Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Copied from last thread
I see the 4 who I work with and everyone else is either Asian or raghead.
Its an equal tie between Megumin, Kongou, Tomo, Asuka, Rem and Yuno.
Yeah. Gets hard to follow sometimes.
Well... Depends how you count. I think the single waifu that i've seen the most people go through is Megumin, if i had to guess. Almost all of them switched off later though. I think there's 3 ex-Megumins around, and one active Megumin.
Tomoko might be more popular though. I'm not the oldest poster around here.
Prepare to hate me then
Don't one you guys play WOT as well?
Technically I think that goes to Shit.
Since a lot of waifu in these threads are shit.
But seriously, I think she might be. I don't count seasonal waifu since those children switch waifu.
Could be worse. You could have to deal with the North American Nigger. I mean, I hear the abbos are pretty shit, but at least they don't roll around in ESKALAIDS with their MAC10s and GATS.
I trust me, I don't need preparation.
S-mug plays WoT
I play Warframe
implying Dva isn't best overgrill
Nah. The lebo population just roll around in pumped up shitty Falcons / Commodores and load up all their mates so the lowered suspension scratches the speedhumps. Then walk up to order with a phone in their ear, a cap on and sunnies over their eyes. Disrespectful cunts.
Widowmaker >Dva :^)
D.va is a meme.
>But she's cool too
>Mercy Best Gril tho.
Yep. Can confirm as me and Shinoa were the reason behind it.
>we asked for smugs and Tomo had none
not wanting a 19-year old korean military gamer model girl
about a day or 2 after i joined threads yes.
*Unsheaths longsword (not katana cuz im not a weeb)* you are all discusting and if I ever see any of you little weeb bites in public I shall slice you down
you may not see yourselfs as weebs but I see you as blood on my blade
Stop shitting up my board and I may forget about your autism weebs like you dont belong here
Truth be told anyone can be this, but niggers seem to go out of their way to be disrespectful.
Harambe is a shit meme.
First time ever seeing it
That's a smart idea
He's very consistent with his first post per thread.
Good choice. But im a kikimora guy
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>Mfw Prison Architect Cheat Mode
>Mfw now I don't have to wait for shit to build
Dead Memes Die Hard.
I mean, true but, what about
>Cute blonde who heal you and touch you sensually.
Honestly, I prefer redheads but blonds are a close second.
>Stop shitting up my board
>>>/trash/ is where you belong friend.
Lebanese. A good 50% of the Arabic population have no respect for anyone not Muslim. And they are as bad as niggers. At least we have gun control laws to jeep them from going full chimp.
Tomo also made this for me. He a real G.
>Megumin, Kongou, Tomo, Asuka, Rem and Yuno.
Ehhh i don't think so.
Pretty sure there's only been two Kongous. Asuka isn't around anymore, but i think there was only two frequent posters at any one time anyways.
Rem was killing it for like, a week, but then most of them left. I think there's only one now.
And Yuno has two claimers who tend to be on at the same time, but i'm not aware any other frequent posters have taken her.
its always been there
its still horrible
I figured that out pretty quick, but I never noticed the S till just now ha
He seems to be a pretty cool dude
gotta say the swiss blonde milf is a close second for best grill
she has a redhead skin btw
Im stealing your's to make my own
>Muslims only respecting Muslims
Yeah, I somewhat know that feeling. Believe it or not, Texas has a Muslim community. And it is basically the same way. As a costumer they always try and get a "bargain" or negotiate a "better price" like they are trying to buy a car, but it's for something retarded like Bananas or Grapes. And if you tell them no it's like you went full racist. Hold on. I need to vent this.
>work in a pharm
>have a particular costumer
>Arabic/Muslim in his upper 40s
>every single time
>Your Rx is X dollars, just like it has always been for always
>NO NO NO. LAST TIME I PAY, LESS!
>No. I have proof that you did not
>proceed to show him
>PRINT THIS FOR ME, I WANT TO KEEP RECORD MYSELF
>he comes back for a refill
>Same price, same always
>NO NO NO LAST TIME I PAY LESS, LOOK!
>Shows me a shitty Excel Spreadsheet looking breakdown of fake Rx Prices
>Sir. I can tell this is fake, everything we print from the pharmacy has a watermark, and this has no watermark
>throws a shit fit
>demands to see Pharmacist
>he tells him the same thing
>calls him a racist
>His Muslim Doctor calls us
>Says we have been scamming his patients
>laugh him off the line
Seriously. Fucking seriously. I wish I was making this up. I really do. But this is 100% legit.
Hey there cutie. What're you up to?
Never saw it till now, no joke
Nerf or nothin'
A smugger is a big ole smirker
Playin me some Prison Architect
>I am a fucking ruthless monster
>Prisoners live in fear
>In 2 by 3 cells
>Surrounded by people who are just ITCHING to shoot them in the face at a moment's notice.
My prisons are things of nightmare.
Because half their posters all left or switched.
>one Kongou was a Megu before switching to another waifu
They claim once or twice before just leaving.
You still put effort into it.
I still have this made by an anonymous person.
Its in their culture to haggle. They believe everything is marked up. Even if we say its not. And yeah, we have very similar.
>cook in a kitchen
>muslim kitchen hand comes in
>shows sous chef piece of paper
>his rich ass dad just bought him our equivalent certificate to be a commercial cook back in pakistan
>look look im a chef
>legit proud of it
>sous is tattooed, 6 foot and huge
>sous rubs his eyes
>listen here you shit
>until you have put in at least 5 years in kitchens
>until you have spent nights having dreams of the docket machine
>until you show me you can actually wash the dishes
>you are not a chef
>i will not respect you until then
>once you have done that
>then i will call you chef
>paki goes from beaming to scared asf in minutes
I love working in kitchens sometimes
Shit-skinned-Jews is all they are. Truly.
Right I need to get to sleep, orientation is in... holy shit 7 hours lol. Have a good night guys.
My, my, that's sounds like fun.
Eeh, for you, I mean. I'm not sure if the prisoners are having as much fun~.
I just play WoT occasionally nowadays.
Food wars. You?
Slash with a sword and you'll never be bored
Still envy you
Welcome. Stay a while and listen.
Really no need to. I think this was just before you joined thread.
it still looks really bad
its not trademarked
hello! reply to this post or your waifu will die in her sleep tonight. i'm sure a couple mods lurk these threads, so ban me faggot. i know your trigger finger is just itching
World Of Tanks?
I play a lot of stuff, I jump between games often, like Starbound, KF2, lotta Siege, and sometimes I play Prison Architect and TF2
>I have 99 games installed though. Kek.
>Earlier I burned some CDs like it was the 90's
>My car doesn't have an audio jack but it has a CD player and it works really well
I hope you get aids :^]
Sigrun. you really into redheads huh?
tfw they buffed it
M'hm, that's the one. I like the USSR tanks, they're neat.
I want a decent computer so I can play more CS:GO and Siege. Boo.
TF2 is definately a fun game, no matter what the Overwatch master race faggots say.
Only because both share same va
How long have you been on thread?
Name the prison black gates or belle reve
>sounds nostalgic and aww. Plan on getting it foxed soon?
Watching food wars. You?
Redheads are my favourite
>Hence Penny. Aside from that she's a cute bookish nerd with a bit of a shy side
>But she knows what she wants and isn't afraid to ask for it.
I have more fun in TF2 when I play with a buddy or when I pick sniper and quickscope everybody with my Awper.
Prolly just gonna get a new one in two years or so.
>Its not worth getting a new radio
>The car has almost 300k miles on it.
kill yourself trap :)
Now, now, don't trigger me by bringing up my most hated class, right next to Pyro.
Thats going a ways back. Heres my first pic.
April 4th. Not too far then.
yes. it is nice.
not nice mavis
I hope he found 2D heaven.
>Since his death, his parents have burned his Ikaros-related goods, and called for the censorship of anime and manga because of its alleged ability to destroy lives by inciting sex and morbid actions.
Thankfully I don't have to have to distinguish myself from anyone else
>Mfw Engie Main who pockets sniper/pyro
Wew lad. Get the a purple lamborghini for this as new car lol. How old is it?
My first pic coming to thread
Thanks for the QOTT
Playing some LoL with friends. Never seen food wars, heard it's good though
Greater forces have tried and failed on easier targets.
Well, that is stupid.
Ikaros doesn't care. Neither do I.
>triggered because of flashbacks of terrible engies on my team when i'm a heal slut
>triggered because of POCKETING WORTHLESS FAGGOTS
anime, destroyer of lives
QOTT: whats the first pic you posted here?
Filename is different though
It is for the most part but watch me jinx myself
Its actually not that old, 2003 Chevy Blazer
>Its just poorly maintained.
>It works just fine, gets shaky around 60mph though
>Also the Parking Brake doesn't function properly, you can start driving with it on.
>It works well when the engine is off though.
>Its just not gonna hold up much longer than two years.
Prolly just gonna get a newer used car tbh
>Tfw I'm a great engie who always protects the intel
I actually spent an entire game in my Rancho Relaxo with just my nest protecting the intel against just about everything except for spies.
>I see a spy, I get up and beat him viciously.
>I renamed all my filez tho ^^
Remember when a bunch of Christian fundamentalist managed to get d&d banned for its alleged connection to satan?
Oh, or how about the time violent video games got outlawed for their link to mass shootings?
Don't know. Didn't give it too much mind. Was too busy trying to half lurk and see who people were.
>Still don't have all the names down
Might have been this one though.
if you're a great engie, you better not even HAVE the gunslinger in your backpack or you're disqualified
>actually protecting the objective instead of being one the three engies who put a sentry in front of our spawn for some reason, and won't put down dispensers to help our team
i'll give you that one
May have been this one. May have been the other one. Not entirely sure.
It is rather amusing though, the poor logic involved. Proably millions of people worldwide watching anime, one kid kills himself. The anime must of done it. Not being mentally ill or anything.
Literal food porn and foodgasm. They why they describe food is amazing and the analogy with said dish is hilarious. Makes you wanna cook
Not bad. S.U.V are great cars cause i seem em as a vehicle to ride around places with people close to you
Aww poor you! Just can't sleep?
I think you and I both joined around the same time
Ew Gross do you think I'm some kinda fagget?
Yeah, plus they ride high and get good milage
>I got my Blazer originally because it was a high riding car and it fit me really well
>It just had this feel of comfort and reliability that none of the other cars offered.
Blaming the anime is probably part of the parents way of eschewing any feelings of guilt for not preventing it somehow.
I watched Gourmet Girl Graffiti which sounds like the same premise for a show.
how goes your music thing?
been a bit. doing well?
Yeah, i'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're just having a hard time coping with grieving. Crappy way to cope though.
Possibly. Not sure what got me popular though. Too long ago.
Fuck I love being on Saturdays though. Gives me a good feeling inside.
>But yeah I always try to build objectively, and I try to place my dispenser to help my teammates too
>Its important to me that we are properly supplied to Destroy Our Enemies.
>Mfw I created an entire scout loadout to be a dick
>Soda Popper (Pre Nerf, still used Post Nerf)
>Bonk Atomic Punch
I pretty much ended up just making the two I talked about earlier
If you want you can listen, soundcloud says I make ambient and electronic music so that's apparently what it is though I don't really know
Did it actually tag one of my songs that?
I don't like sedans or coupes becuase i feel like im to close to the ground and can't see for some reason
Adding that to the list now. Really cant hate anyone in the show
I went out on a date
With a girl a bit late
She had so many friends
I brought my pogo stick
Just to show her a trick
She had so many friends
wavering emotions is tagged as reggae and chill is classical.
worship you why?
RORY STAHP! I DON'T WANNA FEEL OLD!
I probably shouldn't trust soundcloud with tags but oh well I guess I'll disappoint the reggae and classical people
Exactly. Its exactly as I felt when I was getting my Blazer
>I was like "These are a bit too low."
>then I saw her and I went
>"I wanna be inside her."
>then I was, and it was a dream come true
I bought her practically immediately.
>I name my cars and I named her Monika
yeah. soundcloud probably isnt too good with that stuff
I TOOK HER OUT
IT WAS A FRIDAY NIGHT
WE WALKED ALONE
TO GET THE FEELING RIGHT
WE STARTED MAKING OUT
THEN SHE TOOK OFF MY PANTS
BUT THEN I TURNED ON THE TV
Unannounced twister games,
All players with no names,
They lined up double quick,
But just one pogo stick,
Everyone gets to play,
It was so exotic,
But just one pogo stick.
I wouldn't know what else to tag it as though if I did take em away
Added food wars to mine, have no idea when I'll get to it though
One day, imma get that black Cadillac escalde fam
Nice name. Know a girl nsme monica
Kek dont matter with me. Probably the few only outro i stay to listen to
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
ANY TIME I NEED TO SEE YOUR FACE
I JUST CLOSE MY EYES
AND I AM TAKEN TO A PLACE
WHERE YOUR CRYSTAL MIND
AND MAGENTA FEELINGS
TAKE UP SPACE IN MY SPINE
SWEET LIKE A CHICKA CHERRY COLA
Aw yea boi.
>I don't know anyone named Monika so I figured it would be less creepy.
>Also I went to the store with K today, and we were going back out to the car
>She almost went towards the wrong car but she looked at the front of it and she goes
>"Oh this one isn't yours, its got an angry unibrow."
>And it had this black plastic sorta buffer thing on the front of the hood
>I keked so hard.
not a good enough reason. smug and ships isnt all that worship worthy.
may want to do that so you dont make reggae and classical people upset
Already switched em (But what if I want to upset em)
STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD, DO NOT MAKE ME GO LISTEN TO THIS STUFF RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>I'll forever be Running in the 90s with every last bit of its music
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT ONE!