>>701364153 i used to steal condoms and matches when i was around 10 years old in summer camp and i was a bit of pyro, iwould burn toilete paper and ping-pong balls wrapped in alu foil in condoms for smoke effect i dont regret it actually, i did max 50€ of dmg and had super 2 months with my friend
im gonna drop the phone number of a bitch that deserves bad things to her. no she is not an ex and no i dont personally know her. she kicked a dog for no reason please spam her on whatsapp : 0621174726
>>701364153 I've lived a mundane life so far, not breaking any serious rules, as to avoid unwanted attention, I'm a chef who smokes weed on his days off, that's about the worst of it, really I'm just a dude who has always been disconnected with reality, never really happy, with no hopes for the future.
>>701364153 >be me >about third or fourth grade >started tickling the girls at school >fingers right between the legs >every break time >about ten regular targets >parents got called into school >mom talked to me about it >grabbed my dick >"not nice, is it?" >stopped doing it >never mentioned again
>>701365190 she would often stay at my place cause she was poor, and when night come and parents went to bed, i used to show her porn movies on my computer, the stench of pussy will fill up the room and then i would make my move, involving getting my hard dick out or just trying to grope her. At first she didn't wanted to, but this would usually end up with me being inside of her
I am 21 having my first kid and worried my shit will never be together im drunk half the week and no one knows. A secret i hold onto is i have had gay experiences while in my teen years i fucked a guy once . i find grown men to be repulsive but i let my woman play around with my asshole
>>701365558 i dont talk much and am socially akward. its really hard for me to get relaxed infront of new people, every time i am in a new group i am allways silent and it takes me a week or 2 that i can start chating normaly and spontaniously with new people
>>701365800 No can do man she is like days away from having our kid. Im going to college for a 10 month power engineering program so im not financially boned. Right now im tempted to pop the beer in the freezer i cant sleep at night anymore.
hotmail and live addresses expire after a few years so that anyone can register them.
i obsessively saved every girl's email address that i encountered online and in person.
now that they let their email addresses unregister, i register them all again.
i go through all the sites that would have nude pics like photobucket and send password reminders.
I've registered like 25 email addresses so far.
so far i haven't found a single nude.
did find a livejournal of one of the girls i had a crush on in high school though. 2 posts. 1 had how she lost her virginity. wasn't really all that exciting though. i doubt i could blackmail her with it.
>Be me in 3rd grade >Kid named Tony brings handheld video game to school. He's quiet and keeps to himself >Me and friend yank it out of his hand during recess. >Run my ass off to the "under construction/keep out" jungle gym. >Throw his vidya game up onto the top level of the structure >Tony goes after it, climbs over the yellow tape barriers, makes it to the top level >Platform falls out from underneath him, he falls headfirst into concrete >ohshit.jpg >Me and friend run away laughing nervously >Yard supervisor is crouched down over him, screaming >Ambulance shows up, he gets taken away >Luckily for us, we never said anything and nobody saw us >Never see Tony back at school, all the kids assume he's dead (Fast forward to senior year of HS)
>Meet super qt 3.14 >We end up dating >go over to have dinner with her parents >Says she has disabled older brother they take care of >We get to her parents house, they are out at a doctors appointment >See picture in a frame >ohshit.jpg >it's Tony >Scared as fuck, but qt gf wants to fuck before everyone gets back home >Mfw I'm nailing her over the couch, accidently make eye contact with Tony picture while I nut >feelsbadman.jpg >Put on spongebob and sit on opposite couches just in time for parents car to roll into driveway. >Door opens, parents walk in, pushing dude my age who looks like Stephen hawking in a wheelchair >Drool coming out of his mouth >I say hi, quickly head to bathroom >at dinner table now >Tonys just sitting there drooling, staring at his plate >Parents ask me how old I was, where I grew up, etc. >Nervously tell the truth >"Oh wow, you and Tony probably went to school together!" The mom says >Tony slowly looks up at me with his disabled eyes >Goes full retard, howling and convulsing >Parents and GF thought it was a seizure, I knew by his eyes he remembered me
(2 weeks later)
>Be me sitting next to Tony in hospital room >He on a ventilator >He dies hours after I go home
>>701365949 i mean she is great, face 6/10 with great ass and boobs, i am physically attracted to her, she is popular and outgoing, its just i dont have anything in common with her, it sadens me that i cant talk about shit that i like with her. i would like to love her, but i just dont cuz there is no connection
>>701364153 >i have a boyfriend >and i love him so much >we work together >other night he wasnt there it was just me and another guy >i started getting overwhelmed >he calmed me down >he was in my dream that night >i cheated on my boyfriend with him >ever since then i cant stop thinking about him >hes really hot >cant stop these thoughts >but my boyfriend >im sure it will pass soon
>>701364153 i was the reason my ex girlfriend killes herself, she even left a letter, dont have the balls to tell anyone about it, think they might think im a monster for breaking up with her I miss her now and again but not enough to let her family know, but i want to care just cant
>>701366034 I went to college for welding. No one is hiring welders fresh outta college (found out the hardway). Im smart and had an 86 average for business the one semester i took 5 core classes just to have a feel for it b ut I lack motivation thought of seeing a shrink. For listening one more secret. I live near a valley in it i found a bra a machete and there was blood on the bra. Also in there was an old panago van this was about 7 years ago i found the stuff but i was a scared kid and today i dont wanna go skeleton hunting.
>>701366244 idk i wasn't sure what i was doing. i wanted to jack off while someone watched but it seemed like people were just clicking through quickly. i wasn't sure what they were doing or what they were looking for or how i could do the same thing. i am a noob. haha
>>701366403 no, she was depressed as fuck, and i felt that she was trying to drag me in to the same hole as her, one night i just flipped after she was crying and shit over how her life was never gonna be the same since some bs happend, then i just broke up with her She mentions me in the letter and said she cant live without me and i was one of the reasons she killed her self
So... she killed herself because you broke up with her. I wouldn't feel guilty anon, if someone wants to be that selfish then they're better off dead, just be happy that you two didn't end up having kids or she could have taken them with her.
>>701366483 yeah i mean there were some disturbing sites, like one where a couple of people would be kidnaping homeless people of the streets and than do experimetns on them and record and write everything that happens there was a site with a lot of books in digital fromat for free ofcorse than black market sites with hitmans for hire, which was laughable and disturbing at the same time a lot of CP sites, liek really massice collections, from videos to pics site where you could learn how to make diffenet types of explosives
shit like that, deepweb is not that disturbing if you visit known sites, the ones that are invite only and not in any registory well, those are the most fucked ones.
>>701366619 shot avideo fro mbelow your cock, it will look bigger and you will get more people to stay on your video. if you want to jackoff with a girl you will ahve to go thrugh a lot of cocks yourself
>>701366749 but i could have saved her, she was ranting about how she wanted security in life and some shit like that, my family is kinda rich, not sit on my ass rich but above middle class, thought she wanted me to marry her, i still have issues about not caring about her at the time and shit like that...
>>701366880 oh, so the guys that were clicking through were hunting for girls to watch them? i couldn't tell what was going on. someone would come on the screen and then immediately leave. only thing i could see to click was a button for "New Chat". so i tried hitting that few times. i was just standing in front of my laptop with the angle turned downwards so my face wouldn't show while i jacked off.
>>701366026 fucking kys faggot. it is your fault. and nothing will change that. you killed a poor innocent child for what?! a laugh and giggle. it is people like you that make me sick, and dont give me the "oh we were just kids" crap. thats bs and we both know it. so fuck you mate, it should have been you. not poor tony.
>>701367172 You're the one cheating on your boyfriend. What difference does it make if you post your ass to a bunch of strangers? It would only turn you on and make you feel appreciated. Unless your ass is hideous.
im a pedophile... I dont know how to handle it sometimes. I love this one girl 12 (but ive known her since she was 8) I know i cant do anything. but i see her all the time and she enjoys my company. (as a friend of course) oh well i guess I just have to settle for a flat chested childish girl
>>701368532 I love you too. Please post your ass. I don't know who you are, but your ass is grand.
Can one even propose their love for someone they do not know on a message board like this? Even though we have only talked for a few lines? i believe so. I believe in love. Otherwise, what are we all alive for.
My ex gf got posted on motherless by my friend who stole the pictures from my PC .. She possibly knows about it .. The pictures can be traced to me and she might press charges .. But I can't stop enjoying other anons fapping to them. ... I've try feverishly to get them removed with not luck v
I'm completely in love with my little sister. She is much younger than me and she's still in high school (I'm 21). I have no idea what she thinks of me but whenever I look at her, I'm smitten. No one has ever made me feel like that but I know I can't pursue her.
>Be me >have a friend that's a bit of a slut >Party, drink together often >She's super attractive and funny >She fucks guy that's a bit of a cunt >Is pregnant >has baby >holding baby that i actively lobbied to be aborted >Strange holding living being that you have appealed to be dead >fellsbadman >be me >baby smiles >"hello baby, i'm your dad"
>>701370704 Doesn't really matter if I'm attractive, I can't get with her. She's my little sister and she's only 16. I would feel like a creep if I ever tried anything. I doubt she ever would, but if she did initiate something then I couldn't refuse her.
>be me 14 years old >go out to a house party for the first time >meet this hot chick >we start talking(she's 16 btw) >get super drunk >she says her house is a short walk from there >we get to her house >im getting super nervous but keeping my cool >we start kissing on her parents bed >feel tits for the 1st time >she says im not her 1st >rock hard >she starts sucking my dick >after we start fucking >after cumming twice i got for round 3 >hear the door open... perents are back. >remember i left my shoes near the door >heart raising like crazy and im going crazy >chick tells me to hide in the coset so I do >take all my close and try to put them on while in the closet >chick goes down to greet her parents >im still freaking out >after 40minutes of waiting she comes back >says to gtfo of here >running down the stairs and through the living room i see parents... they see me >stop for a second but then run as fast as i can >run out taking my shoes + remembering i left my phone there >get home safely >meet up with the chick again a couple of days later >get my phone back and fuck on her parents bed again >feelsgoodman.jpg
>>701371721 i can put my respeck on that anon, but im telling you, nothing is better then fucking your family in your own house next your stepdad who is a dick in this case your dad or mom who might be a dick yo ya
Tried to hang myself last christmas, back when I was 17. I failed. The lamp I had tied My belt to it and tried to hang myself from it, but it crashed Into My head, causing Me to Black out for a moment. I had to make it Look like a burglary, so my parents wouldn't find out. The cops investigated it and there's a goddamn police report on it. Even to this Day I still fear them finding out
>>701373614 i was comforting her when she was sad over moving to nyc she to live with our family and her step dad, we started talking everyday before summer, and when she moved in with us i made my move, still fuck today, just fucked her 20 august
>>701364153 Fuck it, I'm finally gonna post in one of these fucken threads.
>I had sex with my aunt for about a year when she was living with my mom and I after she divorced her husband when I was a teenager. >My friends and I accidently killed a guy when we were working as bouncers at a club in Texas. We ended up packing him in the back of a truck and driving him two hours south to dump him by the border, because we knew he was an illegal, and the cops would assume he'd been trying to get over. >I once stole 650$ from a school fundraiser for some SJW shit, but got so nervous about having the money that I ended up giving it to some homeless chick.
Lost the only girl that I ever felt like I could spend my life with. I have everything, a great job, motorcycle, car, go8ng to school. Now I find self riding my motorcycle recklessly hoping one time a car will make a mistake taking me out for good. It's a bad thought that runs through my head but the adrenaline high is worth it.
After getting very drunk at a nightclub in london, i got kicked out and passed out in Green Park opposite. I woke up to an easter european guy rubbing my cock through my trousers. I let him take down my trousers and suck me off for a bit. I then sucked him off and then fucked him in the arse. Never before or since done anything with a guy
>>701374208 i have done some feet stuff with her but she is not in to it really, she only likes anal if you count that in as a fetish, says she doesent get turned on it by foot stuff, but they are really nice 100% clean and nice to suck on
>>701374214 Lol yeah I'm the only guy in my med class so I know it won't be hard. I just feel like I'm in the grey area where I have the tools to beat great but Im letting past emoptions conflict me aha. Thanks for that advice though lol
Recently my gf was away for work & in a moment of hungover horny weakness I posted an ad on Craigslist about getting sucked off. Not long later I got hit up on Kik by an Asian tranny who invited me over. Led in to a cool, dark bedroom & sat on the bed. "She" wanted to kiss but I refused so she pulled my pants down & sucked me until I shot in her mouth. As I'd taken some liquid Cialis I was ready to go again pretty much straight away. Spent an hour laying back getting great head from a passable tranny. She told me to come back again & I could fuck her ass but I never did.
>>701366978 You're doing it right, take the pussy and let that moron finance her and put up with BS on a daily basis.
Fucking a married/involved woman is the best...they always have to leave after sex, they can never give you too much shit because of they are skating on thin ice. They don't expect you to buy gifts or take them traveling or spend the whole weekend doing ridiculous couples/chick crap (shopping, wine tastings, brunch with her moron friends) because they can't.
>>701365541 Did this kind of sneaky thing with multiple girls when i was young (7). There was 1 time i almost got cough, but i always got away with it by telling lies. There was a particular girl that enjoyed this thing what i did. But the problem was that the teachers where really strict, and would always watch me if i build a castle made out of pillows :}
Later that year, my parents and i moved to an other town, and I met a girl at my new school that really understood me like in a weird but cool way. SO later she became my kind of girlfriend (I was 8, she was 12), I almost managed to get laid with her, but i panicked didn't know what to do. Later that week I broke up with her.
I'm faking all my behavior and sympathic feature in my work field. I helped everyone and gave everyone a hand. I've become one of the higher-ups now and just turned cold and unpredictable in a way I just want to kick everyone out who is not on my common ground (skill, sympathy) and will willingly fire people.
>Last week I fired a guy who started with me in this company and was pretty cool with. He was a real nice guy and very skilled in what he did. He just lacked social skills. I kicked him out of competetion because I knew he had the potential. Now he's struggling to pay his next rent and tries to get another job. My official reason in the company was he stole food from the fridge and was not efficient. He never did and was one of the most driven people.
>be white anon in Africa walking past security monitor in bedroom >eye catches squatted shape in front of gate >double take to see native taking a shit right in front of my gate >bygrabtharshammer.jpg >race out to gate, see puddle of liquid disease ridden poop >check down road to see smirk fucker walking proud >see red >on his unsuspecting back in no time flat >execute flying knee kick at full speed right between the shoulder blades >catch the fucker by the collar even as he is flying off his feet >ninjafeels.wav >feeling almighty as I effortlessly swing the kid around for a beating >waitwot.gif >in my rage I somehow didn’t notice it was just a kid >hold in my hands a tiny malnourished miscreant that couldn’t be more than 8 yrs old >still enraged I drag him up to his mess and make him clean up his goop with his hands and clothes >cannot remember details because rage, so I go to check if I got it on camera >mfw I have the whole incident from two angles. >save the video and replay in slo-mo >conflicted feels at what must be both my most shameful and proudest moments of my life >still have video...still watch it from time to time
>>701376462 honestly, i'm too ashamed of it to take a picture. i know youre supposed to just shrug your shoulders and say "well whatever thats how life goes" but I'm also like 5 fucking 10, so i'm a manlet with a small penis, i wish i was dead most days
Married a girl who was very giving and up for anything in the bedroom. As she's gotten into her late 30s (when women are supposed to get crazy) she has become way more conservative and just wants vanilla sex. She'll comply if I try anything different, but it's just compliance not interest. Sometimes that works but lately I'm just not into the half assed effort. So, last week I was travelling for work, and instead of the usual asian rub-and-tug (sometimes great win, sometimes scary old woman) I looked for an exceptionally passable trap. Found one, made an appointment, showed up and holy shit "she" looks as good as her pics. Got my dick sucked, played with "her" junk a bit, fucked "her" ass crack (no penetration, bare) and came on "her." Totally passable, so I didn't feel bad about it (said "she" had been on hormones for six years) ... now I don't think I need to do it again. Completely satisfied any curiosity I had. Not bad, not worth the trouble of finding a passable though.
>>701376041 >How did it begin? After her divorce, my aunt was kind of an emotional wreck, so my mom invited her to stay with us. Problem was that my mom worked all the time tho, so a lot of days it was just my aunt and I alone at home together. She was a recently divorced young woman wondering if she was still pretty, I was a horny teenager. Use your imagination. >How did she look? To be honest, my aunt is one of the more attractive women I've ever met in person, and fuck if I know how that works, because none of her sisters are that hot; really no one in my family is attractive except my aunt and a couple of my cousins. As glad as appearance goes, sthe way she looked reminds me of the Instagrammer swedishkiller (the way she looked back then anyway. This is like 11 years later now).
my girlfriend got blackout drunk and the next morning i told her she said some unforgivable shit (she didn't). i then milked it to get her to buy me a $500 fuck toy and i am going to make her watch me use it. i feel kind of bad, but i'm too invested to go back now
>>701364153 >be me >2 days ago >I had some guests, among them there was this qt, solid 7/10, a bit chubby but nice perky ass and tits. >I suddenly had the idea of putting some of my cum on her drink when I offered to prepare some for everyone. >Went to the bathroom, chose mia khalifa so I could cum faster >Came in a little plastic cap. >Removed the solid parts of cum, shook the rest a bit so it would become transparent >poured it in qt's drink. >Gave it to her. She drank it all. Didn't realize. >I have been fapping to it like a maniac for 2 days.
>brother asks me to watch his niece while he goes over to a city nearby >jump for joy >2 hours later he drops her off along with 50 bucks for expenses >she's wearing some yoga pants and cute tee shirt >hugs her plump loli curves and makes her over developed ass pop out even more >the second he leaves I practically threw myself on her >her being only 11 thinks it's a game and starts giggling while I squeeze her ass and hoist her onto my lap >spend the next hour watching TV with her while jamming my erection inbetween her plump cheeks >finally now that I'm sure it's gonna be just us and no interruptions I announce that it's bath time >viking carry her over to my bathroom and began to strip her >since she still takes baths with her dad and mom she thinks its normal >ignore her comments as to why my cock is twitching and large and carry her into the tub >spend about an hour washing every nook and cranny of her adorable body Along with some naked wrestling >used her cheeks and thighs to jack me off until I blew a huge load onto her back >mfw my bro came back and asked her how her day was >mfw she said it was the best day ever and can't wait to come back >mfw she makes me want a daughter of my own
I cheated on my girlfriend with my best friends sister while he was passed out on the floor in the room. He woke up part way through but just stayed there so I could finish and he didn't tell anyone. I love my friend
>be me >almost 19 >had gf for about 3 years >at this point we don't fuck anymore >don't even make out or be intimate >want to leave >scared bc won't find anyone else due to low self esteem and anxiety and other fake problems >eventually have big fight >she leaves me >kind of happy about it >co worker that I occasionally talk to online wants to hang out >we go out >really want her >she is way out of my league and like a year older >been months and I cant get her out of my head >cant ask her out because she likes someone else and doesnt seem into me at all >developed some sort of complex where I need to have a girl at all times >depressed and lonely >what do >inb4 this is a shit confession
>>701380490 Come on anon, 1/10? You had a gf, bro, that means you can have another one, anytime. The first step to get better at dating is to improve that self esteem. Once you understand that you are not that bad, things will get better.
>>701364153 >Last year on vacation with family. >Myself, my siblings, plus grandma, aunt, uncle, and cousins. >Annoying partially fabricated transition later, and I'm sharing an airbed on the floor of a motel room with my younger cousin >My parents ts don't seem to think it's at all weird for a sixteen year old boy to sleep with a twelve year old girl for some reason >"Oh they're just kids" seems to be the reason it >I repeatedly offer to sleep on the floor, in a chair, in the car, basically anywhere but with this annoying little girl who doesn't listen to fucking anyone. >grandma insists that I need to sleep now bed, freaks out about "not allowing me to sleep on the floors of such an establishment," and some shit >Later it's fucking midnight, grandma is asleep in the actual motel bed with one of my other younger cousins, and little Ms Handsy here won't quit touching me >It's annoying tickling and poking mostly, and I genuinely hate it, but nonetheless a girl keeps touching my stomach and chest, the bed smells like her shampoo, she's wearing these tiny shorts >I'm rock hard,, lying on my stomach to hide it, silently wishing for death. >I end up liking her back, the pokes get less and less annoying till were literally just feeling each other's r up >I convince her to give me a hand job, cum all over her >We sneak off alone together like a dozen times until the trip ends >Never speak of it ever again
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