This piece of shit
Animal Crossing: Newleaf
Bumfuck nowhere jap farmer town where everyone quickly ages and dies simulator AKA Harvest Moon DS
the wind-up pokemon game where you make toys fuck and suck before they get beaten
And the pece du resistunCe
7 Days to Die
7 days to die
aint shit to do in that game but die, its laggy as hell, it looks awful, zombie noises are fucking annoying, build takes a metric fuckton of effort and it still all looks like muddy shit
you are always overheated or freezing to death even inside
guns arent fun to shoot, fucking gun cases have gun parts in them instead of entiere guns if that makes sense
the settings go back when i exit out of them
That was a steaming piece of shit. Syndicate was loads better but they gotta change something up because that series is getting stale. Like no more animus unless it's going back to the Precursors time.
Pic related. It started out awesome then turned into a snooze fest
Dragons dogma for the 360
>thanks eb games(gamestop)
>what a great LOOKING game
>oh boy i cant wait
>what the fuck is this shit
>i get that its an rpg with equip slots and reasonable gameplay
>the fucking game itself is 1/3 horizontal bars on my screen
>the other 2/3 are black widescreen bars
>fucking returning this shit
>what the fuck do you mean this $70 only buys back for $10
I don't imagine enough people have played this game to agree with me on this, but my god.
There is nothing funny in it. This is not the blood dragon i wanted.
every good level is outnumbered 2:1 by every FUCKING bad level, and the only good levels are the one's where you're using a bike and nothing else. FUCK the platforming, FUCK the jetpack, and FUUUUUCK the towing level.
The main voice actors are so fucking annoying that by the last 2 chapters i turned off voices and subtitles and had a mildly improved experience. do not recommend
I regret buying BFH, but I don't hate it. I had a lot of fun with it, but it wasn't worth the $20 I paid for it
All the Strongholds past Crusader.
They just got progressively worse, such a shame.
>pic not related
>one of the best games ever
Same on 7dtd
Went back to it after a year, they're trying this look at how pretty our game is with shitty detail that just ended up making it laggy, lack significant content and never handled the cheaters and retarded server owners, official servers were also trash.
Warhammer total war
Medal of Honor
Team fucking fortress 2, at least i got a hat right?
I should have known it would suck. I just keep remembering back to the SNES days playing that awesome dragon of destiny. Yes I paid $60 for it. Some parts aren't bad but I something's just dont translate well.
I love this game. I can see why there's haters but I think it will get better with patches. Something to play til star citizen anyway.
Not the same anon here, but let the burn heal bro, your comebacks are being the lamest ones. You can get out of intarwebs and go play with alien-kun for a while.
>triggered because somebody doesn't likes what he likes
>ad-hominem-prone closet case obsessed that much about other people's sexuality
>inb4 he accuses another anon of homosexuality
No man's sky? More like no man's buy!!
or no man's LIE!!!!
I bought elite dangerous and played for 2 hours. I miss that $60. Could have sponsored a starving kid.
It really depends on the person. Personally for me I played it alot the first week it came out then gradually stopped. Every now and then I'll start it up and play a few matches.
>TL;DR Fun but best played in doses
This piece of shit.
When I first heard of its western announcement I was fucking pumped, a Monster Hunter style Final Fantasy game? Fuck yea! I even traded in Monster Hunter 4 U like 4 months early to assure I'd get it on time. Once I actually bought it, I was almost immediately dissapointed. The gameplay itself isn't horrible, and it can even be fun at times, but the frame rate drops are UNACCEPTABLE. They had a year to fix it for the western release. a damn YEAR. Any gameplay that involves a boss (the game's core enemies) is so lag ridden at times that it makes me wince in disgust. At one point my gaming group banned anyone from using magic with the exception of Bards and Healers. It was that bad. I traded it in 2 weeks after getting it to buy Fire Emblem Fates, which was a vastly superior game that I still play 6-7 months later.
its a niche title. I can see hating it. I loved it though. have had a really good time with it and still do,
pic related and anything by David Cage and Quatum Dreams
Fatal fury. I thought I was getting fatal fury 2 where the girl's titties shook when she won
This was by far the most frustrating fucking thing I'd ever played
World of Warcraft: Cataclysm.
Almost regret WOTLK as well for how shit the game was, but then again I had a fun time in the first season playing with my mates and the world itself was awesome, just that the game mechanics sucked.
Cut Scene Exposition 4: Shitty acting and Jap Action tropes.
this. this fucking flaming turd.
i bought it on the strength of the originals, and, by god, the disappointment.
it was $30 bucks and that was 80's dollars niggers
yeah i bought it for $60 sold it to my cousin for $30. so much fucking pay-to-play nonsense. the maps sucked, not enough vehicles... nothing like the godliness i spent hours destroying on the ps2.
fuck EA. worthless corporate cunts.
>never buying another DICE game
>never buying another EA game
>never buying another Ubisoft game
>never buying another Activision game
I loved the soundtrack like crazy.
But it was fucking boring and felt like a free to play MMORPG.
Going oldschool on you guys. First of several, probably. So much wasted $ on this one (60? in 1997?)
You can youtube videos of this pos
First game I got with my PS3, so much hype. One of the biggest let downs ever.
Not because it was bad, I just bought it a week before it became free to play.
Xbox is the best gaming platform ever. 4K REZ, 120+ FPS, Lag-free and free multiplayer gaming. Microsoft is in a position to take 90% marketshare this holiday 2016. Sorry Sony Ponies and Nintendrones, you are DEAD!!!
>something to play til star citizen
>until star citizen
>implying star citizen will be played
>implying star citizen will be good
>implying star citizen will ever even exist
I wanted that game like no other when I was a kid. I'd go to bed every night imagining what it would be like to be able to play Pac Man at home anytime I wanted for free.
My mom bought it for me as a present the first week it came out. I almost cried when I saw how horrible it was. I looked over and saw my mom's face and she was so happy she was able to get this game I had wanted so bad for me. I smiled and said "Thanks mom! This is the best game ever!"
Inside I knew the world was made of lies.
What's wrong. Not call of duty enough for you?
What you can't enjoy slave simulator 3000? You too good to kill dragons while wearing dental floss and wielding a gigantic sword?
Can't get hard unless there are vertical bars? Are horizontal bars not enough? Huh, are they? Racist.
>implying multiplayer was not fucking incredible
Stronghold 2 is actually my favorite stronghold
I liked that you could station soldiers inside your towers
I liked the need for infrastructure
I liked the graphics
I liked pretty much everything
I still play it from time to time and the graphics are still OK
Crusader II and stronghold III where shit sadly
III was bugged into unplayability and crusader II was just boring
What? Why? The game always looked like it was going to be a shallow 5/10 generic fps....then it turned out to be exactly that. Completely lived up to my expectations; it was everything I thought it would be and nothing else.
First game i preordered.
It was such a let down considering it was from id Software.
The funny thing is jexabek wrote an article calling the game wxclusionary cause itd called no mans sky as of that is somehow preventing women from trying it out
Why is it the only people who seem to think women are juvinile and stupid are feminists?
this tbh, fam.
I really dont understand why they called it a fallout game, I would have given it an 8/10 if it was a standalone post apocalypse simulation fps, but the fact they called it a fallout game when it was so far removed from anything fallout related that it's, somewhat fittingly, a solid 4/10 for me.
I kinda liked Rage. Granted I picked it up for like $10. That game totally wasn't finished though. It felt like it wanted to be so much more than it was, but had to get rushed out with a tacked on ending.
Same. I made the mistake of getting the Tamriel Unlimited version and it's just boring as all hell. I could NOT get interested in it no matter how much I tried. It looked little better than Everquest
>no 2 player
>have to buy final campaign levels
>godzilla has 3 attacks
Why make a kaiju fighting game that isn't 2 players? Fuck these 80 dollar games
>free multiplayer gaming
>with a paid subscription
I absolutely hate the controls on this piece of garbage.
Fucking pic related, I have never been so bored in my life. Fucking berry eating simulator 2016 walking around the beach clubbing lizards and getting screamed at by foreigners while my computer melts.
Also Total Warhammer
I payed $60.00 to earn the privilege of paying them even more money to actually play the game
7DtD is great with friends. They fucked it up after alpha 12.4 but they've gotten back on course now. For $20 it's a good deal.
If your playing 7 Days with strangers your asking for a bad time. Think of it as survival minecraft with some close friends. Seconded on TF2 though.
this was the one. first game i had for ps2
any and all telltale games. I played the walking dead one and it moved me, I loved it, and I bought the bullshit intro LIE about the game changing based on your choices, I figured it would give me plenty of replay value as I explored everything the game had to offer with the wildly branching stories spreading out. Upon realising that the only thing that changes on different playthroughs is specific dialogue, and realising that that's how all RPGs with a dialogue tree have been for the past 20 years it completely ruined my fond memories of playing the game through, as I felt cheated, like the company had lied to my face (which it had). Now I just torrent them, play through it once and uninstall, because they're just fucking movies, not games.
Ive played since late vanilla and only quit a few times for a few months.
Cata was awful, but WOD was worse. Wotlk was actually one of the high points in PVP. BC was the best though.
I bought it for 10 bucks and the multiplayer is so shallow compared to BF4.
Plus, the campaign sucks ass. I'm being supercop, bringing down perps nonlethally and arresting them, and at the end i turn into a crook. Go fuck yourself, Visceral.
Easily CS:GO, I have never had less fun in my life. There was no fun, just competition and meta-faggotry. Also it's about 90% loading/you're-dead screens while you watch your team get whiped out by a hacker to the sound of children shrieking into the microphone. Of course you can always try the competitive mode (the whole fucking game) where Whiney manchildren try to kick you for not doing something exactly like they think you should while Russians fucking patronize you to the sound of more children screaming. Also they added this thing now where you get slowed down a ton whenever you get hit so minimal aiming is required and dodging is literally impossible.
i enjoyed it. never played the other ones but liked the concept of doing this in a video game
even made me think how it could be if they outfitted paintball courses for some shit like that
Well I guess you must love mobile gaming because that basically what it is. A boring no-skill grindfest. "Gotta tame this dinosaur so I can tame a bigger dinosaur so I can take a bigger dinosaur oh fuck a hacker wrecked all my shit" " Oh no my players starving to death better beat this turtle to death so I'm set on food for the next four years survival games r so easy lol" " better wipe out that clan should be easy since my clan already occupies 75% of the player slots so gud lol"
Kerbal Space Program. I've sunk 2000 hours into that fucking game, I've done nothing interesting in it, I never have much fun playing it, but I never leave it more than a month or so without starting it up again. I wish I'd never bought it, because I could have used that time for something else, something useful or just some other game that would at least be of more use. Putting 2000 hours into the souls games instead and gittin gud would have been much better.
Holy shit someone actually played Brink. I was in the "competitive" euro scene before it all died off. Had my fun there, no regrets.
$100 Gold Pass for Blacklight:_Retribution
and so many others. ~300 games, 40 installed, 6 played recently.
Fuck these guys, money grubbing assholes. rerelasesing their game instead of a dlc which they promised not to do.
I do not feel bad for people who bought this game, then figured an iddy dev would never lie about stuff and charge full price again.
>no mans sky
Broodwar was the only single part of SC I liked, and I didn't even really like it that much. I mean, I played the fuck out of it, but it was mostly due to lack of anything better to do back in the day.
> $100 Gold Pass for Blacklight_Retribution
Holy shit I kek'd at that
Wasn't that like a launch day downloadable game for the ps4? I think I downloaded it Bc it looked cool and never opened it.
Are you literally retarded? The other 2 are subjective, but WaW was equal, if not better than CoD 2 and 4. Personally cod 4 and WaW are tied for my favorite, multiplayer and campaign alike.
Way too much cutscene initially, super threatening drug king pin nigga who I would have enjoyed fighting dies off-screen and you're left to fight some clean-cut numale non-threatening weenie. Also a bunch of just climbing around.
Goddamn, what a disappointment
None. I do my fucking research before I buy my games.
I mean I played all the mass effects and even mined all the planets in the first one. That shit was tedious but I loved the universe they created and the mythos behind it. I even liked 3 and its game play. The end was a let down no doubt and especially when I fucking maxed out my galactic readiness and replayed mass effect 3 over and got the same fucking ending. But over all the attention and feel of the world was better than a lot of the games I even play today. You wanna talk about trash endings? KOTOR 2
You can't handle puzzles and hard games then I guess anon, upgrade your tv and surround sound, then it'll be great. Faggot.
Meh 2/10.. I mean you responded... hiding in closest is pussy mode btw..
Rocket league can be fun if you getgudm8. You can play comp 2v2, find a good team mate and simply say "wanna team up broski?" then its just a simple steam friend request away if you want to play with someone constantly. Learning your own style, strengths, settings, plays a huge role. I personally learned the hard way that not everyone can be kronovi.
I regret buying rust and cs:go. Rust community is toxic waste, and cs:go is old, both in graphics and gameplay, in my opinion not the good kind of old.
1/8 for making me respond
Here's your (you)
fucking this. holy shit fetch quests up the ass, driving around as someone yammers in your fucking ear, drive to cutscene and then drive back for mission accomplished. San Andreas best GTA
Nosgoth and Forge
Friend at the time talked me into getting them.
>series is getting stale
Whaaaaat, but the movie is going to change everything!
GTA V, i bought ig both for PC and PS4, turned out i hate this game
No Man's Sky, pre ordered it for PS4, pre order ship ruined my game
Saint's Row IV, 3 was awesome, this one sucked
COD Black Ops III, holy shit it sucks ass, guess i'm not 12 anymore
Second Life, turns out it wasnt much better than first life
Fucking love it but thanks to having little time to play games I know that i'll probably never get around to finishing it any time soon, if at all. Just makes me sad because it is easily one of my favourites.
Mirrors edge wasnt bad bro, but gotdamn muhfuckin mercenaries 2 was absolutely trash compared to the first one christ almighty
One Small Square
Thanks for the 5 minute educational game, Mom.
I hyped the game so much because of how great they showed it off to be. I knew I was overhyping and it would be less than I thought it would be. It was so much worse not to mention the gameplay and story being poor even the game ran like dog shit
Yeah, I just thought it was stupid that I had to run from the cops for a fuckin' half hour for every stupid little thing I did.
I gave up, and just wandered around doing the low-key shit.
The reviews said it was good so I bought it. I played through the game waiting for it to get good but it never did. Game was shit and I regret buying it