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lets do this gay shit again
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i ones stole something from the vending machine. im white
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>>701364378
gangster spotted
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the last just got cut off for no apparent reason that i could see
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who wants my phone number? so you can prank call me. use whatsapp if your smart
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I dress up as a girl and even bought fake breasts online and made a dildo out of gelatin.
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>>701364575
does whatsapp hide your phone number?
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>>701364647
no, but im not a dick and i wont do anything with ot.
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06 420 439 76 Here is my phone number
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>>701364789
What dah heck why is it spread out likevthatd
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>>701364870
easy read, but type it in without the spaces
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i raped my cousin, several times, i began to think that she likes it..
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>>701365048
Story?
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>>701364153
i used to steal condoms and matches when i was around 10 years old in summer camp
and i was a bit of pyro, iwould burn toilete paper and ping-pong balls wrapped in alu foil in condoms for smoke effect
i dont regret it actually, i did max 50€ of dmg and had super 2 months with my friend
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>>701365195
2nd. secret
i made that pocket-pussy with tube, 2 sponges and a glove and fucked it multiple times. i feel kinda bad about that though
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Had an autistic kid aim and clean my dick when I pissed.
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>>701365292
3rd.
i have a girlfirend which i dont love, i use her just for fucking, cuz i am afraid if i leave her to find another one i will die alone, cuz i am beta and semi ugly
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im gonna drop the phone number of a bitch that deserves bad things to her. no she is not an ex and no i dont personally know her. she kicked a dog for no reason please spam her on whatsapp : 0621174726
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>>701364153
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>>701365381
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>>701364153
I've lived a mundane life so far, not breaking any serious rules, as to avoid unwanted attention, I'm a chef who smokes weed on his days off, that's about the worst of it, really I'm just a dude who has always been disconnected with reality, never really happy, with no hopes for the future.
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>>701364153
>be me
>about third or fourth grade
>started tickling the girls at school
>fingers right between the legs
>every break time
>about ten regular targets
>parents got called into school
>mom talked to me about it
>grabbed my dick
>"not nice, is it?"
>stopped doing it
>never mentioned again
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>>701365344
just make her think you care for her. she will like that. and what does beta mean?
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>>701365190
she would often stay at my place cause she was poor, and when night come and parents went to bed, i used to show her porn movies on my computer, the stench of pussy will fill up the room and then i would make my move, involving getting my hard dick out or just trying to grope her. At first she didn't wanted to, but this would usually end up with me being inside of her
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>>701365352
how exactly is this a secret?

what's not a secret:
>nypa faggot
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>>701365565
how old and she?
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I am 21 having my first kid and worried my shit will never be together im drunk half the week and no one knows. A secret i hold onto is i have had gay experiences while in my teen years i fucked a guy once . i find grown men to be repulsive but i let my woman play around with my asshole
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>>701365450
Whats your best dish?
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>>701365743
thats normal. can you still abort the kid?
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>>701365558
i dont talk much and am socially akward. its really hard for me to get relaxed infront of new people, every time i am in a new group i am allways silent and it takes me a week or 2 that i can start chating normaly and spontaniously with new people
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>>701365706
she was 19 and i were 17 when all of this started, best fuck pig i got so far, helped that she was poor
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>>701365800
No can do man she is like days away from having our kid. Im going to college for a 10 month power engineering program so im not financially boned. Right now im tempted to pop the beer in the freezer i cant sleep at night anymore.
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>>701365855
you can get a gf, thats quite the accomplishment already mate. do you at least like her?
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>be me
>be 4 years ago
>going out with qt3.14
>End up cheating on her with male friend
tfw ur a fag
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>>701365910
i am also guessing she was fat or at least chubby
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I constantly fantasize about fucking my daughter. I masturbate to her instagram all the time. Pic related.
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hotmail and live addresses expire after a few years so that anyone can register them.

i obsessively saved every girl's email address that i encountered online and in person.

now that they let their email addresses unregister, i register them all again.

i go through all the sites that would have nude pics like photobucket and send password reminders.

I've registered like 25 email addresses so far.

so far i haven't found a single nude.

did find a livejournal of one of the girls i had a crush on in high school though. 2 posts. 1 had how she lost her virginity. wasn't really all that exciting though. i doubt i could blackmail her with it.
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>>701364153
I don't have secret
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>Be me in 3rd grade
>Kid named Tony brings handheld video game to school. He's quiet and keeps to himself
>Me and friend yank it out of his hand during recess.
>Run my ass off to the "under construction/keep out" jungle gym.
>Throw his vidya game up onto the top level of the structure
>Tony goes after it, climbs over the yellow tape barriers, makes it to the top level
>Platform falls out from underneath him, he falls headfirst into concrete
>ohshit.jpg
>Me and friend run away laughing nervously
>Yard supervisor is crouched down over him, screaming
>Ambulance shows up, he gets taken away
>Luckily for us, we never said anything and nobody saw us
>Never see Tony back at school, all the kids assume he's dead
(Fast forward to senior year of HS)

>Meet super qt 3.14
>We end up dating
>go over to have dinner with her parents
>Says she has disabled older brother they take care of
>We get to her parents house, they are out at a doctors appointment
>See picture in a frame
>ohshit.jpg
>it's Tony
>Scared as fuck, but qt gf wants to fuck before everyone gets back home
>Mfw I'm nailing her over the couch, accidently make eye contact with Tony picture while I nut
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Put on spongebob and sit on opposite couches just in time for parents car to roll into driveway.
>Door opens, parents walk in, pushing dude my age who looks like Stephen hawking in a wheelchair
>Drool coming out of his mouth
>I say hi, quickly head to bathroom
>at dinner table now
>Tonys just sitting there drooling, staring at his plate
>Parents ask me how old I was, where I grew up, etc.
>Nervously tell the truth
>"Oh wow, you and Tony probably went to school together!" The mom says
>Tony slowly looks up at me with his disabled eyes
>Goes full retard, howling and convulsing
>Parents and GF thought it was a seizure, I knew by his eyes he remembered me

(2 weeks later)

>Be me sitting next to Tony in hospital room
>He on a ventilator
>He dies hours after I go home
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>>701365933
stop drinking i would say. and you are studying. thats good
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I tried to go to hiddenwiki but use all links are dead. deepweb is no more. it is history. sadness
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>>701365949
i mean she is great, face 6/10 with great ass and boobs, i am physically attracted to her, she is popular and outgoing, its just i dont have anything in common with her, it sadens me that i cant talk about shit that i like with her. i would like to love her, but i just dont cuz there is no connection
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When justin bieber song comes on and im alone i turn up the volume and jam out like a gay man.
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>>701366088
be sentual with her
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>>701365987
a bit chubby yeah, but overall a nice body, big tits, she was quite petite, small waist, tight ass
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>>701364153
>i have a boyfriend
>and i love him so much
>we work together
>other night he wasnt there it was just me and another guy
>i started getting overwhelmed
>he calmed me down
>he was in my dream that night
>i cheated on my boyfriend with him
>ever since then i cant stop thinking about him
>hes really hot
>cant stop these thoughts
>but my boyfriend
>im sure it will pass soon
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>>701366059
you are about 3 years too late. hidden wiki was ok if you are in CP and that shit.
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i went on omegle video a few minutes ago and showed my dick to someone for the first time
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>>701366244
good job. I think.
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>>701364153
i was the reason my ex girlfriend killes herself, she even left a letter, dont have the balls to tell anyone about it,
think they might think im a monster for breaking up with her
I miss her now and again but not enough to let her family know, but i want to care just cant
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>>701366026
holy shit. you ruined his life bigtime.
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>>701364153

I am a State Police Officer and I racially profile dindus. I dislike them and I almost always get them for something.
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>>701366313

She killed herself over a break up?
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>>701366034
I went to college for welding. No one is hiring welders fresh outta college (found out the hardway). Im smart and had an 86 average for business the one semester i took 5 core classes just to have a feel for it b ut I lack motivation thought of seeing a shrink. For listening one more secret. I live near a valley in it i found a bra a machete and there was blood on the bra. Also in there was an old panago van this was about 7 years ago i found the stuff but i was a scared kid and today i dont wanna go skeleton hunting.
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>>701366244
good for you, dont worry it will get lost in 1000s of dick you see on omegle per day
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>>701366026
poor tony
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>>701366214
oh. sounds lame then
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>>701366026
Jesus christ, I bet you felt like a monster.
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who wants to talk about life problems? i can talk with you about them if it makes you feel better :) ?
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>>701366244
idk i wasn't sure what i was doing. i wanted to jack off while someone watched but it seemed like people were just clicking through quickly. i wasn't sure what they were doing or what they were looking for or how i could do the same thing. i am a noob. haha
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>>701366403
no, she was depressed as fuck, and i felt that she was trying to drag me in to the same hole as her, one night i just flipped after she was crying and shit over how her life was never gonna be the same since some bs happend, then i just broke up with her
She mentions me in the letter and said she cant live without me and i was one of the reasons she killed her self
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I have a problem with stealing keys, I currently have the keys of highschool and my workplace.
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>>701366408
see >>701366619
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>>701366192
are you m or f?
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>>701366647
cool
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>>701366633

So... she killed herself because you broke up with her. I wouldn't feel guilty anon, if someone wants to be that selfish then they're better off dead, just be happy that you two didn't end up having kids or she could have taken them with her.
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21 4 803 2835, hottie milf
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>>701366483
yeah i mean there were some disturbing sites, like one where a couple of people would be kidnaping homeless people of the streets and than do experimetns on them and record and write everything that happens
there was a site with a lot of books in digital fromat for free ofcorse
than black market sites with hitmans for hire, which was laughable and disturbing at the same time
a lot of CP sites, liek really massice collections, from videos to pics
site where you could learn how to make diffenet types of explosives

shit like that, deepweb is not that disturbing if you visit known sites, the ones that are invite only and not in any registory well, those are the most fucked ones.
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>>701366192
Not gonna pass
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>>701366619
shot avideo fro mbelow your cock, it will look bigger and you will get more people to stay on your video. if you want to jackoff with a girl you will ahve to go thrugh a lot of cocks yourself
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>>701366754
number doesnt work
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>>701366749
but i could have saved her, she was ranting about how she wanted security in life and some shit like that, my family is kinda rich, not sit on my ass rich but above middle class, thought she wanted me to marry her, i still have issues about not caring about her at the time and shit like that...
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I'm fucking this married chink slut from work. Her pussy is amazing and she has a tight little body. Met her husband at our work picnic in July.
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>>701366702
f
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i once stole a dollar from my mothers purse
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>>701366998
Pic of dat ass?
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>>701366880
oh, so the guys that were clicking through were hunting for girls to watch them? i couldn't tell what was going on. someone would come on the screen and then immediately leave. only thing i could see to click was a button for "New Chat". so i tried hitting that few times. i was just standing in front of my laptop with the angle turned downwards so my face wouldn't show while i jacked off.
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>>701367011
me all the time. but not much tho. like 2 euros
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>>701367056
fuck off
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>>701366026
holyshit man
how are you living with this?
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keep this thread alive people
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>>701367172
What about tits.
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>>701366026
fucking kys faggot. it is your fault. and nothing will change that. you killed a poor innocent child for what?! a laugh and giggle. it is people like you that make me sick, and dont give me the "oh we were just kids" crap. thats bs and we both know it. so fuck you mate, it should have been you. not poor tony.
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>>701365991
Moar pics... Need to see what we working with here
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>>701366633
shit i just broke up with my gf a week ago because of the same reason.
i would not be supriced if the same thing would happen to me.
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>>701366026
what a read
don't worry about it too much, it was in the past
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I do gay shit with men
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>>701367172
You're the one cheating on your boyfriend. What difference does it make if you post your ass to a bunch of strangers? It would only turn you on and make you feel appreciated. Unless your ass is hideous.
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>>701368223
thats ok.
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>>701368284
I also have a wife
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>>701368365
i think that makes it less bad than if you would have fucked a woman
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>>701368223
OP spotted
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>>701368217
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>>701368266
I still love him
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im a pedophile... I dont know how to handle it sometimes. I love this one girl 12 (but ive known her since she was 8) I know i cant do anything. but i see her all the time and she enjoys my company. (as a friend of course) oh well i guess I just have to settle for a flat chested childish girl
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>>701368532
I love you too. Please post your ass. I don't know who you are, but your ass is grand.

Can one even propose their love for someone they do not know on a message board like this? Even though we have only talked for a few lines? i believe so. I believe in love. Otherwise, what are we all alive for.

i love you, please post your ass with timestamp.
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>>701368485
Yeah but I fuck her like a man
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>>701364153

I'm dead
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>>701368567
just watch loli like the other pedo's, you should be fine.
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>>701364153
I was once threatened by a guy with a knife and it turned out okay
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I only fuck fat chicks from tinder
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>>701368637
my wife cut her hair quite short for a period of time. i couldn't help but think about fucking her as a man every time we fucked. it was a crazy good turn on.
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>>701368636
You first ;)
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>>701368698
yeah i do... and theres always omegle (if you get my drift)
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I made this thread and i still havent told my secret...
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>>701368973
Best I get is a violent ass pounding
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has anyone every encountered someone on omegle holding a "jews did 9/11 sign"?
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>>701366006
Lets hear her virginity story
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>>701369491
oh man... so tired right now.

Mostly she was just upset that the guy just used her for sex and never called afterwards.

Your basic sappy girl complaint story.
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>>701365340
what
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My ex gf got posted on motherless by my friend who stole the pictures from my PC .. She possibly knows about it .. The pictures can be traced to me and she might press charges .. But I can't stop enjoying other anons fapping to them. ... I've try feverishly to get them removed with not luck v
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I'm completely in love with my little sister.
She is much younger than me and she's still in high school (I'm 21). I have no idea what she thinks of me but whenever I look at her, I'm smitten. No one has ever made me feel like that but I know I can't pursue her.
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I get routinely fucked in the ass by my femdom loving little sister
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>>701370044
Keep dreaming. It was you who posted the pics. Be honest.
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>>701366377
Your doing gods work brother. Good job
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Someone show me a nice pic pls
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>>701370462
I wish I thought of it actually cause it gets me hard
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>>701370055
are you attractive?
fucked my stepsister everyday of the summer in 2007 before going to college
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>>701370683
evil fox :)
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>>701365344
you are a shit person
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>>701370683
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>>701370683
red forst
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>>701370761
thanks :)
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nice pics so far. yall see? 4chan aint so bad. just a lot of incest, thats all
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>>701370911
>911
you are welcome :)
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>Be me
>have a friend that's a bit of a slut
>Party, drink together often
>She's super attractive and funny
>She fucks guy that's a bit of a cunt
>Is pregnant
>has baby
>holding baby that i actively lobbied to be aborted
>Strange holding living being that you have appealed to be dead
>fellsbadman
>be me
>baby smiles
>"hello baby, i'm your dad"
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>>701370964
we are all aint bad Kek
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>>701370704
Doesn't really matter if I'm attractive, I can't get with her. She's my little sister and she's only 16. I would feel like a creep if I ever tried anything. I doubt she ever would, but if she did initiate something then I couldn't refuse her.
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>>701366026
copypasta
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>>701371046
Dude, you can i fucked my stepsister who i knew for only 4months anon, you can fuck your sister, its not creepy at all, you are at 4 chan you know...
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>>701367011
I stole 50c.
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>>701364153
Lets see ...well i really cant think of something,I jerk of to loli 3d videos? grandaughter 1 and 2 are the shit
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>>701371195
More of a question of should rather than could lol
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Im addicted to my cum
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>>701371406
i know, but im just telling you, its easy, if you are willing to try and not give up
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>>701371458
health benefits i gues.
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>>701371458
What tha fuck is wrong with you?
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>>701371458
Lucky for you, you know your dealer intimately.
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>>701371620
Top Kek
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i want to be lesbian, but i am male
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>>701371563
unless of course she has no interest in such a relationship, but I'll most likely find another girl who can capture my passion someday.
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>be me 14 years old
>go out to a house party for the first time
>meet this hot chick
>we start talking(she's 16 btw)
>get super drunk
>she says her house is a short walk from there
>we get to her house
>im getting super nervous but keeping my cool
>we start kissing on her parents bed
>feel tits for the 1st time
>she says im not her 1st
>rock hard
>she starts sucking my dick
>after we start fucking
>after cumming twice i got for round 3
>hear the door open... perents are back.
>remember i left my shoes near the door
>heart raising like crazy and im going crazy
>chick tells me to hide in the coset so I do
>take all my close and try to put them on while in the closet
>chick goes down to greet her parents
>im still freaking out
>after 40minutes of waiting she comes back
>says to gtfo of here
>running down the stairs and through the living room i see parents... they see me
>stop for a second but then run as fast as i can
>run out taking my shoes + remembering i left my phone there
>get home safely
>meet up with the chick again a couple of days later
>get my phone back and fuck on her parents bed again
>feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>701371721
i can put my respeck on that anon, but im telling you, nothing is better then fucking your family in your own house next your stepdad who is a dick
in this case your dad or mom who might be a dick yo ya
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I'm premature and only my mother and my father knows that, and i think that they forgot it
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>>701371697
/b/ro
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Tried to hang myself last christmas, back when I was 17. I failed. The lamp I had tied My belt to it and tried to hang myself from it, but it crashed Into My head, causing Me to Black out for a moment. I had to make it Look like a burglary, so my parents wouldn't find out. The cops investigated it and there's a goddamn police report on it. Even to this Day I still fear them finding out
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>>701371697
yoooo, what? then just become a trap?
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>>701371859
Now THAT is appealing lol. My step mom is the biggest of cunts, and man would she be pissed.
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>>701371988
im sorry anon, things will get better for you i promis :)
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i dont even have a sister.
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>>701372127
They're often more trouble than they're worth lol.
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>>701372205
yeah but i have a fucking brother. rather a sister than a brother
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>>701372020
my parents would abandon me, and most lesbos like traps
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>>701372028
I fucked my stepsister in her room while they were in the next room, got enough pussy jucie from her and whiped it on his shoulder
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Told friends wife that I wanted to eat her pussy .... To much of my shame she wasnt opposed
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>>701372268
Oh shit, I see you. Gonna have to agree that Sisters>Brothers.
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>>701372281
try Comming out the them as a joke and see how they react if they flip there shit, wait untill you can live by yourself and explore yourself anon
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>>701372127
you can have my sisters,,, all 4 of them anon please 2 of them are twins, so you do what you want with them
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Still can't get her out of my head. Even though we never got together, I still can't help but think that it may happen in the future.

Never had a feeling like that with a girl before. I mean I liked them, and asked them out, but I never felt optimistic that it will happen down the line.

I can't see any real reason that it would happen this time around...
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>>701372488
i spare your sister the punish,ent of to ever have to ineract with be
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A girl I knew tricked me into having sex when we were 4. We basically fucked everytime we had a playdate. That has probably fucked me up a bit mentally.
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I got a pay rise about two years ago. I still haven't told the wife and have been keeping the extra for beer money.
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>>701372630
i get hard when you say that shit about my sisters, guess thats another secret
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>>701372028
i Got folder of my fucking my step Sister
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>>701366144
Are you me?
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>>701372771
nice stuff to share
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>>701372028
in our old home at a family cookout
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I'm premature and my parents forgot it, i'm the only one who knows it
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>>701372725
how old are your sisters?
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>>701372820
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>>701372866
20 18 14 14
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>>701372949
i tell ya you got a nice sister
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>>701364789
Are you Dutch???
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>>701373029
this is the step sister lol
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>>701373071
Ja
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>>701368532
No you dont, youre trying to convince yourself you do, but you have already made yourself not worth his time. Spare him you tart.
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I wack it while wearing womens panties
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>>701373220
>Dat dog

Any of you fucking?
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i gues you can say faily with benefits?
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>>701373312
comming up, she moans loud so we just try and ''Treat'' eachoter when family is ournd
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>>701369341
i fucked her in her ass many a time when she had her short hair style. didn't really matter how i fucked her though. i just kept thinking about fucking a guy while i was fucking her.
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>>701373457
How did you start fucking?
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>>701365910
This is disapointing... I was waiting for something around 10~14
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has the fucking any impact socially on your relationship(s) with your sister(s)? good or bad
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>>701373139
Ha, welke omgeving?
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>>701373614
i was comforting her when she was sad over moving to nyc she to live with our family and her step dad, we started talking everyday before summer, and when she moved in with us i made my move, still fuck today, just fucked her 20 august
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>>701365352
Any proof?
/b/ is not your personal army!
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>>701373874
gelderland
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>>701364153
Fuck it, I'm finally gonna post in one of these fucken threads.

>I had sex with my aunt for about a year when she was living with my mom and I after she divorced her husband when I was a teenager.
>My friends and I accidently killed a guy when we were working as bouncers at a club in Texas. We ended up packing him in the back of a truck and driving him two hours south to dump him by the border, because we knew he was an illegal, and the cops would assume he'd been trying to get over.
>I once stole 650$ from a school fundraiser for some SJW shit, but got so nervous about having the money that I ended up giving it to some homeless chick.
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Lost the only girl that I ever felt like I could spend my life with. I have everything, a great job, motorcycle, car, go8ng to school. Now I find self riding my motorcycle recklessly hoping one time a car will make a mistake taking me out for good. It's a bad thought that runs through my head but the adrenaline high is worth it.
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>>701365541
Your mom is a good person
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>>701374074

Good girl. Cute feet?
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>>701374043
legit find another thicc honey
you would be surprised how easy it is to find once you stop focusing on it
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>>701366006
fucking dank anon
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>>701373994

Heb het idee dat ik je (stief)zus ken, toevallig omgeving Veluwe/Arnhem?
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After getting very drunk at a nightclub in london, i got kicked out and passed out in Green Park opposite. I woke up to an easter european guy rubbing my cock through my trousers. I let him take down my trousers and suck me off for a bit. I then sucked him off and then fucked him in the arse. Never before or since done anything with a guy
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Hope you all enjoy to fap to my step sister who's pussy is always fucking wet
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>>701365743
The part about gay experiences and letting the girl play with your ass is actually very common hahaha

Still a secret for everyone
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>>701374235
ik heb geen stuefzus. ik woon in Buren
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>>701374346
Ah jammer, dan was het iemand die op haar leek.
Succes verder
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>>701374208
i have done some feet stuff with her but she is not in to it really, she only likes anal if you count that in as a fetish, says she doesent get turned on it by foot stuff, but they are really nice 100% clean and nice to suck on
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>>701374214
Lol yeah I'm the only guy in my med class so I know it won't be hard. I just feel like I'm in the grey area where I have the tools to beat great but Im letting past emoptions conflict me aha. Thanks for that advice though lol
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i wanna drop my other folders of us doing the kamasutra sex positions but they are really fucking long... decisions
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Recently my gf was away for work & in a moment of hungover horny weakness I posted an ad on Craigslist about getting sucked off. Not long later I got hit up on Kik by an Asian tranny who invited me over. Led in to a cool, dark bedroom & sat on the bed. "She" wanted to kiss but I refused so she pulled my pants down & sucked me until I shot in her mouth. As I'd taken some liquid Cialis I was ready to go again pretty much straight away. Spent an hour laying back getting great head from a passable tranny. She told me to come back again & I could fuck her ass but I never did.
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>>701366026
Its not your fault bro.. he should never enter in the construction area... Could even be you in his place. He maked a huge mistake...
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>>701366978
You're doing it right, take the pussy and let that moron finance her and put up with BS on a daily basis.

Fucking a married/involved woman is the best...they always have to leave after sex, they can never give you too much shit because of they are skating on thin ice. They don't expect you to buy gifts or take them traveling or spend the whole weekend doing ridiculous couples/chick crap (shopping, wine tastings, brunch with her moron friends) because they can't.
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>>701365541
Did this kind of sneaky thing with multiple girls when i was young (7). There was 1 time i almost got cough, but i always got away with it by telling lies. There was a particular girl that enjoyed this thing what i did. But the problem was that the teachers where really strict, and would always watch me if i build a castle made out of pillows :}

Later that year, my parents and i moved to an other town, and I met a girl at my new school that really understood me like in a weird but cool way. SO later she became my kind of girlfriend (I was 8, she was 12), I almost
managed to get laid with her, but i panicked didn't know what to do. Later that week I broke up with her.

>Now i'm insecure and care what people think
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>>701366026
Copypasta or not, this is the best thing I've read on this board in years
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I'm faking all my behavior and sympathic feature in my work field. I helped everyone and gave everyone a hand. I've become one of the higher-ups now and just turned cold and unpredictable in a way I just want to kick everyone out who is not on my common ground (skill, sympathy) and will willingly fire people.

>Last week I fired a guy who started with me in this company and was pretty cool with. He was a real nice guy and very skilled in what he did. He just lacked social skills. I kicked him out of competetion because I knew he had the potential. Now he's struggling to pay his next rent and tries to get another job.
My official reason in the company was he stole food from the fridge and was not efficient. He never did and was one of the most driven people.
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my girlfriend and i quit drinking, but unbeknownst to her i've been drinking on my hour commute home every day. she thinks i just really enjoy the taste of mints.

i don't see a reason to stop.
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its nice to be atthe part of 4chan where everyone is nice to eachother. anyone got nice pics?
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>>701366059
original hidden wiki is dead, but there's a list of onions with a "new" hidden wiki that's not dead. I forget how to find it tho. just google list of onion sites or something
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>>701374154
You look like ian scott
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who here is not white?
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>>701375860
depends on what you consider white.


Are Slavs and Mediterranean seen as white?
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>>701366244
Sometimes you run into chicks showing their vagoos and titties, sometimes they even stick around. it's pretty fucking great when it does happen but it only happens like every 100 nexts
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>>701373996

How did the aunt fucking begin? How was she physically?
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>>701375939
>Mediterranean
sure
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>>701376122
How about Slavs?
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>>701367172
You just told us you're a whore you might as well go all the way with it slut
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i have a 5 inch penis, girth of 3 inches.


i don't know what i'm supposed to do with this fucking thing.
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>>701376160
they are even more white and cheeki breeki
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>>701364153
I pee sitting down.
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>>701376309
me to ussually. but not in public bathrooms
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>>701376295
Depending on who one asks, Slavs and Mediterranean are not considered to be white.
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>>701376309
Me too, but not in public reastrooms
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>be white anon in Africa walking past security monitor in bedroom
>eye catches squatted shape in front of gate
>double take to see native taking a shit right in front of my gate
>bygrabtharshammer.jpg
>race out to gate, see puddle of liquid disease ridden poop
>check down road to see smirk fucker walking proud
>see red
>on his unsuspecting back in no time flat
>execute flying knee kick at full speed right between the shoulder blades
>catch the fucker by the collar even as he is flying off his feet
>ninjafeels.wav
>feeling almighty as I effortlessly swing the kid around for a beating
>waitwot.gif
>in my rage I somehow didn’t notice it was just a kid
>hold in my hands a tiny malnourished miscreant that couldn’t be more than 8 yrs old
>still enraged I drag him up to his mess and make him clean up his goop with his hands and clothes
>cannot remember details because rage, so I go to check if I got it on camera
>mfw I have the whole incident from two angles.
>save the video and replay in slo-mo
>conflicted feels at what must be both my most shameful and proudest moments of my life
>still have video...still watch it from time to time
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>>701376203
Can we...can we see it?
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who on 4chan hasnt done incest exept for me?
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>>701366006
Dude you are very virgin
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>>701376462
honestly, i'm too ashamed of it to take a picture. i know youre supposed to just shrug your shoulders and say "well whatever thats how life goes" but I'm also like 5 fucking 10, so i'm a manlet with a small penis, i wish i was dead most days
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Married a girl who was very giving and up for anything in the bedroom. As she's gotten into her late 30s (when women are supposed to get crazy) she has become way more conservative and just wants vanilla sex. She'll comply if I try anything different, but it's just compliance not interest. Sometimes that works but lately I'm just not into the half assed effort.
So, last week I was travelling for work, and instead of the usual asian rub-and-tug (sometimes great win, sometimes scary old woman) I looked for an exceptionally passable trap. Found one, made an appointment, showed up and holy shit "she" looks as good as her pics. Got my dick sucked, played with "her" junk a bit, fucked "her" ass crack (no penetration, bare) and came on "her." Totally passable, so I didn't feel bad about it (said "she" had been on hormones for six years) ... now I don't think I need to do it again. Completely satisfied any curiosity I had. Not bad, not worth the trouble of finding a passable though.
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>>701376687
not as virgin as me prob
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>>701366026
well, I don't know how you live with yourself OP. You're fucked up.
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>>701376041
>How did it begin?
After her divorce, my aunt was kind of an emotional wreck, so my mom invited her to stay with us. Problem was that my mom worked all the time tho, so a lot of days it was just my aunt and I alone at home together. She was a recently divorced young woman wondering if she was still pretty, I was a horny teenager. Use your imagination.
>How did she look?
To be honest, my aunt is one of the more attractive women I've ever met in person, and fuck if I know how that works, because none of her sisters are that hot; really no one in my family is attractive except my aunt and a couple of my cousins. As glad as appearance goes, sthe way she looked reminds me of the Instagrammer swedishkiller (the way she looked back then anyway. This is like 11 years later now).
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>>701376786
its not real
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Well, I have a Savannah cat. As you may know, they're fucking huge.
In the 5 years I've had him all my neighbors have been afraid of him, because he's as large as a bobcat.

The secret is when I went outside one day to discover that he had gotten into a fight with the neighbors cat. The other cat, unfortunately, fell in battle.

So I had to hide a mutilated cat corpse and then feign ignorance when asked about it, for fear of them calling animal control. I still feel bad about it to this day.
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>>701371988
Don't do it. Life will get better, trust me.
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>>701366377
But when it comes to a discussion, you will say that race has nothing do with it, right?
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i snitched on 3 guys then stole their drug money
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guys, anyone got any more awkward stories to tell?
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my girlfriend got blackout drunk and the next morning i told her she said some unforgivable shit (she didn't). i then milked it to get her to buy me a $500 fuck toy and i am going to make her watch me use it. i feel kind of bad, but i'm too invested to go back now
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>>701364153
>be me
>2 days ago
>I had some guests, among them there was this qt, solid 7/10, a bit chubby but nice perky ass and tits.
>I suddenly had the idea of putting some of my cum on her drink when I offered to prepare some for everyone.
>Went to the bathroom, chose mia khalifa so I could cum faster
>Came in a little plastic cap.
>Removed the solid parts of cum, shook the rest a bit so it would become transparent
>poured it in qt's drink.
>Gave it to her. She drank it all. Didn't realize.
>I have been fapping to it like a maniac for 2 days.
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>>701376450
Post it here
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>>701374747
Just do it
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>>701377574
Yes, but I don't feel like retyping out just the ending to this, so just skip/skip the first 3/4ths of it, the ending is probably the most awkward embarrassing moment of my life.
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>>701377834
Oh Jesus, why? You should have just asked her out if she was so cute, instead of being a fucking creeper.

Also
>Solid parts of cum
Nigga why do you have crispy cum?
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>>701377843
Nothing would be sweeter...but if it ever came out this side I would be persecuted
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you couls also have soaked your dick in her drink and spit in it while ur at it.
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why does no one want to play Call of Duty Black Ops 3 Zombies The Giant with me on PS4?
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I want to make sweet lovey-dovey love to a seven year old girl I know
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>>701378029
I don't know. Since I was a kid I have seen these jelly bits in my cum. When it dries it looks like silicon.

And I have a gf, who was present at the time, so no, Anon.
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>>701378264
you do understand thats all fucked up right?
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>>701378264
Okay, so you have fucked up cum, and you're a creeper.

Have you considered suicide?
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>>701378264
There's probably something causing that, because never in my life has my cum had jelly in it.
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>>701378341
What? solid cum? apparently yes. I asked my doctor years ago and he said it was ok and that I should just drink more water, which I didn't do.
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>>701366978
Howd you convince her
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>>701378414
Nah, life is just too good to waste it like a faggot, anon.

>>701378459
I know, see >>701378493
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>>701378493
cum in water becomes solid jelly like. i mean the act is fucked up
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My secret, Is my anonymity that I have been here since the beginning. Since the first Server was switched on. 4chan has been a part of my life longer than anything else and I a part of it.
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I was at a female friends house years ago. i think i was about 10. fromthe window up stairs we could see a naked 40+ woman naked on a lawn chair reading a magazine or something, i dont remember.
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>>701370176
lucky
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>>701378634
Well then quit being a creeper faggot then.
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>>701378641
I know, but hey! I have something good to fap to instead of porn or fucking my boring gf again. I live in a small town so everybody would know if I cheat on her.

If you ask me, I don't feel guilty, anon.
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>>701364153

Tomorrow im going to molest this girl I've known for about a year, she's still a teenager and is coming over tomorrow morning. We're gonna sleep together but she had no idea whats coming to her.

Wish me luck /b/
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my sectet: im a newfag and i dont know how to greentext, or what an OP is
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>>701378731
And here I thought all the originalfags have long since died.
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>>701378817
Meh... I'll never have her, so I can live in peace knowing that at least 1 cumshot of mine is in her belly
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>>701378882
use > before a statement to greentext

OP means "original poster", or the guy at the very top

secret: i'm not as mean in real life as i am on the internet. i dont know why it feels fine to treat people on the internet like shit. i should probably stop.
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>>701378857
>>701378852
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>>701378814
yes very, she is mean about it as well
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>>701378966
Suicide really sounds like it would be a good option for you. We're you abused as a child? Did mommy just not love you enough?
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>brother asks me to watch his niece while he goes over to a city nearby
>jump for joy
>2 hours later he drops her off along with 50 bucks for expenses
>she's wearing some yoga pants and cute tee shirt
>hugs her plump loli curves and makes her over developed ass pop out even more
>the second he leaves I practically threw myself on her
>her being only 11 thinks it's a game and starts giggling while I squeeze her ass and hoist her onto my lap
>spend the next hour watching TV with her while jamming my erection inbetween her plump cheeks
>finally now that I'm sure it's gonna be just us and no interruptions I announce that it's bath time
>viking carry her over to my bathroom and began to strip her
>since she still takes baths with her dad and mom she thinks its normal
>ignore her comments as to why my cock is twitching and large and carry her into the tub
>spend about an hour washing every nook and cranny of her adorable body
Along with some naked wrestling
>used her cheeks and thighs to jack me off until I blew a huge load onto her back
>mfw my bro came back and asked her how her day was
>mfw she said it was the best day ever and can't wait to come back
>mfw she makes me want a daughter of my own
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>>701373139
M/ V?
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feels good being the only virgin in this thread
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>>701379011
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>>701379149
See >>701379204
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>>701379171
4chan kerel. ik ben een 17 y/o male cisgender
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>>701379204
Well meme'd
*le fedora tip*
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>>701379158
dont get kids.
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>>701379158
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>>701379158
Kill yourself pedo faggot
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>>701379158
i know this didn't happen, but i know this is probably a fantasy of yours.

you need to seek a better life, anon.
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>>701379158
if legit you are one lucky motherfucker
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>>701366998
tits or gtfo
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>>701379408
What? Are you mad, Samantha?

Go hate /pol/, shitbag.
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I once groped and fingered the neighbor's daughter while she was asleep next to me, and she woke up halfway through. She didn't scream or anything, just rolled over and didn't move after that.
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>>701379149
Nice english, faggot.
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I cheated on my girlfriend with my best friends sister while he was passed out on the floor in the room. He woke up part way through but just stayed there so I could finish and he didn't tell anyone. I love my friend
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>>701379609
Buddy, this isn't your safespace. I don't have to respect your feelings and tread on eggshells so I don't trigger you. Go back to tumblr.
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you guys want a tip?
Vasaline is a good lube
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>be me
>almost 19
>had gf for about 3 years
>at this point we don't fuck anymore
>don't even make out or be intimate
>want to leave
>scared bc won't find anyone else due to low self esteem and anxiety and other fake problems
>eventually have big fight
>she leaves me
>kind of happy about it
>co worker that I occasionally talk to online wants to hang out
>we go out
>really want her
>she is way out of my league and like a year older
>been months and I cant get her out of my head
>cant ask her out because she likes someone else and doesnt seem into me at all
>developed some sort of complex where I need to have a girl at all times
>depressed and lonely
>what do
>inb4 this is a shit confession
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>>701379807

>Is all triggered himself because of random greentext

Come on, traplord, move on, idgaf about you not giving a fuck.
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>>701379942
hookers. go on graigslist
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>>701380110
aren't they all men and psychos
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>>701379942
find someone else, anon.
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>>701380159
so they say
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>>701379942
You're 19. Calm down man. You can find someone else.

As for this chick who's out of your league.
Show your hand
>You're just fucking gorgeous and I can't be your friend anymore because I can't stop thinking about you.
80% chance she'll reject you.

But guess what, you'll be free. Free to find a girl who doesn't give you the silent treatment.

And fuck, you're 19... you got all the time in the world to find someone else. Nobody's relationship from age 19 lasts long.
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>>701380235
easier said than done, 1/10 no friends who doesnt go out
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>>701380430
That's actually really good advice, thanks man
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>>701380490
Come on anon, 1/10? You had a gf, bro, that means you can have another one, anytime. The first step to get better at dating is to improve that self esteem. Once you understand that you are not that bad, things will get better.
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>>701364153
>Last year on vacation with family.
>Myself, my siblings, plus grandma, aunt, uncle, and cousins.
>Annoying partially fabricated transition later, and I'm sharing an airbed on the floor of a motel room with my younger cousin
>My parents ts don't seem to think it's at all weird for a sixteen year old boy to sleep with a twelve year old girl for some reason
>"Oh they're just kids" seems to be the reason it
>I repeatedly offer to sleep on the floor, in a chair, in the car, basically anywhere but with this annoying little girl who doesn't listen to fucking anyone.
>grandma insists that I need to sleep now bed, freaks out about "not allowing me to sleep on the floors of such an establishment," and some shit
>Later it's fucking midnight, grandma is asleep in the actual motel bed with one of my other younger cousins, and little Ms Handsy here won't quit touching me
>It's annoying tickling and poking mostly, and I genuinely hate it, but nonetheless a girl keeps touching my stomach and chest, the bed smells like her shampoo, she's wearing these tiny shorts
>I'm rock hard,, lying on my stomach to hide it, silently wishing for death.
>I end up liking her back, the pokes get less and less annoying till were literally just feeling each other's r up
>I convince her to give me a hand job, cum all over her
>We sneak off alone together like a dozen times until the trip ends
>Never speak of it ever again
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>>701365565
The fuck is wrong with you? Seriously...
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>>701380653
It was beyond me as to why she liked me. That's why I stayed when she was shitty nosexmcgee
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>>701380766
start lifting, and you'll gain confidence.

If you look better than chad, then you know it's just your outlook on life that fucking sucks
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>>701380689
Nice. Pics?
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>>701380070
>I don't care about you at all
>Cares enough to reply
kek
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