I'm not lazy, I'm just busy.
Me making the thread isn't supposed to happen
Me making treads never happens either.
But it's friday for you so you can do ti :)
checked and confirmed.
There is no ruining going on here
Only shit people here.
Hes straight/virgin thats why.
Kinda gross when its ruined though. Gays tend to shart in the mart a lot because of it.
Not lazy, just on Warframe :)
That tiger is a fresh slave, he's not be fucked yet.
Why does it better than any other day for you?
Are you ready to serve your country?
My dubs confirm lazy
Fridays suck. They are the beginning of my work week.
I'll be as gentle as can be, I'd hate to ruin such a pretty sight.
>Put dick in vise-like anus
>Dick is squeezed to the dimensions of a twizzler.
>Eternal pain in the span of a few seconds.
>Have to remove dick
I had a nightmare like that actually.
only trip are truths
but why is it better?
Depends of they are cruel like nibi or nice like frank.
That is why I am saying you would need to stretch it first. It will hurt him if you didn't do it.
When I have dreams about sex it usually cuts or it goes bad, probably because actually getting it is impossible.
Because you have shit taste?
Same here, when I get to it I'm like "wait, that can't happen" and I realize I'm dreaming and I wake up. Can't even get laid in my own dreams.
ur a witty lil cunt ill give u dat m8
because it feels amazing to have a big hot tongue licking against your hole teasing it open.
ahh i see
dubs are overrated.
true, you can stretch him out and use him to smuggle drugs :S
am I the mexican cartel now?
>Same here, when I get to it I'm like "wait, that can't happen" and I realize I'm dreaming and I wake up. Can't even get laid in my own dreams.
Yeah pretty much.
>Yeah pretty much
Maybe because we dream about each other?
I dont dream about fatties or shit eaters.
Yeah, its alright.
Nibi has a fat fetish, so he fantasizes all posters are fat.
Only guy I could ever get is snarf.
Well maybe, Luc could be your drug lord then :)
Nohting mu8ch just chilling
Gun for hire then :)
Yeah, I cant even get snarf and people think I have a chance with anyone.
I think you can't get him because he is taken already.
Are you into butt streaching?
The 'merican gun trade you did.
I wish more people would be interested in math. Being bad at math is just a meme.
That means nothing to furries.
https://discordapp.com/invite/GxSw5cN is a g/fur/ discord community :D
I told you before just bang a landwhale and feel ashamed of yourself afterwards
I don't think he dreams of you
Guns are pure and clean
They're so lacklustre
I'm fucking terrible at math, but it sucks because I actually really enjoy it. I failed pre-calculus twice in a row in college and then dropped out because even just regular calculus is a pre-requisite for most majors and failing a class three times means that you aren't allowed to take it again...
But every time a math question comes my way I just adore trying to figure it out. It's all like a puzzle, and I love trying to solve puzzles, it's just that when I get caught up in the little things I suddenly lose all track and don't know what to do.
I would like that.
Please it's all clean for you.
Well I need to stretch my butt a bit to make sure that I can fit his dick since it's so thick. Otherwise my ass would be in severe pain for a while. That being said he does a damn good job of doing it.
I actually love math, it was my favorite subject in school.
I'd like it too. I love tigers.
I admit I may be biased. Math was always my strong suit.
Do you want a big gaping butt? One that can fit more than one dick?
Why is the prostate so fucking amazing?
lol no, I'm a one guy man.
I need more images of my werewolf...
Is that the thing you clench to make the last drops of piss come out?
Hunnibuns is mad at me.
Nibi is a complicated and mysterious faggot.
I can understand why a lot of people don't like it. To be fair, when my grades and everything depended on being able to solve those problems I really hated it with a passion. It seemed like every question could take multiple different paths to get the answer, and each path felt as if it were the correct one, but only one path would lead to a correct answer and it was just up to me to know beforehand which path to take.
Stuff like that kind of really annoyed me.
why, what happened? Did you apologize yet?
You may want to have 1 cock and 1 dildo in you or a bigger dildo.
Nah i'm fucking about in games.
I hope your tongue is long and flexible.
have you seen/heard of The Lazarus project?
Cheaper to get a fleshlight.
Better to hope for Genetic engineering to make me attractive or at least grow an anthro sex slave.
I've come across ambiguity before myself, practice usually solve is tho.
You enjoy it, kitty.
Aye, i wasn't until college that I started to enjoy math, and that was BECAUSE of the different paths. It's a chore to find the right one sometimes (I'm looking at you, trig identities!), but the feeling of exhilaration you get from solving a tough problem is amazing
I have heard of it
like clones of famous people to donate organs so they live forever or some shit
isn't it famously terrible or something
that would make me a lot less tight though, I don't want that! I don't think luc would either.
the premise if they're trying to figure out how to reanimate animals, someone dies along the way and then they reanimate her and she gets psychic powers and kills everybody
it sucked ass, but i'm still a lil spooked
He's very buff!
Post your ass and we'll judge it.
more dicks are always better!
you just need to exercise it. butts are pretty strong.
oh, I was thinking about something else then
seems kinda lame honestly
Gracias. The artist (Benji) is a great guy, and has offered me a couple more commission slots, because he likes my OCs.
There are only three... no, four images of this guy atm, but I'm hoping ot have a couple more done soon.
It was super duper lame
It tried throwing like 3 different plot twist endings, one where she killed the evil person, one where it was a dream, and then one where it actually wasn't a dream and she was actually dead and brought back to life herself.
Nibi is rather straight forward
It'll be too late by then, the robot will be the more ergonomic choice by the time genetic engineering is good enough
No, that's how bukkake happens
I still have no interest in putting two dicks or a dick and dildo in my ass at the same time.
what happened to "oh man I think it's the devil causing this to happen" and then it actually is the fucking devil and now you have to deal with literal Satan
that shit's scary
not every horror movie can the The Exorcist
THE CONJURING PULLED IT OFF JUST FINE
Ill just use a fleshlight then.
i don't horror
i'm simply too big of a pussy to live that life
I wasn't either and then katia and darwin made me watch a bunch of horror movies so now it's fine
i do not surround myself with either of them, i think i will be just fine.
Frozen Yogurt obtained
I asked him not to get in the middle of something between my sister and I.
you both are adorable together, you shouldn't let something like that get in the way of a great relationship.
i got maybe half way through the last epiaode last night and had stop and i havent had time today.
i knowwwwww. i am going to right after this call
Don't hurry him killer
i am tryyyyyyyyyyyying
i love soup and have sex with it. fapfap soup
You should feel bad for that statement
yes you can
Miso. Egg flower.
i feel bad for nothing