Hunger Games Sim Thread
Full of Sex custom events edition
Post 48 whores to kill one another
Rules: no same exact tributes
the US female water polo team
Alright who is the guy that makes the ads for the team battles?
>Team Jack Frost
>Team dumbfuck squad
>Old Guard Team
>mfw pressed the reset tributes button like an idiot
Bump the thread if you please gents.
i started the booking by complete accident lol
Welp. Might as well post some of these then.
well fuck i geuss i miss out on team battle
>Rip Team Tord
If one of the teams doesn't show just open up those slots as wildcards. Let them play their way in again.
I shalls do that then.
On a slightly relateds note, I ams working ons a customs HG code.
It ams pirate-themed. I am opens to suggestions, if you ams interested.
There ams already four, but I coulds remove one that ams less goods.
I'm gonna assume the "ripping out the mace" is a fucking hand job cuz I can.
I know what removing kebab is. I was saying none of mine died.
Queen snake is probably tentacle raping Megumin while Mercy wants to join.
Pillsbury Doughboy is cucked by Reinhard Heydrich and Misaki.
R34 Jimmy Nelson hunts for someone to fug.
Rikka is having wild seccs.
Dick pole is gang banged by the old fags.
Some faggots are dying, who cares, right?
What if I told you Metroid is a girl?
I hope next game I can introduce a new challenger
Jimmy Nelson and Jack Frost, masters of the surprise buttsecks.
Ren Kylo dick's wasn't big enough so he just decide to snuggle.
Lina has a zoophilia fettish.
Megumin, Snek and Asulma tried joining the US water pole team but are unsuccessful.
Brad and Misaki will now Allahu for Akbar.
The rest are dying or something.
OMGFAAAAAHHHH IT'S SAMUS U DIOT (It's just a prank bro)
What's a "Samus"? This is Metroid. She's a cute.
The US water pole team gang bangs Rarara with a bunch of dildos.
Ren Kylo can't fug due his lil dick now he admits he's a bronyfag, what a faggot.
Jimmy Nelson surprise buttsecks strikes again!
Samus grabs Megumin by a chain strapped on her neck as she kneels down, Samus claiming Megu is her bitch.
Naked Kazugeta comes out of the closet.
Trashman and Mercy fug.
Dross Rotzank is too shy to ask Seductive Thor some gay sex, so Dross runs away.
Jimmy's Nelson GF IS TRAP!
Tornado XXX probably fugs Rarara while Dick pole watches from far away with his dick erect.
Asulma thinks about her man, Kazugeta.
Jimmy Nelson strikes once again with his angry rampaging buttsecks.
I'll try making my narratives more dramatic for now on.
Reinhard Heydrich stumbles across the US female water team, instead of being violently raped, like the other tributes, the girls show some real affection for Reinhard.
Things are not going well for Jimmy and his tranny GF. After she discovered Jimmy has been going around fucking other men, they have a serious discussion and she refuses to buy him a pepsi.
Kazugeta has finally shown off his true colors. After being smacked by dildos he couldn't help but fell horny and fuck the first man he saw, that man was Hitler.
The BDSM broke Megumin, what was left of a innocent girl has turned into a slut monster, hitting her victims and succumbing them into fettishes, Medusa was her first.
Should I keep this up?
The broken man, Bradley, finds Spongebob having trouble to sleep, Brad remembers the sad times he had to cry so that he could sleep due his asshole father. In order to calm Spongebob and give him a peaceful night, Brad tells him a bedtime story.
Reinhard Heydrich may have fucked an entire group of women, but when Reinhard wakes up, he finds out he hasn't been with a group of sexy water pole girls but instead, the HG oldfags.
Megumin succumbed into the fetishes, she has become a sexual deviant, on the sitation that she's in, she's not fit for the normal world anymore, she's fucking useless.
The night is dark and calm... if wasn't by Tacgnol's snoring that is, a snore that could wake up even the deaf ones. Rikka descides to silence that snore.
Impressed by Freiza's power level, The Darkman cannot help but try to get Frieza as his bitch and he manages to do so. Asulma watches from the distance and wishes her man, Kazugeta, was still an hetero man.
I was expecting this thread to have better pictures to masturbate to
What'cha guys listening to?
Apperently the HG oldfags had a long time relationship with Brad, however Kazugeta comes in and manages to break that bond so he can take Brad for himself.
Drown Goddess and Asulma go in the hunt for faggots again, after a long search the two of those bitches find Frieza and Rikka fucking behind tree. The two of them finish them off.
After calm night that Spongebob had due Brad's storytime, Spongebob lets his guard down not realising that Hitler, the madman with only a ball on his sack, was looking for some hole to fuck and for Hitler's luck, Spongebob had many holes.
Sinistar and Jimmy Nelson, two man who can't understand why they were choosen to be in this game where people are relentless fucking one another, what mad man could have come with the idea for a game like this?!
Don't judge me.
For some reason reading these descriptions makes me hear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yhh5Ol7AZ8
El walks through the cold night, looking for any kind of shelter to protect her. Luckily for her, Hitler was there and led El to strange looking house. As El goes inside, Hitler closes the door and turns on the lights revealing all kinds of sex toys scattered around the place.
Jimmy Nelson looks for a innocent ass, one that hasn't been taken by anyone yet. After a long search he finds Wombat, an ass that never saw the light of day, Jimmy calls Wombat for fight but it was actually trap... either way, Wombat does not show up and Jimmy's is left craving for sex.
Bradley clothes are torn apart and dirty, he has not other choice but to walk around naked.
That's all I can come up with for Night 4.
Reinhard manages to get Kazugeta back with his waifu again, when the two decides to make up with each-other and fuck, Kazugeta asks Reinhard if he wants to join him and Asulma. Asluma thinks "how could have I married this fucking faggot."
Drown Goddess has a unrelenting urge to fuck El, as she approaches El she can't help but only kissing her and running away instead of the wild seccs she so desires.
Darkman challenges Josef into a sword fight with their penises, Josef accepts and takes off his pants but Darkman quickly runs away as he sees Josef's girth.
Brad just doesn't care anymore.
QUICK! WITHOUT USING GOOGLE, NAME THE SIX PROPERTIES OF WATER!
>Also, whats up my fellow faggots?
you just completely missed the booking by like 2 hours lol
GET OUT, DID I REALLY?!?!
You totally called it.
He's pretty pissed.
Misaki finds Thor sitting next to a tree, hurt and in pain. She takes Thor to her shelter where she tends his wounds, however as Misaki turns around, Thor can't help but notice she's taking her clothes off.
Hitler is sick of the raping, sick of the sex, he just wants love, someone who he can hold hands and spend some time with. As Hitler sits on the shadows about to cry Rick Harrison appears and asks if Hitler wants to snuggle with him. Hitler accepts.
Spongeboib after being relentlessly raped by Hitler, he can't help but think that his boyfriend... whoever that is, would have done it differently for him
El is alone, no one to stay with her, El tells her sad backstory and childhood to Brad. Due pity, Brad decides to stay with her, even though he thinks he doesn't deserve it.
After Reinhard's sexy time with the HG oldfags he realities who he really is and decides to spend some quality time with Andrew Luck.
Properties of water? I can only think of Atlantis.
Wait until Mabel gets a load of it.
Oh well, unless Nelson suddenly comes out of the and saves me, I'll be sitting this one out.
I don't care honestly. It would be nice to spectate these things for once.
So I just ordered this online.
Anyone know where to find merch of Pyro Jack? He looks too lonely without his bro.
Naked Kazugeta approaches Josef and says he needs something really important from him, Josef gets near Kazugeta and asks what is it but Kazugeta is afraid the things between them might change, Josef says there's nothing Kazugeta should fear and that it will be alright. Kazugeta asks for a fucking Pespi.
Jack Frost beats up Hitler and throws him near tree, he grabs Hitler by his neck and says that this was for all the lives he fucked back at WaW II. Jack Frost unzips his dick...
The rest are just fucking around.
>R34 Jimmy Nelson kills Super Hot Andrew Luck
Even though Kazugeta has become a homo, she can't help but think the man he once was before he was a faggot.
Josef finds about Jack Frost relentless fucking with Hitler. He quickly takes action and finishes him off for ever messing with his husbando.
Hitler can't help but worship himself.
When is TeamBattle 4?
>Also, CHECK THESE FUCKING SINGLES
After Jack Frost's death, Hitler and his partner meet up with one another on the feast and celebrate by eating.
The feast doesn't seems to have seccs events.
Cool. I'll be there, lurking, judgeing, and shitposting.
Josef didn't do so well after that Feast.
Hitler, being part of the HG oldfag crew themselves decides to meet them on the beach and spend some happy time drawing memes on the sand.
Kazugeta's body is strong and sexy enough to attract the likes of Medusa, however no woman shall have it due Kaz's homosexuality.
Look what you did Kazugeta! All this faggotry and now your bitch is dead! Damn it all
After Hitler spent some time with the oldfags they all decide to snuggle for the night and have a calm sleep. Reinhard can't help but wish he was there.
Medusa is abducted by the /b/tards... us, and she's forced to watch trap porn... if it were me I'd be fucking her already.
Medusa realizes that being a close friend to Kazugeta is the closest she'll ever get to him, she accepts that fate and decides to make childish jokes with him.
Seeing how Reinhard was already dealt with by the oldfags, Medusa decides to end the nazis once and for all... but she doesn't.
Naked Kazugeta finds about his waifu's death and can't help to smoke until his lungs bleed out.
The oldfags show up and decide to abduct Medusa, however Medusa had enough of being captured. One by one the old fags either fall on the ground bleeding or stand where they are forever by becoming rocks.
50/50 TIMES FAGS, WHO'S WINNING?
The night is dark and the rain strong. Somehow the moon shines from the horizon even with the clouded sky blocking it. Hitler and Medusa appear near the beach, both heavily armed for this final duel. Hitler quickly charges at Medusa but she manages to dodge his first attack and counter attack by bitting Hitler with the snakes she has on her hair. Medusa grabs Hitler by the neck and looks into his eyes, slowly turning him into rock, however and Hitler legs starts to solidify, he reach out to his pocked to reveal a giant dildo, without hesitation Hitler smacks Medusa so hard she turns into a rock herself.
After the countless rapes and victims Hitler has made, he survived and was awarded with the victory.
Oh my god that took so fucking long, I'm never doing that again.
Hitler didn't even need a damn mirror, for he was already rockhard.
We better have a drawfag to redraw this but with hitler instead of the funky black dude
Well, Tonight was super fun. But I'ma head out now.
Unless, of course, There's going to be another game.
Sorry gents I won't make another one, it's really fucking late here, I'm going to bed.
Heading to bed, catch yall later
You should all watch Boku no Pico.
By far the best Anime I've ever seen ever.
Don't ask questions.
Just watch it. And get back to me.
alright boys good night
make sure you don't let any demons possess you in your sleep tonight
I've heard of boku no pico.
Please take my advice and watch boku no hero instead