thanks for stopping by
How have you been?
More of what you posted would be fine. That phone's light is shaded real nicely.
Wouldn't mind bioluminescence either.
I'm fine, on vacation
how about yourself?
Bored and horny as usual on a weekend. :(
So you want cute and fuckable?
>bored and horny
There's a few fun ways to fix both of those things.
Like, she's adorable!
Hmmm...I'll look around. Need to organize my collection.
I need to know how to fix these ways.
Well that's up to you on how you wanna experiment around. People generally don't like instructions around here though so, have fun with that!
Try me! I might like your idea!
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Alllrighty then. You're gonna want to hold off on actually getting lewd for right now. Go and take a jog, maybe do some pushups, stretching, warmups, etc. Gotta get your blood flowing throughout the day so that you have that awesome post-workout soreness/mood/a e s t h e t i c.
When you actually get down to it, play with yourself a lot more than you usually would. (assuming guy) Don't go so rough when you start off and just tease a bunch with any sort of toys that you have. Fuck around with your balls too - maybe get a rubberband around them (comfortably tight).
Take some pre in your mouth, swish it around with some water if you're into that then use it as more lube. When your on the edge of exploding, stop touching, go soft while you're doing something else around the house, then get back to it eventually when you can't stop thinking about how much the cutie in pic related is having fun with her friend.
As for anyone else reading this, yeh it sounds degenerate as fuck but if you're gonna fap it like a normal person does in the first place, might as well learn more about how your body works while you're at it.
Nope, nothing going on in this thread.
Unless hes posting as anon, then no