Tfw no dinosaur
Can someone post the story about the guy who ate a bunch of MRE's and had a violent shit of epic proportions?
And the best part is i just get to keep accumulating replies to repost my success
>This guy has an infinitely negative amount of fucks.
i dont know what this is, but i dont like it.
Yeah, I hear lightning has a hard time running through aluminum.
My sides! Anon, you motherfucker, I'm recovering from surgery and didn't expect to lose my sides!
God fucking damn it
Have a gif you beautiful bastard
may, 14 you dumb ass-raping monkey fucker.
She deserves to get hit for leaving the toilet lid up.
My dad did those kinds of things to me occasionally, more so with taking revenge pranks overboard, but passive-aggressive nonetheless. This one time I scared the shit outta him in his sleep (on purpose) and the next day he put a giant fucking dead woodchuck in my bed under the sheets. He picked it up from the side of the road and left it there for when I came home. I ended up getting into bed with it.
Newfag. Kys. Thnx