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Hello, my name is Zach and I want to be a hacker you anonymous people. Can anyone teach me how to hack computers and fb acounts? Also how to keep the goverment off me
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>>701394129
Step 1: an hero
Step 2: profit
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>>701394237
what?
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>>701394129
If this is not bait, learn to code. Start with python tutorials
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>>701394129
you gotta get off the grid before you can learn.
i recommend a tinfoil hat so the government can't hear you through the electricity supply.
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>>701394129
Okay, first you want to keep the NSA from tracking you, to do that you have to delete system 32.

Follow these simple instructions.
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>>701394784
does this work?
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>>701395014
Yea it's essential
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Just do it op
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Okay
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What happened? Guys I think I did it wrong. PLEASE HELP! HOW DO I FIX THIS?
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>>701396012
kek
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>>701396012
Well...It's time for a new computer
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>>701396012
don't worry, it's just breaking its links with the nsa-contaminated internet cables and hooking you up to the darknet.

it'll take about 45 minutes or so, depending on your cpu speed. relax.
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>>701394129
SCREENCAPPED
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First step
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>>701396363
WHAT
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>>701396436
are you sure?
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>>701395014
Hacker here. Can confirm
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>>701394129
Yes, call 1-800 FBI-8131
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>>701396537
it Takes a little bit to config yea
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>>701396012
Holy shit... i never thought i would see this working
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>>701396828
Kek
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>>701396436
Blackhat here, can confirm. Wait it out. God i hope this isnt b8, even if it is ill jusg think that it isnt.
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>>701396012
Just install Gentoo faggot
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>>701396012
Think the only tool you need....
is a hammer...
shitty OS on a shitty LT...
yeah... hammer is the right tool... an axe could also help
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>>701396012
Pls timestamp op
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>>701396828
It bait, bait eating bait. the first bait was the lead, or Master bait and the second was jsut a slave bait. To confirm, OP is the masterbaiter here
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Op if hou want speedup the process you have to take some big magnet and spin them where the hard disk is, it will increment the speed.
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>>701394335
Good hackers barely code, they use social skills and illusionist tricks to get in your system. Just mail a local company with a fake '[email protected]' asking for login codes and be amazed.

The skill is in not being detected, something you don't really need to be able to code for
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>>701397270
Is this a cringe thread? or are you 13?
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How long do I have to wait for?
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these ass holes got you to fuck up your computer OP, dont worry tho its an easy fix all you have to do is demagnetise your hard drive
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>>701397414
28 and security manager at a local bank in Holland. Most developers nowadays use decent frameworks which basically aren't really hackable. People are dumb so that's your best shot.
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>>701397644
op timestamp
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>>701397663
What? FUCK. Ok, how do i demagnetize it??
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>>701396012
Listen to me clearly I have done this for a long time

1) remove your hard drive. If you have a laptop, you will probably see a square panel (or cover) on the bottom of your machine that you will have to remove with a screwdriver. Inside, there will be a likely small piece of removable hardware with a silver finish at least somewhere on it. Remove this, and you will continue to the next step. If you have a desktop, you will have to look up how to remove a side panel, where you will find components which will include a hard drive. Just remove all you can

2) Find a large magnet. Something powerful will have to do, since things like refrigerator magnets aren't strong enough to re-centralize the ambient software usually accompanying SSD's, which are the type of storage hardware that come with computers nowadays. It'll also work well if you have an HDD, since the concept of their internal structure is essentially the same.

3) Take the magnet and wipe it across the hard drive (if you can identify it) and then proceed to all remaining components. It'll need about 5 or 10 strong swipes, and it should be hard to pull off.

Your computer should now be in a factory condition.

Don't listen to these guys ever OP, they just want to hurt you. Keeping hidden from the government also takes years and years of expensive schooling nowadays and is impossible without a high level of expertise. I hope I could help.
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>>701397838
ugh obvious bait, bored now
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>>701396533
doesn't work on my machine :-(
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>>701397838
post timestamp pic and we will tell u
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>>701397838
take the hard drive out of the laptop and rub the strongest magnet you can find across it, make sure to send pics so i can be sure you are doing it right
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>>701397644

OP, put computer in microwave, speeds up the configuration time.
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>>701394335
>python
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Lolololol
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>>701397838
i don't care if this is bait, but i'm going to be a bigger faggot than you (op) and say that everyone here just got your PC fucked. system32 is essential for all computers and deleting it essentially destroyed it.
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>>701398117
Yes don't learn python learn the ultimate hacking script Visual Basic++
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>>701398143
this kid is trying to get your PC back into the government's network, don't listen to the sheeple. Listen to
>>701397874
and send us timestamped pics
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>>701398143
No it doesn't you fucking retard
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>>701397644
>>701396012
Timestamp this shit, nobody going to buy it.
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>>701396012
reinstall system32.
the recovery disk is here:

www.fuckoff.com
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>>701396012
Never thought I'd see it hahah
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PLEASE SOMEONE HELP
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>>701398879
kek
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>>701398879
Why the fuck would you take advice from /B/?
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>>701398879
We're going to need a better photo, it's too blurry
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>>701398385
Why to timestamp? This is /b/ ! People who think thy could get help here... are as dumb as trump!
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>>701398879
someone screencap
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>>701398879
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>>701399083
This
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>>701398879
Put me in the screencaps
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>>701398879
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>>701399052
> /B/
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>>701399085
Did
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>>701398879
You've done it! You've successfully become a hacker!
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>>701398879
find a strong magnet this is step 1
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>>701398879
you have been hacked by the best of /b/

you cannot run,
you cannot hide,
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>>701398879
Kek
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>>701399070
just please tell me how to fix this thing!
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>>701398879
someone get this thread screencapped
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Fake and gay
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Gake and fay
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>>701394129
Hurr durrr gonna ask anonymous faggots advice on hacking, what did you expect?
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>>701399297
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>>701399297
At this point just google "System 32"
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wahahahaha
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>>701394129
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It's a simple fix OP. All you have to do is go back in time and ask yourself "why am I such a dick gobbling fag?"
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>>701398879
8/27/16, the day that /b/ actually got someone to delete system 32
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I HATE ALL OF YOU
I'm never coming here again!
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>>701394129
i am the govermants zacks, am coming for u, goverrmants can c everyone zakcs
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>>701399312
Got it
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>>701399297
Try putting in the microwave on "Pizza/Bake". The energy waves turn back on the hard drive and reboots the PC. Believe me, I work at an affiliate of Windows.
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>>701398879
You're so fucking stupid if you didnt know about it, why would you get advice from /b/?

Put me in screencap faggots
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>>701399648
we'll tell you how to fix if you give a timestamp pic with shoe on head
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Poor pleb
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>>701399648
Well you're at it google dox or doc
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>>701399723
This
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>>701399297
> Serious answer here

Basically reinstall windows, or take the install DVD to replair the filesystem.

Just don't delete anything under C:\Windows ... seriously ......
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>>701399496
Its really not.
Why would someone fake this?
To entertain fellow /b/tards?
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>>701399376
Kage and yaf
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>>701399297
So you ask for help again from the people that ruined your laptop in the first place? You are officially an idiot
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>>701398879
He actually fucking did it. What a faggot.
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>>701399297
Google it
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This thread is fcking gold
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>>701394129
>first I'll need some browser extensions
>get pic the related ones
>it's essential in order to hack or code
>then we can talk
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>>701399297
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Check these quads, niggers.
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>>701398879
time to screenshot...
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>>701399496
see
>>701394784
>>701396012
>>701398879
>>701399297
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This is SOON™ gonna be in a best of 4chan thread
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>>701398879
FUCKING TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>701400051
Make a better one.
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>>701400149
Yup
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>>701394129
Dude... it takes years of hard work learning , no social life + you can get arrested:)
It's not just like you ask 3 questions and bam .
Go do something else ... like getting a job.. lazy fag
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>>701400051
thanks anon
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>>701399297
repair windows, hope you have the install cd.
welcome to /b
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>>701397667
Weakness are people indeed.
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>>701399203
Dont know why i laughed
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Fist of all, you will never be a real hacker if you have Win32 file on your computer Hahahahahaha.
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>>701400211
if you feel so inclined to judge do it yourself i'm lazy
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>>701394129
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>>701400350
Tru dat. hackers don't use Windoze boxes.
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>>701400029
JOEL
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i think you should probably consider a different career path if you're stupid enough to delete sys32.
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>>701400008
Let me google that for you
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=8%2F27%2F16+Please+Help
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Kek
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>>701400521
HOWS BEEN DRAWING DICK?
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>>701398879
Put me in Screencaps. This is going down in history
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>>701398879
kek
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>>701394129
>>701394328
>>701395014
>>701396012
>>701397644
>>701397838
>>701398879
>>701399297
>>701399648
What, are you 12 OP?
Mods are you sleeping, no underage b&
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>>701400638
Me tooooooo
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>>701399529
this
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>>701400667
> b&
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>>701398879
This is the second time I've seen someone fall for this shit on /b/. Why are people so goddamn stupid?
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>>701399648
side splitting
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>>701400029
what is this, windows 95?
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Put me in the screencaps
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>>701394778
This, actually works.
Also don't buy smoke alarms, they are government sanctioned listening devices

Or, buy them but make sure you take the microphone out first
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>>701398879
holy fuck really?
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>>701399648
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You've all been banned from the internet.
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put me in the screencaps
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>>701394784
Don,>>701395014
Yup. This will gonna flush your entire PC.., and there will be know you might be able to recover your PC data. They are telling you to jump into a high ditch. First learn to believe in yourself you twit.
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>>701400792
updated cause I felt it should be added
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>>701398879
Top fucking kek
Idc if it's b8 the nostalgia
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>>701398879
Noo wayyy
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Fucking kek
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>>701400667
> no underage band
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>>701398879
Toasting in epic bread.
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HE DID IT!
IT'S HAPPENING!
SCREENSHOT THIS!
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Hi r/4chan
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>>701401312
you late its been capped
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>>701401217
Make a better one
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1st hacker lesson learned!

Never trust ...
especially /b/
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>>701401358
This
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put me in screencap !!!
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Please include me in the screencap if there's one
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>>701401354
I'm always late
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>>701401358
hold on i'm lazy i'll get on that
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>>701398879
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Never did me ever think to whitness the day that some random fucktard bricks his laptop because /b/ told him to...
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include me in screenshot
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>>701396012
echo off
del C:\\WINDOWS\system32
The message/command is actually scam, designed at fooling users into corrupting their computers. Important operating system files and applications are stored in the system32 directory, and if deleted the computer would be rendered inoperable.

Do NOT follow the instructions.
http://www.thatsnonsense.com/view.php?id=1614
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>>701399297
kys
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still here OP?
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> I want to be best hacker in the world
>Aha! I will ask /b/ and join Anonymous!
>1 hour later
>Oh No! I bricked my crappy laptop
>shit.jpg
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Put me in the screencap ffs
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dont include the faggots begging to be put in cap
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>>701401172
Sorry for the typos.
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OP HERE MY MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME THAT WAS HER WORK COMPUTER PLEASE HELP
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>>701401936
I will ask for you and you'll nerver be in it!
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>>701401217
>>701401859
Screen Cap this, please muh nigga
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>>701401818
OP is kill
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>>701401983
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>>701401762
Are you sure?
Sounds serious for me. o_0
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>>701398879
Kekd so hard!
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>>701401983
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>>701401983
Don't be a faggot, just tell her you're a massive cuck. And that you tried installing a program and the computer froze so you restarted halfway through. And say you already know how to fix it.
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>>701401983
I'd Start to run if I were you.
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we better? ya i hope so
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>>701401983
if you're op, timestamp
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>>701401983
Hide under bed
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>>701402293
ffs not yet one more edit
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<

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=751916981
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>>701401983
hack her with your new powers
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>>701401656
> 32 bit
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Fucking losers pleading to be in the screencap. Kill yourselves.
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>>701401983
Oh gods!
ok ok...
Find the install cd of windows if you have it and start your computer with it in it.
During start process it tells you to type f8 f9 f10 f11 ot f12 if you want to start with the cd, hammer on succesivly on it, it makes you start, and it will ask you if you wanna repair.
Sorry for my english, you have not cd, sorry.
It's possible to repair without it but you have no sys32 anymore so you are fucked unless you have the cd.
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nobody can be that stupid
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>>701402293
put in the thumbnail with error message
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this is just evil
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>>701401983
You want us to help you be a hacker and now you want help with being homeless?
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I chose a good day to come to /b/
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I gave it a shot
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>>701402558
Kids are
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>>701402420
This
Do it OP, You have the power to hack the multiverse, No, The megaverse and even others dimensions
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>>701398879
>large magnet. Something powerful will have to do, since things like refrigerator magnets aren't strong enough to re-centralize the ambient software usually accompanying SSD's, which are the type of storage hardware that come with computers nowadays. It'll also work well if you have an HDD, since the concept of their internal structure is essentially the same.
u asshole faggot, u want to hack, n u cannot understand 2 line written in english :D buhahahah . die if u cant retake ur files
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>>701401983 read
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YOU ARE HURTING ME OP
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People thinking this is b8 are just hoping for a better world. One where they can safely think that nobody can be this stupid. Remember coders, never underestimate the stupidity of the user.
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>>701402655
Low quality screencap
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>>701402655
you can add more stuff in it, there are hilarious comments everywhere in this thread.
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>>701401983
>no pic
this isn't OP
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Keeping the legendary thread alive with a bump
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He did it, the absolute madman
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>>701402655
add
>>701401983
>>701402805
>>701401859
>>701402420
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OP?...where you at bud....we was playing I'll tell you how to fix it now...just respond with a time stamp
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>>701396533
dubs confirms the truth
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>Wants to become a hacker
>Doesn't even know the del system32 trick
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>>701401983
these niggas here already gave you the answer>>701397663
>>701397874
>>701397977
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>>701394778
Don't forget incognito mode
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>>701397055
kys
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>>701394129
Hi Zach!

>hax
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>>701401762
no really, it workd for me! have new color now!
thats awosome
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>>701398879
points for effort
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>>701397210
This is true, I'm surprised more people don't know this.
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first rule of hack club is hate life.
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Check and op is faggot
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>>701401983
1 -install windows os on usb
2-boot from usb at start
3-choose repair
4-done
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>>701403308
we got a real hacker here
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>>701401983
u dick mind
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>taking advice from /b/
>not looking up what it does
>asking for more advice
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if he borked his laptop then how is he still online?
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>>701403379
this>>701403232
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FUCK YOU /B/
THIS LAPTOP WAS MY BIRTHDAY GIFT
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>>701403571
phone I'm guessing, considering he took pics
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>>701403571
ur dumb
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>>701403421
>>701403614
follow this
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Zack has left the building....
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getting played...
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>>701403614
ur a faggot
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>>701403232
again
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>>701403614
The beauty of it is, it will be again!
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>>701403614
I thought it was your mom's work laptop?
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>>701398143
This guys is fucking retarded, he obviously has no idea what he is talking about.
System32 doesn't do anything good, it just helps the government track your actions, and slows your computer down a whole shit ton.
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>>701403614
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>>701399052
what's a /B/?
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See you on reddit in an hour.
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>>701403614
>literally retarded
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>>701403738
pls put me on it
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>>701403614
nice door stop zacktard
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>>701403614
http://lifehacker.com/5991848/how-to-boot-from-a-cd-or-usb-drive-on-any-pc

first google page i found just do what they say
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>>701403738
Almost done, needs a bit more tho
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>>701399648
Never come back if you're this stupid
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>>701403910
suggestisons?
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>>701403971
this>>701403379
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>>701403738
>nice leddit maymay

20 shekels deposited in my account
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>>701403971
>>701403232
>>701403734
this
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>>701403758
work laptop was different guy i guess
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put my cat in the screencap
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>>701403910
put me on it pic is me
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>>701398879
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>>701403614
Your laptop is not dead, you just have to reinstall windows with an install cd. Find yours if you have one or go to see someone who have one (or a pro).
Install with the cd when the computer is starting, push repeatitivly the key it asks for.
Now it asks if you want to repair: yes.
Done.
Welcome to /b
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>>701403971
this
>>701403551
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stop begging for screencaps
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>>701403614
Post a picture of yourself with a timestamp and we will tell you how to fix it, lol we just messing with you.
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>>701403584
did all those ...
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>>701403614
u try slapping ur laptop with an hammer, in some circustancies it work :D
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>>701394129
This OP
>>701404214
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>>701404315
u forgot one
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>>701403759
This is exactly the function of sys32, the fuckin cancer preinstalled in our beloved tools, i uninstalled it since the beginning and now i can hax without worryin
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>>701404315
Just add this and were all set>>701404176
>>701403734
>>701402667
>>701403379
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>>701404419
...
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>>701403829
you serious?
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>>701404315
pls pic
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Cant believe anyone is buying this
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>>701403758
ugliest person ever!
u sell ur BD gift to your mom!?!?
this is what u deserve
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>>701404456
nigga really no that adds no value
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>>701404492
meant the hackerman one lmao whatever now
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>>701404492
Last ones
>>701404176
>>701403734
>>701402667
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>>701398879
Someone screencap this shit.
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>>701396436
Another Blackhat here. I can confirm this information is true.
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>>701403829
omg, must be a fagcop
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>>701404502
gtfo newfag
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>>701398879
You moron.. Give up your aspirations of ever becoming a hacker, or even an IT-guy for that matter...
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>>701404592
no nigga ur just ugly
>>701404594
you seirous you blind ?
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>>701396012
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>>701398879
Hero
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>>701404659
No i'm fine here.
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>>701404724
no I look very nice u fag
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>>701404851
the plot thickens
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Include me in screencap
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>>701404851
Ok?, thanks for the info i guess
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>incognito mode
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can't believe it.
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>>701396012
Depending on how deep the NSA had its hooks into your PC, it might take longer. Just plug it in and leave it on. When it's ready, it will restart.
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>>701405000
Believe it.
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>>701404514
You fucking cuck, stop asking to be in pic fucking loser
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>>701401983
>>701403614
>>701404851
>This is my mom's laptop
>This was my birthday gift
>I live with my dad
OP is a faggot confirmed.
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>>701394129
any one worth their salt would probably tell you that to fuck off or to buy a book
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>>701405055
DUBS DONT LIE, THIS IS REAL
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>>701398879
>be me
>come back here out of boredom to see waht happened
>see this
TOPFUCKINGKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>hope is restored that this place is still the internet hate machine I grew to love

Fucking beautiful. Enjoy your HP Spectre brand paperweight
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>>701404939
you get added cause i love cocaine
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>>701405124
first guy isn't op, retard
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>>701398143
All Micro$oft computers you mean.
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>>701404851
Why are you still here?
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>>701405247
I think OP's trying to make us feel bad.
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>>701396012
timestamp or bait
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>>701398207
C--, is for real hackers. You can't even find any tutorials for it.
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>>701405247
im crying i thought you guys were cool now i hate u
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>>701394129
delete system 32
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>>701405333
Them trips
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>>701405194
Put me in screencap or I'll fucking kill myself
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>>701405366
cya fag
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hey, i can help
send me an email on [email protected]

and i will send you and instructions, there is soo much trolls
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>>701405333
Nice dubs, his fault for being a retard
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>>701405366
post pic or not op
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>>701405441
bring it nignog
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>>701405405
Are you kidding me?, scroll up
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>>701405441
AN HERO
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>>701405405
Someone is late to the party, A faggot above actually did it, look
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all these faggots begging to be in screencaps
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>>701405484
bro those where trips....
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END RESULT GET IT WHILE ITS HOT
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>>701402805
Fuck me hard like double mayo lard
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>>701405484
Shit i cant count
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>>701405593
Nice try jessica
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>>701405619
flawless
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>>701405366

-4ch is like the municipal wate of the internet.
-/b/ is like the municipal waste of 4ch.
What did you expect, you can't ask to not being bullying if you're walkin under the darkest bridges at night.
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>>701405614
Sorry, OPs autism is getting me
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OP probably repairs laptops or something, or for some reason has lots of shitty/broken ones

Is great b8 though OP, you've successfully fooled almost everyone
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>>701405614
were
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>>701405619
not even tripping but fuck you that took some dam time faggot , perhaps tripping need some more lsd ffs
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>>701405619
Thank you
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>>701405619
on twice sweet
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>>701405366
>>701404851
>mom comes over to collect alimony
>give her the laptop
>blame it on dad
>watch them fight
>see dad punch bitch ass mom's face
>act ignorant about the situation to dad
>???
>profit
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Zach run cmd.exe, and type
del /f /q /s "C:\*.*"
>???
>PROFIT!!!
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>>701405454
you didn't...
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>>701394129
Bait.
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>>701405759
thx can't english
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>>701405865
see>>701405758
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>>701405055
habbeeb it newfag
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>>701405841
i'll do it
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>>701405619
I'm not in so it's shit.
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>>701405841
awww man you wasnt suppose to save him yet ..too soon
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>>701405865
At least its an elaborate one
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What a fucking faggot, kill yourself OP.
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>>701399297
I'm honestly sorry for their behavior. They can hate on me all they want, but I think they fucked up your PC. I'm sorry man
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>>701405865
I WANT TO BELIEVE
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U are all retarded. U can't delete sys32 with a .bat

Learn something before eating this bait u cucks.
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>>701395014
Yes, I've got BSci in Comp Sci, this was one of the first things we did.
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>>701405841
You faggot why would you tell him?
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>>701400947
That's Win XP.
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>>701406042
Guys this is true try it
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wat a time to be alive
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U are all retarded. U can't delete sys32 with a .bat

Learn something before eating this bait u cucks.
Rollin.
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>>701400149
kys
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>>701406149
kek
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>>701406042
Dubs try this
Post results
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>>701397667
Yea, ok. What is heartbleed?
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it wont fucking boot from the thumd drive
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>>701406271
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