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So why are most of you faggots straight when being gay is so much better
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mentally stable
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>>701377059
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>>701377059
/thread
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>>701377783
Bad bait try again
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>>701376756
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Because I'm not degenerate and I have decent mental health. Gay is NOT okay
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>>701376756
Because fucking a fag has the same risk of getting an STD as fucking a nigger.
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>>701378497
>browses 4chan
>isn't degenerate
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>>701378724
Try again
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Because I'm not a disgusting piece of shit.
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>>701378944
No valid argument
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>>701376756
just not attracted to dudes unfortunately. would be pretty cool to be gay, but just cant do it
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>>701376756

Two of my immediate co-workers are gay, AND they used to date. They're nothing but professional in the workplace but damn, I just prefer women.

Although we all get away with saying shit at this job I never would have before.
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>>701378895
No, AIDS/HIV, herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and genital warts are rampant.
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>>701379221
Yeah because promiscuous straight people definitely don't spread that shit around
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My brain aint wired like yours.
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>>701379525
Yeah I know I'm a faggot
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>>701379418
The concentrations are much higher in homosexuals. Small population, greater rate of infection. 1 in 10 women may have a disease, but about half of the homosexuals do.
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>>701379798
It's because of promiscuity
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>>701376756

How so?

Guys smell bad though.
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>>701380009
How do guys smell bad exactly
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>>701376756
I'm not
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Because i have high test concentrations.
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>>701379911
That and lack of responsibly. Homosexuals are more likely to engage in unprotected sex. I've had over 20 partners, and never once had even an infection. Condoms, common sense, and not scraping the bottom of the barrel for pussy.
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>>701376756
Honestly because I cannot stand men, and I am one

I wish I was born as a girl just so I could be a lesbian, fuck men
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>>701380325
Very true.
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Would be gay if I could, find guys easier to get along with in general.

Would be easier to get laid as well since a lot of faggots don't use sex as a fucking bargaining tool whereas nearly all women do.
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>>701377059
The human bodys pro create objective doesnt have a spot for faggotry as a use for this cause. It's straying from this that causes you to justifying a mentally unstable lifestyle as normal. Going against biology.

Unless you wanna be like a seahorse anon? You want that big belly?

/thread
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I'm a lesbian what are u talking about? DON'T ASSUME MY SEXUALITY
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>>701376756
Saw a straw poll recently on this board.
45% or so straight, the other options are gay/bi/tumblr tier and undecided.
Most of these fags aren't straight
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a dick is designed to be inserted into a vaginal canal, therefore seed erupts into the uterus and impregnates the womb, therefore another human is born.

a dick is not designed to be inserted into another man's ass. Pretty simple and straightforward.

the brains of gays, and trannies incorrectly developed during early stages of development, instead of growing in the correct way so that they prefer the opposite sex, that part of their neural pathways became warped.

sort of like someone with scoliosis, or you can find your own analogy.
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>>701380557
Nobody wants a useless fucking baby
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>>701380573
Reread my post. Notice the word most.
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>>701380644
I assume you condemn oral sex as well?
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>>701380532
the women who use sex as a bargaining tool never find happiness, they usually end up old and alone
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>>701380557
>going against biology
Muh appeal to nature.
>you're going against biology by seeing a dentist anon, you should let those teeth fall out, that's what wisdoms are for
>you're going against biology by getting your appendix out anon, you should die like you're supposed to, senescence is an evolved trait
>you're going against biology wearing glasses, you should go get hit by cars
>you're going against biology by taking this medicine/chemotherapy, you should just die like nature intended
>you're going against biology by farming, you should be a hunter gatherer and starve to death
>you're going against biology by being this fucking retarded
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>>701380644
>a dick is not designed
Only worthwhile part of this post is this out of context snippet, anon
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>>701380644
>a dick is not designed to be inserted into another man's ass. Pretty simple and straightforward.
then explain the prostate?
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>>701380068

They stink.

Even when chicks stink, it's not as heavy.
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>>701376756

because i was born this way. i didn't choose to be straight.

if that shit works for you it's gotta work for me too.
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>>701381074
If your sexuality is based on your sense of smell then boy do I have some news for you about vaginas
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>>701380638

Please.

You trust an anonymous online poll? Here?
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>>701376756
We were born this way. It's not a choice. Stop oppressing straight people by implying it is a choice.
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>>701381074
A woman can smell like shit and a man can smell amazing. I don't know why you're generalising by saying "men stink".
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pssstt… christfags… let the men fuck each other so I can claim all the women they are not fucking, stop trying to ruin my harem, men fucking men is great because of all the women they are not fucking, stop being a faggot with your religious bullshit
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>>701376756
OP's statement has just proved what has been said for years: "fag" is an insult, not a sexual term.
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>>701381148

Virgin, not all of us just learned that a female's genitalia has odors.
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A lot of gay men have horrible relationships! They can't stay committed very long. There are some that have well working long term relationships and get married have kids etc... But seems a lot of relationships for gays don't work long term.
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>>701376756
This question has an obvious answer for most anons
>wish I could be gay a little, women are hard to deal with but I am hardwired to want to fuck women

pretending that being gay wouldn't be a game changer and the best way to live life is a lie
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Grow some balls and talk to that girl you like and stop settling for guys who will fuck anything if they are desperate enough or mentally ill.
Pussy is so much better than dick.
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>>701381357
Nah.
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>>701381357
>the most disgusting webm I have ever seen
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>>701380557
Sometimes useless things are still selected in nature.
For example you might have a useless and potentially dangerous appendix. If you're a man you have breasts that don't lactate. You have wisdom teeth that can't chew, a tailbone but no tail.
There must be a reason why we continually see homosexuals among the population, in about the same proportions, over long periods of time. These people are getting their genes from straight parents. There doesn't need to be a reason for anything to develop in a species, it just does and stays if it benefits it in some way.
It's not as simple as "we live only to fuck"
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>>701381256

Sure they can, but tendencies are a thing. And no, they are not even tinier chicken tenders but what has been observed to be a constant.

Men tend to stink more, and harder.

Sure there are really tall women and really short men, but who tends to be taller? The stinkier sex.
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>>701381427
>faggot
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>>701380068
pheromones, men give off distinct odors as do females, straight men find female pheromones arousing while for gay men their brain chemicals react to male pheromones
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My mental health is ok, so why would i be gay?
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>>701376756
biology.
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>>701376756
i know is bait but threads like this belong to >>>/lgbt/, you'll find plenty of your kind there.
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>>701381489
Nope love women
but fat unattractive women I dont
liking fat chicks is a mental illness in itself
your basically a nigger
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>>701381616
this 100%
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>>701380644
look at the big boy, talking about "neural pathway warping" and "correct development"
he must be right, and smart, and oh so handsome and wise.
maybe you are the underdeveloped one
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>>701381199
More than an identified one. Especially with this topic, people lie when their name is attatched to it. Some lowly anon will just be truthful.
The poll was asking /b/ users so it wouldn't make sense to have it eslewhere, would it?
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>>701376756
because being gay isn't a choice, i'm sexual attracted to womans
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>>701381616
>your basically a nigger
lol
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>>701381616
fat women are in the same category as men

a real woman does yoga and doesn't stuff her face with big macs everyday
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>>701380644
>I have no education in the subject but I read some websites and..,
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>>701381783

No.

But you can't trust any data gathered that way on /b/.

The idea that anonymity provides genuine responses is dead with this new wave of try hards. They posture and pretend to a crowd that can't even see them.
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>>701376756
I dont like dick that much.
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>>701381357
pls i need the name of that girl
for reasons
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>>701381616
>fat
>Russian
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>>701381309

Fucking this!
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>>701382081
>makeup
>fake tits

No thanks. I prefer natural men.
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>>701381895
but we need fat women in order to keep the black people at bay
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>>701381074
Straight men find it unpleasant. Women and gay men don't.
Just as you think women's smell is weaker and pleasant, gay men & straight women think it's stronger and unpleasant.
The man smell you describe as strong and unpleasant, smells weaker and pleasant to gay men & straight women.
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>>701382066
>>701381357
Same fag or nigger
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>>701382081
good job posting a pic where she dropped 40 pounds
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>>701382300
I posted the webm, I know her name. Why would I ask for her name. nigger
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>>701382081
lol clearly photo shooped
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>>701382134
my m8 who's gay told me that the length of a gay relationship should be x-by-seven just like dog years for comparison to the average length of a straight relationship lol
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>>701382414
Same year you started doing porn at 18.
>>701382454
you can see her in action in videos. Stop being a dumb nigger
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>>701376756
If I had a button that would kill every faggot from now til the end of time I would spam that shit. I hate fucking faggots so much. They are so fucked up in the head yet so proud of it. They feel the authority to shove it down the throats of innocent children at every opportunity, as well as flag it in the face of any who disagree with their lifestyle no matter how slight the feeling may be. They are the scourge of the human race, pure fucking evil.
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>>701382017
I just don't see why they'd lie
It was maybe 10% gay, 20% bi, 20% undecided, 5% tumblr 45% straight.
That's 65% of men that like women or vice versa. Seems to match up with the content
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>>701382236
with the fat chicks they can still reproduce, instead they should be made gay (or at least provided traps) for population control
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>>701382514
ok so she gained 40 pounds after doing porn
which led to the current webm>>701381357

still fucking gross
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>>701376756
I'm moving forward wth evolutions not backwards
>you gay nigger
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>>701376756
Because sitting like that dude to read a book looks really uncomfortable.
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>>701376756
How can it be better when you're a faggot? You hear me, faggot? It's like you're OP every goddamn day of your life. Fuck that.
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>>701376756
>So why are most of you faggots alive when being death is so much better

not sage, because it made me kek
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>>701382718
Am gay. Not a nigger
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>>701376756
It's not a choice. That's just how I was born. You just have to accept my lifestyle of fucking fine puss and moterboating delicious tits.
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>>701382805
You made me kek too
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>>701376756
The only good thing about being bi/gay is the sex,otherwise you can't have a normal and functioning family
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>>701382134
Which is unlike straight relationships completely...
How many girls do you know that are in and out of relationships all the time about every 3-6 months hooking up with the newest loser?
That whole happily ever after thing is bullshit, people change their minds, their needs. Young people don't settle down.
Those stable guys with kids and a house are settled, they know their needs, they have their needs.
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>>701382559
don't forget trans-lesbians who like to dress up as girls and go to bars to pick up lesbians to have heterosexual intercourse with
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>>701382531
Watch another hour of TV and make believe that gays are doing the brainwashing
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>>701379132
This. I really don't like women, but my penis does. I've tried 2 dudes and I'm just not into it.
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>>701381616
>liking fat chicks is a mental illness itself

Is mental illness a new buzzword? Is it the new cringy? Basically a replacement for "Anything i dont like"?
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>>701383174
pretty much, edgy is another one too
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>>701376756
i love the idea of settling arguments by punching my boyfriend in the face everytime we had a fight, my girlfriend just cries like a toddler when we fight and i can't do shit
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>>701383305
Oh man, edgy has been a buzzword for a while. I remember when it specifically referred to betas trying to act more hardcore than they really are. That was the only reason it was negative. Dark stuff used to be welcomed with open arms, ie gore/rekt threads.
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>>701383174
if you don't follow someone's specific religion or are an atheist they call you a fedora
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>>701382158
Those are natural.
>>701382081
>very well developed
>Czech
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>>701383174
anyone with a left wing stance automatically comes from tumbler or reddit
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>>701383680
We should compile a list of these retarded words and get the board owner to run a filter that converts them to happy/nice phrases, just to shake things up.

So far we have cringy, fedora, edgy, and mentally ill. Should we throw nigger in there? Its still got a bit of its older definition.
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>>701383832
They don't look natural.
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>>701383956
I remember when nigger filtered to "roody poo" or something like that, faggot used to be "candyass"

that was years ago and I'm all for a new and updated one
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>>701376756
Four words

Kill your self faggot
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Because I don't want to get shit on my cock
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>>701383956
>>701383898
>>701383680
tumblr
reddit
cringy
fedora
edgy
mentally ill
sjw
nigger

Do we have a buzzword that represents those freaks over on pol? Neo-Nazi is the actual term for who they are, so its really not much of a buzzword.
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>>701383956
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/air-sprays
Unity
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>>701384246
How do i contact this hot pocket devouring board owner? I need this.
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>>701384262
so you wouldn't fuck a girl in the ass?
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>>701384505
the buzzword for pol is pol
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>>701376756
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/air-sprays
Peace
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>>701384596
he sold it to some asian guy a long time ago, his name was moot and he was the biggest faggot of them all
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>>701376756
OP it's like you've never been here before.

>>701378497
Admit it you like cock!
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>>701384724
>>701384573
Why are you posting nigger shit jamal?
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>>701378497
>not degenerate
Kid, you browse fucking /b/.
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>>701384632
Of course not. That's for closet faggots
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>>701384800
I didnt ask who he was you meme spewing fuck. i need pictures. PICTURES OF HOW TO CONTACT THAT ASIAN FAGGOT.
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>>701384840
I like cock when its owner just shuts the fuck up and takes it. Jerking your little meat switch is fine. Its the part where you spam everything and try to make straight people gay that everyone hates. Those were containment threads.
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>>701376756 I simply cant deal without pussy, also not physically atracted to man and most of all I hate ABBA!
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>>701376756
wow, a literal faggot
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>>701384936
you could probably find that info on this site dumb ass, or try google for "owner of 4chan" or some shit
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>>701385086
Understandable.
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>>701384899
then you are missing out on the full female body experience, if you really like girls you'd fuck them in every hole you could fit
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>>701376756
I don't ever want to hear another fucking word about how gays are oppressed, then.
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>>701385672
well there are places in the world where they are killed on site, specifically the sand nigger countries

so homophobes are actually islamic terrorist sympathizers
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>>701385244
Joke went over your head on that one, huh?
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>>701376756
>most of you faggots straight
implying /b/ isnt filld with fags, 8 out of 10 threads are either trap or some other gay ass shit
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>>701379132
/thread
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>>701381074
I have never noticed this smell. The only smell I notice on men or women is their shampoo or body wash. ANd I prefer the fruity smells of women, but I prefer sex with men.
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>>701381309
>Implying all male/female relationships always work out
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Because JESUS is your saviour and The Lord Himself said "Though most evilest thing is Stupid Woman Cunt eating Apple, Stupid Useless Ribless Woman and also Fagfags will Suffer Oppression Worldwide Everywhere for centuries because Lol I am Fucking Christ and all of you are Useless Fucking Slaves, Americans and Jews, Also Black People, Suck My Fat Hairy Clit you Fucking Robot Pigfuckers."
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Sexual orientation is a big illusion, everyone is told they need to identify as a thing and that label means that you can't deviate outside of it, that's bullshit. There is no such thing as 'straight' guys in nature, it's a social construct created to shortcut information about someone and to create a self-image of masculinity
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>>701381074
I am a man and I can agree that it's absolutely disgusting how some men smell, but that's mostly because they never learned to be self aware of it.
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>>701381074
Men or women can smell nasty as fuck. Men might smell worse because they sweat more.
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>>701386836
You really cant smell the difference between men and women?
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>>701381309
That's like just relationships in general man but you wouldn't know right?
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>>701388836
Yes, I have. They do smell different. But, I do not think it is that big of a deal as this guy is making it.
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Daily reminder that if you were straight you'd have to enjoy eating this KEK!!!
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>>701388083
Lol, goy pseudo-academia nonsense
>durr sociology
>durr contemporary psych

Our biology is naturally hetero by default, as are most (all) living things which require genetic supplication and recombination to reproduce.
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>>701389410
gross
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>>701381148
Vaginas smell great when youre dtf.
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>>701389410
id eat that for the rest of my life if I could, sause btw?
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>>701389957
gross
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Up because... women?

Sorry, I would invert the question... how can you be a male homo when.. women. How can you prefer hairy asshole cock and balls versus this?
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Umm YES, yes I would, and I would lick her until she gave me more, and hope to carry her scent on my upper lip all day long to remind me of it also. And steal her panties to suck on later.>>701389410
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>>701389842
Except for humans which are one of the only animals to have sex for pleasure. When you are horny you are not thinking "I really need to make a baby right now." you are just thinking "I really want to get off right now."
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>>701390179
OP here. I don't find that attractive at all.
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>>701390179
Mean to quote OP
>>701376756
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>>701389842
Ten percent of rams are exclusively homosexual. Some same sex penguins mate for life and rear children together

Love straightfags being so blinded by their own slavelike Christian ideology they cant see past the end of their tiny little dicks. Enjoy your shitty slave life you scummy pigfucker.
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>>701390370
Exactly.
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>>701376756
because I like pussy and you gayfags need to get burned alive
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>>701390179
She is cute but most attractive women today are just huge, hideous fucking whorish sluts. They think the hottest, most desirable thing ever is to cake their faces in garbage and be insecure about everything and think that theiyre desirable, its disgusting. Pornstars are the worst, dunno how anyone can find all that self aggrandizing poseur shit so hot, especially knowing she gets paid around two hundred bucks and deep down hates herself... yeurgh
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>>701390376
To each their own, friend. I would eat that asshole and pussy all day long. I could be tempted to be bi if a fag had an equally smooth ass and was willing to be a receiver only, but frankly, those are rare to almost non-existant and I don't like to suck dick, so therefore, I remain a lover of pussy.
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>>701390630
I could give a shit if she has makeup on or not. In fact prefer chicks that go without. If I were picking raw, I'd pick more like this...
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>>701390370
all animals have sex for pleasure, my dog fucks fucking table legs u retard.

How can people be this blind
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>>701376756
I love tits and pussy, find the female form very sexy, don't find men or penises attractive. That's it really.
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>>701390693
That's awesome you like pussy. I used to as well. I used to worship the female body. I was straight as an arrow. But then I soon got bored of women and became gay. So essentially, I was so straight that I became gay. I know it sounds ridiculous but that's what happened to me.
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>>701381427
Not a fan of plump huh?
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>>701391007
I dont really care about makeup its just the insecurity that really gets to me, the slavelike adherence to whats expected of them from their labels and basically just buying into fucking everything and getting used to and accustomed to having everything handed to them.

As a particularly handsome fagfag I have hot bitches breathing down my neck 24/7 (natures irony) and honestly it is just as revolting as when a man does it. Then you have traps whose sole purpose in life is envy and jealousy of that shit and are willing to mutilate themselves and take pills and deny their sex and shit just to following some constructed gender norm, dont get me started on that fucking shit /endrant
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>>701391312
That is strange. Did u have any gay experiences as a 'straight' man? Wtf happened? Honestly it brings to mind some of the gayest straight people ive ever met
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>>701380644
Yeah but dictating your entire life around nature is retarded. Were better than nature to a degree and thats why civilization exists.

A man chooses, a slave obeys faggot.
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>>701391312
> so straight I became gay

I got some bad news for you
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>>701377059
fpbp
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It's possible. I only recently would accepted being bi in the way of being a giver only, funnily enough because of amazingly feminine traps posted on 4chan. But the OPs argument how can you like gooey pussy, well... I do. I would suck it all day long and try to find ways to make it make as much delicious pussy juice / goo as possible.
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>>701391602
Yeah no lie, im not even that gayfag, but i dont actually like looking at grool. It reminds me of the juices id find in plants, some of which is poisonous. I guess my brain decided to relate that sight to the disgust i feel near the poison.

That or im super gay idk.
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>>701391465
Pretty much I thought about pussy and tits only. Just looking at a woman with a bra and panties on would get me hard. I loved the female body and idolized it. I guess I just got bored and wanted to try something new and now I don't feel the same way about females. Plus, I have more in common with other dudes which would make a relationship feel so much better. I can't relate to women. It feels if I did get in a relationship with a woman, it would only be because I want to get inside her pants instead of actually liking her for her. With another man, I can have someone who I have many things in common with (video games, politics, etc.) and also be my sex partner. Hopefully you understand.
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>>701391821
I love pussy, will lick and suck it as much as possible. Pic related and >>701391602's pick related
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>>701391953
I find that repulsive.
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>>701391823
Because you're open to it, if I were to guess you're either bi or gay, but you might consider that you were just hanging with an incompatible crowd of chics. I've known chics I relate to better than men, but that's not an indicator of sexuality by itself in my opinion.
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>>701392020
But you would suck semen out of a dick?

Well I find the latter repulsive. (shrug) to each their own
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>>701392231
Fuck yes I would
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>>701392166
Yes but obviously I am not only romantically attracted to men but also sexually
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>>701392353
Well then you can suck mine while I suck on >>701391953 and we'd both be happy lol.
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>>701392353
>>701392020
Why do you have to be such a fag and hijack my convos?
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>>701392417
Oh so you're bi?
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>>701377059
>Be OP
>Start a retard story thread on /b/
>Everyone laughs at OP
>Everyone jeers at OP
>Everyone makes fun of OP
>Someone dox's OP
>Massive box deliveries
>Massive pizza deliveries for days!
>OPs parents find out what he did.
>Dad: "Son, I am disappoint!"
>Mom: "You're such a little faggot!"

Moral of the story?

>OP IS ALWAYS A FAGGOT!
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>>701392231
I find that pussies are inherently more disgusting than dicks.
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>>701392521
Only as a giver. Call me selfish, I'll fuck anything warm and tight, even misused church objects before, but not into cock to taste or suck.
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>>701391823
I can understand how tastes differ and change as you age. People's sexuality is far more nuanced and more often than not totally inexplicable, trying to explain it seems more complicated than understanding psychology/psychiatry (lol)

It is a shame that the Christians and Hollywood etc. has managed to employ such a stranglehold on something that could really change the world for the better. Slave indeed
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>>701392387
When you were straight, did you find the idea of sex with a man/a dick/whatever physically repulsive? Serious question pls wb
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>>701392654
Well then that defines your sexuality :)
I am the exact inverse of that, loving pussy but disliking penis.
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>>701392654
Agreed, some pussies are good looking. But 90% look like some sort or warty growth or a flesh wound that never got to heal properly. That, or they look like hamburger buns.
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>>701380644
Hands are designed to grab branches and swing through trees. Daddy ape swings to mommy ape, has the sex, therefore another ape is born

Hands are not designed to poke, slap or pet. It's simple and straightforward

The brains of humans incorrectly developed due to recent mutations, instead of growing in the correct way so that they will only grasp branches, that part of their neural pathways became warped.
This allowed them to become the world's apex predator and some other cool shit too.


Evolution is always happening. There is no efficient or inefficient organism living on this planet. Only once an organism has died without biological (and/or social) progeny, it can said to be biologically worthless. Any creature with surviving biological (and/or social) progeny is worthy.
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>>701376756
Cuz I was born with this sexuality you absolute gaylord retards this is the argument we used to make you legal now fuck off.
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>>701391823
The chic I'm fucking right now is into video games and also riding my face. They exist I guess is my point. Unless you're completely anti-social and have no ability to interact with anyone then you can find a member of either sex into the things you're into, so I don't really buy the 'only guys were available into video games' argument.
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>>701393266
+1
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>>701393054
Ive met innumerable straight men who are also grossed out by vagina. As a person who identifies as gay I actually like vaginas provided I like the person they are attached to. Same goes with dicks really but I like the look of dicks far more.
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>>701376756
I like females and dont stress over them
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>>701393099
In general if a girl is nice she has a nice cunt. But all these pornstars like ripping their uvulas to shreds and pounding it and shit kinda just leaves me gobsmacked. Godbsmacked by grossness
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>>701393047
Yep
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>>701393323
I'm straight and find most vaginas disgusting
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>>701393448
I'd say that's true of all relationships. If you like someone, of course they have a nice cunt / dick. Then the moment you break up with them, if a bad breakup, they'll say 'she was loose like a mayo jar' or 'he was small and unsatisfactory' ... perception is reality based on feelings, gay straight or bi.
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>>701393624
Do u have a trap fantasy?
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>>701393624
Sucks to be you! But have heard similar things. How many vaginas have you had intimate relationships with?
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>>701393730
Nope I have zero interest in dicks and men, I love women, there's no doubts, just oral and vaginas gross me put a bit
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>>701393730
That was my thought... 'straight' but will eventually gay after maturation / realization / becoming comfortable with it.
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>>701393809
4, last one is at 11 years now and married to me, I get by, but i do it for her not me
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>>701393955
Of no kind? Hairy / hairless, innie / outtie / wet / other?
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>tfw straight but have cock fetish due to too much practicing for girls with a friend in middle/high school
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>>701393955
How do you get hard then? Are you sexually attracted to anything?
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>>701394173

Hard to say, a tidy one in a pic is OK, but come face to face and with the smells and tastes (that ain't bad, just not for me)

It's weird, it's not like i secretly want a dick at all, I'd always take a woman, just Im repulsed in person by vagoos
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>>701393894
Yeah like I said, ive just met so many different people with such widely varied and surprising sexualities that trying to find a pattern would be almost as big a waste of time as studying psychiatry (lolz)
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>>701394425
I get hard through foreplay, kissing cuddling blow jobs etc.im normal In every other way
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>>701376756
Not attracted to men. I've borderline tried to be gay, but I just can't get hard for a guy, or like wish to be really physically close to one.

Would if I could tbh. I also find myself alot more confident with guys aswell, so I always had alot of guy friends, but always been awkward around women and I almost never share interests with women.

Truly OP, I've tried.
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>>701393311
Even if a chick was into video games I still wouldn't want to have sex with her. As I said I'm not into women.
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>>701394894
So basically you like women for sex and guys for pretty much everything else
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>>701394440
Ironically you're probably not alone, just no one says it. Yay more for me. I do regularly hear from women I date that a guy enjoying licking their pussy is rare. I love it. Is a prerequisite for me for sex. The scent, taste and feel, and getting them an orgasm (if possible) once before even getting up to the point of inserting my cock usually gets me hard. Plus love to keep that scent on my upper lip all day to remind me of the fun.

Pic related ex, very tight pussy, and Mexican pussy is some of the best flavor imo
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>>701393099
What the fuck is wrong with hamburger buns?
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>>701395081
So every straight male in the first world?
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>>701376756
because they like to jack off to unattractive white bitches like taylor swift.
at least our people our attractive.
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I would be gay if i wasnt attracted to women, dating a guy sounds so much fucking easier.
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>>701376756
Jokes on you, im a transsexual so my sex life is even more fun

other night I fucked a married couple, first fucked the woman in front of her husband, then fucked him in front of her, then had him fuck me in the ass while I ate his wife out. I get so much couples wanting to fuck me I have to turn some down.
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>>701395531
Lost my shit. Lmao. How come the reasonable part of the male gay community is so based? You guys are like the japan posters of sexuality.

Youre right, im straight, and i still find TaySway to be unattractive. I know plenty of men with a far more feminine body.
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>>701395743
Bullshit. Proof or fake and gay.
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>>701395843
i'm not posting my boobs here you thirsty faggot, last time someone recognized me
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>>701395743
Fucking disgusting
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>>701395743
What a healthy and fulfilling lifestyle. Enjoy
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>>701395995
so? I doubt any of you get to have sex as a man and a woman, let alone fully live as a girl 99% of the day
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>>701396098
Trannies need to seek help
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>>701396194
I already did moron, transition is the only medical treatment for gender dysphoria.
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>>701395791
femanon, but thanks! nice to see someone doesnt want to cum inside her. god,the cringe. And, is it just me, or is gay porn better than straight porn? Gay porn seems a lot more sensual, rather than just fucking for the sake of it.
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>>701396291
Nah. The treatment is realizing you are born one gender and you will always be that gender
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>>701396098
Wow you get to be even more of a slave to stupid oppressive gender norms forced upon you by fucking Christians and Hollywood and fucking dumb people. Eat that shit up like you eat up your fucking estrogen pills you idiot.
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>>701396471
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexual
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>>701396399
Most porn is krap, but so is most of any other form of entertainment, doesn't necessarily state one orientation is more sensual than another.

Personally, I like jug-sex. I have a cyber-pussy topper customized to fit the jugs at my local social functions, access to the kitchen before-hand, and go all out. I cum up to three times in an hour, pull off the topper, then rinse myself off in the juice (usually lemonade or fruit punch), shaking it hard to both rinse and mix, shivering out those last drops of cum, then enjoy watching them all drink.

More satisfying than standard sex in any orientation anyway.
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>>701376756
Because I don't find any men sexually attractive.

And being gay is gay.
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>>701395513
>implying it's different in the third world

This is why being gay is superior. It's literally having a best friend you fuck while not having to deal with any of women's bullshit.

Comfy as fuck. Been in a relationship for 4 and a half years.
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>>701396728
Seek help
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>>701396931
YES.
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i am bi
so that does that mean i am only have faggot
a fag
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>>701396399
I dont know, im hardly gay, but i have a few gay friends and theyve shown me some shit because i forced them to watch bible black. Honestly, i cant really tell a difference between them apart from the obvious. The real variable that modulates what youre talking about is the target population theyre aiming for in terms of masculine vs feminine. If theyre aiming for more sensitive, empathetic, feminine people, whether man or woman, you tend to see more passionate love making, and vice versa for masculine/mixed crowds.
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>>701376756

Because it might cause a rift between my wife and I.
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Being gay is fucking awesome, you can fuck a guy and not have to worry about getting him pregnant, going crazy, or claiming you raped them.

Women are fucking psychos.
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>>701395743
I'm pretty sure number of stds =/= IQ
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Places I've inseminated 1
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>>701376756

>Why Straight?
>Be faggot.

Fuck you. Bisexuality is where it is at. You're built for both why not enjoy both. Sorry bout ya straights and gays.

5/10 for making me reply.
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>>701397275
I love how every single truly gay man ive ever run into, no matter the personality, has come to that same exact conclusion.

Women are fucking psychos.
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Your typical homosexual
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>>701376756
Christ, when will you Tumblr perverts go home?
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t b h i hate being straight. Girlr are annoying and unable to love, however as much as i try i can hardly get attratcted by men
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Places I've inseminated 2
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>>701376756
i am gay tho?

I don't think it's better though...Being Bi is the best way to be i think
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>>701397775
No way. I love women. I will always fight for the underdog, no matter how annoying or 'psycho' or whatever. Coz that's where the fight is at, the fun is at, where the struggle is rill.
Thats kinda why I hate trannies. So far the only reason ive encountered why someone wants to be a woman is so they can live out their stupid gender norms in peace. I dont hold it against them for being slaves to society coz thats the way society is built, but I feel they are doing more harm than good. Only because they mainly just look like such freaks, which is harder for normies to accept.
We need more freaks anyway.
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>>701397547
Is it gay enjoying watching both men and women drink cum?
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>>701398174
women are still fucking psychos anon
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OP do you want to be sent to middle east? It seems like it

We straight people are mentally stable and those who are attracted to the same sex are the faggots. We live to reproduce and gay marriage should be banned everywhere..
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>>701376756
Repentance
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>>701376756
>Femboys will fuck anything with a pulse, spend your money like water, and cut you off the moment you cease to interest them sexually

>Doms will fuck you senseless, fuck everyone else senseless, and drop you the moment you cease to worship them
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>>701398472
Thats what you're bred to believe. Since Eve who was made out of the poo of Adam fucked it up for all manking by eating the apple coz shes a psycho bitch with no self control. All worship the book. But its OK Anon, I forgive you.
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>>701398271
Im afraid that yes that is very gay and u r gae
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Studies have proven gays have different face structures that can be identified. Similar to Downs and autism. It's a mental disability.
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>>701398793
this
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>>701399227
citation, faggot
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>>701398817
Anon i believe that because of experience, and if you want me to get scientific on you i could post anything that indicates a higher rate of neuroses in females.
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>>701376756
Since when did it become a choice to be straight?

Men are not sexually attractive to other men. The male physique, if worked on, and kept in a healthy state, can be objectively beautiful, the same way a wild and healthy tiger is beautiful.

Anyone who jumps from this appreciation to lust, is clearly showing signs of a cognitive dysfunction, which aren't natural to most healthy individuals.
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>>701400016
You took the b8. You must be new here.
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>>701399227
Studies have proven that straights have different face structures that can be identified. Similar to how downs and autism have different facial structures. Its a mental disability.
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>>701399460
Lol, dont get me stuck on the clusterfuck of garbage that is psychology. Waste of time.
"75 percent you say? Put that in the journal!" Is the catchphrase of my favourite superhero Vandalizer- Professor in Psychology by day, evil psychokinetic mind bender by night. His dream is to coax the entire world into believing his stupid conclusions and owning and judging the entire world based on bullshit
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>>701376756
faggots are attention-seeking drama queens. I like leaving a peaceful life, not one where I'm constantly trying to validate myself through other's disgust for me.
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!

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=751916981
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>>701399307
Theres plenty

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24132775
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>>701400303
Typical American, sleeping soundly at night while his own neighbour is probably getting butt fucked in the ass over a medical system screwing over its own citizens.
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>>701400016
Nigger are you dumb? Objective beauty doesnt even exist because beauty is determined by the psyche of the perceiver.

Reality isnt as simple as you think it is.
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>>701400415
>There's plenty!
>1

Typical psychfag
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>>701400196
Straights are in majority, and are considered the norm and not disabled. If everyone was downs then non-downs people would be the disabled people. Nt tho
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>>701376756
Faggot
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>>701400614
That's progressive
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>>701400282
I dont want to call you tinfoil because its a buzzword, but that was pretty tinfoily. Psychology isnt the professors opinions on the matter. Its the data itself. Its all data related to the understanding of the human mind, which youre making assertions on, which means its viable. You cant reasonably discredit all of psychology because SJW politics. Not all of us are commies.
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>>701398045

Have you tried sticking stuff up your ass and beating off while it?

I wonder if a man who gets pleasure from that, since it's the prostate and all that, could simply afford to let another guy fuck him.

It would literally be a no homo relationship.
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>>701376756
>straight
>gay
>not fucking anything that moves in 2016
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>>701400303
I agree with the other guy. There are people suffering out here, and you still find some way to bitch about the great peaceful life youre living. If youre not in the shit or actively working on the shit, your opinion on the shit doesnt matter.
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>>701400586
>probably didnt read it
>expects someone to find and post ALL the sources
>finishes off with an ad hominem

Not even that guy but your kind makes me laugh every time.
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>>701401170
No, you're retarded and can't read. I said I enjoy leading a peaceful life. I didn't go on to bitch about anything. Gays can do whatever the fuck they want; I don't care about their lives any more or less than anyone else's. My problem is when they get in my face and tell me that I have to be proactive in their lives.
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>>701400558
>Objective beauty doesnt even exist
Well, if you start from this premise then there's not even an argument here to be analyzed.

"...if beauty is entirely subjective—that is, if anything that anyone holds to be or experiences as beautiful is beautiful (as James Kirwan, for example, asserts)—then it seems that the word has no meaning, or that we are not communicating anything when we call something beautiful except perhaps an approving personal attitude..."

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/beauty/#ObjSub

Yes, objective beauty DOES exist, and it's very easy to isolate.
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>>701400890
How to tell if someone is a psychologist - they sound smart, are backed up by years of training in rubbish
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>>701400558
>Objective beauty doesn't exist
So why do men strongly prefer a certain body type over fatties?
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>>701401368
Of course ive read it, its only the most popular bullshit psychological 'scientific journal' article of all time. Get over yourself, you're an idiot.
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>>701400614
What indicates a disorder is dysfunctionality vs functionality, not normality across a populace. Gayness doesnt cause any significant form of dysfunction, therefore it is not a disorder. Now if the gay guy or girl had narcissism issues, like plenty of trannys in the other threads, then itd be a disorder. Not the gayness, but the excessive narcissism.
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>>701393180
you, sir, at terrible at analogies and making points

good lord
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>>701401376
How do you sleep at night
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>>701401407
Just how fucking stupid are you? Literal landwhales were praised as beautiful a couple centuries ago. Yes, it all boils down to personal taste you idiot. If you just take two people alone you're gonna see that they have a myriad of different standards of what is beautiful and what is not, even people who like the same subject, i.e. people who find skinny women beautiful while others find it disgusting and etc. We are in a literal gay thread and gay men have extremely varied taste when it comes to men. Some find hulking males beautiful, while others find them disgusting but die for fuccbois.

Just how fucking stupid are you, seriously? Also,
>citing Plato

You do know the Beauty he speaks of consists of a hypothetical world that is not this one where the ultimate Truth dwells, right? Retard.
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>>701393624
I'm so sorry for you
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>>701401376
>fags are attention seeking drama whores
thats literally an opinion
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>>701400890
if i have my arms folded when talking to you, text book psychology says that i'm being defensive when the truth is that the majority of people cross their arms or put their hands in their pockets for comfort
psychology and arts degrees aren't worth the paper they're written on
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>>701395743
> vomits.jpg
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>>701402068
*gasp* but what if he always has his arms folded? *gasp* then he's a pathological liar!
SOMEBODY MEDICATE HIM, THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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>>701401798
>Literal landwhales were praised as beautiful a couple centuries ago
[citation needed]
>it all boils down to personal taste
[citation needed]
>If you just take two people alone you're gonna see that they have a myriad of different standards of what is beautiful and what is not
[citation needed]

>gay men have extremely varied taste when it comes to men. Some find hulking males beautiful, while others find them disgusting but die for fuccbois.
That's relevant to the topic for what reason, exactly? I already said the homosexual trait is a defect, they could be attracted to trees, dead people, or children, for all I care, those simply aren't normal traits.
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>>701402783
>normal
>christfag detected
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>>701402880
Stick to the topic, fag.
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>>701376756

Because sucking dick in a non-homosexual way is healthier.
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>>701401407
Common perception across a populace isnt objectivity. What youre arguing with this post is whether or not beauty exists as an objective concept, while in the post before, you pushed the idea that there is only one universal form of beauty and any other perception of it is a distortion (attraction to men is unnatural, therefore it is a distortion, therefore its a sickness).

Every time i argue with you fags, it comes down to semantics, and you guys dont even notice.

Ill read your source later just to see the guys understanding of it, simply because threads die too fast to do it now. The idea of objective beauty is retarded, and im assuming your source is too because his quote was fallacious (things can be entirely subjective and still have meaning because meaning too has to do with a humans perception, this is well known to everyone who is not an autist), but im always up for learning.

Perception of beauty is discovered through sensation which is reliant on the human psyche. Think of the mind/brain as a function machine that inputs experience/sensation and the output as our perception (beauty lies in this area). Knowing that it requires going through a function like that and has no actual measurable physical presence, it is therefore subjective. Maybe he has some more data that alters that, probably not. Ill still listen to him.
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>>701401680
So youre rejecting the data because you dont like the source instead of actually looking at the references and studies to figure out if its right or not? Classy.
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>>701402068
you have to look at the particulars in the text. If someone is folding their arms, its because they MAY be defensive. Its a defensive posture, but you have to take into consideration loads of other variables to figure out whats really going on. Its a system. Its misinterpretations like these that fuel the shitty part of psychology.
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>>701376756
Because even if i were gay i'd still be the hideous, unlikable, unlovable, irritating, lazy shitcunt i am now.

Don't get me wrong i've thought about trying it simply for some physical affection but i doubt i'd get any more success than i get being straight.
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>>701376756
i was probably born to be gay

i liked girls more from an early age and only in the past year ive started to find much more men attractive. ive always liked only men romantically however. it's weird
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>>701402783
Dont pay attention to morons like these>>701402880>>701401798
. Im>>701403164 the real guy you were conversing with. Convo hijacks happen all the time.
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>>701376756
go suck hitler's cock this is Baaaaaaaaait
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>>701403952
Every thread is bait. When are you going to realize this?
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