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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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MAKE ME!
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>>701321942
I love traps, sry dubs!
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>>701321942
My girlfriend of 12 years is my younger sister. We live together in a town where no one knows we're related. They all believe we're a couple.
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I'm engaged and cheated my gf, I think I got AIDS but I'll marry anyway
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>>701321942
I took a pill in Ibiza, I haven't told anyone I did it.
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>>701322684
everyone knows. they all know.
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>>701321942
My secret?

You've read my greentexts. Odds are, anyway. I'm a writer by trade, and every now and then when I get bored I'll write out a long elaborate greentext, some good story for one type of thread or the other, usually feels or erotic threads, and it's all lies, of course.

It's rare that I scroll through a "best of 4chan" or wincest or feels thread and don't see at least one of my greentexts posted.
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i am bisexual
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>>701323101
i dont read green txt shit, it's all bs
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>>701321942
I cheated while she was away in Ireland for a month; when she came back home the three of us went out for lunch together and she was none the wiser
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>>701323553
you're fucking disgusting
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I think my boyfriend is a pathetic cunt and would like to punish him
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When my woman makes me angry I cum in her shampoo bottle when I take a shower
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>>701323666
Well if that's what the devil wants me to think...
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I love the smell of dead things. Gutting fish and catacombs
Oooooooh
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I am a kike
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>>701324324
Damn that's rough
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>>701324058
>Being this much of a passive aggressive petty bitch
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>>701324449
Yep, and the worst bit is my Jewbux check hasn't gotten here yet so I can't count any new shekles.
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I'm into JB. like 14/15. Never acted on it though.
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I masturbate at work.
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I cheat on my wife with whoever i can stick my dick in. Always chasing tht orgasm.
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>>701324055
He might enjoy it.
Also, kek'd
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>>701324600
It's the only way to roll
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>>701323553
Greedy moyherfucker.
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>>701324895
I know that feel
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i wait for her to fuck up and come back
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I do not dislike bestiality
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>>701325158
this
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>>701324055
Just break up then?
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I enjoy sex for the sole purpose of procreation after a good massage and a foreplay, but we do it under the bedsheets, clothed with the lights turned off, only the beautiful light of the blue moon lightens the room as we have passionate and happy sex and both of us climax at the same time, and after we're done we kiss each other and have pillow talk about the name of our son or daughter and then sleep hugging each other, face to face.

And this is done after we marry and our marriage has the aproval of both of our families, as both of us are known as being loyal and will never break our word, which means no cuckoldry! Oh and we will NEVER have unprotected sex or anal sex, oral sex is a maybe but only if we are both clean and shaved, groping might be allowed but not in front of the children though! Kisses on the cheeks and lips if we're on private. I as the groom will keep a good shape, work hard and be there for when my family needs me, and my wife will be kind and pretty with the children but she will also teach them to work hard and never play foul. BUT WAIT, we also practise self-defense, for there are people who sadly cannot understand our perspective of the world and would stain our clean relationship. We will never cause harm unless its by self-defense and absolutely necessary
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>>701324955
Vag
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>>701323101
column? shed?
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I was so horny, I once let a guy suck my dick
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I joined the Navy Seals with the promise of wanting to do my part for this US of A, but in all truth I'm a little unstable and want to kill people
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>>701323101
Post some of them.
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>>701325679
>navy
and youre a little gay also
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>>701325774
/threadender
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I'll tell you why I don't eat taco's in public anymore..
>Get invited to a taco place by grill
>Date asks me how I like the food
>Take one bite of the taco and it falls apart all over my lap
>She sighs and says "I'll go get some napkins"
>See her walk right past the napkin counter
>Out of the restaurant and into her car
>Drives off

Fuck Torchy's Tacos
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>>701325470
You are a kind of happy that in my wildest dreams I can not achieve
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I fisted a horse when I was like 15.
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>>701326285
kinky
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sometimes i think of killing myself because of stress (12+ hours of work + studies + children)
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>>701327072
just kill the children then go from there
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There is no such thing as fully automated customer service. What you think is the automated system is some poor fucker who failed at directly talking to the customer so he has to listen and silently push the buttons.
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I'm a gay diaperfag. Not really a "secret" per se, as most of my kinky friends know and participate in it with me. But not many of my vanilla friends know.
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I like to erotically hypnotize and take control of people.

kik: zog34
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>>701326483
kek

also
>replying to pasta
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Never got over my first unrequited love.
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>>701321942
sometimes, when im in line for the grocery store i pretend that im looking at candybars to buy. but i'm actually squeezing the fuck out of them in hopes that someone will pick it up and take it home, and when they open it, it will be misshapen as hell
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>>701327841
fuck you
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>>701327786
Did you at least do something about it? Or are you one of those pussies who watches from a distance and expects them to come running to you?
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One time in college I got drunk in a friend's room. I went to the dorm bathroom because I felt sick. Went in stall and didn't feel sick anymore. Realizing how horny I was I jacked off onto the toilet seat. I did not clean up. Upon exiting I realized I was in the women's room.
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>>701321942
My sister and I had sex when I was 13 and she was 14. We had sex a few times a week for about 6 months.

Later I learned that our father had raped her, and that's why her boundaries were so fucked up.
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>>701328152
are you sad daddy didnt love you as much?
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I am secretly attracted to my 12 year old nephew

>he is also attracted to me
>I am male btw
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I have been in an online relationship for 2 and a half years now and I have never met her in real life.
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>>701328247
eh...not really. I'm not a faggot.

She a heroin addict and I haven't talked to her in about a year and a half.
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>>701321942
>be me
>23
>Decide to go out for a drive in my car, late night cruise.
>friend texts me, "come out anon to said bar"
kk
>Get to bar, friends a plenty, drink just enough to feel it.
>time to go home.
>feelingoodman.png, cruisin minding own business
>Lights appear behind me, comin quick
>jerk overpasses me
>cuts me off, clips front of my car, spin out.
>fuck, fuck been drinking.
>cops come, bust me.
can't get out of this one, fail tests, judge throws book at me.
1 yr suspension, insurance skyrocket for min 5 years. Car is totaled, sell it for scrap.
>own another vehicle.
>gotta survive.
Drive without license for 2 years, no insurance for 6 years, get off scott free.
>daily drive throughout the whole thing.
>MFW I beat the system.
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>>701328312
>he is also attracted to me
probably not but if so good for you. nothing wrong with that
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>>701327306
Vanilla
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I want to rape a girl that is a closet nymphomaniac, stuck with a vanilla beta boy person that pays bills. I want to aggressively take her as she slowly realizes this is the best dick she's ever had. She then gives in and becomes my little whore for 3hours. Would prefer either asian or dominican. A perverted man can dream, can't he?
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Apparently I'm a huge racist, because I'm hitting it off really well with my receptionist, but I don't want fuck her because she's not white.
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>>701328851
He can, too bad you have been spending too much time watching those taboo Japanese porn videos.
Millions of cucks like you, don't worry.
And yes, you are a cuck.
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>>701328664
>Permanent record
>beat the system
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>>701327995
Yeah, we were friends for some 6 months, ended up pretty close, I eventually told her, she didn't return.

Few years later and we're still kinda friends, but we're not close. Not really subjecting myself to bs, I don't have any romantic interest in who she's become. I'm glad it didn't get awkward in retrospect. It's the feelings that I miss, she used to drive me nuts, now she just doesnt.
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>>701325542
havent seen coulumns, you happen to have it?
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>>701328836
Yep - that's kinkster for "normie"
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I like taking it in the ass bareback.
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>>701321942

Motherless 4B181B1

I've been fucking her for two years. Tim has no idea.
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>>701329036
Had a dashcam, cops watched it.
Felt bad for me and only gave me a care and control charge.
Plead no contest, and got a pardon 3 years after.
Beat system then too.
Point is, I beat the insurance companys. fucking blood suckers.
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I used the chew on used tampons from the blue bin in the girls toilet after school and pretend a girl in my class was making me do it. also eat poop out of a toilet, same pretense
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>>701329547
Wtf?
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>>701321942
I'm cheating on my gf. Today was the third time. Another girl left my flat 2 hours ago.
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I like to poop just before taking a shower and instead of wiping, I spray the shower nozzle up my ass to clean it off, then spray the bits of crap that come out with the jet to break it up before pushing it down the drain. I wish I had a bidet.
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>>701329027
Explain. Never been in a threesome, nor have I watched my useless female be taken by another male.
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>>701329159
You mean columns story? sure. great wincest story, he hasn't finished it yet though so it abruptly stops. Here's a little snippit of the story, below is everything up until column stopped.

heres the link, fyi its 367 pages and can take a while to load.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qQG6ccMupLym55SXRntkQbU0F6Mc3WSb3FOELIFuZzc/
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>>701329547
yuck.. that bitch is filthy
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>>701321942
My dog is the only reason I haven't killed myself yet. I honestly don't give a fuck how my family would feel about it. But the thought of leaving the dog is what's stopping me from doing it
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>>701321942
Your momma sucks a mean dick. True NSA story.
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My gap teeth hold me back from being a Chad
I piss in people's stuff at college parties in the bathroom
I nutted in my pants humping a pillow once
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My ex-girlfriend was really into dogs and talked about how when she was depressed as a teenager, she felt like they were the only ones who understood her. Sometimes I jack off to the idea that she also fucked her dogs.
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I'm in love with my coworker, who I believe is out of my league.
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>>701330338
Sounds like a lot is holding you back Chad
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>>701326285
feel bad for you. torchy's is the shit.
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I'm a habitual snoop. If you leave your computer unguarded around me, I will find your unsecured saved passwords in your browser, read your e-mail, etc. I even wrote a keylogging program that will e-mail me someone's key strokes, though I haven't gotten around to installing it on anyone's computer yet.
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>>701330420
She's probably crazy
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>>701329174
or literally describe anything thats normal.
ex: a feature in a video game that isn't modded
your not using slang if its widely know smh
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I almost became a high school teacher a few years ago. When I was student teaching, the only thing that made my day worthwhile was when I'd go home and stalk the Facebook pages of my cute female students and jack off to them.
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>>701330604
Dude, that's not cool.
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>>701330518
Liberals and progressives hold me back at the college scene. A right winger gets treated like a modern day Lepur there.
The pillow was 7th grade
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My niece had her 11th bday recently so I took her and some friends to the mall and told her I'd buy her w/e she wanted for $300ish. I ended up buying her $250 of stuff from victoria's secret. Felt kinda creepy but w/e.
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I helped my ex gf get fucked by a friends dog
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>>701330528
>Knowing that I've probably eaten next to another b-tard in austin
Fuck.
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I have returned! Behold my wonders!
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>>701330885
I know. I'm sure I'm not the only one who does it. You should practice good computer security because of people like me.
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I'm still in love with a girl from high school. She knows this and uses it to get money out of me.
Occasionally she'll send a tit pic or two.
I'm currently trying to stop this so I don't talk to her, for now
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>>701330959
Were you there for it? Did you film it?
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>>701331021
you better have my fucking cheesy bread
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>>701321942
i hate my significant other of four years i wish i was dead i'm never going to be happily in love
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>>701328851
Your penis is too small tho
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I've been sucking dick regularly since I was 14 and have gotten raped twice by older men.
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>>701331024
You aren't alone, anon. I do the same shit. One of my friends accidently typed his password in his username box once while i was hanging out with him, i used it to get into his email account, gmail, everything. I know literally everything he looks up now.
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>>701331024
Thanks man.
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>>701331362
and how many times did you just let them think they were raping you?
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>>701330490
You'd be surprised. My ex was way out of my league. The only reason we started dating was because we worked together. She probably wouldn't have even acknowledged me if I tried to approach her at a bar. We were together for 3 years
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>>701331127
Yeah, both.
We house sat for a friend and planned it out
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>>701330939
Well was she the one who wanted to go there and pick stuff out?
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>>701331517

You should post it. Edit face as need.
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>>701331598
yes
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>>701331265
It's bigger than your 3incher, mate!!!
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>>701331473
Whilst I havn't been overly damaged by it emotionally or anything it fucking hurt both times. I'm 18 now and am actually less sexually active then I have been in a long time but am totally okay with being fucked now. But getting a dick shoved into your ass for the first time is always gonna hurt, Especially when the only lube they used was spitting in my asshole.
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>>701331482
i still love you bb
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>>701331618
Its not worth the risk, that friend comes here a bit so I couldnt risk it
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>>701321942

I started going for walks at night about a month and a half ago.

My wife thinks I just go for walks but I actually meet guys off of squirt dot org at a park near my house and suck them off.

I've sucked off 7 guys in the last month and a half. I'm completely addicted to sucking dick and I can't get enough!!
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A few years ago I fucked my cousin and came inside of her over the course of a few days while visiting family across the country.
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>>701331847

Send a dropbox link here: [email protected]
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>>701327739
I am the guy who posted that, and i can guarantee, that is not pasta. I wrote that (best 5 minutes of my life, my dick has never been harder) with my keyboard.

On the other hand, if it becomes pasta, add the missionary position because i literally forgot this and i feel like ass after re-reading my post
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>>701328851
what is this, a shit drawn hentai?
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>>701332212
bucket list
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I convinced my ex to finger her younger sister
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>>701332355
Greentext that shit, maine
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>>701321942
I have jock itch since I was 15 years old. Over a decade has passed and I'm still to shy to buy antifungal cream
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>>701332070
sounds about right
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>>701332436
Geeze. Order it from Amazon or something.
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>>701331452
i did this with an ex gf a while ago, jacked off to her sex tales and private pics for years!
her best friend was studying abroad so they would exchange daily emails (this was before they had facebook) and they were VERY detailed.
i know all about the "handjob summer", Laura
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I hate dogs. I've dumped girls because of their dogs. most useless animals.
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>>701329643
30 now still masturbate thinking about her
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>>701325679
Same here, just not planning on Navy
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>>701330939
>victoria secret
>11th birthday
she owns a smartphone and will have the vagina of a 32 year old by 16. i fucking hate this world.
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>>701326483
nah, just a hopeless romantic.
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>>701332666
meek sauce there Satan
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>>701321942
I have killed someone before
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>>701323818
did you and the other girl make small inconspicuous gestures towards each other?
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>>701332553
Same here. Unfortunately my ex wasn't nearly as interesting in private. The best I ever found were a couple of sex chats between two friends and their S.O.s.

Oh, I just remembered, before Facebook switched to using https by default, I used FireSheep (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firesheep) a few times to hijack people's Facebook sessions at coffee shops and found a few good exchanges. I also used one girl's account to ask her friend if she wanted to have a threesome with a frat dude and the friend replied that she didn't want to because she had just lost her virginity but said that having asked wouldn't make things weird between them or anything.
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>>701328152
I'm going to bed now I'm done.
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My cousin and I have been sexting since the year she turned 18. She's ten years younger than me and knows I was interested when she was younger than that.
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When i go to the range and i load my mags i think of spesific people for each bullet
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>>701332812
she does have a smartphone but she bought it pays for the service herself. i dont think that's how vagina's work but you never know...
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>>701332660
Geeze, I thought I was the only one. "Oh, I can't go, I have to let me dog out." "I really want to stay, but I have to go let the dog out." "Yeah, I can't go out of town, I need to stay and watch the dog." "My 75lb dog is afraid of thunder. It's cool if he gets into bed and sleeps between us and makes the whole place smell like wet dog because he was just outside in the back yard walking around in his own shit while it started raining, right?"

Ugh. I guess they're okay if they belong to other people (not including people I'm dating) and I have no responsibility for them.
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I regularly get sucked off by street whores

I'm addicted and have been going weekly for years
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>>701332994
Why and how
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>>701333435
they are like retarded children that will need special help all of their lives. I grew up with dogs, lots of dogs and they were cool but too much fucking work. my mom and showed and bred them still does. I loved college, didnt have to worry about any animals, could do w/e i wanted when i wanted. past 5 years ive lived with my sister and her husband, is a good setup excpet they have 3 dogs and im always the one who has to take them to the groomer, vet, etc because they are always working. at least it made me realize how lazy i am and how i really dont want to be a father
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>>701332355
Greentext needed
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>>701324055
Post nudes with time stamp.
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Bump
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>>701325179
This
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>>701327204
TOPKEK
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>>701332553
>>701333050
You guys got any other methods for gaining access to accounts? I've gotten REALLY good art social engineering passwords because a lot of people are dumb and choose super easy security questions, but thats about all I know how to do.
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>>701334782
might as well try to fix the problem rather than just throwing in the towel and an heroing first
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Here is the secret Bruce Jenner (Gender Bender) never wanted to get out.

https://youtu.be/wayiX5rKg7w
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I would do so much gay shit with my friend
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>>701328664
Drove under revocation for four years whilst on probation for a dui.
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My cousin is pregnant with my son. Not a secret really everyone knows
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>>701334833
I wrote that key logger, but haven't gotten around to using it. I don't actually put that much effort into getting into other people's shit. It's more of an opportunistic thing.

Also, social engineering is the most effective form of hacking.
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>>701333050
i found many stories and a few sets of topless pictures from a vacation
she was secretly a huge slut, i still jerk off to her tales..
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>>701335161

I havn't had insurance on my truck and I havn't even renewed the licence plate sticker since 2010 and still drive it every day.

Never been pulled over.
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>>701335100
pretty sure most people have been there, gotta leave your options open, you never know...
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I'm leaving my bf of 10months in a few weeks. Planning on going ghost entirely and living with my sister a few states away. My bf has fallen in love with me so quickly. His brother just an hero and he's going through so much. I'm a deserter tgough, I haven't kept anything good ever. He's my first real relationship. It's going to wreck him. He'll move on.
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>>701334833
i simply payed attention when she typed the password a few times and got it
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>>701327841
You're my hero.
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>>701335497
good going, he's probably going to an hero too

couldn't have picked a better time

literally have a nice life you fucking slut
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>nigger
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>>701331044
you gonna post tits or what man?
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>>701335497
Why though? any specific reason you're leaving?
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>>701335415
I still jerk off to photos of the girl I lost my virginity to. Pic related.
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>>701322213
Nice. You are living the dream
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>>701336063
She's unbelievable, mate. I feel like I won the lottery.
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>>701333050
Ever catch any girls flirting with each other or doing lesbian stuff on the DL on Facebook chats?
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>>701330420
Do you know if she did that? That's hot
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Even with having my girlfriend, I still feel lonely with everything going on in my life
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>>701335770
I doubt it, his bro had mental illness and made several serious attempts. My is in bereavement yeah but he's got a solid head on his shoulders, he'll manage coping.
>>701335953
Self hatred, don't believe in love. He wants to marry me. Fear. I never had a real relationship before him, it's been weird so far. Now with all the grief and trauma, realize I can't do relationships. Idk though tbh I just feel panicked.
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>>701336263
Nope. I only did that a few times though, so I didn't have much of a sample size. I did find one girl talking about how she fucked her boyfriend in her dorm room while her roommate was sleeping on the top bunk of their bed.
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>>701321942
I never finished Diablo 2
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>>701336481
>everything going on
such as?
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>>701336393
I don't know. She really wasn't very sexual when I dated her, so I feel like it could go either way: she's either just not into sex at all or, as I like to imagine, she's really into fucking dogs.
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>>701336691
Work, family, her issues. I know it is only a rough patch for us, but it feels like I'm alone through it all
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>>701336647
The fuck you doin get back out there.

NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME
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>>701336647
.... Disgusting.
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>>701337035
Jesus is with you
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>>701336647
The fuck you doin get back out there.

NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME.
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My brother just killed himself due to mental illness

and I'm planning on asking my girlfriend of 10 months to marry me
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>>701331229
what happened?
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>>701321942
I think my Chinese professor's kinda cute.
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>>701330604
Dude, that is cool. share the source code the program
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>>701337125
funny anon but my bf is sitting in front of me watching a show,he isn't on b now. Thanks for the kek.
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>>701337479
xD worth a try
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>>701322629

Why do you think you have aids?
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>>701337461
Nah. I feel bad about it already. I'm not going to enable other people.
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>>701323666
6 Trips don't lie
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>>701337617
youre not enabling. you have a skill that you could show others.
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When I was like 12 or 13, I used to go to the waterpark and grope girls in the wavepool. I could put my fingers in a girl's crotch as the wave came by and she didn't know who did it. Dammit now I'm hard thinking about that.
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>>701329016
>I'm a huge racist
who cares. racist doesn't mean anything nowadays anyway.
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>>701336589
I think I can relate anon. I had a long term gf once, she started talking about marriage and I freaked the fuck out.
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I have been texting my brother inlaws wife and it could turn in to an affaire
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>>701321942
At least 90% of what I fap to is mother and son incest roleplay porn. I don't think I could ever reveal that fetish to a significant other because of how weird/pathetic it is.
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I sometimes cum on my sisters feet when she's passed out drunk
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>>701337977
I was a camp counselor in training when I was 15, working with kids about 7 or 8. When we'd go to the pool, some of the girls would want to roughhouse with me and when I'd pick them up, I'd position my finger other their pussies and rub them while tossing them about. Sometimes I'd get my foot between their legs and they'd rub themselves on me.
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>>701323553
You must live your life surrounded by conservatives. That's tame as fuck.
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>>701322684
Loose
Did Avicii think you were cool?
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>>701321942
I lurk in here, steal memes and screen shot the retarded alt right shit you fags post and share it with people.
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>>701325554
Wow Thats alot of pent up virgin frustration, either that, or you're a literal gayfag.
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>>701338321
I have the same fetish. I told my ex about it and she thought it was really hot. We were really into dirty talk, so she would make up scenarios where I'd be fucking an older woman and calling her mom while she watched us and touched herself. I'm now with a new girl who is waaay better balanced, but I'm worried about telling her, since she doesn't seem like as much of a sexual freak as my ex.
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I contributed to the murder of a man for a debt of money and ketamine. Don't feel remorse; however, I know I could have stopped it. People choose their paths and death is an inevitable part of all paths.
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>>701338530
Nice.
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>>701324819
Its alright to like justin bieber these days mate
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I don't have any secrets, that's my secret.
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>>701321942
I become very jealous when my twin be-friends someone else, especially a male. Where meant to be together. This is they I reject anyone whoever come close to him. Hi my brother/lover/kisser.
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>>701338315
Don't fuck your sister man..
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>>701339243
I am marred my wife's brothers wife is the one I want. I have been told there arr not a sister inlaw because no blood relation
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>>701336647
>I never finished diablo 2

You do know that an hero is an option correct?
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>>701338279
I guess it's commitment huh
I don't think I can love him is what. Yes I'm loyal, it's not sexual stuff at all. It's intimacy, him knowing all of me. Fucking no one really knows all of me.

I've met his family and all his friends. He hasn't even met a single person that I know. Crazy.
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>>701338735
God you're so lucky man. I'd love to date a girl at least 5-10 years older than me, and play out that fantasy with her. I'd cum buckets every night.
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>>701339629
You know what's coming right?............Tits or gtfo......unless you're a dude then.....dubbs decide.
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>>701340107
I have a penis good sir a fag just like yourself
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I killed my sister
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>>701339805
It all started when I was telling her about when I had hooked up with this woman who was 15 years older than me. She really got off on hearing explicit details of when I fucked other women, so I told her about how when I was fucking her, I called her mom under my breath.
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>>701336589
At the very least you should tell him why you're breaking up. Even if it's via voice mail or text and you never speak to him again after that. Anything is better than ghosting a serious relationship.
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I'm fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
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>>701340216
Congratulations!
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I stole the Declaration of Independence
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>>701340564
Yeah I know that I owe him that much.
Ghosting sure is easier though.
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anyone got brother-sister wincest camping green-text?
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I'm gay for my best friend
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i wanna fuck an o'banion
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Bombs and fuses get my hard as diamond
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When I was 31, I had just made detective. We'd just gotten a call about a local crime scene, so me and my partner headed over to check it out. Some guy had gone crazy and killed his whole family, and I'm not talking a few family members, this guy killed his wife's parents, his parents, his kids, her kids, her, and all 3 of the family pets as well as everyone in the homes on both of the streets his house sat on the corner of. Turns out it was a drug cartel thing and these people decided to cut this one family member out, and he just went crazy.
Anyways, the secret is I kept ten grand from one of the neighbor's houses.
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>>701338735
>>701338321
I have a fetish for wedgies and give myself wedgies somewhat often. There's actually a community and decent content for it, but I'd be pretty ashamed if anyone who knew me actually knew. Aside from an SO who'd be into it. Mother son stuff is probably still more common
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>>701340979
more physically or mentally?
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I don't like being in this relationship anymore. I'm mostly attached to her because I don't have any friends and I'm too afraid of being completely alone.
When we have sex, I hardly orgasm.
I still think she's pretty and she's a great person, but it's killing me to continue with her.
I'm too afraid I won't find anyone who takes care of me as much as she does.
But the problem is, she loves me way more than I love her.
I just can't anymore.
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>>701330959
how is canada by the way?
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>>701330604
don't listen to the first guy. It's impressive. Please do share.
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I'm one the few guys who likes to wear tighty whities, makes me alittle insecure when I wear them at work even though they wouldent know anyway because it's underwear and they can't see it but I love briefs so much
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>>701340816
Did you miss this guy?
>>701322213
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I'm 25 and have only had sex with one girl.

I also play WoW. Judge me as you see fit.
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>>701340816
This one?
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>>701341458
Shift into neutral for a while and dont make any big decisions, find some happy drugs, talk to a profesional, see what happens
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>>701341458
Then break up with her you stupid pussy.
If you're having that thought, chances are shit aint been going good for a while and dudes like you are the reason women like her take so fuckin long to get where they're going.
If it's not for forever then all you're doing is wasting her time, be a man and go fuck your hand.
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I pretend like I don't care when I see her in the halls but when me and her eyes meet in the halls I want her back :(
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>>701329878
I do the same. It's the best way to clean your assole.
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>>701333925
this is why I prefer a snake.
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>>701341839
Then stop being in the same fucking halls you retard.
Also, what kind of bitch shit is that?
You do realize that men aren't supposed to be this emotional right?
If you're not together anymore, either she fucked up or you did.
Doesn't matter who, just matters that you understand it needed to end and move the fuck on.
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>>701338684

BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
BUILD THE WALL
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>>701321942
I worship our lord and saviour satan
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i wanna kill myself but my dog will literally not let me do it, last time he chewed right through the noose
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>>701341921
Yeah, but if you live with other people maybe wipe first so you dont get shit on the floor of the shower you ignorant swine.
Your whole body has pores, even your feet numb nuts, if you're shitting on the shower floor, then stepping in that spot once the shit has been (seemingly) washed away you could be stepping in traces of your own feces.
That's not good.
Prolly not horrible.
But not good.
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>>701340808
Look, you know the guy more than me. Maybe he can handle it, maybe he cant. But if his brother just offed himself, the least you could give him is a two sentence text. A minute or two of painful writing, and bam, you're done for good.
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>>701342509
Ignorence is bliss. If there's no visible shit, then no one should really give a shit.
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>>701342498
so close your door and stop making excuses
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>>701342709
Soooo.....you're stupid....and you want other people to not mind that their little amount of trust in you.....is stupid.....because you should never trust someone who's stupid....
because they're stupid?
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>>701321942
i sucked my best friend's fiancée's toe. was only a secret until she woke up ...
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camwhoring for /b/ when i was younger
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I suck my dads best friends cock every Friday night. He's the only one that can make my pussy gush
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>>701342990
are you that much of a germaphobe? stepping outside barefoot is probably just as "horrible"
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>>701323666
Goober
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>>701343352
>Not if you're not fuckin stupid.
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it's game on :3
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>>701329016
>behaving this responsible in order to preserve the white race from further deteriorating
You are a national treasure, anon
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>>701343475
>Not if I seriously don't give a fuck.
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When they stay at my house I let my nephews shower with me and my gf. their parents are conservative jesusfags who shelter them from reality. Pretty sure she is only girl they've seen naked irl, possibly even at all
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>>701321942
My parents are really liberal and when I reached puberty they encouraged me to explore my sexuality with them. They did this for my siblings as well and now our family have a strong sexual relationship with one another.
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>>701337932
Creeper. Move on.
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>>701343839
I'm fapping to this
please elaborate
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>>701332996
He cheated with a guy I bet
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>>701324830
A work wank never hurt anyone....
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>>701342990
Odorless invisible microscopic shit would literally not make any difference to anyone's day. Smelling someone else's fart would have a bigger impact on your day.

If the existence of something has the same impact as it not existing in the first place, it is literally meaningless.
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Been with my gf for about ten months now, she changed. Went from shy, melancholic cutie with long hair and kinda emo style to a pseudofeministic tumblr normie with short hair and mommy issues. I'm more disgusted by her every time we meet.
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>>701343803
Anything interesting happen? How old are they?
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>>701341182

>>701341604 here, have the same fetish that's why I like wearing briefs
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>>701344137
break up with her before it is too late, it is more difficult as time pass by
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>>701321942
>I've scabies since 10 years and become pedophile since the last 5 years during the time unable to bond with people in a social live and beyond that would love to fuck my mother which is unfortunately dead since I'm 14. Today it wouldn't matter to me if I could fuck my step mother if I only could call her mother while I can fuck her ejaculate in her womb and keep eye contact.
And dame I got a boner during the time I wrote this and imagined it. Wouldn't have a problem to abuse our future childs in order to mate with them and breed it even further. The circle of live you know.
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I messed around with my cousin
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>>701341690
not the one but that was a good read. thanks anon
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>>701344140
they are 7& 9, nothing too interesting, gf let the younger one touch her pussy once.
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>>701343956
Well I live in a pretty liberal household that emphasized heavily on the freedom to learn and explore. When I reached puberty my parents promptly gave me the birds and the bees talk and willingly showed me their own body parts to learn about anatomy and sex. At that time they even offered to help me with any needs or urges I couldn't take care off. They kept encouraging me to explore and learn so I took their offered and they taught me almost everything about sex. By the time I was 16 I had even lost my virginity to my own brother.
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>>701321942
My cousin and I sucked each others dicks a couple times.
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I used to take requests from /b/ and post pics when i was younger. Mostly always stuff in the pooper.

male
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>>701344771
No hardons or fapping huh? Oh well.
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>>701343658

you have no say :3
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>>701337590
doctor told me
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I'm in love with my best friend and I'm afraid that I'll fuck up again.
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>>701344771
So why do you do it?
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I suck my cousins dick whenever I see him, if I had a brother I'd be fucking him
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>>701344455
will do, thanks. Already prepared her mentally for it. In case you ever need it, I told her that "she walks a different path than I do, and I'm unsure wether I can follow her there".
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>>701345047
So you have AIDS.
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>>701344805
Who else
is in your family? Do you all have sex together?
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>>701344805
calling bullshit on this, you didn't even roll dubs to support your story
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>>701326857
how did no one respond to this. wtf
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I don't want to live anymore but suicide is gay, when I finally commit I'll just kill as many strangers as possible until I'm shot dead.
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>>701321942
>be me beta white guy 21
>attend college
>Get into cuck porn b4 i eventually got redpilled
>while in cuck phase meet qt at university
>she shows some interest in me too beta to respond
>go occasionally out with her and friends to a bar
>always awkward for me
>eventually a random black guy asks if she is my gf
>i say no..he proceeds to dance with her
>i get diamonds as i am a cuck
>realize he may bone her
>i pay for their drinks like a cuck, and drive them to my place "closer than her apt"
>basically sit back drunk in the other room as they fuck on my bed
>next day she apologozes i say its ok, offer to let her do it again
>literally let her sleep with 3 more random guys from the bar in my bed over the course of the next year.

I never told any1 that part of my life, i was doing drugs too, now im red pilled and regret every moment.
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>>701345120
no real reason but it's good for them to experience part of reality they are otherwise sheltered from imo
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>>701323101
I have to admit, if what you are saying is true, you would be real amazing. Have to think it's a copypaste, so I'm going to copy it. If it's your desire, I'm glad, your work must be shown. If it's all just a theory, I'm aslo glad because of the same thing nigger
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>>701345447
My mom and dad actually believed i was dating her i lied to them it was fucked, i tried eventually to get with h er by then i was in the friend zone.
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>>701345301
It's just me, my older brother, younger sister and my parents. We don't usually sleep together but sometimes we will.

>>701345342
Check out these dubs then?
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>>701345398
/b unfazed homie.
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