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Rekt thread plz.
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>>701332544
What's the story behind this?
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>>701333013
Did she get scalped or just got hair ripped out?
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>>701332804
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/horror-man-sets-entire-hospital-8499266
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>>701332804
They were having an argument over which is the better soda, pepsi or coke...things escalated.
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>>701332544
DIVINE JUSTICE!
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>>701333013

OUCH!

Jesus christ bitch
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>>701332642
fuckin nogs
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>>701332349
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>>701332544
This seems like a really inefficient method of trying to kill someone
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>>701332544
>filename
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>>701333339
people STILL don't know coke is the best?
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>>701332642
Why do fucking niggers do that. Fucking cheat.
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>>701332792
Fucking kek
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>>701333224
Fucking Albania. No surprise.
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>>701333591
Nah it's just bitches, like if two guys fight then one wins but if two girls fight the whole block joins in, it's like how they're periods synchronize through bloodshed.
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>>701334098
2A dude!
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>>701333508
need source
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>>701333631
MODS MODS
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>>701333874
hopefully some Americans died for freedom and democray
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>>701334380
i got on /b/ almost a decade ago
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>>701332349
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
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>>701334303
Did this guy fucking wait his turn?
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>>701332642
white bitch kicked sum azz
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>>701334098
Good. Fucking dumb ass niggers
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>>701332349
really..no animal sht bro
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>>701333729
Weak "rekt" content.
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>>701334180
Nigger detected. Die piece of shit.
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>>701335276
contribute then fuckface
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>>701334675
What are you even talking about? That was a T-55. Literally the furthest you can get from American armour.
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>>701334098
nice try niggers. got your asses handed to ya.
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>>701335209
Would skin that fucking cat, microwave it and fucking dildo its ass.
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>>701335484
Shut the fuck up, faggot. I only lurk and barely contribute to this garbage board. I point out your shit-tier webm and you get fucking mad. Refrain from posting weak shit that wastes people's life.
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>>701334675
That isn't an American tank you fucking idiot
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>>701335391
Bitch detected, I'll have you know I'm so white I can't go in the fucking sun.
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What the fuck is wrong with you OP thats brutal
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>>701335694
no you wouldn't, you gigantic faggot
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>>701334899
I like how the other guy keeps skating... lulz
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>>701332642
dindus will dogpack ya, every time.
never relax.
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>>701335832
was that a fucking stroller
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>>701332642
Probably fighting over some black guy. The black chicks should have done the white race a favor and just shot her.
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I rekt lex sievert
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>>701332690
>bounced two feet
6/10
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>>701333874
Americans don't drive Russian tanks, you stupid sandnigger. But some freedom is coming your way, no doubt.
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>>701335577
too bad then
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>>701336084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8
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>>701335694
Don't need to prove shit to you. That cat would be gone and nobody would do shit about it.
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>>701332792
honestly though, the guy deserved it
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>>701332846
???
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>>701333520

kek

Story because that's hilarious
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>>701335820
Even worse. A fucking nigger lover. Fucking die already.
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>>701335209
learn to read cat body language; whipping tail means leave me the fuck alone.
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>>701333874
right in the ammo rack lel
anymore?
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>>701336120
bet it is but we are ready to welcome it properly with S-400.
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>>701332957
luld
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>>701335651
bitch just got shoveled
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>>701334729
wut a drag
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anyone got the new ISIS one with 5 kids including a british kid?
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>>701332349
fake and gay.
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>>701335765
kek'd
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>>701335958
No that was her kid. And instead of pulling the kid out of the way she just fucking saved herself.
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>>701335832
did he split into 2 pieces. can't tell
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>>701333166

Hair ripped out, it's a super dangerous stunt alot of asians seem to try. Seen one guy lose teeth to the drill and one girl lose alot more than just hair
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>>701336493
yeah, stroller as in with a baby inside
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>>701336261
Guy tried to car jack and his ass got shot. End of story.
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>>701333629
actually one of my favourite scenes in cops and that webm doesnt do the clip justice you need to watch that shit
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>>701333933
you mess with one bean you get the whole burrito.
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>>701333763
Well it killed 3 of them... just not the one who was completely set on fire.
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>>701336360
s-400 lolol. say hello to some tomahawks faggot.
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>>701336522
cook off
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>>701336551
>one girl lose alot more than just hair
post it
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>>701335237
fuck off pussy
peta fags make me sick
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>>701335209
Cat would be dead.
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>>701336573
It wasn't a kid in a stroller retard its pretty clear that it was walking on its own. Are you fucking blind or something holy shit. And don't use papa franku's memes in vain or so help me god I will call chin chin to banish you to dimension 1 you chromosome lacking fuckface
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>>701333729
getting paneled on the head with a maglite sucks.
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I wish someone would form a worldwide terrorist resistance against psychiatry because its like the tower of england and theyre all stuck using a pendulum and no "healthcare" actually goes on. Except occasionally meeting big tittied women.
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>>701337009
Story?
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>>701334303
neat how shit works out when good people are allowed to defend themselves.
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>>701337025
Cringe
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>>701334675
see>>701334303
this is why we need guns son.
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>>701332846
Nice one. Fucking niggers.
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>>701333520
The fuck happened here? Story anyone?
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>>701334899
>The filename is not deathnews.webm
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>>701337259
>That was the point
It obviously wasn't a stroller though :3 just watch the video a few times over
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>>701336522
poor crew lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyXRktIAgo
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>>701336335

Guy doesn't learn lesson

After approx one minute, her comes back and does the same again!!!
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>>701336787
I bet he wishes he was dead tho
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>>701337025
ok on second look I realize I am blind

sorry dad
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>>701336120

Dumb ass yank can't even reply to the right post.
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>>701333520
The guy on his left:
>sees smooth hat guy douse himself
>sees the bottle fall to the floor
>thinks about it for 0.5 seconds
>returns to looking hard
FWOOSH
ohshitmotherfucka.mp3
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>>701337488
Leopard
Also fuck the crew. The only people who use old Russian tanks in the middle East are the terrorist sand niggers
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>>701335209
Literally would have picked that cat up and stomped it's fucking guts out
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>>701336324
That's the same kind of shit tier arguments pit bull lovers make for their retarded beasts.

>it's not their fault! It's all mine I swear!
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>>701337009
Can only see "officer stabs colleague to..." due to phone browsing, what's the full filename/story?
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>>701337710
damn that car gave a good cumshot
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>>701332457
soon
O
O
N
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>>701335735
Sound like a whiney little bitch to me faggot. Kys.
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>>701337791
"Officer stabs colleague to your mother will die tonight if you don't post in this thread.webm"
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>>701337815
It was your mom's belly exploding!
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>>701337190
he's a police officer in a foreign country. not that shooting someone and saying they had a gun but we cant find it is any better.
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>>701337908
Sign of left says burn the weebs
Sign on right says fuck niggers
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>>701337791
Police Office stabs colleague to death at police station
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>>701337791
Get clover out some 4 chan dedicated browser faggot.

If you use iPhone tho then kys
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>>701337009
story?
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>>701337781
Why do animals bite the hand that feeds them? Why are animal so dumb?
>Just reminded myself of Nine Inch Nails
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>>701333508
Nice techs
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>>701332642
Niggers ganged up and the white bitch still came out on top.
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>>701337791
Officer stabs colleague to death at police station
http://www.bestgore.com/murder/china-cop-brutal-stabbing-colleague-death-police-station/
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>>701338080
Wat
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>>701337908
Hide the porn

Jesus use coming

Then the guy on the right remind guy in front that he forgot to erase internet history. On remembering, he fires himself up.
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>>701333874
Aren't tanks an antiquated form of war machine, because they can be blown up this way?
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>>701338275
Think he means you should download a 4 chan browser app such as clover.
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>>701338296
I remember the story on this. Police officer dad berating his son. his son mentions suicide and dad says go for it. He does.
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>>701337908
Whatever it is, it's Mongolian.
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>>701336324
fuck off I"m strangling that cat if that's me
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>>701338296
what the fuck is even going on here

>guy walks in
>puts gun on table
>shows nips to cashier
>cashier is depressed
>suicide.png
>woman has a siezure
>seizure juice goes over to man and he has a seizure too

what the fuck
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>>701338395
care to explain?
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>>701338467
Pictured: Clover
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>>701336335
aww, poor guy was so nervous
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>>701338677
Why? It'd be your fault, not the cats.
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>>701336130

>not calling the file beyblade.webm
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>>701338702
They put a firecracker down a sewer cover. Ignite methane. Explodes. Cover hits girl and sinks a hole in one.
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>>701338395

>Filename wrong

Clearly that was Ming Ling. Ding Ling and Sing Ling are okay.
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>>701338782
i'm bigger and stronger and provide for that little shit
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>>701337760
proud that he kills his pets.
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>>701338382
Newer ones have stuff to counter this kind of guided missile (at least I think)
But probably. I mean the only reason established countries use them to fight terrorists is because they don't have the capability to launch missiles from the air... If they did I doubt tanks would be used much.
(Although the tank in the video is a 20-30 y/o Russian one being driven by terroristic sand niggers)
>I'm no expert, and even if I was I wouldn't post a fully detailed explanation for random people
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>>701338826
thanks friend
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>>701337009
cops are cool.
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>>701336942
Fucking mouthy niggers should be put down. Jive ass monkeys.
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>>701338690

The one sitting is their son. He told him something along the lines of "if you hate me so much then kill me". But his son shoots himself instead.
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>>701337760
Yeah! Show that fucking cat who the dominant species are!!

I fucking hate cats!
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>>701338754
You got the rest of the pic?
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>>701338882
You might be bigger and stronger, but I can plainly see you're not smarter.
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>>701339113
REKT /thread
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>>701332349
Doge is rekt
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>>701338741
what did he get hit by?
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>>701338882
While simultaneously opting not to learn about the creature you're taking in.

Know what I don't do if my cats tail is flicking? Put my fucking face next to it.
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>>701338382
you are correct sir.
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>>701334729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUyyfC7rsQY
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>>701338690
The guy is a Neet and the father is a cop.
Father says son may as well shot him since he is killing him on the inside (because he is a Neet)
Son takes gun and becomes an hero
Father slaps son because he wasn't looking where the son shot, and he thought that the son tried to shoot him and miss
Father realizes what happened after Mother faints
Father faints
Random floor spaz
And they all lived happily after
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>>701337190
Guy fucked cops wife. Don't do that.
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>>701339181
>muh animals
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>>701339256
Creature learns my rules
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>>701339144
thanks but this doesn't explain why everyone starts rolling around on the floor like autistic three year olds having fits
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>>701339144
I thought the dad was berating him about playing video games too much.
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>>701337781
Are you retarded? She could have 1. smacked the cat off of there 2. left the area. instead she chose to put her face where the cats main weapons were... There is some facet of personal responsibility in this situation...
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>>701334675
i dont like amerifats but to be honest abrams tank is immortal
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>>701334380

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q99k2r6GeS4

Driver died as well, he got hit by the fire extinguisher. Tom Pryce back in '77.
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>>701339304
Big-bad shit talking UFC faggot. Hurr durr.
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>>701335832
At least it was just a boy.
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>>701339442

I'm sorry you lack the emotional ability to imagine losing a family member.
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>>701339437
No, no they won't. Your arrogance on the matter is truly unsettling and I hope you don't own pets or have children, ever.
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>>701335209
lol what a dumb bitch
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>>701338275
Fuck you
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>>701339355
I actually don't care about animals all that much, but nothing an animal does is random, unprovoked. There's always a reason behind it. If your own pet hurts you, you've done something wrong. My animals would not do that to me because I know how to treat them. I can tell just by looking at them what their mood is. It's basic stuff.
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>>701339741
enjoy being a cuck to your pets while they shit all over the place
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>>701339626
fuck yes
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>>701337112
i dont think it was a maglight
>my guess is leather slapper
>leather slappers can crack skulls and totally put people in their place
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>>701339304
story?
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>>701334380
Here you go.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q99k2r6GeS4
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>>701335209
That is my fetish. Not the cat, just the blood from the eyes thing.
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>>701332349
wtf is happening here?
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>>701339811
>>701339811
if my pet hurts me, they did something wrong, and I show them who hurts more
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>>701335535
Lel lost. Story?
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>>701336335
Is he a dumbass that has no clue how to kill himself? I mean, it'll work, but it will take about 4 minutes.
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>>701335765
GODDAMNIT HE DIDNT HIT ANY
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>>701337586
this made me cringe so fucking hard
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>>701336089
Enough to liquefy your brain and most of your other internal organs buddy.
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>>701339741

Fucking little pricks need to learn who's in charge. If that means a few love taps to the head then so be it!

Cat wouldn't do that again, that's for sure.
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>>701339930
That was pretty hot.
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>>701335735
Post something better roodypoo candyass
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>>701335651
holy fuck she hit a fucking moving target dead on with a shovel
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>>701332642
>Tanks through hits
Jesus Christ how much HP does that white girl have?
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Mods mods mods
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>>701339872
Faggot UFC guy thinks he's tough because he has a hoodie. Mouths off. Gets shot.
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>>701336335
looks like a lung shot
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>>701339970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbGgPgR6a9U
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>>701339813
Well, they don't. I have very well behaved animals, cat doesn't scratch up the furniture, dog pisses outside and the snake doesn't bite unless I move too quickly so I'm not exactly cucked in any sense.

Enjoy your underlying violent streak and superiority complex. Have you considered a career in law enforcement or are you content with serving me my burgers, edgelord?
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>>701339240
Zipperheads are so fucking disgusting. Just not quite human. More so than niggers, but just not there yet.
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>>701335694
man, that cat would kick your fucking ass.
TWICE
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>>701336597

Happened to me once, at a red light.
Two niggers with guns, one approached from in front and one from the side, screaming to get out.

I was still in gear so I ducked and floored it and as soon as it got to the rev limiter I dumped the clutch.

The nigger in front was too quick and I didn't run him down.

The side nigger shot through my side window but came nowhere close to hitting me.

>speed like a mofo for a few miles
>called the police, telling them I got shot at a red light
>they arrive
>Told them what happened in detail
>Cops look at each other
>One tells me "listen man, I'm all for what you did and I don't want you to get in trouble... never say again that one of the niggers was in front of you when you floored it. You'll get charged with attempted murder. Say that they were both on the side."
>italian_law.txt


They never caught them by the way.
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>>701334491
why the fuck would he use his turn signal in an illegal race??
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>>701340051
Disciplining an animal is a far cry from microwaving your cat after you instigate an attack.
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>>701338296
parents had nerve gas effects
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>>701333631
Reported you fucking piece of shit
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>>701339113
jesus.... i never mind seeing kids get hit by cars or a machine rip someone in half but cat cruelty videos fuck me up... its just so hard to watch
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>>701332957
ylyl
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>>701333508
Fun fact: The fire extinguisher he was carrying struck the driver in the head and killed him.
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>>701339238

A fucking train
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>>701339958
You're missing the point entirely. Fine. Treat your animals like garbage, and torture them when they lash out at you "Unexpectedly" or "Without cause". If that's what you want to do, do it.
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>>701339442
Let's say you had a son. You watch him grow for 20 years. And then one day, while out with your son and wife, he shoots himself in the head right in front of you, and then you rush over to him as he bleeds out through his head on the floor. You and your wife faint. Your wife and you eventually regain consciousness, and then you rush over to his body once more. You check for a pulse, and feel nothing. You and your wife look at each other through blurred eyes, a combination of sadness and the fact that you just regained consciousness. You look at your son's cold, lifeless eyes as your wife cradles his head, blood dripping onto the floor and her shirt. You look for a phone to call someone, anyone that could possibly help you bring your son, your precious son back to life. But as you talk to the woman with the police on the phone, and she recognizes who you are, and you tell her that your son shot himself, and that he needs immediate medical help, that your son will never be alive again.

Now tell me you wouldn't spaz the fuck out on the floor if you experienced even half of this shittily written, shallow surmization of the video.
>I haven't been fully de-sensitized
>I need cheese pizza to fully de-sensitize myself
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>>701340325
You sure the bullet missed?

Afterall, none of this is real. You've been in a coma since you were shot in the head. Life support is about to be shut off soon.
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>>701335832
Stupid woman, a father would have yanked the kid out of the way by his hand.
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>>701332457
now THAT'S rekt

Fantastic webm anon thank you
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>>701334491
Signal
Mirror
Over-the-Shoulder
Go

>This is simple shit.
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>>701340713
>>I need cheese pizza to fully de-sensitize myself
That doesn't work.
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>>701340532
How the fuck did she instigate an attack?

If the cat didn't like it, get off the fucking chair instead of lying there as if it owned it.

That cat would be fucking doggie snacks if this happened to me. We need to show them humans are in charge, not equal or below them!
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>>701340713
yeah, probably I would probably freak the fuck out, but rolling around on the floor seems a bit far streched.

(But then again, what do I know, I've never had a family member I knew/had many memories of die, let alone in front of me, so I should probably be counting my lucky stars)
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>>701336084
Gotta catch em all
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>>701337882
holy shit I never want to drive on a highway again.
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>>701340758
What is the 'over-the shoulder' shit?
>not having mirrors set up correctly
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>>701332846
I absolutely LOVE these. When a fucking thief gets his ass shot up. Delicious justice
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>>701333933
Delicate nig egos can't stand seeing a white person win a fight, their "superior" physical ability is one thing they like to think they have on us.
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>>701339513
>some facet of personal responsibility

I'll grant you that. But I personally don't like the idea of a pet that feels it can get away with something like that with next to no real provocation. For example, I accidentally stepped on my cats tail, did he lash out? Bite or claw me? No, he did yowl, hiss then run to one of his hide spots. Her cat is clearly an asshole who's been spoiled more than disciplined.
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>>701332642
gorillas hunt in packs
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>>701341098
It's called a blind spot you spastic nigger
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>>701341177
If you have your mirrors set up properly, there is no blind spot nigger.
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>>701335651
vid is 1000000000000x better, especially when she starts crying like a 3yo
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>>701332957

I have no idea why he thought including footage of him kicking a dog would help his reputation.
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>>701337583
I watched all 28 minutes of this video, that poor guy's arm must hurt after doing it so many times in a row
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>>701337009
savage
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>>701340973

True

Cats demand food, roof over head and attention when they want it. And they still fucking resent you afterwards!

Fuck cats!
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>>701339240
My mother once told me I was not allowed to marry an Asian woman because she doesn't trust their food.

This coming from a Mexican woman used to eating cow tongue, so that's saying something.
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>>701334491
HA! Hope he died.
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>>701338980

Why the fuck can't pedestrians look where they're going?


>look left
>look right
>look left again
>cross
>if it's a multi lane road, keep looking right and left as you cross
>if it's a multi lane road, you're at a light and there are vehicles stopped that impede your visibility of the next lane you have to cross, stop slightly short and bend over to check nobody is coming

I routinely cross 8 lane streets with absolutely no regard to the presence or absence of traffic lights and their color and I've never even come CLOSE to getting hit.

It's not fucking rocket science.
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>>701341350
Yeah, mexicans are fucking stupid.
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>>701341023
I think it was them fainting and going into shock. I would probably just barf or pass out. It wouldn't really be the way that they died that would spur nausea or cause me to pass out, it would be the fact that I couldn't ever talk to or experience anything with that person again
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>>701337302
story?
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>>701339626
This is beautiful.
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>>701340758

I never signal because it's not necessary.

In Italy you only signal if you're about to cut someone off and you want to warn them.
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Post some more fucking rekt vids you cunts. This is a rekt thread, not an animal justice/racial debate thread. Fucking cucks
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>>701341272
Did you never learn to drive?
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>>701337583
I would love to have this guy as my bodyguard, like fuck man
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>>701337190
>>701337791

the one who got stabbed wantet to tell everyone that his colleague raped girls or something like that. thats how i heard it.
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>>701341446
Not true

Ever hear of necrophilia?
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>>701341149
Not the anon you were talking to

>Her cat is clearly an asshole who's been spoiled more than disciplined.

That's true, and I can plainly see that. But that is her fault. My cat has jumped on the back of my chair a grand total of once when I was sitting on it. I swatted it off and it ran away. And it was fine. Not a scratch or a mussed hair. You have to make your animals realize that there are boundary between what they can and cannot do, else they will never learn their place.
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>>701335765
the video with sound is so much better
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>>701339240
ok, I know eating live, whole octopus is a thing, and I know eating cooking duck fetus is a thing, but that frog is still alive, dying, as it's being eaten alive in front of itself, what the fuck, how did they come up with this shit?
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>>701335651
The face of spades
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>>701340713
Nah, you can never be fully desensitized, only the most fucked of people can watch the really hardcore CP with rape and murder without their stomach turning.
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>>701341446
Extension of this by samefag

The fact that it's the father's fault that he became an hero is probably also what caused them to spaz like autistc all over the floor too
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>>701341439
Cuz people are stupid. That is that simple.
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>>701341440
I agree, we're taking all the white women.

At least you have your anime waifu's, fucking weeb.
>American Culture
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>>701341272

LOL retard.
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>>701333013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlZ5YS6c8tE
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>>701334180
Bullshit. Niggers jump in no matter what. If one nignog fights with his apecrew near by they jump in if the lead gorilla is losing.
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>>701341571
The dead body doesn't feel anything. So it isn't an experience with the person. It's an experience with an empty shell
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>>701341659
carlos!
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>>701336273

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3320342/A-heated-press-conference-horrifying-moment-Mongolian-union-boss-sets-FIRE-protest.html
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>>701339872

Guy with the gun was trying to rob the guy in the UFC sweater. He told him that he didn't have any money and asked him why the guy needed a gun, so the pussy with the gun shot him. He was a college student who was living in his car at the time.
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>>701341350

Cow tongues are fantastic when cooked properly.

t. Italian
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>>701338741
Dat neck tho
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>>701339626
who is this hero and why is he doing this?
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>>701335209
Cats are such fucking worthless creatures.
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>>701341609

>Wheelbarrow missile

Fire!

>Direct hit! Good job pilot!

See this all the time in Iraq due to military funding issues.
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>>701339238
god.
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>>701333520
Yum. I love Mongolian BBQ.
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>>701335209
I actually wish my cat would do that shit to me, I'd torture it for months. It would be quite pleasant
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>>701341817
Just like my relationship now

Your point?
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>>701341588
Precisely! God it's refreshing to hear sense from someone on /b.
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>>701341953

TOPKEK
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>>701339113
now you've gone too goddamn far
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>>701341588

Also nice dubs m8
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>>701342257
Go fuck yourself and carry on being a bitch to your cats. Faggits.

Is real to of the food chain non-libtatds will continue to demonstrate our authority
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>>701342067
If I'm not experiencing something with somthing that can experience, the experience isn't mutual, and experiencing something with a live person is mutual, no matter how empty it may feel, while experiencing something with something that can't experience is one sided and non mutual no mater how real or full of meaning it may seem to the being capable of feeling the one sided experience.
>Confusing much
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>>701332642
pippi longstockings v harambe
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>>701342409
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>>701342409
True dis

I used to hate Caturdays on b years ago. Newfags will never know.
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>>701341272
>>701341272
Blind spots are definitely real. I'm pretty sure there are special smaller mirrors you can attach to your regular side view mirrors, but ALWAYS look over your shoulder.

Keep yourself and others safe, anon.
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>>701336493
Women.
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>>701339240
this kills the frog
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>>701332642
fucking niggers
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>>701342460
Just like my relationship with my gf. As I said.

Met her while waiting for a train.

Only got to find the rest of her body to complete her.
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>>701332349
Doggy ice bucket challenge?
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>>701339540
where are you from?
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>>701341953
Did you hear the pamperheads are experimenting with aircraft technology? They've been feeding their camels large amounts of beans and trying to get them to fart as they jump off of sand dunes.
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>>701333729
they should allow prisoners to be beaten to death when they attack a guard like this.
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>>701335765
"Rappel" written on the sign. It's in france. Again...
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>>701342542
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>>701339984
He'll lose consciousness in like 20 - 30 seconds. Plus you have shock and adrenaline to consider. There are worse ways.
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>>701337882
>Lucky

I've seen that whole video, wife in the passenger seat dies, lots of screaming and stuff
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>>701332457
NHL > pussy ass NFL
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>>701342257
what a fucking newfag.
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>>701341696
on good cars there's a blind spot indicator which is integrated in the mirror. you see a light when the sensor picks up a vehicle
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>>701341177
>>701341540
>>701341696

If you have a blind spot, you don't have your mirrors set up right.
>Put head against driver window and adjust driver mirror so can just see back drivers corner
>Place head in normal driving position and set windshield mirror to cover from edge of driver mirror
>Set passenger mirror to opposite edge of windshield mirror
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>>701342919
millennials need to die.
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>>701342802
I heard. They're currently firing women as they're worth less than wheelbarrows.
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>>701336942
better with sound...that satisfying slap when he connects with that sow's stupid face. pricless
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>>701333874
Wtf was with the missile it like stayed in place for a few seconds?
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>>701342838
But a shot to the back of the head, straight to the brainstem would be a near instant lights out.
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>>701342257
Thanks, man, I appreciate it. It's just a simple fact that animals don't recognize abuse, they recognize dominance. You have to show the animal that you rule your area.
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>>701341464
If I recall the longer video has him talking to his girlfriend while the police stand around then she leaves and he runs off and falls on a grenade he was holding
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>>701341326
Because kicking a dog in that situation isn't a bad thing. He's not trying to really hurt the dog just trying to get it off him.
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>>701342729
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>>701332846
Hopefully his last thoughts were regretting his life decisions.
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>>701341696
The door mirrors (yellow) are mostly wasted in this depiction. The Peripheral (blue) zone moves back even with the drivers head when you look at the door mirror. There is no blind spot when the mirrors are set properly. You should try it. It could save your life, and maybe mine.
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>>701335765
this is what trumps talking about
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>>701341588
>>701341149
couple of faggots.
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>>701339240
Fun Fact: the frog is dead before the vid even starts, notice the lack of squirming as hes turned inside out

the movement afterwards is just muscle spasms
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>>701332642
>starting a fight with pippi longstocking
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