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Who and why?
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Probably the guy with the gun, but it depends on what kind of gun he has. If it's a .308 or bigger and semi-automatic then him for sure. Otherwise the grizzly.
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>>701378988
The harambes
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>>701378988
the human with a gun, deadliest predator the world has ever known
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>>701379575

Wow dude you are such a poet man. Look guys fucking Aristotles over here. Why don't you go and fuck a tree you enviroment activist son of a bitch?
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>>701378988
i chose human
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>>701380454
Anon! Play nice!
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>>701378988
This: >>701379473 (obviously depending on the type of gun and tge number of rounds at disposition)

Plus, considering that the armed guy has to protect me, he would be the first one to die between the two of us. If he dies I can pick up his gun and gear and use it, if the bear dies protecting me I can't pick its "weapons".
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>>701378988
I'm torn between wolves and bears, but probably wolves
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>>701378988
15 wolves. no question. hardest fight would be the lions but the numbers will rule the day
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1,000 rats. A guy with a gun cant do shit against that.
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>>701381457
He can just stomp them you faggot
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>>701381457
mice. boots bruh.
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>>701380454
What the fuck does that have to go with being an environmentalist faggot? Humans literally are the deadliest predators in the world, you moron, and it should stay that way.
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50 hawks could easily kill the man. If he has a normal rifle he may kill a couple but the other 48 would rip him apart
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ye
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>>701381831
my nigger. give me the hawks
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>>701381831
forreal good luck reloading when you have two angry wounded bears and 15 wolves running at you
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>>701381651
>>701381656
There's 1,000 of them. He might get a couple of stomps in before they swarm him.
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>>701378988
The human depending on the gun.
If it's a low caliber gun the gorillas.
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>>701381970
what the fuck are talking about, man?
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hawks. If they are trained properly, they can scout ahead, and tell me about surrounding. I just have to adjust my tactics based on that intel. Hawks can also easily hunt down rabbits for me to eat.
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>>701381351
Wolves can't even kill a human by themselves, how the fuck do you except them to kill grizzly bears, lions, gorillas and crocodiles? Go back to jerking off in your wolf fursuit, you furfag.
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>>701382012
yep. patrick ewing is a bad nigger
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>>701382191
he a wild boy, coach, he a wild boy
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>>701382113
i'm saying choosing one dude with a rifle to defend you from all of the above is retarded. I'll take the hawks or the wolves
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>>701381970
Seems like you don't understand what he said
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>>701378988
1000 rats.
By the time the others get to me it'll be 1000000 rats
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>>701382155
>wolves can't even kill a human by themselves
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What gun does the human have? If he's got an assault rifle I'll take that.

But if he's going with like a single shot bolt action rifle or something I'll take the Harambes.
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>>701382331
word is born
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>>701378988
I'm going with the 9 crocs. They could each kill all of the other animals with ease. Including the human, once he's dead I got a gun and 9 crocs so I kind of win. Plus I'm over 300 lbs so all I need to kill the rats is just walk. Don't even need to stomp
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>>701382155
15 wolves could easily kill a human they hunt in packs for a reason and the crocodile is basically useless if I'm far enough in land i can sit in a tree
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>>701380454
aaaah look a mad amerifat
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>>701382415
Wut
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>>701382008
just keep running
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>>701381351
How would a wolf even kill a crocodile much less gorillas or lions?
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>>701379575

FUcking bullshit nigger a human with a tank is way more deadly.
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>>701378988
Rats.

You faggots have never experienced a flood of them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWVw-j8eYSk
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>>701379575
>>701381774
pretty much this
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>>701382444
crocs don't do shit on land.
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>not choosing 1000 rats
lmao rats would win every time
other animals can only kill so many rats at once. you'd get swarmed and killed. you only need like 50 rats to get to your protector fights off the other 950. dont underestimate rats, they may be small, but they bite like a motherfucker
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>>701378988
only one of those choices can kill from a distance
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>>701382521
my dog atrious, flooded
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>>701382553
ahh now thats bullshit man
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>>701382521

Yeah but that won't do you any good when the human snipes your ass from 1000 yards away then sits back and watches mouse vs bear while he smokes a cigarette.

Also there's that chance you can get hanta virus.
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>>701382521
HUmans are rats best friend. They feed em, thats why rats like to live in big cities.
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can any lowlife on here tell me how i can change my flag on /pol/ ? what v p n could i use ?
im going overseas soon. i'll dump something nice in return for you.
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>>701382504
are you delayed?
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>>701382757
nice reasoning there, faggot
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>>701382553
OK, go up to a croc on land and see how useless they are. Fucking retard.
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>>701378988
I'd definitely take the 1000x mouse. They populate super fast. They would multiply in 1 year to a million. They would annihilate anything and everything. Also they carry deadly diseases and have large numbers.
Way 2 easy.
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>>701382801
crunchy nigger spool. look into it.
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>>701379473
Good luck shooting 1000 mice
Or 50 hawks
Also if he dies there's probably going to be a very pissed off animal between you and the gun
Gorilla master race
#harembe
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>>701378988
>>701379575
>>701380565

Anyone who picks the gun with the gun is retarded.

Get lions, bears or wolves, get them to all charge at the guy with the gun at the same time, after they kill him, pick up his gun and use it. Now you have a guy with a gun (you) + whatever other animals you originally picked.
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>>701382859
umm...have you ever heard croc-hunter? that australian guy..faggot.
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>>701382931
dirty nigger lover.
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>>701382448
... so the hunter can take pot-shots at you in the tree and the birds can peck your eyes out.
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>>701379575
House cats are pretty bad too
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>>701382923
fuck you im not posting as a frog from now
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>>701378988

Assuming that the animals don't all come at once obviously the guy with the gun.
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>>701378988
Either way you're fucked.
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>>701382152
you speak hawk?
you can train them in the time it takes a swarm of animals to rush you?
cool guy
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You have to pick the human because if you dont pick the human the human with a gun is against you. harambe vs a gun. we know how that ended. None of these animals are going to eat a bullet for you. Youre dunzo.
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What caliber is the gun and who is using it?
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>>701378988
I think in this scenario you are pretty much equally fucked no matter which option you pick
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1000 rats for the win. 1000 rats could kill any of these motherfuckers
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>>701383112
They do all come at once, not 1 by 1 to be picked off, that'd be retarded
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Choosing the hunter to attack you is easy mode. The only choice that the hunter stands a chance against is the two gorillas, and that depends on what kind of gun he has. Actually this entire thing is so unbalanced no matter what you pick.

I choose 2 gorillas trying to kill me and 50 falcons defending because that clusterfuck would be fun to see.
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>>701383277
What part of the word "protect" don't you understand?
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>>701382992
Did I miss the part of the question where you are a fucking druid who can control animals with your brain
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>>701383277
fucking hell, what a fucking idiot
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>>701383277
Crocs will deflect most caliber ammunition. Unless you are point blank and hit their weak point but that's almost impossible when they're trying to kill you
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>>701382444
How the fuck are crocs supposed to kill the hawks
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>>701378988
YOU CANT CHOOSE THE HUMAN WITH THE GUNA U FUCKING RETARDS ONE GUN CANT BEAT 3 GRIZZLEYS 3 LIONS 2 GORILLAS 1000 RATS 15 WOLVES AND 9 CROCODILES U FUCKS
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>>701383466
You could trivially outrun nine crocodiles unless you were hindered in some way
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>>701383583
wat
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>>701383466
comprehension is your strong suit, is it? you fucking worm
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>>701383227
only one of those animals listed can be trained by humans, and it's the hawk as they have similar brain function as dogs. (humans can't be trained by humans because humans have will, which hawks don't have)
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>>701383277
>>701378988
THE BEST CHOICE HERE IS THE 2 GORILLAZ WHICH WILL CARRY U UP TO A TRY, THERE U CAN FEND OFF THE BEAR UNTIL HE GOES AWAY, AND THE RATS WHICH CAN BE SMASHED AND WIPED FROM TREE.
LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE CAN ATTACK U UP THERE.

GODDAMIT UR ALL SO FUCKING RETARDED
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>>701382398
Wolves are pack animals for a reason, you fucking idiot. They can't kill anything by themselves, the average wolf is only about 30 kgs, while the average human man is around 90 kgs. The man just needs to kick it once in the head and it's dead.
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>>701379575
>thinking you can kill most of these animals with one shot.
Human is the most faggot predator the world has ever known, even if we hadn't develop conscience and just be "another" mammal, we would be completely fucked
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This question is stupid because they would all just kill you no matter what you choose
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>>701383633
Depending on the croc they can run up to 22 mph and they have more stamina than you so they'll eventually catch up
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>>701383858
OH YA WWN THE HUMAN TRIES TO SHOOT YOU THE GORILLA WILL SUICIDE AND GO TO KILL HIM
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>>701383651
croc tactics u know
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>>701383858
>he doesn't know that hawks fucking fly
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>>701378988
1000 rats any day, everything there would be helpless to stop the swarm.
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>>701383996
THEY CANT FLY THROUGH TREES U FAGGOT
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It was supposed to be three gorillas until that bastard with the rifle iced my boy. His brothers will have their vengeance.

We kill the hunter first. #dicksout
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>>701378988
Fuck all those options. I choose magma x1.
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>>701382444
Crocs are too slow on land, the gunman could easily just shoot them all before they're even close to him, it would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
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>>701378988
the rats vs the guy duh
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Crocs and wait it out in the middle of a pond. Most things will drown trying to get to me. Those that don't will get their shit pushed back into their buttholes by the crocs.
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>>701383918
humans can run up to 28 mph, 44 km/h
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>>701383886
>even if we hadn't developed [reason for success of man] we would just be "another" mammal, we would be completely fucked

No shit, brains and tools are the reason we are what we are. It ain't all about size and power, my negroid friend.
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>>701383876
You've never seen a would have you? Also they can weigh up to 120 pounds and its very rare for a human to kill a wolf without a gun so a kick to the head would barely phase it and probably just piss it off. Btw a wolf if filled with adrenaline can probably take up to three bullets until it finally goes down
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>>701384073
In an enclosed space 1000 rats would be alarming. But their easy to counter in the open, thanks to the beauty of human ingenuity.

Have you, my friend, ever heard of fire?
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>>701383886
All you retards not picking human.

The fact is nothing on that list will defend you from that human shooting you in the head from 100 yards out.

Though in reality you're fucked no matter who you pick so you might as well not pick the human so he can end your life quickly.
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>>701382553
they can run faster than you
they can jump a few meters too
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>>701378988
Wolves. I need that gun and they could kill that guy depending on the situation so I get a gun and some wolves. Unless the mice/rats have a hivemind. If so, I choose mice.
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>>701384173

Usain Bolt, the fastest man alive, can run at 44km/h. Anyone in this thread sure as shit can't.
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>>701384079
bet not, motherfucker
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>>701384143
it's easy to choose crocs, coz no-one dares to attack them below sea where they really show their strength.
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>>701384224
None of the combatants have fire tho, and the battlefield wasn't stated so I imagine it's wherever our ally is naturally found.
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>>701378988
The guy with the gun. Seriously it is a fucking human man we can outsmart these animals.
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>>701384172
Human would shoot you from across the pond.

If we can choose the arena I'm saying definitely on top of a cliff or mesa or some type of spire or some shit and let the human rain bullets down on these beasts.
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>>701384312
i can run 43 kmh.
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>>701384173
Long enough to run from a born predator?
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>>701384349
yeah i dont man, you ever got bit by a fucking grasshopper?
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rats or mice? because a thousand fucking rats will kill all of these
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>>701384219
Wolf*
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>>701384432
Savage
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>>701378988
any way you're dead

one hunter with a gun can't keep off 9 crocs and 3 lions if they all have a go at the same time... but if you chose anything else he can just hang back and shoot you
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Do you faggots not even realise this is a troll post? No matter which one you pick, you lose, the odds of being overwhelmed is SO high, essentially the only way not to be insta killed is by picking the gunman, but how the fuck are you gonna win with a swarm of animals coming at you? Consider the fact that it doesn't even say you're armed either. So basically the argument is who would win between

A gunman vs 1k rats, 3 bears, 50 hawks, 15 wolves, a bull, 3 lions, 9 crocs and 2 fuck off gorillas


If you choose the gun man and an unarmed /b/tard you have special needs
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>>701384629

I live in an apartment on the 16th floor. The only one of those things that could even reach me is the human.
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>>701384441
Do you not think human beings are born predators? A few thousand years of civilization didn't undo a few million years of evolution. We might not be the fastest but we can sure as shit run the longest. We didn't get to the top of the food chain by luck.
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>>701384432
For maybe one second.
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>>701384629
>implying
Rats win every single time, nothing can stop a rampaging swarm of that magnitude.
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1000 rats
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>>701384210
Let's call it evolution.
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>>701384629
hey fuck you
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>>701384771

>50 Hawks
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>>701384441
Humans are the greatest long distance land travelers. We used to hunt just by out running our prey 'till they got tired. A normal and healthy human can run for 24 hours, while fit ones can run for 48. Hawks may be a problem though.
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>>701384441
if humans really wanted, they could kill all predators with simple button press. rats are difficult to destroy, so i pick rats. THey can spread dangerous viruses also, remember dark ages?
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>>701384915
>A window
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>>701378988
Wolves to protect. The pack will have my back while I sort out the hunter. Take the crock with his rifle while the pack takes care of the larger animals. Afterward, myself and the remainder of the pack will feast on the rats
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>>701384871

That maybe so, but it's impossible to win due to the gunman, you'd be dead before the rats even reached him
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>>701384915

My balcony has steel venetians/louvers all around. I can move them away, but the lock in place when shut.
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>>701385002
>implying you never have to leave
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>>701378988
Shit. This was realy hard.
Ofc it depends on alot of things.
The terrain. Are we in a field? In the middle of a lake? In a house?
What kinds of guns do the hunter have? Both if defending or attacking taht realy affects the choice.
And are the animals in any way intelligent... well more intelligent?
Will the mice still go for the kill, even if a bunch of other scary animals are there?

Either way, you are fucked.
Didn't pick hunter? GL HF as he shoots you from 200meters away while your 2 gorillas are tackilng 7 bulls and 3 bears, all the while 50 hawks (falcons?) are pecking your eyes out.

tl;dr cool litle game, but you are fucked.
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>>701384312
and only for 100m
go to any real distance and the speed drops significantly
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>>701384771
rats can, and will, swim to your house through sewer system and finally through your toilet.
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>>701385002

Okay, but the idea is to win, right? The only way to kill the hawks is too shoot them so you either have to shoot the window through or open it and you'd be overwhelmed in seconds
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>>701385052
Depends on where the fight takes place. If everything just spawns on you, yeah you're fucked. But if they all start say 2 miles away while you start where you are not with your chosen defender you have a chance.
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>>701378988
i princess kenny chose my rat wave

i shale eat them alive with my awesome rat attack and if it fails ill just use the stick of truth
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>>701378988
Rats > Hunter
Falcons > Rats
Wolves > Falcons
Lions > Wolves
Grizzlies > Lions
Crocs > Grizzlies
Oxen > Crocs
Gorillas > Oxen
Hunter > Gorillas

It's a trick question.
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>>701378988
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/air-sprays
LOVE
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JUST PICK THE FALCONS
GET THEM TO GRAB THE GUYS GUN
THE COME BACK AND LIFT U IN THE AIRBAND U FLY OFF

THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER U RETARDS
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>>701385147

16th floor.....

Theres a whole lot of air filled drain pipe between my toilet and the sewer below.
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>>701384598
nothing says I can't take my guns too
2 men with semi-autos would have a chance
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>>701385211
You are part of it too, as is your current location and tools. I'd go with rats since I'm indoors. I can deal with the hawks myself once the other issues are dealt with.
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>>701385150

Steel louvers... i can shoot out, but they cant get in.
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>>701384795
Yea we got to the top because of our brains but see not everyone is a cave dwelling oonka chunka negro, people may be evolved but they got extremely lazy and nowhere in hell can run the longest especially since birds are known to fly half way across the world without stopping
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>>701385273
those arnt falcons you idiot, theyre niggers
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>>701384219
Yeah, sure. Is that what they told you in furaffinity? If something is +3 times bigger than you and if that something kicks you, guess what, you're dead. Wolves aren't some super animal, they're weak overglorified wild dogs who need to be in groups because otherwise they'd get their asses kicked.
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>>701385176
you all start 10 meters by 10 meters room, and no doors.
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>>701378988
Best reason to pick the human is to keep it from hunting you.

Otherwise would choose wolves. Could give me enough time to reach my car, drive to my dad's place and hop in the tracter. Then I would be safe from all the other critters.
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>>701385015
the bears, bulls, lions or crocks would easly destroy the wolves
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>>701385279
i have seen it, iam a pipe fixer by profession.
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>>701382155
wolfs are like 150 pounds
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>>701385416
Well then it's a dumb question. You can't win. Rat swarm might save you, but still, those parameters make this whole thing an idiotic non-starter.
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>>701385000
So you can walk up to a random anon and ask him can he run for 24 hours and he'll say it'll be cake bc I know a few long distance runners and the max they can run is around 16-18 hours
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>>701385150
whack with stick
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>>701385417
It's not just about being safe. They are all still trying to kill you and you have to deal with issues like not starving. Plus those rats and gorillas have a good chance of getting in.
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>>701385547
Yes you can, you just have to choose wisely as op's image says.
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Anyone not choosing rats is retarded.

The human can't fight them, unless he has 1,000 bullets and reloads at the speed of sound as well as being the greatest marksman the world has ever seen.
The large animals would be swarmed and dead within seconds.
The Hawks would be the wildcard, but even they can only kill 2 rats in one dive, and if they get jumped on their done. In the end id probably deal with them myself.

Rats>all
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>>701385001
What button because all he has is a gun, if you wanna add things I want my rats to all be part of the mafia and have little knives and guns and also know some sort of super rat ability
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>>701385566
Never said it was easy, just that we can do it.
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>>701385677
No, you can't. Name one choice that could save you.
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>>701378988
HERES ANOTHER ANSWER
PICK CROCODILES U GET IN ONES STOMACH THEY TAKE U FAR AWAY IN RIVER FROM HUMAN WITH GUN
THEN U ESCAPE
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50 Hawks. Then I'll gut the alligators for their his and wrap myself within it. Then I'll use a tree to jump on the gun guy and fuck him in the ass to let the other animals know who the king of this jungle is bby. And I'll win....they'll all just say "fuck this I'm not getting raped" and leave. Then I can feed a Cajun family for months and steal their daughter to sell to middle eastern men on the black market. OH FUCK 1000 FUCKING MICE. Oh shit they're in the form of a man. Then when I'm at my weakest SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Then Hawks would fucking hard counter those mousy sons of duck fucks
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>>701385714
This.
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>>701385547
bitch I got quads and can into the goat tower
add hunter and I'm sweet
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>>701385798
crocs, you hide underneath and they'll deal with the animals. other animald could'nt do shit coz crocs armor is very tough.
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>>701382155
>can't even kill humans by themselves
Are you a fucking retard? Do you have any idea what a single alpha can do the perfect size? Also read the numbers there are 15 of them
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>>701385670
With 1k rats that are smart enough to want to kill me, they may be smart enough to try amd disable the tracter. If so some may get into the cabin, but not a dangerous amount. Biggest risk is then disabling it and stranding me in their.

The gorrillas would have to be priority one. They could fuck the plan up hard.

Fyi the tracter in question has a large loader bucket attached that could be used to swat the animals.
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>>701385393
Go kick a pit bull or German Shepherd and see if it'll die and when your getting your throat ripped out remember that wolves are stronger, angrier, and faster
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>>701378988
Depends on the gun. As long as its one that wont down a gorrila, im choosing the gorillas. Id shoot those sons a bitches up with so much gorilla cocaine and PCP it would be unstoppable. Itd destroy the human, the bulls, the alligators, the lions, and the wolves and the bears with no issue. All id really need after that is CC for the rats and falcons, and to help out gorillabros when they got stormed by the wolves and bulls . Flamethrower should do the trick.

Gorillas are tanks/dps. Im the cc/healer. Fuck yeah.
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>>701385769
Look at it realistically you go on /b/ stop acting like you can run even more than 5 minutes
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>>701384219
>Also they can weigh up to 120 pounds

Those aren't average wolves and even if they're 120 pounds, that's still weak compared to an average man. If we're bringing above averages into the mix, then a +200 kg MMA fighter bodybuilder could easily take down 7 or so wolves at once.
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i don't know man...
1000 mice intended on killing (or protecting) you is pretty fucking scary.

I choose the rat.
50-100 rat each can easily halt a large animal attack by chewing the fuck out of it.


I don't think you can win either way tho.
There is no way 1 of these group can stop all the other 8 combined.
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>>701386277
I know the memes that we are all neckbeard fags is funny, but it is also false. Some very fit guys do browse this site.

That being said noone can outrun a wolf pack.
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>>701385714
one crocodile will easily eat 10 rats in one bite
x 9 = 90 rats gone
bears paws and teeth = 5 rats gone
× 3 = 15 rats gone
50 falcons=50 rats gone
3 lions swipe and bite = 15 rats gone
15 wolves = 15 rats gone
7 bulls stomping = 7 rats gone
gorillas rage mode fist stomping = 10 rats gone
10+7+15+15+50+15+5+90=207 rats killed in one row of attacks

207 KILLED IN ONE ROW OF ATTACKS

5 more attacks and UR DEAD
U SUCK
U FAILED
GTFO THIS THREAD
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>>701386284
That is beyond retarded. 7 MMA fighters could not take down a single wolf. Humans traded strength for fine motor control and are trash in a bare fisted fight against a predator.
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>>701386284
Think of your average, middle age, out of shape hunter.
He's not a fucking MMA fighter, you shitheap.
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>>701386073
Crocs would be killed by the gorillas, rats, and possibly hunter alone. And the Crocs aren't agile enough to save you from the rat swarm.
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>>701386126
I would, but I don't want to get charged with animal cruelty.
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>>701386284
Sorry the average male wolf weighs up to 180 Pounds and if it was the alpha which probably around 220 pounds an mma fighter would be lunch for it, power of google
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>>701386277
We have /fit/izens here. Also, old /b/ is dead. That meme needs to die. /soc/ is proof that neckbeards on this site are a dying breed.
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>>701386096
I assume the other 8 are being used by some hivemind, just as you control your defender. But I suppose you could have a chance if you took out the gorillas and found a way to deal with the rats.
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>>701386541
i takes on bite to sewer one korilla to half...
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>>701386418
Hans can't outrun any of those animals at all other than the human but you'd get shot
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>>701386277
I never said I could run 24 hours either. What are you reading?
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1000 rats. All the animals will get full and the hunter won't be able to hit them all and run out of bullets
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>>701386568
Its funny because everyone I know that browses this site regularly are neckbeards and still have not yet met one that isnt
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>>701386446
You are clinically retarded.

20 rats would be more than enough to kill any single animal on that list, and you have 1000. Sure, 100 or so may fall, but only from the animals last desperate attempt at surviving.

There is not a single creature in existence that can fight off a swarm of 1000 rats, they're fast, vicious, smart enough to know that your throat is where to bite.

It's called a swarm for a reason, after the fight starts all you'd see is a writhing mass of fur, followed shortly by the rats dispersing to reveal 80 dead animals.
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>>701386798
the hunter is shooting at you, fucking retard
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>>701386447
You are as dumb as that guy. Any average human can kill one wolf. They do not have the concept of blocking and only have one shitty weapon. Aside from going for the throat they also do not exploit weaknesses such as the eyes.
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>>701378988
Hawks
>Tie them all together and then to myself
>Have my ar/plate carrier/all my mags
>Hit the guy first because he was my only threat in the air
>Shitpost on /k/ about it
>Fly around, resting on tall buildings picking off the wolves, then Lions, then bears, Gorillas
>Fly to lgs for more ammo
>rinse and repeat
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>>701386446
You assume all the rats would charge in neatly.
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>>701386484
The MMA fighter was just an example, you moron. A normal human could kill one wolf, while an MMA fighter could kill 7 wolves.
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>>701379473
Can 3 grizzlys kill 9 crocs though
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>>701386838
Neckbeards are the only ones who would admit to being on here. Its the social equivalent of owning one of those daki pillows with the anime bitches on the front of it.
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>>701386735
"A normal and healthy human can run for 24 hours" is what I read
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>>701386999
Checked. Also, no they couldn't. Being attacked by 7 things at once puts you at a 49:1 disadvantage. Now I know a wolf isn't a 1:1 to a person, but it's still going to fuck most MMA fighters over.
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>>701386860
> not disproving my battle scene
fuck off u neckbeard
50 hawks each dive 50 rats killed

literally 20 dives is all it takes by the hawks to murder ur shitty army

considering all the other animals are fighting too i dont see how ur retarded ass can come up with such as an answer

RETARD
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>>701378988
Two Gorillas.
They are insanely strong and very quick.
I think I could handle the mice myself at least. Everything else I believe the gorillas will destroy.
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>>701387157
>701387157
I dont think two gorillas can do anything against 3 grizzlys or 9 crocs dude
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>>701387127
And then you went on to say I couldn't. And I never said I could (because I can't). I can't run nor even walk, so fuck off.
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>>701385063
your
>steel venetians/louvers all around
Are not on the list and harambe would get in
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>>701387157
>I think I could handle the mice myself at least.
You know it's 1000 of them with some sort of hivemind, right?
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>>701386090
An alpha isn't an average wolf! And I never said that a single human could kill a pack of wolves. All I said was that a single average wolf couldn't kill a human. Learn to read.
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>>701387267
Then don't say normal human being if you're too fucking lazy to even roll to your couch
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>>701387207
Gorillas have brains. Theyll be fine killing the crocs. the grizzlies are the problem and would need to be teamed up on.
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>>701378988
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>>701385211
gorillas would get fucked up by bulls tho
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>>701387267
>i cant walk
It better not be because youre fat faggot. youre better than that.
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>>701387364
Who I am has nothing to do with what I said faggot.
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Depending on the human, bullet count, weapon/s, competence with said weapon, tools on hand. Mankind would easily win without much trouble if all technology is available for use.
But assuming its conventional hunting gear the wolf pack will win.
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>>701387147
Your battle scene is something I imagine a kindergarten student would come up with.

You lack basic logic and reasoning skills. A hawk can dive at a rat, but a rat can also claw at it at its lowest point. They'd grab the Hawks, bite the Hawks, jump on the Hawks. If a rat bites into its wing, guess what the hawk can no longer do?

And in even the worse case scenario, I myself could deal with the Hawks after the rats kill everything else.
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>>701387478
Birth defect fag-lord. Though I tell people I lost the use of my legs in 'nam (I'm 24). Most people believe me. Kinda went from being to sad real quick.
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>>701387323
There's been many cases where a single wolf killed a normal person look at the numbers
180lb wolf all bone and muscle kills everyday of its life
170lb person all fat bone and slight muscle only kills in cs;go
Hmm
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>>701378988
I've seen videos where gorillas protect a kid falling into a closure at the zoo

I've also seen hunters and people with guns purposefully kill people

so...yeah

I'll go with the Neo-con with guns and bullets
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>>701383583
>mfw this motherfucker thinks crocs have some sort of kevlar armor skin
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>>701386860
ok best case scenario for you.

the rats kill off my army this is howbot happens

rats attack: throat bite all the cows. 10 casualties.
rats attack: throat bite lions. 10 casualties.
rats attack: throat bite gorillas. 10 casualties
rats attack: manage to throat bite crocs, suffer 90 casualties
rats attack: throat bite hunter whos pump action shotgun delevers 20 casualties
rats attack: throat bite grizzly bears but suffer 20 casualties.
rats attack: throat bite wolves suffer 15 casualties.

all the while the hawks had time to complete 5 dives taking out 250 rats.
lets see. total of 425 rats killed.

you MIGHT have a point, if these were ninja rats.
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>>701387520
>>701387892
yaya w.e
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>>701383918
More stamina? You realise that the single best long distance runner in the animal kingdom is the human? With training a human can run all fucking day.
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>>701387572
Have you experimented on the region yet?
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>>701380877
Do you have the right to bear arms?
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>>701383583
Thats true for alligators. Are crocs the same on that front?
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>>701387892
You're not realizing how fast rats are. Everything would be dead by the time the Hawks complete their second dive, why? Hawks take a while to circle overhead prey, choose the weakest one. I wouldn't be surprised if they gave up after seeing the sheer volume of rodents.
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>>701383886
>Human is the most faggot predator the world has ever known.

Nope, that's just you.
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>>701382998
Are you literally 10?
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>>701387572
If they believe you they deserve to be tricked
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>>701384242
yeah but plenty of creatures in that pic will tank those rounds. you just have to make sure to get the human first. Thats why you should always hops your gorillas up on cocaine and pcp.
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>>701383886
>if we hadn't develop conscience and just be "another" mammal, we would be completely fucked

That could be said about literally any animal, you fucking moron. If fish couldn't breathe underwater or swim, they'd be fucked. If birds couldn't fly, they'd be fucked. If deer couldn't run so fast, they'd be fucked. If lions didn't have sharp teeth and claws, they'd be fucked. It doesn't mean anything. We're on top of the food chain, so we're objectively the less faggiest predator. Drink bleach, you fucking retard.
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>>701388050
Lol all day is pussy shit compared to across the world which birds do all the time and I doubt you can run all day or the hunter bc neither are trained for it
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The 9 fucking crocs.

Why have they been so underrated in this thread? Crocs would slaughter the bears, wolves, bulls, gorillas, and mice easily.

Would have a little tougher battle with the lions but 9vs3 they still victorious. Human would get fucked up unless he has fully auto-large caliber like everyone else said, even if he did he wouldn't be able to get all 9 before reloading, another easy win for the crocs.

The only one I don't know how the croc would beat is the 50 hawks. The hawks have really sharp ass talons and would swoop down pecking away at the crocniggers. But crocs have super thick ass skin so it would take a lot for the hawks to kill them. But really the crocs have no way to fight back against the hawks so eventually I think the hawks win.

That being said, 50 hawks is unfair. Proportionate to the numbers of the other animals. 20 hawks would be more fair. So since the number of hawks in unfair I'm going with the crocs, because of all the other stuff that dukes it out on land, none them have a chance with the fucking god-tier crocodiles.

Deathroll motherfucker.
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>>701385001
It was the flea that spread the disease, the rat were just carriers of the flea.

No flea, no disease.
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>>701388777
Trips never lie.
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>>701378988
15 wolves

Edgiest animal in pic but definitely the best
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>>701388053
I have not. I should though.
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All of these choices have at least one that would absolutely wreck them. The human would be a good choice for most, but the wolves or hawks would be too many and take him down.

Bear and gorilla would put up a good fight for the wolves, but be taken down easily by the human.
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>>701388206
It just makes me loose faith in humanity bit by bit. It's more depressing than not being able to walk honestly.
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>>701388955
Crocs are slower than a special ed Down syndrome kid, they wouldn't be able to do shit against the gunman, even if the gun he's using is a shitty 1800 civil war rifle that you need to clean after every shot.
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>>701381351
A wolf wouldnt be able to bite through the crocodiles thick skin.
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>>701383886
Humans are fucking amazing predators. Theyre so hardcore they fucking eat each other and then proceed to laugh about it.

Once a human isnt constrained by the dogma of civilization, they go nuts, and their imagination is the limit. Humans wont just kill a lion. Humans will kill a lion, skin it, and then wear its skin while it proceeds to kill the cubs in front of the other parents, sometimes for fun. Humans are fucking crazy, and dont you ever forget it. Theres a reason were at the top of the food chain. Our ancestors were horrifying monsters, and the ones who still act that way are forced into prison cells.

the previous just indicated the mindset. I mean, I havent even brought up HOW they do what they do. Humans were so good at life and fucking shit up, that they got bored enough to create civilization. Not only did they want to live in the insides of their enemies, they also decided that when the day was over, theyd make the WHOLE world move for them by creating homes, plumbing, entertainment, tv, internet.

Were riding on the backs of ancestors who would literally use intestines as decoration.

The fagginess youre talking about is just civilization taming everyone to get us to work together, which we still do a shit job at because we sub consciously miss being savage.
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>>701389721
Yea but crocs are territorial so who knows
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>>701388777
Trips of truth.
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7 cows, so I can feed them their meat.
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>>701382597
>1000 rats kill 50 falcons
Explain how.
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>>701382553
ffs its not some fucking water type pokemon
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>>701390193
Teeth, I would imagine.
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>>701378988
I choose the rats, I would train them to enter the assholes of there enemy and chew there way through the enemys vital organs .
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>>701383633
dude all these stupid fucks blah blah blah its not a fucking video game im not even for crocks but shit yall stupid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2j3-wn0TaM
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>>701389600
You must have the down if you actually believe that. They may not be straight line fast, googled it and it said 17mph, about as fast as an normie athletic human. However they wouldn't need to run a 40 yard dash in this scenario. They're quick as fuck, would snap the gunmans shit up before he knew what was coming.

Honestly anon I'd let you have any rifle you want with whatever realistic attachments you wanted on it and you'd still have no fucking chance if you were surrounded by 9 crocs. You'd be done for in less than 10 seconds if they were really coming for you.
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>>701390272
It is, that's how Pokemon got the idea for pokemon types in the first place, moron. Crocs were evolved to be around in water, that's why they're so good at it and shit on land, just like how lions, hawks and gorillas would be shit in water. If instead of crocs, it was great white sharks, would you still pick them? You know, since there is no such thing as water type animals?
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>>701380454
Aristotle was a philosopher
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you're fucked no matter what
No single option on the board can kill all of the others
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>>701388955
>>701390846
muh niggas.

Crocodiles have survived 200 million years. There's a fucking reason why. These other pussy animals could never fuck with 9 crocs. Think about that you retards, 9 fucking crocodiles.
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>>701382905
So you're just going to dodge hawks n crocs for a year?
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>>701391298
humans could bomb all the animals with a nuke
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>>701390307
What the fuck are teeth going to do against something flying 40 meters above you?
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>>701378988
The birds, because I assume they could lift me up with ease and land me on a building where my only fer is the hunter (which 50 of them could take care of) and maybe the mice (their lunch). Never say no to the high ground.
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>>701390987
>water type animals
We call that "aquatic" in the real world
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>>701391456
rat-tower
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>>701391421
Do rifles shoot nukes?
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>>701391579
yes there are actually nuke-rifles available, so i'm assuming my hunter have those ammunitions.
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It's so refreshing to see debate surrounding something other than libtards/repubtards or trap lives and faggot lives and nigger lives matter for once. So refreshing.
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>>701378988

Protect me: human with gun
Attack me: everything else at once

No animal can outrun a bullet.
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>>701378988
2 Leslie Jones v all the other niggers.
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>>701389455
You should. What are your plans. you know, if i were with you, we could work together. I own a surgical kit.
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Honestly what are you all doing there is no correct answer your fucked either way just go with the human and shoot yourself. "ohh i can just stomp on the rats" no NO not if a thousand rats is actively "trying" to kill you just no same goes for all the others "no problem crocks cant run so ill be fine". and so on. SMH
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>>701391579
Use that hand held nuke launching device. Its a real thing. Too bad its shit.
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All of you are seriously underestimating the power of 7 bulls. They may not be predators, but they are fucking massive, and incredibly strong. The only ones that come close are grizzlies, and they could easily go toe-to-toe with them, and they have more than double the numbers.
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>>701382931
ye sure it's gonna be hard to kill 1000 mice or 50 hawks but if a fucking bird comes at me i'll just hit it with a bigger stick and it won't be able to do anything
and the mice... let's not pretend they would be well coordinated so they are not a problem as well
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