OP it's like you're not even trying anymore. You can't just go full retard you gotta string her along and pull out the weird shit every once in a while.
>advice and you should send ^
Not trying at all, anon.
Looking for a reaction from this girl that literally thinks my dick is heroin. She's at Olive Garden right now and I wouldn't mind getting the Ol dick sucked but I can say anything to her and it wouldn't turn her away.
Not this, because it's true lol and she doesn't know.
I've been in her many of times anon. She loves me and I'm going through a divorce so she's just my rebound and she knows she can't have me.
holy shit. you're almost as bad as that faggot that did this 2 hours ago.
You know what? I'm sick of this. I'll be bouncing on my boys' dicks to this from now. I don't care if I'm a faggot. You make me wanna suck so much dick just so that I don't have to put up with this. I'll see if you dad has any passion for me and whether his wrinkly ass dick is up for some good ol' man loving. That oughta teach you a lesson.
"Do u want to fuck this guy?"
Would you lick this girl's armpits instead?
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OP send her this picture and ask if you can do this to her
Shits been going down recently and idk, ive been lonely and life is just kinda fucking me rn, your one of the only people who i still enjoy and tbats not just the alcohol talking, seriously your awesome. And yeah but those arent the kind of pics im asking for ;)
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Hoss." Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
Dude, I want to fucking strangle you. This shit is so so annoying. What the fuck are we even arguing about? I'm drunk, I'm watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. Get the fuck off my case
>We shouldn't be fucking before marriage, cause
then send pic related
>Will u marry me?
OP since we're sending pics, send her this and go "[insert rnadom girl name] has been sending me sexy snaps. why cant you? you want me jerking off to her big tits?"
Op stop ignoring the winrar that said this
> Dude, I want to fucking strangle you. This shit is so so annoying. What the fuck are we even arguing about? I'm drunk, I'm watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. Get the fuck off my case
I'm really drunk and i just wanna go to bed, but i can't fall asleep with this throbbing erection. please help me out, just give me a little something to help me get off. it could take hours for the erection to go away otherwise