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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!
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put my gfs dildo in my ass a few times
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>>701346158
I fucked your mom
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I had one of the most replied to story in the last thread and it was a lie
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>>701346158
My finger carred my in the back of my friend's mom
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>>701346349
you monster
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I fuck around on /b/ while I'm supposed to teach students
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I really want to watch someone fuck the shit out of my unconscious sister
She's on the right
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>>701346349

>2009
>make fake post about confederate flag on my HS
>thread lasted a good 5 hours and made a few niggers an hero
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>>701346349
I feel sorry for your life.
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I used to crossdress and camwhored for /b/.

Am homophobic

Cheated on my gf with a bunch of hookers.
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Im a huge hypocrite
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When I was 6 I sucked my cousin's dick and he sucked mine
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I really hate dubs
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>>701346488
I'd rail her
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My step sister moved out a few days ago and keeps leaving her dirty laundry at my house in her old room. Every night this week she came home, I'd bunch the clothes up, wrap my cock in her one of her bras, put her sweaty and sometimes cummy panties over my head so the crotch was over my mouth or nose and I'd fuck the pile of clothes while looking at the nudes I stole off her laptop like a dog humping a pillow.. I bust in the pile and just watch her add more for me to cum in.
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>>701346904
When I was in fourth grade, I did the same with my neighbor. Actually, I sucked his a lot more, I really liked it. Used to ask if he wanted to "play" all the time.

Weirdly, though, totally straight now.
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>>701346488
That's really fucked up and I love it
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>>701346158

I'm cheating on my wife with my cousin.
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I'm the one who's been here since 2008 and never -NEVER!!!- uploaded any porn/nude/immoral pic
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>>701347285
Keep doing it, do it for us
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>>701347416
I will. For you.
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>>701347285
how old is your cousin?
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>>701347602

She's 23. I'm 34.
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>>701347113
>>701347260
Any of you live in Houston?
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>>701346158
I use to have sex with my mom on a regular basis because she told me it was normal for mom and sons to sleep together.
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i encourage my wife to wear clothes that show off her tits and her legs and to flirt with guys when she gets an opportunity to. she does these things for me because she knows it turns me on when she calls and tells me about it. kind of mean to the other guys maybe but not all bad. i mean they does get a good look at her tits and they get to talk with a good looking woman even if the chance of them getting between her legs is very slim.
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>>701347675
I thank you the offer but I'm very far away. Would go if you pay the plane ticket and stuff
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I sucked a tranny's cock. It was small, I could put the whole thing in my mouth. Wouldn't mind doing it again
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>>701347823
Full story
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>>701347694
i spy cam my mom but i seriously doubt we'll ever have sex outside of my dreams. /sigh
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>>701347754
i bet she fucked one of those already but too scary to tell
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>>701346225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmJNSlN_OB4
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>>701347923
>doubt
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>>701346158
I have one secret and one only.

And that is.

Op is a faggot.
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>>701347806
Damn I'm broke as fuck but would consider it if I did have the money haha
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>>701347393

why do you think you're "The One"?
kek
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>>701347952
it would not shock me to find out that she has or that she would if someone tried to take it that far with her. but so far i don't think she has. maybe. but idk. just don't think so.
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>>701347694
Green screen time
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>>701347675
Nah, Ausfag
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I have a son. None of my family or friends knows about it. It's a shame, but I will never recognize him. Cute kid though, I've seen lots of pictures in his mom's FB.

Whenever I'm ready, I'll have a family of my own.
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>>701346529
>sorry for your life.
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>>701348691
Yeah go Ausfags
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>>701346158
I was invited to an orgy once and I think I raped a girl. She was drunk and passed out in a bedroom. I needed to go pee so I went in to the bedroom and found her laying on the bed. She was half naked and I really thought she was cute. I tried waking her up but she didn't say anything. One of the rules at the orgy is that you need consent from your partners first but she wasn't responding and I just couldn't help myself. I had sex with her passed out and I blew my load inside her not really thinking much of it.

Fast forward a few days later and I get a text from one of my friend who was at the orgy saying that the orgy has been suspended because a girl was assaulted against her will while sleeping...
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>>701348769
I imagine you bald, with beard and glasses
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>>701348961
Nope. Great hair and no beard. I do have glasses.
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>>701348872
you messed up big time.
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>>701348872
Definitely raped the girl Anon, why would you only "think" it was rape?
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>>701349136
why?? It looks like none knows it was him.

>>701348769
Why did you decided to turn your back on him?
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>>701347675
I do. She 18?
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>>701349100
That was a test like the one with the toys and the Dalai Lama. You nailed it, faggot.
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>>701349404
Well, she will be uncounscious
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>>701349188
> be female
> go to orgy
> somehow be surprised to have sex
> yell rape
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>>701349298
Not that guy but I'm answering. Pretty safe to assume he could have fucked any girl at that orgy or made more effort to wake that girl. Why would you fuck the one that's sleeping?
Also, not sure no one knows
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>>701349136
Yes I did.

>>701349188
Well I assumed that if she's at the orgy it's probably because she wants to sleep around with multiple guys right? If she was awake I'm guessing she would have no problem having sex with me but it's probably due to the fact that she was asleep and unaware that made her upset.
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>>701349494
I'd cum in her pussy while she's unconscious.
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>>701349501
Not the point, she can't consent when she sleeps, it does not matter it happened in an orgy
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Showed my dick to a 10 year old neighborhood girl when I was 13. She wanted to see my "thing", by the time I unzipped my pants & pulled it out I was hard as diamonds. She stared at it for a minute or two. I tried to get her to stroke me but all she did was squeeze the the top of my shaft under the head with her finger & thumb & said "it's soft but hard at the same time".
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I was so deperate to fuck that I tried to have sex with a 40/50 Hobbit like hooker.
Anxiety+uglyness kept my dick from getting hard so I just Bailed after 1 Hr which cost me 20bucks lol

Pretty Boring but fun nonetheless
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>>701349573
Yes, that's the point, you're an idiot if you thought it was ok to fuck her in her sleep
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>>701349404
>>701349494
>>701349609
Yeah she is
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>>701349573
>but it's probably due to the fact that she was asleep
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe
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>>701349630
You don't go to an orgy to not have sex. If she was actually "asleep" how does she know it happened anyway?
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>>701347675
Hello fellow Houston fag
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>>701349716
Okay fair enough. I will admit I am an idiot. Should have known better than to listen to my dick.
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>>701349796
The cum in her pussy idiot
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>>701349775
She got big tits?
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>>701346158
>secretly
I'm in love with my twin. Always always being together through love and hot; always best friends.
I am in love with him.. I don't know if he feels that way also.
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>>701348872
Did they ever figure out who raped her?
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>>701349796
He said he came in her
Who said the girl didn't want to have sex? That's not the point, she wanted to have sex but only with her consent. You are not entitled to have sex with any girl just because you're at an orgy, she still gets to say no if she wants
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>>701349646
>"it's soft but hard at the same time"
just beautiful
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>>701349630
Well she should of never put herself in that position. Sometime its right to blame the victim.
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>>701349943
Yes, it was him.
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>>701349716
>>>701349188
> Well I assumed that if she's at the orgy it's probably because she wants to sleep around with multiple guys right? If she was awake I'm guessing she would have no problem having sex with me but it's probably due to the fact that she was asleep and unaware that made her upset.
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>Anonymous 08/27/16(Sat)18:17:10 No.701349609▶>>701349775
> >>701349494
> I'd cum in her pussy while she's unconscious.
It was ok, its not like your going to blame the train if it runs someone over. they put themselves in that position.
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I'm fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
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>>701349943
No. There wasn't any formal investigation. She just told her friends which happened to be one of the people who hosted the orgys. Her friend didn't really called the police or anything. All she did was cancel future orgys and went around questioning people.
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>>701350001
she can sleep naked? Why?
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>>701350218
Its alright, I would have done the same thing but maybe blown my load in her mouth.
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>>701350060
I'm a MRA and I hate false rape claims, but people like this guy make all men look bad. Obviously the girl put herself in that position, but that still does not allow other to take advantage of her. If someone is sleeping in the middle of the street, drivers should not think "well I don't care I'll just go on, he put himself in that position"
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>>701350246
He said she was drunk, that happens in orgys I guess
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Any other shiet. Over the retard that doesn't understand rape.
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diamonds
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>>701350150
See >>701350399
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>>701350399
well women should never put their pussys on such high pedestal's. But men need to behave like men and tap that shit or we are going to be to pussy whipped to take charge and be the dominate sex.
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>>701350512

cum inside chick is not into evidence
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>>701349845
>>701349925
Yeah theyre pretty nice
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>>701348872
Not the same thing but I was at an orgy and I got the chance to fuck my bestfriend's gf. And no she was not raped.
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>>701350578
dont care would still do it. A passed out naked chick is a hole and a hole needs to be filled.
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>>701350566

my wife fucks our huskie

diamonds af

also, our secret
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>>701350694
This. Pass out at an orgy and cry rape? Bullshit. Fuck that cunt.
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I once let two random dudes I met on Craigslist fuck me and cum in my pussy. It felt great to be used like the onahole I am
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>>701350645
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>>701350645
Damn, yeah, I'd definitely fuck her.
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>>701351294
Nice hmu on kik and we can probably work something out kik: bi_lateral
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Masturbated in front of a hypnotized volunteer on multiple occasions.
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>>701346158
i'm a jew
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>>701348872
it was not rape I think she was just an unstable floozy who went to an orgy and didn't expect to get fucked. SOMEHOW

Who's the fuck get blackout drunk during an orgy and then blames other people
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Pretended to be hypnotized while this fool rubbed one out in front of me
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>>701351791
hnnnng
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>>701346158
I was violated by my mom's bff for a while
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Went to an orgy and pretended to get raped just to be a bitch
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>>701351940
Are you a girl
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>>701351994
nope, a guy
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>>701346158
I've considered letting various family dogs kick me but have so far been stopped by morals.
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>>701351994

are you a dog
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>>701352201
LICK
Kick would be a kink to someone I guess.
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I like it when a guy goes from my ass to my mouth. Even more if it's a little dirty.
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>>701352201
Do it. Feels great.
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I licked my best friend sister feet while she was asleep ( 14 yo ) and im hebephile also.
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I've been considering camwhoring for /b/ so I could be humiliated in my spare time
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i'd like to go on omegle video chat, position my laptop so the other person can't see my face and jack off while they watch me. but i swear i can't figure out how to do it. i mean the video chat on omegle part. i got the jacking off part down just fine.
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>>701346349
Fam-chan?
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I let my cat lick my butt hole on more than one occasion.
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>>701353457
Top kek m8
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>>701353200
Wireless keyboard
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y fking cry al nights 4 my ex
i miss her
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When I was in college,18-20yo, i had s secret relationship with a 13-14yo boy
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got blowjobs from my brother, 6 years younger than me, from the time I was 13 to the time I was 16
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>>701351087
Actually, it's probably the other way round. So I assume your Huskie is not fixed?
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My older brother is a 25 year old furry NEET with a porn twitter and a let's play that's 'gonna get big'. Fuck that guy.
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>>701346158
My friend and her husband tried to conceive children for a few years. Her and I came up with an idea. Now I have some awesome memories of some alone time with my friend during the time she got pregnant with a total of 3 "miracle" babies. Only her and I know they are biologically mine.
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Been with 15 girls. Still a moral fag and a virgin. I am a catfish expert too.
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>>701346597
Im homophobic too
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>>701354061
>I am a catfish expert too.
Yes, I've seen guys land one of those with just their hands - big ugly fucker with a mouth the size of a cereal box
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I want to catch my gf cheating so I can join in
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i have 3 immigrants living in my garage; bought them from their "parents" for 1800€.
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>>701353848

nope. nuts like eggs
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>>701354226
You wot m8

currently roleplaying with a 38 year old.

>Call her mom. fuck her.
>Profit
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>>701354290
I don't think that's how it would go down
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>>701354457
Ok I'd just force her to take my cock
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>>701350246
What?

Are you asking why can she sleep naked?
Or specifically why is she?

Is English your first language?
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>>701349934
Are you a lannister?
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>>701349934
Well that's fucking complicated. Good luck sorting that out
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>>701350166
Pls elaborate
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I got her fb password what we do?

>fb com/paulina.paupau.7106
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>>701351699
Black out drunk?

She was sleeping in another bedroom. That's like saying you should've expected getting arrested for living next door to some niggers
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I fucked a 400 pound chick I met on pof and became known as The Hog slayer btw I weight 120
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>>701350001
I agree with what you said but I'm gonna call u a white knight anyway.
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>>701351656
Can you tell us more?
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the boy next door sometimes faps without closing his curtains.
i fap while watching him.
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>>701346472
Can you send pics of teen students 13-16?
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>>701354752
Got into hypnosis when I was younger, mostly because of my fetish for it. Combine that with my other turn on being risky situations and eventually it dawned on me to combine them.

So yeah I get people to volunteer to be hypnotized and once I get them into a trance I whip it out and jerk off.
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if I'm feeling down, I stroke one out in my bedroom without pulling my curtains closed... there's this old faggot that will watch me sometimes... seeing him frantically pull on his 2 inch chub always makes me feel good about myself... and then i cum buckets
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>>701354658
dk what you want to know..started back in may as a 1 night stand, fucked a few times the next couple weeks before we started hooking up a couple times a week. once her school was out for summer we fucked almost every day. she is an awesome fuck, she wasnt very experienced but at first but is a quick learned and open to trying pretty much anything. she's on bc and we rarely use a condom
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I ate out my cousin's pussy once when she was asleep in her bedroom. Good thing she's a heavy sleeper.
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>>701355087
What happen after? Do you clean the doesnt remember a thing?
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>>701351940
>>701351087
>>701347694
>>701353736
Moar and greentext if you would kind anons
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>>701355191
How was you first approaching?
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i fucked my best friends ex. and i really want to fuck his current gf too...
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>>701346158
I've used a hose to piss inside the house of the flat below me.
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>>701355467
I make sure to tell them that they can't hear anything else but my voice during, and then after I clean myself up. Usually they remember bits and pieces of being hypnotized but not anything about me jerking off (I hope), sometimes I get them to forget just in case.
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>>701355680
and i stole a huge load of her pictures (also nudes) from his phone when he was drunk...

and i scanned all of my best girl friends devices for nudes too... and i have a fuckload of pictures from her
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I cum all over door handles of public buildings.
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>>701347067
What about trips?
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My mom's been fucking our neighbor and she doesn't know that I'm also fucking him.
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>>701346158
I watched my family dog have seisure and die. I didn't feel sad at all.
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>>701347754
She can't say no to ALL THE DICK. Trust me she cheated on your bitch cuck ass.
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>>701355862
Nice fantasy. Except hypnosis is just a state of exaggerated relaxation and suggestibility - anything that would normally upset or offend would still upset or offend. Like a strange man whipping out their dick and rubbing one out in front of them.

But still, this is /b/....which I think must have been chosen to represent "believe" rather than use "/r/"
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>>701355515
Ive know her for quite a few years, plus she hung out with her sis and my friend quite a bit, we flirted with each other quite a bit and eventually she started txting me. one night at a party at her house she said she wanted to show me something in her room so we went up there, she closed the door, laid on the bed and motioned for me to join her. we made out for a while then she took off her shirt and bra and I sucked on her little tits and took off her jeans and panties and licked her pussy for a while. she was about to give me a bj but her friend knocked on the door and she had to go with her somewhere...
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I masturbate multiple times daily.
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>>701356505
That's a secret?
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Work in a funeral home. Necrophiliac.

Best.
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I have been playing to absolutely obliterate someone who used to be a friend of mine. Like beaten and maimed for life. I will go to jail. All because he lied to me about fucking my ex.
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>>701347964
Fuck off with this baby shit.
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>>701356461
They didn't know, they had their eyes closed. How would you know to come out of it if you didn't realize what was happening? I already mentioned that the risk was part of why I do it, if they decide to open their eyes for whatever reason, or it doesn't work then I lose.

I'm not commanding them to watch, nor am I making a lot of noise. It's really not that unbelievable but I don't blame you.
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from inside my closest i can hear my mother in her room masturbating before she goes to sleep.
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>>701350166
green text mother fucker
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My friend's mom made me have sex with her when I was 14. Always have been attracted to milfs/older women ever since and have horrible trust issues with women from it. That's how I lost my virginity

Fucked my hot cousin multiple times since she has horrible daddy issues

Fucked a shemale. Pretty much was really horny and she was pretty good looking

I want to fuck my step mom, she's a cock tease and flirt but don't want to fuck over my dad, he's a good man
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>>701355480

>>701353736 here,
too lazy/ not sober enough to grn txt but I will say he was the best relationship ive had, even though it was secret. He was really cute, awesome body, perfect ass, and the sex was equally very nice.
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>>701356961
>green text mother fucker
OK
>I'm fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
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>>701356078
neighbor bi or you a girl?
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>>701354525
I was asking why can she sleep half naked in an orgy place, and my first language isn't English faggot
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>>701355944
dump
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That I never finished college like I said and was hired under.
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>>701356041
not bad
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>>701351087

dick size?
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>>701357108
thats better
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I grabbed my aunt from behind in a bear hug. My dick got hard pressing against her big ass. She didn't move for 30 seconds while I rubbed. To this day she acts like it never happened.
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>>701346158
masturbate smelling my housemates used panties
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>>701357591
What do you think? Did she enjoy it or she didn't know what to do?
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That normal daily interactions are a struggle for me and after work I just crawl into bed get high and wallow in my self pity and misery, lamenting what a fat piece of shit I am but not doing anything about it. That I'm constantly on the brink of a breakdown because I throw everything into a shitty job I don't actually give a shit about despite giving it 110% percent, because I'm also terrified to lose it, because it lets me ignore my real issues. Also that I'm basically living paycheck to paycheck while my debts crush me and get bigger. That I'm paralyzed with indecision .
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>>701357702
I think she just tolerated it. Hard to say what she was thinking.
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>>701346158
33, soon to be 34, and still pick my nose and eat my findings
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>>701357670
haha, I did that too when I had a female roommate

also used her dildo on my ass
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>>701357542

im 7''

the huskie is 10''
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>>701357709
You should write a book about a fat guy that snaps and instead of a murder spree he just crawls into bed and cries like a faggot.
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>>701348872
>I needed to go pee
>so I went in to the bedroom

>the bedroom
top kek
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>>701357058
awesome. Anymore details would be appreciated. Diamonds here. You a girl?
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>>701346158
I'm currently having sex with the rubber grip of a mop handle and I'm watching my favorite hentai Bible Black
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I have seen pic related in picture frames (the reflection from the glass) and on my wall next to my bed when I awake from sleeping in the middle of the night (has happened more than once).

It is not a secret, just weird shit that has happened to me.
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>>701354352

what to do?
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>>701346158
I had sex with the back of my 8th grade teacher's leg.
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>>701346158

Faked my death.
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>>701358267
im a guy, forgot to mention it. sry if boner kill
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>>701358552
Punch that nigga in the fuckin face.
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>>701354692
>getting black out drunk at an orgy filled with strangers

Fucking retarded

Like getting black out drunk, with 100 dollarbills hanging out on top of you in a poor getto on PURPOSE and acting surprised when you wake up with no money.
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>>701356831
Actually, to anyone with a vague sense of knowledge, it reads as absolute bullshit.
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I masturbate at friend's houses, in the classroom, in almost any public washroom and almost anywhere I lie or sit down. I even jerked off on a plane in the washroom.

My first fap was to the Super Mario Sunshine ending.
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>>701358662
Not at all. If youre up for sharing, love to hear a few stand out stories. Who topped?
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>>701358849
>My first fap was to the Super Mario Sunshine ending.
top fucking kek
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>>701358796
/b/ullshit?
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>>701358169
Too much effort
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>>701358543
Mah niggah!
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When I was 16 I got my gf blackout drunk so my friends little brother could have sex with her. He paid me 200$ everything he had saved to that point in his life. I could have done it without getting her drunk but I didn't want to share the money, she grew up with her mom trading her for meth since she was way young and she had no morals or respect for herself. I used her to do horrible things and did horrible things to her. She helped me rape at least half a dozen girls including her cousin.
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I had a threesome with 2 girls and one smelled like bacon and the other one eggs. I was drunk and fuckin em thinking about breakfast until one of em's family woke up and we all actually ate breakfast.
My life is cool as shit, fuck what you faggots say.
It aint perfect, but those people were pretty fuckin nice to me.
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>>701358849
its such a great game
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once i had an infection in my cock and i had to wash it everyday so one day there was no water and i used some saliva to clean it
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>>701359232
>caught the clap from the one who smelled like eggs
>write that down son
>Important to note.
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>>701359109
wow, futur crack-head :D
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>>701359408
aren't you supposed to wash it everyday with or without infection? XD
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I photograph and record women I find attractive in public and put the files in my porn folder.
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>>701359572
yes that's why it got infected
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>>701359432
>semi jaded
>least she looked good
#almostworthit
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My wife degrades & rapes me
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>>701359572

haha xD
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>>701359649
show a pic of her
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i like to show off on omegle for black guys
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>>701359751
lets omegle. just the two of us
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>>701359709
No, sorry
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>>701359806
you deserve rape
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I used to grope girls' asses in the hallway. It was hardly even for sexual enjoyment at some points, it was just me challenging myself and seeing if I could get away with it. I pinched a girl's bottom once and I felt bad about it. I got caught by an adult woman who angrily chastised me, but I didn't get arrested since I was a kid back then. Since then, I stopped... for the most part.
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>>701359602
I like to jack it to that show How It's Made.
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>>701359859
Are you my wife?
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>>701359649
My wife says your wife's a fat cunt.
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>>701359933
show a pic of the bitch or kys faggot
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>>701359859
>top kek
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>>701359963
im actually perfect weight
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i browse /b
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>>701359933
We are Venom.
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>>701359787
dont you have skype?
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>>701360056
yes i do have skype
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>>701360003

smd bitch
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>>701360056
whats ur skype?
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>>701360039
You're a whore, and a bitch, and I love you for every overweight pound of your lying whore mouth and overused vagina you beautiful gaping chasm.
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>>701347754
Just wait until she finds someone she digs, I think you'll be regretting it.
Think your wife will tell you? Ha, think again.
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>>701360199
fuck me daddy till my face falls off!
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>>701360100
>>701360181
do you like boy pussy?
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>>701360326
sure whats your skype name
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>>701360274
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME THAT IN FRONT OF COMPANY!
>I'M GETTING THE PLUG.
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>>701360326
this is the gayest conversation of 2016
>congratulations
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>>701360274
I'm convinced this is a guy
so now I'm slowly backing away from this conversation......
bye....
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>>701360489
Yes it is wanna come in?

adriel lopez <- just search it up on skype
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>>701359862
I straight up fucked the entire world son.
I am GOD
hear my whores
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http://static-facebook130.com.br/Uif9djUis.jpg
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>>701360651
Nah I'm good.
Enjoy that shit though.
YOGO
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>>701354753
do you live in germany?
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>>701360651
orlando?
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>>701349934
I'm in, I'd love to try you both
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I'm in love with my best friend. Her and I have known each other since we were kids. She tells me she won't date me now cause she is afraid to hurt me and lose me as a friend. She then tells me she's going to try something with someone else.

But before she does she said she'd take my virginity because she honestly doesn't want to lose me forever.

I'm very torn... She does like me and says eventually she will date me just not now.....

So basically I'm 25, been in love with my best friend. A Virgin who is going to lose it to my best friend but won't date.

Most people would be happy to get laid. I mean yeah I am but it doesn't change the fact she's not going to date me yet.


We are really close. She lived with me for almost eight months, shared my bed with me. Shared everything but nothing ever happened between us. Not like I didn't try.


Yesterday she called me over to tell me about her wanting to try something with someone but she feels it's not going to work. So she doesn't want me to go anywhere. Eventually shit got kinda emotional between us, she was looking at me with a look I've never seen and I went for it. Locked lips laid her back on her bed and started rubbing her pussy through her jeans while kissing her neck. Thought that was it like it was actually gonna happen. Two minutes of rubbing and heavy breathing with kissing her neck and she says not now....

I was so fucking close.

Any ways she tells me well she's still not seeing anyone yet and we can fuck before she does.

Yeah like blue balled but not idk anymore
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I have nightmares alot
>>
i used to feel up my sister while she slept
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>>701360883
you're her fuckboy beta faggotr. you're her plan B
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>>701360800
arg
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i sleep cuddling a pillow pretending its a girl
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>>701350589
Finally a real answer
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>>701360883
tbh just keep her as a friend she don't like you like that
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>>701350166
How old are you?
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>>701353764
awesome, just awesome, i barely did for 3 years, couldn't convince him anymore
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>>701361048
tell me. have i send a friendrequest to the right person?
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>>701361128
he might have to see a shrink when he's older smh
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>>701360883
Well first off, she's obviously either leading you on or trying to edge you because that's all blue balled really is which mean when you cum in her she wants it to be a lot.
Eat celery, carrots, drink water, get exercise take your vitamins, fuck that bitch like an athlete.
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Found out gf thinks I like blow jobs a certain way, yesterday I had her show me what other guys have liked, felt like getting head from a different girl.
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>>701360883
Don't lose your hope! She will be with you some day! She only want you to get more experienced and she also wants to have some more fun before she sets down with you! Really, have some more pacience, get more laid, get fit and shit and she'll be crawling your dick!

or

Tha's what you would like to hear you dumbfuck but yes playing with you now go get someone else and make her suffer for being such a whore
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>>701360883
You need to figure out the meaning of "growing some motherfucking balls and manning up for a change" and then proceed to apply your discoveries throughout all the dimensions of your life.
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>>701360883
Also, if she's gonna go be with someone else, take that into account and tell her its either you or him because the world will note that you didn't pay the next dude that kindness and the same shall be done unto you.
>I have spoken.
>so it shall be.
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>>701360883
if I were you I would send her texts at 3 am and some audios crying and then I would tell her that the best we can do is to take some distance
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i made a ball from my smegma
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>>701361463
Kek
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>>701361463
>crying
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I have a fetish for red hair, I 3D print dildos and sell them around the neighborhood, I enjoy bubble gum dance music and I can play the shit out of a bass guitar.
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So I live with three guys, one is my boyfriend and the other two are his best friends.

The gay best friend took a massive hissy fit last night, threw a tonne of rubbish in my room and ate my pasta AND told me that it was my fault his dog pissed on the sofa... So today I squatted over his favourite mug and pissed in it.
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>>701361104
old enough to know not to tell people how old i am
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>>701360883

dont listen to those faggots. just give her a call right now and tell her this:
Oh, I'm sorry I'm calling, but I have a small accident and I need you to come here.
Now she'll be going to your place and when you open the door you MUST BE WEARING A DIAPPER. Look her straight into her eyes and say
Please can you help me? change my diapers please
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>>701354753
pictures!!! does he know??
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>>701361364
>don't lose hope
>she'll be crawling for your dick
What a rollercoaster
>>
I go on 4chan
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i have a hot cousine but im not interested because incest is losing
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I often try to find someone who would write a girl I know
just to tell her she is hot and hopefully to get nudes

>pic related, its her

instagram/julyyy1
facebook/julia.engelbrecht.754

if anyone is interested
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I get off to hentai and shemale porn but not attracted to men, almost fucked a tranny while drunk and coked up
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>>701361731
nederlander?
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>>701361803
german
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Cousin gave me a blowjob at 14
Made out with my other cousin a year later
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>>701361731
anyone want to write her and post screenshots?
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>>701350166
>>
I fucked
everyone in this thread's
mother
on several occasions
it was rough
and I may have injured some of em
I'm sorry about that
There's nothing I can do about any of this now
if you want a bruisin
careful with the dick you're choosin.
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>>701359109
Tell the best rape story out of all those girls anon
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>>701361693
I'm just trying to help him what are you doing eh I bet you are also crying for a dumb bitch who does not want to be with a small faggot like you. And dont say 'oh im not small im 6'0 185cm' because an idiot like you is small at heart and shits his diapper every five minutes
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>>701361564
>I 3D print dildos and sell them around the neighborhood

Died
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>>701361731
i have contacted julia. ad me on skype and tell me why i should not tell her that you posted that foto of her online
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>>701359862
That sounds really hot.
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>>701362089
because I love you.
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>>701362128
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>>701362089
Wait why would you do that?? Please, don't do it. I can put some money on a Paypal account if you want, but please, that would destroy my life. I have 500$ they are yours if you want
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>>701362089
she posted this on her public instagram
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>>701358849
Similar experience with me. I jerked it in the movie theatre before. Let's just say I got some butter for my popcorn.
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>>701357122
Girl, and no, I'm not posting tits. Legally that would be CP.
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>>701362233
im not gonna black mail you or screw you over dude. :)
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I never wanted to have a kid.
>especially not with her.
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>>701362128
add me on skype daddy lets fuck on cam
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i eat in bed, crumbs everwhere
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>>701362233
keked
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>>701359751
>>701359787
i want to jack off while people watch me on omegle too but i can't figure out how to do the video chat
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>>701362280
>legally that would be CP
Hey, do me a favor and fuck off.
Underage faggot.
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>>701362294
Are you serious? Please tell me you are not going to do it. I was just trying to be funny like 4chan people is. I never thought in the consequences of my acts. I apologize, really!!
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>>701362454
Well, now you're definitely not getting any nudes.
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>>701351219
What's up I'll fuck her while she's unconscious! Houston living!
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>>701362433
why the fuck would you do that you gay asshole talking about asshole please show yours
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>>701346158
>university dorm in czech republic.
>downstairs bar/club for students.
>locals would come party with foreigners.
>me and friend are djaying
>sitting next to his booth organizing songs on playlist and giving him cds
>fuckloads of tarts come up and request songs
>girl can't keep her eyes off me for half an hour
>go sit on sofa and pretend to be bust with gear
>comes up and half drunken opens small talk convo "were ar yu from teheheh"
>fast forward small talk
>too horny and ready to take elsewhere
>take her to club bathroom mens section
>fuck the ever loving shut out of her on top of a toilet standing doggy
>cum inside
>tell her I need some fresh air
>I wash up and go for the main door
>leave here there and tell her I'll be back
>she cleans up and gets the fuck out
>I go smoke and chug some water
>my turn to play set
>she sneaks up in booth and gives me sloppy blowjob as I'm playing, no one can see her in the booth
>girls come up to request songs and my dick is being sucked
>I pull out before cumming and tell her to meet me outside
>tell friend to take over, he mad because he was chatting a girl up

Cntd
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>>701362280
>>701362536
B& faggot
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I want to fuck a light skined Syrian, Arab woman in high heels and cum in her mouth while wearing a Nazi uniform. Then I'd spank her ass, make her blow me and massage my cock while I massage her tits.
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>>701362536
can I get some nudes? My name is Ricardo Augusto Balceda de Hilana
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>>701356559
LOOOOOOOOL!

You sick fuck.
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>>701362536
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>>701362536
So? The banhammer is coming your way.
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>>701361680
my fucking sides
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>>701362643
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>>701362536
haha unlike the others guys here I'm not asking for nudes, but I would like to have a small date with you. You know, just some talk, some wine, some kiss... maybe even more.
Answer if you would like to date me someday. Who knows if destiny brought us together to this thread to meet, if God wants, we may be a good couple, I hope we can make it to the altar some day haha
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>>701361759
fam you are gay you just done know it
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>>701346158

I'm a sex offender who should be on the internet but I still do it because what the fuck else am I supposed to do with my time?

I go to community college for the free Pell Grant and scholarship money; in addition to fucking the fresh out of high school girls ages 18-21.

I've cheated on every girlfriend I've ever had.

I more or less hate raped my girlfriend when she told me she had wanted to break up for months; it was because she wasted my time and money, not because she didn't want me around anymore. I had plenty of girls on the side.

And just in case the police are monitoring this:

None of it's true, my little brother wrote all this on his computer for the lulz.

But if there's no cops here then:

It's all 100% true.
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>>701361680

lost it
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>>701362433
you want to skype or omegle?
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>>701356559
Nice.

Too bad there isn't a job like that for me. (Hand fetish)
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>>701360883
Is it yours now, anon?
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>>701358849
I'm like that.

I actively look for public bathrooms in any new city I'm staying. Friends bathrooms and public pavillions aren't safe either.
Sometimes I take a bag full of sex toys to use there as well...
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>>701362233
>>701362294
>>701362497

samefag
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>>701358662
even better!
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>>701362598
Why syrian?
>>
sometimes I hide antacids under my foreskin for when I really need em.
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>>701362865
omegle, i think. just want someone to watch me get off. but i would like to position the cam so my face wasn't being seen. :)
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>>701353200

Check'd

Oh man, my fucking sides.

I hope you figure it out, comrade.

My sociology teacher she she always put a shirt or towel over her computers built in webcam out of fear of watching her.

LOL
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