What would you do if you see them in a dark alley and they demand that you give them your wallet?
>>701452717
That kind of situation would definitely justify rape as defense.
>>701452717
Laugh, then keep walking.
>she probably can't even skate
Rape those cute little asses
>>701452927
they're wearing shorts and they don't have any scuffs on their knees or legs anyplace. of course they don't skate
>>701452979
>>701452876
Only real answers.
give them my wallet and slowly walk away crying
>>701452717
id ask one of them to kickflip
>>701453026
>You need scars and deformities to show you skate.
No idiot. That's like saying someone can only be a boxer if they have black eyes and a busted lip. Maybe you are just uncoordinated.
>>701452717
Punch all of them in the face and keep walking
FUCK YEAH EQUALITY!
>>701452717
I'll give them something else.
>>701452717
tell them I'd have to give them my dick first.
>>701452717
I would laught and move on
Give them the 'ol wrinkle stick
*teleports behind them*
Memes
*unsheathes memes*
Memes
Fuck you i cant remember it
"Prosti-Tots"
>>701452717
I'd tell them that they would have to go through my cock to get to my wallet.
I would say: "Good try FBI, I can't give money to little girls, I would be arrested for child prostitution".
>>701453042
Well then probably tell them to fuck off and later fap to the imagination of raping them
>>701452717
Nope, i'm afraid they're going to have to fight me. Also anything happens is not my fault because they started the fight.
that's how the law works... r-right?
Id take their wallets by force.
>>701453615
lolol
"I'm sorry, I have my wallet in my house, you wanna come?"
Flashbang + Fan the Hammer
>>701452717
>>701452717
do they have a gun? if not then laugh my ass off.
I'd show them the condoms and booze I brought, then take a seat over there.
Pull out my ccw and shoot them In the face.
Tell them it's in my middle pocket.
Unsheathe my katana and teleport behind them.
Laugh, dumb bitch cant hold a skate properly, stop mall grabbing
>>701452717
id show them the way out of the dark alley, tip my fedora, bid them good night and be on my way.
knockout one on right.
front kick to the chest one on left.
near naked choke the mid.
walk away with three new sunglasses and a skateboard.
I'd take a seat.
>>701452717
Beat and rape all of them, then drag them to my car, drive them to my home, and lock them up in my basement and rape/torture them for the next 40 years.
>>701454044
>Heh... Nothin personnel kid..
>>701453826
leave /fa/ u faggot
>>701452717
>>701452717
I would snatch her deck and ride off laughing, only slowing down to bust out a switch frontside 180 heelflip and relish in their cries of pain and frustration at their realization they will never be as rad as I am
>>701454110
40 years? fuck, you are useless, by the end of the first year I would be forced to discard them like broken toys.
>>701453771
die
>>701452717
>>701452927
>>701452979
>>701453365
>>701453474
>>701453615
>>701453699
>>701453870
>>701454293
Potential soon-to-be child pornography thread reported. As a proud member of Anonymous working with other members in Anonymous with #OPInnocence #OPPedoHunt I report all threads that depict / and or otherwise sexualize children or show questionable content. These threads and its content can be but are are not limited to ’Too Young For Those Tits (TYFTT), Too Young For That Ass (TYFTA), Pre-Teen & Teen (JB), Young Girls, Cute Little Girls, Young Candid, and this also includes such threads ’Bad Parenting, Creep shot, You Love You Loose, Guess Her Age, Nudism’ as these can often be places where such violations are performed with pictures of underage girls and boys being posted. We must also mention that threads/images that sexualize underage girls that are drawn, sketched, animated or crafted, (Known as Lolicon) are just as bad as the real thing and is also in violation of rules of not just 4chan but the Adam Walsh Act and the laws of the United States Of America (18+ Required Law) and Human Rights Act. We in Legion thank the Janitors & Moderators of 4chan who listen to our reports and work with us along with the interception and help from the FBI, LEA, Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre (CEOP), New York Police Department, Google & Microsoft in working together to help stop child exploitation and abuse. Remember, we must protect the children as they are our future - the future of Legion!
>>701453308
you're retarded if you don't think falling isn't apart of learning to skate.
>>701452717
Laugh, pat them on the head and keep walking.
I could fuck up 30-40 10 year girls at once without breaking a sweat.
>>701454460
I think this person is suggesting this become a cp thread, Report him for suggesting this topic.
>>701452717
Take off my shoes and socks.
Call the police while I keep my privileged penis in my pants.
>>701452717
Khitbash
>>701454067
Everyone who skates knows you hold the board horizontally by the actual board itself. Posers hold it by the trucks.
>>701454543
enjoy your time in jail.
>>701453308
Every single person that actually skates has at least a couple scars and always has at least one bruise.
>>701452717
Kick em in their stupid faces
>>701454934
MORE
>>701454934
>>701454110
You probably couldn't take one of those girls, let alone 3.
>>701454685
Damn straight. Trucks get all grimed up.
>>701454460
Gaaaay
I would give them my wallet full of dick
>>701454408
>Implying they would even resemble human beings by the time I'm finished.
>Forced to discard after one year
Oh young one, what's your hurry? It's the slow.... simple.... methodical torture.... that's what hurts most terribly - what truly crushes the soul.
Sure I could beat them savagely and rape them every day and burn then - and I would do all these things.
But it's no fun to -just- do that.
I'd take them, and break them down into nothing. Not even human beings. A week with me, and death is the only merciful thing you could do to them. 40 years with me, and the things I have done will haunt their souls from now until the end of all time.
Do the Elvis esque "uh huh huh" like the blue guys in gta2...gimme yer wallet!
>>701452717
cyclone punch them then take their ring pops
360 degrees turn and walk away
I need some more Bella in my life.
>>701455379
can i have more plz
>>701455350
KEK
abandon thread
>>701455327
My previous comment still stands:
>>701455034
You're just a fat beta basement dweller, you'd probably give them your wallet and run. This nigger is jerking off to an alternate universe where he has balls. That's just fucking sad.
>>701455379
see this post >>701454460
>>701452876
Pretty much
MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>701452717
>>701455956
wheres the link?
>>701455956
Why do you lie?
>>701455956
non-nude only? :/
>>701455956
>non-nude
Then what's the fucking point?
>>701454460
You're here with us on a Saturday night for a reason. Loser.
>>701455704
Man, i didn't get a (You). Shucks.
>>701452717
Tell them my wallet is in my front pocket and rape
>>701456271
>can't jerk off without hardcore porn
Faggot.
>>701456271
being into feet is fuckin great
>>701453552
I believe you're looking for:
"Nothing personnel, kid"
>>701456306
come say that shit to my face dude.
ill buy them some Cheese pizza, i know its just a Minor act of kindness but im not Kidding when i say it would make me feel Young again
>>701456357
This
I'd send them back to >>>/tv/
>>701452717
Steal their skateboard and ride away
i need a new deck anyways
>>701456450
Post your address
>>701456450
I can't. I'm a fuckin kissless virgin recluse.
>>701456568
Are you gonna trade that skateboard for a deck?
>>701456454
kek
>>701456642
NEVERMIND.
>>701452717
Laugh at that girl for mall grabbing that board.
>>701456450
Where you wanna meet up, asshole? You better not pussy out, asshole. There will be music and champagne, asshole.
>>701453744
hehehe
>>701456588
Don't fall for it, you'll show up and they'll be paralyzed or some shit.
>>701454236
Swing and a miss, newfag
>>701456450
>>701456588
DO IT. HAVE SOME FUCKING BALLS.
>>701456588
Montreal ....
>>701456599
come and say that shit to my face dude
>>701456784
Top kek.
>>701456811
It goes for you too man.
>>701456841
Address. Post it, coward.
>>701456904
2117 Melontrousle Pk.
>>701456962
>come and say that shit to my face dude
>>701456841
I'm in Brossard, let's meet up and fight
>>701456999
That's not a real place
>>701455956
Pussy canadians ITT. Probably frogs too
>>701457058
>come say that shit to my face
Mods!
>>701457032
I'll be there in a minute dude.
7450 Boulevard Taschereau, Brossard, QC J4W 1M9
>>701457032
It's a deal. Although I have no idea where or what Brossard is. And I'm probably in a different country. But I'll still kick your ass!
>>701457122
Not allowed to get a passport
CP and harassment threats.. the usual /b/
>>701457223
Gangham style? More like nigger style!
>>701457223
He was asking me
>>701452876
kek
>>701452717
>teleport behind leader
>unzip katana
>use my nippon kusanagi no jutsu on her
>my blade pierces her soul crystal
>she is sucked back into the netherworld
>in one slick movement i remove one of my fingerless gloves and toss it at her friends
>laugh at them as they tremble at my chakra levels
>"nothin paralellogram kids"
>>701457292
What are you? A fucking al kiteah?
>>701452717
These girls are too.... "fashionable." No way they dressed themselves.
>>701452717
Rape them...?
and sauce, I want to fap.
>>701452927
Shes mall gripping it of course she cant
>>701457378
What's that?
>>701454477
>I could fuck 30-40 10 year girls at once without breaking a sweat.
>>701457825
Pump count?
>>701457825
Well if you just lay on your bad while they do all the work, you're bound not to.
>>701452717
take one of them hostage with a knife forcing the other two to strip and kiss each other. then slit that bitches throat anyway and watch those two whores making out, crying while their friends blood drips from their slutty little bodies.
>>701453042
>>701452979
>>701452876
See, Janet, I told you men are all pedophiles and rapists just waiting for the right opportunity. Would you really want them around your kids knowing that all it would take for them to transform into beasts is your girls asting a little bratty?
>>701456450
I think it's the first time in many years I see someone say this on the internet non ironically.
>>701453771
Kek
>>701455956
>One more
Fag
Mods still aren't here..? I coulda sworn I saw this thread deleted
>>701454460
Fuck you ....you fuckin lil punk....you have no fucking idea what Anonymous is all about
It is not some fucking Social Justice group
Anonymous was about the lulz....
We did shit for laughs and sometime some really sick shit....we didn't try to defend shit or anyone....we were usually the ones tearing shit up or making fucking morons like you lives miserable
Now Anonymous has been co-opted by a bucnh of pussies who coulnt fight their way outta a wet paper bag....
So again Fuck You
>>701459280
This
>>701459390
This
>>701452717
If you're an alpha male, you move in quick and knock out the first girl with a straight cross, hitting her near the side of the chin. The one with a skateboard has an actual weapon, and whether she uses it to run away or to hit you, you have to give her a big push kick to the chest, enough force to break ribs and cause her difficulty in breathing, which would stop her from running away. The remaining girl, whether she's running or attacking you, you have to grab her from behind and give her a German Suplex onto the concrete. This would likely break her neck and/or crack open her skull.
You then call the police to have these girls arrested. German Suplex any cops that try to arrest you instead for attacking three little girls.
>>701454460
You and you're ilk have ruined 4 chinz
>>701453771
Nice.
>>701458823
Well I'm not afraid of anyone dude. If want to break balls , I'm right there man. Anytime anywhere. don't fucking push me that's all.
>>701458746
One good brat deserves another
>>701459390
underrated post
>>701459390
>>701459512
Newfag getting triggered by this old copypasta ...
>>701460047
That's actually the first time I've seen it.
>>701460183
no ... you're wrong.
>>701460208
newfag confirmed
>>701460348
of course !
>>701456450
>>701459942
lmao this is cringe thread material. thanks for the OC, loser
>>701460348
Never really read or post in these threads, just here for the candy.
>>701452717
I'd walk away laughing and hope they pick another mark.
>>701455375
Top kek
>>701454460
SJW...white knight who hasn't had pussy since pussy had him. You don't belong on 4chan. GTFO and take your sorry excuse for Legion with you.
>>701460440
>>701460769
Dude I'm well trained and I dress probably better than you.
I almost fucked 250 women (thanks to tinder)
What about you ?
And this is serious matter. Don't even think I'm joking or baiting you and your stupid picture.
>>701452717
Give them my wallet the moment they see my magnum condom they will follow me home.
BTW Chloe is bae
>>701458746
lol, the prospect of getting raped would surely keep girls from trying to rob us?
>>701459390
Wrong again, son.Sure, new anonymous has been co-opted by axe-grinding cunts with an agenda, but it's the racist anti-SJW dumbfucks that have steered the lulz-uber-alles ethos off the rails and not the politically correct motherfuckers you seem to think done did it. The moar you know.
>>701452717
i have seen childs cutting a man the head of
so i just punch the bitches right in the face like they deserves
no mercy
>>701461011
Well, trained, huh? Yu wouldn't know well-trained if it jumped out of the crapper and bit you in the ass. You and your ideology are the joke of the day. Now, to quote the other anon: "Fuck off!" You're not welcome here. Fucking cancer.
>>701456450
lmfao u got dem u dun got dem!!!
>>701452717
Is this the bling ring prequel
>>701461283
>>701461503
You guys think this is a good damn joke ? Don't you ? Well you must be bless to be out of reach. Otherwise, it will be a different story dudes
>>701452717
wow op thats a tough one.
i think im leaning toward hard raping.
>>701461900
Yawn. Run along now little faggot.
>>701461900
your troll rating was a 9/10 but its gonna go down if you keep it up
>>701452979
this is the correct answer
>>701462050
that's the thing man. I'm not kidding
see this >>701461011
>>701453771
that will only get one of them though
hopefully its high noon when they try that shit
I would give them my wallet, and tell them I have more money back at my house.
Lock them in my basement as sex slaves. Kill them and set the house on fire when they're 18.
>>701462349
It's high noon when I'm about to blow my load in their ass.
I would ask for their skate board so i could show them a new trick
>what trick ''anon'' ?
>360 back flip kick into your ass
>>701462611
Just ask for a kiss in return
>>701452717
don't give them my wallet, just let them rape me.
>>701452927
>implying girls can skate
>>701452717
>would ask where parents were
>if more than two blocks
>dem shades n dat board iz mine
>take n skate home
>once home, shower time!
>after shower, i shave hair off head
>apply insane amount of baby oil and vaseline mix to body, head to toe
>go back to same spot with shade on, butt nekked, board under my arm
>skate while screaming
"THIS IS WHAT I WAS WEARING!!! TELL ME I DESERVED IT!!!!"
>sooner or later thise girls parents are going to want to stop me and get their kids stuff back
>but they gotta catch me first
>>701452717
>Anonymous 08/27/16(Sat)19:03:58 No.701452
Three little vaginas? SIx little tits? Let's talk money, girls. You have what I want and I have what you want.
>>701464491
This is why I come here
>>701464020
implying boys can do a simple task like make a bed without being asked to do so
Let's look at this on a per-vagina basis. The experience may be worth up to $3000 but the video would be worth up to $120K per annum.
So I slam some 12 year old cunt into next week and the AVI is vended appropriately... what's the revenue model? Assuming a three-hole event with a massive load in her mouth?
Fuck Hollywood.
>>701452717
Are they armed?
Better still, I sell the cuntlet to government leaders, who are renown CP enthusiats. Hank Kissinger pays how much to spermdouche that snatch? What about Bill Clinton? What about blackmail money to keep those tapes off the Internet?
>>701465298
Yes, they have six of them.
No you stupid shit! Do they look armed to you?
>>701452717
>walk up to girls
>tipsfedora.jpeg
>M'ladies
>start conversation
>"i see you skate, how about i show you some moves"
>one foot on skateboard other on ground
>3.....2.....1..... Gotta Go Fast!
>foot on floor pushes
>moving
>lift foot from ground to skateboard
>SNAPS
>In half
>girls laughing
>3 men and 2 women walk towards us
>girls say i broke their skateboard
>get called fat fuck, basement dweller, neckbeard, wizard, virgin, freak, lard ass, pedo, pedophile.
>go home and start thread asking what others would do
>after making thread i read replies
>start to think
>why have i not killed myself
>go to bathroom
>shower on
>hose round neck
>i let go of life
>Slip
>hck..ghhhn... hckggnnnn
>shower unit creeks and whines
>BANG, CRASH!
>Shower unit flies out of wall
>water spraying everywhere
>mom walks in
>"Gabor stop trying to get attention and fix the shower you fat fuck, basement dwelling, neckbeard wearing, lvl99 wizard, protector of the V, my greatest dissapointment in life, you, fat fuck son of mine
>>701465805
uuh name on right one?
>>701456450
Holy shit my sides
>>701452717
I just reported this.
Have fun in the pokey, faggot.
>>701466076
lexee smith
>>701465655
Girl in the middle has gun up her v
>>701465805
Good lord O.o
>>701452717
all women want your wallet
You fuck em and kill urself, cuz it aint EVER getting better than that
>>701452717
Softly chuckle.
Then chortle.
Laugh loudly.
Flip 'em off.
Walk away slowly whilst continuing to laugh.
>>701452717
Pull out your gun and shoot one of them, then yourself. That should fuck them up for the rest of their lives.
>>701454470
>>701454955
I never fall.
>>701454460
Eat shit and die.
>>701456450
75 Queen st N, Tottenham Ontario
>>701466870
bought to fuck you up
>>701452717
CQC
>>701466870
dude, i live like three streets away from you. Get ready to get fucked up by somebody else in tottenham bro.
>>701452717
The only right answer is rape. Then steal skateboard and burn said skateboard because skating is for fags.
>>701466817
This is OC
>>701454460
>The future of Legion
Is he talking about WoW?
>>701467086
COME GET ME FAGGOT!
IM NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING
IVE BEEN SMOKING CRACK ALL DAY
>>701466870
did this nigga just post his address on 4chan?
>>701467158
actually can you sell me some weed? i don't know any dealers here
>>701467223
I got you dude come over. no joke.
Can someone make this into a webm?
https://streamable.com/viip
>>701467273
now i'm afraid you're gonna stab me. wanna meet somewhere more public like timmys?
>HADOUKEN
>HADOUKEN
>HADOUKEN
>>701467377
Please take pictures of the raping you are about to receive. Post them later.
>>701467298
MORE
>>701467377
nah I'm on house arrest. come over it's cool. My name is Matthew Tipping.
beta whores. I bet they don't even smoke cigarettes.
Whhats wrong with pleasuring girls 12+. When I was 12 i wanted hot adult women to take advantage of me. And dont get me started on double standards.
bampppss
pegue.net/8Kp9
>>701467533
reddit /r/lexeesmith
>>701456450
Kid grow up
hollow hard man talk through a keyboard, through the web
give me a where and a when and i'll come and do more than just say it
i'm going to write it out 1000× on paper back and front then ram said piece of paper down your gobby mouth while squeesing your little scrawny throat at the same time i'ma goin have my dick out, pissing on your socks because i already took your shoes and beat you into submission as everyone you brang just stares on at me fucking your shit up
after that you and me goin to take a walk
to your house
where you will watch me
room by room
beating your relatives to submission
with a fucking bag of oranges
after that
we go to mc donalds for something to eat
then to a cemetary
you dig a 3ft deep hole
and i put you in it
but i will be merciful
if you were smart enough to keep your straw from mcdonalds then you can use that to breathe
>>701467541
did you just give your last name on 4chan? are you retarded?
>>701452717
Walk away without saying a word. If they insist, slap them away. They contiunue after a minor beating silently snap ones neck. Others insist? Kill them too.
>>701467714
well he's already on youtube. but yeah it feels like he's trying to get people to bother this kid and it isn't really him
>>701467714
and address lol.
balls balls balls of steel.
>>701465706
WHAT A FUCKING ANGEL
>>701467834
fuck off dude, I'm me.
>>701466817
MOOODDDSSSS
>>701457414
I know right? Also, walk away laughing as they downward strike me with hands, or "Punch" me
>>701467985
so you're on house arrest for that fbi thing?
>>701468082
nah for swatting a middle school. here is a video of me smoking crack
>>701461011
>I almost fucked 250 women
What does it matter how many you almost fucked?
>I almost won the lottery 250 times
>>701452717
Give them my wallet and cancel my cards. I don't carry cash on me.
I think I may be dying of boredom.
>>701468207
bro you're probably the only person in tottenham who smokes crack. why you such a rebel? calm down bra
>>701466870
>>701467086
>>701467158
>>701467221
>>701467223
>>701467377
>>701467541
>>701467714
>>701467985
>>701468082
>>701468207
Um excuse me, wtf is going on here?
>>701468356
im not the only one, my parents do to
>>701468523
lmao
>>701456450
someone screencap this faggot
>come say that shit to my face dude.
kek
>>701468488
is making friends considered autistic to you?
>>701460769
wow now that is a tremendous asshole!!!!!!
>>701467714
Why should we care if we haven the assets to defend outselves? By all means come and kill me. Bomb me if you want, if you really hate me that much. Addresses on /b/ mena nothing anymore. Maybe 3-12 years ago, when you ran the risk but nowadays none of you will leave your basement and if you do youll be shot down without a word. By all means kill me. My girlfriend died, I live alone and Ive been in lots of fights. Itll be fun. I have nothing to lose so come and get me.
>>701452717
>see girls from distance
>sneak around
>notice their in a small court yard
>metal chain link fence
>one way out and it's a metal chain link gate
>pop the hoods on a few cars
>obtain 3 car batteries and 2 jump leads
>hook 2 of them up to the fence
>1 one the gate
>clamber onto yellow brick building behind them
>strip down
>naked only wearing a pair of mismatch socks i leap like spiderman
>nail the landing
>raise and turn to face them
>girls screaming for help at this point
>they try to climb and get zapped down
>they run for the gate and after one grabs hold and is shocked down they panic even more
>crowds of people and polizia gather
>i yell "SILENCE!... 4 enter 1 may leave!"
4 enter 1 may leave
>>701467541
Cant wait to see that name in the news lmao
>>701468625
making friends with a crack smoking retard on 4changs is.
>>701468705
sorry to hear about your girlfriend man. maybe i'll swing by tomorrow or something i'm actually too tired to get baked right now i'll just fall asleep if i do.
>>701469097
i got crack to wake you up hahahaha
>>701456338
(You)(Faggot)
>>701461210
>childs
>>701469316
kek
>>701452717
Bust one in the jaw with my blackjack, then walk away.
>>701452717
>mall grab
>mall grab
>they don't skate
>>701460769
Jesus I haven't leaked this hard in years
>>701452717
Call the neighborhood watch, tell them there are three asses in need of a butt whoopin when they get home
>>701467645
>>701455327
Why dont you fags ever just mind slave them? For fucks sake theyre in their formative years. This is when the illuminaughty start torturing their monarchs.
>>701465706
Source?
>>701452717
Pretend I'm pulling out my wallet but pull out my massively hard cock instead.
Run away, humming the Zelda theme tune and spilling spaghetti everywhere, obviously.
>>701459524
BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK!
>>701454460
Go to the cesspool that is libre chan if you want to confront pedos. These are offhanded comments. Eat shit
>>701452717
>MFW my wife knows who Chloe, JJ, and Lexee are.
>MFW my wife says "yeah I could see why men like them".
>MFW
>>701452717
They can't fucking put a fit together they wear what normies would wear fucking fags
>>701459390
lost
stabbed them to death like pooki did in last week's mr.robot episode
>>701472047
yeah right!
>>701452717
>What would I do?
I would give it to them. Hard.
>>701452717
cry and give it to them while ejaculating in my pants.
>>701452717
Killing time
>>701452717
My wallet is in my pocket
>>701464491
true kek of the day
>>701468216
wow. elbow from the top rope. devastating.
>>701452717
File gang rape charges against them.
>>701467139
That's a copypasta you newfag
>>701467541
ey tippy you done fucked up
lol wtf
>>701452717
tell them to frig off because all their parents are rich
tippy you still in here?
yeah whos this
>>701469316
Well how else am i ever to prove I'm not samefagging?
>>701475269
its steve hutchinson fight me faggot
>>701465805
>>701465706
>>701452717
moarrrrrrr!
>>701452717
i get to see how fast i can beat up 3 children
hopefully go for new record
fuck u where at
this isnt steve
>>701475707
yea and ur not tippy faggot
exposed
>>701476017
>>701475775
>>701475707
what??????
>>701475488
the naked one isn't affiliated with the other three
>>701476055
nice dubs tipp, post more videos of you smoking crack