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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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>>701399557
I have no friends and spend way too much time on here. Probably not even a secret and it only hurts me because its the truth.
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When I was 13 I use to fap to my mom and her bf having sex. Mom was a moaner and she gave me boners
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>asdf
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>>701399557
I make up half of 4chan, 50% of every anon you meet here is really me, sorry for not telling you guys :(
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>>701399557
I am sexually attracted to women farting.
Hearing them fart and smelling their ass as they fart directly in my face.
Makes my dick diamond every time guaranteed.
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>>701400345
Are you saying it's just the two of us here?
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i have naked photos of all the women in my family. i don't even fap to them, just the idea of being able to steal and keep them somewhere feels good
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I got high as fuck on Adderall and exchanged blow jobs with this dude in college
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>>701400439
There's like 5 people in total in this thread
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>>701399557

I'm trying to suppress the feelings I have for my cousin, It's been 7 years since these feelings started but time wont kill it.
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>>701400676
sniffin adderalls off the counter in my kitchen
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I want to be a girl but I am also attracted to girls
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>>701400439
>Not checking the unique poster count.
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fucking my cousin's feet while he was sleeping
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Found CP stashed on my friends computer. I want the files but asking them would be awkward
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I eat my boogers and scabs from soars...also I pop my blackheads and eat them. Here is the kicker. I'm an "alpha" male and pretty attractive.
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>>701400720

nope
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>>701401153

Nicely edited faggot
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>>701401119
Nigger?
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>>701399873
Datfeel
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>>701401119
under investigation for what?
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>>701401119
You're going to go to prison
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>>701401136
Alfa haha newfag go home you beta duck your not welcome here
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>>701401324
I had sex with a monkey at my job
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Still can't get her out of my head. Even though we never got together, I still can't help but think that it may happen in the future.

Never had a feeling like that with a girl before. I mean I liked them, and asked them out, but I never felt optimistic that it will happen down the line.

I can't see any real reason that it would happen this time around...
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>>701401119
>I'm under investigation and going to prison

Did they skip the trial part???
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>>701400435
pathetic
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>>701401136


>Here is the kicker. I'm an "alpha" male and pretty attractive.
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>>701401059
Ask if you can spend the night hang out, ask if you can check your email, etc for a little bit.
When he's occupied with other things and not that you're on his computer, put in a USB drive
Download all files to USB while you continue to diddle around online.
Eject drive, put in pocket.
Log out of anything you logged in.
Tell him thanks for the use of your computer.
Don't act suspicious, then leave the next morning with porn in hand.
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>>701400975
you what? how? are you male?
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>>701401059
Friends..facebook?
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>>701401527
You are? Thanks for sharing.
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>>701401574


I bet your hacking skills are over 9000
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>>701401820
You know it, pal.
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I have AsPD
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My girlfriend accidentally gave a stranger a blowjob once.
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>>701402543
Now how the fuck do you accidentally suck a dick
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>>701399557
I let me friend jason fuck me bb every sunday.
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I wear womens underwear to masturbate.
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>>701399557
I'm 40 and still a virgin, kissless, fellatioless, boob-grab-less virgin. I'm not even retarded like Steve Carell was in the movie either.
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>>701402706
Duh! When you fall on the floor and your mouth is open! Twice a week it happens
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>>701402543
Is this the story with the glory hole in between the men's and women's bathroom?
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>>701400934
The fabled trans lesbian
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>>701402543
how...
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I have a collection of tributes of my middle school aged daughter
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I didn't go dick out for harambe
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>>701399557
Got a bj from my girlfriends best friend
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>be me
>two months after high school graduation
>really fat and gross girl starts hitting me up for sex
>blow her off, but said i would
>she starts asking me every night around 1 AM
>one night i give in
>takes me to her place that she has w her cousin
>goes right into her room
>she immediately strips
>suddenly question every decision I've made in my life
>makes me finger her till she cums
>give up halfway through because my hand was cramping and her vagina stunk very bad
>finishes herself
>blows me
>regret starts to set in
>too late to turn around
>fuck her doggie style, finish myself in the condom
>she tries cuddling but i was being suffocated
>fakes call from my mom

0/10 would bang again
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>>701401316

are you really that retarded?
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>>701403897
Would bang agian Kek
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bmp
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I like little girls in a very special way
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>>701405076
who doesnt?
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there is a skeleton inside of me
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i wanna fuck my friends little sister. badly.
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>>701405076
I do too. Plot twist...
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I have been staying at my brothers house for a couple weeks now. His wife wears short shorts and sutty stuff when it is just me and her home. I really want to fuck her but affraid it would fuck everything up
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>>701405650
How old?
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>>701405076

i like them like my whisky 12 yo and blended
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>>701405611
>2spooky4me
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>>701405650
I wanted to fuck my best friends little sister when I was in 8th grade...
Blue eyes, long natural blonde hair
was always shy around me too...
Such a cutie. too bad she grew up
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>>701399557
I'm a furry
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I masturbate into my pet starfish's mouth, wait for it to digest it, then cut off one its legs and eat it raw to reabsorb my enhanced essence. It grants me superhuman sexual prowess.
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>>701400345
Same anon. I created most of the threads in pol
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>>701406518
Hahaha
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>>701400435
I guess you wouldn't mind sticking your tongue in a turdcutter fresh from the shitter.
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Im 19 years old and my friends sister texts me a lot, she barely turned 15. We got each other's number through a trip to Six Flags with our family. Since then she's been checking up on me and finding any excuse why to text me. One day my friend's parents left for the weekend and he had to watch over his sister, we decided to drink for a while assuming she was asleep. We get shit faced and fall asleep on the couch, I remember getting up to use the bathroom when I forgot why I was in the bathroom. Next thing I remember was going in my friends room to knocking out on his bed. When I woke up I was next to the sister in her brother's bed with nothing on hugging me. I pretty much got up changed and got out and told my friend that I left that night. She didn't say anything to me and just started to text me normally like nothing ever happened.
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I once made out and dry humped my sister when I was 10
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My ex gf got posted on motherless ... My friend stole the pics from my PC when he fixed it ... I'm pretty sure she's gonna press charges ... Been trying to remove them with no luck ... But secretly I wish I was the one that posted them because I like other guys fapping to her
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I let my bf play with the loli I babysat.
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>>701407680
Awesome !
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>>701407680
How old ?
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I'm a member of cicada 3301
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>>701407804
3
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>>701407646
Post Link
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>>701408267
Nice you're the dream girl
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>>701400435
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I like to send nudes to ther guys instead of my bf... 2 1 9 2 4 6 7 5 6 2
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>>701400742

Please tell me your cousin is at least of the opposite sex you fucking faggot
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>>701406663
As long as they wipe first, of course.
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my parents think i'm unemployed, but i actually started a business but am too scared to tell them before being successful for a bit. my dad's been a self employed businessman for decades, so he kinda has high expectations of me
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>>701408403
User is anonemail9000
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I really want this picture bubble, but am too scared to make a thread. Dont know how to do it either
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>>701408414
Lol ty. It didn't turn out great but it was fun.
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>>701408505
NYPA you stupid cuck
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>>701408432
Boy, I wish I was actually Jewish.
I'd be rich.
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>>701408643
I wish I could find a gf like you so he's lucky
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I sit down to pee.
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>>701408538
I'm sure your dad is way more proud of having an unemployed son
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>be me, about a year ago
>Broke with gf three weeks or so ago
>Get together with one of her school best friends, who happens to be the ex of one of my best friends from school, for drinks in my place
>7/10, but dat pale white memer gurl fetish tho
>dat_messedUp.wav
>This girl is still griveing from to break up with my m8, who was cold af
>Another of my ex's friends join us
>mfw I fucked her really wasted a couple of weeks ago while presenting a book I published
>no-awkws.gif
>White ex's friend throws up
>tequila&pizza.stench
>Help other ex's friend to semi strips white friend to clean her wasted ass
>White drunk friend is resting in my arms, nice view but that smell
>www.themostawkwardboner.com
>flash forward a couple of hours
>almost 4am
>Other ex's friend has gone to sleep on the couch, leaving me with this needy, wasted, pretty mess
>Bitch won't stop crying
>Try to experiment with positive reinforcement
>Puts my hand on her tigh
>silence.oh.beautiful.silence.rar
>takes hand away but she grabs it and puts it back again
>okay_then
>Semi-cuddles with this drunk girl until I decide I want to sleep
>Carries her on my arms casue she petite and the floor is full with vomit
>mfw she starts attempting a semi-conscius hickey
>feels.good.man
>Decide to try something and while carrying her puts hand in her ass and squeez a little
>hickey-amplifies
>dick is diamond
>get her to a guest bed in my house and let her die
>3 minutes of complex existencial contemplation trying to decide wether I should or not grope her in her sleep
>Beta and tired so decides to avoid that dense and just go to sleep
>mfw today, after my gf (I got back with her) broke up with me on monday, this same chick wants me to go for some drinks with her and a couple of friends who are a couple
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>>701408414
>>701408643
>>701408892
You faggots are fucking disgusting
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>>701408892
Yeah he's gone. So w/e.
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>>70140874 thats my number you cuck
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>>701409112
Well he's a loser then sorry to hear that but leaves it open for better
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>>701408951
well, i'm a full time student too so he just thinks i spend most of my time studying or living the college life. i have pretty good grades and don't get in any trouble, so he hasn't ever vocalized a problem.
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>>701408541
>>701408403
Most recent gallery
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>>701409216
Yup. Ty
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ᶤᵐ ᵛᵉᵍᵃᶰ
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I love rimming a guy, especially when he has a hot, sweaty hole. After a run or after working out is the best time to have him lay back, lift his legs, and let me at him. The muskiness turns me on. A buddy used to dig in his hole and rub his finger on my nose. He laughed and thought it was gross. Little did he know I would immediately go to the bathroom and jack off, lol.
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>>701409336
You ever play with loli yourself ?
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>>701408267
>3

That's not loli. Loli is like 11-15. 3 is literally a child
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>>701408538

White people. Smh
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>>701409604
>implying real children are actually lolis

lolis are 2D only, faggots. Only pedos in denial call real girls lolis
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>>701408908

That saves you the trouble of wiping the seat.
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>>701409560
Just her
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>>701409430
That's some degenerate behavior.
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>>701409774

Well I agree but I'm looking at it from a disgusting pedophile's pov
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>>701409604
Let me help.
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>>701403615
like what?
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I have a good conversational relationship with the local Mormon missionaries, being that there is several temples nearby...

They delivered me a Book of Mormon.

I proceeded to cum between every other page, alternating and letting dry.

Gave it back to them claiming water damage. It was like a brick, hundreds of loads of cum. They gave me a new one.

Missionaries rotate, plan to do it again and again. Learned to pretend I'm nearsighted so they give me big print version; holds the loads better with a clamp on either edge I can cum directly into the book... Mormon Book pages are slick and thin, good for making into a fuck toy.

>>Mormons provide my fuck toys and save me water and toilet paper.
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>>701408267
story?
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>>701409084
Thank you for saying what half of the world is thinking!
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>>701409430
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>>701410073
I'll greentext.
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I used to get so ducking trashed back in high school I didn't even remember where I was most of the time. Drugs, and alcohol. Got the nickname rockstar.
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>>701409604
on the pro side she probably won't remember it
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I'm am married operation with kids etc. Respectable manager. I meet men off Craigslist and they blow me. Fuckjng awesome. I went to one guys house he was blowing me and men kept coming to the door. Ended up in a four way. Mind was blown. He's fucked me in the ass a couple of times I wanted to try it. Was surprised how good it felt even though it was uncomfortable at times too. Loved it all.
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>>701409774
I call them lolis and I'm not a pedo in denial
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>>701410372

yeah it'll only warp her psyche. Fucking assholes preying on children. Absolute shitty thing to do
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>>701399557
My father is a cripple and I'm secretly waiting for the day he dies. And seeing as asutopsy isn't a ig thing where I'm from, I've more than once considered "facilitating" his passage.
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>>701410100
I'd say more than half but thanks for your useless comment you dumbass fucking nigger.
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>>701410489
are you a pedo in the first place?
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>>701407646
well now im fapping to her
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>>701410704
yeah
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>>701410042
Have used church for years to cum.
>>Have loosened strings on a $3000 guitar and fucked it until the wood started to crack until I came inside it.
>>Have cum inside a trumpet and french horn with bezel removed, leaving cum inside (will be assumed as spit from normal use)
>>Have stripped naked in the sanctuary, spread bare asshole over organ keys and jacked off onto it ($20k or more organ)
>>Have jacked off onto half the pews
>>Have used hymnals like old porno mags, half of the by now have pages stuck together
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>>701409696
Yeah, those pesky white people starting self made local companies and employing people, those animals
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>Freshers 2004 (first week of university for you plebs)
>Go to party with new flat mates
>Meet a dealer
>Never bought drugs in my life
>buy some pills
>Girl I live with is literally 10/10
>Talk to her, awkward conversation, she walks away
>Later, she's drunk
>We all start going into town
>Other guys at party getting along with her, she's very flirty
>Tradition starts where everyone jumps on each other at back of bus
>I'm sat at front on my own, nobody invites me over to jump on them
>See her skirt has ridden all the way up and she starts making out with a guy
>I get really upset
>In club hour later, see her getting off with a guy
>I'm mad
>Buy round of drinks
>put three pills in one of drinks
>give that one to the girl
>20 minutes later she's puking everywhere and gets kicked out
>I offer to take her home in taxi because I don't want to be here
>get in taxi, her head is on my lap as she's basically passed out
>raging boner
>Carry her stumbling body to our flat
>Throws up on me in hallway
>she starts crying and tells me she'll fix it
>stumbles into her room and falls on her face
>I go in, she pukes everywhere
>Get her in shower, get her naked, wash all puke
>she's crying uncontrollably
>falls asleep on floor in shower
>carry to her bed
>take some pictures
>feeling very horny
>start fingering her, not very wet
>spit on pussy continue to finger, getting wetter
>ask if she's awake
>mumbles
>Put my penis in
>fuck her like a corpse for about 20 seconds
>accidentally cum in pussy
>SHIT
>shower her again
>leave her in bathroom this time
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>>701399557
I have a big dick bitches love my Dick.
They turn into Ninfos coming for more wanting more even willing to pay for more that is my secret The Big D.
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>>701400934
No you don't. It's a phase dude, I went through it too, even put on tights and took crossdress pics for /b/.. even went as far as finding two /b/tards and almost meet up with both to suck their cocks

I chickened out and I thank myself every day for it. Now I look back at it and think "what the fuck was the matter with you", it would have 100% sent me into a deep depression I wouldn't have been able to work out of due to shame.

Stop jerking off for a minimum of two weeks and your normal sexual identity/preferences will return.
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>>701408267
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>>701410987
Do you think that's how you spell nymphos? You're both a liar and an idiot
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i like sharing pics of my gf on kik and having others tell me what theyd to her
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>>701410987
>Ninfos

Top fucking kek, still summer I see.
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>>701410774
All right so you are not in denial...
Still "loli" is the short form of "lolicon" which is by definition hentai with girl that appear underage...
Why do you call real girls lolis then?
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>>701400447
How did u steal them?
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>>701399557
I have a secret:

I hate these threads.

Kill yourself
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>>701411004
How do you stop jacking off for 2 weeks though? It feels so good its like getting high, reduces stress, reduces chances for prostate cancer, ive done it before but masturbation is like a drug with no hang over or any negative effects
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>>701410930
Nice story... Did she call you back?
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>>701411328
>i hate these secret threads
>let me join this thread
Autistic nigger
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I'm really into loli hentai and I'm afraid that someday my perversion will take better of me and I'll do something bad to some random little girl
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>>701411362
It's a matter of willpower.. The longer you go the more willing your body will be to cum to what you were used to. We literally conditioned our brains dude, you have to condition it back to how it was
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>>701410073
>Be me.
>Be babysitting one summer
>Bf comes over and smokes me out on back deck
>Get horny AF cuz Good shit
>Start giving him a blowie on deck chair
>Loli comes over gets real close
>Pop his dick out my mouth and offer it to her
>She gives it a lick
>Show her how to lick and suck
>Pull her panties off while she's trying
>Rubbing her lil bald cunny making her giggle
>bf has to stop
>Gets up so he doesn't cum
>I lay her down on the deck chair and start licking her making her giggle more
>Bf lifts my skirt and slides dick in my wet pussy
>I cum instantly so fucking horny
>Collapse to the side
>Tell him to have a taste too
>He's licking her making her giggle
>I'm rubbing myself
>He sits up on his knees
>Diamonds pointing at her hole
>Looks at me
>Fuck fuck fuck do it
>He tries to push in but she slides
>Tell him to hold her hips and try again
>Even his thin dick can only get the tip in
>Tell him to fuck
>In and out very little
>Can't hardly fuck too small
>Don't care tell him to do it harder
>Rubbing my clit watching him fuck I came again
>He can't hold it anymore and explodes
>Finishes cumming looks down and sees what he did
>Freaks the fuck out and runs away leaving me to clean up the mess
>/fin
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>>701411294
I don't know it just sounds cute
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>>701411645
This site has ruined me.. i used to be a hetero male, trannys used to make me physically ill, now im at the point where i will fap to traps/gay fuccbois
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>>701411294
Lolita
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>>701411690
and don't worry about me hurting your children, I know damn well how society thinks of people like me, that's why I'm so depressed and will end my life soon. Everyone will be happy when they read in my suicide note that I was a pedo. Nobody knows it yet. I didn't even know it myself, have found out about it 1 or 2 years ago.
PS: I would and have never harmed anyone tho.
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>>701411294
What do you call them? Presluts?
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>>701412098
Just become a priest, worst case the church will move you to another state to continue your desires
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<em>asdf</em>
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I'm voting for Trump.
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>>701411690
I just think it's not right to call cute innocent girls by the same name you call everything you see in loli threads...

>>701412037
Well lolicon comes from lolita complex...

>>701412151
girls
sometimes but never out loud angels. sounds to gay to say doe
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>>701412033
Yup, me too. Anyone who says bisexuality isn't a choice hasn't gone through the process we went through. We just opened our minds so much to it that it took over..

I used to be a homophobe up until I was about 19. Zero attraction to guys, disgust in fact. Then the cock rate threads came.. then the /gif/ "make me want to suck cock" threads came. You know the rest
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I fucking love gore and lolicon hentais
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>>701410554
I'm in the same situation, was hoping he would overdose because he use to take pain medication, get high, forget, take more. No luck yet, I moved away so he's royally fucked now.
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I used to suck my cousin's dick when we were 7 years old. When I was in 1st grade my sister was 16 and she used to tell me to suck on her tits usually underneath a blanket and lick her pussy and finger her.
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>>701399873
You're not alone
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>>701412593
are you horribly scarred for life?
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>>701412513
I think gayness comes from 2 routes, some people are definately born faggots and some people learn to like it or they want to belong to some fringe group in order to achieve their special snowflake self interest shit
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I have a crush on a 13 year old.
Platonic tho.. But still..
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>>701401136
>boogers, scabs, sores.
>Blackheads

I'm an alpha.
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>>701399557
>>701399873
I have no real friends.
Its not a secret.
Everyone I hang around with does so out of pitty.
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Hey guys, should I make some toasts?
Im bored at work and I kinda want some but I dont want to do anything in the kitchen because Ive just cleanned It.
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>>701411676
Yoyr story just made me cum.
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>>701412897
That was only speaking from the perspective of and pertaining to someone who was straight and decided to give something else a try
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>>701413010
I have a crush on a 7 year old, it's difficult...
Hope you get her
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>>701412496
Deloris>>>Lo>>>little Lo>>>Lolita>>>lolicon
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>>701413264
YAY what finished it for you?
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>>701413339
And I hope you get hit by a car, you vile disgusting piece of garbage
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I secretly want to fuck my best friends girlfriend which is like 5 years younger than me
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I'm so fucking racist. I've made myself into a Community figure and I secretly exploit niggers daily.
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>>701412836
No I loved it and I did a lot of sexual things as a kid and actually wished that I could have done things with adults. I knew what I was doing and felt comfortable
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>>701413470
why is that?
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I'm that guy that everyone secretly hates in a group of friends. I don't know what's wrong with me, maybe I'm not alpha enough?
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>>701413667
feel you
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>>701413667
I'm that guy too, sucks man :(
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>>701413625
Because your brain is broken and people like you ruin people for the rest of their lives, don't ask me a question you know the answer to shitbag
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>>701413585
I read this kind of thing so frequently on 4chan, yet everyone insists that it fucks kids up. people are weird
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>>701413339
Me too man.

I am not sexually attracted to her. But her personallity makes me wanna be with her.
And damn she is gonna grow into a 9/10, if her body continues down this road!
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>>701413667
Maybe try to close your mouth
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>>701413463
Telling him to hold on to her hips. The image of it all
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fucked myself in the ass (straight guy) with a hotel courtesy shampoo bottle, multiple times, multiple days straight. I also fantasize about fucking my friends wife while he is at work
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>>701399557
My secret is that I am Ass Man, my biggest hobby at night is to make Indy memes and post them here.
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>>701412582
That I can't do. Giving him an empty syringe would be easier for me than to leave him alone. Sorta like euthanasia
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>>701413772
My brain works perfectly fine, so that's obviously not the answer.
Please elaborate...

also see >>701413585 and >>701413784
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>>701399557
i made cringy-ass minecraft letsplays when i was like 13. They are still on YT and i havent told anyone except the guy i made them with (he is in jail now i think)
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>>701413890
It was crazy hot.
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>>701414052
link
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>>701414052
Bloggiefreak??
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>>701414137
not happening
too easy to dox me over it
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>>701402543
>being this much of a beta
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>>701414012
You're in denial and you're not worth my time. Your mother failed at raising you
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>>701414192
no, the channel has like 4-5 videos where 2 of them are from my friend and the rest are me recording shit minecraft videos with 20fps and a bandicam watermark
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>>701413784
In my case. I was just ready to be sexually active very early so if I felt more comfortable I would have initiated an adult to "molest" me in the eyes of society. From the experiences that I did have from 5 years old to now, I'm 21 didn't effect me whatsoever. In fact, often times I wish of revisiting them.
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>>701414314
And you can't even explain why you hate pedos, you brainwashed fuck
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>>701399964
>Mom was a moaner and she gave me boners
Sheer poetry.
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>>701399557
I am paranoid about my attractive gf finding a better alternative.
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>>701414480
No, you just aren't worth the shit on the bottom of my shoe let alone my effort in explanation or an attempt to change you

Telling me that I'm brainwashed for hating pedos shows how far gone you are. I hope you get found out and ostracized from your friends and family. Worthless
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I have personally killed 17 vampires
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>>701414102
I'm glad you shared it because I have fantasized about this exact scenario. So fuckin hot.
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>>701414737
sounds like you need to be killing that bottle of anti psyche meds
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Ate my grandmothers nasty, hairy, stanky cunt.
I thought she was sleeping, but she wasn't...she wasn't.
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>>701411210
anyone interested??
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>>701414665
If I'm not worth your time, why are you still responding to me?
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live in a country which is nearly half muslim, have a lot of friends who are muslims and I secretly hate them just because they are muslims
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>>701414447
>the experiences that I did have from 5 years old to now, I'm 21 didn't effect me whatsoever. In fact, often times I wish of revisiting them.

That's probably a symptom, not healthy sexual preferences
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>>701414825
Yeah it just kindof happened. I have no idea how to make something like that happen.
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>>701414934
You keep asking these stupid ass questions you know the answer to.

I enjoy telling you you're piece of shit. Get fucked scumbag
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>>701413784
Because obviously everyone here is an example of not being fucked up and weird. Rekt threads, fur porn and pepes.

All normal.
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>>701414447
This. I was horny forever. Always humping everything. Lost my virginity to Barbie. Mom even said when I was a a baby as soon as she took off my diaper my hands went straight to my crotch. No one was safe lol. I feel kinda bad for all those non pedo guys I used to flirt with before I knew what was going on.
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The best fap I ever had, was when I discovered the video "Pee Pee on pier" on yt.

Pee really turns me on!
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>>701399557
I send people nudes of my wife.

And use the keylogger to hack their emails and steal all their nudes.
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>>701403042
How the fuck does that happen? I'm actually curious as to how you look? Post pic with time stamp. And for the love of God keep it PG
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>>701413784
literally other pedos trying to encourage your sick behavior
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>>701414948
>healthy sexual preferences
kek, fuck off pls
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>>701401059
Bring it up sometime, he might relish being able to talk about it to someone,
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>>701411676
Holy
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>>701415166
You answered me twice yet you don't explain why you hate me.
How about instead of writing another two lines of how MUCH you hate me
you write one line of WHY you hate me.
You made clear that there is a simple answer to that.
Please go ahead
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>>701413503
Age?
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>>701415448
>And use the keylogger to hack their emails and steal all their nudes.

One second. If you need to steal her nudes...who the fuck is she sending them to?
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>>701415448
You my /b/ro.. Are a fucking genius!!!
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>>701403897
Pic of fat bitch?
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>>701415166
wew buddy you just called a sexual assault victim a scumbag for enjoying it

I mean he didn't even do anything himself and here you are all "get fucked scumbag"

This solidifies my opinion that people who freak out over this shit/bring it up out of the blue are rape victims/pedophiles on a virtue signalling freakout, nothing more

I mean you don't even have any normie idea you are appealing to here, you're just having an autism fit
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>>701415584
I specifically told you you're not worth an explanation, no? Why are you still confused? Your brain must be fucked up in more ways than one
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>>701415536
>muh morals are so perfect, don't you question them
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>>701415627
20
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>>701406518
What.the.fuck.
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>>701415712
Wow, just wow.
All I see is you not being able to explain

You write so much to avoid my simple question
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>>701415572
?
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>>701415653
Typically I send something, they send something (or the other way around) and I get everything.
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>>701401153
That only counts ip addresses. One person can use multiple ones fairly easily.
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>>701414854
Story
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>>701415712
Holy shit, check out this guy

He can't even comprehend that it's a pedo victim and not pedo he's arguing with this time
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>>701415707
Good I hope it fuckin eats him up inside, I'm specifically responding to someone who said they have a crush on a 7 year old, with no linked posts talking about being a sexual assault victim. Even if he was he passed it down and I hope it ends up making him kill himself. Fuck you both

>>701416013
All you see is what you want to see clearly, I told you three messages ago I wasn't answering you, get it through your fucked up brain that I'm not going to answer you
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>>701399557
I know it all
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>>701402917
Under where?
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>>701413848
I totally know what you >>701414481
Reminds me of something Aleister Crowley wrote.
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>>701409430
This was hot until the last part. Girls dont jack off. Fucking fruitcake.
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>>701405837
Don't do it dude. With the way she's acting she'll do something with someone eventually. Don't let it be you. It's your brother.
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>>701416260
Ah well, even if you don't want to admit it, everyone else would know that I'm right on this. Try opening your mind, just a little bit.
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>>701409430
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>>701416652
Or they can arrange a threesome. Nothing better to strenghten family bonds than double teaming a slut.
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>>701416780
You're literally justifying shit in whatever way you can, running the full course of mental gymnastics to make yourself feel better.

You may be in the majority here with these degenerates, come meet the real world motherfucker, watch as your body gets thrown in a ditch
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>>701415322
Totally. I was the same way. It makes me question consent and things like that. I don't act on anything and I know that not all kids are the way I was when I was a kid but people fail to realize that there are kids who know exactly what they want to do/experiment with and nobody can even tell most of the time that kids might have this boiling desire within them and so are we helping these kids if they have no outlet for their early mature brains? Could there be some sort of test or system we can create further in our evolution that supports research done on this subject when we have a better understanding and knowledge of sex?
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Everytime i hear 'cats in the cradle' or think about the giving tree i cry. Im 17.
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>>701411676
What the fuck? Even if fake, you are fucked up man, get some help.
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>>701417046
Because violence is the only argument normies like yourself have.
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>>701414052
You sound like somebody I know
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>>701411676
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>>701411294
Loli is short for Lolita to semi normal people. Only major degenerates even use the term lolicon.
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>>701417760
See what you did there? Made a stupid ass broad assumption to justify your actions? Like I've been saying?

Kill yourself
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>>701417321
I mean, I was pretty stupid. I was just horny all the time lol. I wouldn't want some kid getting taken advantage of or hurt, but if there's one like I was always rubbing up on guys and stuff I'm not going to freak about one giving in.
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>>701418174
Kek you normies are so easy to trigger
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>>701409899
I wish i had girl like you too <3<3<3 I would cum for days from a experience like you shared.
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>>701416348
Me too but I wear little girl's my little pony underwear. It gets me off good. Just a fetish. 21 M
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>>701412513
You realize it's very common for straight up homophobes to be secretely into cock right? This site didn't force you to become a fag. You could have avoided /b/ altogether. You stayed because you liked it and could only slowly admit it to yourself.
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>>701418397
>HAHA I WAS TROLLING GUYS, REALLY

kill yourself
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>>701418119
the word lolicon comes from lolita complex.
people into lolita-fashion don't want to be called lolis because "lolis" are underage hentai girls.
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I'm still a virgin because I keep turning down sex for some reason
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>>701418598
>kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself
I won't, yes, EVEN if you repeat it another time
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>>701418580
Yeah no I'm not arguing with that, but I was never secretly into it is what I'm saying. It was absolutely my doing by coming here repeatedly and conditioning my brain
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>>701413463
If you're real it's guaranteed you're a fat homely chick.
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My dog licked peanut butter off my vigina when i was 15
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I have discovered that I'm not a vanilla and just want to do all sorts of kinky stuff.
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>>701418788
I'll help you tie the noose you fuckin piece of shit, come on
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i trade nudie pics on snapchat with girls around uhm questionable ages
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>>701418902
Did you like it ?
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>>701418966
u da man
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>>701418955
I bet you would, fucking degenerate who isn't even able to argument

Kek, please don't make kids.
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>>701418902
Tits or gtfo
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>>701414052
What is the Youtube channel's name?
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>>701418397
Right. You were trolling all the time.
Yeah.
OK.
We believe you, anon.
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>>701404262
no u
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>>701401059
what did you find specifically?
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>>701410705
Post your favorite pic ?
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>>701413784
You're hearing accounts from lonely pedophiles. They aren't the norm or even free of mental illness.

The worst thing you can do is think 4chan opinions are normal.
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>>701413784
Are you implying people here aren't fucked up? Are you fuckin brain dead?
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>>701419119
Must be nice justifying things to yourself with that incessant fallback of yours, like it's some sort of defense of shit, fuckin lame ass straw man argument

Go ahead and just let go. It only takes a minute or two of hanging and you won't be fucking up the world anymore.
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>>701419216
I don't know what you want dude, this was my only post
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>be me, was around 15
>stays at older sister's house with her new bf
>house has no doors between rooms. Only the bathroom & entrance had doors
>it's late & all I have was my phone
>sister tells me to sleep on the living room
>her bed is 5 feet away from me
>can't sleep,
>streams KungFu Panda on phone
>staying up all night & watch KungFuPanda 1
>From that night forward, my teenage self will never forget the moans my sister made as her bf was pounding every fucking hole
>I got up & crawled towards the bed
>my sister & her bf finish, then knock out
>I stand up in front of my older sister
>Faps to her face,
>blows load on her lips
>Feelsgood.jpg
>seconds later she gets up
>she begins taking off her shirt
>HOLYSHIT.jpg
>she was actually sleep walking
>for now on, I'll remember those lips had my load
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