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REKT thread
post em
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>>701424761

Story?
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>>701425656
3rd world country
kidnapper or animal
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Story:

I believe this video is from Brazil too. It depicts a young man who had been shot in the head.
It looks like the bullet entered through the left cheek, just south-east of the eyeball,
and exited through the right cheek, probably knocking a few teeth out. The eye is bulging,
but as is typical – it survived.

The guy is in obvious agony and performs what could be classified as agonal breathing,
although it’s quite possible that while skull was severely damaged, the bullet may have missed
the brain. If you project the trajectory in your mind, you’ll likely conclude brain matter was
not scratched.
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Story:

Video shows a Turkish man who got so high on Bonzai (also known as “poor man’s heroin”),
he climbed on a roof of a building and thinking he was in a pool,
nosedived to his death from there. The video is for the most part quiet,
which only makes the cameraman’s “No, No, No!” and the subsequent splat so much more disturbing.
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>>701426083
Poor Unlucky bastard
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Story:

The bizarre just never quits in Brazil.

In Ananindeua – a city in the state of Pará, northern Brazil, a woman was shot in the arm with
an arrow while on a bus. The arrow, if I understood it right, flew in through an open window.

The young kid standing near her is apparently who fired the arrow. The woman reportedly went
to hospital and is recovering well.
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Bump
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>>701424761
No news article or anything on this?
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Digging the analysis, thanks op.
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Story:

A man tried the famous wheelie maneuver in the Northeastern Brazilian State of Maranhão,
and it didn’t exactly had the result he anticipated. He somehow lost control of his motorbike
and got his leg skinned to the bone. His face tells the rest of the story.
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>>701427076
How is it possible that the kid shot the arrow from outside the bus?
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>>701427856
Hahahaha, for the woman it is called bad luck? And for the kiddo it is called a lucky shot?
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>>701427856
.... perhaps he went inside when he saw that he shot somebody?....
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Bump.
This is a quality rekt bread with nothing boring.
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Story:

This video from Sadr City district of Baghdad, Iraq is a good old gore classic that everybody’s seen already,
except from the newbs so I’m posting it for the newbs cause it needs to be seen.
A suicide bomber went to harm innocent people but his vest loaded with explosives
detonated prematurely causing him serious bodily harm but harming nobody else.

The failed suicide bomber survived with one of his legs torn off, hand ripped off,
guts spilled and in obvious pain – as if Karma went to show him what uninvolved people
would experience should his suicide mission succeed, but befell the suffering upon the bomber
alone, sparing everyone else. He probably blew his dick off too – wonder if that’d have any
effect on his performance with 72 virgins waiting for him in factious Islamic heaven.
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Story:

In Los Alcarrizos – a municipality in the Santo Domingo province in the Dominican Republic,
a man was chopped in the elbow area of his arm with a machete. The video shows him holding
his forearm, as something that looks like a bone sticks out of his wound.

I like how the victim had to open the door to the ambulance himself with that wounded arm,
cause cameraman was busy filming the video.
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Story:

On October 2, 2015, a motorcycle policeman was injured after he was deliberately rammed off
his bike by a truck driver. The incident happened on the A15 highway, near the city of
Spijkenisse in The Netherlands.

For reasons unspecified, the cop reportedly wanted to pull the truck driver over, who rapidly
maneuvered into him and knocked him off his bike. The trucker was later apprehended by citizens
who cornered the truck with their cars further down the highway.
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Story:

Three men – two Australian and one Spaniard – were gored during the final running of the bulls
at Fiesta de San Fermin festival in Pamplona, Spain. 25 year old Aussie was
gored through the leg by bull named Olivito who slipped on the cobblestone street and got
separated from the pack. Fuck yeah, Olivito.

The last time somebody was killed during the bull run in Pamplona was in 2009 after a 27 year
old man from Madrid was gored in the neck. Over the past century, Pamplona registered 14 bull
run fatalities. The fiesta dates back to the 13th century and was depicted in Ernest
Hemingway’s novel The Sun Also Rises.
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>>701429521

2/4
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>>701429333
LOL nice trips and that's funny he actual opened it himself
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>>701429521
>>701429581

3/4
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Really digging you putting context to these
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>>701429521
>>701429581
>>701429627

4/4
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>>701429653
kek'd
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>>701427768
Pair of flip-flops for sale?
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Story:

Video from Yemen shows an alleged ISIS or ISIS sympathetic suicide bomber who only managed to
rip himself in half. The intended targets were the Houthi (another variant of Muslim) crowd
that has gathered around him and casually interrogate him.
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>>701424761
wtf waa that?!
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>>701424761
What the fuck
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>>701429697
They came prepared. Good show anon.
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>>701429703
Looks like hes got a fucking pizza on his leg.
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>>701428951
>>701427528
>>701430363

Thanks for the compliments anons!! Makes the effort worth it!!
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>>701430171
>>701430245
it was a panther
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1/3

Story:

See that blood stained pointer up there? Pics don’t get any more Best-Gorey than that.
Only the presence of a flip flop could make it more epic. One of Philippine President
Rodrigo Duterte’s running platforms was to fight crime the same way he kept it at the
lowest level in the Philippines while serving as mayor of Davao City. There, Rody’s death
squads were responsible for the countless extrajudicial killings of suspected criminals.
While he didn’t fuck around with suspected criminals, the extra judicial killings raised
questions about where the lines are drawn, giving rise to fears that in the same way,
he would be disposing of people he simply didn’t like. Whereas Rodrigo Duterte recently
became the president of the Philippines, deaths of suspected criminals are chalked up to
his successful platform on which he ran.

On August 25, 2016 at about 8:00am, in Barangay Ampayon, Butuan City, members of the
Philippine CIGD (Criminal Investigation and Detection Group), carried out what they
called an anti-illegal drugs operation, which lead to the death of a man. According to
their report, Raul Oranza, alias “Opaw”, tried to escape and fired his handgun at the cops. The cops responded and neutralized him.
From the scene they recovered a 38 caliber Revolver loaded with four live ammos and one
fired cartridge, and a sachet of suspected Shabu with estimated weight of 25 grams and
value of 295,000 Philippine Pesos.

Shabu is a type of Methamphetamine sold in the Philippines.
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>>701429653
>clearly a woman
wonderful
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>>701427076
I thought it was a selfie stick
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Story:

On the night of Wednesday, April 27th, 2016, a 64-year old man was gunned down while he sat
outside his house in rural Ouricuri, Pernambuco, Brazil. The victim was identified and
witnesses report that three men arrived in a silver car and shot him until his head exploded,
then fled. Authorities believe the men to be the victim’s nephews and that this was a revenge
hit sparked by a murder believed to have been committed by Ademir last year. Only speculation
at this point, but damn, that is some brutality right there.
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>>701426083
so, he's ok now though?
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>>701425760

I have heard about that animal before
I think it's called a pedobear
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>>701429703
Why the fuck isnt he bleeding
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Anyone have the webm of the whores being beheaded by what I'm assuming the mexican mob or cartel? They used an axe and a combat knife.
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>>701427768
great candidate for automail. you can keep the bone and bolt to it for support.
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>>701427076
not rekt....needs moar nig..
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>>701430705
Lol do you even read your fucking idiot! Panthers are notorious scavengers!
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>>701429987
You know you look at too few gore when you think ripped in half means vertical like in some fucking movie. Still not watching that shit so I appreciate the graphic descriptions.
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>>701431422
got dammit i could do that job all day long...
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>>701431310
I'd have assumed it was just a really fresh wound and shock hadn't given it time to bleed? Just a non-medfags guess there.
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>>701431467
Well what do you think it could have been?
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>>701431310
relatively superficial wound, with lots of fat tissues exposed.
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>>701427076
Man the harpoo- wait no some one already got this one
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>>701426083
I think it should be perfectly fine to end his misery... but it is Brazil so it probably happened
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>>701424761
mmmm a fat juicy baby...tender
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Story:

In China, a woman was filmed chasing and stabbing a man in a street. Several people
observed the attack, but non had the balls to physically interfere, though that one guy
appears to talk sense to the woman.

Apparently, the man was the woman’s husband. The motive for the attack is unclear.
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>>701431681
>Got

Check your spelling there, edgemeister.
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>>701431733
Jesus. Obviously come to harvest the souls of the non believers.
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>>701426083
>>701426334
>>701427076
>>701427768
>>701429248
>>701429333
>>701429430
>>701429521
>>701429987
You are a gentleman, and a scholar.
Providing the story with the upload SHOULD be basic fucking etiquette.
Based anon.
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>>701426083
walk it off brah
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>>701431988
agreed
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>>701431988
Fuck off nigger
> check my trips plebian
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>>701429703
ten of ten, would run again
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>>701431988

Again another big thank you!! I hoping for the same that people will provide the story more often!!
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>>701429987
cpr nignogs
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>>701430610
stock market crash
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Story:

Guy fed a dead fish to a bunch of hungry Jacks.
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Story:

A 48 year old woman has been hospitalized and is “in critical condition” after she’d been
attacked by a pet pit bull in her sleep. The mauling left the woman with a fractured skull,
brain tissue loss, serious injuries to the hands and the skinned face. The woman was reportedly
found by her partner, even though I’m not entirely sure how he knew who the heck that faceless
creature was once he came across her.
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Story:

A very clean beheading. The muslim man was caught eating bacon and his life had to end as a result of his actions.
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>>701431936
KO that cum dumpster fukn plebslopehead
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Story:

Afghanistan war veteran was raiding an outpost in the middle of the desert, when a grenade kaboom'd and sent shrapnels flying everywhere. A piece of shrapnel landed in the veteran's eye.
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>>701431988

I second that.
1000+ internets to the guy
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>>701432199
Best rekt thread ever OP, have a gold star, you deserve it.
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Story:

About 4 story high.
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>>701432420
gonna need sauce on that story
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>>701426083
IANAD but I've seen breathing like that in other brain damaged people, and I think it is purely autonomic. He's a goner IMNPO (in my non-professional opinion).
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>>701432686
Just fuck off and tell your fake stories some where else!!

http://www.bestgore.com/medical/piece-broken-glass-remove-eyeball-accident-victim/
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My friends think I have a fetish for these rekt threads because I go on them all the time.
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>>701432793
xd
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>>701432773
Thank you anon!! But I'm not OP on this thread
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>>701425760

>3rd World Country
>Has baby cams?
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>>701429821
Just one
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>>701432873
Here is your sauce anon!!

http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/woman-attack-pitbull-sleeping-face-eaten/
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>>701432479
>>701432793

Fuck you, asshole
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>>701432891
xD fake
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>>701431844
giggle
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>>701429521
Do I see the nike sb dunks?
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Story:

4 rapists were caught by Irish militants, and had to be killed because of the sovereign laws of Ireland.
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>>701433177
Yess you do!!
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>>701432873
omfg do you even know how to read you retarded faggot?
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I'm not a fan of REKT threads but this one, OP......, goddamit this is state of the art. Based anon. I hope to keep reading you in the future.
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>>701430325
is that pamplona ?
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>>701431988
you some kinda ree tawrd?
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>>701429987
BISHOP!
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>>701431310
He dropped his pizza, he wasn't actually cut
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>>701433382
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>>701433237
okay, these stories are getting a bit fishy.
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>>701432479
Oh humanity...
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>>701429703
fake,
no blood, faake as hellll
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>>701425656
>>701427474
>>701430171
>>701430245
It's from a film, don't remember the name of it though
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These Mexican men killed this giraffe as a part of the sacred rituals of 'El Jiraffõ'. The giraffe is then cooked over a giant grill and the heart of the giraffe is fed to gingers.
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>>701426334
took too long, finished too quickly, stopped watching
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>>701433442
Humanvolcano.webm
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>>701433142
except it's not. They shot him with a 12 gauge slug.
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>>701433605

Thats a camel. Not giraffe.
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>>701433567
Don't tell me my shit is fake, I've got the sauce of everything.

http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/australia-man-gored-fiesta-de-san-fermin-running-of-the-bulls-pamplona-spain/
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>>701432420
I'd fuck her
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>>701433605
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>>701433624
I'll trim it for you and the other people with no patience!!
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>>701433329
fuckin sick. I would've stole those off his dead body. I love those shoes
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As part of Black history month, this group of Black people celebrated the end of slavery.
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>>701433605
that is a penguin, dumbass
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Story:

Brazil does not have the knowledge to create an atomic bomb, so they resorted to other methods. As a part of Brazil's Manhattan Project, they had a fat woman drop down from the bridge, hoping that an explosion would occur when she hit the ground.
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>>701433605
There isn't any ritual in all latin america called "el jiraffõ" õ doesn't even exist in spanish and giraffe is spelled Jirafa
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Is it me or does she make the same face in nearly every picture? Like they photoshopped the same headshot over and over?
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>>701433442
Ah man thats fucked

Its quite funny how 4chan has some of the most anti-muslim, conservative rhetoric but then uses IS media as one of its main sources of entertainment
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>>701433938
>>701433938
dat bir dindu nuffin!
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>>701432793
COWABUNGA
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>>701434125
No, its clearly a fuckin pokemon.
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>>701433938
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>>701434232
Real story:

A Brazilian woman attempted suicide by jumping of an overpass, and apparently succeeded. While she was contemplating the leap, passers by grabbed her in a desperate attempt to prevent her from falling, but the weight of her body was just too much. She slipped off their grasp and landed hard on her tailbone on the road below.

While the drop doesn’t seem to be that long from the video, the way she landed right on her ass, collapsed her vertebrae and shattered her spine. You can literally hear her back break as she lands. The way her shoes bounced off is also telling.

The pink shirt guy who walked underneath her just before she fell was like – lulz, whatevs!
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>>701433237
>not putting Germany instead

missed an opportunity anon
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>>701434387
>Kid at the end not clear on how cameras work
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Story:

In the honor of Patrick Lopez, these two Mexican men fought to death with swords imported from China. The winner of this deathmatch would go on to become the WWE Heavyweight Champion of the world.
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>>701434387
you intentionally did that. asshole
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>>701433567
It's real. Your fat cells don't bleed, idiot.
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>>701434436
Thanks for that. Had seen that clip many times, and always suspected she was trying to kill herself. Poor thing.
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>>701434518
that is instant karma.
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>>701425656
It's fake, from a film on youtube
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>>701434543
who one?
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Story:

Ass.
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>>701434696
>that is instant karma
Wat..
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>>701434554
Did what? Posted a similar video? Guilty.
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>>701433605
Your story is funny. What's fucked is that any halal meat (suitable for muslim consumption) has to be killed like that. Fucking savages.
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>>701434584
how come if i get a little tiny cut on my fat ass leg i bleed all over the damn place?

fake fake fake.
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>>701434543
do you think he needed a hand?
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>>701434843

faggot on a scooter.
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Story:

Japanese zombies can shoot fire out of their vagina. This was the result of Godzilla's blood, Hiroshima, and Fukushima contaminating the water that the Japanese people drank.
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>>701432420

At least she is smiling :)
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>>701434787
Who Juan?
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>>701434930
magic bull horns of deaf
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OP here glad yall are enjoying this thread
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>>701435060

would try to hit. burn off my herps
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Story:

Men should not hit women no matter what.
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>>701435179
real?
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>>701435179
No way this is real.

I've seen some shit over the year here, but this is just holy shit I just puked
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>>701430245
>>701424761
>>701425656
>>701427474

Its fake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JSCL9DdHDU
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>>701435179
I hope he didn't let that sexy critter go to waste
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>>701431803
>relatively superficial wound

nigger. what?
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>>701424761
Story on this please.... is that a dude or an animal?
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>>701430325
Niggers ruin everything.
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>>701435280
>he gets arrested

yryl potential
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>>701435513
Its a rare bear called: "Pedobear"
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>>701433605
Fuck off Harry
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>>701435513
>>701435652
either fake or "Pedobear" as suggested
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>>701424761
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video defies explanation
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>>701432378
WELL FUCK.

>oops i've slipped and fallen.
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>>701434263
New or forgetful...
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>>701432793
based cameraperson
filming jump offf and impact isnt that usual
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>>701433142
That's what a slug does. It's not fake at all.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ql6eP9tH24
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>>701434696
>instant karma
.....................................................................................................................for what?
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>>701434930
You're right son, everything bad that happens in life is fake. In fact, most of life is fake. Even reality is fake sometimes. Now run down to the basement and hide in the shadows.
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>>701434896
Story needed here
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>>701432378
They.... they could tell where it would hit before it even left his hands...
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>>701436269
First rule of Slav Fight Club: don't fucking post it on 4chan you niggers.
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>>701436415
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
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>>701433567
>>701433142
what are you, 8? or just fucking stupid? this isnt a video game, ass clown. people just dont explode into a bunch of blood when they get shot/stabbed.
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>>701435280
Guy should have just laughed it off. Obvious she has schizophrenia. My gf is more violent during sex.
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Need more weak ass white bois getting fucked up by gentically superior black gentlemen
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>>701435835
none needed
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>>701435513
It's from a film
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>>701436657
This is fake. I was there when they filmed it. One of the interns was really good with video editing, so it turned out great.
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>>701436752
do you know the name?

Creepy af
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>>701434245
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>>701436558
It's not fake you dumb nigger
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>>701436558
i mean at this point youre must trying to be funny.
youre not doing a good job you know. you just sound like an idiot.
>inb4 the picture i posted is also fake
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>>701436878
I don't, I'm having a look just now but haven't found anything yet
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>>701430607
I thought it was pizza too.
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>>701436944
Jimmy Neutron's dad got a sex change
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None of the shit I see on here affects me in any way. After viewing all of these even close up I still couldnt feel a thing. Are you all just faggots or am I fucked in the head?
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>>701427768
>His face tells the rest of the story.
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>>701436622
She's not violent with me.
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>>701424761
>>701435513
>>701436752
>>701436878
Found sauce on OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JSCL9DdHDU
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>>701434928
>brain without blood flow loses consciousness in seconds
>still-beating heart exsanguinates the body for easy cleaning
Savages, you say?
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>>701437401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpcpLAzD2Xs
and this
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>>701436930
so fakie, earth quakie.
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>>701435179
im good to bed. cheers guys.
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>>701437656
Why's it fake? Guns are fucking deadly, that's the whole fucking point
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>>701437656
im gonna steal that phrase
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>>701437918
sorry, anon. it's mine. can't takie.
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>>701436360
sand niggers
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Here ya pussys go
fuck yall
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>>701438266
Kys
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>>701438266
dick
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>>701432479
>worth it
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>>701438266
Drink bleach
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Do u liek babies /b/
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>>701433442
So he survived? How bad was the damage?
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>>701438594
This is actually shopped surprisingly enough. I read about it in an article, and it was very interesting.
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>>701436860
Pics/video/proof or you're a faggot
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>>701432420
Actually, she fell down the stairs while very drunk. The dog tried to wake her up, but then became frantic when she didn't respond. The dog is dead, and the woman is alive with a new face. She is thankful that the dog snapped her out of her alcoholism, as she believes she was weeks away from being killed by it.
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>>701436860
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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>>701436944
Giggity
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>>701438594
beer-battered n' deep-fried...dash-O-Tabasco...bawlin' em in water is fer chinx
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>>701432479
Such a stupid rule
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>>701438976
why are you even replying to that? its such terrible bait its obvious he was joking. Are you 14?
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>>701439178
Lmao good luck with that faggot. I'm behind incognito and 4 proxies.
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>>701438846
clearly.
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>>701430171
niggers
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>>701439388
LoL,m no ur not.
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>>701433237
Story is bullshit.
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>>701439372
No! I'm 15 1/2 you faggot
>Be me
>be samefagging
>bait some stupid cucks
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>>701438771
Why would you assume that. Apparent major head trauma with a ruptured artery spewing a huge amount of bright red blood. Even if there was a trauma team right there trying to save him, I doubt he'd live long. And those people want him dead, so sorry to burst your bubble...
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>>701434315
They're terrible, but they release quality video
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>>701439681
No shit Sherlock
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>>701436944
Story:

Ling Ling was one of Stormwind Cuties (World of Warcraft guild) most popular priest healers. When Fradoei the night elf hunter caught her e-cheating with Oaifne the gnome warlock, he cut off one testicle, injected it with sunflower oil (the reduced fat, ofc) and attached it to her chin
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>>701439690
wow you sure got me. be sure to screenshot it so you can jerk off to it later. you sure spend your time in life well. time you'll never get back. wow. such an alpha in life... he baits people on the internet. commands such respect.
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>>701440230
Kek beta fag
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>>701432420
Now I get the joke: I'm always smiling.

Only fools get "pitties" as they like calling them, like cvalling a death machine on four legs makes this shit any less horrible
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>>701439803
Easy to assume of a meek contusion.
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>>701432420
B U I L D
T H E
W
A
L
L
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>>701440083
Wow ...confirmed
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>>701431681
>is illiterate
>is sociopath

Suicide is your best option.
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>>701435963
what the fuck?
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>>701440719
or politico oraffice
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>>701440372
>>
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>>701435963
Is that a jew/nigger crossover b'rith ? That stoic face...
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>>701431980
more ??
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>>701441050
He actually succeeded but it seems he slipped as he landed because that pavement is wet.

Kek.
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>>701432479

>Kid front left doesn't even flinch

Islam needs to be wiped out.
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>>701440372
tryhard moar pls
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>>701431422
>dogslaughter.webm
I thought it is dogs laughter!
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>>701431139
kill yourself
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>>701441050
auburn sux
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>>701436415 most funny face i've ever seen, thanks anon
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>>701442053
fuck i hate dogs, i'd kick it's dumb fucking head in
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>>701442512
would you... hit it with a shovel?
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kek
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double kek
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triple nipple kek
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>>701427076
Honestly thought that bitch was threaten people with a katana.
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>>701435280
what the fuck possessed her
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>>701441230
> he slipped as he landed because that pavement is wet.

no, his feet never landed, watch it again
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>>701436360
Damn where does Isis buy their footwear? I want those
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>>701441050
>Backflip Nig Fail
>Does front flip.
Dude, you make me sad
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>>701435592
are you an idiot?
they're clearly hispanic or some other darker skinned race, but not black lmao
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>>701432891
When you realize you probably shouldn't have gone to a shithole of a country.
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>>701440708
story?
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>>701435280
But what about equality?
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>>701434543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzVBqBosf5w
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>>701443691
i know i realized the error days ago but wasent bothered changing it
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>>701435835
''Murricans
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>>701435179
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>>701431422
Dogmeat was hit for 34 hit points.
Dogmeat was killed.
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>>701426083
http://www.issoebizarro.com/blog/suicidios-ou-homicidios/morto-tiro-russas-ce/
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>>701432479
bad bacon i guess
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>701435280
meth.
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>>701442739
Get gained +2 strength and +1 stamina
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>>701424761
Although it's fake, it always gave me chills
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>>701445151
He*
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>>701445020
Triggered.
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>>701430723
Fuck yeah duterte, he called a priest a son of a bitch
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>>701445020
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>>701436766
ok so im a girl right and every time the first guy looks up after just slicing into his neck, i get so horny idk why its so fucking hot though the way he looks into the camera like i want him to choke me and fuck me hard (even though what hes doing is a TERRIBLE DISGUSTING THING and i wish death upon him)
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>>701445020
Get the fuck of 4 chan you puss

This thread is optional you don't have to be on it so jog on m8
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>>701433442
see how it doesnt blink. its fake. robofake
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>>701445537
Go ahead an rub one out. I'll keep an eye on the thread for you. Just lemme know when you're finished
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>>701445537
Tits or GTFO NOW!
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>>701429697

seconded
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>>701435280

She really want those Pringles
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>>701442739
I would torture this bum to dead and I wouldn't care for the death sentence in return
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>>701445598
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>>701431467
Lol do you even read your fucking idiot! Panthers don't have fingers, they have paws.
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>>701434896
birth of chuck norris.
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>>701434686
Back physics major
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>>701435179
this gave me goosebumps.
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>>701426083
that guy looks really sick. he should go to the doctor.
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>>701426083
I feel like if the brain wasn't hit, with some reconstructive surgery and something to reduce the swelling, he will probably end up being okay, with perhaps some sight issues and ear issues.
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>>701445020
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>>701435835
oh the humanity
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>>701434543
dead by daylight monster vs monster dlc?
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>>701434815
sauce now
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>>701446331
Paws are their fingers you fucking moron.
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>>701445537
But he's brown tho
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>>701445933
thanks fren
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>>701446791
you again?
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