I have always felt isolated from my local community and society in general, it was never a problem as I could come to /b and feel like I "fitted in", however, over the last few years /b has changed so much I now feel isolated on here too. So in an attempt to "feel at home again" amongst all the trap threads and boi pussy threads I have purchased an anal dildo and will shove it up my ass if this thread gets 88 posters in it. pic related.
TL;DR .... OP is a faggot and will deliver
For fucks sake. You already bought the goddamn thing. Just get it over with, don't make your anal play a social media campaign. Quit being a whiny pussy and just live a little, you cunt.
Then you might as well toss that thing in the trash and go write another tearful entry in your journal, cause no one here gives a flying fuck. Anal play is pretty boring, and your motivations are nonsense. If you think a piece of hard rubber up your ass is going to fix your autism, you're worse off than you think.
Lube isn't always necessary. Just shit and wait an hour or so. Then shove a finger in and there should be a bit of mucus around the inside of the anus. When you take your finger out it should be pretty slippery from the music. Give yourself a rim job with the finger and you're ready to go.
op is not a nigger and I will deliver as already specified
yeah, pretty much what I feel like right about now, it's kinda fun too.
No I aint, delivery will occur at 88 poasters
currently at 48
timestamp picture of dildo in hand
Im interested. Will help
No, delivery will occur.
Frankly I'm amazed given the prevelance of faggotry on this board that this thread hasn't reached it's target much much sooner, where the fuck are all the trap luvin, boi pussy showin, femenine penis owning faggots
get it in there op!! You beautiful bastard!!!
ready as I'll ever be I guess, given that I've never stuck anything up my ass before I'm a little nervous but I suppose that just adds to the feeling of perversity.... currently at 50.... this is taking forever.
I think op should apply a sharpie in poops time stamp. Accompany that post along with a shoe on ass time stamp and then the main even with time stamp.
Since he seems keen on photos
just a series of timestamped pics, maybe requests for pics if popular, I don't actually know how to "livestream".
No, it's not leading up to a bad pun, it's leading up to me doing my ass with aforementioned dildo but the "seeing some serious shit" was my inspiration for picking the particular number.
you literally pick a fucking place like chaturbate and then from there you only need a god damn CAMERA YOU RETARD.
>No, it's not leading up to a bad pun, it's leading up to me doing my ass with aforementioned dildo but the "seeing some serious shit" was my inspiration for picking the particular number.
are you as hot as mainlyusedforwalking(DOT)tumblr(DOT)com
OP we're going to turn you into a complete slut. Because deep down you know you want buckets of neck beard cum streaming down your throat
>I'm kinda hoping there won't be any actual shit involved
Heh. You really haven't done this before.
while I have no attraction to traps I can see why your linked trap would appeal to many of a certain persuasion so I can with some reasonable amount of certainty safely say most probably not, on a side note I'm kind of surprised that no-one else has enquired as to my "appearance". This is possibly not going to be the delivery that some might be hoping for but it will be delivered nonetheless.
> I can see why your linked trap would appeal to many of a certain persuasion so I can with some reasonable amount of certainty safely say most probably not
man it's going to be more hilarious for me to watch this way
nope, I find the thought of another guys cum anywhere near me quite repulsive.
no, I had a really good bowel movement about 2 hours ago though so I'm hoping my innards are reasonably empty
Indeed I have no experience in this kind of thing, this dildo will be the very first thing to travel through my anus in the "wrong" direction so to speak.
yeah..... it may not be the prettiest thing you'll ever see but you can at least all laugh at me while I laugh at myself for doing this
How thick are you, for the umpteenth time this is about "quantity of individual poasters", currently 61 you unbelievable dolt.
cute would be an extreme stretch of a description of me, tell you the truth I dont even know what my ass looks like, it might be quite nice lookin to some or it might be one gigantic hairy old mess down there, aint ever seen it, don't ever care to. I'm just some average guy and never claimed to be anything else. I disagree with "tons" of threads though, there were a always a fair smattering but nothing like todays prevelance.
well I'm awfully glad you find it entertaining
yes, I am apparently about to become a raging faggot and I will deliver though the more I think about it ..... it deffinately aint gonna be "pretty".
slightly, nothing horrific or noteworthy, if you're familiar with the term I'm sort of "Builtfat", you know, chubby but years of hard labour means there's a fair bit of muscle underneath too or 12st 9lbs on a 5'7" stocky frame.
cool, that's kinda representative of how I feel on occasion if we can assume that the tree represents my sense of self worth.
83..... just 5 more poasters and I get to experience anal for the very first time, I am getting kind of excited which I didn't really expect.
you sir are correct, we have indeed reache dthe magic number.
There will be a short delay now while I ready myself etc etc so I shan't be typing for a little while.
Please all of you kind /btards do bear with me.
because the "event" was dependant on reaching 88 poasters you unassailably ignorant oaf
Anyhow, the pics are in and really really really aint pretty and I don't have a fucking clue why anyone would do this for pleasure, hurt like a fucker even with a hit ton of lube.
You certain you wanna see the pics, they're pretty fucking horrid, shit everywhere.