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I've been smoking them for 10 minutes with a jasmine incense stick. When will they die /b/?
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>>701377571
Leave those jews alone, remember their 6 trillion dead in the holocaust
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Pull all of a fresh ones legs off but just on one side. So it can only scurry in circles.
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>>701377571

I do not support Jew abuse. Just keep them out of the banking industry.
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>>701377571
roaches can live for a week without a head
it's going to take more than a little incense smoke to kill them
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>>701377683
The contraption does not allow for individual release
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>>701377923
Straw + NAOH. dump a few mm in, add aluminum foil bits if you want to speed the reaction.

(draino or other cleaner)
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>>701377923
Huh I think they're dozing off. Might actually chopstick one out
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>>701377571
You are torturing animals for your amusement. Call it what it is.
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>>701377571
Why not just shake the box until they are all dead? Why do they need to be smoked?

I'm fairly certain you would die of the incense before they are bothered.
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>>701378346
Jews are not animals you racist fuck, they're insects.
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>>701378317
>animals
They're filthy pests.
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Potential
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how did you get them all in there
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>>701378346
Because turning the trap upside down will open the gates
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>>701378257
1 jew

in tall glass cup

stove burner

high

record
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>>701378317
Those are shit eating insets
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>>701378433
So, they're plants then?
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>>701377571
got any diatomaceous earth?
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>>701378576
The glass would break tho
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Get the little ones first
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>>701378604
I'm sorry did you forget where you are, go back to R3dd1t nigger.
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>>701378705
No it won't you retard
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>>701378531
It's a trap, you put breadcrumbs in the black circle
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>>701378705
No it won't you retard.
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>>701378604
I don't think 4chan is for you. A more suitable website would be Tumblr.
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>>701377571
>roaches can hold their breath for an hour
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>>701378887
woah i've never seen that before
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You leave those Turks alone
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what happens if you put vinegar in?
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>>701378907
Learn physics please.
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>>701378433

Technically they do belong to the kingdom Animalia
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>>701379105
Nothing, but rubbing alcohol will liquify their lungs and insides and they'll shit them out.
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>>701377571

>Palmetto bugs

Good luck. They're practicality invincible.
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>>701379569
sounds interesting, do it op!
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>>701379556
Yes but most people will courageously defend the rights and freedom of animals that look cute, nice or are easily likeable, and just ignore ugly, dangerous and repulsive animals. Now since the hypocrisy is so obvious, some of these shits will take an extra step and pretend they care about fucking cockroaches.

Ignore them.
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>>701379569
do this op
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post more OP
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>>701379782

I propose a firecracker. Much more visceral.
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Good luck killing them, it's almost impossible.
Even if you manage to kill one, it's full of fucking eggs and will make you regret it every day until you move.
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>>701379782
>>701379884
It's fun to watch. They twitch and writhe then the goo starts to leak out. And it's safer than Raid or other pesticides.
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Did the same with a lizard and spice in a 2 liter bottle. Dumbed out and lethargic until i put a quick flame to his ass. Woke up quick like Indy in temple of doom
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>>701378960
I personally don't care about stupid animals, but you should know that liking animal abuse is not a prerequisite for using the site.
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>>701378992
Bs. Ive drowned them in way less than min
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>>701379268
slowly heating a glass is fine (most times)
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>>701380510
Dude, he's worried about a fucking cockroach.
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>>701380663
Drowning is different from smoke/gas.
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>>701379569
This paaaalllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>701380703
Well instead of telling him why he shouldn't care about gay bugs being suffocated to death you're telling him to simply leave the website, which isn't exactly a good case nor on topic with the thread.
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>>701379621
Sounds like a fun challenge.fuck unit 731
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>>701380893
If he can't handle a bug being killed then obviously he's not gonna be able to stomach most of the contents of 4chan, and should join his vegan friends on Tumblr to fight for bug rights.
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>>701378576
i would really like to see this tbh wonder if it would pop
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Sooo. No one is going to ask why OP has so many cockroaches in his house? Like what the fuck OP. Clean your shit up
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>>701377571
They probably will die as soon as they dried out and you can >smoke them yourself
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Ofc one would escape ;-;
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>>701380032
So you would just let them leave then?
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>>701381649
What are you pouring in there?
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How the fuck did you manage to get that many roaches? And no, they dont die from incense. Or would any Jew?

You'd need some Zyclone Bee or put the in the oven. The usual stuff, you know.
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>>701381390
This
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>>701378317
they're fucking cockroaches
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>>701379268
Wouldn't that be chemistry?
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They ded.
Well some are.
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>>701383265
Wipe the dried jizz off your camera lens, faggot.
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>>701383265
Is this haram?
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: )
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>>701383365
It's actually the rubbing alcohol, which would dry soon anyway
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>>701382387
No definitely physics cuz physics is the study of matter and energy
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>>701383265
why the fuck are your roaches so big/ THE ROACHES HERE ARE ONLY THE SIZE OF A NICKEL
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>>701383265
rip run
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>>701383629
That one is a bit swollen due to the alcohol. Imma get a shot of its vagina thingy
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>>701384106
>rubbing alcohol...
>incense
I... think we know what'd be cool to see here...
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>>701384106
What are the other roaches doing? Are they horrified?
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>>701384106
Here goes
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>>701381288
Glass won't break when heated unless you heat or cool it quickly
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>>701384570
to create the most interesting effects, you should make sure there's a small hole in the top of the alcohol area, and another one or few small holes LOWER THAN THAT on the opposite side of the chamber.

SHOULD create a vacuum and pull the fire around a bit The oxygen will flow in from the top since it's lighter, pushing the CO2 out the bottom on the other side, since CO2 is heavier.
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>>701384793
Cockroaches have 80% resistance to fire based attacks though. It wont do alot and we will be waiting for awhile.
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>>701384897
Fair enough...

You could put powder or bonemeal on them. Should kill them immediately by removing mucous from their bodies so they can't breathe.
Bonemeal should also cause a cutting physical damage effect
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>>701385085
My nigga
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>>701384634
All dead, except for that one that got away when I was dousing the squad and dashed into my room

Also HOLY SHIT I FLIPPED ONE UP AND IT GAVE BIRTH TO SOMETHING
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>>701384897
Hmmmm.... actually, if the fire is strong enough, and there's more hole on top than on bottom, it could asphyxiate the roaches, since the CO2 will just sit there choking them out.

People have died like that from dry ice if they passed out on the floor at parties
(or more commonly, on those Law and Order shows, where they were puking sick and fell off the bed... whatever that show... that one episode, anyway)

Might not even want holes at the bottom if you gonna do that, though. Only air in should be directly over the alcohol, and keep the area above a bit high, so the HOTTER CO2 doesn't float up as much.
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>>701385217
For real, how do you have so many of these in your house?
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>>701385368
I feed them to my cat
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>>701385217
You must live in a trap house.
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>>701378531
Being this retarded.
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>>701385368
Infestation has been going on for months now and thankfully this trap works like magic. It's amazing how they got here in the first place since I live on 6th floor.
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Wow first OP to delivrar in a long time.. good job faggot
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>>701385576
are you gonna burn the corpses?
>>701385440
Your kitty will have a toasty warm meal and thank you for it.
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>>701379569
Insects do not have lungs
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>>701383626
Chemistry is a branch of physical science that studies the composition, structure, properties and change of matter.
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>>701383531
There's just a general haziness to all of your photos. Either you've got a greasy lens or you're doing all of this from a soap opera set.
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>>701385822
Ain't wasting that alcohol
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>>701386384
Which one was the one that tried ejecting the escape pod?
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Put some on your dick.
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>>701386533
Dubs! Don't be a faggot, OP!
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So I extracted that pod from the carcass and it's HUGE
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>>701386533
Checked. Do it OP
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>>701386736
It's a government tracking chip. Roaches are genetically modified by the government to gather information, no matter the circumstance. Ice, fire, nuclear fusion.
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>>701386518
I think top left
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>>701386736
Keep it until it hatches. Then raise it as your own.
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>>701386858
Thats an egg
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>>701386736
Isn't that it's dick?

He popped a boner while dieing and you just tore it off.
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>>701386736
Probably cultural relics in there. Eat it.
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>>701386972
Twas a fetish
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>>701386533
Don't have one

pod vs. baby side by side comparison
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>>701385576
where do you live?
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>>701387047
Oh shit! Gotta put some on your pussy!
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>>701387047
>Don't have one

i just got a boner.
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>>701387047
When it hatches, all hell will break loose.
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>>701387214
Gender change?
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>>701387284
huh?
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>>701387047
It's an egg carrier. That thing will grow larger and then 20 or so eggs will hatch out of it. It's like alien.
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>>701387284
sadistic girls are sexy af. she can torture me too if she wants
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Why is it that when I presumed you were a guy, I thought you were a creepy neckbeard, but now that I presume you're a woman, I think you're cool as fuck?
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>>701387387
>handbag full of dildos
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>>701386097
TIL insects don't breathe

Of course they have lungs you odorous bafoon, they're just a little different from ours.
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>>701387387
OPEN THE EGG CARRIER OP
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>>701387180
Not gonna touch them but this will suffice
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>>701387625
MONEY SHOT
HELLO ROACH-CHAN
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>>701386736
That's the egg sac. Flush it op
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Has anyone itt suggested microwaving one?

In popcorn mode for extra toastiness
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>>701387625
marry me
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>>701387625
i am in fucking love
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>>701387625
Damn op, I thought you would be disgusting. You look surprisingly normal.
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>>701387625
looks like you gave birth to them
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>>701387625
oh wow another bitch as fucked up as me
we arent alone
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>>701387625
Not OP here, I edited the roaches out
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>>701387625
how fucking BORED are you dude?
:/
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>>701387625
are you a latina?
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>>701387830
Better with the roaches
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>>701387387
Also if you don't destroy the bodies this will happen.
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>>701387830
Why? that was the entire charm

>>701387856
>giant sized insects
>asks if latina
you stupid fuck
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>>701387502
They don't have lungs.
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>>701387625

My dick is confused, the picture is kinda gross (not for your body, which is hot), but knowing that you're a fucked up chick makes it so cool
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>>701387625
This is the best OP on all of Reddit! Also, I think I just caught a new fetish.
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>>701378992
roaches dont even breath

@ OP : if they havent died until now they will never die
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>>701387625
Well that't plenty for me thanks.
I'll be going now.
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>>701387958
idk if it makes her fucked up
more like less of a pussy?
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>>701387625
can you crush some of them with bare feet?
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Welp im going to sleep this is some fucked up stuff good job OP
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>>701387625
Hot. Would cum inside your pussy.
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>>701377571
degenerate
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>>701387625
Show ass. . Please
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Y smell so good
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>>701387625
You are hottie, but I can help but imagine one of those pods getting pushed out from between those lips. I'll be right back, I just need to an hero for a moment.
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>>701388170
>a viking funeral
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>>701388170
i wish i could see your face, am so curious
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>>701388170
well i mean they eat them in some parts of the world.
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>>701388170

RIPIP BUGZ
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>>701388170
Best thread I've seen on /b/ in about a month. Good job.
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>>701377571
A Turkey thread I see.
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>>701378317

yeah no shit. It's Awesome
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>>701388170

Did you just start a roach fire in your house?
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>>701388045
Won't touch them nope

These bastards are toasty af
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>>701387704
>>701387711
>>701387856
>>701387958
>>701388089
>>701388131
>>701388254
>yea i'm not really interested in the content you're posting, im just thristy as fuck and you have a pussy
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>>701388402
how the fuck can you record a gif?
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>>701387047
cut it open
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>>701388407
Oh shit, kek
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>>701388402
Let us know when the smoke detector goes off
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>>701388407
white knight faggot alert
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>>701387444
Because you are a lonely loser desperate for female attention
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>>701388480
this
crack that lil fucker open
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>>701388402
will you just show your feet? itd make my fuckin day

i need to see the soles of a sadistic goddess
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>>701378317
>cockroaches
>no brain
>no pain receptors
>calls it torture
gtfo faggot
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>>701388529
>detected for desperate and triggered as fuck
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>>701384897
Nigger this isn't fallout
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>>701387625
Wow.. your body actually looks really good. Like you could be prettt attractive. But you also seem like you would be one crazy bitch
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>>701378887
where the fuck do i buy one?
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>>701388550
>footfags
worse than MLP horsefuckers
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>>701388402
thats hot
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>>701388637
I don't know man. A few more years and those roaches would have been rad roaches.
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>>701388666
satanic trips of truth
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>>701388666
Satan has spoken!
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>>701388666
even satan hates footfags
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>>701388377
Yes

>>701388407
I'm also in for some attention myself anon

>>701388456
Built in camera app, sponsored by OPPO

>>701388515
It's alcohol, there's no smoke

>>701388548
Exacto knife can't cut it. What do?
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>>701387625
arnt we forgetting the tits ?
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>>701388952

>OPPO

do you live in Asia?
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>>701388952
roachchan please show your tits and face fucking solid 10/10
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>>701388952
whyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>701388952
What ethnicity are you? Nipples are telling me you aren't white
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>>701388666
Death to footfags.
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>>701388952
>I'm also in for some attention myself anon
>posts tits and ass
ok then, proceed
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>>701388952
>there's no smoke
Then its sounds like you have more roach to cook
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WTF THIS THREAD IS AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
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some one cap this pls
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>>701388952
are you mexican?
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>>701389172
Asian
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>>701389222
trips is the trips
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>>701388402
how do you turn everything into gif so fast ? also, fuck you, literally, tasty pussy.
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>>701388402
>Sensors detect burning pheromones less then 10 meters away
>Hear desperate cries from my brethren
>The sizzling noises coming from our young
>My own children
>Try to cry but can't
>Decide to coordinate large scale attack in retaliation
>Furiously mate with others in my species
>Equip other soldiers with cybernetic equipment
>100x smarter faster and stronger
>Wait for our time to attack
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open the pod pls
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>>701389253
suprisingly nice ass for a chink
can you take a pic like this?
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>>701381390
maybe he was on vacation or something
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>>701389222
Tripo got it right
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the thirst in you is real
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This thread
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>>701389253
>>701389172

Never been with an asian huh? It was fucking obvious she was asian
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>>701384106
Haha when you said imma take a shot of its vagina thingy i thought you were going to scoop it up in a shot glass. Id pay bucks to see you still do it lol
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POST SOLES PLS OP I WILL FAP FOREVER I BEG YOU
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>>701389222
Chekm
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>>701388402
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>>701389391
I'm actually here for the roach biology. The tits are nice too.
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Females ruin everything :( Show me more cock roach burning
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>>701389476
Faggot
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>>701388655
>>701388666
>>701388866
>>701389055
>>701389066
>>701389222
Where is my GET
Also sorry about the pit. Asian.
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>>701389476
fuck off foot fag your fetish is literally subhuman
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>>701389476
Get murdered footfag vermin. You and your kind should be burned with the roaches.
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>>701389564
diamonds! tits and face get
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>>701389564
are you filipina?
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>>701389644
dubz of truth

>show tits and face OP
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>>701387625
>>701387625
>>701387625
The insects feast upon my genitalia. A thousand black locusts make me climax one last time. This is the final orgy of satanas
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>>701389564
you gotta do it like this op
chekm
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>>701389564
god damn beautiful nips
perfect for nipple bars
you better have a perfect ass too
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>>701389644
GOT
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>>701389564
Show bathroom tiles
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>>701389644
>>701389691
idk
im scared she'll be a butter face and my fantasy is ruined
plz be gorgeous OP
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>>701378317
Found the Turk
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>>701385217
I want that red rod inside of me.
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>>701389644
Post for an Epic thread OP WINRAR
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>>701389564

>asian
>nice ass
>small tits
>big nipples

kek, are all the asians the same? reminds me of my ex.

Totally guessing right now, because you're not so tanned, but still I think you're from south asia
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>>701389861
shes asian, they are all literally identical
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>>701388952
Damn you are good
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>>701389564
so when do you mature into an adult?
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>>701389861
well she has a nice ass, great tits, esh's a prety cool grl, and she is asian.

things to consider anon.
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>>701389805
no one wonders what this anon's fetish is? no one?
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>>701377649
FPBP
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The insects feast upon my genitalia. A thousand black locusts make me climax one last time. This is the final orgy of satanas
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>>701387444
Thats what youve been conditioned to think here at ole 4chinz.
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interesting thread
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>>701387905
why are roached so disgusting and weird?
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>>701389564
OP PLEASE DELIVAR
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>>701389327
i second this pose and angle
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>>701388547
No, that's not it. Is there something like that but for someone that isn't lonely or desperate?
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>>701389758
I do

>>701389644
No anon, those things will never go into the same frame.
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someone link /pol/ here with a thread titled 'turkish genocide happening in /b/' or some shit

id do it but i cant be bothered
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>>701389564
>asian
im out
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>>701390161
take this anons idea >>701389327
or just stand up. you like you have widish hips
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>>701390161
how about face only then?
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>>701389733
perfect
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>>701390242
bye falicia
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>>701390161
SHIT ON THEIR CORPSES

I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER IF YOU SHIT ON THEIR CORPSES
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>>701390161
face and cleavage?

>need to see the beauty that is all of you
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>>701390161
i could eat that ass for days... with NO DRINK
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>>701390207
meh, mobile.
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we all want to see your face, and will respect you either way
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feet plz
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>>701390161
YOU IDIOT
YOU GAVE THE FOOTFAG WHAT HE WANTED
DONT SERVICE THE FOOTFAGS
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>>701389461
How was it obvious fag
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>>701388259
I wouldn't eat them after I saw the picture where the larves hatched from a dead one
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>>701389733
kek
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>>701386384
They are so fucking gross, glad I don't live in the third world
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>>701390161
>>701387830

nice and and pussy + the dead roaches

I don't know how to feel so my body is reacting with keks
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>>701390313
>this
plus we already know you are cool azn chick with great tits-
>>701390315
dude read the thread she already did this.. we are on face and tits now
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>>701390161
kill me now
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>>701390315
Die subhuman filth.
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>>701390161
What's your height?
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>>701390161
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>>701390161
Spread your ass more
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>>701390161
Did anyone else notice the roaches?
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>>701390463


yes
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>>701390456
I agree
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>>701390382
negative. Need more feets. Did not present feet in such a way as to interest my penis.
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>>701390463
your posting in an epic bread
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>>701390335
This is 4chan. of course we will listen and work together on this site. what do you expect from such well organised kid-friendly forum?
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>>701390506


YOU GOT YOUR FEETS
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feet plzx
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>>701390463
That's a Turkish family reunion you blind bastard.
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>>701390463
shes asian, they crawled out of her asshole
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>>701390444
Why the fuck that dude has a watch on each wrist...also checked
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>>701390463
Yea, I need more science regarding those fucking roaches. why can BYGON fucking kill them while nuclear can't. fucking scum pests i just hate em.
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So I cut the sachet and shit's oozing out
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>>701390456
THIS
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>>701390242

This
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>tfw you'll never meet a crazy asian chick with a hot body that likes to burn cockroaches in her spare time

why live?

10/10 thread though, OP-san.
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>>701390601


umm did you not see where she set them on fire
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include me in the screencap
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>>701390578
Kek
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>>701390161
Take a piss or shit on toasty roaches
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>>701390617
YOU KILLED THEM
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>>701390617
SHIT ON THEIR CORPSES
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>>701390617
Bitch what if you get a whole bunch of baby bugs now?
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>>701390506
Fucking kill yourself subhuman piece of shit foot fag.
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>>701390649
I did. and it felt so damn good. death to all roaches.
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>>701390617


see if it's flammable.

also we would love to see your face
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>>701379818
I like you.
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The roach shit was nice as fuck, but now it has turned into a cringy hurr a real girl durr thread which bores me. Still best thread in months
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>>701390561
Kill yourself plz.
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>>701390617
EPIC BREAD

>face pic please
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>>701377571
>>701378887

HOLY SHIT WHERE THE FUCK DO I BUY MAN THATS CHANGING THE GAME. LIKE IM EITHER UNDER A ROCK OR IVE NEVER SEEN THAT SHIT B4.

m8 where do i purchase. Are you creating/selling them?
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>>701390617
Roach omelet?
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>>701390664
This, piss on the fuckers
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>>701390617
too late OP. 4chan chose your breasts and ass over the roaches.
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>>701390561
NOTHING attractive about feet dumbass. Go kill yourself for the good of humanity
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The Jew has become immune to gasing.
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>>701390664
I kinda pissed in the bathtub on /b/ a few days ago already
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>>701390744
shes not just any girl tho, shes a girl who tortures insects for fun

a rare breed indeed, so can kind of forgive us for getting excited
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Well it looks like I have stumbled on a pretty wild thread.
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fucking legendary bread
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>>701390617
Piss on their unborn children OP!
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>>701390815
Spread ass*
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>>701390847
Post it here
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>>701390847
you look like every other asian girl ive ever seen
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>>701381757
please be pouring rubbing alcohol in there
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Sick fuck. Get a fucking life.
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can you put something up your butt pls up
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>>701390617
If this is dubs then OP must get them and eat them.
Check em.
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And OP delivered that day.
The End.
Pic unrelated
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kek @ the foot and scat fags coming out of the woodwork
i think the pissfags are femanons tho
prove me wrong
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>>701390847
>now wiafu get
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>>701390456
Rolling for this definitely
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>>701387675
Roach chan is the new queen
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>>701380663
Bugs don't have lungs and don't breathe through their mouth. They actually absorb oxygen through tiny little holes in their exoskeleton. This is how raid works, it covers their breathing holes and suffocates them. So obviously submerging them in water will drown them.
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i thought girls like this only existed in the animes
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>>701390847
the fuck you really..........
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>>701390982
>hail roachchan queen of /b

get me in the screen cap guys
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>>701390847
I dont know what to think. Kind of cute but kind of not
IM NOT EXPERIENCED IN ASIAN WOMEN
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>>701390781
I ordered it online, costs like $5 each. The manual is in Chinese so maybe look on Alibaba or something. I can take more detailed pictures if you want to make one yourself
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I want to enter your anus and punch your cervix too.
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>>701391017
Fgt
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>>701390963
I asked for piss, because I've never seen someone piss on a roach egg sack before. I would like to see that
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>>701390963
If only they could be drug out into the street and shot instead.
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>>701381248
>obviously he's not gonna be able to stomach most of the contents of 4chan

What, you mean the endless amounts of dick rates/cum tributes, GET roulettes, trap threads, steam begging and "dubs decide what i text to gf" threads?

We get it, you're an edgelord. But in case you haven't noticed, the amount of real time animal abuse on 4chan is <1% and you don't have to be a whining tumblr vegan to be a Decent Human Being.

Keep on satisfying your strange obsession for dying animals by all means but please try not to have a seizure when someone at least calls you out on it. The whole reason for fluffy threads existing is so that you can enjoy watching animal torture without actually doing any harm.
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>>701391136
I miss /b Space program :(

SEND THE ROACH EGG SACK TO SPACE
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>>701391072
Nah threads gonna die soon to to over post.
>>701390956
>If this is dubs then OP must get them and eat them.
>Check em.
>Checkem
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>>701391136
tldr
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>>701391048

that's the thing with asian women. let's say they have waaaay less hot women, you know the ones you turn your head around if you see her walking pass and you think all day about her. BUT on the other side they have waaaaaay cuter women. That's about it.

>sauce: White guy who has lived a couple years in Asia
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>>701390982
Second
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>>701391136
This
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Toasting in epic bread
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I come here for roachageddon and end up with tits and ass. This is a good thread
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>>701377571
>>701387625
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>>701391246
Back to tumblr little weakling beta pussy.
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>>701391316
Keksimus maximus
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>>701391306

been here for almost ten years,

this thread is a good thread.
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I like being in the thread where roachchan came to be
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>>701391316
Thanks for fresh memes anon.
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>>701391306
>Roachageddon
10/10
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Sooooo fucking timestamp lol
The guy pretending to be this girl made 1 mistake...but I'll let you find it yourselves
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>>701391136

Literally roaches dude. They can't feel pain, at least not like a mammal. They don't suffer. You CANT torture one, it's a roach.

Also, OP burned some incense near them then drowned them in rubbing alcohol, if anything that was a humane death.

But once again, you can't torture roaches, the off the shelf roach killer you find is a literal nerve toxin. It doesn't work on mammals because we have enzymes to break it down, but to a roach that shit is sarin. But it doesn't know that, it doesn't know anything, it's a roach. So by all means go fuck a tree, but keep your little bitch ass bullshit about "roach torture" or some stupid shit elsewhere.
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Last comment incoming
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Roachchan are you still here
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SHIT ON THEIR CORPES
THE FINAL HUMILIATION
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>>701390506
fucking footfag
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