Hi /b/. What's the most painless way I can kill this crab? Because being boiled alive sounds like a pretty fucked up way to die. Trips has the ultimate decision.
That's how most people do it, let's make it fun tho
I don't have a shotgun, wish I did.
Sounds like too much work, wouldn't this do the trick as well?
Crabs usually have the ability to foul their own meat if they think death is imminent. I wouldn't fuck around too much with this, OP. Quit being an attention whore and put it in the pot.
Here's a better picture.
Anon... I'm kind of hungry right now. I still want to eat him. I don't think bits of shells would taste very good
They don't have a very advanced nervous system. They'll rip their own fucking legs off if it's causing them trouble.
They die instantly in boiling water like tropical fish die instantly in ice water.
It's very much alive
The water is boiling
The bigger question is "who the fuck cares?" it is evolved the same as a fucking house fly or a spider.
Yet you faggots wouldn't think twice about swatting a fly or a spider.
>Drop crabby in
That isn't screaming dumbass. Do you think crabs have vocal chords like us? Do you see Sebastian singing in the little mermaid and treat it like a fuckin documentary? What the fuck dumbass
Satan... you could have been the one...
Drown the crab OP
OP needs to drown it....
Hope you have a nice day anon
drown the crab
drown the crab
drown the crab
drown the crab
I'll have a nicer day then some dumbass who gets triggered by being called one.
Next time try to not be so ignorant.
In boiling water? Explain please
pic related, you gotta put him under water and cut these things off, then the crab will drown
like this based fucker says. You now have the knowledge to drown a crab. fuck I love this place
Now what? How long does it take for it to drown in fresh water?
Crabs like bugs don't feel pain as we do, their nervous system is too simple. They just know if a situation is dangerous or not, or roughly if they are being touched. But very probably they don't suffer from being boiled alive. Also they don't have the "feeling" part of the brain so they are not sad or angry if they are dying. They only know heat is bad. So feel free to boil him cause he won't really suffer.
This is by far the most fucked up thing I've ever done... I said painless guys... it's squirming so much... I can almost hear it screaming
time to put that auto knife to use,
de-gill the crab
drown the crab
>The first man to literally drown a fucking crab for dinner
Sciencefag here. Crabs also need oxygen to survive, the get it out of the water. The process "drowning" means nothing more than not getting oxygen and die of lack. To drown the crab, you have to bubble a lot of Nitrogen through water and prevent from oxygen getting into the water again. This way, you can drown the crab and even fish. Lot of work. Better get the water boiling again.
Pro tip : put it in normal watter, low heat, increase little by little. It will chill until it dies boiling without noticing shit.
Now you're just repeating yourself and boring me, was fun though even if you were an ego-maniacal dumbass, gotta get your kick somewhere.
Oh uhh reply to this if you're a faggot
Just like you do with hobos you put vodka in the cool water then put the crab in it. After a few min he is getting wasted you turn on the fire.
This works great on lobsters too. keeps the meat sweet because they do not panic.
Leave it to /b to fuck up the simplest of tasks.
1) place crap in freezer for 39 min; will dull senses.
2) fill that pot with water and bring it up to a high, rolling boil.
3) boil said crab for 7min for every pound.
4) stop being a faggot
Least painful way is to jam the edge of a blade down behind between their eyes, and cut a half inch towards their ass
Boiling kills them almost immediately though so I don't see why it matters
Let the poor animal live. Don't kill it. Release it on some beach. Please.
You know OP cut off its gills. fucker is drowning in a pot and your solution is to put it in the ocean.
how he did that!
OP, any update?
I guess the universe can be cruel in many different shapes and forms. But I'm a man of my word and trips is the word. So let it be done. It's squirming...
I LOVE CRABDS
DON'T KILL IT
Are you really comparing ANIMALS TO VEGETABLES??
This fucker will actualy drown the crab.
Posting in ebin thread. I love you /b/.
Dude the fucking gills are under the bottom shell inside by the end of the leg. You can't take them off without ripping off legs. So rolling to rip off each leg one by one.
cut off its face with scissors and post webm
toasting in epic bread
>The day OP drowned sea-life
A man that tortures helpless animals deserves to be called a fedora edgelord. Why are you such a pathetic fat piece of shit, anon? You still mad about being bullied in school? Will releasing your nerd anger on this crab cleanse the years of Chad abuse and Stacy disdain?
Op should of done this
It's basically the same fucking thing.
And it's food for us. Everyone - Shut your fucking hole.
We have epic thread with OP that is not a faggot.
Enjoy it or leave. Please. For fuck sake. Just that one time.
>boiling is too cruel
>proceeds to cut off its gills and kill it by means of salt deficiency/drowning
I'm no petafag but it seems a bit contrary towards what you were originally trying to achieve
I'm Ass man and I am rolling for the empathy solution. Pic related.
Bro do you know crabs? I work seafood for a living, to get to the gills enough to take them out you have to separate the carapace from the body and that'll kill them outright.
Cant wait for labor day, then all schools are back in session and faggots like this nerd can stop fagging up the place.... Literally made himself look like a righteous cunt to prove crabs cant scream.
Mfw i have no face.
Someone better be screenshotting this thread. this is 4chan gold.
>toasting epic bread