I am sexually attracted to women farting.
Hearing them fart and smelling their ass as they fart directly in my face.
Makes my dick diamond every time guaranteed.
Still can't get her out of my head. Even though we never got together, I still can't help but think that it may happen in the future.
Never had a feeling like that with a girl before. I mean I liked them, and asked them out, but I never felt optimistic that it will happen down the line.
I can't see any real reason that it would happen this time around...
>Here is the kicker. I'm an "alpha" male and pretty attractive.
Ask if you can spend the night hang out, ask if you can check your email, etc for a little bit.
When he's occupied with other things and not that you're on his computer, put in a USB drive
Download all files to USB while you continue to diddle around online.
Eject drive, put in pocket.
Log out of anything you logged in.
Tell him thanks for the use of your computer.
Don't act suspicious, then leave the next morning with porn in hand.
>two months after high school graduation
>really fat and gross girl starts hitting me up for sex
>blow her off, but said i would
>she starts asking me every night around 1 AM
>one night i give in
>takes me to her place that she has w her cousin
>goes right into her room
>she immediately strips
>suddenly question every decision I've made in my life
>makes me finger her till she cums
>give up halfway through because my hand was cramping and her vagina stunk very bad
>regret starts to set in
>too late to turn around
>fuck her doggie style, finish myself in the condom
>she tries cuddling but i was being suffocated
>fakes call from my mom
0/10 would bang again
I have been staying at my brothers house for a couple weeks now. His wife wears short shorts and sutty stuff when it is just me and her home. I really want to fuck her but affraid it would fuck everything up
Im 19 years old and my friends sister texts me a lot, she barely turned 15. We got each other's number through a trip to Six Flags with our family. Since then she's been checking up on me and finding any excuse why to text me. One day my friend's parents left for the weekend and he had to watch over his sister, we decided to drink for a while assuming she was asleep. We get shit faced and fall asleep on the couch, I remember getting up to use the bathroom when I forgot why I was in the bathroom. Next thing I remember was going in my friends room to knocking out on his bed. When I woke up I was next to the sister in her brother's bed with nothing on hugging me. I pretty much got up changed and got out and told my friend that I left that night. She didn't say anything to me and just started to text me normally like nothing ever happened.
My ex gf got posted on motherless ... My friend stole the pics from my PC when he fixed it ... I'm pretty sure she's gonna press charges ... Been trying to remove them with no luck ... But secretly I wish I was the one that posted them because I like other guys fapping to her
As long as they wipe first, of course.
my parents think i'm unemployed, but i actually started a business but am too scared to tell them before being successful for a bit. my dad's been a self employed businessman for decades, so he kinda has high expectations of me
I really want this picture bubble, but am too scared to make a thread. Dont know how to do it either
Boy, I wish I was actually Jewish.
I'd be rich.
>be me, about a year ago
>Broke with gf three weeks or so ago
>Get together with one of her school best friends, who happens to be the ex of one of my best friends from school, for drinks in my place
>7/10, but dat pale white memer gurl fetish tho
>This girl is still griveing from to break up with my m8, who was cold af
>Another of my ex's friends join us
>mfw I fucked her really wasted a couple of weeks ago while presenting a book I published
>White ex's friend throws up
>Help other ex's friend to semi strips white friend to clean her wasted ass
>White drunk friend is resting in my arms, nice view but that smell
>flash forward a couple of hours
>Other ex's friend has gone to sleep on the couch, leaving me with this needy, wasted, pretty mess
>Bitch won't stop crying
>Try to experiment with positive reinforcement
>Puts my hand on her tigh
>takes hand away but she grabs it and puts it back again
>Semi-cuddles with this drunk girl until I decide I want to sleep
>Carries her on my arms casue she petite and the floor is full with vomit
>mfw she starts attempting a semi-conscius hickey
>Decide to try something and while carrying her puts hand in her ass and squeez a little
>dick is diamond
>get her to a guest bed in my house and let her die
>3 minutes of complex existencial contemplation trying to decide wether I should or not grope her in her sleep
>Beta and tired so decides to avoid that dense and just go to sleep
>mfw today, after my gf (I got back with her) broke up with me on monday, this same chick wants me to go for some drinks with her and a couple of friends who are a couple
well, i'm a full time student too so he just thinks i spend most of my time studying or living the college life. i have pretty good grades and don't get in any trouble, so he hasn't ever vocalized a problem.
I love rimming a guy, especially when he has a hot, sweaty hole. After a run or after working out is the best time to have him lay back, lift his legs, and let me at him. The muskiness turns me on. A buddy used to dig in his hole and rub his finger on my nose. He laughed and thought it was gross. Little did he know I would immediately go to the bathroom and jack off, lol.
That's not loli. Loli is like 11-15. 3 is literally a child
That saves you the trouble of wiping the seat.
I have a good conversational relationship with the local Mormon missionaries, being that there is several temples nearby...
They delivered me a Book of Mormon.
I proceeded to cum between every other page, alternating and letting dry.
Gave it back to them claiming water damage. It was like a brick, hundreds of loads of cum. They gave me a new one.
Missionaries rotate, plan to do it again and again. Learned to pretend I'm nearsighted so they give me big print version; holds the loads better with a clamp on either edge I can cum directly into the book... Mormon Book pages are slick and thin, good for making into a fuck toy.
>>Mormons provide my fuck toys and save me water and toilet paper.
I'm am married operation with kids etc. Respectable manager. I meet men off Craigslist and they blow me. Fuckjng awesome. I went to one guys house he was blowing me and men kept coming to the door. Ended up in a four way. Mind was blown. He's fucked me in the ass a couple of times I wanted to try it. Was surprised how good it felt even though it was uncomfortable at times too. Loved it all.
My father is a cripple and I'm secretly waiting for the day he dies. And seeing as asutopsy isn't a ig thing where I'm from, I've more than once considered "facilitating" his passage.
Have used church for years to cum.
>>Have loosened strings on a $3000 guitar and fucked it until the wood started to crack until I came inside it.
>>Have cum inside a trumpet and french horn with bezel removed, leaving cum inside (will be assumed as spit from normal use)
>>Have stripped naked in the sanctuary, spread bare asshole over organ keys and jacked off onto it ($20k or more organ)
>>Have jacked off onto half the pews
>>Have used hymnals like old porno mags, half of the by now have pages stuck together
>Freshers 2004 (first week of university for you plebs)
>Go to party with new flat mates
>Meet a dealer
>Never bought drugs in my life
>buy some pills
>Girl I live with is literally 10/10
>Talk to her, awkward conversation, she walks away
>Later, she's drunk
>We all start going into town
>Other guys at party getting along with her, she's very flirty
>Tradition starts where everyone jumps on each other at back of bus
>I'm sat at front on my own, nobody invites me over to jump on them
>See her skirt has ridden all the way up and she starts making out with a guy
>I get really upset
>In club hour later, see her getting off with a guy
>Buy round of drinks
>put three pills in one of drinks
>give that one to the girl
>20 minutes later she's puking everywhere and gets kicked out
>I offer to take her home in taxi because I don't want to be here
>get in taxi, her head is on my lap as she's basically passed out
>Carry her stumbling body to our flat
>Throws up on me in hallway
>she starts crying and tells me she'll fix it
>stumbles into her room and falls on her face
>I go in, she pukes everywhere
>Get her in shower, get her naked, wash all puke
>she's crying uncontrollably
>falls asleep on floor in shower
>carry to her bed
>take some pictures
>feeling very horny
>start fingering her, not very wet
>spit on pussy continue to finger, getting wetter
>ask if she's awake
>Put my penis in
>fuck her like a corpse for about 20 seconds
>accidentally cum in pussy
>shower her again
>leave her in bathroom this time
No you don't. It's a phase dude, I went through it too, even put on tights and took crossdress pics for /b/.. even went as far as finding two /b/tards and almost meet up with both to suck their cocks
I chickened out and I thank myself every day for it. Now I look back at it and think "what the fuck was the matter with you", it would have 100% sent me into a deep depression I wouldn't have been able to work out of due to shame.
Stop jerking off for a minimum of two weeks and your normal sexual identity/preferences will return.
All right so you are not in denial...
Still "loli" is the short form of "lolicon" which is by definition hentai with girl that appear underage...
Why do you call real girls lolis then?
How do you stop jacking off for 2 weeks though? It feels so good its like getting high, reduces stress, reduces chances for prostate cancer, ive done it before but masturbation is like a drug with no hang over or any negative effects
It's a matter of willpower.. The longer you go the more willing your body will be to cum to what you were used to. We literally conditioned our brains dude, you have to condition it back to how it was
>Be babysitting one summer
>Bf comes over and smokes me out on back deck
>Get horny AF cuz Good shit
>Start giving him a blowie on deck chair
>Loli comes over gets real close
>Pop his dick out my mouth and offer it to her
>She gives it a lick
>Show her how to lick and suck
>Pull her panties off while she's trying
>Rubbing her lil bald cunny making her giggle
>bf has to stop
>Gets up so he doesn't cum
>I lay her down on the deck chair and start licking her making her giggle more
>Bf lifts my skirt and slides dick in my wet pussy
>I cum instantly so fucking horny
>Collapse to the side
>Tell him to have a taste too
>He's licking her making her giggle
>I'm rubbing myself
>He sits up on his knees
>Diamonds pointing at her hole
>Looks at me
>Fuck fuck fuck do it
>He tries to push in but she slides
>Tell him to hold her hips and try again
>Even his thin dick can only get the tip in
>Tell him to fuck
>In and out very little
>Can't hardly fuck too small
>Don't care tell him to do it harder
>Rubbing my clit watching him fuck I came again
>He can't hold it anymore and explodes
>Finishes cumming looks down and sees what he did
>Freaks the fuck out and runs away leaving me to clean up the mess
and don't worry about me hurting your children, I know damn well how society thinks of people like me, that's why I'm so depressed and will end my life soon. Everyone will be happy when they read in my suicide note that I was a pedo. Nobody knows it yet. I didn't even know it myself, have found out about it 1 or 2 years ago.
PS: I would and have never harmed anyone tho.
I just think it's not right to call cute innocent girls by the same name you call everything you see in loli threads...
Well lolicon comes from lolita complex...
sometimes but never out loud angels. sounds to gay to say doe
Yup, me too. Anyone who says bisexuality isn't a choice hasn't gone through the process we went through. We just opened our minds so much to it that it took over..
I used to be a homophobe up until I was about 19. Zero attraction to guys, disgust in fact. Then the cock rate threads came.. then the /gif/ "make me want to suck cock" threads came. You know the rest
I'm in the same situation, was hoping he would overdose because he use to take pain medication, get high, forget, take more. No luck yet, I moved away so he's royally fucked now.
I used to suck my cousin's dick when we were 7 years old. When I was in 1st grade my sister was 16 and she used to tell me to suck on her tits usually underneath a blanket and lick her pussy and finger her.
I think gayness comes from 2 routes, some people are definately born faggots and some people learn to like it or they want to belong to some fringe group in order to achieve their special snowflake self interest shit
I'm so fucking racist. I've made myself into a Community figure and I secretly exploit niggers daily.
My secret is that I am Ass Man, my biggest hobby at night is to make Indy memes and post them here.
In my case. I was just ready to be sexually active very early so if I felt more comfortable I would have initiated an adult to "molest" me in the eyes of society. From the experiences that I did have from 5 years old to now, I'm 21 didn't effect me whatsoever. In fact, often times I wish of revisiting them.
No, you just aren't worth the shit on the bottom of my shoe let alone my effort in explanation or an attempt to change you
Telling me that I'm brainwashed for hating pedos shows how far gone you are. I hope you get found out and ostracized from your friends and family. Worthless
>the experiences that I did have from 5 years old to now, I'm 21 didn't effect me whatsoever. In fact, often times I wish of revisiting them.
That's probably a symptom, not healthy sexual preferences
This. I was horny forever. Always humping everything. Lost my virginity to Barbie. Mom even said when I was a a baby as soon as she took off my diaper my hands went straight to my crotch. No one was safe lol. I feel kinda bad for all those non pedo guys I used to flirt with before I knew what was going on.
You answered me twice yet you don't explain why you hate me.
How about instead of writing another two lines of how MUCH you hate me
you write one line of WHY you hate me.
You made clear that there is a simple answer to that.
Please go ahead
wew buddy you just called a sexual assault victim a scumbag for enjoying it
I mean he didn't even do anything himself and here you are all "get fucked scumbag"
This solidifies my opinion that people who freak out over this shit/bring it up out of the blue are rape victims/pedophiles on a virtue signalling freakout, nothing more
I mean you don't even have any normie idea you are appealing to here, you're just having an autism fit
Holy shit, check out this guy
He can't even comprehend that it's a pedo victim and not pedo he's arguing with this time
Good I hope it fuckin eats him up inside, I'm specifically responding to someone who said they have a crush on a 7 year old, with no linked posts talking about being a sexual assault victim. Even if he was he passed it down and I hope it ends up making him kill himself. Fuck you both
All you see is what you want to see clearly, I told you three messages ago I wasn't answering you, get it through your fucked up brain that I'm not going to answer you
Ah well, even if you don't want to admit it, everyone else would know that I'm right on this. Try opening your mind, just a little bit.
You're literally justifying shit in whatever way you can, running the full course of mental gymnastics to make yourself feel better.
You may be in the majority here with these degenerates, come meet the real world motherfucker, watch as your body gets thrown in a ditch
Totally. I was the same way. It makes me question consent and things like that. I don't act on anything and I know that not all kids are the way I was when I was a kid but people fail to realize that there are kids who know exactly what they want to do/experiment with and nobody can even tell most of the time that kids might have this boiling desire within them and so are we helping these kids if they have no outlet for their early mature brains? Could there be some sort of test or system we can create further in our evolution that supports research done on this subject when we have a better understanding and knowledge of sex?
I mean, I was pretty stupid. I was just horny all the time lol. I wouldn't want some kid getting taken advantage of or hurt, but if there's one like I was always rubbing up on guys and stuff I'm not going to freak about one giving in.
You realize it's very common for straight up homophobes to be secretely into cock right? This site didn't force you to become a fag. You could have avoided /b/ altogether. You stayed because you liked it and could only slowly admit it to yourself.
>HAHA I WAS TROLLING GUYS, REALLY
Right. You were trolling all the time.
We believe you, anon.
Must be nice justifying things to yourself with that incessant fallback of yours, like it's some sort of defense of shit, fuckin lame ass straw man argument
Go ahead and just let go. It only takes a minute or two of hanging and you won't be fucking up the world anymore.
>be me, was around 15
>stays at older sister's house with her new bf
>house has no doors between rooms. Only the bathroom & entrance had doors
>it's late & all I have was my phone
>sister tells me to sleep on the living room
>her bed is 5 feet away from me
>streams KungFu Panda on phone
>staying up all night & watch KungFuPanda 1
>From that night forward, my teenage self will never forget the moans my sister made as her bf was pounding every fucking hole
>I got up & crawled towards the bed
>my sister & her bf finish, then knock out
>I stand up in front of my older sister
>Faps to her face,
>blows load on her lips
>seconds later she gets up
>she begins taking off her shirt
>she was actually sleep walking
>for now on, I'll remember those lips had my load