Human grill waifu claiming thread!
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content is encouraged
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /Jenny/ not /b/
>Most importantly, Feminine penises are still penises. You are still gay if you jerk off to them
Best robot claimed
Sorry, I have failed you
How do I become elite like you?
>Implying you don't need sleep
You know, the more I talk to you the more I'm getting worried. But its your health so I should just shut up I guess
Yea you know, its super hot and I kinda melt pretty fast
Might just take a nap since this weather is make me feel sleepy as fuck.
You're a general Nintendo fan right nui?
Ever played the metroid series?
That's fine. I'm in no rush.
no, at this point they're pretty much just conversation threads.
Yeah, there's usually some other guy that claims Rem (usually only saying "Calamity masu'd" and then leave the thread alone).
I "claim" her casually, because I'm usually busy doing other nerdy things. It's fun to imagine that other guy's face when someone else claims her, considering how fast he usually claims her.
Indeed, though I had prime but never beat it, it's one of the few i have trouble with.
Overuse of "usually"... that's embarrassing.
>Implying I need sleep
Wha? Why worry?
Oh ya... RIP. Go get ice!
Might as well, I know I take naps when it gets to be about 110F and no way to cool off.
Kinda wanted to play, actually. Oh well, I'll let my laptop cool down and then hop back on ships or something.
Well. Talon is still stronk as dicks.
>stomped the fuck out of yas
>duskblade and ravenous by 20 mins
>come at me
Tower dove Yas at full health and 4 hit him. Felt good.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS EMBARRASSING?
Prime is second best in the series. Best being Super.
Yea I tried but you can't change any gameplay settings on this game
Perhaps GameCube were simpler times
Wait, I sometimes feel like you're joking
That's actually exactly me.
I only have prime but it's so hard for me, gonna give it snoyjer shot though
>Im implying both those things yes
Well it might just be who I am, I kinda worry quick for people I care about
That's actually a really good idea, still have some if I remember right
I just feel like it messes with my schedule too much
I wonder how they're going to change him
Are you playing while browsing the thread?
you mean world of warships?
Owner that has yet to give me the succ and fucc
>Wait, I sometimes feel like you're joking
How so? i may make a pun every now and then.
>That's actually exactly me.
>I only have prime but it's so hard for me, gonna give it snoyjer shot though
Oh, well i hope you can get used to it then, felt really difficult.
I meant I thought you were joking with how much you are like me
I don't even know how it got in there, I meant another but my phone just didn't agree
Weird when I wanted to type snoyjer again it auto changed to another
Yes I spoke to chara who happens to be a hardcore fan he said it was the most difficult in the series and I shouldn't feel bad for looking stuff up
Yea older games didn't hold your hand all the time
Kinda miss that
>Incorrect on both counts!
But what are you worrying about?
>Not having a whole bag and then some
It will, so you gotta make sure it's not going to be at a bad time.
Yep. Been playing it since work started, decided to go further into the Destroyer line since I'm just getting too fucked over on Nagato.
Oh my, do you want the succ and fucc~?
shh its ok one day the developers will let go of your hand
Is it anything like starcraft? Like an RTS? Not too big on naval games.
You're a mean tease but i want it finally
>May be incorrect on one account
>You won't be needing much sleep perhaps
I dunno, you not taking care of yourself, I say this while I can not take care of my own self but still
If it messes with my schedule is there ever going to be a good time?
Do you really believe so tomoko-San?
I think it's only going to be downhill
Except for games like dark souls but I just feel kinda cheated with their difficulty
Perhaps try to play more normals and try to master one champion
It makes a big difference
san? it will be fine just wait.
Lucian's all I play
My dreams of gold. swept away...
>I meant I thought you were joking with how much you are like me
Everybody has a few things in common, especially friends.
>I don't even know how it got in there, I meant >another but my phone just didn't agree
>Weird when I wanted to type snoyjer again it >auto changed to another
Perhaps this could be a filename theme when your able, your are another Yuno in here after all. or Snoyjer i guess.
>Yes I spoke to chara who happens to be a >hardcore fan he said it was the most difficult >in the series and I shouldn't feel bad for >looking stuff up
I have to do so myself for some things as well, like Links Awakening for example.
If you go the Aircraft Carrier route, it's literally an RTS, where you have to move you base (Ship) to a safe spot and it's all RTS from there on out.
WEW, I don't even think I've really teased you that much now that I think about it...
I can take care of myself relatively well! It's just... I make stupid decisions is all!
thats ok. always next season and time to get better before then
You know any games comming up which will change this tendance?
That's weird, is it tilt?
Anything you are doing wrong that you know of?
Well yea, but it's kinda spooky at times
It may be quite funny to change that it looks like kind of a gross word in the Dutch language so I'd rather not
Yea links awakening was quite a difficult game I agree, but me being a zelda sucker couldn't do that
I must admit the game took really long for me
Yea I'm noticing, this is probably why I'm worried. I should probably stop with it though
Well sucks to be me then because I think I'm about to dooze off
sounds neat. might check it out sometime in the future. idk.
>actually reading the rules
I like you, Anon.
not really no i should head to bed.
I don't tilt, and none of my Lucian games have me feeding my ass off
>I'm doing things right
>So why are things going wrong still
I'll attempt to make better decisions eventually!
Nighty night cutie~
Time 4 lewd?
I'd recommend it, although it takes a little work to get to carriers since they would be broken OP at the beginning tiers.
I wasn't even teasing you!
>I can only imagine if I was though~
>Well yea, but it's kinda spooky at times
I suppose, but i find it rather nice.
>It may be quite funny to change that it looks like kind of a gross word in the Dutch language so I'd rather not
Oh, it was a pretty weird but kinda funny typo.
>Yea links awakening was quite a difficult game I agree, but me being a zelda sucker couldn't do that
I must admit the game took really long for me
How many times did you you steal from the shopkeeper?
I must go now, see you all later!
No idea what you're talking about.
Pls don't senpai
I'll love you 5ever
The thing is in bronze, doing stuff right isn't going to help you
Because your team will fuck up, always
You need to play decent enough to get a lead and carry. Which is pretty hard as an ADC since you need your team to protect you
>If you're not that fed that you're a god
Playing champions which can 1v5 easy might help you more
For example back when I was bronze I pretty much only played udyr and split pushed entire games until I was in silver.
You can do it I believe in you
I hope you do, and stop making me worry
>It's not night here
Yea me too, always cool finding people like yourself
>It looks like the Dutch word for booger
Yea it happened, might be because I'm a bit tired
that's never a good idea. Or for me at least. i either forget about the thread, or i forget about the game.
Come on, I need tips to further my elitism
You say that like I wouldn't like that~
>Stop making you worry
Now where's the fun in that~?
You have to work through 3 cruisers, and 2 battleships to get to the carrier lines. Although it's not as bad as it sounds, as I'm fairly close to the American carriers, and I RARELY play anything American.
So it's just a little bit of work before i can join the carriers?
Now why would I hurt you, I'd simply pet you lots~
>In more ways than one if you're good~
Yep. And if you get the hang of it fast, it'll fly by!
playing overwatch and posting inbetween
I think I'm forgetting about thread. I'm done now though, how you do?
Welp, firstly you gotta be in about three non-4chan chatgroups
Then you need to single out people you don't like and circlejerk about why you don't like them.
After this you should post less and less in thread until you retreat into the circlejerk permanently.
Last step is to just complain about how threads aren't the same anymore.
Oh and claim Karen.
I got an early lead when we invaded before minions and I scored fb. It only got worse from there. He hit 6 first because I played cagey while he pushed.
Sorry for late ass reply. Played a jungle Panth. Fucking close game this time. But a win.
I don't know what your type of "good" is, senpie
neat. I'll probably download it in the morning.
>how do you
i don't know how i do. i just do it naturally
like alot for people do. You main D.VA?
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Well, what's is YOUR type of good~?
Woo! I'll have more people to play with!
Especially to me.
>How you do?
Keep up fam
I don't qualify.
I couldn't even get into discord lol
Hey, how's your day so far? Just started?
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one day you will
it's like 11pm, and I'm tried af. gimme a break. But i'm fine, probably gonna play OW in the background until i'm tried.
The discord's pretty cancer anyway, I hear the admin's a dictator asshole.
Probably just listening to you and not doing anything that you don't want me to do
Almost! Originally I meant to post earlier, but things came up, so I've been awake for a while.
But I'm doing fine; it's a little hot, though.
How are you, Karen?
The Kaga-san greets the Hatsuzuki
implying any other hero is worth playing anyway
Good morning me
you forgot you have to be a sandnigger and post images of other 2d girls that aren't your waifu
>I wanna fuck sachi's hair. and just the hair�
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I think he wishes for any kind of close relationship at this point.
>Please love me
Yeah, probably should.
Don't worry about it, sleep tight when you do.
I'm alright, about to order food. What's the temperature over there?
Oh my god, is the cutest boat ever!
Haven't seen you in a while, Kaga san!
Huh, you'd simply do whatever I asked~?
Oh man. To get drunk and play Pokemon or to try and stay up all night?
No, it's me, the persona master
Boy he bout to do it.
Why aren't you posting your waifu?
Are you ashamed of being with me? Do you not want people to know?
Why not both?
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eh, i'll probably just to sleep now. i already fucked my sleep schedule after going to sleep at 5am last night.
stay up all night and go to sleep at 5. it's a magical experience.
Because I'm the persona master? What persona anyways? Togame and Kaga-san are the same person, I've not hinted otherwise
>i said sachi's hair. not sachi herself
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But I dont want to fuck my sleep schedule.
Nooo, Kaga-san, I'll save you and go to sleep.
How was my night?
Around 30°C, eh, we can't compete with Arabia or anything, I admit.
I'm always here, but stay silent when you come on. I guess you're pretty chill so I leave Rem to you since I'm busy as shit
Even if I told you to lay your head onto my lap?
It's all okay now
Maybe now we can make this work
That's as hot as it is in Lebanon right now, so I guess I'll complain too.
it's annoying as hell, that's for sure. Makes walking around and stuff very frustrating.
Ugh, don't fuck it up worse, go to sleep.
Does this mean I can post my dick again?
I already know you would, cutie~
You tell me~
>Implying sleep exists in the Void
Short nap best nap
Seems like thread is kinda slow
Now I'm back let's change that
Okay yes I will
Also I'm gonna have start using text only posts because I'm running out of pictures
then go to bed
my night was ok
went to sleep early
and woke up late
how was my night?
hey discount tsundere~chan
There bound to be more than two Rem claimers. Not sure I'm the one you're referring to, but there's no need to "leave her" to me or anyone else. The person that claims her first claims her first. That's all there is to it. Thanks for thinking I'm chill though.
Do it anyway. One life and all that.
I'm not one to talk tbh... I haven't even gone to the store. Ate some mini tomatoes to still my hunger.
For what purpose, Snackbar?!
>Yours are cuter~
Was that even a nap?!
Than I'd be happy with that~
Not even wew!
>Because why not, have 3 pairs of stripes in one
What a relief.
It's still tolerable, I guess, but not a good temperature to do any work. It makes me feel lazy.
But I'm not really used to it either, most of the summer heat had already passed, but now, suddenly for the last few days it has been really hot again.
I just hate the temperature swings.
Is this some kind of personal attack?
I can't complain either, it was, predictably, much the same as my night.
I'm the "calamity-masu'd" guy. When I'm not claiming, it's usually school or performances or even just sleep. So I just assume you're gonna claim her until I try next thread
I have doritos and I had enough time to refresh my deink. Back to MWO.
You're being frisky tonight
Fine if you want legs, I'll give you legs greedy little bastard
>your rattles woke me up :(
No, it's just is never time to sleep.
Well as I said, short nap best nap
>Set my alarm for 20 min
You need to avoid getting into rem sleep
I thought you weren't in the mood for this?
>still waiting for the lap pillows
I thought you were coming to me tonight, senpie
I'd rather you didn't and left it all to imagination.
Love is my fetish.
God damnit Togame
These are not the kind of legs I want.
Ah I feel you, I need to go get things to make sure I don't starve but I don't want to leave my air conditioned room...
Hot weather is much more lazy inducing than cold.
I see, hello there. What kind of performances? I sleep very randomly because I work both night and day shifts, and live in Sweden, so I'm guessing there's a chance we'll be able to share the load so to speak and occasionally run into each other like now.
>Although one had a recalled rod bearing go out, and the other I lowsided on, and then the 3rd connecting rod went out.
I'm not, really. Light teasing at best. Which is why I said lap pillow, rather than something like drinking "milk".
If my bikes were working, I'd be there in 30 minutes. Alas, they are not.
>Why not come to me~?
i love you
this is a work of art
sorry bb i didn't mean to
ready for a day filled with me?
yep and ready to bully
Dragon Dance, maybe Lion dance, martial arts. We're getting back into season, so I'll be on less. Plus I have out of school stuff and actual school so I don't have much time for treads unless I make some time
>I like you already
They're pretty hairy
I think I fucked up then, but you said you wanted to see my dick though. You're very contrarian
I don't know where you live senpie
Motorcycles make me 5manyerect
I'll forgive you if you take enough to make the loliboatslut wake up
Oh, I see; that's why I was asking, gotta make sure it's personal or not before making assumptions.
Just don't talk to me or my Kaga ever again.
Well, that's the bad part. We don't really have air conditioning these places.
You only need it for a few weeks per year at most, so it's not really worth it.
Stores usually have air conditioning, though.
Hmmm, I could go to the store to cool down, maybe loiter around the freezers.
I love to be filled with me - oh wait.
You gotta separate the banter from the truth my dude.
I want your heart not your penis.
You know why.
Kek well I don't mind you posting pics it's nice waking up like this, just thought you were more of a sub
>You like hairy legs?
I can raise you hairier
That's a good sign
You up to anything this weekend?
You can still post it if you want
>Back to MWO.
Yeah, love her duality. Crazy to think that Ram was hella stronger than her.
So... hang on. Why do we have two threads going at the same time?
I want Rem to have a flat chest because preferences.
What is what?
1500 Skyline Dr
Lemon Grove, CA 91945
Do they? Because I have 2.
>That black one being BY FAR the faster one, but also BY FAR the older one
I don't have a clue, tell me!
>I'm 90%+ switch
I can be both, and like to be both, it entirely depends on the mood I'm in.
I could always show torso again.
We have two threads?
Also Im playing more pew pew lazor mechs this time. Occasional brawl if I feel like it.
State below mine, but too far away atm
Maybe someother time when i don't have classes and shit senpie, and i also have my money
Super early bake?
Give me one senpai, I'll do anything ;-;
My bike is currently faster than both of yours combined :^)
>Super early bake?
Yeah you'd think right? I was being a silly sausage. Mistook this thread as a separate one from having it open in two threads.
Not my cup o tea but I understand it.
Shall we thumb wrestle over it?
You're are 30 degrees with no air conditioning? Damn, sorry about that.
Where did you say you lived? I thought you were American.
Because you're a slut and I like it.
Now stop teasing, we've gone too haram.
I'm not into that kind of man