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This thread is cursed.
If you post in it, you will become a woman when you wake up tomorrow.
So don't post in it.
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what about the 0.1% of /b/ that are actual women
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I don't want to be a woman
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>>701369233
fuck yeah posting!
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What's the curse?
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Pls
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>>701369363
There are probably more, they just don't draw attention to it
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IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOOOOOOOWWNN
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>>701369233
I always wanted to be a lesbian anyway.
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shitpost
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>>701369233
What if I want to become a woman.
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>>701369399
Congrats then
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plz
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>>701369233
How exactly did you curse it? Ancient spell? Magical artifact? Or did you not even curse it and you are simply warning us about it?

Also, does this mean that the man will wake up with female genitalia or will he become some fantasy sex babe?

No, nothing about this really adds up. I remain skeptical.
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>>701369880
Yay I now have a motive to end my life.
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>>701369233
Bullshit
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>>701369233
finally! and i thought id have to have all that silly surgery
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Finally! I'm out of options to get a promotion. Some BJs and it's done!
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Thanks op
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Nothing to lose here
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I can't wait to exploit my body!
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Fingers crossed
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>>701369233
Pls
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I'm not falling for that
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psh its not like i wanted 2 be a qt trap ;;
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>>701369233
Let's go then.
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>>701369823
>Turn into a girl to be lesbian
>The estrogen flooding your brain kicks in and you start getting attracted to dicks

It's like you don't even understand a girl body is different than a boy body
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Pls let just this one work
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Ha! All the losers who want to be women in this thread! Luckily im an alpha, and i would never give up my masculinity!
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sorry i have immunity cat
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Psh I dare the universe
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i wish *sigh*
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>>701369233
oh boi op I hope this doesn't hap- fuck WHOOPS I ALREADY POSTED
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I only wish it was that easy …
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you mean blessed? I'm gonna go buy myself a new full length mirror
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I don't believe in magic.
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Here's hoping.
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hahahahaah
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>>701369233
:|
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>>701369233
I'll be calling your bluff.
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>>701369233
kys
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>>701369233
you don't tell me what to do, faggot


faggot
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>>701369233
dont tease me like that anon
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>>701369233
with a penis please.
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Become a chick?
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Woah
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wot
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>>701369233
Try me
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>>701369233
If I wake up looking like the girl in the picture, then fuck yeah.
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Always wanted to havw boobs
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Let's try this
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fuk it
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You mean I'll have a vagina tomorrow?

Can't wait! I'm gonna put so many things in it.
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Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
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yup
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>>701369233
shit
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>>701369233
Proveit
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>>701369233
it opened with dubs - we shall see.
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no
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Won't happen. Never does. Bring it on.
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>>701369233
Ok
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Cool
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>>701369233
delete this
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Ive got immunity cat motherfucker
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>>701369233

Throw in some stoner angels, street racing and stuff, and you basically have Misfile.
http://www.misfile.com/?date=2004-02-22
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please let this be true
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>>701369233
Curse you say!?
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wish me luck
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I wanna be a qt3.14 grill pls
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>>701369233
What?
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>>701369233
I got 9 inches of dick to throw away.

Honestly if I can keep the dick, have a nice pair of tits and a working puss with no period.

That'll be great.
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new me
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Kek
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welp
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>>701369233
k
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i'm not that lucky
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>>701372994
I would honestly cut my dick off personally if my reward afterwards was a full transformation to girl with real, working vagina. I've lost any sense of pride in my male self.
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Lets see what happens
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a hot one please
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Here we go
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>>701369233
Time to get Blacked
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woo i want to be cute girl
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I want to be a girl!!!
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I DONT BELIEVE YOU
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i wish
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ok
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Hope
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>>701372096
Rocks are a great option if you have Obama care.
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>>701369233
All the more reason to reply
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>>701371739
hory sheeit yesh
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>>701369233
wait what ?
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>>701369233
i need source lads
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no risk no fun
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>>701369233
In
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ok
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post
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post
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If fucking only.
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Well as long as it's not being a trans freak
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LUL
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>>701369233
Hell yeah dude
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AWWW shit i slipped
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>>701369233
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>>701369233
I'd be an ugly woman
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>>701369233
Do it
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>>701369233
oops
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Ok
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>>701369233
Oh NO, you mean I have (get) to dress in cute clothes and enjoy cute things openly? Anything but that!
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>>701369233
yay,i wanna become a women
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can I be a cute anime girl
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>>701369233
But I will get a pussy
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>>701369233
Man, don't I fucking wish.
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Okay, I won't
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>>701369233
i want to
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:^)
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you dont say
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>>701369233
fuck you faggot
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>>701369233
I'd like it better to be a cute, young, slutty, bisex, androgynous futa.
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first thing will be masturbating
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>>701369233
souce
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>>701369233
i want to
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>>701369233
Hellz ya boy
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Post
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Thanks, faggot.
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ok OP
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posastyuikng
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>>701369233
damn i would finge rmyself so bad
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Do it. I want to buy a dragon dildo.
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yeah
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post
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lies
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But then I can be a lesbian. I don't see the curse here...
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>>701369233
ROLLERINO
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>>701369363
checked
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>>701376264
Dragon dildos were never intended to go in a vagina. They can be used that way, but it's NOT what they're made for.
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Curse me please
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>>701369233
Not a fag but that would make life a lot easier. Here's to the hope
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>>701369233
I always wanted to experience lesbian sex
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Pls
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boi here come dat girl
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>>701370630
>girls can't be lesbian
holy shit dude
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Good luck
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>>701369233
Sigh... If only it were that simple
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It's going to be easier to get laid.
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Yeeaaah suuuure
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Let's try
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yessss
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okay non i won't.


I lied :3
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>>701376491
How do you know you'll be.

If you're a straight male now, wouldn't it be likely that your female self will also be straight? You'll resist at first, but if you got a female brain wired for heterosexuality...
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>>701369233
k
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>>701369233
i need this
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>>701369233
if only ...
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>>701376615
>singular
>were
oh boy here come the americans
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>>701369233
>Mmm
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>>701369233
mmmmhh really makes me think
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>>701369233
cuntz
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let's fuCKING GO
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I want this
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>>701369233
plz
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>>701369233
dubs mean something is true right?
right?
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>>701369233
Being a woman sucks
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>>701369233
i dont fall for shit like this
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>>701369233
If dubs my dead mother will rise from her grave and OP will have to eat her maggot infested pussy for eternal
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>>701369233
ok
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>>701369233
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Lol
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Lol
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>>701377188
who is she?
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>>701369233
the internet is the enemy, the enemy is trying to sissify the men of nations, a nation full of famine weirdos is a nation that can be easily killed,raped and taken over, curses arent real and this thread is pure evidence of how weak americans are.
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>>701369233
well that don't sound too bad...
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fuck yes
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>>701376780
sure, i guess
but hc straight men don't go in threads wishing to become female
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Shit, I'm game.
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Better be true though.
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>>701369233
Do it, you won't. No balls
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Spooky
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Ok
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>>701369233
Be woman must be fun :D
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>>701369233
If no sauce, whole thread won't receive their curse.
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>>701369233

But what if I want to wake up as a woman tomorrow?
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>>701369233

She's like, are you done yet I have to do my calculus homework
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roll
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>>701377188
as if you're going to look like that
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yolo
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Oh no better not post
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Sounds neat. I can become a camgirl and make bank.
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>>701369233
I call balogna
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>>701373392
>>701373266

Try it, it could happen!
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Whatever.
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yes pls
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lmao
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I'm waiting
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roll
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try my faggot
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>>701378034
You sound pretty confident for a man about to get cursed...
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i believe
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>>701369233
I'm not seeing the issue
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>>701372998
First thing I would do is get some cum on my face
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lets go fags
err-
I mean
Let's try, silly boys! hihi
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>>701369233
Her pits look so fucking delicious
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>>701369233
>Curse
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>>701369233
>modern feminism liberating and empowering women while ignoring mens rights entirely
Sounds like a pretty good time to be female
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oops i'm posting oh no i hope it doesn't happen (this is a lie i am specifically posting because it says not to haha am i funny or what)
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hell yeah i wont post in it
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Fuck yeah.
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>>701369233
may may
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YOLO
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>>701369233
Pls no
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>>701369233
fuck my pussy big daddy
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Rollin'
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>>701369233
yass
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>>701369233
/b/ is comprised of:
1% women
1% men
98% men that want to be women
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want to be
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Please no!
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Damm Thats a good curse
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Oh no
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>>701369233
Video title?

Also if im a chick tomorrow please let me be asian also
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LUL
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Give me nice tiddy
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so?
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Yass
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oups
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as if
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alright
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>>701369233
eh why not. I got nothing to lose and it could be an interesting experience.
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post
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roll~
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KK
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>>701369363
There is no women on /b/
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>>701369233
bruh
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>>701369233
You're full of shit op. Checked though
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>>701378261
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Will I just be a guy with a vagina or does the rest of my body change
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this won't work
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>>701369233
dubs check out
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SYKE I ACTUALLY WANT TO BE A WOMEN
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Oh no, i don't wan be women
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sweet, i'm gonna be the biggest slut in the world!
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Pls
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>>701369233
sage
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hell yeah nigga
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>>701379937
>>701378354
>>701377999
[1000giri] 120817 - Yuri
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Aw dang
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sweet
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time to become a woman
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Bring it on!
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o noes
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>>701369233
If I have fingers then ok.
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>>701369233
Sure, OP. Whatever you say.
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posting
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PLS
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>>701369233
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OP is, as always, a faggot
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>>701369233
Rolling
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>>701376393
So they were made for assplay? Why would it matter tho?
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uh oh
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>701369233

mc fucking please happen

don't care if landwhale, landwhales still get action
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>>701369233

Well, i have posted.

Cant wait to see the results tomorrow!
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>>701369233
>That's a bad thing
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Fuck it lol
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>>701369233
Fingers crossed
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Can't wait to turn into am annoying cunt
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Here's Hoping
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Just in case i guess
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Don't disappoint
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>>701369233
nope
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>>701369233
Too curious. It will be reversed the day after, right? RIGHT???
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I'm in
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time to flick the bean band play with my tits tomorrow then, aw yeah
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>>701369233
pls
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Yeah sure rightio
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>>701369363
They cease to exist.
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Why not
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>>701369233
Roll
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>>701384254
I have tits now

they're OK
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Fuck you
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>>701369233
i wish
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>>701369233
i hoped she had a dick
im very dissapointed
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>>701369233
Lol thisis shit not curse
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>>701373731
pie
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What a horrible fate
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>>701369233
I'm perfectly ok with this.
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>>701384510
uwu
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pls wörk
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>>701369233
i would probably be ugly
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Lmao no way this thread is cursed
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>>701369233
Yeesss
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>>701369233
shit
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i wish
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if only
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damn. oh no.
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Don't we all wish it was cursed
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>>701372229
Is this a good book?
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i don't think this is real
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MAy as well
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Oh no
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I wish
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giv curse plx
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That bait lol
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Fuck you op
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I ll give IT a try
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Really?
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>>701369233
Ugh...
Just to be safe.
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