So why are most of you faggots straight when being gay is so much better
Two of my immediate co-workers are gay, AND they used to date. They're nothing but professional in the workplace but damn, I just prefer women.
Although we all get away with saying shit at this job I never would have before.
That and lack of responsibly. Homosexuals are more likely to engage in unprotected sex. I've had over 20 partners, and never once had even an infection. Condoms, common sense, and not scraping the bottom of the barrel for pussy.
Would be gay if I could, find guys easier to get along with in general.
Would be easier to get laid as well since a lot of faggots don't use sex as a fucking bargaining tool whereas nearly all women do.
The human bodys pro create objective doesnt have a spot for faggotry as a use for this cause. It's straying from this that causes you to justifying a mentally unstable lifestyle as normal. Going against biology.
Unless you wanna be like a seahorse anon? You want that big belly?
a dick is designed to be inserted into a vaginal canal, therefore seed erupts into the uterus and impregnates the womb, therefore another human is born.
a dick is not designed to be inserted into another man's ass. Pretty simple and straightforward.
the brains of gays, and trannies incorrectly developed during early stages of development, instead of growing in the correct way so that they prefer the opposite sex, that part of their neural pathways became warped.
sort of like someone with scoliosis, or you can find your own analogy.
>going against biology
Muh appeal to nature.
>you're going against biology by seeing a dentist anon, you should let those teeth fall out, that's what wisdoms are for
>you're going against biology by getting your appendix out anon, you should die like you're supposed to, senescence is an evolved trait
>you're going against biology wearing glasses, you should go get hit by cars
>you're going against biology by taking this medicine/chemotherapy, you should just die like nature intended
>you're going against biology by farming, you should be a hunter gatherer and starve to death
>you're going against biology by being this fucking retarded
pssstt… christfags… let the men fuck each other so I can claim all the women they are not fucking, stop trying to ruin my harem, men fucking men is great because of all the women they are not fucking, stop being a faggot with your religious bullshit
A lot of gay men have horrible relationships! They can't stay committed very long. There are some that have well working long term relationships and get married have kids etc... But seems a lot of relationships for gays don't work long term.
This question has an obvious answer for most anons
>wish I could be gay a little, women are hard to deal with but I am hardwired to want to fuck women
pretending that being gay wouldn't be a game changer and the best way to live life is a lie
Grow some balls and talk to that girl you like and stop settling for guys who will fuck anything if they are desperate enough or mentally ill.
Pussy is so much better than dick.
Sometimes useless things are still selected in nature.
For example you might have a useless and potentially dangerous appendix. If you're a man you have breasts that don't lactate. You have wisdom teeth that can't chew, a tailbone but no tail.
There must be a reason why we continually see homosexuals among the population, in about the same proportions, over long periods of time. These people are getting their genes from straight parents. There doesn't need to be a reason for anything to develop in a species, it just does and stays if it benefits it in some way.
It's not as simple as "we live only to fuck"
Sure they can, but tendencies are a thing. And no, they are not even tinier chicken tenders but what has been observed to be a constant.
Men tend to stink more, and harder.
Sure there are really tall women and really short men, but who tends to be taller? The stinkier sex.
look at the big boy, talking about "neural pathway warping" and "correct development"
he must be right, and smart, and oh so handsome and wise.
maybe you are the underdeveloped one
More than an identified one. Especially with this topic, people lie when their name is attatched to it. Some lowly anon will just be truthful.
The poll was asking /b/ users so it wouldn't make sense to have it eslewhere, would it?
But you can't trust any data gathered that way on /b/.
The idea that anonymity provides genuine responses is dead with this new wave of try hards. They posture and pretend to a crowd that can't even see them.
Straight men find it unpleasant. Women and gay men don't.
Just as you think women's smell is weaker and pleasant, gay men & straight women think it's stronger and unpleasant.
The man smell you describe as strong and unpleasant, smells weaker and pleasant to gay men & straight women.
my m8 who's gay told me that the length of a gay relationship should be x-by-seven just like dog years for comparison to the average length of a straight relationship lol
If I had a button that would kill every faggot from now til the end of time I would spam that shit. I hate fucking faggots so much. They are so fucked up in the head yet so proud of it. They feel the authority to shove it down the throats of innocent children at every opportunity, as well as flag it in the face of any who disagree with their lifestyle no matter how slight the feeling may be. They are the scourge of the human race, pure fucking evil.
I just don't see why they'd lie
It was maybe 10% gay, 20% bi, 20% undecided, 5% tumblr 45% straight.
That's 65% of men that like women or vice versa. Seems to match up with the content
It's not a choice. That's just how I was born. You just have to accept my lifestyle of fucking fine puss and moterboating delicious tits.
Which is unlike straight relationships completely...
How many girls do you know that are in and out of relationships all the time about every 3-6 months hooking up with the newest loser?
That whole happily ever after thing is bullshit, people change their minds, their needs. Young people don't settle down.
Those stable guys with kids and a house are settled, they know their needs, they have their needs.
Oh man, edgy has been a buzzword for a while. I remember when it specifically referred to betas trying to act more hardcore than they really are. That was the only reason it was negative. Dark stuff used to be welcomed with open arms, ie gore/rekt threads.
We should compile a list of these retarded words and get the board owner to run a filter that converts them to happy/nice phrases, just to shake things up.
So far we have cringy, fedora, edgy, and mentally ill. Should we throw nigger in there? Its still got a bit of its older definition.
Do we have a buzzword that represents those freaks over on pol? Neo-Nazi is the actual term for who they are, so its really not much of a buzzword.
so you wouldn't fuck a girl in the ass?
OP it's like you've never been here before.
Admit it you like cock!
I like cock when its owner just shuts the fuck up and takes it. Jerking your little meat switch is fine. Its the part where you spam everything and try to make straight people gay that everyone hates. Those were containment threads.
Because JESUS is your saviour and The Lord Himself said "Though most evilest thing is Stupid Woman Cunt eating Apple, Stupid Useless Ribless Woman and also Fagfags will Suffer Oppression Worldwide Everywhere for centuries because Lol I am Fucking Christ and all of you are Useless Fucking Slaves, Americans and Jews, Also Black People, Suck My Fat Hairy Clit you Fucking Robot Pigfuckers."
Sexual orientation is a big illusion, everyone is told they need to identify as a thing and that label means that you can't deviate outside of it, that's bullshit. There is no such thing as 'straight' guys in nature, it's a social construct created to shortcut information about someone and to create a self-image of masculinity
Daily reminder that if you were straight you'd have to enjoy eating this KEK!!!
Lol, goy pseudo-academia nonsense
>durr contemporary psych
Our biology is naturally hetero by default, as are most (all) living things which require genetic supplication and recombination to reproduce.
Up because... women?
Sorry, I would invert the question... how can you be a male homo when.. women. How can you prefer hairy asshole cock and balls versus this?
Umm YES, yes I would, and I would lick her until she gave me more, and hope to carry her scent on my upper lip all day long to remind me of it also. And steal her panties to suck on later.>>701389410
Except for humans which are one of the only animals to have sex for pleasure. When you are horny you are not thinking "I really need to make a baby right now." you are just thinking "I really want to get off right now."
Ten percent of rams are exclusively homosexual. Some same sex penguins mate for life and rear children together
Love straightfags being so blinded by their own slavelike Christian ideology they cant see past the end of their tiny little dicks. Enjoy your shitty slave life you scummy pigfucker.
She is cute but most attractive women today are just huge, hideous fucking whorish sluts. They think the hottest, most desirable thing ever is to cake their faces in garbage and be insecure about everything and think that theiyre desirable, its disgusting. Pornstars are the worst, dunno how anyone can find all that self aggrandizing poseur shit so hot, especially knowing she gets paid around two hundred bucks and deep down hates herself... yeurgh
To each their own, friend. I would eat that asshole and pussy all day long. I could be tempted to be bi if a fag had an equally smooth ass and was willing to be a receiver only, but frankly, those are rare to almost non-existant and I don't like to suck dick, so therefore, I remain a lover of pussy.
I could give a shit if she has makeup on or not. In fact prefer chicks that go without. If I were picking raw, I'd pick more like this...
That's awesome you like pussy. I used to as well. I used to worship the female body. I was straight as an arrow. But then I soon got bored of women and became gay. So essentially, I was so straight that I became gay. I know it sounds ridiculous but that's what happened to me.
I dont really care about makeup its just the insecurity that really gets to me, the slavelike adherence to whats expected of them from their labels and basically just buying into fucking everything and getting used to and accustomed to having everything handed to them.
As a particularly handsome fagfag I have hot bitches breathing down my neck 24/7 (natures irony) and honestly it is just as revolting as when a man does it. Then you have traps whose sole purpose in life is envy and jealousy of that shit and are willing to mutilate themselves and take pills and deny their sex and shit just to following some constructed gender norm, dont get me started on that fucking shit /endrant
It's possible. I only recently would accepted being bi in the way of being a giver only, funnily enough because of amazingly feminine traps posted on 4chan. But the OPs argument how can you like gooey pussy, well... I do. I would suck it all day long and try to find ways to make it make as much delicious pussy juice / goo as possible.
Yeah no lie, im not even that gayfag, but i dont actually like looking at grool. It reminds me of the juices id find in plants, some of which is poisonous. I guess my brain decided to relate that sight to the disgust i feel near the poison.
That or im super gay idk.
Pretty much I thought about pussy and tits only. Just looking at a woman with a bra and panties on would get me hard. I loved the female body and idolized it. I guess I just got bored and wanted to try something new and now I don't feel the same way about females. Plus, I have more in common with other dudes which would make a relationship feel so much better. I can't relate to women. It feels if I did get in a relationship with a woman, it would only be because I want to get inside her pants instead of actually liking her for her. With another man, I can have someone who I have many things in common with (video games, politics, etc.) and also be my sex partner. Hopefully you understand.
I love pussy, will lick and suck it as much as possible. Pic related and >>701391602's pick related
Because you're open to it, if I were to guess you're either bi or gay, but you might consider that you were just hanging with an incompatible crowd of chics. I've known chics I relate to better than men, but that's not an indicator of sexuality by itself in my opinion.
>Start a retard story thread on /b/
>Everyone laughs at OP
>Everyone jeers at OP
>Everyone makes fun of OP
>Someone dox's OP
>Massive box deliveries
>Massive pizza deliveries for days!
>OPs parents find out what he did.
>Dad: "Son, I am disappoint!"
>Mom: "You're such a little faggot!"
Moral of the story?
>OP IS ALWAYS A FAGGOT!
I can understand how tastes differ and change as you age. People's sexuality is far more nuanced and more often than not totally inexplicable, trying to explain it seems more complicated than understanding psychology/psychiatry (lol)
It is a shame that the Christians and Hollywood etc. has managed to employ such a stranglehold on something that could really change the world for the better. Slave indeed
Hands are designed to grab branches and swing through trees. Daddy ape swings to mommy ape, has the sex, therefore another ape is born
Hands are not designed to poke, slap or pet. It's simple and straightforward
The brains of humans incorrectly developed due to recent mutations, instead of growing in the correct way so that they will only grasp branches, that part of their neural pathways became warped.
This allowed them to become the world's apex predator and some other cool shit too.
Evolution is always happening. There is no efficient or inefficient organism living on this planet. Only once an organism has died without biological (and/or social) progeny, it can said to be biologically worthless. Any creature with surviving biological (and/or social) progeny is worthy.
The chic I'm fucking right now is into video games and also riding my face. They exist I guess is my point. Unless you're completely anti-social and have no ability to interact with anyone then you can find a member of either sex into the things you're into, so I don't really buy the 'only guys were available into video games' argument.
Ive met innumerable straight men who are also grossed out by vagina. As a person who identifies as gay I actually like vaginas provided I like the person they are attached to. Same goes with dicks really but I like the look of dicks far more.
In general if a girl is nice she has a nice cunt. But all these pornstars like ripping their uvulas to shreds and pounding it and shit kinda just leaves me gobsmacked. Godbsmacked by grossness
I'd say that's true of all relationships. If you like someone, of course they have a nice cunt / dick. Then the moment you break up with them, if a bad breakup, they'll say 'she was loose like a mayo jar' or 'he was small and unsatisfactory' ... perception is reality based on feelings, gay straight or bi.
How do you get hard then? Are you sexually attracted to anything?
Hard to say, a tidy one in a pic is OK, but come face to face and with the smells and tastes (that ain't bad, just not for me)
It's weird, it's not like i secretly want a dick at all, I'd always take a woman, just Im repulsed in person by vagoos
Yeah like I said, ive just met so many different people with such widely varied and surprising sexualities that trying to find a pattern would be almost as big a waste of time as studying psychiatry (lolz)
Not attracted to men. I've borderline tried to be gay, but I just can't get hard for a guy, or like wish to be really physically close to one.
Would if I could tbh. I also find myself alot more confident with guys aswell, so I always had alot of guy friends, but always been awkward around women and I almost never share interests with women.
Truly OP, I've tried.
Ironically you're probably not alone, just no one says it. Yay more for me. I do regularly hear from women I date that a guy enjoying licking their pussy is rare. I love it. Is a prerequisite for me for sex. The scent, taste and feel, and getting them an orgasm (if possible) once before even getting up to the point of inserting my cock usually gets me hard. Plus love to keep that scent on my upper lip all day to remind me of the fun.
Pic related ex, very tight pussy, and Mexican pussy is some of the best flavor imo
Jokes on you, im a transsexual so my sex life is even more fun
other night I fucked a married couple, first fucked the woman in front of her husband, then fucked him in front of her, then had him fuck me in the ass while I ate his wife out. I get so much couples wanting to fuck me I have to turn some down.
Lost my shit. Lmao. How come the reasonable part of the male gay community is so based? You guys are like the japan posters of sexuality.
Youre right, im straight, and i still find TaySway to be unattractive. I know plenty of men with a far more feminine body.
so? I doubt any of you get to have sex as a man and a woman, let alone fully live as a girl 99% of the day
femanon, but thanks! nice to see someone doesnt want to cum inside her. god,the cringe. And, is it just me, or is gay porn better than straight porn? Gay porn seems a lot more sensual, rather than just fucking for the sake of it.
Wow you get to be even more of a slave to stupid oppressive gender norms forced upon you by fucking Christians and Hollywood and fucking dumb people. Eat that shit up like you eat up your fucking estrogen pills you idiot.
Most porn is krap, but so is most of any other form of entertainment, doesn't necessarily state one orientation is more sensual than another.
Personally, I like jug-sex. I have a cyber-pussy topper customized to fit the jugs at my local social functions, access to the kitchen before-hand, and go all out. I cum up to three times in an hour, pull off the topper, then rinse myself off in the juice (usually lemonade or fruit punch), shaking it hard to both rinse and mix, shivering out those last drops of cum, then enjoy watching them all drink.
More satisfying than standard sex in any orientation anyway.
>implying it's different in the third world
This is why being gay is superior. It's literally having a best friend you fuck while not having to deal with any of women's bullshit.
Comfy as fuck. Been in a relationship for 4 and a half years.
I dont know, im hardly gay, but i have a few gay friends and theyve shown me some shit because i forced them to watch bible black. Honestly, i cant really tell a difference between them apart from the obvious. The real variable that modulates what youre talking about is the target population theyre aiming for in terms of masculine vs feminine. If theyre aiming for more sensitive, empathetic, feminine people, whether man or woman, you tend to see more passionate love making, and vice versa for masculine/mixed crowds.
Because it might cause a rift between my wife and I.
Fuck you. Bisexuality is where it is at. You're built for both why not enjoy both. Sorry bout ya straights and gays.
5/10 for making me reply.
No way. I love women. I will always fight for the underdog, no matter how annoying or 'psycho' or whatever. Coz that's where the fight is at, the fun is at, where the struggle is rill.
Thats kinda why I hate trannies. So far the only reason ive encountered why someone wants to be a woman is so they can live out their stupid gender norms in peace. I dont hold it against them for being slaves to society coz thats the way society is built, but I feel they are doing more harm than good. Only because they mainly just look like such freaks, which is harder for normies to accept.
We need more freaks anyway.
OP do you want to be sent to middle east? It seems like it
We straight people are mentally stable and those who are attracted to the same sex are the faggots. We live to reproduce and gay marriage should be banned everywhere..
>Femboys will fuck anything with a pulse, spend your money like water, and cut you off the moment you cease to interest them sexually
>Doms will fuck you senseless, fuck everyone else senseless, and drop you the moment you cease to worship them
Thats what you're bred to believe. Since Eve who was made out of the poo of Adam fucked it up for all manking by eating the apple coz shes a psycho bitch with no self control. All worship the book. But its OK Anon, I forgive you.
Since when did it become a choice to be straight?
Men are not sexually attractive to other men. The male physique, if worked on, and kept in a healthy state, can be objectively beautiful, the same way a wild and healthy tiger is beautiful.
Anyone who jumps from this appreciation to lust, is clearly showing signs of a cognitive dysfunction, which aren't natural to most healthy individuals.
Studies have proven that straights have different face structures that can be identified. Similar to how downs and autism have different facial structures. Its a mental disability.
Lol, dont get me stuck on the clusterfuck of garbage that is psychology. Waste of time.
"75 percent you say? Put that in the journal!" Is the catchphrase of my favourite superhero Vandalizer- Professor in Psychology by day, evil psychokinetic mind bender by night. His dream is to coax the entire world into believing his stupid conclusions and owning and judging the entire world based on bullshit
I dont want to call you tinfoil because its a buzzword, but that was pretty tinfoily. Psychology isnt the professors opinions on the matter. Its the data itself. Its all data related to the understanding of the human mind, which youre making assertions on, which means its viable. You cant reasonably discredit all of psychology because SJW politics. Not all of us are commies.
Have you tried sticking stuff up your ass and beating off while it?
I wonder if a man who gets pleasure from that, since it's the prostate and all that, could simply afford to let another guy fuck him.
It would literally be a no homo relationship.
I agree with the other guy. There are people suffering out here, and you still find some way to bitch about the great peaceful life youre living. If youre not in the shit or actively working on the shit, your opinion on the shit doesnt matter.
No, you're retarded and can't read. I said I enjoy leading a peaceful life. I didn't go on to bitch about anything. Gays can do whatever the fuck they want; I don't care about their lives any more or less than anyone else's. My problem is when they get in my face and tell me that I have to be proactive in their lives.
>Objective beauty doesnt even exist
Well, if you start from this premise then there's not even an argument here to be analyzed.
"...if beauty is entirely subjective—that is, if anything that anyone holds to be or experiences as beautiful is beautiful (as James Kirwan, for example, asserts)—then it seems that the word has no meaning, or that we are not communicating anything when we call something beautiful except perhaps an approving personal attitude..."
Yes, objective beauty DOES exist, and it's very easy to isolate.
What indicates a disorder is dysfunctionality vs functionality, not normality across a populace. Gayness doesnt cause any significant form of dysfunction, therefore it is not a disorder. Now if the gay guy or girl had narcissism issues, like plenty of trannys in the other threads, then itd be a disorder. Not the gayness, but the excessive narcissism.
Just how fucking stupid are you? Literal landwhales were praised as beautiful a couple centuries ago. Yes, it all boils down to personal taste you idiot. If you just take two people alone you're gonna see that they have a myriad of different standards of what is beautiful and what is not, even people who like the same subject, i.e. people who find skinny women beautiful while others find it disgusting and etc. We are in a literal gay thread and gay men have extremely varied taste when it comes to men. Some find hulking males beautiful, while others find them disgusting but die for fuccbois.
Just how fucking stupid are you, seriously? Also,
You do know the Beauty he speaks of consists of a hypothetical world that is not this one where the ultimate Truth dwells, right? Retard.
if i have my arms folded when talking to you, text book psychology says that i'm being defensive when the truth is that the majority of people cross their arms or put their hands in their pockets for comfort
psychology and arts degrees aren't worth the paper they're written on
>Literal landwhales were praised as beautiful a couple centuries ago
>it all boils down to personal taste
>If you just take two people alone you're gonna see that they have a myriad of different standards of what is beautiful and what is not
>gay men have extremely varied taste when it comes to men. Some find hulking males beautiful, while others find them disgusting but die for fuccbois.
That's relevant to the topic for what reason, exactly? I already said the homosexual trait is a defect, they could be attracted to trees, dead people, or children, for all I care, those simply aren't normal traits.
Because sucking dick in a non-homosexual way is healthier.
Common perception across a populace isnt objectivity. What youre arguing with this post is whether or not beauty exists as an objective concept, while in the post before, you pushed the idea that there is only one universal form of beauty and any other perception of it is a distortion (attraction to men is unnatural, therefore it is a distortion, therefore its a sickness).
Every time i argue with you fags, it comes down to semantics, and you guys dont even notice.
Ill read your source later just to see the guys understanding of it, simply because threads die too fast to do it now. The idea of objective beauty is retarded, and im assuming your source is too because his quote was fallacious (things can be entirely subjective and still have meaning because meaning too has to do with a humans perception, this is well known to everyone who is not an autist), but im always up for learning.
Perception of beauty is discovered through sensation which is reliant on the human psyche. Think of the mind/brain as a function machine that inputs experience/sensation and the output as our perception (beauty lies in this area). Knowing that it requires going through a function like that and has no actual measurable physical presence, it is therefore subjective. Maybe he has some more data that alters that, probably not. Ill still listen to him.
you have to look at the particulars in the text. If someone is folding their arms, its because they MAY be defensive. Its a defensive posture, but you have to take into consideration loads of other variables to figure out whats really going on. Its a system. Its misinterpretations like these that fuel the shitty part of psychology.
Because even if i were gay i'd still be the hideous, unlikable, unlovable, irritating, lazy shitcunt i am now.
Don't get me wrong i've thought about trying it simply for some physical affection but i doubt i'd get any more success than i get being straight.
i was probably born to be gay
i liked girls more from an early age and only in the past year ive started to find much more men attractive. ive always liked only men romantically however. it's weird