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Hey there, neighbour has a flurescent light in his back garden above a pool table they play pool till 3 or 4 am sometimes and make a huge row, do you lot know any way of making one of these things pop from a distance? Not using a weapon or anything illegal in the UK?
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>>701412816
Nigger.
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are airsoft guns or bb guns illegal in the uk? high powered paintball guns? slingshots? throwing knives?
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>>701412816
Just go there and destroy it. Don't be such a pussy.
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>>701412816
Something sharp that you can throw with good aim like a dart?
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>>701413001

I have a BB gun, not sure it would be accurate enough at that distance...
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Have you tried throwing a stone at it during daylight hours when they are out or even using an old school sling shot. How about a Bb gun, cheap ones are 15 pounds and they will pop a light.
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>>701413099
Just move in closer, if they play that late they will be sleeping until noon
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>>701412816
just shut your blinds you tool
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>>701413099
What fps is it? If you spam it at it or get heavier BBs you can adjust easier
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Why don't you f with the pool table instead?
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>>701413323
10 off quads :(
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>>701413016

I live on a rough estate, and he would retaliate, don't want my family to get into shit, I have already been at war with him for a while

>>701413323

its a walther PPK - holds about 15 shots, which it can fire pretty fast...
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>>701413364

The tube is above the table, it would cover it in glass, and i think it would be amusing...
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>>701413030
Shit, misread the thread. Thought it was a pool and not a pool table.
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Or, just a thought, you could do the mature thing and ask your neighbor to keep a little quieter after certain hours so you can get some rest.
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>>701413753

I did this, he basically called me a cunt and took no notice, and said i had "made powerful enemies" he fancies himself as a gangster and pretty gives no fucks..
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>>701413753
Look at buzz killington here. I bet you're so much fun you fucking STUPID CUNT. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU BOEING OLD FAGGOT CUNT FOR FUCK WAKE DIEEEEEEE
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>>701413936
When you already asked him for that, he's gonna know that it was you when it's destroyed anyways. Might as well just go over there and smash that shit like a man.
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>>701413936
I somehow doubt this was his actual response.

If it continues, ask him again. Tell him you'll call the police if he keeps making loud noise after 2200.

How bad of a disturbance are we talking about, anyway?
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it only takes a tiny bit of damage to the felt to make it near impossible to play on.
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>>701412816
post pics and stuff figgit.
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If you can't get a decent bb shooter, try a slingshot. Practice before attempting to break the lights.
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>>701414546

Right, I am not lying about what he said, As i said i live on a rough council estate - like I said - and as for noise its a Civil matter in the UK, the police don't care unless they have an ASBO which means reporting him to the council, collecting evidence, the process takes months - and as has been said, I asked him to shut up so he will know it was me..

So i don't know what else to do - Karaoke till 3am - Pool longer people shouting "AWWWW!" and shit when they miss - its horrendously loud and we have a disabled daughter whos bedroom is out the back and the noise keeps her awake most weekends - Believe me I have been and asked him nicely to shut up and he won't
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>>701414822

I did have a slingshot but it was in a mates car that caught fire - I might get a new one - using a small stone or something might be less obvious...
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Jesus Christ, OP. you're a fucking pussy.

Just call to your neighbours and tell them to cut that shit out. If they don't, call the police for disturbance of the peace. Record them with date and timestamps. If they are council tenants or private tenants, send evidence to their landlord by official solicitor's letter.

Don't be a fucking retard and go smashing up other peoples' property, you stupid cunt.

Do it the right away or forever be a beta pussy.

FUCK.
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>>701412816
For maximum trolling replace the neon starter with a broken one.
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>>701415040

You're making it sound as if it's almost frontier law out there.

Well, talk to your other neighbors. See if they're as disturbed by the noise as you are. Perhaps a greater number of you can work out a solution. I would not bring up smashing someone's property as a potential solution.

Surely a handful of level-headed adults can handle one punk.
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>>701415040

You threaten the council with legal action, you stupid fuck. They'll be evicted as soon as the council thinks there will be financial repercussions.
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>>701416009
this
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>>701415966

>starter

jesus fuck... they dont use those anymore. most fixtures have ballasts that dont need starters. its 2016 not 1980
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>>701412816
Score some pieces of crack, when he is playing again at night call the police and tell them they are playing pool and dealing in drugs, the second before the police arrive throw the pieces of crack and other drug paraphernalia over the fence onto the pool table.
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>>701417606

lol I really like this idea
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>>701417024
We still use them in Eataly.
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>>701412816
Hang a screen or actually get up off your snaggletooth ass and go talk to your neighbor. Holy shit you millennials are worthless retarded cowards.
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make a bomb out of the lights when they turn it on their all dead problem solved
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>>701412816
go there in the deepest night and turn it 90° until it barely falls out of the sockets.
The next match when they hit the lamp it will fall off and pour some Hg over the table
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>>701415040
Pics of daughter.
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>>701417747
I see. Well, the first world doesn't use them anymore.
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>>701418949
Rolling for potato tits.
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>>701412816
So simple. I live in Africa and fluorescent lights are a big no no because they attract and piss off insects. Especially bees, get some bees and release them close to the light or maybe other insects that you can buy at a pet store. If you piss off bees at night they will attack anything moving in the light.
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>>701415966
>open the starter
>put a decent firecracker inside with the lunt connected to the opening switch
>wait until pool party starts
>profit
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>>701419065
>implying all T12 ballasts have vanished off the face of the Earth

wew lad, your participation ribbons need dusting you precious unique entitled and privileged snowflake
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>>701419085
Not a bad idea. Order a beekeeper setup and place those hive boxes as close to the noise and light as possible. Props, anon.
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>>701419397
>ballasts

Are we going ballooning?
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>>701419065
>I see. Well, the first world doesn't use them anymore.
I am utterly flabbergastled, how will i ever recover from such offense?

>>701419206
This is actually a good idea, but are there firecrackers shorter than a starter?
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>>701415040
Again feeling very thankful to live in a quiet neighborhood with nice white neighbors that are friendly and conscientious
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>>701419621
rig up some type of shaking device to the hives, so you can shake them remotely, then when they are making noise next door shake the hives, fuck them bees will just go into all out attack mode if you disturb them at night.

Whenever I find a bee flying around at night I kill the bastard, it makes the others go into attack mode but any bee flying around at night is already in attack mode, if you leave them alone they always end up stinging you if they are flying around a light, they smash into the light and get more and more pissed off.
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>>701419065
Some higher level of first world that I"m unaware of. I've seen them everywhere here, still replace them occasionally. I removed them from my kitchen (house built in '96) so I could have LED tube lights instead of fluorescent lamps
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>>701412816
EMP nuke
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>>701412816
Sorry for poor English, but why you not just wait until daylight, and pull the plug to drain the pool?
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>>701419825
firecracker is a dumb idea, you need to empty the powder from inside the firecracker until the starter is full and epoxy glue the end cap back on. Then it is guaranteed to blow and do a lot of damage provided you glued the end cap on with epoxy, if you dont glue the end cap on with good epoxy then it could just make a phut and puff of smoke. Good epoxy is half the strength of steel, normal crap glue is like a 10th of the strength.
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>>701421046
Yes, this is a great idea and the parts for it are readily available at any supermarket. There are tons of YouTube videos on how to build a small fission or fusion device just for this purpose. You can even build them so that it directs the EMP at only their house, and it won't affect your house.

Good thinking anon ツ
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>>701420880
Better solution: if the neon lights are turned on automatically at nighttime, plug in a small DC engine (e.g. The big vibration-creating ones you find in DualShock controllers, the smaler ones or the ones which are built into phones) to shake the hive automatically.
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>>701421370
>pull the plug to drain the pool

Pool tables usually don't use water
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>>701412816
bridge the load coil and enjoy the fireworks with the tube connected directly to line voltage.
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>>701421370

Where is the plug??
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>>701421533
Firecrackers aren't my idea, but >>701419206
's
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>>701412816
Nope. Inverse square law means it would fry your own shit before doing anything to something as robust as that light.
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>>701421674
>>701421370
>2016
>still playing pool on a table that uses water
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>>701412816
Use yer mind
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>>701421831
>not playing pool on a table that uses water
FTFY
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>>701421698
Corner drains, center drains. Call all your shots, NO CHEATING, it makes a splash, fun for the whole family at 3am
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>>701412816
they play outside? In the UK?

Just call the police, its a functional country
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>>701421940
Pics or it never.... fucking.... happened
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Have you considered murder?
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>>701422033
>its a functional country
except when it isn't
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>>701422033

Yeah they built a wooden roof off the end of the house, its under there...
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>>701421370

top kek
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>>701422108
I'm thinking at 3am those thoughts have crept into his mind
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>>701422033

Also as i have said, its a civil matter - police don't care
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If you squirt water on it it will bust just throw a water ball on at it or squirt it with a hose
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>>701422033
>Just call the police, its a functional country

The country is fine, it's getting down to the task of actual living that sort of sucks at times
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>>701413099
If you do shoot it, make sure it's from a side that they don't track it back to you.
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>>701422303
they will care when you tell them you're going over there with a shotgun because they won't do anything
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>>701412816
>>701422417
Forgot to tag op
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>>701422417
>throw a water ball on at it or squirt it with a hose

his neighbor will kick his ass, and his families ass if he figures that OP did it. He's in a tight spot that sucks.

I think you should start finding other ways to prank and fuck with him.
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>>701421370
Wait... What
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>>701422699
>they will care when you tell them you're going over there with a shotgun

This is the UK, so they'll just come take his shotgun and apprehend him for such a threat.
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>>701412816
Take a picture of the theater of operations, I need to see this pool table.
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>>701422721
I doubt they will it could have been rain or something blew up in there idk
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>>701422850
his neighbor is swimming on the pool table late late at night, and it bothers him, didn't you read it?
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When they aren't around open up the fixture and add a price of wire to connect the blue and red wires coming from the ballast, don't use a wire nut or anything, just strip a bit of the jacket so that the coper is revealed and wrap the wire that you are adding around the exposed bits.
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>>701422916
This! We cannot plan this without some photos
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>>701422916
I agree. Tonight, b/ might be your personal army. And pissing off Britshit is always fun.

Give us their names and adress. We will handle it smoothly.

Pics or it's not happening.
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>>701423117
If he's already there, and has removed the long cover, why not just remove the long sections of wire inside the fixture
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>>701423285
seconded. UK fucking sucks
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>>701412816
just take the queues and balls and you have a playing pause of some days
repeat for learning effect
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Fill a balloon with white latex paint.
Toss balloon on pool table.
Party over.
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>>701423285

Yeah take a picture from my house then Doxx him - giving myself away - I am NOT that stupid! :D
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>>701422892

Can second this. In the UK we don't have many choices. We can complain to authorities who don't give a fuck (which people like OP's neighbour realise), ask them nicely to stop being dicks (which OP tried and didn't work) or deal with them ourselves and have the police arrest US for it.

Move out to the country, find a small village... rent is cheap cos hardly anyone wants to live so remote but there's far less dickheads which makes it worthwhile.
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>>701423285
Give us their names and adress. We will handle it smoothly.

I've seen so many of these backfire, where the personal army request ends up being an effort to get the OP in big trouble

approach with caution
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>>701423579
>but there's far less dickheads

less nearby resources, so it's a tradeoff
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>>701423533
No man, we are not going to give a /b/rother away. We'll just make sure they are reported as sexual offender.

There is no fun in doxing little chavs.
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Change their ballast for one of a higher voltage. It will keep blowing up their light and they'll go nuts to find the problem.
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>>701423755
>No man, we are not going to give a /b/rother away.

It's a coin toss as to whether or not a /b/ro will help or ensure you get fucked royally
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>>701423755

Nah you're ok, would rather handle it myself, don't want to get anyone else into trouble..
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>>701423749

Lots of nearby places to go exploring though. If you like the outdoors it's a win-win situation.
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>>701423533
Also some pathetic edgy white knight will tell your neighbor who posted his info to be doxxed on the 4chinz. /b/ acts tough but is full of cringey beta fucks.
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>>701422065
>pics
>for not existing things
You know what? OC time.
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>>701423958
Then he should just give us their names and keep his own identity secret. We've collectively been trying to help him for the last 15 minutes.
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>>701423958
I've seen it backfire more often than I've seen anyone helping anyone out on here.

/b/ros will friendly fuck each other for keks
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>>701412816

Find a way to create an overvoltage, you are sure to make it pop.
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>>701424073
That's actually prett cool
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>>701424037
i wish you faggots were here when it was just for the lulz
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>>701424137

Yeah but i post his address with google earth it would take you 2 minutes to find my house then I am fucked.. no thanks!
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>>701424288
I was that's why I'm angry now.
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>>701424178
If you can get near the neon tube, run some copper wire from one side to the other of the tube

>>701424277
tnx
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>>701424343
We are trying to help you bro!
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>>701412816
If you get a stick, you can use the stick to break the bulb. Leave the stick on the pool table as a warning.
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>>701415968
the whole world is ancap when you have the money
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>>701424073

I love this! thanks!
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>>701424073
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>>701424467
Clearly OP dun goofed by talking to them first. He also said that he already had troubles with them in the past. Clearly physical violence is not an option here. Thus that's why I'm asking for a little information about the battlezone and its belligerants. We'll fuck those little cock-sucking punks.
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>>701424343
What do you have to lose?
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>>701424712
>Clearly physical violence is not an option here.

maybe it's his only option. Maybe he needs to get a metal bar and have it ready to split his neighbor's skull open when he admonishes his neighbor about making noise, and his neighbor attacks him.

I think it's not a bad idea - just being ready to defend yourself is not a bad idea.
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H20 dumbass... Have you ever shot a hot light with a water gun. Boom problem solved, thank me with pics
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I like the stick idea. By far the most original.
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>>701424712
>He also said that he already had troubles with them in the past

This is precisely how The Troubles started in Northern Ireland, one friendly game of pool at 3am.
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>>701412816
Steal one of his pool balls?
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>>701425141
I prefer a good old personal army. And the bees one except it sounds very technical.
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>>701425101
Fluorescent bulbs don't really get that hot honestly
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>>701425216
kek
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Get curtains. Fuck your entitled ass for thinking they have to bend over for your triggers. >>>/tumblr/
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>>701412816
Pay some kid $5 to go "accidentally" break it with his soccer ball.
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>>701412816
Pee on it.
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>illegal in the UK
nope, impossible.
But you could try and cut his light supply off while he sleeps, and put a transformer from 220 to 440 (or 110 but that won't do much I think). I'm not sure which one the UK uses. If you use 110 just a 220v one will suffice. You might have to do something with the disyuntors/fuses so they don't terminate the connection.
Then connect it all and watch the fireworks.
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>>701425483
>implying it's the light that bothers him
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>>701425484
>Pay some kid $5 to go
They don't have dollars there... jeebus what a stupid idea.
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>>701425588
>440
That doesn't exist, did you mean 380?
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>>701425588
Yes, and don't begin until you have watched several seasons of MacGyver, so mistakes will be few.
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>>701425756
380 or 381 - whatever it takes
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>>701425659
Rubles, sharia bucks, whatever.
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>>701425927

The Reboot or the old one?
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>>701412816

Where abouts are you? South London or Hastings?
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>>701425927
if you can cut the power to the light why bother to step it up ? doh
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>>701426012
Problem is that you can't just get 380 without some serious upgrade to your line, made only by professionals
t. guy who has both 220 and 380
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>>701426090
>>701426213

If he's in Londonistan he'll need those sharia bux - Which gives me another idea. You could tell some of your local friendly peaceful Islamists that your neighbor burns Qu'rans and takes shits after eating bacon on the Qu'ran and is homosexual.
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Still liking the stick idea.
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>>701426491
This is a last resort anon, use it wisely.
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>>701426364
>>701426184
I haven't watched them, but I'm fairly certain there is enough technically helpful information contained within those episodes to propel our OP to victory.
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>>701426576
They don't have sticks in the uk, the police confiscated them from the trees as possible wmd's
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>>701426491

Anywhere not south london or Hastings he should stop being a pussy and just complain to the police, it's not just a civil matter, it's breach of the peace
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>>701426653
>last resort anon
Definitely. He could end up worshiping the prophet, haj to mecca, etc, if he's not careful
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FFS children, why the fuck would you splice into the line and up the voltage, if you could get to his line to the light you would just cut it and be done.

If he find the light is not working he will check the cable to the light and discover it is going next door to a transformer......

AND fluorescent lights can handle shit loads of abuse, 400V and less is a joke don't offer advice for shit you haven't a clue about.
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>>701426850
>it's not just a civil matter, it's breach of the peace

One peaceful mega tax payer should have recourse to the law, this is true in a first world country.
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>>701425595
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>>701412816
Why don't you call one of those british boobies to rustle his jimmies.
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>>701426576
>2016
>sticks
Anon, this is 4chan, not africa.
We gave you glorius nefarious plans to fuck shit up and you would still like to use a fucking stick.
I'd say that's waste of brainpower, but where i live it's midnight.

>>701426911
I was actually thinking he would have the whole snackbar comunity after him when they find out his neighbor is muslim
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>>701426795
Rightfully so, one of those assholes dropped a branch on my 1996 geo metro last week. Literally out of control.
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>>701419623
Dummy
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>>701412816
Throw a stone at it
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>>701426980
>400V and less is a joke don't offer advice for shit you haven't a clue about.

This anon is a certified electrical engineer.

>>701427126
Again, how will butt plugs help in this particular instance?
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>>701427126
>ear plugs
> "its horrendously loud and we have a disabled daughter whos bedroom is out the back"
I'm not sure how much disabled she is, but i'm dead sure she won't like earplugs.
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What the fuck makes you think they won't just replace the £2 bulb, you fucking autist?
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>>701427416


Convert: 1 stone = 14 pounds


I don't think he can throw a stone very far... he's not a hulk. He's just a regular guy.
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>>701412816
>Hey there, neighbour has a flurescent light in his back garden above a pool table they play pool till 3 or 4 am sometimes and make a huge row, do you lot know any way of making one of these things pop from a distance? Not using a weapon or anything illegal in the UK?
Knock them up and have a few pints to share. Join the party.
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>>701427508
Disabled doesn't mean she's retarded, she could just be missing a hand, or blind or some shit.
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>>701427613
laughed harder than expected
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>>701427595
And his security camera footage will testify everything for him
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>>701421573
being this dense.
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>>701426405
No, you can indeed get 220 to 440 transformers.
This way you're waranteed to fry his whole hose: fridge, computer, anything he connects to the electricity.
Hide it somewhere and watch him lose money.
The disyuntor you might need to take away from the inside? so even if he turns it off, electricity won't stop.
You might do this, elsewise:
Take the power input to the house from the electricity line, and put the transformer there.
Then, either he has no electricity, or his shit blows up.
Thing is, he could call for fixing and the company would know. So it's better if you get some filling for hiding it within the wall, and place it directly after the disyuntor.
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>>701427752
I assume that if they needed to point out she's disabed over the fact she doesn't like noise i'm not sure that's physical
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>>701412816
We need to stop focusing on the bulb so much. >>701425273 is on the right track.
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>>701427928
Should be easy to hire an electrician/islamic terrorist that would help you with this for just a few virgins
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>>701427928
>Take the power input to the house from the electricity line, and put the transformer there.
That's a waste of money, just plug the power input directly into the elecrticity line.
Normally these things carry voltages up from... well, more than 1000v
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>>701427938
Who the fuck likes noise at 3 in the morning? And you obviously don't get out much. All drama queens use their "disabled" children as a pity crutch.
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>>701428075
Yeah, because replacing balls is an impossible task that no one would ever do. His neighbor would surely abandon all future games and the table and bulb would rot.
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>>701428402
Because bulbs are irreplaceable.....
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>>701427424
I'm electronics and we tried destroying everything when I was at college and most 220V mains stuff can handle double the voltage without explosions or shit, especially florescent tubes.

Modifying his electric supply is a dumb idea as he would soon discover the fucking obvious modification device.Oh my light keeps blowing, oh look a transformer fell into the circuit and doubled the voltage, fancy that.
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>>701428075
But people like to blow shit up.

>>701428331
sorry, i live in a place where shit like drama queens don't exist.
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>>701428269
Oh, didn't know that
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>>701428331
>>701427938
>>701427508
Send your daughter over to reason with them.
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>>701428402
You probably have to buy a whole new set of balls though, as opposed to a 50 cent bulb. When's the last time you saw an 8 ball for sale in the sporting goods department?
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>>701428402
>implying a bulb can't be replaced

you're a faggot. They can play with another lightsource, they can't play without balls. and who has spare balls? no one has spare balls except the freaking pool store, which, coincidence, isn't opened at saturday evening.

OP steal the balls.
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>>701428548

>sorry, i live in a place where shit like drama queens don't exist.

You mean your parent's basement?
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>>701428640
>implying i'm OP
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>>701427613
>not a hulk

HULK SMASH POOL PARTY
PUNY HUMAN
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>>701412816
>anything illegal in the UK
is that even possible?
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>>701413099
Sling shot
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>>701428539
The plan to alter his electricity without hurting himself, or even having the time or tools to perform such a task without getting caught is implausible at best, difficult to impossible at worst.
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>>701428402
how stupid are you exactly?
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stick a bulb in yer ass and do jump jacks in the street
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>>701428539
Well then let's just buy a bigger transformer! What's next, 220v to 600? maybe we need to buy two and chain them (220>440>880?)
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>>701428905
>porn
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>>701428779
Nope, East-Nothern Italy.
If you are a drama queen you get ousted by many people pretty quickly here.
I love my village.
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>>701412816
you wanna shower them with mercury huh
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Have you considered not being a socially inept autist and simply talking to your neighbors?
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>>701412816
Sneak in when he's not home and steal the starters, (small round thing in the base of the fixture, it gives a kick-start so the light turns on) he will probably think the light is broken and replace it with a new one, which won't work either.
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>>701428850
HULK HATE BRITISH POMPOUS ASSES
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>>701428729
>>701428402
>>701428974
well, I'm just supposing that his annoying neighbor would be delayed by only a day at most for either stealing his game balls, or a bulb.

Taking something from him, besides taking the whole table and fixture won't solve it.
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>>701412816
Steal the cue ball
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>>701428402
>>701429250
In case it wasn't obvious, this is sarcasm

>>701429347
see: >>701429250
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I'm not sure you can steal pic related
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>>701429092

HULK SHOWER MERCURY ON PUNY HUMANS
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>>701412816
Every day put a matchbook under one of the legs until it effects the table and slowly they can't shoot straight anymore.
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>>701412816
Its easier than that OP. Water balloons filled with oil/latex based paints. Buy from an out of town store with cash. Bury left-overs in garden, or otherwise hide them. Use latex gloves when filling balloons. That shit will take them ages to clean up. For bonus points get some paint stripper in other water balloons and toss them at his car on the way home.
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>>701429347
>>701428402
>>701428503
Bulbs and balls are replaceable - even individually. Taking bulbs or balls would incur risk of all sorts (unless he knows his neighbor's schedule of vacated house, and no one else would see, and his neighbor doesn't employ security cameras, alarms or dogs)

He's trying to do something he can do from a nearby place, without entering his annoying neighbor's property.
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>>701429042
A microwave transformer steps 200 upto a few thousand volts but.......with over voltage things don't often explode, they just go phut......you may as well have cut the line and then leave no evidence, what the fuck do you think the neighbour will think when his light stops working and he or his electrician discover a microwave transformer added into the line?... if you just melt the wire with a cigarette lighter then he will always think the wired shorted out and it was an accident. And both achieve the same result, if you want the light not to work just fucking burn the wire or cut it and be done, fuck this transformer shit, you weak minded children
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>>701412816
forget the pool table. fuck with him some other way.
get a fruity looking picture of him from his facebook, make a craigslist ad "bottom looking for a bear top" or someshit.
when queers show up to his front-door whilst his mates are over playing pool he'll look like a battyboy.
his friends will ditch him and he wont play pool at 3am anymore
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>>701430081
>they just go phut.

Bullshit! they phzzzzz...

Confirmed for being a novice that knows absolutely nothing about electricity, and may have never even experienced the wonders of electricity
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>>701429923
Nah, mate, he needs a painter license to do that
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>>701412816
Steal that triangle thing you rack the balls with
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>>701430081
>melt the wire with a cigarette lighter
OP doesn't smoke... what now?
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>>701430246
This is one possibility. The other one is that the neighbours are also faggots and he's trading relatively quiet pool playing for weiner orgies.
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>>701424073
Saving the only OC on /b/ for months.
Captcha: billboards
> had my name on a billboard
Freaky.
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>>701430246
Yeah just take a picture of the pool table and put on Craiglist as "free-you haul". I see free ones all the time.
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Hey /b/ros, I know Im not the only one that hates this pedo threads. Is there any way we can get 4chan mods attention to request a new // for themand the other weird shit or just bann em, I like some of the threads but seeing that stuff its killing the fun and it disgust me
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OP, you're still there with us?
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>>701430582
Put his lightbulb on craigslist for free.
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>>701430649
> Im not the only one that hates this pedo threads

ehem....
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>>701421370
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>>701430431
Transformers, then.
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>>701415040
He's out the back playing pool - you be out the front slashing his tyres and posting dog shit through his letterbox. very satisfying.
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>>701430649
I hate people who hijack threads, go start your own thread about how you feel the need to deflect attention from your own child fetish by pretending to be big against pedos.
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>>701430649
Go away, faggot. Lolis need some luv too.
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>>701430911
This is not an altogether horrible idea. Dress in all black with balaclava. Listen to this on headphones: https://youtu.be/XAYhNHhxN0A

post results
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>>701431172
This is a really good tune for taking care of annoying neighbors in the middle of the night
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Grab a rock you fuckin idiot
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>>701430944
confirmed with dublets
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>>701414577
Glass that small won't damage the felt you stupid fuck
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>>701431414
He's in England, all Rocks have been confiscated.
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>>701412816
is there any option for you to move? i'm from the UK and know the kind of low life scum that live on council estates, and it's not a simple matter of "calling the police"

do you talk to your other neighbours? because if they also find him problematic you can gather up and confront him, he will be no big gangsta man if 3-5 people are at his door complaining
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>>701412816
Drug your daughter, go into her room with facemasks and tie her up then put her on the pool table with a whole bunch of satanic shit, call the police.
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>>701424073
>>701430562
I didn't know what the foreign guy was talking about until I saw the picture.
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>>701431414
Much better idea than this idea: >>701413220 or this: >>701427416

Good idea
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>>701431710
Assuming op is fucking Nolan Ryan.
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>>701412816
I know that's not your intention, but you know what you sound like?

An ashole.

Let people play pool as they please.
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Sneak over there in the middle of the night and steal the balls. Then hide them somewhere away from your house and when the neighbor comes over blaming you call the cops and tell them your crazy neighbor is threating you.
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>>701412816
Make the table uneven.
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>>701412816
Go buy snakes and throw them over the fence while they are playing.
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>>701419397
5 years in electrical and have yet to see a T12 in a fixture
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>>701412816
Med/High powered laser pointer will burn the bulb out.
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>>701430743
HULK SMASH OP
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Playing pool at 3am. Probably sleeps late.
You get up early, cut grass with noisy mower, mend fence with massive hammer and loud nails. Learn thrash metal techniques on new outdoor drum kit at 8am.

Then key his car and post dogshit through letterbox.
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>>701412816
BEST WAY TO BREAK THE LIGHT:
U need 2 things:
empty scotch tape rol
balloon
>cut long part where you put your mouth to blow up the balloon off
>place round part of balloon around the roll
Fucking congrats mate, you've just madea slingshot
shoot some little stones at the lamp and it will break 100^%
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>>701432383
Yes, this is practical, op go buy a $500 laser to ruin a 3£ bulb
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Stick option is looking pretty good still.
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>>701432591
forget everything else in this thread this is the legal way you have been searching for OP
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>>701421370

>drain the pool
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>>701432136
>>701412816
>be me
>california
>living in apartment, 1st floor
>Neighbors having a party in the middle of the day
>loud rap music
>Daughter was trying to sleep/take nap
>Neighbors are mexican gang members
>don't give a flying fuck cause I don't
>knock on door ask them to please turn it down as nicely as I can.
>They all file outside calling me "cuz" and cussing at me in spanglish
>feeling threatened, step inside my house,
>get my mossberg, tell wifey to call police and ambulance
>step outside with shotgun against 10 burritos
>police show up
>almost get arrested for brandishing firearm
>warned about "real mexican gangs" from policeman.
>Oh thanx officer... (fucking idiot)

my life

>never another problem for 3 more years living there
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>>701412816
piss on it
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>>701433207
fuck off about the stick mate
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>>701432926
you mean 500 3$ bulbs
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>>701412816
A bouncy ball. Hit one in 8th grade with a bouncy ball and it exploded
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>>701433678
The £500 laser is the gift that keeps on giving
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>>701433662
No. It's a good idea. Fuck you.
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>>701412816
Forget property damage - just go with simple poetic justice. If they are up late and loud, you get up early and be louder.
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>>701433968
>go with simple poetic justice.
Read William Wordsworth, Brodsky and Emily Dickinson at 6am with a megaphone at his house

Absolutely brilliant idea m8
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>>701412816
That's when you call the HOA (Home owner's association) and let them handle it. They can be real dicks sometimes, which is handy.
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I hope someone is archived this thread. I would like to reread it on the toilet some day.
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>>701434304
>current year
>Not mentioning reading William Shakespeare for the early hours of morning
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>>701412816
Order locusts and insects on-line, or a tin of maggots from a fishing shop if you let them turn into flies they produces thousands. Release them and they will fly to the light. Spiders too.
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>>701413569
Throw a dart at a pool?
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>>701434628
>I would like to reread it on the toilet some day.

Don't put things off. Do it today, while you're still young and vibrant
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>>701434903
Yeah, throw a dart a swimming pool. It makes a little "glip" sound as it goes into the water. His neighbor will surely shut down all after hours folly after enduring such a shocking event.
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>>701412816
Keep pigeons or chickens just over the fence, chicken shit is unbearable up close. Use the stinkiest fertiliser make a composter just over the fence. Set up a fake bio fuel generator, which is just an excuse to keep buckets of shit with a fan above them blowing the smell his way.
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>>701412816
Tell the police he's running a prostitute ring out of his house late at night.
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>>701433945
your entire an consists of
>get stick
>hit bulb with stick
a fucking primate could come up with that
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>>701434640
>>701434304
Do it in while imitating Angela Lansbury as best you can.
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>>701413321
And go apologize to the good man, for wanting to destroy his light just because it's a complete nuisance. You are English for fuck sake. You are supposed to be cheerful and passive aggressive as you let the world walks all over you. Stop trying to be a ruffian like some crazy Yank, thinking crazy shite like the thought of having rights. Don't be a fucking wanker, ever. Talley ho, and God save the Queen.
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T12 ballasts do not require starters. this entire thread is fucking useless
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>>701412816
Get an old spark plug. Smash the porcelain from around it. Use very small pieces. Throw them at the lights they will disappear. Google it if you don't believe me.
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>>701435270
>>701412816
Suck his dick for evidence
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>>701413953
>Reeeeeeee
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>>701435735

You been breaking into cars, Tyrell?
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>>701435735
Wow that's good. This
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>>701435712
>this entire thread is fucking useless

We're exploring all options, not just ones that rewire his existing lighting equipment
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>>701435735
>Throw them at the lights they will disappear.

confirmed for actual magician
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OP , heres what you do

>go to local art supplies shop
>purchase a can of heavy duty adhesive
>go to pet shop
>big fuckin huge bag of bird seed
>wait till fuck nut and pals go indoors for the night
>sneak over to pool table
>empty the rattle can od adhesive all over the bed of the pool table
>empty the contents of the bag of bird seed all over the table
>make sure you spread it out
>go home
>wait for dawn chorus

video this and post link
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>>701417606
This
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>>701435735
oh I wonder where those bits of porcelain are coming from, hey I think someone's throwing them from next door. Google "obvious"
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>>701435774
Yeah, go ever there and shove $20 in his pocket and suck his dick.
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>>701413099

just keep shooting until you hit it. not rocket science here.
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>>701436255
OP only has one bb, and won't resupply with another bb until next month.
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>>701412816
New thread must be made soon
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>>701436127
Oh I wonder who put glue and shit all over the top of my pool table to make birds come and fuck it up.......which part of they already are enemies didn't you understand
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>>701436555
triple nickel confirms
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>>701436555
He never said his neighbor could double for Sherlock Holmes
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just move house, this is hopeless
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>>701436555
see the thing is, although fuck nut and OP are enemies it sounds like fuck nuts isn't exactly Mr Popular on the estate.

so OP needs to overcome his paranoia and get the job done.

FFS where does OP live and if its within a 3 hour drive from me i'll fuckin do it
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>>701437174
I think he should go through the motions of moving, while fucking with his neighbor

OP left a long time ago, I think we failed him
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>>701436555
I would go for bees, you can get a large swarm into a cardboard box and sneak up close to the fence at night and shake them out onto the neighbours side, they will make a bee line...sorry...for the fluorescent light, they wont take kindly to fucking chavs waving pool cues around. Police and ambulance will say it must have been the light that attracted a swarming hive, doubt they would blame you.
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OP have you thought about removing the stick from your innermost asshole and joining them for some karaoke and fun you lame faggot?
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