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>>701472464
>Barber: what u want
>Goat herder: Gibsmedat rose petals so I look good fo' my sheboon
>Barber: say no more
anyone got the picture of the guy who shot himself in the head and he looked like Sid from ice age?
>>701472464
>real shot gun blast
>>701472464
what kind of shotgun is that. its badass.
>>701472464
Is he okay?
>>701474334
>>701473893
BUMP
>>701474311
not a clue..would love to know
>>701472464
> tfw no local ISIS squad to put you out of your misery
>>701474228
fuck you
>>701474499
Is that from a movie or something? If so, what movie?
>>701474693
i would bet "urban legend"
>>701474693
/b/ The Movie (2016)
>>701474228
You fucking dick I watched this for a whole 30 seconds before realizing it was a 3 second video.
>>701475171
kek
>>701475171
>>701473893
First time contributing to a request. Winrar
>>701475727
Wrong one.
ISIS video faggot!
>>701475171
>>701474311
It's called a slug rather than buckshot
POP
>>701475015
Fucking disgusting! Mods!
>>701474228
Pure autism
>>701475015
Reported. Enjoy your time in pokey!
>>701476589
Wut
>>701475968
Truth
Everyone in this thread would cry like a fucking baby if confronted with death in real life.
>>701474688
Wish I could do my hair that quickly
This one will bring treats to your eyes b
>>701473316
How bad would that smell?
>>701472464
You know what I want to know? How the fuck sand niggers even find shotguns or shells. There are literally no fucking birds in sand land to use for sporting purposes, no shotguns or shells are produced even relatively close by to sand land, and sand niggers are too much of pussies to get close enough to anyone when they shoot at them to be in effective range for a shotgun. So I guess they just have one shotgun between all of the Isis sandnigger fucks for executions? I'm fucking baffled.
>>701477486
You retarded anon??
Or are you tripping balls?
>>701475015
aww
>>701477486
it is valid point
>>701475015
B&
WTF is wrong with people!? This is fucking sick!
>>701477460
ever had some really bad thai pussy ?
>>701477024
I just reported this, enjoy your time in the pokey, faggot.
>>701477669
I conquer.
>>701477911
>Actually does close gate on way to oblivion
Noice!
>>701475015
Wow and i thought i was fucked up in the head...
>>701477755
>>701474688
>>701477669
He makes sense. You have a problem comprehending it seems
>>701475015
Cunt
Mmmmoooooooddddsssss
Way to graphic.
>>701477120
I used to run with cocaine dealers in Miami in the 80's and have been shot at more times than 99% of Iraq veterans. I have also shot many niggers. I ain't scared of shit. Especially not fuckin camel jockeys.
>>701477486
Hillary Clinton sells weapons to terrorist organizations.
>>701477024
Nice
>>701477024
what is this thing
>>701478532
Why would someone lie on the Internet?
>>701478612
I guess that makes sense as to why they have a completely undamaged and relatively new semi-automatic shotgun instead of the normal 70 year old no lube AK or makarov.
>>701474334
Absolutely disgusting
It's fucking bleeding!
Guy has massive pain threshold. Must feel worse than having 10 babies at the same time!
>>701478754
Says on the video
It's a catdog
A cross between a car and a dog
>>701478847
I wish it were lies. The look of a niggers head as a 10mm auto hits it after leaving the barrel of a Bren is something that stays with you
>>701477358
holy fuck that had to hurt..
>>701478532
You spelled coca-chills wrong dude. And by shot, I assume you meant you were picked on by kids younger than you right?
>>701479013
...Best mistype of the month.
>>701477024
u savage being MODS
>>701479236
gonna do myself a favor and go back to /k/ where at least there aren't any shitdicks like you.
>>701477146
kek fukn stonerz
>>701477755
*moans of increasing discomfort*
>>701479382
The CATalytic converter is part of the car you faggot
>>701474444
Quads of truth
>>701477755
trip dub pissy pants checked
>>701479667
Definite truth
Detroit = rekt
>>701479630
>>701477358
Impressive
>>701474444
CHECKED OOOOHHH
>>701477755
Images of the beginning of There's Something About Mary spring to mind.
>>701477755
[twitches internally]
>>701479630
Awesome kek
>>701475968
I'm pretty sure that's not in America.
>>701479186
It did.
Kys
>>701477486
>Funded by middle Eastern government and donors
>Black market makes these things easily accessible
>Uses money from governments and donors on black market
>Terrorist=Win
>Also soldiers die in those countries
>Which means countries loose supplies
*COUGH* Russia's failed invasion and occupation *COUGH*
>=Sand niggers with Russian tanks, Russian firearms
>Kys (jk <3)
How come you are all twitching after seeing this >>701477755 but don't even acknowledge the internal bleeding of this >>701474334
I mean, sheeeeeeiiiiit!!!!
>>701477120
Ahaha not all of us.
>>701476861
WTF
Is he kill?
>>701480787
The purge needs to be real to whittle down the pussies
>>701480585
Not to mention the US providing equipment and vehicles and shit to repel the soviets.
>>701472464
there is a man who has accepted his fate and has come to terms with his physical being existing as nothing more than a flesh rag for display to us well as a demonstration to his captors' peers. im not suicidal or anything but were i in a similar situation i would hope i could be just as nonchalant about the image and legacy i leave behind
>>701480905
Yeah. Worked to death!
Fucking harsh b!
rekt
>>701481024
And Isis, only to end up on the hands of ISIS after mass cowardice by the Iraqi military.
>>701474693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=157suUz3tRQ
>>701480585
No country that actually does any fighting with anyone uses semi-automatic shotguns in any other role than SF. Not a battlefield pickup. Plus that thing looks damn near brand new.
>>701473316
I almost vomited
>>701474334
my balls hurt after watching this
>>701474688
no.
>>701480905
worse. he's a nigger
>>701481416
That ain't even that bad. I set a broken femur last week during a mountain biking trip on a kid where it was sticking out a solid 4 inches. Then again you see way worse shit than that working in a trauma center, lol.
>>701481396
Hola black market was a part of my post too. But >>701481024 is also true
>>701475015
Moooodds!!!
Fuck me dude! Now I have to take my hard drive and run a magnet, smashed to pieces, burn it, and dump it in the ocean over the Mariana trench.
>>701481444
RiP Bruno Mars
>>701481802
Black market is a blanket-ass cop out generalisation of arms trafficking. Semi auto shotguns are cheap and not very powerful with very little battlefield use. Still perplexed by how it showed up there. I guarantee no one in this thread has a logical answer for it unless they specifically acquired it for executions.
>>701481664
How can two adults
be
so
gloriously
retarded
>>701481093
>>701475015
Fucking thanks you cunt, I'm gonna hear from my probation officer about this!
>>701481802
You can't just ring up the local black market chapter and ask "how much for a brand new in box benelli?" It doesn't work like that m8.
>>701482176
kek
nice memed my friend
>>701482238
On drugs I would say; see how the guy gets out of the car through the window instead of opening the door?
KEEEKKKK
>>701482226
>Still perplexed by how it showed up there. I guarantee no one in this thread has a logical answer for it unless they specifically acquired it for executions.
Same reason US Officers carry handguns.
Hint: It ain't for shooting the enemy.
>>701482500
Actually..........
Yeah, it does.
>>701477358
fucking gross dude, i'm eating
>>701482961
kek that file name
>>701483488
classic shit....nigger bitch went hutu on lil chimp ass
>>701481444
>>701482777
Two trips in one bread??? WTF?
>>701483065
American Soldiers often sell weapons to locals you can get quite a bit for a shotgun of any value.
>>701483065
But a US citizen can basically buy any handgun he wants whenever right down the street with some paperwork and a background check. Getting a sporting shotgun from halfway around the world just for executions is an extreme logistical feat. Well I guess Italians are pussies so they could have just shown up and taken one, but it's a long camel ride/ride on a wooden door across the Mediterranean just for a 500 dollar piece of metal that's just gonna break from lack of lubrication after the next box of shells.
>>701482226
If you want to get all technical you can say arms trafficking. But you answered your question in the same sentence autist. So what the fuck was the point in you replying? Just another fuck trying to sound smart by correcting people over minute details on the internet?
>>701483964
Lack of lubrication in the land of Petroleum?
Surely you jest?
And a Good Shotgun sells in Saudi Land for north of $12K..
How the fuck are you gonna manage that? They won't let you take your own rifle in over 75% of units much less a shotgun that you will never use. And even if you did manage to get it to sand land, somebody's gonna figure something out when you come back with no shotgun.
Hunting roadrunners
>>701482226
Are you retarded?
Isis is full of sandtards who have no education outside of the sand that lands in their asscrack. They are not tactical geniuses and have little to know knowledge about guns. Chances are they bought it not even knowing it was a shotgun.
>>701484360
Mail from States to Soldiers is free.
Rare to even have them bother to search for contraband. Who has to leave Haji's all around the camps. Hey Haji find out who wants a nice shotgun?
>>701484535
They just call it »the strong gun«
>>701480618
More likely to happen to me I guess. No way in hell I would let a bitch violently kneeing my dick like that. She would be up for a fast knuckle sandwich order.
>>701483775
damn anon. that was cold even for me...
>>701475015
Too far man. That's fucked up
>>701474444
kek
>>701474228
lol this was the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen
>>701477911
TOP KEK @ Title!
>>701483860
thread earlier had like x8 trips and 20+ dubs
>>701472464
>>701477358
impressive
>>701477146
hilarious, ya faggot
>>701477024
reported
>>701486676
Is he busting a nut or what ?
>>701472464
A beautiful death. When men were men
>>701486676
never understood this video. could be getting tortured, could be a weird sex machine thing, or something I've never even thought of
>>701483065
we wh40k now lads
>>701472464
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>701487804
Stale pasta
>>701482961
gonna be a pain in the head to fix that wall
>>701487957
That chub gave me a chub. Now leave me to my masturbation
>>701477460
Not good however, the level of 'holy fuck' will increase depending on how much dead tissue is floating around in that puss though.
>>701487657
think i some art project
>>701487957
>>701488063
I need some description for this, as something quite glorious is happening and it should be fully understood.
>>701487957
imagine how bad her farts would stink
>>701488063
is there a video (with sound) where you can hear what's happening? also, it would be nice to get a clip with someone explaining what's going on (a version with factoids is optimal :-D)
>>701488786
Do you know what 'factoid' means dumb-ass?
>>701475568
Rwanda Rousey
>>701487957
FUCK YOU PIECE SHIT THIS IS SO FUCKED UP
>>701488869
kek
>>701487804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1cq-jjHDc
>>701487957
I am confused about how absolutely raging hard this made me. At first I was cringing as I realized she was seriously eating it and not just playing with her pet mouse, but jesus I don't know something about this is so hot. I'm even vegetarian this should not be so appealing to me. Please provide original video and any related material, all I'm getting when I search for it is a bunch of wannabe web vloggers talking over it.
>>701474688
Where is this from?
And, more importantly, why is it in slow motion?
Is it for some kind of research for something?
Didn't know the face would transform like that so much.
Even though it's a horrible scene, due to the fact that it's in glorious slow motion, it's pretty satisfying to watch. I feel like I'm learning stuff as I look at what happens over and over.
>Innocent person getting shot in the head
This is bad and horrible to watch.
Maybe he's not innocent of past crimes, but in this moment, he's innocent as in the sense that he's not doing anything to deserve this. He's not actively attacking the gunman so the blast to the head is undeserved, therefore, in my eyes he's innocent. He's on his goddam knees.
>Glorious slow motion
Can't look away...
>>701487657
>>701488378
This how the severely disabled live in shithole parts of china. Poor bastard should have been killed at birth, but i guess his parents would rather keep him 'alive' this way.
>>701490143
yeah, buddhist don't play with their afterlife or order of this by destroying it
>>701475968
>
i dont see any difference between this and ww2 when european beta kike pussies were heil hitlering the german forces street parade after they were brutally gangraped.
>>701490083
It's from an ISIS propaganda video.I can give you the link to the original if you want.
>>701491041
manipulation of the masses /b/ro...do you even ponder? ever draw conclusions? accurate ones????? obvious "pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" is always in effect, faggot
>>701490771
Nice
>>701490771
Philippines?
>>701490771
Is this Abu Sayef propaganda /b/ro ?
>>701491484
It makes me feel so alive, and it's the only way she would get nekkid with me
>>701475015
I'm on mobile what was it
>>701474334
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>701491590
This was at a paintball park here in Santa Monica
>>701491403
One day you will realize the "man behind the curtain" is God and he already said exactly what is going to happen.
No pleading or praying is going to change it.
As soon as the World declares "Peace Peace Peace" Woe will be upon them.
There will be no rapture.
The Anti-Christ will not be a human being.
He will lie and claim to BE the second coming here to rapture folks away.
Even religious folks will be fooled and humiliated.
Anybody have those pictures of the catalog with the mobile noose
>>701490771
Whatever idiot planned that attack needs to be shot. He probably already was tho, I guess.
>>701492719
ikr
>>701472464
kek
>>701487657
he has cerebral palsy and this is what his crap hole town has to help him.
>>701491748
animal torture
fucking brutal, don't watch
>>701491748
look up "be together not the same" if you dare
>>701481444
Bruno Mars
>>701492990
HMO plan, likely
>>701474688
>>701488063
What is this!? I must know!
>>701493377
Hydrogen Peroxide
Yeast
Warm Water
Soap
>20 seconds
"Shit Kaleem, you dropped your grenade. Just keep hacking, I'll get it."
>>701486676
I would just put this guy out of his misery. Bullet to the head, quick, painless. No more suffering.
>>701493585
Forgot to link.
>>701473219
>>701488869
Kek/10
Good show.
>>701477486
Guys. A lot of syria is green. There are birds. Learn some geography. Goddamns.
Also you can absolutely use a shotgun on small animals.
And also tons of people use shotguns purely for sporting purposes.
Dang yall
>>701493377
It's known as 'Elephant's Toothpaste'.
>>701473316
How does this happen? I cant imagine my body eve producing that much puss.
He must have felt so much relief after that.
>>701495083
Wow. Motherfucking science, man.
>>701472464
He survived.
>>701493670
You are probably one of the most humane persons on Earth.
>>701474228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeM0bRWFRJ4
for those who got triggered
>>701495648
Ha ha ha ha ha...
No...
>>701481473
wtf I'm gay now
>>701496252
>now
I do not think you are using that word correctly.
>>701481707
>>701477024
>>701496932
YOU SNEAKY FUCKING NIGGER I THOUGHT I HAD SEEN THEM ALL
FIRST TIME REPLYING TO ONE OF THESE BECAUSE FUCK ME THAT WAS GOOD
>>701486676
What is this?
>>701492719
Outpost was tipped off to the attack.
>>701474688
No way that's real, the face honestly looks too fake>>701474688
>>701472464
anyone have the webm of a racecar catching fire and it kills the cameraman?
>>701491284
Do you mean the original posted by ISIS? If so, yes please
>>701497141
>racecar catching fire and it kills the cameraman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHa6aSwIf-g
>>701474688
>>701489676
you might have a vore fetish
>>701473316
yum yum
>>701475015
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>701472464
Of all the ways to get killed by ISIS, I would definitely pick that one.
Millions times better than being burned or beheaded
>>701472464
The special effects guy who did that shot is amazing.
>>701473316
Jesus christ, and I was just on /r/popping on reddit earlier tonight...
>>701474228
>'Murican tv editing
>>701475968
>MFW there is no MFW and they overuse MFW without having a face when
>>701473316
>tfw pop a zit and wound starts to heal
feels good
>>701477471
>It's a hard knock life, for us...
>>701496932
fuck off
>>701481664
I love this.
The amount of lack-of-thought is amazing.
>>701483488
>bright orange puke
What the fuck was that niglet eating?
Worst video yet.
Sick bags ready?!
>>701473893
this?
>>701474688
Fake as fuck.
>>701486676
w-what...
This thread weak AF...
>>701499273
>This thread weak AF...
you know what else weak as fuck?
your mom's gag reflex.
>>701488869
don't act like you came up with that yourself.
>>701488063
Expanding foam insulation is CRAZY flammable.
>>701474334
>>701474334
>>701474334
>>701474334
>>701474334
That's it! The interwebz has killed another party of my humanity!
>>701475968
christian Americans has killed hundreds of millions, religion of peace
>>701498932
what why?
>>701498959
fun trivia: she lived
>>701497681
holy shit
>>701499650
>>701499679
these fuckers stupid?
>>701499775
Yes.
>>701499273
fucker kept on inducing current...for the better i rekon'
>>701499582
That's not even funny, samefag.
>>701499345
she's dead.
>>701499990
>99990
>>701499379
By evangelism, collateral damage is eminent
>>701487957
This vore fetish has gone too fucking far
>>701474311
Its a semi-auto, long bird barrel with an extended magazine. I'll assume its a Remmington or Mossberg, but honestly, its a pretty cheap shotgun either way.
>>701474228
yup that took at least 12 seconds
>>701499910
too bad no dazzling arc, nice plumage tho
>>701496932
fag0t
>>701499582
>>701499834
true, fuck off
>>701500215
>doesnt even know what it is
>somehow knows how much it costs
>>701498260
>>701477911
>hold the door
>>701499910
>
is he getting fried because he's touching the track and hes existing as the shortest path to ground? seriously want to know why
>>701500627
this would prompt an asskicking
WTF I HATE ISIS NOW
>>701499910
he got the stanky leg
>>701499775
generally they're low floor levels and they do it for the fact they can sue, it's a money scam thing, although some dumb asses do die, coz Darwinism.
