>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
loli boat slut is always awake, here stalking me
Me being filled with me works as well
nope, usual doing nothing weekend
I'm from Germany. We generally have well insulated houses, but 30° is 30°.
I don't know though, it sounds pretty damn gay to me
You should see my chest, I'll probably need a loan mower to clean up that shit
You'll have to be more percussive than that
Haha, beat me to it. Well done, mate.
I'd tell you where of mine is like that, but... nope.
I can wait, I am a trap of patience.
.....Uhhh.... I unfortunately need money for them, for I'm poor and can't hand bikes out like candy.
>Pink haired cutie
>Mfw i beat out both of you in I don't shave
I SWER ON ME MUM M8!
I am not a slut!
>Okay, maybe a little
And teasing is what I do best, you know that!
Oh kinda sucks.
Gonna hang out on stream?
Im okay, not a chest kind of guy
>Except my own, love my chest
I'm kinda jealous my chest still thinks I'm in puberty, just a small patch of lonesome hair
Me, Im basically 90% hairless on my body. A byproduct of one of my previous meds.
But it is.
If you say so, senpie
Should i save your address or no
I really thought I had some sick leg hairs
>Your upper legs can't be worse than mine
Show us or I won't believe you cutie!
Can I stalk you too?
It's not handing it out if I earn it ~
I can guess. Eh, head?
It's okay being hairy brings a whole new world of trouble to be honest. There's also my beard I like to grow out sometimes.
I'm pretty damn gay.
The question is, are you?
Anime is real mom
Gunna whack you with a dingo.
Sure, if you'd like.
Thank you Chen, thanks.
I'd really really rather not...
>I honest to god can't stand looking at it, which is why you will NEVER see me in shorts, unless I'm sleeping and it's hot as fuck
Think you could earn $3.5k...?
And you don't even own a life!
No, Chen was spot on.
>probably bathes just about as often and smells like machine oil and sweat
>probably into all sorts of kinky shit
Back up claim. Guess I have a thing for maids.
I can imagine. But its bad when you basically cant grow hait anywhere. And I mean all my hair grows at a snails pace. All of it.
You can try. Ill just drop a gear and disappear :^)
You'll have to tell me if it's worth that ~
No fair :(
>Chen was spot on.
I always am, that's why people hate it.
I might be falling asleep soon or i might get on my xbox idk
Not strictly accurate in the case of boats.
I'm glad to have so much of me inside me.
Serious question. Why is this a thing? Why are there constant 'claim your waifu' threads? Since it's all imaginary you aren't claiming anything.
Why not just theme the thread, 'let's discuss imaginary characters we wish were both real and our partners'?
I struggle to understand this level of autism.
Well beards are amazing
You don't have to tell me about the trouble of being hairy
>Let's not go into details but some places are just so annoying to have hair
Cmon we all did it
>I'm calling your bluff
Show us some balls cutie
I still think you're cute either way
Perhaps I'll see you there
Hey hey karen desu,
Yes i changed my file names because i was tired of being a fgt.
I feel kinda organized. Man last night we played like 5 hours of league im still tired.
It was FUCKIN fun tho. Gardy kept racing to the enemy teams nexus the second the round started.
Like a moth to the flame bro. I was dying.
Hi fuck face
Because we have nothing better to do with our lives at this point in time other than classes, 9-5 jobs. So just the basics if others aren't neets
Ah alright then, at least there's nothing you have to do today, right?
How was your day?
Ah alright I see.
Kek, sounds like you guys had tons of fun. You guys play on the american servers, right?
Gay for anyone who will love me
I don't touch those south regions normally
Sure, I could see myself being slightly annoyed by that
This is pretty much everywhere for me
Hohohoho! The creepy pettanko waifu is in the doggy style position!
>The schwanz grows erect faster than the speed of light. It cuts through time and space, letting me close the distance in record time.
>The schwanz is insreted into the creepy pettanko waifu's butt, and the anus
Ohohohoho! Ooooooohhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh! (in the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)
>The creepy pettanko waifu is filled with the royal seamin
>The froce of edgeaculation is tremendous. It launches her into orbit, and she is pragnate
>The creepy pettanko waifu crash lands on another planet and pops out babby.
>Pragnanty hromones make her grow a giant rack
>I defecate regally
Ahhhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
How does the current format limit any possible discussion about it?
Hey, how've you been?
Maybe if we get to know each other a little better I could learn to love you.
Nice to see you again, Shwanz.
I can only give you conversation, friend.
Let me try rephrasing the question:
Why are you all being willfully delusional and 'claiming waifus' as your own rather than just saying, 'let's talk about imaginary characters who we are attracted to'?
I feel I'm being redundant.
Yes, Na master race servers. We actually beat the shit out of people when we play and still manage to fuck off. Usually it's Gardy, Fran,Akame and me. But sometimes QtRuby and Iowa play with us.
yeah it is tons of fun we mostly just crack each other up on the mic.
thats rather lewd for me
>Why is this a thing? Why are there constant 'claim your waifu' threads? Since it's all imaginary you aren't claiming anything.
Its mainly just a excuse for a circlejerk now tbh
>Why not just theme the thread, 'let's discuss imaginary characters we wish were both real and our partners'?
we rarely talk about our waifus here
>I struggle to understand this level of autism.
looks like you need to git gud
Not if I put a screw into your crank case. :^)
We'll see then~
>Laser surgery when?
In that case, sleep tight cat. I'll tease you some more later~
>Never taking a picture like this ever again.
Nor do I. Too much itch. I'll get it waxed when I need to next time.
It makes for a lot less shaving. Or need to shave.
Quints gets next Karen lewds.
But then you cant ride my bike :^)
I don't mind leg hair or arm hair.
Heck I love my facial hair
But ass hair is just fucking annoying, why is it even there?
Same random anon
Oh right I remeber seeing your beautiful legs before
>When you fell off of your bike
You're right you win, sorry cutie
Must suck for a cross dresser like yourself
Or morning, whichever you want to use
Kek, those are my favourite kind of games, just messing around and having fun rather than tryharding to win.
Yeah? Why'd you stop by here?
Got anything to do for today?
Why do we have to specify that it's not real when everyone knows it's not? Sounds like you're the autistic one here, friend. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Alright i guess. Tired from work
How about you Karen?
I stop by /b/ from time to time for the rare gems it produces. Always see these threads and wonder what drives yall to make and participate in them.
No, I don't have anything to do today.
omg bro im watching the episode of kiniro in the stream where alice's cuddle meter gets maxed out and shino say's she'll be her dog to make her feel better.
They as isame if they can get a dog and she just says "no"
My pc is broken
Also do we know each other?
I'm okay, sleep was meh but your voices were nice lullabies
How about yourself?
Nevermind my dogs decided to bark and yeah
Just gonna have some coffee and play overwatch for a bit, probably some payday 2 or superhot as well
I'll be in and out of the threads
Tired for no reason, bored but don't want to do anything, you know? Hungry but no place is open and I have to go out walking to get food, I'd rather just go hungry today.
Do you play any games, Leila?
It's just a title, a theme for the thread now.
It used to be about claiming waifus and comparing/insulting/praising them but it's this now.
And I'm pretty sure even the original waifu claimers know that their waifu isn't real.
Oh shit yo let me actually try hopping in see if my internet can handle it.
This is moving a little too fast, I need time to think about this.
>>701374234Pop quiz asshole
>"Burned so many threads to the ground."
Listen motherfucker I'll explain it to ya REAL simple like.
>/a/ is for ANIME
>several anon's here use NON ANIME waifus
Like Angry Marine Anon, Penny, XJ9, Chara and a few others.
You're also assuming that ANY of the things you said are true, that we give a shit what you think, that we're gonna stop if you keep going
BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DUMB NIGGER IS MAKING MORE THREADS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE FUCKBAG AREN'T YOU HOLY FUCK.
>MUH /b/ ISN'T EDGY ANYMORE
>WHERES MUH RAID THREADS
>WHERES THE THREAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER
You don't matter. You're a piece of shit.
You have no life clearly. You're just as bad as a waifu faggot because you're shitting in a thread on the RANDOM board where no real rules apply
>You don't bitch about all the porn threads when there are SEVERAL porn boards.
Get the fuck out.
>Implying you'd let me anyways
It does. And I'm not cute! That proves it!
I thought the game was that you can't have the same waifu as the person that claimed it first...
I mean... wouldn't it be heresy to share a waifu as well? >_>
You implied that we're otherwise fooling ourselves, when we're clearly not.
Oh okay cool
So you know me but I don't know you
You had a waifu anon?
Or something I can recognise you from?
What if I still think you're cute?
Bit of leg hair doesn't change my idea of a tsun sub cutie
I hope you got image swapped
Take a breath, homie.
I never made any value judgement on what yall do. If it makes you happy, do it. Im just trying to understand the allure of all this to you guys. Curiosity for curiosity sake.
This was a pretty good read.
Too fast. This is moving too fast.
No, i dont. I had no time to get into anything like that, but i was thinking of trying some things out
You already claimed her though. She can't be my waifu when she's your waifu.
You were gone for quite some time!
Then you'd still be wrong, cause I'm not cute!
>Going home, will reply probably next thread due to spam killing the thread before I get there
Oh I think I remember
>Not by name or some sorts my memory sucks
I would like to play with you sure when my PC is repaired
You play on na or Euw?
I might. Depends.
A backup is fine. As long as if you get the trips you swap out.
Hm, what do you do in your spare time?
You'd be surprised
Well if it is I gotta go anyway
It was maybe two-five minutes, but I'll go with what you say, senpie <3
I guess i watch anime or sleep most of the time
How dare you call my honest opinion wrong
Oh cool, I'll add you when I got my na account set up
>Still need to
I'll remember the name though
You going to stay around in the thread?
I'm not sure I follow
But later exhibitionist
youre a special one aint ya?
Yeah... gave up on actually trying that. Always get trips when I don't want it and vice versa.
So, I don't have to state in the trip post that I want to steal? This is all very confusing. Do I switch now?
Oh shit, anything specific happened which caused this?
Well you found me
So mission successful
im a special snowflake yes
If its a reply to an anon and you have intent to steal as posted in previous replies, you steal.
Nothing in particular, it's one of those things that I've learned to do with over the years. It'd be a long boring story.
Honestly I was going to add you the last time i was spamming lewds but guess I didn't follow through, you're one of the ones who reacted positively to it
I kinda want to listen, I'm okay with it
Now I totally remember, thanks for clearing it up
I have other media if you rather want to share your story there
Alrighty, got it.
Consider Rem stolen then.
Oh you could add me on steam but that's the same problem as with league.
Skype is a bit too personal for me to throw on /b/
We could use discord or telegram
That's pretty much it
That said, I'm actually going to the store now... so will probably miss the next thread and have her claimed by someone else. Woe is me.
Hey! Likewise in regards to that one.
You said you wouldn't!
Such a cutie~
>Not tired at all now?
Nope! It is incorrect for it is a fact that I am not cute!
>Thread isn't kill
Bunch of quitters.
I might change my mind. If you stop hurting your bikes.
I know right.
>read patch notes
>Blizzard introduces streaming
>check it out
>You can now stream any Blizzard game live on Facebook
nice one blizz
I trust you enough to not abuse my contact info
That photo isn't me
Wow you won't even apologise to me
You really have a low self esteem
Rather have me mad than accept you're cute
Hey, neither of them are my fault! One was a recalled part, and the other is what the C model of that bike notorious for!
I told you I did.
And I'm not cute, so of course o won't accept that!
Well ain't that something. It would take a lot more than barking dogs to wake me up if I was about to fall asleep.
Assuming that's you?
>Reading road rage stories on /o/
>Guy has a pet car rock that he let go into someone's windshield at 80 mph
Oh god, my sides are in orbit.
It normally wakes me back up and all
I'm just glad there wasn't thunder and lightning too or else they'd be fucking howling as well
It's 1am. Not the time for anime musics. The pink burns my retinas.
I wish. Bonobo is God.
Oh man, my dog is a saint I guess. If there was all that, she'd just curl up on the floor next to where ever I'm at and be fine with it.
>Is the cutie startled by such things too?
I am tbh
I never tell people about it though
>Be me a few weeks ago
>Going to go bowling late one evening with a couple of buddies
>Be driving down the highway, going quick because it's late AF and there's hardly anyone on the road.
>Pass this brand new F150 in the far left lane who is doing about 80mph.
>Start getting over to exit onto a turnpike
>f150 out of nowhere on my right hand side now (Cut across 4 lanes to get there) trying to shove me over.
>fucking floor it, take on ramp at 75mph in my fatass SUV.
>Keep it floored, get up to 90mph and let off, decide to let the fucker just pass me if he's so pissed of.
>Asshole gets half a car length in front of me, leans out window screaming his fat head off, then throws quarters at my windshield at 80mph.
>Fucking stomp it the same time he does and start pulling, his truck hits the limiter and I'm still coming.
>Get half a car length ahead of him, roll down window, lean out and throw pet car rock (Pic related, stumpy's younger brother of similer size, Neil the desk rock. You will be missed, stumpy, and your valor never forgotten.)
>Stumpy the rock smashes straight through his windshield, he stomps on the brakes, screeching tires, I keep going, knowing if I stop I'm gonna fill him full of Hydra-Shoks.
Fuck driving in Dallas....
That is legitimately adorable, I'm just sayin.
>Driving in Dallas
That doesn't happen in my experience, at least not that I remember
>its 1am for me too boi
YA, THATS THE ONE!
Oh man, my sides still hurt from that.
>I need to get a pet car rock.