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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>701463219
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Kirino [205].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/27nLacr.jpg "Kirino [205].jpg")
>>701470217
>this cutie ~
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>701470338
Good, good
Iowa claimed
>>701469090
Using Japanese ships? I thought you had the heart of an American.
>DO IIIIIIIT
>>701469187
I started playing post 3. Thats no excuse me friend you gotta have em all
>not yet tempted to though
>>701469441
Ah so its gettin to ya huh? I don't know if such a game will ever come. Can't say most games choose to have a depressing story.
>>701469544
>lets mix the two
ITS ALL GOING OUT OF CONTROL. normally get just enough but toddy I got too much lol. Waking up in the middle of the night sucks, frustrates me more than anything. Have you played the first Dark souls? alot of the hype revolves around playing the first as it has alot of content from it.
Any other ideas for a game we could all play on?
So far the only real candidates seem to be OW, RS, and MC
Penny Claim
>>701470633
ROBLOX
Jenny
>>701470600
So...?
>>701470520
go fuck yourself
rynogt4 is the king of this
>>701470217
YOU ARE A PIRATE
>>701470381
Yeah. Seems so.
>>701470377
Grouping with more friends this time.
Nico Nico Nii~
I'll make your heart go Nico Nico Nii
Claiming Felix
Miho claimed
>>701470599
>I am not cute!
>>701470261
>Buki
You should hear me on Skype when I'm playing warships with friends and a Fubuki shows up in a match. I'll be yelling BOOKI! SPOOKI BOOKI! Every single time it shows up.
>>701470287
>Dingo
Yes. Yes it was.
>>701470377
>Bote
Nuh uh! It's relevant info!
>>701470395
>Cat
I'll wear it~
>And you'll probably take it off~
>>701470617
I'm working towards the Midway in the 'Murrican tree, while I work toward the Yamato in the Nip tree
>>701470633
>All my suggestions literally ignored
Granted, they weren't amazing, they were still something!
>>701470930
YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE
>>701470969
It's a Nico!
>WHY AM I BUILDING A WALL OF REPLIES WHEN I HAVE TO LEAVE IN 15 MINUTES?!
>>701470956
i'll probably just keep lurking then.
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>701470751
You now belong to me.
still here
>>701470617
>JESUS CHRIST
I got used to it, I get out of those nights just fine
>Except yesterday, that day sucked
I played all of them with their DLCs, it's probably my favorite series
>>701470956
>Having friends
What a normie :^)
>>701470969
Nico Nico Nii~
Haven't got a response from the military yet..
>>701471196
Pshht
That's crazy talk!
>You tell me
Still here
>>701471196
Mm no I'll make you wear it while we fuck~
I love fucking while in clothes tbh
But you won't have your panties though~
>>701471196
But you are, ~
>>701471196
Sorry, what did you suggest again?
>>701471249
Ok. So...?
Suika Ibuki claimed as fuck
>>701471196
More replying for you! Mwahaha
>>701471420
Well i hope the suspense isn't killing you waiting for it D:
>>701471420
I say friends. I mean unit mates.
I'm gonna lurk like usual unless someone needs me.
<3 have a good night, I'll be here if needed
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Guys night out at bro's place and doing dumb shit as usual. Watched krampus and it was terrible. The wings were A-1 though
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>>701471627
I don't know.
>>701471420
Is not!
>I don't know!
>>701471438
I have no problems with this... in fact, that makes me want to do it all the more~
>Just scoot them down juuuust enough, silly~
>>701471485
Am not!
>>701471506
Tera, any of wargaming games, and the salt mines that Rory's in.
>>701471634
REEEEEEE!
>>701471792
I'll smug you when I get to work dammit! I gotta get ready now and go!
>>701471899
Didn't quite think this through, eh?
Just wanted to make a prostitute joke?
Guess now you at least have to change "Prostitute" to "Slave" in my title...
>>701471912
>>701471912
I'll do whatever you want, as long as it's just us two involved~
>>701471912
Looks like you can't leave now. Because I said so.
Claimu!
How's it going lads? anything happen?
Still not sleeping
>>701471627
>Splash
>>701471634
Nah, I was expecting them to keep me waiting for at least a week
Doing fine friend?
>>701471650
>Normalfags should just get out
Hopefully you guys are wrecking everything in your path
>>701471912
kek
I assume you're at work
>>701472234
Forgot to say i want to suck his cute trap dick
>>701470930
Did I hear someone say Pirate?
>Yar.
>>701471634
Woah, Nico's getting a little evil tonight.
>>701471792
>Krampus was terrible.
One less movie for me to watch, then.
>>701471196
Going for the midway? Better have a good ass battle. You need all the American ships you shit. The yamato in the nip nip tree sounds cool to go for tho. How do you get new ships anyways
>>701471420
>Thats all the insanity I got here
Worst nights are waking up every hour on the hour. Feels like I never even slept.
>how bad did it get
Then yea I'd say go for it! Hope you liked 2 as much as everyone else because most things from it isn't present.
>>701471912
Im in MWO with the unit leaders and playing with them. Getting wrecked in the higher tier.
>>701472286
https://youtu.be/TWTdZXiIrrk
>>701472341
Because our team xant team we keep losing. Think randoms with only 4/12 being the unit.
>>701472286
Hi Yuno! how have you been?
Claiming the finest explorer in all of the land.
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>>701472078
Slut slave boat will do.
Now i just need to think of something for you to do~
![Kirino [322].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hmTXdCa.jpg "Kirino [322].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBlIqUv9k4s
Anyone playing Overwadge?
>>701472373
Comin for that booty
>>701472583
>Syndra
>Using ~
Woah
>>701471912
>Tera
Maybe. If it's how you guys described Blade and Soul... idk... P2W lategame is bad in my opinion.
>WarGaming games
Personally I'll pass. I'm sure others would join you tho.
>LoL
I would rather not, but I know I'm the minority.
I know I'm shooting down a lot of your suggestions, but I'm assuming there are members posting from toasters and laptops. That is why I don't suggest Warframe. It's super demanding and eats your soul.
>>701472662
How did you know?
>jenny
>>701472341
Oh okay well that's good. And yeah! All is well i've been enjoying myself a lot today, been nice and relaxing. How about you?
>>701472373
I am allowed to be evil towards Makoto! It's fair game u_u
>>701472621
what the fuck is this
>>701470617
I haven't really had the time to grind out the IP
>If you do hit me up
>Late cause playing league with friends
Claim
>>701471792
Smugalicious
>>701472313
You're just being a bully today?
>>701472583
Sounds amusing. Let me know when you do.
>>701471912
Oh. Take care
>>701472373
Good. No jump scares or anything
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>>701472826
It's a fun time.
>>701472901
Ayye kurisu calls me that lol
What's up though?
>>701471792
Smugz~
>I went to a party
>It sucked.
>I left
>I ended up going back to get some drunk friends cause I'm a good friend.
Yuuko claimed.
>>701473057
Did you get the ol' drunk suckaroo?
>>701473057
Pennz!
Was it fun at first? Aren't you always the good firend?
Extra crispy bacon coming in
>>701472958
"it tastes like yogurt tho" oh my god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg
>>701473042
Not much, playing Overwatch. You?
>>701472453
>Thank God
That's exactly how bad it went, barely could get any sleep
The second game vanilla is the worst, it needed the DLCs to be good in my opinion
>>701472502
I'm so sorry, must be frustrating
>>701472825
That's great to hear! I've been doing fine, went out to jog
Fuck the heat
>>701472911
Lil' smug
>>701473227
'straya
>>701471792
>Watched krampus and it was terrible.
Well duh.
I've actually been meaning to see that. Seems like a throwback to all of those tacky horror movies that came out in the 90s.
Can't wait for the new leprechaun movie to come out. Hopefully they do a critters reboot some time too.
>>701473174
Nah.
>>701473188
It was kinda fun, there were dogs to play with.
I also got to teach K about the responsibilities of being a good friend and also about being a responsible drinker when shes of age.
>>701472907
No
>>701473442
Good~! and is it bad when you said that i just heard my brother yelling that out when they won the nba finals some years ago? He was very upset when the heat beat his team.
>>701473442
>overwootch
>>701473511
Well, being a good friend is important too.
>>701472674
When it comes to the oceans, you'd probably be the better leader.
>Gives you the fake hook and a spare eyepatch.
>>701472825
Oh, I think I could do much worse than that if I wanted to~
>>701472911
Damn misleading trailers!
>>701473227
>Wearing the Pyro suit.
Your intro with that picture needs a bit of work.
>>701473614
Feels like it, with the splashing and the drink stealing.
>>701472717
Does seem a little out of character.
>>701473442
More that the friendlies dont seem to take our leaders commands as 'do this and we'll win'. They see them as suggestions and completely ignore them while simultaneously tunnelling on whats ahead of them. So we get flanked and crushed 90% of the time because they dont turn to look.
>>701473702
Overhootch
>>701473878
I'm not so sure about that
>>701472847
Drop some money on mystery champs is good work. You just gotta play alot then my dude
>Replying late to me
>I thought you loved me
>>701473442
Only time I've had something as bad as that was a few days ago when I only got like 2 hours and stayed up the rest of the day.
The DLCs were pretty good although I didn't get to the 3rd nor did I get to fight Sir Alonne.
>>701473878
w-well in that case do your worst! I think Makoto can take it.
>>701474194
Looks like you're bout to finger bang someone.
>>701472234
Okay~
>Top perv~
>>701472240
Says you, I'm already at a gas station!
>>701472341
Not yet. On the way though.
>>701472453
Lol, I was thinking of going for the US cruisers as well.
>You earn research points and credits in battle. You need to research the ships before you can use credits to buy them.
>>701472780
Tera isn't as bad as most other Korean games when it comes to pay2win. At most, you can sell costumes for gold which in turn you can buy good hear and such with. But most everything from irl shekkles is cosmetic items.
>>701472911
At McDicks now. Fucking lines man. Fuck this, it's a subway night.
>>701474253
Well with you in a position like that~
>>701474469
You need all the ships especially the battle ones!
>does it take a long ass time to research? that sounds terrible
>>701473631
Topkek
I'm actually your brother :^)
>>701473702
>Overcooked
>>701473898
I am guilty of this sin
Especially when I just want to have fun and not care about winning
But at least I have some situation awareness
>>701474194
Damn.. Those days are just the worst
The 3rd one was easily the best for me, it jut looked really great
And Sir Alonne is probably the best boss for me, really fun to lose against
>>701474469
Alright then
>>701474588
>Well with you in a position like that~
Can I watch?
>>701473384
Cod. Haven't touched it in years. On my bro's ps4
>>701473442
Lil ship
>>701473497
Ooohh i love leprechaun in the hood
>>701473511
Kek always go for dogs at parties!
Stop being cute dammit!
>>701474469
Watcha gettin?
>>701474787
>burn in hell
>>701474194
>Spend money
Already do on skins for champs I play not gonna spend it on champs
>I thought you loved me
I got shipped you had your chance
>>701474787
You play MWO, yoh need to play to win. If you have fun while doing it then its a bonus.
>>701474989
Dogs are gods. I tend to try and spend time with any dog at a party. They get lonely.
>tendies > wings
>>701474469
Well when i get up from my nap you're gonna be sorry for not listening to your princess!
>>701474588
Pervert.. that's not what i meant and hey don't take my posing out of context!
>>701474787
Is that so? Well in that case WHY DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME? Your little sis misses you you jerk.
I know i just got on but I'm kinda exhausted.. which means it's nap time for Nico!
>>701473758
Yeah.
>Plus I don't like taking advantage of drunk peoplez
>>701474989
I can't help it. I just am what I am. Kek.
>Also K met some of my coworkers while we were waiting for the drunks to get their stuff
>"Is this your daughter?"
>Looks at K
>"Yeah this is my dad."
>My Dad
>I FEEL PRIDE.
She's a good kid.
>>701474989
Which one, I loved Cod4, WaW and MW2
Kyoko, post the butt pls
WUZ GUD NIGGAS
DRUNK YUNO IN DA HOUSE FININSEHD GRILLING
Guess I'll try and go to sleep.
G'night /waifu/
Try and think of some good games for us to play.
ask a guy who just masturbated anything
>>701474194
Forgot to say
>Nice image too
>Saber
>>701475475
What up yo~
>>701475493
Night. ^^
>>701473896
>Slurp
>>701475508
Why mention it.
>>701475475
YOU KNOW I'm drunked
>>701475475
YUUUUUNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!! I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD KEEP TALKING ON TELEGRAM OR THIS!!!!
>>701475508
What is the meaning of life?
>>701474469
>Top perv~
Only for you, senpai~
>>701475493
night
![Kirino [307].png](https://i.imgur.com/cDfbIZP.png "Kirino [307].png")
>>701475493
Goodnight.
Are you guys all virgins or what?
>>701475553
Whats sup niga? hw you beed? Killed any faggots lately?
>>701475611
What you drinking nigga??
>>701475636
YUUUUUUKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIII
Talk to me both ways bb~! Fuck it haha
>>701474989
Nice image kek
>>701475216
Why go to hell when I can just come to Australia?
>>701475241
Fair point kek
I shall change how I play
>>701475256
O-oh my..
Is that an invitation~ :^)
Sleep tight
>>701474147
No, I'm pretty sure.
>>701474253
I wasn't talking about Makoto, my dear~
>>701475475
am I the only one who doesn't get drunk?
>>701475594
cause im proud of it
>>701475652
To masturbate
Still can't sleep
Mood worsens
Rip me
>>701475751
Nah I lost mine in my freshman year of highschool
>felix-anon
>>701474787
Hoping I never have one of those again. Nobody deserves it. I don't even remember what the 3rd one was supposed to be tbh. It was ivory king right? I heard alot about sir alonne and how he was pretty good. Best boss for me is the final one in DkSIII.
Well since you asked but I'm not sure if she wants you to.
>>701475239
Hey man mystery anything is fun. Not to mention its good to have all champs.
BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
>>701475256
It's totally what the context was. Sorry you can't resist me~
sleep well you nerd
>>701475951
its ok griffeth
>>701475353
I did it at my boss' party. He has dogs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>701475369
Blops 3
>>701475493
Take care
>>701475833
Thanks. Have another
Credit goes to my shinoa anon or shinoa brother. Either way works
>>701475931
Thats casue you drinking those girly ass drink nigga you need to drink like a MAN
>>701475508
What did you fap to?
>>701475508
Can you go and kill yourself?
>>701475792
Pretty gud, haven't killed anybody today
>Gonna play siege soon tho so its a start.
I drove a bunch of drunks home, kek.
>>701476139
Nice.
>AaaaaaaAAAAAaaaAAaAaaAaaAaa
>>701476120
I don't know how to improve my mood, Tomo
I'm in a situation that leave. I can't work, or leave. And the parameters and stuff within the situation leave me tired, and bitter
>>701475833
Come to Australia. Do it already.
And only really play to win in competitive games.
>>701476139
>>701475931
I don't drink or do drugs....anymore
>>701475652
To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!
>>701474989
smugs
>>701473896
Do you sleep little boat?
>>701476300
Nigga what are you a taxi?
>>701475792
We'll RP here and ERP in telelgream!!
>>701476139
Never played that one. Blops was the last one I played
>>701476626
NIGGA its suppose to be the other way around
otta spite the elitist my nigga
>>701475971
You and I both, man. Crown of the Ivory King, yes. The map looks really awesome, you have to at least visit it!
Oh man, Soul of Cinder's OST is fantastic, especially the piano starts playing
I'm sure she wouldn't mind~
>>701476139
It's actually your secret twin brother
>>701476413
I don't want to be cooked alive ;-;
I only play casual, I'm safe
>>701476344
well is there anything you enjoy?
>>701476823
>especially the piano starts playing
>Meant "Especially when the piano
>>701476796
Alright, you start!
>>701475953
im a virgin wish I felt high school teen love
>>701476140
nah I mean I dont drink at all. something about a confliction with my meds and the alcohol wish I could
>>701476172
I started with this thing where girls break guys necks with thier legs not actually but a fantasy but finished on crush porn
>inb4 crush porn hate
>>701476525
I never did my dad was way to strict on drinking and drugs would kill me if I did im to obedient
>>701476796
>nigga
>nigga
>nigga
>>701476842
Not anymore, really. I did enjoy vidya but due to a small event in my situation, that's no longer possible for me.
all I do is sleep, come on here, and watch random videos sometimes.
Today I woke up at 8, did what I'm required to do, went back to sleep until 4 pm
>>701476300
Im boring okay
Stop being cute!
>>701476446
Hello my sweet Cinnabun ~<3
>>701476525
Shinoa - a= (you)
>>701476626
Mw3 was my last one. Moved to battlefield. Really good choice
>>701476823
SHOCK!
>>701476957
>inb4 crush porn hate
I hope you mean cock crushing.
Hiya guys!
>>701475570
So you doing it again?!
>>701476525
Of course. Just not always consistently.
Also, hi Shino.
>>701477242
>kisses
>>701476823
>especially the piano starts playing
Dude that gave me feels
>>701476954
Ah shit! Ight then
*takes off armor til leotard* Get fucking ready
>>701476957
As if youy take your meds you psytho, drink nigga
>>701476957
Tbh highschool teen love is just a bunch of drama a lot of the time
Had three relationships throughout my time in highschool
The last one was the most fucking trouble though because it was a fucking ldr
>felix-anon
>>701477296
No.
>Slurp
>>701476579
They paid me $10 each plus its a good thing to know that they're not drunk driving or in a car crash or somethin. :>
>>701477242
I can't help it.
>I blame K
>She's the cutest thing ever and it rubs off.
She's sleeping on my bed again because she had a spooky dream.
>Gonna sleep on the couch again, kek.
>>701477042
that is unfortunate. is there any other hobbies you like? i dont do much myself
>>701477437
At least they aint stupid
I drink at home, fuck those noise having to need a nigg ato drive me and shit
>>701476823
Hmmm I might give it a shot. If I do I'll probably stream it like I did with The old iron king dlc or whatever it was. Also streamed some Sinh salt.
Brought a tear to my eye. I want to talk all about Soul of Cinder but I don't want to spoil him for ya.
>>701477269
Heyo my dude whats up
>>701477242
shino+a= (you) :>
>>701477296
You have an alright day?
>>701477487
Yea, I like making models (Vehicle ones/ etc), but I can't do that unless my situation magically changes.
And yourself, Hun?
>>701470617
Yeah, too many games and movies retain the good story all too well. I'd love to chat more, but I KO'd at the time. I'll talk to you soon
>>701471792
Hey there Shinoa
I'll talk to you all soon, I'm very tired and need some rest. It's been a blast everyone
>>701477318
Oooh, getting right into it I see~
>>701476823
You wont get cooked
Much
>>701477734
Yeah it was pretty good. Though i do need to go find myself some food soon.
How about yours?
>>701477841
i mostly just play games. ive never made a model before. Do you have any pics of things youve done?
>>701477946
Im drunk nigga be careful what you wish for
Im goin in!
>>701477571
why do you act so hard? We all know your a 90lb white boy from the burbs.
>>701478062
Oh no! Not so hard kyaaa!!!~
>>701477318
Dude same
I realized who I was fighting when I heard those 3 fucking notes
>>701477732
I hope you'll like it as much as I do
Don't worry, I know all about the lore, couldn't stop myself from watching Vaati's videos..
>>701477956
Not right now, but during January, I will
>>701477242
I've only played a littl bit of BF3 and 4. One looks cool thouhg
>>701477258
no small animals....
>>701477318
I take um they arent anti pychotics though but i might be getting some
>>701477269
Hello!
>>701477303
>
>>701477437
Try to! You're giving me diabetes
Poor K! I mean you sleeping on the couch!
>>701477734
Yup
>>701477912
Aww okay tristy:(
>>701477571
They were at a party I was gonna chill at, but it got lame and the only interesting things were the dogs.
>Plus K was at home and I'd rather play vidya with her.
>Also there were like 3 people I actually knew there.
I agree though, I'd rather drink at home than with other people.
>I just choose not to drink anymore cause K is around
>Plus I never was really into alcohol.
>>701478029
Good! Except i was a dumbass when i got home and left my keys in the ignition and my battery died.
I'm hoping letting it sit overnight it will like maybe regain some juice so it can turn over. It's practically there.
So I walked to the gas station grabbed some monsters and now i am playing final fantasy 10
>>701477732
Not much really just got done with an uneventful day, hbu
>>701478036
Not really no. I only have two I've made left, ones a cheap plastic and ones an off brand Lego thing that was on sale.
What kind of GameS do you enjoy?
>>701478352
I mainly play 4 since its my fiest bf game. Same with playing a bit of 3 too. It does! Finally a game that takes place in the great war!
>>701475971
Fine
>Dramatic Mexican soap opera music
>Still playing league
>>701478368
Hey Yuunoa, I don't think I've ever talked to you before
>>701474588
All of them?!
>It starts taking a bit at T4 and gets worse from there, but the first 3 tiers are more so introductory. Not bad at all.
>>701474989
Got a ham sandwich. And a cookie!
>>701475256
And what does a little girl like you plan to do to tall ole me? :^)
>>701475664
Oooonly for me~?
>>701478368
>Poor K
True, she had a nightmare about spiders. Kek.
>Poor me
The couch is SUPER comfy though.
>Not quite as comfy as my bed, but still, pretty gud.
>Penny~
>>701478365
That's a new one
>>701478175
You fucking weeb LMAO
Augh kimochi! So wet~
>>701478181
I was like "wait wtf is that.. OH SHIT"
>>701478365
Bullshit nigga
>>701478382
Im not huge on alcohol either but when its free, fuck it cant say no to free
>Yuno
>>701478384
Nice. That sounds like a good way to spend a night.
Apart from the car dying. That's a bummer.
>>701478537
all kinds really. which ones were you into?
tomoko
>>701478736
>Free
Oh yeah before K and J came along, my favourite brand of any alcohol was free.
>My second favourite was discount. Kek.
>>701479132
Same for the most part. But I loved metal gear, DEus ex and the likes.
