Hello, my name is Zach and I want to be a hacker you anonymous people. Can anyone teach me how to hack computers and fb acounts? Also how to keep the goverment off me
Okay, first you want to keep the NSA from tracking you, to do that you have to delete system 32.
Follow these simple instructions.
What happened? Guys I think I did it wrong. PLEASE HELP! HOW DO I FIX THIS?
don't worry, it's just breaking its links with the nsa-contaminated internet cables and hooking you up to the darknet.
it'll take about 45 minutes or so, depending on your cpu speed. relax.
Just install Gentoo faggot
Good hackers barely code, they use social skills and illusionist tricks to get in your system. Just mail a local company with a fake '[email protected]' asking for login codes and be amazed.
The skill is in not being detected, something you don't really need to be able to code for
28 and security manager at a local bank in Holland. Most developers nowadays use decent frameworks which basically aren't really hackable. People are dumb so that's your best shot.
Listen to me clearly I have done this for a long time
1) remove your hard drive. If you have a laptop, you will probably see a square panel (or cover) on the bottom of your machine that you will have to remove with a screwdriver. Inside, there will be a likely small piece of removable hardware with a silver finish at least somewhere on it. Remove this, and you will continue to the next step. If you have a desktop, you will have to look up how to remove a side panel, where you will find components which will include a hard drive. Just remove all you can
2) Find a large magnet. Something powerful will have to do, since things like refrigerator magnets aren't strong enough to re-centralize the ambient software usually accompanying SSD's, which are the type of storage hardware that come with computers nowadays. It'll also work well if you have an HDD, since the concept of their internal structure is essentially the same.
3) Take the magnet and wipe it across the hard drive (if you can identify it) and then proceed to all remaining components. It'll need about 5 or 10 strong swipes, and it should be hard to pull off.
Your computer should now be in a factory condition.
Don't listen to these guys ever OP, they just want to hurt you. Keeping hidden from the government also takes years and years of expensive schooling nowadays and is impossible without a high level of expertise. I hope I could help.
i don't care if this is bait, but i'm going to be a bigger faggot than you (op) and say that everyone here just got your PC fucked. system32 is essential for all computers and deleting it essentially destroyed it.
You've done it! You've successfully become a hacker!
just please tell me how to fix this thing!
Hurr durrr gonna ask anonymous faggots advice on hacking, what did you expect?
It's a simple fix OP. All you have to do is go back in time and ask yourself "why am I such a dick gobbling fag?"
He actually fucking did it. What a faggot.
>first I'll need some browser extensions
>get pic the related ones
>it's essential in order to hack or code
>then we can talk
Dude... it takes years of hard work learning , no social life + you can get arrested:)
It's not just like you ask 3 questions and bam .
Go do something else ... like getting a job.. lazy fag
Yup. This will gonna flush your entire PC.., and there will be know you might be able to recover your PC data. They are telling you to jump into a high ditch. First learn to believe in yourself you twit.
updated cause I felt it should be added
Please include me in the screencap if there's one
The message/command is actually scam, designed at fooling users into corrupting their computers. Important operating system files and applications are stored in the system32 directory, and if deleted the computer would be rendered inoperable.
Do NOT follow the instructions.
> I want to be best hacker in the world
>Aha! I will ask /b/ and join Anonymous!
>1 hour later
>Oh No! I bricked my crappy laptop
dont include the faggots begging to be put in cap
Don't be a faggot, just tell her you're a massive cuck. And that you tried installing a program and the computer froze so you restarted halfway through. And say you already know how to fix it.
we better? ya i hope so
Find the install cd of windows if you have it and start your computer with it in it.
During start process it tells you to type f8 f9 f10 f11 ot f12 if you want to start with the cd, hammer on succesivly on it, it makes you start, and it will ask you if you wanna repair.
Sorry for my english, you have not cd, sorry.
It's possible to repair without it but you have no sys32 anymore so you are fucked unless you have the cd.
You want us to help you be a hacker and now you want help with being homeless?
Do it OP, You have the power to hack the multiverse, No, The megaverse and even others dimensions
>large magnet. Something powerful will have to do, since things like refrigerator magnets aren't strong enough to re-centralize the ambient software usually accompanying SSD's, which are the type of storage hardware that come with computers nowadays. It'll also work well if you have an HDD, since the concept of their internal structure is essentially the same.
u asshole faggot, u want to hack, n u cannot understand 2 line written in english :D buhahahah . die if u cant retake ur files
People thinking this is b8 are just hoping for a better world. One where they can safely think that nobody can be this stupid. Remember coders, never underestimate the stupidity of the user.
>taking advice from /b/
>not looking up what it does
>asking for more advice
FUCK YOU /B/
THIS LAPTOP WAS MY BIRTHDAY GIFT
This guys is fucking retarded, he obviously has no idea what he is talking about.
System32 doesn't do anything good, it just helps the government track your actions, and slows your computer down a whole shit ton.
pls put me on it
put me on it pic is me
Your laptop is not dead, you just have to reinstall windows with an install cd. Find yours if you have one or go to see someone who have one (or a pro).
Install with the cd when the computer is starting, push repeatitivly the key it asks for.
Now it asks if you want to repair: yes.
Welcome to /b
no I look very nice u fag
>come back here out of boredom to see waht happened
>hope is restored that this place is still the internet hate machine I grew to love
Fucking beautiful. Enjoy your HP Spectre brand paperweight
you get added cause i love cocaine
Put me in screencap or I'll fucking kill myself
-4ch is like the municipal wate of the internet.
-/b/ is like the municipal waste of 4ch.
What did you expect, you can't ask to not being bullying if you're walkin under the darkest bridges at night.
>mom comes over to collect alimony
>give her the laptop
>blame it on dad
>watch them fight
>see dad punch bitch ass mom's face
>act ignorant about the situation to dad