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Hi, I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my Pawn Shop Simulator.

Rulz:
> You can't kill my price cuss I am Rick.
> Post the image of the thing you want sell, small info and a fake bio.
> When arrive to $50,000,000 on my bill, the game restarts.

> Singles need wait until to dubs for get attetion.
> Dubs can sell their things.
> Trips can sell 2 to 3 things.
> Quads its my soon.
> Quints its now Rick.
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>>701467427

How much could I get for this?
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>>701467812
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>>701467427
Do you guys have battletoads?
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>>701467427
Looking for tendies and good boy points ONLY. Call in an expert and Ill respond back to you. Its a very rare pepe from what Im told.
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>>701467994
No my nerddy nerd, the GameStop its on the next block.
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My sister raided from a pup. How much?
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>>701468064
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>>701467427
How much for this Shiny
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>>701468197
Need wait anon, get on the line for the dubs.
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>>701467427
Have any battletoads?
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>>701467427
Wondering if you have battletoads in stock.
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Need some battletoads? Got that in stock?
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Okay anons, let me see if is an fucking BATTLETOADS in this fucking Pawn Shop Sim.
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Looking for battletoads. Did I come to the right place?
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>>701467427
This painting is pretty neat. How much can I get?
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>>701468435
Are you unfamiliar with /b/s history with this pawnshop newfriend?

Also I need battletoads.
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Starting by $500.
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>>701467427
Hey, Rick. I have this fart pad thats gently used. You could probably get away with a few more farts with this bad boy. Its actually attached to my undies, so thats a bonus. Two really neat items for the price of one.
How much could I get?
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Have you heard of a game called battletoads?
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>>701468222
Im insulted ricky. Your dead to me.
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>>701468669
Only cuss you have the 69.

Starting by $199. No less.
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How much for my nose papers?
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>>701468804
We got a deal. I'll miss that pad.
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Hey Rick I'm looking to sell the famous groin costume from pornhubs guardians of the Galaxy porno, it's in great condition and was made with great care looking for at least $12,500
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>>701467427
How much for this 15 watts anal berzerker?
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>>701468880
Thank you anon, remeber this is my Pawn Shop.
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>>701467812
better ask chumlee, hes more familiar with this item.
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I'm selling a Luffah, it was made in MS Paint, starts at $5
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How much will you give me for this car?

It's got 60,000km on it

Oh and 2 girls got pregnant in the back seat

There are no stains from said impregnation
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>>701468887
To near for fucking Quads.
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I have some gg turds. How much?
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>>701469024
roll
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>>701469119
It ain't worth shit nikka
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I need the dubs for make a sell.
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>>701467427
Hey Rob, how much can i get for this?
I think its may be a gay porn or something...
.
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>>701469660
Just cuss all want Battletoads...

$666, NO MORE, NO LESS.
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alright faggots, the pawn shop has a limited edition copy of battle toads.
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>>701469024
rollerino
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>>701469776
Sold!
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How much will you give me for my lizard?

It's special power is it can screech extremely loudly

Earplugs are necessary at all times when within 5 feet of the lizard
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>>701469864
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
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>>701469956
ONE OFF?
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>>701469990
9 OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?
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>>701469055
Dubs is right probably should just kill my self
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>>701469922
Okay anon, remeber this is my swamp shop, oh... PAWN...
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This is a one of a kind piece that has been in our family. How much can I get for this?
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>>701469968
positively sure.
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>>701467427
So, im known in the cosplay circles for my hyper realistic costumes. This bad boy gets me soooo muuuuch puuuuussy.
Lets make a deal?
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How much for this vintage shotgun from WWI?
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>>701470180
Ayy lmao.
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Hello Randy. Id actually like to make a purchase of this item >>701467812
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How much for this one of a kind handgun? It was created in WW2 by the Japanese to commit seppuku easier.
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How much for this bottle of piss I found in Target?
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>>701470522
Oh... Whe start by $640. NO MORE NIGGER.
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>>701470537

That is clearly Summer Jeans, nice try. 29.99 it is.
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How much for this unique weapon here?
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How much can I get for this di Vinci piece?
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>>701470452
5 cheeseburgers and we have a deal.
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>>701470624
Can we do $700? My wife said if I don't get at least that much she's kicking me out.
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>>701470699
$50,000.
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>>701470757
Deal!
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How much for this unique ostrich here? It's the only one in the world.
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>>701470783
$670/80 or get out of my Pawn Shop, cuss I am playing Minecraft.
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>>701470835
10 million.
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>>701470945
Deal.
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>>701470952
$60,600. Its the last price nigger.
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How much for this ultra rare Pepe?
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>>701467427
I need to get rid of this FAST. It may, or may not be related to the 9/11 hijackings, making it too hot for my collection.
Gotta get rid of it. How much?
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>>701471049
Playing hard to get eh?
10,000,000 No less than that or I shut this place down *pulls out FBI Badge* you don't want to go away for fraud do you?
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How much for this Filipino hot dog?
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sup faggots, this is Rich Harrington and welcome to my pawnshop
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>>701471294
[breaths intense]

GET OUT OF MY PAWN SHOP, I AM PLAYIN' MINECRAFT!
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How much for my special edition Mr. Potatoe Head?
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>>701471426
Noice try feggoty.
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>>701471245
>tfw you shove the hamster up your butthole and retrieve it when you need the knife.
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>>701471426
Hey jabroni, wheres Rich?
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How much for this Picasso?
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>>701471439
*pulls gun out* Give me all your money now


*resets money to 0*
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How much for this one of a kind pizza plant?
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>>701471654
You cant do dat anon, I am Rick Harrison and this is my Pawn Shop.
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>>701471607
Ill give you thirty for it.
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>>701471804
I WILL PULL THE MOTHER FUCKING TRIGGER IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW.
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>>701471607
WTF is that actually a chicken heart?
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>>701471888
OH, TRIPS! You want sell 2 or 3 things?
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trying to sell buzz here, my great grandpaps got him for 30.00 trying to sell for 50 or even 70 dollars heard he's a really rare dildo, and has been passed down in my family for generations
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>>701471872
Thirty grand seems a bit low.
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>>701471537
lets step outside and handle this faggot.
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>>701471983
>thirty grand

I was saying thirty dollars faggot.
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>>701471975
I want the God damn money in the God damn bag. *cocks gun*
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how much for this hat?
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>>701471981
Ill give you 5 dollars of cold hard cash.
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fuck you bald bitch
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>>701472135
3 bucks.
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>>701472088
I buy Rich by $500,000.
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>>701472174
Ill give you nine dollars.
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kek
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>>701472288
Ill give you .25
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>>701472147
its a little lower than i wanted it to go for, but at the end of the day im glad i finally got rid of that thing. Deal.
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I WANT MY MONEY
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>>701472091
Throw in a dank meme and you've got yourself a deal.
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>>701472288
I buy Harambe Harrison by $300,000.
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>>701472347
5 dollars not moving up.
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hey how much are you willing to take this for
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>>701472368
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>>701472369
Your welcome. After tax this comes out to 2.69 cents. Chumlee write him up.
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>>701471596
thats me punk, buy shit from my pawn shop or end up in a stretcher.
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>>701472427
reroll. heard this one was an antique!
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>>701472380
Fine then.
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>>701469956
>>701469990
>>701470052
hello I'd like to sell these posts for 100000 Internet shekels
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>>701472427
8000 dollars right now. Nongimmicks
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>>701472371
*sigh* okay ima sell 2 things.
I want to sell my de vinci which was posted above

And I want to sell this Andy warhol sketch
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>>701472401
Deal
>>701472401
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COME ON NIGGERS, MOAR DOLLARS.
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>>701472660
Ill give you fifteen dollars.
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>>701472632
sounds like a deal. i'll be back tomorrow to fill out the paperwork.
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>>701472732
70 grand.
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>>701472754
Great glad I could work something out. Chum'll write youre when your ready.
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I AM RICK HARRISON AND THIS PAWN SHOP ITS NOW RICH.
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How much this
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How much for my de Vinci paintings?
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>>701472831
Hmmm. 70 dollars is my limit.
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>>701472660
$100,000 for all, no moar.
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>>701472928

Can chum hook me up with an AR15 and some meth?
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>>701472980
But you offered 60g just for my de vinci up there.
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How much for over 20 lbs of pussy and ass?
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>>701472962
Anon... this is a one of a kind. I offer you 7.
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I'd like to sell this magical wallpaper

the monster comes alive if u look at its eyes

plz buy it from me, i woke it up 1nce and it killed my entire family
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>>701467427
Hi, im cat detective. Im here to audit you're business for cat fraud.
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How much for these vape pens?
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>>701473038
DEAL
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>>701473061
How ever Im not an expert in this type. It could be fake no risks... 300 dollars. Take it. Or leave it.
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>>701473070
7 million and you got yourself a deal.
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How much can I get for this game?
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>>701472203
better be cash, or ill put you in the ICU.
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>>701473085
Ill give you 5 bucks.
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How much for this painting Rick? It's an original.
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>>701473144
Fuck you faggot the other guy gave me 100g I'm good
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>>701473153

How about we meet in the middle. 500 bucks.
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>>701473166
DEAL! NIGGER.
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>>701473164
Its worthless. I decline.
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Hey Rick, I've come in today because I want to sell my signed picture of Harambe. This picture was given to me by my father who got it signed when Harambe was still a young gorilla without a care in the world. You know, he was always a great role model but nobody really knew how amazing he was until he was killed just trying to protect a kid.

*wipes away tears*

Anyways, I'm looking to make a state-of-the-art VR porn room, and I really dont want to skimp, so how does 3million dollars sound for this picture?
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>>701473197
i think you meant 5 trillion.
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>>701473274
5 grand and you got yourself a deal.
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>>701473311
Three bucks.
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>>701473311
>watching intently
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>>701473311
$999,999 for Harambe signature.
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>>701473344
Fine. Chum'll write you up.
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>>701473311
7 million dollars and my dick picture take it or leave it
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How much does this comedy piece go for?
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>>701473334
Meet me somewhere in the middle. 7.75 cents?
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>>701473494
Hm
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How much for my Jurassic park game collection?
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>>701473494
Its worthless. Literally millions of copies around. That being said I decline to bid for it.
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How much for this used blinker fluid?
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>>701467427
How much for the bike, the sword, AND the jacket?
Im a cool dude, so you better give me a cool price. Dont fuck me over, Rick.
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>>701473586
One dollar.
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>>701473610
So uh 35$?
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>>701473530
look buddy don't make me pull the trigger on this bad boy
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Ayy Ricky how much can I get for this dabbing frog?
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>>701473616
Its priceless anon. That being said I decline to bid.
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>>701473619
$999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.10
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How much for my sword here? It's been passed through my family for over a thousand years.
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>>701473704
Forgot pic
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>>701473306

>worthless
>not knowing the glory of Crab Nicholson

Your loss pal. :^)
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>>701473688
Fine fine. Lets go up to say.... 5 dollars. I have to make a profit.
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>>701473411
Hey, you know a million bucks sounds real great but I dont think that would cover the cost of the entire setup I got planned for my VR porn room. I would have to cut out the horse dick simulator machine for sure...

I just cant do it Rick, anyway you can come up to 2.5 million?
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>>701473766
$600. With a tax for the potato.
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>>701470699
This is in bad taste on behalf of the cat community. Cat detective finds this gross and disrespectful.
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>>701467427
Good day, fine sir.
I have this suit of armor thats been passed down from generation to generation. It was used by the Knights Templar during the Crusades.
I hate to part with it, but I need money to buy a Russian bride from the internet.
How much?
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>>701473819
Get out of my pawnshop and take your gorilla with you.
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>>701473792
deal. how much for this spider? it's pretty spooki but i dont know if it's poisonous. asking price is 10 billion dollars
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>>701473872

Deal
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Rick

I have this one of a kind un-spilled glass of chocolate milk

Its one of the only left of its kind

I'll let it go for 1000000
I'll negotiate a little
But this is a very rare item
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>>701473952
Ill give you 50k
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>>701473819
Now I'm not OP but you see the Harambe meme is basically dying and has already reached his peak so best I can do is 1.5 million
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>>701473962
Youve got yourself a deal anon.
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I'm Rick now, check em
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>>701467427
This vagina life support system has hardly been used, never talks back and knows how to keep a goddamn secret.
$20,000,000 and its yours.
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>>701474015
Ill take it!
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How much would you pay for pair of retard tank tops, I make them with my other downs friends from tumblr so you know it's good quality
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>>701473996
Lets negotiate. 50 bucks.
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>>701473952
I'll give you a rune scimitar
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How much for this here dabbing Hawaiian? It's been around since the dawn of the islands.
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>>701474110
Great! Ill take care of your armor piece.
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>>701467427
How much can I get for this first edition holo Charizard?
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>>701474088
To much, $900,000. No more.
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>>701473735
Thats a pretty cool deal. Ill take it.
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>>701474169
Thats worthless.
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>>701474077
I buy the Banana by $700.
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>>701474120
I don't think I can do it for 50 bucks

How about 500000
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>>701467427
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>>701474186
Hmmm. Ill say about 15 bucks. And thats being nice.
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>>701474229
I'll settle for 50k
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>>701474205
$10,000,000 FIRM, just like its ass.
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>>701474170
Youre a scholar and a gentleman, Rick.
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>>701474211
OH FUCK....
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>>701474292
Meet me in the middle... 750 dollars.
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>>701473955
>>701474019
Hey guys, you know what, I really just dont know how much this is worth, and I remember how much it meant to my father. He actually ended up killing himself once he found out the news about Harambe.

*takes moment to collect self*

Anyway that you could call in a Harambe meme expert who can make this easier for all of us?
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>>701474305
$15,000 and you've got yourself a deal.
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OP HERE.

THE FUCKING SYSTEM BREAKS DOWN.
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How much for this statue?
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>>701474310
Keep in mind I have to make a profit... I might be able to sell it for 50k bit that doesnt mean I can buy it for that much. Eould you settle and leave us today for 25000 dollars?
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>>701474384
How about 25000
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>>701474396
Respect to all animals!
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Rick, I found this very old map in my attic. It used to belong to my dead retarded black jew great-grandmother who was gassed by Hitler during WWII.
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>>701474523
Let's meet in the middle at 40k.
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>>701474396
Nope its worrhless. Youre father died in vain.
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>>701474456
Alright fine.
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>>701474261
it's priceless
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>>701474591
It's worthless, it has a 9gag logo.
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>>701474524
Deal.
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THE PAWN SHOP SIMULATOR HAS STOPPED.

FIND AN OPTION ON INTERNET OR JUST PLAY ANOTHER GAME, YOU SCUMBAG.

[ OK ] [ OK ] [ OK ]
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>>701474608
30k?
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>>701474712
Thanks Rick! Be careful with that milk now, don't spill it haha
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>>701474712
i dont like your attitude, the deals off
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How much for this here painting?
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>>701474742
35 and you've got yourself a deal.
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Hi brock looking to pawn this sweet thing my sister left in her garden, best offer?
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THANKS FOR PLAYING, WHE BREAK THE FUCKING GAME WITH THAT NUMBERS.

- With love. Ricky Harrison.
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Hey Rick I found this old fully functioning sex doll in my grandads attic after he passed away a couple chromosomes ago, I hate to part with it was his but I need money to buy a new gaming rig since my gf with autism decided to take a hot steamy shit on my old one
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Rick, how much can I get for this hard-working African gentleman pictured here? You don't have to pay him and he'll work day and night with very little back talk.
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>>701467427
I've got one pupper for you Rick, slightly used.
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>>701474844
Ok...but I must warn you. There is no denying ricky >>701474889
And deal.
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>>701474976
JOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS SHIT.
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>>701475007
I keep forgetting pic
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yo rick, i found this spidey meme, i'll sell for 4k what say you?
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TIME STAMPERINO.
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>>701475181
Hmmm. How about 99k?
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How much for this truck?
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>>701473287
nice doin business with ya. how abut putting me on security detail instead of that fat nigger you have at the shop.
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>>701475198
Nice spanish fagerino :^)
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$1,000,000.

the rare ylyl banananan
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>>701476655
duble dubs
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