The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Become a slave!
Alright man if you're feelin sleepy just go on and do the sleeps. Rest easy man
It's possible I enjoyred the iron king DLC although a little frustrating. Vaati's videos on the lore are great. Sometimes I feel like he digs a bit too deep haha.
Uneventful so far here as well. Mostly slept alot I feel like I got 10 or so hours which makes me feel horrible most of the day. Never got around to doing anything friday too.
>How could you do this to me
ALL OF THEM. Otherwise you will never be the masta.
>Absolutely hate it when games decide to put a time constraint like that feels pretty bullshit
>Time to play the game where I either suck ass or kick ass
>MFW one round I kill five people out of sheer luck and the next round I get shot from a window.
Well shit, I guess I'll be playing for a while then.
>It's not really a time constraint more so as it is a "git gud before you get rekt" kind of thing. It makes you learn how to play before moving on to the higher tiers. The better you play, the quicker you progress.
Free is your best friend
Cold is your favorite
Thats the man code
Alright I'm done with ERP for now lol
Yes only for you~ <3
I am your naughty kitty~
Bitch ass makin me look gay
>Only 4 u~
It's only gay if the balls touch
What's up Maki!
It's frustrating, but rewarding in the end. I enjoy his videos, especially when he digs really deep into it. So I don't really mind their lengths
Just when I leave, you show up ;-;
And time to go sleep, goodnight everyone
I wish I could get a full ten hours heh, but Friday I pretty much just chauffeured so I feel ya
Really? i figure it's because we need an angel to put us in our place
DONT FORGET, we gotta say "no homo"
That's the magic word!
Uh huh see! Dont fucking matter what it is you drink
As long as it's free and cold
Good night nigga
My oh my, that's purrfect~ Just want I wanted to hear~
Pic related is my favourite fucking thing right now. Thank you for this glory.
My mouth is dead
What? Lol im shinoa homie. Same can be to you
They have that at McDonalds?
Oh! Rip K then and meh you :p
That is a good one but im a mommy guy
>I dont have mom issues!
Cold and Free is the best way to drink.
>I went fishing with my boss once and he got fucking hammered and caught a huge ass fish, it was glorious
>I got a promotion.
Spiders are pretty spooky.
>I think she watched Arachnophobia
>I have it on DVD and its out of place.
>That lil shit.
It's only gay if the balls touch, no homo!
>You had your chance bjt you didn't want it ;-;
Is she an anime? She has magic that could command my dick
>Comfy slow thread is good thread
K is sleeping in my bed cause she had a spooky nightmare.
That's whats up!
The beautiy of alcohol is real to bond with men.. no homo obviously
GOOD keep that to thought next time we have sexy time!
Yo Yuuki, not much. Been chilling the entire day, playing games and what not. You?
Fug. Until next time Boss~
Ayy Cheeki, at work already?
A tall glass of water my man.
Never heard of it
I'll be only yours as long as you be only mine~ <3
Also, nice dubs, senpai~
Done with MWO for now. Hopefully I can relax with a little farming simulator 2016. I mean Nasus top.
>Yasuo says fuck you
I hate going against assassins top now.
Challenge was to drink a bottle of water. Last one had eat the pepper .-.
Ahhhhhh i love that!
Yeah, I like being able to keep up with the thread while playing games too.
Playing some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. at the moment, just escaped a secret lab after going there to take documents. Really spooky, lots of zombies and monsters, low ammo, nightvision isn't working that well.
I was chased through a tunnel by this big fucking creature thing, and that scared the shit out of me.
Aww, poor thing. I was wondering, what is she to you? Is she your daughter?
Its a horror movie about Giant Spiders.
>Its fuckin spooky.
Nah mang, I said fuck it and wnet to Subway. Line was like, 10-15 cars long in that drive threw.
Hello No Life.
Yep, just got here.
>Man, I'm TURBO excited for my choice on the dorito instead of the Supra. Why?
Hehe, it seems a few people want me to be only theirs~
>I think I might have dug my own hole with my uncontrolled flirting
I FUCKING KNEW IT! AS SOON AS I SAW FARMING, I KNEW IT WAS GUNNA BE THAT DOGE!
I want to see you have every boat by tomorrow morning.
>but its my boat and I NEED IT NOW
Its a painful relationship with the souls series. I still need to watch some of his recent vidoes of DkSIII they had an interesting title to em. He really does alot of research on all his videos, ready for his new prepare to cry.
8 hours best hours. What did you drive people to do?
Its not about shipping you nerd its about loving here.
I guess 8 hours is oke, but I just drove my father around to stuff he wanted to go and do pretty much
It sounds like sharknado dude :/
Kek fair enough
So it was mutual?
>You should've told me ;-;
>She considers me her dad
>I consider her my daughter
Outside of that its more complicated, she's my friend (who lives with me, and is a college kid, who's parents are dead. Its his sister.)
Also: I fucking love Doc in siege.
>Get downed by enemy
>Enemy targets my teammate
It is, or at least it was, surprisingly scary
>Especially for younger people, or people afraid of spooders.
Sharknado was fuckin funny.
Wow senpai we haven't even started and you're already cheating on me </3
Who wants to nigger up for some casual OW?
Well now you have a reason to drink the water bottle again.
Which version are you getting? Cool ranch, or nacho cheese?
Noticed the filenames went from Image.jpg to the regular ones is all.
Same. I went to the gym earlier, but got there 15 minutes before close (not to my knowledge), so I barely got to work out
>my mind's telling me no
>body's telling me yes
Oh, I see. How old is she?
Sounds either really useful, or broken.
MAN, I WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME.
SHIT COMPUTER, SHIT LIFE.
hakase a cute
yeah I wish I was tatsumi In that pic I want to be carried by her
YUUKKIII I cant find more fireball!
I dunno if I got THAT much freedom in me!
>IF YOU NEED THAT BOAT RIGHT NOW, CALL 1-800-BOTE-ASS FOR ALL YOUR BOTE NEEDS!
By the way, I've decided on the RX7 instead of the Supra. DORITO MANG, DORITO!
So what's good, Smugs?
Almost got those quads, Remilia.
I feel I really should be giving a disclosure to people before I start flirting from now on...
>Because it's red.
Lol, meant why am I so excited to go for a different car!
Love, electricity, shockwave central
Pummel on the motherboard, yes
Push up, overload, legendary heavy glow
Sunshine, thunderroll, keep it together
Burn the lantern, burn it that easy
And broadcast it so raw and neatly
You probably should senpai
It's okay though
I still love you~ <3
Tour guide of the Underworld
She sure does look fancy :D
I BELIEVE!! Use you're superior tracking abilities!
Jesus it was that bad?
Nigga its been a while
Milk works so much better
Food home from friend's place
Its from a stim pistol, you can get downed and be revived by a teammate, Doc just has the ability to do it at long range
>Or shoot himself in the foot.
K is only 9.
>Thats one of the reasons I wanted J to come live with me
>K is a bit of a burden and I wanted them both to be taken care of.
>By burden I mean she's expensive
>But quite frankly she's worth it and very fun to play with.
But 8 hours don't make me wanna kill myself fam. Didn't get bored did ya?
Don't get the wrong idea here dudo
Maybe it was maybe it wasn't
You have to have that amount of freedom or so help me
>CALL NOW AND YOU'LL GET AN EXTRA BOTE
I take it its because you got a better chance at getting a response for an RX7 :^)
Who is 10/10? :p
>K is only 9
>very fun to play with
REPORTED, YOU SICKO
>Maybe it was maybe it wasn't
Teasing me doesn't end well didn't Amatsu tell you :^)
Oooh, sounds fancy.
Clutch revives sound pretty useful for winning.
Does the Doc get worse primaries for being a doctor?
You're doing a nice thing by taking care of her. Glad she's happy, man.
+35 good boy points 4 u
RIP. When's the next time you can go? Good thing running doesn't have a cutoff heh.
Already liking it for obvious reasons. Used to like yellow a lot however.
Oh, heh my bad. It's something you get to own yourself and it's still a car!
>He needs some milk
Usually just drown myself in whatever is near.
Yeah, like I said surprisingly spooky.
>She's very spooked
>I'm gonna ask her about it tomorrow and be like.
>"If you wanna watch something spooky, ask me first and I'll watch it with ya."
>I play vidya with her
Nah, but he doesn't get great stuff
>GSG9 doesn't get great stuff
Basically an MP5, a P90, and a shotgun. Not TOO bad but its not the best.
>You also get the option of a revolver.
well that waifu of course!
I think maiybe one of the best
Sorry Cat, I'm not ready for a legit relationship~
>Although succ and fucc is still okay~
Shit mang, what food?
So help you what?!
>BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
THAT! And because the Supra I was looking at was sold, and now the only good ones are too pricey. Thinking about just taking a loan for it so I'll finally have a damn car, and then working my cousin over to start helping me pay off the red bike so she can take it off my hands already.
Was thinking about repainting it white for obvious reasons.
And BRAP BRAP!
This is how it went down.
>stay pretty passive
>just farming under tower
>yas dives me
>I ulti and laugh
>200 by 13 mins
>8/0/2 with mercs treads, trinity and sunfire
>300 when they surrendered at 20
>our lucian was 17/3
That felt good.
Dang, but no I actually enjoyed the quality time with 'em
For some reason half of these look quite... Normal.
Not your usual inhumane, loli, batshit crazy stuff
I'm still gonna come down to cali for that then, senpai~
>a e s t h e t i c weapons
Love that class already.
Are there hackers in Siege? Just so if I do buy it, it won't be a cesspool of mods and shit.
Tomorrow afternoon. I was pretty annoyed lol. I did like 15 minutes of straight leg workouts
GO NIGGA GO
Hehe not only does she look good, she also is batshit strong, and even got limited to 1 xD
No fireballs, that's right, my grandma is gone
I still have my own personal beers in my fridge
That;s sad to hear shes limited now
I used to use one of those a ways back in a dark magician deck
There aren't any hackers, Ubisoft is surprisingly good at keeping the games fun and fair.
Nah Doc is a dude. Instead of classes, they have different people.
>I like playing Fuze, except on hostage rounds
>He has a cluster charge that makes a room a death trap
>That does not work well for getting the hostage.
Niiiiice. Makes me want to do Crit Garen top...
That's perfectly okay~
Im not, brother
Didn't i say to stop being cute?
Then I must know you too.
I'm still going to tease you anyways :^)
OR SO HELP ME
>GET A CRUISER FREE OF CHARGE
Cars a pretty pricey in general. If you really want the car do it but I'd just save up money because loans seem like a pain to deal with.
Thats good to hear! Though I kind of wish something happened there that'd you haveto tell lol.
very good my friend
way to be fat
HIIIII YUNO ALSO HIIII
A new deck (Burning abyss) abuses her, so yeah
How did u play her in dm?
Also dm has gotten alot of new support, and is batshit strong
>Pic is keycard of burning abyss
Idk if you're being serious or not but I'll come down if you are
That's the only color you should have it! Now go forth and conquer those turns.
At least something was done heh. Although trying to squeeze it in there is meh.
Opening the cabinet takes too long.
>I can't help it, its how I do
>Tfw you get type two diabetes because of me and K.
GETCHA WINGS HERE!
WHATCHA GUNNA DO BOTE?!
>WHAT CRUISER YOU ASK?!
Kinda are. Maybe I'll just bite my tongue, and save up for the VERY good ones...
I just might be~
>I'd definitely trap it up as Felix for sure, and anything that comes after that would be new to me~
IT'S GUNNA BE A DISCO FIRE WHEN I DO!
How are you Kirino?
Yeah, I didn't expect to get much of anything in. Gonna go at it hard tomorrow
How much do you want to keep drinking? You should save them for later if it were me
Honestly I was good with the fireball, I would save my beer for later
Yeah it was pretty fun, but it's ok I'm sure you did something while you were home?
Never very well that's for sure haha I had it saved for if someone played gravity bind
I didn't get into playing proffesionally ever and I only got to play with like 7 or 8 or so friends from school so I didnt have the best stuff
But I remember focusing pretty heavy on seal of orichalcos
If that got out i qued it with a magicians valkyria , and defender the magical knight
the effects on magicians valkyria kinda stalemate with seal of orichalcos and defender has a sweeteffect to protect if an attack does get through
What kind of deck do you enjoy?
Duh! I ain't letting my brother down
Fair point. But water doesn't help me at all with spicy things
Rip me :(
Fuck yeah! Total was about $80
You'll only lewd for me, young lady
Do that then.
>Keep looking for the fireball
And so I am doing crit Garen top. Fun times will be had. Maybe.
Surviving, drinking a bit of vodka during the weekend.
Spending your time doing anything fun?
>Still gonna tease you anyway
Looks like I've won :^)
They cant hide that fireball forever
IT'LL BE SOMETHING SO HELP ME GOD
>A FREE TIER 8 CRUISER JUST FOR YOU
That might be for the best. Get what you want bucko
Eh wouldn't say I did. did nothing today sadly. Lazy day but what can ya do.
Never have never will
That's where you're wrong
Alright I'm dippin out for now later all
Its okay. I will remember you in all your Smug Glory.
>Rip Smugz, diabeetus, 2016.
>Meanwhile I think I'm gonna go to bed, or should I say couch.
Night /waifu/ ^^
That's the main part right eh?
Just playing some Unturned at the moment, haven't played in ages.
>No bun stuff going on?
Fuck dat mang, too pricey.
Max dat Q first and kek at their face.
>BUT THEY'LL BE CAPTAINED BY A SHITTER!
Will do! Later Bote!
>Are you sure :^)
I've only had it once. It's not bad, definitely need to get some more
Ayy I needed something to listen to anyways, time to Get Wild.
There you go my man. Make up those lost gainz.
I just swish it around. Milk does seem like a good agent for that however.
Then again, I don't tamper with spicy.
Sleep well Lucifer.
True, just getting tired.
Having fun at least?
Monarch, but they got hit, but its pretty new stuff
Blue eyes is pretty much a meta deck now :D
Dark magician got a shit ton of support...
Many things changed... But its gotten alot faster. If its good or bad is another question. :p
Wew boy, erryone going in the military around here.
Just be sure not to Shock Out!
Anyway, you said you plaayed some games today, what'd you play? I just finished some Overwatch
Gotta find a liquor store first. I'm in a dry county
Enjoy the dubs and lazy day, I know I would