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You have exactly 8.9281 seconds to explain why you aren't you gay
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>>701347804
Or at least bi
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>>701347804
I don't find dick arousing
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because my best friend's little brother is in another state and grown up now.
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>>701347804
anthro lions dont exist
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I cant, Id like them balls slapping against me
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Because I'm bi.
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I can't maintain an erection while watching a dick, I've only seen lesbian and female solo porn for the past 12 years
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>>701347804
A hole's a hole and a lot of girls have shitty self-esteem
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Let a gay dude suck my cock in exchange for a ride home to save money. I couldn't even get hard and didn't feel the least bit aroused. THATS how I know I am not gay.
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>>701347804
because little girls exist
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>>701347804
But I am me
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>>701347804
Jesus that's a gorgeous ass! I'd mash my face in it all day every day
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>>701349937
so when you fap and you look at your own dick you lose erection ?
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but I am gay
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>>701347804
im kinda jelous of those quality balls
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Because I do not like men
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>>701347804
Tits. I mean really, have you seen em?
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>>701351007
my right nut is much smaller than left :(
well i have a varicocele/hydrocele hmm
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That's way too many numbers to count right now, man.
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Pic is what I'd do to those balls
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>>701350930
Why would I look at my own dick while I'm jerking off?
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Because I was born hetero. This is the only real reason there is.
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And this is what I'd do to that hole
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i am though
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>>701347804
Because I'm bi.
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>>701347804
because it's a stupid choice
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>>701350930
Obviously not, it's your own dick and you're used to it
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>>701347804
What do you want me to do? Cram my dick in another dick? Play with a flat chest? Try not to vomit while some dude tries too hard to be feminine?

This is why I can't stand fags. They're beyond reason.
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I dont find masculinity attractive
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Guy don't attract me. I can admire and even look up to their physique or use it as motivation but a guy won't attract me. Nothing wrong with gay or bi people tho
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Sucking a dick was the hottest thing i ever did.
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>>701349510
Same tbh
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Gay men are sluts who deliberately lie about their STD status and feel no remorse about infecting an unsuspecting person with HIV.

And it's not only HIV, diseases like syphillis have made a major comeback.

And don't fall for the whole "you can live with HIV" lie. You can't. It still destroys your immune system and leaves you vulnerable to even the smallest illness.
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Can I be considered gay if I only would be willing to fuck one type of guy? I've got like a fucking checklist of qualities I require a guy to have if I were to have sex with him. (It's not traps).
If these requirements aren't there then I don't find it attractive.
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>>701347804
Uh...vaginas exist?
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Because camp faggots that try to sound like teenage girls might possibly be one of the most annoying entities on the planet.
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>>701347804
I just took and posted this in another thread so you tell me
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>>701347804
Because that's just another drawer that doesn't really fit.
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I wish i could be gay, but im too horrified of hiv and other stds, so ill just never experience it..
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>>701351787
I know it's a long shot but try to hit on straight guys. Most guys don't actually get laid with girls often enough to have STDs, so they are generally clean. Just difficult to get one to actually wanna fuck you.
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>>701347804
Cause I prefer to eat your mom's pussy
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>>701347804

Because I can have sex with girls

Si I dont need to be fucked in the ass or to suck dicks to have sexual relations
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>>701351908
what are you 12 years old?
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>>701351787
I wonder why we made campaigns in the nineties about safer sex and reduced the rate of new infections among gays far below that of heteroseyual paid sex, when twenty years later people still think that gay sex results in an HIV infection?
And other STDs are even more common in unprotected heterosexual youths than among responsible gays.
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TBH, I think it would be quite convenient to be gay. You can get sex really easily, you don't have to put up with the shit women give you and the male g-spot is in the anus. Not to mention you can avoid some annoying situations by throwing a bitch fit about discrimination. That's why I believe people are born into their sexuality, because if it was a choice I would be gay. The AID's bit is a downer though.
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>>701347804
I do like cock
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>>701347804
basically this:
>>701349510
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>>701351082
Same. Been with tons of partners and they've never noticed. Even when i told them they are like "what are you talking about" and i have to show them. Sometimes the disparity is worse than other times though and often after sex it's not very noticable. Plus even guys without a varicocele usually have thier left nut hanging down lower.
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I dislike the sensation of things up my bum, I dislike men aesthetically, and I love how good women smell & busting nuts in them
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>>701347804

that is one nice set of balls
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Nuff said
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>>701351511
holy shit your ballsack looks as if it's about to burst! how long haven't you cum?
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>>701347804

pussy is self lubricating and the girl can clean herself up afterwards. don't have to worry about getting shit on you either

basically, pussy > ass, so I gravitate towards those with a pussy
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>>701347804
I dunno, I just ain't.
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>>701351217
I guess you like to lick shit.
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Because dudes are gross.
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>>701347804
i am not "me gay", because men are fucking repulsive on average.
young boys, i can get behind that. unfortunately, that is frowned upon.
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>>701352390
>sex really easily
This is more meme than truth. You can go fuck a slutty woman easy. Go on CL right now and you can probably do it. You don't because they are fucking gross sluts. Same for gay men. I don't fuck grindr sluts because they are gross grindr sluts.

Gays also have a smaller dating pool and are much more picky about thier partner so finding men you are really attracted to to have sex with is hard. And finding actual relationships is next to impossible.
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>>701349510
pretty much
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>>701354368
Faggots like you are useless sluts. Women at least can bring children to this world.
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fucking pussy is better than fucking ass

I have fucked girls in the ass before, yes it is tight to get it in, and at the top of her ass it grips your dick. but beyond that it's kinda nothing

and yeah it is kinky / dirty / hot to fuck someone in the ass

but for the grip / tightness, fucking a tight pussy is way better than an ass can be. holds you all the way along.

tl;dr - fucking pussy is better than fucking ass (man or woman)
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>>701354622
You're cleaning your ass wrong if there's shit on it.
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>>701354622
Do you know what hygene is? Does your girlfriend eat smegma by the bucketload?
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dudes are fucking gross.

like I've sucked a few cocks -- which was cool, but guys are just disgusting.

so nope. prefer women. am straight.
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>>701354513
This is why i like FTM trans ;).
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Because its gay.

That and poop dick..
Dont want poop dick.
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>>701355152
That's a fucking hot gif.
>Would be on my knees sucking it instantly/10
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>>701350783
But you did something gay
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But I am
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Bitch I might be
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>>701355543
Moar please
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got blackmailed into sucking a guys dick when i was 13, enjoyed it and been worshipping the cock since then. i often let them film everything, so i wonder how much of my own cp is out there.
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>>701347804
because I have a small dick and thus can't really please neither women nor fags.
life sucks.
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>>701347804

Bisexual master race, reporting.
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>>701356060

you could be a bottom. some gays are into that
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>>701347804
I prefer the female form.
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>>701356060
>>701356135
Me. I fucking love small dicked bottoms.. Makes my slightly above average cock look fucking huge. Turns me on so much to rail a guy with a small dick.
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>>701347804
nature made me normal, and there was none greasy uncle with a mustache anally raping me and ruining my mental health to become gay
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>>701356314
>normal
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>>701356060
The most beautiful thing about gay/ bi fags is there are guys who explicitly love smaller dicks, since not everyone is attracted to those.
So head up and look for a guy who enjoys your dick!
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>>701347804
im not a faggot
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>>701356135
This. Small dicked bottoms have a huge market.
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>>701356135
>>701356312
>>701356449
>>701356565
small dick guy here.
I don't think I could be a bottom.
the desire to ram my dick into some hole is much too strong in me.
mayyybe I would let someone fuck me after a good BJ, but I'd need to be really into him.
guess I'm just not made for any kind of sex...
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>>701356635
don't knock it till you've tried it
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>>701347804
wait, i can "choose" to be gay?
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>>701356635
Some bottoms look specifically for small dicked tops as well. I don't really know much about it maybe it's a fetish, but i think a lot of them are just scared to take big dick. So they might move on to something bigger unless it's a fetish for them and not just a fear of large dicks.
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>>701356817
He never said anything about choice.
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>>701347804
Cuz ur a faggot
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>>701347804
I'm not gay or anything, but that's a great set of balls.
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>>701356884
...well then i'm not gay because i was born straight, peace
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>>701356884
Anyway, who would be so stupid to choose purposely to join a minority?
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>>701347804

I wish I had balls like that
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>>701356847
my dick isn't 'just average', it's small. like, 4 inches small and thin.
I doubt there's any person on this planet who would enjoy a pencil dick like that.
I've been rejected by women and left by girlfriends because of my dick, and I doubt it's any better with men.

hell, I would become officially gay if it was for someone who could love me.
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>>701357061
everyone loves playing the victim these days, people feed of it, sjw's need to be directed to the oven
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I like the way da pussi feels when she completely btainwashes me into being her slave and castrating muhself.
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>>701357170
Lmao you think some sjw choose to be gay?
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I do not find men sexually attractive.
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>>701351173
>>701351339
but dick is dick , youre touching dick , thats gay
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>>701357106
if you enjoy being in heavy bondage, i'd have fun making your tiny pencil dick have the best orgasms in its tiny life
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>>701351447
pretty much this.
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>>701347804
I was born wrong.
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>>701357061
sexuality is choice, but it's largely unconscious
i'd say your sexuality is mostly the choice of close people you grow up with
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>>701357301
tell me more
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>>701347804

cause i'm into pussy and i consider sucking or recieving cock as degrading. Women should be degraded, men shouldn't.
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>>701357106
I'm >>701356312
On a bottom it would be hot for me. I would suck your dick too and make you cum.. My partner's pleasure is very important to me. You could fuck me sometimes too. i am normally vers, but i love to dominate small dicked men.
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>>701357475
clearly you'd be degrading yourself, a man, by considering a woman
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>>701347804
because i couldn't fuck something i respect
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>>701357510
where do you live?
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>>701357752
Canada
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>>701357389
I'd say genetic and influence both.
Otherwise we could not explain passionate pussy lovers who had a shitty parent education.
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>>701347804
I don't find males attractive. I like a cute face, tits and a nice round ass of the child bearing type and I'm all about a nice pussy. I've seen a handful of bangable traps though, that i'd willingly fuck.

I don't really care about labels, if I'm Bi for this, then so be it.
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>>701357405
my hobby is to find small or slim guys and tie them up for hours. i work with sensory deprivation and e-stim techniques. i get all my pleasure in seeing their small cocks ache out the last drop after the 3rd orgasm. they always turn into cock-hungry sucking machines during that time as well. never had any complaints, i'm a very clean guy.
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>>701347804
The smell of Vasaline makes me puke.
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>>701347804
I am not gay, but I had sex with men twice.
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>>701357827
damn, that's a little far. Europe here.
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>>701357905
>explain passionate pussy lovers who had a shitty parent education

wat? no. it's way more subtle than that.
it's not about "shitty" education, it's about who you form your first emotional bonds with, what sensory experience first arouse you and so on... if your parents are shitty, guess what, you find other epople to be close with and trust.
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It just doesn't look good? What the hell else answer could it be?
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I honestly never believe this bullshit that you are born gay. It sounds like a leftist political dogma.

I believe that the process that a boy grows up to be a man is a complicated one and a fragile one.

For most fags, what makes them gay is accumulating inferiority complex against other males.
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>>701357965
the bdsm thing sounds nice, but I'm not exactly into cocksucking. I don't find male genitals very attractive.
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>>701347804

Because I'm bi with a huge fetish for sucking cocks.
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>>701357389
Naw sexuality isn't a choice... Even if it's not genetic, you can't change it. Once you hit puberty, youre stuck kiddo.

I think certain people are born with predispositions to certain sexualities, and that your sexuality is influenced as you grow up.
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>>701347804
Because i dont have a genetic disposition. Simple as that.
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>>701358299
Your argument is both retarded and contradictory. Go suck start a shotgun.
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>>701358299
try reading before you comment.
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I enjoy the sight, smell, taste, feel and excitement of an actual human vagina. On my penis or otherwise.
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>>701358299
>Even if it's not genetic, you can't change it.
>Once you hit puberty, youre stuck kiddo.

You are self contradicting. Puberty is a long process. You can possibly re-program yourself as your nurturing programmed you in the first place, but it could take years, so must fags give up.
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>>701358245
>I'm not exactly into cocksucking

you'll find it's easy when you're in my care, blindfolded, and aching for release. not being a dick, just experience.

anyway, small dicks are nice to play with.
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>>701358236
So tell us what made you straight?
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>>701358236
>inferiority complex
I think lots of them have superiority complexes actually...
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>>701358236
i believe nurture vs. nature plays an important role but it really does come down to something you can't control, whether it be a gene or whatever
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>>701358420
How?
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>>701357987
What would you use vaseline for? It ist a bad lubricant and using condoms it ist deprecated since the eighties because all fats destroy latex in minutes.
There are very fine water based lubes that not only thelp gays but come useful with some women too.
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>>701358299
>Once you hit puberty, youre stuck

Human psyche is far more complex than that..
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>>701358424
He said it's a choice...
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>>701358504
Hit as in start.
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>>701349510
>tfw
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>>701347804
I like cervix.
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>>701358668
nice try, samefag
back to reading classes
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>>701347804
girls make my dick hard, not guys
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>>701358644
There's a little wiggle room, but for the most part it's stuck. Do you know how many gays try to change thier orientation. It doesnt work..
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>>701347804
I'm not attracted to men
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>>701349510
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because the thought of impregnating someone arouses me sexually
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>choice
>free will

ITT people actually believe in it
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>>701358817
??????????are ?????????????????you????? a???? literal ???????????retard????????
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>>701357292
/thread
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>>701358575
>it really does come down to something you can't control

bullshit. that's politics and you know it. it's what fags want to hear.

nurture programmed you until you were in the care of a home or a school. when you grow and live independently you have to make a choice. follow the long process of de-programming yourself and being a functional man that can have a real family and be a male archetype for your kids or give in to pleasure and be an evolutionary dead end.

I'm not conservative but the truth is, it's all about children. The very basic instinct of every being. Leaving your own behind. And being gay is a problem. A defect.

>>701358522
>So tell us what made you straight?

never had any inferiority issue against another male. always felt pretty awesome about being me.
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I am though
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>>701358072
>Not gay
>Had sex with men twice
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>>701359009
you know, it's kind of cute
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It goes against nature
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>>701358839
It depends whre you get stuck. You can live to your sexual orientation or you can do someting else.
Either be happy to follow a sexual orientation that fits to your societys norm and be happy.
Or follow your societys norm which opposes your sexual orientation and be frustrated and unhappy but don't have to fight.
Or follow your sexual orientation and fight against resticting social norms - be happy but keep struggling.
And many more in between and beyond.
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>>701359069
>long process of de-programming
Lol retard here actually thinks this works. Fuck off. There's sufficient evidence that shows that it's completely fucked up to try to change sexuality and it doesn't work...

>real family
I'm going to have a surrogate.
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>>701347804
Women
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>>701355543
Carsten, show us your dick.
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>>701347804
because i like to see balls on womens and on their chest. Also i h8 dicks
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I don't manipulate the feelings that I get due to my genes
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>>701359309
Okay but that isn't about your orientation, that's about acting on it.

Of course you can stay in the closet. And youre right. Acting on your sexual orientation is definitely a choice. Who you feel attraction for is pretty much involuntary though.
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thats couse jeesus christ is my nigger
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>>701347804
Because I don't find anyone (male or female) sexually attractive
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>>701359069
>bullshit. that's politics and you know it. it's what fags want to hear.
>nurture programmed you until you were in the care of a home or a school. when you grow and live independently you have to make a choice.
This is not entirely wrong, when it comes to live on our own things can take unexpected ways.
>be a male archetype for your kids
> it's all about children
This could be right if we were animals. But we're humans. We can leave signs on this world which may different from replicating ourselves.
>A defect
And then you went full retard.
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>>701358507
I couldn't bring myself to let someone I don't know do this to me, sorry.
I've had bad experience from this in the past.
needs a lot of trust to completely give control over yourself to someone else...
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>>701359069
That's the thing dude, you're right and you're wrong. It is a defect, it's basically natures way of weeding out the weak ones since we don't have a whole lot of *Strongest will survive* going on. When a species doesn't have in fighting or predators to kill off the weak, nature relies on other methods. The method for humans has become gays. If you notice 90% of gays are of pretty shitty genes/recessive. The other 10% I've no fucking clue I think they just somehow been programmed to be gay or some fucking wires are crossed in their brain.

TLDR - Homo is natures weeding out the weak.
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>>701355543
very cute, where are you from?
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>>701359586
You might want to get your vitamine b12 levels checked. I considered myself asexual, too. Boy was I wrong.
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>>701359328
>Lol retard here actually thinks this works.

And here's the difference between a man and fag. The fag is that sad helpless creature full of defeatism. A man is the being that scars the land, that leaves a mark long after he is worm food.

What the statistically best grown children ? Real nuclear family. As a man that's what you should aim for. Because you are a man and you want the best for your own kids.

If you want to be a selfish -because this is what it's all about selfish weak men that prioritize pleasure- man, that means you are weak and your seed is weak too and your kids will fail.
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>>701359603
He's right and wrong just like you. Humans ARE fucking animals you shitstick we're classified as APES.
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>>701359666
>needs a lot of trust

absolutely. no worries, just telling you, there's people who love small dicks.
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>>701347804

Because I had positive experiences with females in my childhood.
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>>701359725
>natures way of weeding out the weak

stopped reading there.
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>>701359666
satan is telling you to blindly trust muahahaha
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Im straight but I also think this is kinda hot

Am I bi then?
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>>701359848
So fucking a girl isn't pleasure? Lol dude you might be gay
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>>701359848
>What the statistically best producer of gay children ? Real nuclear family.

fixed!
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I'm not a result of Jewish tricks designed to rupture the moral fabric of society.
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>>701351370
>not wrestling with someone of equal strenght
>not enjoying the fine definition of their muscle
>not finally overpowering him and having your way

oh no, other people do what I dont find attractive, they must be mental
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Because it is a sin
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>>701360008
Just because you stick you head in the sand and sing la-la-la-la doesn't make it any less true. Look at nature at any species that doesn't have its weak killed off. Rampant homosexuality.
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looks like the /pol/ tide is rolling in
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>>701354258
complain more. ive only have one nut
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>>701359725
>90% of gays are of pretty shitty genes/recessive
I think nature should have weeded you out...

>If you want to be a selfish -because this is what it's all about selfish weak men that prioritize pleasure- man, that means you are weak and your seed is weak too and your kids will fail.

No you're retarded... I just said it doesn't work. Id rather be a healthy intelligent strong man with great offspring than a broken one who tried to change himself with a goddamn conversion camp you ignorant fuck.

I'm out. Arguing with /b/ users is like giving a masters class in engineering to a room full of retarded toddlers.
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:)
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>>701360219
>Look at nature at any species that doesn't have its weak killed off. Rampant homosexuality.

can you help me out with some examples there? is it your dog? is your dog gay?
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>>701347804
Because women make my dick hard ...... believe me if men made me hard i would dive right in but they dont
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>>701360259
>complain more
The other guy was complaining. I was mostly trying to make him feel better by saying how little it affected my sex life.
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>>701360225
> le containment board maymay
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>>701359549
Being in the 40-60% bi range makes things a little easier :-)
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>>701360205
(You)
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>>701360304
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>>701360329
The deer populations across the world where the weak aren't selectively killed by nature have 20% higher rates of homosexuality. Look at Lions or any other apex predator that kill each other off, super high testosterone rates and nearly zero homosexuality.
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>>701360225
Majestic!
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>>701347804
I like boys and girls, as long as they're underage.
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>>701360205
Who defines "sin"?
If god didn't want gay to exist, he wouldn't have created them.
If evolution wouldn't want gays to exist, the behavioral pattern would have become extinct.

Either way, there must be something good - not for the individual but for mankind, as usually gays don't procreate - in being gay.
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I'm gay and I'd love to genocide all of the sissy gay faggoty queens. Let masculinity prevail
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>>701360692
How do you know? Are you the scientist who studied them? Most scientists (in the past) ignore homosexual activity in animals because it isn't relevant to procreation.
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>>701360848
B..but they're so cute!
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Because homosexuality is an evolutionary dead end and I'm not a defective human being like the rest of you deviant freaks that pollute this board.
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>>701360067
sauce? More?
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>>701360111
Really?
Cause I KNOW I'm fucked up as shit and I was raised by a real nuclear family.

But that may have more to do with the growing up in a safe white space of historic suburban America where I was protected from incident thoughts, porn, drugs, violence, sex, blacks, gays, etc... all while being systematically encouraged for blind patriotism "If you aren't with us, you are against us." Doing what my parents say without question, "Honor thy father and mother."

Then growing up and realizing that my parents are poorly educated, ignorant as fuck, dumb as shit, can't handle their finances to save their damned lives, hate queers, suspicious of darkies, but Jebus loves them...

And now that the world is moving on without them they walk around like cows, stupefied, in the face of change.
Worse. Railing against the very changes which are occurring because while they were sitting around for decades jacking off to their nuclear family, the rest of the world got the fuck over themselves and moved on.
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>>701360996
>I'm not a defective human being
>/b/
(You)
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>>701360996
>evolutionary dead end
This fucken meme.
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>>701359808
Yeah I was spooked so I had my test and everything else checked. It's all fine, I'm just a weird cunt
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>>701360492
Holy shit more? Kik?
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>>701361083
>meme
>two queers cannot reproduce

You failed basic biology in school didn't you?
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>>701360996
we all know you fap on traps
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i like dicks but the thought of kissing another man seems really gross to me

what do you call this
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>>701361087
Hey, at least you don't have to deal with a shitton of bullshit.
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>>701361184
but somehow gay people continue to appear throughout the generations..how's that for a evolutional dead-end to you?
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>>701361249
A gloryhole lover
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Because not even gays will have sex with me.
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>>701361184
Gays still make babies...
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>>701361312
he thinks only two gays can make a gay
which really doesn't make any sense at all

that's how you spot a troll
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>>701347804
Sexual orientations aren't something you choose, I'm not gay because I feel no attraction to men. They are about as attractive to me as pens, toiletpaper or wet carrots.
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>>701361271
It's pretty great to be honest. I can go out clubbing and don't give a fuck about girls like the rest of my friends. I'll probably be lonely as fuck when I'm old though
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>>701361588
U FREAK! HOW CAN U RESIST?!

oh, wet carrots... mmmh.... so wet.
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>>701361312
>but somehow gay people continue to appear throughout the generations

Guess what else appears through the generations? Cystic fibrosis. Down Syndrome. Muscular dystrophy. Sickle cell anemia.

That doesn't mean those people aren't defective.

>>701361461
>he thinks only two gays can make a gay

The attempt to put words in my mouth is amusing. Gays only reproduce by doing what comes unnaturally to them and lying about what they are.
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>>701361818
More carrot porn please
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>>701361684
You'll get used to being alone. It's not that bad when you have fun hobbies. I started to learn playing the piano, it's pretty dope.
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>>701361818
>>701361904
kek
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I have gf
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>>701359774
Russia
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>>701361904
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>>701362134
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>>701361818
>>701361904
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>>701362318
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>>701362379
I'm straight but I'm fairly sure even gay men find that ass bush of yours disgusting.
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I'm straight.
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>>701347804
because I don't want any STDs.
I'll stick to straight, clean girls.
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>>701347804
Because Im not sexually aroused by the concept of male-on-male homosexual intercourse
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I like pussy too much
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Because i love to eat pussy
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>>701364408
>you can't get std's from women
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>>701349510
>>701354747
>>701358755
go on..
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>>701365037
women usually aren't as STD-ridden as faggots
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I'm gay
Do I lose ?
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>>701362123
What oblast?
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>>701347804
I have very strong, tight butt muscles. I doubt I could take dick
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>>701347804
But it's not gay if i wear girl clothes!
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>>701347906

im not gay but i like traps

before the shitstorm hits heres why
i am not aroused by or attracted to any masculine features, except the penis
i wouldnt fuck a typical dude, but i would fuck a trap, sissy or shemale
mostly just for S&M reasons

though i still must consider myself a tad bi because i might let a trap fuck me or id suck her dick, if i was in the mood
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Traps aren't faking it <3
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>>701347804
Because being gay isn't a choice for guys?
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>>701351050
This girl is literally flawless in my eyes
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>>701365393
You're full on bi if you like cocks my friend. I like em too but stop deluding yourself faggot.
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>>701365393
youre not gay but you should accept that youre bisexual
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so this is a g/fur thread now?
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>>701365261
Orlovska
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i dont like it up me bum
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>>701347804
i tried it by getting a blowjob of a dude but i couldn't enjoy it unless i closed my eyes and imagined i was getting a blowjob from a girl
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>>701355152
Making muslims/jews/americans jealous in just 1 gif.
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>>701366105
The fire rises
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>>701347804

The only attractive cock is my own. The rest look horrible.
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>>701347804
Op is GAY!
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The only cock in all of my fantasies is my own.
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>>701347804
cause tits
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Furry smut is the aryan fetish

PROVE ME WRONG
Protip: [spoiler]YOU CAN'T[/spoiler]
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>>701366805
exactly. what we need is a way to create sexually submissive live clones
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I'd love to do pic related with a nice guy
>during a good, hot fuck I hug him tightly from behind
>feel his whole body pressed against mine as I cum deep inside his ass
>feel him shiver a little as my hot cum gushes against his prostate
>reach around him, give his cock a gentle squeeze, just enough to send him over the edge
>his whole body tenses up and he let's out an unintentional moan, his cock twitches in my hand as he cums hard
>his anus contracts around my dick that's still pumping my seed into him
>finally he collapses in my arms, cum dripping from both his dick and his ass
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because I am destroyer of Mint Cigarette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uzu58N-Sso
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>>701347804
Tried - multiple times. Don't work.
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>>701347804
Ive never met a man who I wanted to be gay with
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Vagina good
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>>701350783
I Had a guy suck my dick when I was 14
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>>701351511
Gross
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>>701368436
me too
wish i had the vid
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>>701367374
And what's stopping you?
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>>701347804
Because i enjoy the thought of treating a woman like a cum receptacle and my personal breeder
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>>701367242
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>>701355518
Standing in a garage doesn't make you a car.
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>Settling for ONE gender.
Well good on you for going through life handicapping yourself.
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>>701347804
Because I'm not? Go back to sucking dicks and fuck off with your stupid questions faggot
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Cause I like women
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>>701368528
I usually don't find irl men attractive.
I like gay furry porn and some gay human porn and pics like OP, but I don't like being with a man.
if that makes any sense.
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>>701359069
in /pol/ land

>bullshit. that's politics and you know it

meanwhile in the real world
>homosexuality has been observed in animals
>studies have linked specific genes with homosexuality
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>>701360854
Simon LeVayintroduced the further caveat that "[a]lthough homosexual behavior is very common in the animal world, it seems to be very uncommon that individual animals have a long-lasting predisposition to engage in such behavior to the exclusion of heterosexual activities. Thus, a homosexual orientation, if one can speak of such thing in animals, seems to be a rarity."[8]One species in which exclusive homosexual orientation occurs, however, is that of domesticated sheep (Ovis aries).[9][10]"About 10% of rams (males) refuse to mate with ewes (females) but do readily mate with other rams."[10]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals
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>>701347804
Because an ass contains shit.
Imagine this on your dick.
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>>701369456
>homosexuality has been observed in animals
I've never understood this argument. Animals eat their own shit too, don't see folks lining to normalize that
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>>701369878
Hes saying we should treat gays like animals.
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tell me you wouldn't fuck this hot piece of ass
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>>701370149
no
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>>701347804
Because I like traps.
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>>701370149
I would not fuck that gay man ass that probably has shit in it.
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>>701370149
It's a drawing
It's an animal
No
No
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>>701370149
/g/fur is only good when they're all soft, weak and girly, not manly and muscle-y, that just turns me off
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