701486152
see
>>701484011
a new sword having rust? fucking retard.
>>701483872
Roll
Use it to cut up one of your turds, put the slices in a roll with mayo, and eat it
DIY Circumcision
>>701484057
Reroll
reforge it into a mighty blade
>>701486269
This
>>701484057
trips please, this is great
If trips get, commit spekku on Twitch stream.
Sexually assault a granny in a nursing home with it
Print out a Sudoku puzzle and tape a pen to the hilt of the sword. Complete the puzzle with the pensword.
circumcise yourself.
>Sell the sword
>Use money for charity
>Stay in School
>Go to church
>Follow the lord
slice your phone with it
pretend its a sharpie and stick it in your pooper
>>701486389
re-roll
Destroy your computer chair with it, post pics/video
>>701486397
Rerool
>>701486389
Rooooll
>>701486397
Roll
Use it to slice your next longest shit into a disgusting roll, glaze it with cum sauce, and fill it with deli meats. Record and share it on the Internet
>>701486503
This
>>701485132
Fucking same fag, fuck off. Just fucking kill yourself you cunt.
>>701486633
What's gotten with double dubs?
>>701482965
Go to Trump Tower, make a big deal about being Trump's abandoned love child, and then cut off your dick with the sword.
>>701484057
Rool
Put it back in the trash, OP.
put the swords pointy side in your ass, if not put it in your ass with the handle side as far as you can , theres a roomor that OP is a fagget so lets see if its true.
Go outside and chop down your neighbors mailbox. Leave sword in its place and bring mailbox inside. Start a new thread where trips says what you do with mailbox.
Use the blade as a dildo, insert into anus to the hilt
>>701486389
Roll
>>701486663
Almost trips *facepalm
>>701486749
rollingo.
do nothing
>>701486397
Roool
go to bed op
kill Donald Trump
>>701486749
rell
>>701486886
Reroll
give it to a homeless person and tell them to rob a 7/11 with it
>>701486759
Re roll
Like a sharpie put it in poopper
>>701486861
It was almost quads not trips nigger
>>701486950
ROLLING ADD VIDEO
>>701486950
Roolo
>>701486397
Rerollin
>>701486886
close.
Paint your dog yellow, wear white boxers over your head, blue shirt that's too small for you, shorts, a green bag, and run around town with your dog now called Jake, waving sword around, and shout shit like "Adventure time!!!". Post pics and vids.
Make sushi.
Attach shitty sword into the wall, so that the grip is in the wall and the blade sticks out at a 90° angle. Run into it full speed, record the whole thing
make some webms of you chopping stuff for us
>Old sword
>Not Raiden's HF Blade
Come on, now.
>>701483469
Rolling
Split your tongue with it on camera, fap with the tongue blood
>>701486950
rollerino banbino hapennino.
>>701483469
Roll
>>701483704
roll
Use it to nuter pets as bob barker commanded. Shove animal testicles into ass
Sudoku
>>701487298
Reroll
For this
>>701487298
Reeeeroll
Do pic related OP
SEPPUKU!!!!
>>701486397
Rolling
>>701487398
Or this
start microwave, chop the fuck out of your microwave with the sword, post results.
Chop off your testicles so you can pan fry them and enjoy their creamy center
OP GO TO BED
Cut your small toe at least half off
>>701486152
>>701485080
thanks nerdfag
Stick the handle into your butt, run around pantless and stab people with your butt-sword
>>701486950
r o l o
go around your neigborhood with a e-cigar in your mouth and a fedora and knock on ppls doors asking that you lost your body pillow
Daniel, go to sleep. It's 3 in the morning EST
OP do this but with sword
Sword vs your toilet. Go until one of them breaks. Post before and after pics and vids
Go fight crime.
quads say sudoku
>>701486950
>7/11
ROLL
Get it red hot, hold to cheek
>>701486950
ROOLL
>>701482965
good bye penis
ROOL
>>701486950
>9
>>701487709
Re roll. Hopefully quads count
shove it up your arse
https://discord.gg/A8q5N join this server
Break that piece of shit over your knee, and stab your closest living relative with the pieces
Carry it on your back in public.
>>701486950
fucking kek and roll
>>701487926
Reroll
Stab through cheek
>>701487965
reroll
>>701486950
>7/11 s
ROLL
>>701487709
Roll
Become a sword swallower tonight on cam
become the night
>>701486049
Ling ling you win a prize
>>701484232
Roll
Attempt to cut trapdoor through your floor. Only stop if sword breaks or you can fit through the hole. Post pics.
>>701482965
Save the gene pool, cut your dick
>>701487680
This
Pretend like you're a retard who can't sleep without his hentai body pillow.
Cut the head off the nearest sleeping person. No matter how many cuts
>>701487778
>>701483620
what the fuck, is that handle made of plastic?
>>701488158
do it
Commit sudoku
>>701486950
This
Melt into a ball and beat yourself to death with it
Turn your sack into Newton balls. Cut your scrote in half
>>701488116
Like this, but make a window instead.
cut bread and butter toast
kill yourself
>>701488255
Rolling
>>701487680
Reroll
Skin your ass
>>701487624
Do it, op
>>701488333
lame as shit. wasted get. goodnight
>>701482965
Skin finger
>>701488201
Matte black metal. Hope this photo helps.
Circumcise yourself. If you already are, give yourself a homemade vasectomy
Become the world's most illustrious assassin, Cold Steel.
>>701488333
Winrar
>>701488333
Check 'em
>>701488333
winrar
>>701488333
Jesus christ it's jesus christ
>>701488333
winrar
>>701488333
You fag.
>Dress up as ninja
>Wear fedora
>Go to school/work dressed as neckbeard ninja (With sword on back)
>Only speak in butchered Japanese
>When someone ever even questions you or angers you, pull it out and scream random weeb shit
What could go wrong
>>701485080
NEEEEERRRRDDD!!!!
>>701488333
WINRAR
Live stream yourself falling onto the end of the blade
>>701487117
Usefull
>>701488333
Winnar
>>701488333
WINZ
>>701486950
rrreroll
>>701488333
>>701488394
>>701488333
Rollerink
>>701485080
The guy who went to his home school's prom with his mom got more pussy that night than you will in your lifetime
>>701488333
DO IT OP
>>701488333
WINRAR!
>>701488333
I guess it's time to go. Trips gets what trips demands...
What a fucking waste.
Goodnight /b/
>>701484814
>what are trips
Hello newfriend
