Hey there, neighbour has a flurescent light in his back garden above a pool table they play pool till 3 or 4 am sometimes and make a huge row, do you lot know any way of making one of these things pop from a distance? Not using a weapon or anything illegal in the UK?
Have you tried throwing a stone at it during daylight hours when they are out or even using an old school sling shot. How about a Bb gun, cheap ones are 15 pounds and they will pop a light.
I live on a rough estate, and he would retaliate, don't want my family to get into shit, I have already been at war with him for a while
its a walther PPK - holds about 15 shots, which it can fire pretty fast...
I somehow doubt this was his actual response.
If it continues, ask him again. Tell him you'll call the police if he keeps making loud noise after 2200.
How bad of a disturbance are we talking about, anyway?
Right, I am not lying about what he said, As i said i live on a rough council estate - like I said - and as for noise its a Civil matter in the UK, the police don't care unless they have an ASBO which means reporting him to the council, collecting evidence, the process takes months - and as has been said, I asked him to shut up so he will know it was me..
So i don't know what else to do - Karaoke till 3am - Pool longer people shouting "AWWWW!" and shit when they miss - its horrendously loud and we have a disabled daughter whos bedroom is out the back and the noise keeps her awake most weekends - Believe me I have been and asked him nicely to shut up and he won't
Jesus Christ, OP. you're a fucking pussy.
Just call to your neighbours and tell them to cut that shit out. If they don't, call the police for disturbance of the peace. Record them with date and timestamps. If they are council tenants or private tenants, send evidence to their landlord by official solicitor's letter.
Don't be a fucking retard and go smashing up other peoples' property, you stupid cunt.
Do it the right away or forever be a beta pussy.
For maximum trolling replace the neon starter with a broken one.
You're making it sound as if it's almost frontier law out there.
Well, talk to your other neighbors. See if they're as disturbed by the noise as you are. Perhaps a greater number of you can work out a solution. I would not bring up smashing someone's property as a potential solution.
Surely a handful of level-headed adults can handle one punk.
Score some pieces of crack, when he is playing again at night call the police and tell them they are playing pool and dealing in drugs, the second before the police arrive throw the pieces of crack and other drug paraphernalia over the fence onto the pool table.
So simple. I live in Africa and fluorescent lights are a big no no because they attract and piss off insects. Especially bees, get some bees and release them close to the light or maybe other insects that you can buy at a pet store. If you piss off bees at night they will attack anything moving in the light.
>I see. Well, the first world doesn't use them anymore.
I am utterly flabbergastled, how will i ever recover from such offense?
This is actually a good idea, but are there firecrackers shorter than a starter?
rig up some type of shaking device to the hives, so you can shake them remotely, then when they are making noise next door shake the hives, fuck them bees will just go into all out attack mode if you disturb them at night.
Whenever I find a bee flying around at night I kill the bastard, it makes the others go into attack mode but any bee flying around at night is already in attack mode, if you leave them alone they always end up stinging you if they are flying around a light, they smash into the light and get more and more pissed off.
Some higher level of first world that I"m unaware of. I've seen them everywhere here, still replace them occasionally. I removed them from my kitchen (house built in '96) so I could have LED tube lights instead of fluorescent lamps
firecracker is a dumb idea, you need to empty the powder from inside the firecracker until the starter is full and epoxy glue the end cap back on. Then it is guaranteed to blow and do a lot of damage provided you glued the end cap on with epoxy, if you dont glue the end cap on with good epoxy then it could just make a phut and puff of smoke. Good epoxy is half the strength of steel, normal crap glue is like a 10th of the strength.
Yes, this is a great idea and the parts for it are readily available at any supermarket. There are tons of YouTube videos on how to build a small fission or fusion device just for this purpose. You can even build them so that it directs the EMP at only their house, and it won't affect your house.
Good thinking anon ツ
Better solution: if the neon lights are turned on automatically at nighttime, plug in a small DC engine (e.g. The big vibration-creating ones you find in DualShock controllers, the smaler ones or the ones which are built into phones) to shake the hive automatically.
bridge the load coil and enjoy the fireworks with the tube connected directly to line voltage.
>throw a water ball on at it or squirt it with a hose
his neighbor will kick his ass, and his families ass if he figures that OP did it. He's in a tight spot that sucks.
I think you should start finding other ways to prank and fuck with him.
When they aren't around open up the fixture and add a price of wire to connect the blue and red wires coming from the ballast, don't use a wire nut or anything, just strip a bit of the jacket so that the coper is revealed and wrap the wire that you are adding around the exposed bits.
I agree. Tonight, b/ might be your personal army. And pissing off Britshit is always fun.
Give us their names and adress. We will handle it smoothly.
Pics or it's not happening.
Can second this. In the UK we don't have many choices. We can complain to authorities who don't give a fuck (which people like OP's neighbour realise), ask them nicely to stop being dicks (which OP tried and didn't work) or deal with them ourselves and have the police arrest US for it.
Move out to the country, find a small village... rent is cheap cos hardly anyone wants to live so remote but there's far less dickheads which makes it worthwhile.
Give us their names and adress. We will handle it smoothly.
I've seen so many of these backfire, where the personal army request ends up being an effort to get the OP in big trouble
approach with caution
Also some pathetic edgy white knight will tell your neighbor who posted his info to be doxxed on the 4chinz. /b/ acts tough but is full of cringey beta fucks.
>for not existing things
You know what? OC time.
Clearly OP dun goofed by talking to them first. He also said that he already had troubles with them in the past. Clearly physical violence is not an option here. Thus that's why I'm asking for a little information about the battlezone and its belligerants. We'll fuck those little cock-sucking punks.
>Clearly physical violence is not an option here.
maybe it's his only option. Maybe he needs to get a metal bar and have it ready to split his neighbor's skull open when he admonishes his neighbor about making noise, and his neighbor attacks him.
I think it's not a bad idea - just being ready to defend yourself is not a bad idea.
>illegal in the UK
But you could try and cut his light supply off while he sleeps, and put a transformer from 220 to 440 (or 110 but that won't do much I think). I'm not sure which one the UK uses. If you use 110 just a 220v one will suffice. You might have to do something with the disyuntors/fuses so they don't terminate the connection.
Then connect it all and watch the fireworks.
If he's in Londonistan he'll need those sharia bux - Which gives me another idea. You could tell some of your local friendly peaceful Islamists that your neighbor burns Qu'rans and takes shits after eating bacon on the Qu'ran and is homosexual.
FFS children, why the fuck would you splice into the line and up the voltage, if you could get to his line to the light you would just cut it and be done.
If he find the light is not working he will check the cable to the light and discover it is going next door to a transformer......
AND fluorescent lights can handle shit loads of abuse, 400V and less is a joke don't offer advice for shit you haven't a clue about.
Why don't you call one of those british boobies to rustle his jimmies.
Anon, this is 4chan, not africa.
We gave you glorius nefarious plans to fuck shit up and you would still like to use a fucking stick.
I'd say that's waste of brainpower, but where i live it's midnight.
I was actually thinking he would have the whole snackbar comunity after him when they find out his neighbor is muslim
>400V and less is a joke don't offer advice for shit you haven't a clue about.
This anon is a certified electrical engineer.
Again, how will butt plugs help in this particular instance?
> "its horrendously loud and we have a disabled daughter whos bedroom is out the back"
I'm not sure how much disabled she is, but i'm dead sure she won't like earplugs.
>Hey there, neighbour has a flurescent light in his back garden above a pool table they play pool till 3 or 4 am sometimes and make a huge row, do you lot know any way of making one of these things pop from a distance? Not using a weapon or anything illegal in the UK?
Knock them up and have a few pints to share. Join the party.
No, you can indeed get 220 to 440 transformers.
This way you're waranteed to fry his whole hose: fridge, computer, anything he connects to the electricity.
Hide it somewhere and watch him lose money.
The disyuntor you might need to take away from the inside? so even if he turns it off, electricity won't stop.
You might do this, elsewise:
Take the power input to the house from the electricity line, and put the transformer there.
Then, either he has no electricity, or his shit blows up.
Thing is, he could call for fixing and the company would know. So it's better if you get some filling for hiding it within the wall, and place it directly after the disyuntor.
>Take the power input to the house from the electricity line, and put the transformer there.
That's a waste of money, just plug the power input directly into the elecrticity line.
Normally these things carry voltages up from... well, more than 1000v
I'm electronics and we tried destroying everything when I was at college and most 220V mains stuff can handle double the voltage without explosions or shit, especially florescent tubes.
Modifying his electric supply is a dumb idea as he would soon discover the fucking obvious modification device.Oh my light keeps blowing, oh look a transformer fell into the circuit and doubled the voltage, fancy that.
>implying a bulb can't be replaced
you're a faggot. They can play with another lightsource, they can't play without balls. and who has spare balls? no one has spare balls except the freaking pool store, which, coincidence, isn't opened at saturday evening.
OP steal the balls.
>not a hulk
HULK SMASH POOL PARTY
The plan to alter his electricity without hurting himself, or even having the time or tools to perform such a task without getting caught is implausible at best, difficult to impossible at worst.
Sneak in when he's not home and steal the starters, (small round thing in the base of the fixture, it gives a kick-start so the light turns on) he will probably think the light is broken and replace it with a new one, which won't work either.
HULK HATE BRITISH POMPOUS ASSES
well, I'm just supposing that his annoying neighbor would be delayed by only a day at most for either stealing his game balls, or a bulb.
Taking something from him, besides taking the whole table and fixture won't solve it.
HULK SHOWER MERCURY ON PUNY HUMANS
Its easier than that OP. Water balloons filled with oil/latex based paints. Buy from an out of town store with cash. Bury left-overs in garden, or otherwise hide them. Use latex gloves when filling balloons. That shit will take them ages to clean up. For bonus points get some paint stripper in other water balloons and toss them at his car on the way home.
Bulbs and balls are replaceable - even individually. Taking bulbs or balls would incur risk of all sorts (unless he knows his neighbor's schedule of vacated house, and no one else would see, and his neighbor doesn't employ security cameras, alarms or dogs)
He's trying to do something he can do from a nearby place, without entering his annoying neighbor's property.
A microwave transformer steps 200 upto a few thousand volts but.......with over voltage things don't often explode, they just go phut......you may as well have cut the line and then leave no evidence, what the fuck do you think the neighbour will think when his light stops working and he or his electrician discover a microwave transformer added into the line?... if you just melt the wire with a cigarette lighter then he will always think the wired shorted out and it was an accident. And both achieve the same result, if you want the light not to work just fucking burn the wire or cut it and be done, fuck this transformer shit, you weak minded children
forget the pool table. fuck with him some other way.
get a fruity looking picture of him from his facebook, make a craigslist ad "bottom looking for a bear top" or someshit.
when queers show up to his front-door whilst his mates are over playing pool he'll look like a battyboy.
his friends will ditch him and he wont play pool at 3am anymore
>they just go phut.
Bullshit! they phzzzzz...
Confirmed for being a novice that knows absolutely nothing about electricity, and may have never even experienced the wonders of electricity
Hey /b/ros, I know Im not the only one that hates this pedo threads. Is there any way we can get 4chan mods attention to request a new // for themand the other weird shit or just bann em, I like some of the threads but seeing that stuff its killing the fun and it disgust me
is there any option for you to move? i'm from the UK and know the kind of low life scum that live on council estates, and it's not a simple matter of "calling the police"
do you talk to your other neighbours? because if they also find him problematic you can gather up and confront him, he will be no big gangsta man if 3-5 people are at his door complaining
Sneak over there in the middle of the night and steal the balls. Then hide them somewhere away from your house and when the neighbor comes over blaming you call the cops and tell them your crazy neighbor is threating you.
Playing pool at 3am. Probably sleeps late.
You get up early, cut grass with noisy mower, mend fence with massive hammer and loud nails. Learn thrash metal techniques on new outdoor drum kit at 8am.
Then key his car and post dogshit through letterbox.
BEST WAY TO BREAK THE LIGHT:
U need 2 things:
empty scotch tape rol
>cut long part where you put your mouth to blow up the balloon off
>place round part of balloon around the roll
Fucking congrats mate, you've just madea slingshot
shoot some little stones at the lamp and it will break 100^%
>living in apartment, 1st floor
>Neighbors having a party in the middle of the day
>loud rap music
>Daughter was trying to sleep/take nap
>Neighbors are mexican gang members
>don't give a flying fuck cause I don't
>knock on door ask them to please turn it down as nicely as I can.
>They all file outside calling me "cuz" and cussing at me in spanglish
>feeling threatened, step inside my house,
>get my mossberg, tell wifey to call police and ambulance
>step outside with shotgun against 10 burritos
>police show up
>almost get arrested for brandishing firearm
>warned about "real mexican gangs" from policeman.
>Oh thanx officer... (fucking idiot)
>never another problem for 3 more years living there
Order locusts and insects on-line, or a tin of maggots from a fishing shop if you let them turn into flies they produces thousands. Release them and they will fly to the light. Spiders too.
Yeah, throw a dart a swimming pool. It makes a little "glip" sound as it goes into the water. His neighbor will surely shut down all after hours folly after enduring such a shocking event.
Keep pigeons or chickens just over the fence, chicken shit is unbearable up close. Use the stinkiest fertiliser make a composter just over the fence. Set up a fake bio fuel generator, which is just an excuse to keep buckets of shit with a fan above them blowing the smell his way.
And go apologize to the good man, for wanting to destroy his light just because it's a complete nuisance. You are English for fuck sake. You are supposed to be cheerful and passive aggressive as you let the world walks all over you. Stop trying to be a ruffian like some crazy Yank, thinking crazy shite like the thought of having rights. Don't be a fucking wanker, ever. Talley ho, and God save the Queen.
OP , heres what you do
>go to local art supplies shop
>purchase a can of heavy duty adhesive
>go to pet shop
>big fuckin huge bag of bird seed
>wait till fuck nut and pals go indoors for the night
>sneak over to pool table
>empty the rattle can od adhesive all over the bed of the pool table
>empty the contents of the bag of bird seed all over the table
>make sure you spread it out
>wait for dawn chorus
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see the thing is, although fuck nut and OP are enemies it sounds like fuck nuts isn't exactly Mr Popular on the estate.
so OP needs to overcome his paranoia and get the job done.
FFS where does OP live and if its within a 3 hour drive from me i'll fuckin do it
I would go for bees, you can get a large swarm into a cardboard box and sneak up close to the fence at night and shake them out onto the neighbours side, they will make a bee line...sorry...for the fluorescent light, they wont take kindly to fucking chavs waving pool cues around. Police and ambulance will say it must have been the light that attracted a swarming hive, doubt they would blame you.