Faces, rate, all that good stuff
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Faces, rate, all that good stuff
>>701450712
hi
>>701450712
Kek, thought it was Brandon from the thumbnail.
Either way, fuck off with this cancer.
>>701450712
I'd rub my uncircumsized cock all over that!
>>701450712
No bully and I'm into girls only
>>701450712
Posting hot guys to offer objective perspectives, all that good stuff
>ITT: a bunch of attention whores turn 4chan into fucking Instagram
stop ruining /b/ with your shitty threads
>>701450985
First thing I thought as well.
Sage, you Brandon.
>>701450712
Waking up at 10PM hungover as fuck to take a shit.
>>701451040
>top kek x2
>>701451040
attention whore/10
>>701451178
>hot
>that guy
>>701451344
lol you're just jealous
>>701451395
yeah, he is
>>701451503
Sexy mono, gets all the pussy, definitely not insecure.
>>701451503
notyou
>>701451178
Plz don't
>>701451767
Bye
>>701451657
you can sift through attractive people for once, nsa
>>701451612
what's your proof?
what up /b/rothers
LGBT YOU FUCKS
>>>/lgbt/
>>701451896
bye felicia
>>701451896
10/10
Thread is over, shut it down
>>701451040
This attention whore was on the last face rate.
>>701451896
Sup harambro
>>701451896
There is no such thing as blacks on 4chan
>>701452082
You're just a virgin
>>701451178
>>701451346
>>701451519
>>701451842
goddamit chads make me so mad!!! gtfo
>>701452087
not much homie just boolin and smoking
>>701452148
okay
>>701452186
>MFW chads don't even think about you
>>701450712
How often do you make these? Or is it just a coincidence I saw your face two weeks ago
>>701452291
What's a black guy doing on 4chan
>>701451842
It's all well and good to post attractive people in threads dedicated to it. And there are shitloads of such threads. But this one is about anons posting themselves
>>701452350
too often I guess
>>701450712
gimme love
>>701452385
i can't leave my house without a forklift what else should i do faggot?
>>701452385
There's always black dudes on here, you fucking child
>>701452555
trips of good moral
>>701452474
No fucking shit
>>701452503
that's not u, you dont even look fat enough to be immobile
>>701452492
>>701452767
i was joking but what's the point of going out and who is it then mr i know everything
>>701452917
10/10 my hair looks like yours
>>701452492
?
>>701453002
>>701453184
Thanks for your honesty I'll give your ratings to the guy I stole his pic
>>701453358
jesus fuck how old are you?
>>701453368
ty for admitting
>>701450712
>>701453458
20, was 19 here
>>701452917
mexican, 19-22 years old, named carlos. How close am I?
>>701453458
You got some beef with any age over 18, son?
>>701453489
you're so edgy with that middle finger pedro
6'3 master race reporting in!!!
>>701453578
According to his blog, he's from New Orleans, his name seems Jewish
>>701453780
>>701453869
edgelord
>>701453961
>>701450712
>>701453901
11/10
>>701451334
Social anxiety/10
>>701454031
plz stop, this is pathetic af
>>701451896
Jeezes where do you live? A crack house?
>>701450926
spic
>>701450712
Someone asked for faces?
>>701454345
u mad?
>>701454262
You wouldn't be wrong
Any oldfags here?
>>701453489
go back to mexico pedro
>>701454691
>>701454792
Seriously Edgelord?
>>701454762
>>701454912
>>701454792
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>701455005
He learned this pose from his daddy
>>701455037
>>701455094
>>701453489
>>701455142
Fucking spics man....
>>701455160
Hello faggies yeah im awesome
>>701455294
>>701455306
Seriously why can't we get one picture the correct way up?
Why I gotta keep bending my head to look at you Jalapeno?
>>701455160
clearly a man, look at that moustache
>>701455368
and i thought i was ugly
>>701455408
mods pls ban this fagot
>>701455487
On a stick
>>701455548
He didn't do anything banworthy, crybaby faggot
>>701455487
>>701455548
>>701455560
>>701455487(Me)
Thank you Sir, but to compare that fucking twat-knuckle to Jeff Dunham is just sad.
>>701455675
it is i, the frenchiest fry
>>701455761
He's a spic and has probably had a few poles up his ass, I thought it was a rather fitting response tbh. I am rather tired though anon
>>701454114
Fetal alcohol syndrome/10
Im a superiour man its envy
>>701455976
I am in my early 20s, but this camera makes me look 12
>>701453489
7, could be 8 if cleaned up
>>701453802
6.5>>701454545
7
>>701455160
10/10 be the child of my mother
remember, supposed femanon people, to EAT SHIT
>>701456010
you belong in a gas chanber
>>701455519
Ima pringles man
>>701450923
CM Punk with down syndrome
>>701456237
>>701456302
it's a faces of /b/ thread, are you expecting people to not post their faces?
>>701456237
Fuck why does it do this on mobile
>>701456429
u dont even skate faggot
>>701456482
ears/10
>>701456219
you need a moustache bro
>>701453802
sure buddy
you keep telling yourself that
>>701456237
post that cock? can see outline I think...
>>701456523
Yeah dude, cauliflower ears
Just waitin to go out now
>>701456640
hey bby i had your boob pic but i lost it can you post it? :>
>>701456455
beautiful eyes! i bet you got a lot of girls ; )
>>701454114
Tardface
>>701456640
I like both! If you don't mind, could you tell me what brand of foundation you use and the shade?
>>701456738
You got that right.
>>701456416
I though Punk already had down syndrome
>>701456640
9/10 without makeup
6/10 with it
>>701456853
Smile with your teeth faggot or no biddies will respect you
>>701456482
Is that VPL or draw string?
Come on faggies they will never be like me
>>701456853
that smile... damn, i fell in love
>>701457097
Draw string famalam
>>701456779
The foundation is by Lancome...its pretty pricey (like 53 bucks!)
But soooooo worth it!
And honestly i just told the guy to give me the lightest one....typically all my shades are ivory lol
>>701457022
If i smile with my teeth i look like even more cancer i prefer not to but thanks for the advice
People are telling me to trim my beard back but I like the length. What does b think?
>>701450712
hey guys whats up?
>>701456237
cute, but do you consider your D to be smallish?
>>701450985
Same
>>701457363
you look like a sandnigger with that beard
>>701454114
Do you have aids?
>>701457323
Go to an orthodontist and/or oncologist?
NO F U B I WONT SHOW TITS SHOW ME TOUR DICK FAGGOT
Just took this tell me wat to do b :)
>>701457394
Nah, I'm comfortable with the size of my dick
>>701457552
Tits or gtfo
>>701457552
Time stamp and I'll show you my cock >>701457022
Pics me
>>701457545
its not that there crooked or anything i just dont like they way they look self conscious about my teeth as stupid as it is
been a while since ive been on here try your best guys
>>701457580
don't be shy then, post a quick pic
>>701457552
This those shoes look stupid with that dress. Also. Show me your tits.
>>701457552
bottom half of ur face tells me u r ugly as fuck
I make up for my lack of looks by being a neet and never going in public
>>701457705
whats with the glasses? if you have a fucked up eye post a pic of it
>>701457797
Show boy pussy
>>701455960
Scumbag Blues, tits or gtfo you sexy little bitch
>>701457951
ok then your wish
>>701457705
Punished venom NEET
>>701457699
I've felt that way before but I'm sure you're wrong on how others view you. When you actually are happy/laughing or having a good time, you smile with your teeth automatically I'm sure. This genuine showing of your positive emotional state, rather than that fake af smile in a photo, is more attractive to the opposite sex
>>701457951
newfag
>>701457936
You look like a faggot.
>>701451346
I know a guy who looks exactly like this guy but he's not named oliver
Do I have a chance /b/?
tell you the truth i have no education nor job so your correct
>>701458115
You're not wrong
>>701457936
You look a lot like me
Where from
>>701457778
Lol shaddup bobert
heyo, feel free to roast
>>701458233
Texas. You?
>>701458259
godamn thats fuckin hot
>>701458287
How you were you when daddy left?
>>701458147
Would def smash
>>701458287
You look like you'd be fun to roast a bowl with.
>>701458235
Those are not tits! J.
>>701458147
You're not a bad looking guy.
>>701457964
I look butter upside down
>>701458431
*face down
>>701458431
Would chill with/10
>>701458431
>>701458367
my dad was litch gone before i was even born, didn't get a chance to miss him, and oh yeah,
>inb4 trashy facial piercing
>inb4 fat
>inb4 daddy issues
>inb4 bangs
>>701454114
Are those tits?
Should be taking boob pics.
>>701458115
at least he is not a spic
>>701458327
UK
I try to keep my hair shorter though so I don't look fag
But I had long hair a while ago too
>>701458376
Wut?
>>701458804
>>701458827
Consume cannabis with
>>701451896
Dat piss bottle....
>>701458512
Let's chill dude if you're near western New York
>>701458816
That's funny because I was born in the UK
I'm a neet because waiting for green card to update
>>701458703
I forgot my facial piercing wasn't showing in this pic kek
>>701459408
kek
>>701459263
Cute
>>701459408
People would be more impressed if a nipple was showing.
>>701458926
Fo' sho' man
Rate my gf goys
>>701459742
Handsome lumber jack, let me play with your log/10
>>701459772
>>701451164
u r 15
>>701459850
Hot. Show tits
>>701459910
correct im a butt pirate >>701457705
>>701459879
FFS tits
>>701459921
bump
>>701451503
>>701459897
sure. want me to yell "timber!" when I drop it on your face?
>>701460308
There we go.
>>701460308
Remove shirt fag
>>701460308
show elbows
show elbows
show elbows
>>701460308
Now nipple.
>>701460132
>>701458287
e
>>701460620
the 80s called it wants it tie back
>>701460308
Keep goingggggg
Here's my friend b
We are getting her drunk
>>701460703
the 90s called, they want their joke back
>>701460620
You've got a good eye. It was my dead uncle's. My grandma wanted me to wear it.
>>701460869
Bitch eyebrows running away from her face and shit.
What dem tiddays like?
>>701460870
the 00s called it wants the edginess back
>>701460941
edward cullen?
>>701461000
Theyre pretty damn nice.
>>701460703
Replied to self accidentally
>>701460955
is that a joke cus i got one eye XD >>701459772
>>701461148
trips confirms it
>>701461150
>the 00s called it wants the edginess back
Well take this XD
>>701451178
he looks so fucking gay holy moly
>>701461148
Well, then let's see them.
>>701450712
>>701461998
Look a bit German
the NSA probably takes these fucking threads and will later have a facially-recognizable list of known potential 4channers. have you idiots seen google photos? it automatically can group any similar face together already. STOP BEING PUSSIES and caring about your fucking face, confidence is the only you thing you need for bitches, anyways. the more you actually show your insecurities about your face, the harder you lose.
>>701461998
google imaged. who gives a fuck though
>>701462419
>the NSA probably takes these fucking threads and will later have a facially-recognizable list of known potential 4channers.
Implying I give a fuck. Browsing /b/ isn't illegal.
>>701462729
No but you will get grouped in with the 99% of people who are alt right white supremacist school shooters
>>701451896
Are you that philadelphia eagles fan
>>701462938
notyou
>>701456219
The fact that you look 12 makes you look 12. Dont worry though, it will serve you well later in life.
>>701462419
>bullshit
it might not all be looks dude, but as a femanon, I can say I've met a lot of guys, and most of the ones who I've met who post on 4chan have poor personal hygiene weird shitty haircuts and are either way too fat or too thin. These things all REALLY matter! It's what help you separate between normal guys and absolute spurgs
Why dont I have a gf :*(
i want to hug a girll
>>701457363
Your upper lip needs a little trim idk bout the rest of the beard
>>701463350
because of your radical islam
>>701463350
Because she doesn't want to get hit by the suicide bomb
Self Loathing is my hobby.
>>701463384
You look pretty good when you're not putting yourself down so much
>be me
>goes on 4chan
>is still here
>>701458327
Where abouts in tx? (Closest big city)
>>701458287
You look... nice... Like a reasonable human being... Take that burn??? Its the best i can come up with. Say yourself? Is it to late for life advice?
Honesty is best policy
>>701463563
show tits and I will compliment
>>701463798
Nigger lips/10
>>701451830
10/10
>>701463798
You look like an escaped mental patient.
You look half hamster.
Your face is on a vertical log scale.
If you took my order at McDonald's, I'd check to make sure it came out right. And I'd shit talk you at the table.
You look like your extra chromosome has autism.
Rate this fag
Rate me /b/
>Inb4 faggot
It's obvious
>>701464537
Hey that looks like you actually examined me. Gg
>>701465743
Stoner, maybe you're even 18
>>701465975
ur a cutie too bad probs underage
>>701465975
You are ginger as fuck but not a ginger. I'm so confused.
>>701466120
Is it the long hair? Also I'm 22
>>701466120
Umf yesplz
>>701465743
No man It's the scruffy facial hair try going clean shaven or no more than 2 days of stubble, get a few hours in the sun if you won't burn to get rid of the rosy cheeks and if you don't already condition your hair.
>>701466280
:) thanks
Edit of a pic my friend took, I look super edgy.
>>701467184
Ehh not edgy so much as your average teen I guess minus the red hair of course.
>>701467176
Post more muscle pix!
>>701463128
>NOT bullshit.
first of all, I WOULD NEVER taken advice about girls from a girl. second, i doubt you are. third, those "ugly people" are aware of that and so their confidence is affected by that. even a fat dude who is fearless makes WOMEN think, "wow, hes not very pretty.. what must he have?!" and so you see DJ khaled marry a broad. if you say its money, his CONFIDENCE got him that money. youre most likely a male looking to keep his ego in the endless maze of self-esteem. im attractive as hell, but i absolutely girl-less until i loved myself no matter what.
>>701462729
and they give even less than 0 fucks about what IS or IS NOT legal. browsing 4chan isnt illegal, but its associated with often highly illegal activity you fucking spacehead
>>701467530
I have more of a dad bod right now anon a layer of fat over my muscle and I don't feel like cropping pre dad bod pics so I dont get tin eyed.
This is from like 6 months ago though if it helps you
>>701468293
Would def enjoy a nice smash from you
>>701467649
I'm going to go full itachi and say you need more hate. Just kidding but you need some little spark of positI've emotion on your face
>>701468640
and maybe some facial reconstructive surgery.
