Okay newfags ask a oldfag anything.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Okay newfags ask a oldfag anything.
bumpin
>>701450258
Too soon?
>>701450258
who is heaven?
>>701450974
>Too Soon..
If you mean /b/ dying then no it had a good run but i would love to see a comeback have us be feared and respected again.
>>701451516
Newfag
>>701450258
how can we revamp the site without the help of moderators or m00t?
>>701451638
>Newfag.
Wow i cant beliave generation thinks there cool by spamming newfag as an insult all over the place grow up you stupid brats.
When you first joined did others call you a newfag?
>>701452326
At this point its not possible to many kids have taken it over its dead now.
>>701450258
When did zozzle kill kek?
MR OP HEW DU I GREUNPOST PLZ
>>701452600
RIP in peace /b/
>>701450258
how to triforce ?
>>701452564
Not really because i pretty much adapted to the community pretty fast and that was in 2005-2006 all it takes is some lurking.
who's Moot?
>>701450258
How do I actually fucking triforce? Alt + 255 etc. doesn't actually work.
lol u tk him 2da bar|?
>>701452901
ahh yes the typical question a newfag always has to ask look bud figure it out for yourself.
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>>701450258
Why do you claim you're an oldfag from 2009?
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>>701450258
What's fucked is how old I'm getting.
4chan came out when I was in high school. I was on it way back when.
I am oldfag.
>>701450258
Who is this woman?
>>701453019
Moot real name Chris Poole is the founder/creator of this website and he is or was the admin of this site from 2003-2015.
>>701452901
I'm a realitivly newfag and this post helped some
>>701453452
>Implying Moot is girl.
I respect your memeing.
>>701450258
Dear OP, how can I get an ejaculation without touching myself?
Who is that forever queen chick everyone makes threads about?
>>701453646
Ah, so this m00t guy is a pretty good trap.
>>701453755
Make sex at femanon.
When did trap threads become a thing?
>>701453850
That is Catie Wayne also known as Boxxy Babee she is very famous on here look up Boxxy on YouTube.
>>701453617
thanks anon
>>701454085
Does she have like amazing tits or some how does one earn that title
>>701454097
No prob get look at this
%triforce
>>701454057
>When did trap threads become a thing?.
Traps have actually been here since 2005 its only more recently have trap threads been poping up more and getting way out of control.
>>701454222
it's an old forced meme
>>701454222
Trips!
I got a few.
When does one stop being a newfag and is their one of in between of new and old?
When did you first watch Anonymous become a thing?
>>701454319
SHIET
>>701454715
Gotcha
K
1. Name the 3 original characters and give their physical descriptions.
2. Name the 4 famous mods, and what happened to 2 of them. (moot is, obviously, still in charge, and no one knows what happened to the 4th)
3. What happened in 2006 that changed everything?
4. Detail the story of Cracky
5. Who is Kimmo?
6. What were the word verifications?
7. How many times did 4chan shut down due to a lack of funding?
God mode: Post the original EFG.
>>701454222
Uhhmm?? no she actually earned that title because in 2008/2009 she started a massive shit storm on here that basically led to a civil war and 4chan being DDOsed the fact that 4chan can be taken down by the power of the love of a 15 year old girl at the time was shocking and also amazing there were other queens before her there was a girl named Cracky Chan she was the first queen in 2005 shes important because she coined the phrase sup /b/ or 4chan.
>>701455183
Son 4chan was always in a "civil war" with someone, Boxxy is when that shit got absurd
>there are people posting on 4chan today that never knew the captchaless, non rate limited days of shit postin
>>701454662
There is Originalfag oldfag newfag and death
Also to stop being a newfag well you just be here as long as us i mean shit i been here for 11 years since i was 11 and now i am 23 so time can really fly buy LOL..
>>701455183
Such a knowledgeable tag thanks
>>701455563
This.
>>701455804
I miss when you could actually just spam a thread into non-existence with minimal effort.
Inb4? What does that mean
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>>701454463
Well if you guys think that that's fine i personally loved Boxxy better then that new girl Eliza who this generation loves so much.
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>>701456141
I dunno man, that implies enjoyment.
Sure it was comparatively less painful, but it was still a shit show
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>>701450258
is it goofy time?
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>>701456852
>>701450258
>implying
1/10 for making me reply
>>701453314
You and me both anon. I graded 2010 im still online with these faggots. I don't ever say anything
>>701457127
Where's the dancing one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>701450258
Should I leave before I turn into a no life faggot or is there a way to do this properly
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>>701457219
I know this is a ruse but here
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>>701457300
>Should I leave before I turn into a no life faggot.
Haaaa LOL Yes you should leave because if you came over here from YouTube Reddit or any other place we don't want you here and we don't like your kind.
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>>701456202
:3 ouch
inb4
you learn the meaning
What do you mean by lurking?
Just watching until you are an oldfag or how is it supposed to be done?
Also what is the purpose of /s4s/ and /r9k/.
Many of the 4chan is dying threads say that most of the oldfags are on /Pol/ now, what is your opinion to that?
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>>701457771
Pol is a shithole, idgaf about politics. I see no difference between pol and the "anun iz leejun" fucks
>>701457771
/s4s/ bunch of fags who watch us
/r9k/ Chess playing mongrels who dream of not being normies with degrees.
>>701457742
>>701456202
Both of you. Out
>>701454707
>When did you first watch Anonymous become a thing?.
To be honest i hate the new anonymous they do nothing and don't contribute anything to society or the internet old anonymous was better anonymous should have stayed as a group of trolls from /b/.
Are you a virgin?
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>>701450258
Worst thing you've seen on /b/
>>701458224
>>701458232
Too many choices imo
>>701453617
or you could right click the image and search the image on google. But that's none of my business
>>701450258
How have you not killed yourself yet?
>>701458774
>>701458419
Silly question, obviously 4chan keeps OP alive
>>701450258
have you heard of vowels illiterate cockface
how the fuck do i work this site
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>>701458641
That's one hell of an eye opener
>>701457771
My opinion on that is i personally think /pol/ is one of the better boards on this site i do go there and they are right when they say that most of the other oldfags moved to different boards on here or went to other chan sites or just lurk around modern day /b/ also /s4s/ was a April Fools joke that outlived itself it was to make fun of Reddits SRS and /r9k/ originally a shit posting board for green text stories but later turned into a stupid place for faggots to cry about not having any girlfriends and worshiping mass killers its stupid do not go there anon.
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>>701459211
Kek
>>701458774
After 11 years you see some fucked up shit on here and become very messed up side note - i have also been to the darknet so i have seen worse shit then on here just saying but the darknet really isn't as bad as people say it is.
>>701459633
Damn I had to get dubs while EFG posting
Immersion ruined
>>701450258
Yea have you ever ventured out of 4chan to other distant lands?
I did tonight
I thought this place was shit
>8 c han
>libre chan
>16 chan wtf
>420 chan (nice guides though)
I got scared and wanted to just come home to you guys
>never again
>24 hour captcha was pretty coolio tho
>>701458232
I think the worst thing i have seen is a picture of 2 black people having sex with a watermelon also that stupid Facebook banana is the worst.
>>701459738
Yeah honestly 4chan got me into cybersecurity shit in a roundabout way. But yeah darknet isn't that bad
>>701460201
yeah I hung around lainchan for a bit, too slow of a board for me
>>701460201
And saw this gem kek
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>>701460201
Yes i been to 7chan 420chan 8.ch 99chan 3chan 2chan 711chan aurorachan and many others witch i have been using as alternatives to 4chan for a long time now.
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>>701452600
>too many kids
>implying all the raids from /b/'s golden age didn't come from bored kids on the Internet
Oldfags left because they grew out of that stuff, only real old flags srill here are the ones with serious issues to be flaunting their dedication to kids looking to get a scrap of fame
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could fuck 12 year olds?
>>701460833
tbh i'm just drunk
>>701460201
Guys why
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>>701461286
>>>/12/
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>>701460967
We were mostly kids yes but we were all just 80s nd 90s kids in there teens and early 20s this generation is doing everything wrong witch is the problem with modern 4chan also -
> Oldfags left because they grew out of that stuff,
Some yes but most of old /b/ is still here we just lurk now we don't post much anymore.
>>701461286
What do you think would make b great again?
>>701450258
How does it make you feel that 4chan has progressed to shit?
Relevant: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/09/25/absolutely-everything-you-need-to-know-to-understand-4chan-the-internets-own-bogeyman/
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>>701461670
See here if this came up I would just assume anons memeing it up, but there... who knows?
>>701461670
CHARGE YOUR FUCKING PHONE
>>701461806
Formatting the server
It never asked for this
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>>701461904
Thanks
>>701461860
Removable battery bitch
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>>701462480
Well played m80
>>701461808
To be honest it makes me sad.
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>>701451516
Wow. Def newfag. Fucking gave yourself away here.
>>701458690
This image probably came before that was added in.
>>701461806
If only all of us oldfags myself included got off our asses and did something to fix it like DDOS the site again we could clean out some of the cancer its just a thought i know it will never happen.
>>701462962kys whiney cuck
>>701462962
Btfo
>>701462962
But the FBI is already on my dick.
I aint goin to jail for this shithole
Is 4chan monitored by the goverment ?
How has your day been?
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>>701463234
Haaa okay whatever you say. LOL.
>>701463255
moot always complied with the government, dunno about japoot but he probably does too
>>701455606
Fucking newfag...
>>701463271
Its been good thanks for asking anon.
>>701455045
I love you
I've known 4chan for about 5 to 6 years now, but even withh lurking I still feel like a newfag, is that normal ?
>>701460201
What is o n i on ch a n?
I've seen that vaguely mentioned before, but i don't dare google it
how does one triforce
>doesn't know what onionchan is
>>701463673
You will always be new anon sorry to say.
>>701463680
Dunno but will post results
>>701463673
that's the joke anon.
it's new everytime you come back
everyone is always, in the most literal sense, a newfag
>>701463567
he that's kinda cute how this generation just throws insults around.
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>>701463901
okay, so basically, it is some form of resurrection
i like that idea
>>701452901
Where's the cheese?
>>701450258
desu desu desu?
>>701464467
don't have any, there was some in a write a message to sm00t few minutes ago
if you're talking about cheese pizza that is
>>701464422
Exsactly while i have been here for 11 years there have been times where i left and came back.
>>701450258
post your oldest meme
>>701463398
Get butthurt Bitch
![180px-Ahhahahafaggot[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yIhkVVq.jpg "180px-Ahhahahafaggot[1].jpg")
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>>701463398
u mad brah?
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>>701450258
Why is Boxxy still important?
>>701465039
Computer died sometime in 09 so I lost a lot of my memes
>>701451516
>I'd love to be able to make racial slurs again without getting a bunch of shit flipped my way for it
fixed
>>701452946
frogfag
>>701465949
Simple because shes our queen.
>>701466205
that's really not that funny
>>701466329
you're right
>>701466043
LOL that actually made me laugh.
>>701466317
/b/ has no "queen" and you'd better not fucking be OP answering this
>>701466736
I've been here too long
kek
>>701466736
>/b/ has no "queen".
What about Cracky??.
>>701466921
what if I'm not faggot
r u going to cry about it?
>>701466021
>computer died
>not hardrive
>lost memes
OP is a dirty faggot
>>701467239
Cracky was the hottest camwhore
I wanted to see her in a tight black thong
>>701462699
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>>701467300
Anon's whole computer died from constant showers of jizz --it got into all the circuitry, the motherboard, everything.
>>701467346
>Cracky was the hottest camwhore
Except for Eliza
>>701450258
do you remember when le epic rage comics were a thing?
>>701467346
I knew Cracky IRL and I got that pussy too.
>>701467556
liar
you probably never left the US even to pick up a penny on the other side of the border
>>701467515
>Eliza
Eliza is shit.
>>701467556
was it like fucking an Eeyore?
>>701467656
noooo shes beautiful
so beautiful I'd get b& for posting a pic of her
>>701467629
go back to redit little bitch
>>701467683
i was barred out and yes it was. my dick kept going soft
>>701467545
Actually yes i do those were the days when you could use those without getting spammed that you are from 9gag or a newfag i do miss those days.
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>>701467656
you shut your whore mouth
everyone on /b/ is in love with her
>>701467826
you lying faggot
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>>701467727
>noooo shes beautiful.
Faggot you need some Boxxy love.
The ONLY good thing about /b/ back in the day was none of this captcha shit.
Of course, ironically, I had a job back then where I could have splurged for a 4Chan pass if they had them back then.
>>701450258
Why is the pool always closed?
>>701468090
Oh god no that fucking jewy looking harelipped no chin bitch
kill yourself
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>>701450258
Why the fuck loli permited in here? I can pass everything but that is wrong.
>>701468287
god gaah
that bitch is so fucked up looking
>>701450258
are you gay?
>>701468351
This. Faggots will scream like faggots but loli is 100% illegal in the US.
100%.
>>701468132
Well because Habbo raids do not happen much anymore.
>>701450258
why is /b/ so fucking gay? Why is everybody into traps?
pic unrealted
>>701468456
So why they dont ban it ? I want to puke and I lost more my faith in humanity when i scroll down and I find those threads. Never enetered one but bruuuhhhhhh
>>701468636
because the homosexual agenda.
vote trump
>>701468113
>I could have splurged for a 4Chan pass
I know what you mean. I almost had enough money for one but I bought a house instead.
>>701468711
Good question. Because they'll ban your ass for posting a boy in a bathing suit.
>>701468445
LOL no i actually am a 23 year old man who just lurks on this board when hes bored these days and i have a girlfriend.
>>701468765
yeah you were probably eating pb&j sandwiches too you frugal bastard
>>701453617
You've saved part of my life
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>>701453617
>to bypass the wordfilters PENIS and VAGINA
kek
>>701469072
No dude, just vomitose
that bitch really is not attractive
>>701468456
you mean lolicon art?
irc a court ruling in 2007 that struck down the protect act stated that unless drawings are super realistic to look like ana actual person they cant be prosecuted as child pornography.
so not illegal.
>>701468981
>part of my life
from 2007
>>701469245
that's weird because if I got caught at work with any of that shit I'd get v&
>>701468456
>>701468711
as another old fag here, I was just like you back when I first came here in 2006
in fact I came here exclusively to yell at the sick pedos I heard were hanging around the site,
10 years later and loli hentai makes the bulk of my fap material, funny how things turn out,
perhaps you walk the same path I did.
>>701468636
I personally think it's because 1. this generation is just so obviously blind and cant see the truth so many people especially straight people are becoming gay just because they think they are when really in reality they are not and 2. that stupid hashtag Proud to Be bull shit obviously.
>>701469447
you would get fired for sure, as far as prosecuted? probably not.
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>>701468636
They're into traps because they're confused individuals with no discernable future.
which is the definition of /b/
>>701469582
Well I'd bet I'd spend a shit-ton of money on a lawyer making sure of that.
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>>701469717
dude, its just a fetish
Would you nut?
>>701450258
how do you do that triangle from zelda
>>701469718
Why do you have all those pictures of that ugly ponyfag bitch?
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>>701469812
or you just can not watch loli at work.
>>701469828
I know but trapfucking is the epitome of being confused as an individual
>>701469717
Going back to what i said earlier traps have pretty much always been here but were not as out of control back then like they are now.
>>701469880
well heh I'd really get v& for watching what I really wanted
>>701452901
you have to remove the system32 virus first
>>701453019
a cuck
>>701469976
back then it was a trap posting his own thread asking to be rated
now it's all this weird shit and Trumpfag traps
>>701469976
adding /lgbt/ is probably what attracted them.
there really isn't a such thing as a containment board,
its just a lightning rod that attracts those people
and then they seep on to the other boards
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>>701470039
i was asking because in another thread i couldn't do it even with Alt+255
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>>701469531
>/b/ spends years calling everyone a faggot
>years later
>/b/ is now full of actual faggots
It's out own fault
>>701450258
how to colored post text
>>701470296
agreed
Boxxy is cancer
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>>701470389
first donate $50 to my Paypal account
then I'll show you
>>701470483
Bitch is seriously fucked up looking
and so are her Boxxyfags
>>701469506
Everybody says I'm gay. Am I really gay?
>>701470353
This.
>>701470587
well you could always try sucking a dude off to find out
>>701470353
i haven't been on /b/ in years, is trapping really become an issue?
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>>701470265
Exsactly in my opinion /lgbt/ /soc/ new /b/ and /r9k/ the way it is now are some of the worst boards on modern 4chan.
>>701470483
answer the question
why do you have so many pictures of that ugly bitch?
>>701470587
If you suck over 9000 nigger dicks then yes you are.
>>701451273
underrated
>>701470483
>boxxyfags will defend this
Hey oldfags, can you teach me to dox
>>701451273
They should bring all that shit back. All of it.
And they should fine anyone who posts nigger or kike $25 bucks a pop.
>>701471338
put name in google
>>701471281
his gf was so hot
are they still together?
inb4 new
We do people like cheese pizza alot
>>701471315
>boxxyfags
need to be b& en masse
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>>701471583
Because were all pedos LOL.
>>701471949
triggered
>>701472116
>triggered.
Hi Tumblr.
>>701472325
>still this triggered
hi faggot
How do you deal with the constant sadness gnawing away at your inner being? How do you deal with knowing you're one of the people that will spend the rest of their lives alone. Nobody to truly confide in that you can trust with your deepest secrets and your darkest moments. How do you do it? I don't know how to...
>>701450258
how greentext?
>>701472724
First you have to find C:\window\system32 and delete it
it will make your computer run faster
then you can use the command prompt to choose different colors
>>701472618
> How do you do it? I don't know how to...
Well maybe you should go outside and find someone instead of wasting your time on an Japanese American image board.
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>>701471566
>samefagging this hard
>>701472618
Seek Eliza. Her newfound Queenly Powers will alleviate your suffering.
>>701473264
What? None of that's me faggot.
>>701473343
>Seek Eliza. Her newfound Queenly Powers.
Kill yourself.
>>701473666
oh jeez it's this faggot posting this ugly fucking bitch again
>>701473388
>>701473264
samefag
How do I see threads I have started
>>701473836
nope
you don't have it faggot
lurk moar
>>701450258
Is the pool open yet
>>701474312
/thread screencap topkek
>>701450258
Why promote a giant corporation by giving them more money with all the guy fawkes masks? Why not just put a bunch of green socks on your head and storm the Capitol.
>>701474467
because anon likes the cool air of mom's basement, not the itchy hot of the world outside.
i want to know how to make crystals, do you know how?
>>701472618
Seek Eliza.
Maybe she will comfort you as I have silently begged her to do for weeks now. Maybe you'll be the lucky one anon.
>>701475667
Remember when oldfags blew up yellow vans? That was such scary internet hacking..
>>701473388 ADVANCED SAMEFAG
>>701452950
Late 2003 anon here. Greetings, friend.
>>701475766
first you have to collect at least a 2 liter bottle's worth of semen,
>>701475766
I suggest you get the fuck out and go back to YouTube.
>>701450258
How do i
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>>701476084
oh wait nvm
>>701475766
Bleach and ammonia is the easiest and best way.
Very beautiful crystals.
Add a small rock to seed the crystal and prepare to be amazed.
>>701450258
How does it feeo to know that we will take over 4chan before 4chan is completely erased from the internet?
Should we bring back snacks? You faggot?
Also, i think they should drop every single filter, music, shitpost additive, etc. Back on /b/ for a week to fish out the plebs who cant hack
>candyass roodypoo
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