Hi, I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my Pawn Shop Simulator.
> You can't kill my price cuss I am Rick.
> Post the image of the thing you want sell, small info and a fake bio.
> When arrive to $50,000,000 on my bill, the game restarts.
> Singles need wait until to dubs for get attetion.
> Dubs can sell their things.
> Trips can sell 2 to 3 things.
> Quads its my soon.
> Quints its now Rick.
How much could I get for this?
Looking for tendies and good boy points ONLY. Call in an expert and Ill respond back to you. Its a very rare pepe from what Im told.
No my nerddy nerd, the GameStop its on the next block.
How much for this Shiny
Okay anons, let me see if is an fucking BATTLETOADS in this fucking Pawn Shop Sim.
This painting is pretty neat. How much can I get?
Hey, Rick. I have this fart pad thats gently used. You could probably get away with a few more farts with this bad boy. Its actually attached to my undies, so thats a bonus. Two really neat items for the price of one.
How much could I get?
Hey Rick I'm looking to sell the famous groin costume from pornhubs guardians of the Galaxy porno, it's in great condition and was made with great care looking for at least $12,500
I'm selling a Luffah, it was made in MS Paint, starts at $5
How much will you give me for this car?
It's got 60,000km on it
Oh and 2 girls got pregnant in the back seat
There are no stains from said impregnation
I have some gg turds. How much?
Hey Rob, how much can i get for this?
I think its may be a gay porn or something...
Just cuss all want Battletoads...
$666, NO MORE, NO LESS.
alright faggots, the pawn shop has a limited edition copy of battle toads.
How much will you give me for my lizard?
It's special power is it can screech extremely loudly
Earplugs are necessary at all times when within 5 feet of the lizard
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
This is a one of a kind piece that has been in our family. How much can I get for this?
So, im known in the cosplay circles for my hyper realistic costumes. This bad boy gets me soooo muuuuch puuuuussy.
Lets make a deal?
How much for this vintage shotgun from WWI?
How much for this one of a kind handgun? It was created in WW2 by the Japanese to commit seppuku easier.
How much for this bottle of piss I found in Target?
Oh... Whe start by $640. NO MORE NIGGER.
How much can I get for this di Vinci piece?
How much for this unique ostrich here? It's the only one in the world.
I need to get rid of this FAST. It may, or may not be related to the 9/11 hijackings, making it too hot for my collection.
Gotta get rid of it. How much?
sup faggots, this is Rich Harrington and welcome to my pawnshop
>tfw you shove the hamster up your butthole and retrieve it when you need the knife.
You cant do dat anon, I am Rick Harrison and this is my Pawn Shop.
trying to sell buzz here, my great grandpaps got him for 30.00 trying to sell for 50 or even 70 dollars heard he's a really rare dildo, and has been passed down in my family for generations
lets step outside and handle this faggot.
I was saying thirty dollars faggot.
thats me punk, buy shit from my pawn shop or end up in a stretcher.
*sigh* okay ima sell 2 things.
I want to sell my de vinci which was posted above
And I want to sell this Andy warhol sketch
Great glad I could work something out. Chum'll write youre when your ready.
How much for my de Vinci paintings?
I'd like to sell this magical wallpaper
the monster comes alive if u look at its eyes
plz buy it from me, i woke it up 1nce and it killed my entire family
Hi, im cat detective. Im here to audit you're business for cat fraud.
better be cash, or ill put you in the ICU.
How much for this painting Rick? It's an original.
Hey Rick, I've come in today because I want to sell my signed picture of Harambe. This picture was given to me by my father who got it signed when Harambe was still a young gorilla without a care in the world. You know, he was always a great role model but nobody really knew how amazing he was until he was killed just trying to protect a kid.
*wipes away tears*
Anyways, I'm looking to make a state-of-the-art VR porn room, and I really dont want to skimp, so how does 3million dollars sound for this picture?
How much for the bike, the sword, AND the jacket?
Im a cool dude, so you better give me a cool price. Dont fuck me over, Rick.
look buddy don't make me pull the trigger on this bad boy
How much for my sword here? It's been passed through my family for over a thousand years.
Hey, you know a million bucks sounds real great but I dont think that would cover the cost of the entire setup I got planned for my VR porn room. I would have to cut out the horse dick simulator machine for sure...
I just cant do it Rick, anyway you can come up to 2.5 million?
This is in bad taste on behalf of the cat community. Cat detective finds this gross and disrespectful.
Good day, fine sir.
I have this suit of armor thats been passed down from generation to generation. It was used by the Knights Templar during the Crusades.
I hate to part with it, but I need money to buy a Russian bride from the internet.
Get out of my pawnshop and take your gorilla with you.
deal. how much for this spider? it's pretty spooki but i dont know if it's poisonous. asking price is 10 billion dollars
I have this one of a kind un-spilled glass of chocolate milk
Its one of the only left of its kind
I'll let it go for 1000000
I'll negotiate a little
But this is a very rare item
This vagina life support system has hardly been used, never talks back and knows how to keep a goddamn secret.
$20,000,000 and its yours.
How much would you pay for pair of retard tank tops, I make them with my other downs friends from tumblr so you know it's good quality
How much for this here dabbing Hawaiian? It's been around since the dawn of the islands.
How much can I get for this first edition holo Charizard?
Hey guys, you know what, I really just dont know how much this is worth, and I remember how much it meant to my father. He actually ended up killing himself once he found out the news about Harambe.
*takes moment to collect self*
Anyway that you could call in a Harambe meme expert who can make this easier for all of us?
Keep in mind I have to make a profit... I might be able to sell it for 50k bit that doesnt mean I can buy it for that much. Eould you settle and leave us today for 25000 dollars?
Rick, I found this very old map in my attic. It used to belong to my dead retarded black jew great-grandmother who was gassed by Hitler during WWII.
Nope its worrhless. Youre father died in vain.
THE PAWN SHOP SIMULATOR HAS STOPPED.
FIND AN OPTION ON INTERNET OR JUST PLAY ANOTHER GAME, YOU SCUMBAG.
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Hi brock looking to pawn this sweet thing my sister left in her garden, best offer?
Hey Rick I found this old fully functioning sex doll in my grandads attic after he passed away a couple chromosomes ago, I hate to part with it was his but I need money to buy a new gaming rig since my gf with autism decided to take a hot steamy shit on my old one
Rick, how much can I get for this hard-working African gentleman pictured here? You don't have to pay him and he'll work day and night with very little back talk.
I've got one pupper for you Rick, slightly used.
yo rick, i found this spidey meme, i'll sell for 4k what say you?
nice doin business with ya. how abut putting me on security detail instead of that fat nigger you have at the shop.
Nice spanish fagerino :^)