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I have always felt isolated from my local community and society in general, it was never a problem as I could come to /b and feel like I "fitted in", however, over the last few years /b has changed so much I now feel isolated on here too. So in an attempt to "feel at home again" amongst all the trap threads and boi pussy threads I have purchased an anal dildo and will shove it up my ass if this thread gets 88 posters in it. pic related.

TL;DR .... OP is a faggot and will deliver
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>>701391805
bump
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>>701392031
shit, can't bump own thread
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For fucks sake. You already bought the goddamn thing. Just get it over with, don't make your anal play a social media campaign. Quit being a whiny pussy and just live a little, you cunt.
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>>701392082
you already want it a post count isn't going to matter faggot.
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Post pics with timestamp.
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>>701392344
>>701392370
>>701392432
fuck you all, it's 88 or nothing
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toasting for sexual exploration.
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Hope you've got some lube
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No lube anon
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/b/ was always bad but it got even worse.
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Ah fuck it or it fucks you, which is the correct one?
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don't do it
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Hello
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>>701392707
yeah I have

>>701392836
I'm gonna be using lube

>>701392863
yup
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Post timestamp or face the sage
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>>701392988
winrar
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>>701392590

Then you might as well toss that thing in the trash and go write another tearful entry in your journal, cause no one here gives a flying fuck. Anal play is pretty boring, and your motivations are nonsense. If you think a piece of hard rubber up your ass is going to fix your autism, you're worse off than you think.
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>>701392868
well I guess as it isn't a "fucking machine" I'll be fucking myself with it
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>>701391805
is this normal now wtf
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Write "sage" in the options box to win $100 gift card to amazon
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>>701391805
>>701392590
You should seriously kill yourself if you'd sooner stick anal beads up your ass to fit in on /b/ then to learn a couple normie memes to fit in IRL
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>>701392988
>>701393065
nope and nope, have a little faith.
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>>701391805
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Bump for anal beads
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Good luck anon u going to post prof
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>>701393244
Nope. Sage nigger.
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>>701393080
it's actually quite supple silicone type material, hard rubber sounds a bit painful for a first time.
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>>701393292
if thread gets to 88 poasters I will take pics of said deed with timestamps etc but not before the magic 88
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>>701393392

Oh well then I guess that changes everything.
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Put it in your ass you fucking faggot
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>>701392972

Lube isn't always necessary. Just shit and wait an hour or so. Then shove a finger in and there should be a bit of mucus around the inside of the anus. When you take your finger out it should be pretty slippery from the music. Give yourself a rim job with the finger and you're ready to go.
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Roll
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>>701393541
nah, gotta agree with everything else apart from the hard rubber thing, I know it's sad but hey ho, my lifes crap so what the fuck, might as well do this.
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88 pls
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Got it
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Rolling
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What you're looking for is someone to offer to help.

I'll do it if you're in South Florida but I don'tb acknowledge safe words.
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43
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Heil hitler pls
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58
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>>701393605
maybe not necessary but I'll be using it anyway, Liquid Silk is the brand, apparently very popular among the gay community as it claims not to dry out.
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This this right
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1488 pls
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Helping the cause
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>>701393742
>>701393787
>>701393812
>>701393849
dunno why yer rollan, it aint a get type of thing, it's the number of seperate poasters in the thread which is currently 21.
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Test
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>>701393797
your little help, about 3000 miles away for a start
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deliever
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88 get
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>>701391805
I'll contribute to your sick desires OP.

Just sayin, most anons migrated to /pol/
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>>701394132
I will deliver, you are poaster 23, when we hit 88 my ass is gonna get reamed.
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Roll
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>>701391805
Deliver OP
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:)
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>>701394333
Checkd
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>>701394218
well that's good to know, maybe after I've destroyed my anus I'll swing by there and say hi
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>>701394282
We already did faggot ffs
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>>701394333
checkedddd
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roll
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Grow a pair and just admit your gay and quit kidding your self and get it overwith sooner than latter and take a real dick up your ass!
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+1
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Rollin
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+88
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We'll give you the replies anon. Just make sure you give us the delivery pic
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row
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OP won't deliver
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>>701394412
see
>>701394009
and read my original thread starting statement faggot
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>>701391805
Hope you bought something made of silicone, glass or metal
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>>701391805
OP is a raging faggot
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Put it in darger
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upvote
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>>701394701
yeah I will, currently 34 poasters in thread, when it hits 88 delivery will occur
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>>701394701
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>>701394732
it's silicone
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My son hits me
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DO IT
O
I
T
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>>701394788
if anyone "winrars" this please go back and read the post at the start
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>>701391805

I hope you bleed after ass fucking yourself
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>>701391805
Do it OP
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>>701394915
What exactly did you buy? The pic in OP?
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Roll
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>>701394928
yeah, really, my old man used to beat ten bales of shit out of me, maybe it's why I'm such a gigantic fuck up.
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Op you should start get undressed
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post++
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>>701391805
Do it boi
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>>701391805
Do it
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hope u
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post = post +1
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91
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88 posts now yes
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>>701391805
Wait, posts or posters?
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>>701395059
yup, pretty much, it's very slightly different to the pic but still close enough to be a fair representation
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>>701395298
Posters. OP is a nigger and isn't posting anything.
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>>701395298
posters, because OP is an attention whore
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Op is a lying faggot typical
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>>701395298
>>701395296
seperate individual poasters, please learn to read, I was quite clear at the start of the thread.

currently at 47
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OP faggot of the day
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>>701395366
op is not a nigger and I will deliver as already specified

>>701395437
yeah, pretty much what I feel like right about now, it's kinda fun too.

>>701395475
No I aint, delivery will occur at 88 poasters

currently at 48
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>>701395627
yup, one of the "glorious winged" variety
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timestamp picture of dildo in hand
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Im interested. Will help
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>>701395929
yup

>>701396023
No, delivery will occur.

Frankly I'm amazed given the prevelance of faggotry on this board that this thread hasn't reached it's target much much sooner, where the fuck are all the trap luvin, boi pussy showin, femenine penis owning faggots
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>>701395707
Ready?
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>>701396356
in /gif/
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>>701391805
get it in there op!! You beautiful bastard!!!
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>>701396396
ready as I'll ever be I guess, given that I've never stuck anything up my ass before I'm a little nervous but I suppose that just adds to the feeling of perversity.... currently at 50.... this is taking forever.
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>>701396356
>where the fuck are all the trap luvin, boi pussy showin, femenine penis owning faggots
would probably show up if you showed your "boipuccy" or howerver you spell it
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>>701396449
????? what ...... you want a gif of me ?????? I dunno how to compufy a gif so it'll be pics.

>>701396536
kekked
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>>701396644
chekked and it aint my spelling, I'm just trying to get along with the supposed crowd
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Do it op
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>>701391805
Well I'm off fucking my ass
have fun waiting OP
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>>701397152
you are 53, just gotta get to 88
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>>701397185
good for you buddy, enjoy heartily I guess.
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do it
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op how are you gonna delivar? livestream?
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Do it fag
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>If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

Is this all just leading up to a bad back to the future pun?
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Waiting patiently
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i believe in you op
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I think op should apply a sharpie in poops time stamp. Accompany that post along with a shoe on ass time stamp and then the main even with time stamp.
Since he seems keen on photos
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aww come on OP.
I knew you want it.
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>>701397439
just a series of timestamped pics, maybe requests for pics if popular, I don't actually know how to "livestream".

>>701397458
No, it's not leading up to a bad pun, it's leading up to me doing my ass with aforementioned dildo but the "seeing some serious shit" was my inspiration for picking the particular number.
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>>701391805
Delivar at 88 or mum kill asleep 2nite
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>>701397748
you literally pick a fucking place like chaturbate and then from there you only need a god damn CAMERA YOU RETARD.
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>>701397626
your thoughts are duly noted for when the time arrises.
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>>701397748
>No, it's not leading up to a bad pun, it's leading up to me doing my ass with aforementioned dildo but the "seeing some serious shit" was my inspiration for picking the particular number.

thatsthejoke.jpg
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>>701397773
none of that mother death in this thread thank you.

>>701397911
fuck off, I'm not retarded, I simply don't know how to "livestream" and have no desire to learn such a thing.
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>>701397926
are you as hot as mainlyusedforwalking(DOT)tumblr(DOT)com
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>>701398095
seriously, it's no joke and I'm kinda hoping there won't be any actual shit involved though I suppose some trace amount might be inevitable
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>>701398185
Tumblr? Get the fuck out
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>>701398126
OP we're going to turn you into a complete slut. Because deep down you know you want buckets of neck beard cum streaming down your throat
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>>701398268
it's a porn blog you alt-right Milo Yiannopoulos prompting tool
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>>701398266
did you do an enema?
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do it
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>>701398266
>I'm kinda hoping there won't be any actual shit involved

Heh. You really haven't done this before.
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>>701398185
while I have no attraction to traps I can see why your linked trap would appeal to many of a certain persuasion so I can with some reasonable amount of certainty safely say most probably not, on a side note I'm kind of surprised that no-one else has enquired as to my "appearance". This is possibly not going to be the delivery that some might be hoping for but it will be delivered nonetheless.
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op is a fag
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>>701398778
> I can see why your linked trap would appeal to many of a certain persuasion so I can with some reasonable amount of certainty safely say most probably not
man it's going to be more hilarious for me to watch this way
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>>701398398
nope, I find the thought of another guys cum anywhere near me quite repulsive.

>>701398558
no, I had a really good bowel movement about 2 hours ago though so I'm hoping my innards are reasonably empty

>>701398717
Indeed I have no experience in this kind of thing, this dildo will be the very first thing to travel through my anus in the "wrong" direction so to speak.
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>>701398666
devil checkeddddd
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OP IS A FAG HE WONT POST
143 replies and counting
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>>701398864
You win!

DO IT OP!
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>>701399298
posters you retard
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>>701399161
>>no, I had a really good bowel movement about 2 hours ago though so I'm hoping my innards are reasonably empty

Sheldor?
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>>701399298
Its the number of posters you autistic fuck
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K
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>>701399011
yeah..... it may not be the prettiest thing you'll ever see but you can at least all laugh at me while I laugh at myself for doing this

>>701399298
How thick are you, for the umpteenth time this is about "quantity of individual poasters", currently 61 you unbelievable dolt.
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>>701391805
Posted
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>>701399354
facepalm
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>>701399580
but are you roasted?
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is OP even cute? pic

i dont care if a fatty sticks shit up their ass

also..wtf. you think there werent tons of trany and boy pucci threads a few years ago?
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>>701399666
god damn I got me some devil trips, devil trips, large dildo and a bottle of lube beside me..... it's a sign /brethren

63 and counting
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>>701399854

how u make number see?
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>>701399776
the amount was usually contained to about 1 at a time now they're constantly being posted
/b/ros are definitely getting gayer
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wow this is pretty good.
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>>701399776
cute would be an extreme stretch of a description of me, tell you the truth I dont even know what my ass looks like, it might be quite nice lookin to some or it might be one gigantic hairy old mess down there, aint ever seen it, don't ever care to. I'm just some average guy and never claimed to be anything else. I disagree with "tons" of threads though, there were a always a fair smattering but nothing like todays prevelance.
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OP is a fag and wont deliver
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67
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>>701400000
fuck a fucking duck with a hand grenade, them some fine numberoonies you got there. Makes my devtrips look a bit weak if I'm totally honest.
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>>701399558
>>701399364
today on autismo news 2 newfags get baited by a nigger
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>>701391805
Let's go, boys...
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>>701400170
well I'm awfully glad you find it entertaining

>>701400239
yes, I am apparently about to become a raging faggot and I will deliver though the more I think about it ..... it deffinately aint gonna be "pretty".
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Is that a sexy Karambit?
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>>701400000
zero
0
zero
0
zero
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>>701391805
Hey !
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>>701400671

why 88?
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>>701400671
awww yeah ..... 68..... just 20 poasters to go
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>>701391805
71
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>>701400671
how over weight are you?
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>>701392988
WINRAR!!!!!
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>>701400795
have you not read the thread, 88 because when we hit 88 we're gonna see some serious shit.

It appears /b is filled with as many idiots as it is faggots
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Come on anon. Do you want stuff to fap to?
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>>701400948
dumbass
>88 posters
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>>701401057
Ooopps got too excited faggot!!
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Fuck off OP, nobody gives a flying fuck.
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>>701400915
slightly, nothing horrific or noteworthy, if you're familiar with the term I'm sort of "Builtfat", you know, chubby but years of hard labour means there's a fair bit of muscle underneath too or 12st 9lbs on a 5'7" stocky frame.
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>>701401001

yeah but why 88 and not 69? or 50 or 10 or none?

why not just post the dildoing and be done with it?
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One more for the cause
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>>701401246
thanks for your valuable input, now go and be an obnoxious twat elsewhere please.
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>>701401397
because life my friend
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OP is pathetic
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>>701401397
oh just read the fucking thread will you, it's all been amply explained
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> Inb4 we get pruned by the mods
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do it op
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>>701401557

Right but why 88?
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Das post
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88
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>>701401531
I think I established that by making the thread in the first place but thanks for pointing out the blindingly obvious for the benefit of all the idiots
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>>701401637
follow a simple instruction..... READ THE THREAD
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this is a post
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>>701401705

>be me
>life sucks
>butt stuff
>therefore 88

great logic
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steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=751916981
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What number are we at?
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>>701401915
80
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>>701401915
Shwifty five
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Help the cause!
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>>701401915
80..... or you could just see for yourself at the bottom right corner of the page
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Do it faggot
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op do your duty
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>>701402125
>>701402137
yes and yes, 82 now
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5 more come on
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post for faggot OP who wont deliver anyway
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>>701402260
HOW CAN ONE HUMAN BEND LIKE THAT
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>>701402260
that is impressive
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>>701402260
im jelly
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>>701402260
OP next week
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roll
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OP is probably testing it out before posting which he will never post cause he is a nigger
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Sah dude
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>>701391805
i'm poster #85 shove it deep and hard faggot
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hi
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ok
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>>701402231
cool, that's kinda representative of how I feel on occasion if we can assume that the tree represents my sense of self worth.

83..... just 5 more poasters and I get to experience anal for the very first time, I am getting kind of excited which I didn't really expect.
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88!
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WE DID IT
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Do it faggot
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>>701391805
>222 / 26 / 89 /1

slam it, faggot
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YAS QUEEN YAS
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ITT: Op is not delivering
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>>701402497
you sir are correct, we have indeed reache dthe magic number.

There will be a short delay now while I ready myself etc etc so I shan't be typing for a little while.

Please all of you kind /btards do bear with me.
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Go fuck yourself op
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>>701402469

it's gonna feel like pooping...but backwards!
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OP, I swear to god you faggot, do the right thing and shove that silicon thing up there - or forever be marked as a coward. And include timestamps, goddammit.
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>>701402772
stop being such a faggot and shove it up there
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>>701402755
good lord, give me half a moment you silly fellow

back with picks in a couple of mins.
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85 posters, ready the lube
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>>701402779
He is about to
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>>701402772
inb4 OP won't delivar
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>>701402772
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU PREPARE THE DAMN PICTURES DURING THE FUCKING BUILD UP
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>>701402993
because he is a fag
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well op is shit we gave him a good thread and it feels lime betrayl
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take ur time sweet cheeks
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>>701403134
Ready yer pitchforks, boy-o
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>>701403134
Have faith my young son our faggot lord OP Shall bless us his faggotry shoving a dildo up his ass
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>>701403317
YOU GET OUT WITH THOSE -o's THIS AIN'T FUCKING REDDIT
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wow such faggotry much anticipation
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>>701402967 right
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OP here, fuck you fags, not happening.
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Deliver please op
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>>701404075
way to troll
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>>701404075
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING NEWFAG!!
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>>701402993
because the "event" was dependant on reaching 88 poasters you unassailably ignorant oaf

Anyhow, the pics are in and really really really aint pretty and I don't have a fucking clue why anyone would do this for pleasure, hurt like a fucker even with a hit ton of lube.

You certain you wanna see the pics, they're pretty fucking horrid, shit everywhere.
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>>701396785
Dont flatter yourself OP.
He meant to say that all the faggots are in gif.
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>>701404132
sauce?
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>>701404075
you sir are not Op, I am and I have a very sore ass to prove it.
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>>701404182
Oh noooo, summerfag called me a new fag, oh nooooo
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use jelly butt plug next time
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>>701391805
Ok cums
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>>701404248
well in the context you posted it would be evident that you were already thinking about committing to anal play fuck off
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U must post OP
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>>701404357

supposedly a trap... dunno, hot either way
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>>701404248
YOU obviously weren't trying to relax the muscle or horny when you put it in if that is the case
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>>701404248
Not real OP, I am. Sorry for the delay, enjoyed it so much i had to keep going. Pics coming soon
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I went away for a while, thought I missed it but it hasn't ~__~
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>>701404783
lies on lies
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>>701404677
don't care, do you have the sauce or not
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I wish the id system was still on /b/
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>>701404357
>>701404677
not a trap

sophiekitten
or kittensophie

she's a camgirl on mfc
tumblr is or was ihatethebeach
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skeet skeet muthafucka
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Wonder how long OP will deliver pics before "spidey" might come and derail this thread... I'm scared.
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>>701404924
Ill give you my secret sauce, faggot.
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Bump, waiting for delivar
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and i was naive enough to think that i will be able to fap on this tread!
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Not going to happen, look at the posts, it will hit post 150 before he posts, so he doesn't have to :(
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Just waitin' here for some OP boi pussi
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>>701405025
Right meow damn it
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OP here. Fuck this. You all are sick fuckers. The pictures are gross. I'm not posting them. And I'm not going to make new ones.
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>>701405569
you never made any to begin with... also is that a meme?
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>>701405243

no
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>>701405885
I made them. But the lighting is really bad and it's not sexy at all.
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