YLYL God Tier Only
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YLYL God Tier Only
>>701314075
>YLYL God Tier Only
I hope this is a fucking joke.
>>701314279
Fuck off you ass burger
>>701314332
>facebook memes
>>701314445
Eat my tits
>>701314441
>ass burger
>>701314544
Nice quotation
well this is a shitty thread
>>701314075
>>701314075
>>701314332
>>701314441
>>701314501
>>701314635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo
I need a good laugh
>>701314667
It's only shit because of you, shit-eater
>>701314797
https://youtu.be/zBvaVWdJRQM
>>701315062
Need some more to post
>>701315164
lost for some reason
>>701315456
Kek
>>701315025
you fucked up bastard. you belong here
Did I just see another shit ylyl thread??
>>701316086
It says God Tier you stupid piece of shit
>>701315326
good man. you framed it, im proud of you son
>>701316228
>Saving the fucking thumbnail.
>>701314684
Subtle kek
>>701314075
More like 9gag tier
Fuck off newfag
> ylyl lol look at the funies meemee! Xd
>>701316233
this is no where close. a couple sensible chuckles maybe but NOT god tier
>>701316668
No wonder why they're all depressed alcoholics
>>701316733
Lol
>>701316743
>>701314789
>>701314789
Why are there so many pads that haven't even been used? Are they collecting them are something?
>>701316733
>Complains
>Posts banana
Lmao
>>701317315
>>701315382
Shittyphotoshop
>>701314075
>>701315811
Fake as fuck
>>701317315
He is unaware that rusemaster has struck again
>>701314789
fucking fucking hell
>>701315062
What are these called? I need moar
>>701318140
>>701314441
>underage
>>701318314
Holy fucking lost my sides are chillin with the stars.
>>701317133
What the fuck, did you just post stuff from a fucking kid's book?
>>701314075
Want me to post a creepypasta about EEnE i just wrote?
>>701314075
how meta can you get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PrKjC66amk
>>701318570
A kids book you seem to recognize :^)
>>701318755
Checked. Go on.
>>701314332
>>701318835
He was asking me, but I digest go on
>>701318570
Fuck you thatshit is hilarious, i love those books
>>701318786
If your asking me, a bit more, if your talking about that radical video, I'd say a bit more
>>701318944
>But I digest
Good for you, I guess?
>>701314789
Ed Edd n Eddy Darker Days part 1
The day started like no other day, it was a beautiful day in the peach creek cul de sac in Peach Creek, Washington, just near Seattle and Seattle being close to the border and to Vancouver whick AKA cartoon studios is located which was the company that made the show. This is NOT A LOST EPISODE Creepypasta, this is simply something that happened in the EEnE universe. Eddy was in his room on his bed, he was wearing Zebra striped pyjamas, think of it like Too Cool's entrance and fighting attire from Wrestlemania 2000 (16) that happened April 2nd 2000 in Anaheim. Eddy stretched and yawned and scratched in peculiar places, "man, what a good sleep" said Eddy, "I'm gonna go shower mom!" he shouted. Eddy goes into the washroom and strips to his underwear, he brushes his teeth and gargles mouthwash. He puts shaving cream on his head and shaves it off, "dang, i look good" he says in his famous growly and gravely voice. He hops in the shower and turns on the water, after 20 minutes of showerin' May Kanker breaks the door down with an axe and flushes a toilet. "get that peepee nice and ready Eddy!" she yells, "Oh god no!" says Eddy. May jumps into the shower with a pair of pliers and begins to rip his pubic hair out piece by piece. Blood, very red blood spills out and his entrails soon follow.
>>701319077
are you retarded?
Part 2
Double D is in his room creating one of his wacky dacky inventions for scams and jawbreakers and the possibility of being accepted by the cool kids. "oh my, the smell of leather is quite invigorating" says the brainiac, all of a sudden, his shelf breaks and all of his shit falls on his head. Bowling ball, microscope, and a water purator is one of the many things to fall on that head of his. When he woke up he was in the hospital next to a bloody Eddy with bandages all over his groin and pelvic area. "ohhh" groaned Eddy, "duhhh" groaned Edd. Double D had many bandages on his head with a splash of blood and brain fluids giving them a nice accent of gore. "I run and eat bugs" said double d slurring his words. "huh? Whadya talkin' about sockhead?" Eddy replied. "Joke's on you, my butt has a pimple!HAHAHA!" "Double D, yer freakin' me out! "Icing on the cake is skin on the Turkey"
Eddy, being freaked out, jumped out of bed, took out his IV, and jumped out a window. Glass shards sliced his wounds open and his scrotum was bleeding profusely. "Y'ouch!" he screamed, Double D was in bed still, he pissed himself and was watching a parody of care bears called friendly furries. "what's going through my ears? Evil space monkeys from New Orleans! My favorite movie. A bug in a rug is as snug as a... uhh.. Cow!" Double D, once smart and sophisticated, has now become retarded and useless. Forshame these unforseen circumstances, it has truly been darker days.
>>701314075
>>701318786
this guy is a genius. watch his anime vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULwc0CCyAtU
>>701319350
Finished
Part 3
One year later, Double D was still in the same bed in the same piss and poop stained sheets, Eddy comically disapered to Hollywood to become an actor, dispite the disability of his groin, he still wanted to be famous. The Kankers were taken away by child services after their mom's new boyfriend, Tyrone, was accused of molesting her daughters. He slipped his hand down their pants and fingered their pussies. He then fucked their tight preteen white trash pussies with his big black n*gger dick fresh from Ferguson, Missouri. He got snitched on by Jonny who was watching with plank. Kevin was camping with Nazz and they got lost and attacked by a grizzly. All they found was his red hat with blood on it. Rolf is still farming and working hard, he soon become a trucker at age 14 since he had a full beard by then.
Ed, sweet Ed, moved to Tennessee and missed all of his friends. He was to visit Double D but he got distracted by a beetle who he thought was a big bad beetleborg and ran after it. Double D had gotten fat. His orange shirt no longer fit him so he wore a slighty lighter orange shirt. His famous hat was ripped and you could finally see his head.
Final part
A lobster from planet neptune was controlling his thoughts and actions the entire time. "green is mean, brown is mellow, yellow flush it down! "hats are fat, but that causes stretchmarks ?" he said stupidly. He tried doing a science experiment but sneezed on it and called it complete. He tried reading a fancy book but got stuck at the word Banana. Double D was happy no matter what, he was a lovable oaf, he has become the new Ed. He took his birth certificate, burned it, and declared himself as Memphis Ed the Medicine man. He used syringes to kill his victims.
His first victim was Jimmy, he stabbed out his eyes with medicine and said "wheres god now faggot?" he then awooed and already shit himself. He ran on all fours with his medicine weapons and his lobster not too far behind. America was never the same, Memphis Ed Medicine Man went down in history as the world's most dangerous serial killer. He is still on the loose and YOU could be next! Truly, Americans are experiencing darker days.
>>701319542
>Finished
This nigga's Einstein
>>701319418
>>701316197
>Shadow Word: Pain
>>701319228
NO im 25 and i love these books. There hilarious. As the youngsters say, its lit fam.
>>701315574
Thats my tweet nigger
>>701320076
As the oldsters say, "It's the bee's knees."
That EEnE story is actually pretty good 8/10
>>701314789
I wonder why there are no visible insects.
>>701318314
I've been trying to find this again for fucking years, thanks anon
>>701314401
ruined laughgasm
>>701315326
lost Topkek
>>701320295
IKR? Legitimatly good story. And most EEnE creepypastas are shit.
>>701315164
very good
>>701315326
Yea, I highly doubt that you would get any hand typed, special letter from sending bullshit, they definitely have a standard text typed up.
>>701318140
Sure it's gay porn, but I bet that feels amazing.
>>701316668
that's so ill
>>701317615
they're by Joan Cornella:
http://cornellajoan.tumblr.com/
>>701321482
>tumblr
GTFO and never come back
>>701321482
>Tumblr
Impossible, it doesn't look riddled in autism.
>>701319418
And now I'm sad
>>701321728
These memes arent funny, Son Goku would never be beaten up by a fucking cow! Holy shit this is so inaccurate. The cow has a power level of like 2. Get your shit together 4chan where's your weeaboo pride?
>>701322172
>weeabo pride
cool paradox, bro
>>701316983
explain to me how this is funny
>>701321665
>>701321834
non-internet people frequently use tumblr as a homepage for their work
>>701316228
>>701319520
LOST
>>701316228
>>701322172
First of all when Raditz comes to Earth he encounters a farmer and finds he has a power level of 5; Otis, the cow, has defeated the farmer in Back at the Barnyard meaning he at least has a power level of 10.
>>701314075
You could start with something, at least, remotely funny.
Oc, btw
>>701322372
What a horrible place to frequent. At least go to Imgur for it so you don't get as much stupidity.
>>701322531
Are you insulting me faggot?! Don't you DARE insult my love for Dragon Ball Z!
>>701322718
No one cares about your superior internet tastes
>>701322028
lost
>>701319418
>>701322865
I'm not saying Imgur is autism free, but it certainly filters the SJW shit by a noticable margin.
>>701315803
>>701316668
To**
>>701315326
Top kek
>>701322718
Hey, tumblr is great for porn.
>>701322794
You know what? I am insulting you and there's not a darn tootin thing you can do about it, hucklebuck. I'm almost certain I know more about Dragon ball Z lore then you, certainly more about Back at the Barnyard. You've thoroughly lost this argument you ad hominem
Btw >pic related
>>701314789
ive been in houses of people that horde like this. it makes you want to puke and kill yourself at the same time.
>>701323858
Ad hominem? What does that mean?
Here's a question, why does everyone in the funi dbz dub sound like they have throat cancer and smoke 2 packs a day?
>>701316086
>>701316197
>>701316311
>>701316493
>>701316733
>>701316908
>>701316983
>>701317105
>>701317247
>>701317573
>>701317626
OC
>>701324122
Because John Wilkes Booth, the original voice actor, only speaks Korean so they had to replace him. That's too easy fan give me somethin' harder ( No homo)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCirKlFucy0wm9ivmToYFXXQ/videos
you will lose, trust me cringe as fuck
>>701324480
Always of how you then which are incorporated information in the show?
>>701314401
why did i laugh so hard at this.
>>701324122
Not the guy you are responding to.
Ad hominem is the term for attacking the character of an arguer instead of the content of an argument itself; if you tell someone who claims the sky is blue that he is a poopy butthead, it does not refute his claim and does nothing to further your place in the argument.
>>701325017
Get a load of this nerd
>>701324664
Check mine out
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc-FvzV1z5sbE2w6TpznyZA
>>701324691
Eat my tits
>>701318944
>I digest
>>701318570
it's good for a chuckle.
>>701325602
*Chortle
>>701314332
Did b8 too tasty
>>701319542
you sir have patience.
>>701320229
it's the cat's pajamas.
>>701325177
faggot
>>701317547
No shit you fucking moron
>>701326405
That's the the dick in the butt
>>701318786
this has potential up the ass. honestly surprised this guy isnt more popular
>>701318528
>takin teh b8 XDDDDd
>>701326551
Queer
>pic related
>>701318570
Lost
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-GQX_BgWKY
>>701326895
The only reason you would have sex with a woman is so she could give you sons to molest
>>701327666
Eat my tits
>>701315811
Don't care if it's fake, that's fucking gold
>>701314667
/b/ is shit tonight I saw one potentially decent thread and it went to shit quick
>>701328202
It was a "shit" thread from the beginning my friend, you have been rused
>>701314684
I don't get it.
>>701328441
Hes been bambleforked
>>701327438
No-no. Caught me off guard and lost.
>>701318570
What the fuck, did you just post stuff from a fucking kid's cartoon?
>>701319350
Zoomed in, tried to solve it. Zoomed out, lost.
Op is a faggot
>>701328774
It's a tablecloth, the French are known for having fancy dinners with wine and all, you uncultured swine
>>701329090
I'm funny you retard
>>701315164
breathed air through nose
>>701319418
dafuq
>>701329243
interesting
>>701314684
Hehhe
>>701319418
>>701325570
actually laughed, fuck
>>701317233
lol. you FUCKER!
i lost.
>>701318140
>>701323338
"Added to Halloween wishlist"
>>701315326
I call bull hockey
>>701318140
i was just thinking yesterday that i'm surprised people don't do this more. the trickery that is. not sticking dicks in the ass like you.
faggot
>>701316703
ahhahahahahaa
>>701325475
fucking lost
>>701329243
context?
>>701330832
if you really want to know think about what would happen if you were to throw a ball into the air while moving in a car. Same principle except that you (the ball) never makes it out of the car (earth's atmosphere)
>>701322028
I dont speak spanish please explain this meme
>>701325570
how many people did this guy kill?
>>701325643
tl;dr
>>701329243
Jesus fuck . . .
>>701329152
This.
It's because there is a stereotype that the French always surrender like pussies, hence the white flags.
>>701329243
O...oh
New thread >>701331906
This time I'll be taking the piss out of pics you shouldn't share threads
>>701331150
lol, is that steveo?
OC
>>701328774
White flag of surrender saying that thats the french national flag
>>701328855
What the fuck, did you just post stuff from a fucking adult cartoon
>>701328855
the spongbob faggots are real. at least the ed edd and eddy faggot stopped trying to force his meme. fuck he went on for at least a few years.
>>701331778
mexicans like to have fun with animals.
>>701314401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyRPb4gr1QA
kek
>>701316197
>Polymorph
>Ping it for 1 with mage ability
>>701320883
i like this one
>>701333271
"fun"
>>701319418
story?
>>701314789
>>701334406
Will you just let the thread die already
>>701316668
Actually a pretty good business model for them. If they can get just one or two suckers to take their outrageous interest rate a day, they're rolling in cash. Bankruptcy is harder to declare than ever so there's a good shot that even if they do stop getting paid, they can factor the debt out to a collection agency for some good money.
Maybe I'll start doing this...
>>701334570
fucking meta.
YOU RAFF YOU ROOOOSEE
>>701315062
Joan Cornela yesssss
>>701323250
>Saving the thumbnail
>posting in a ylyl thread
yeah fuck off faggot
>>701334320
old guy put pennis in little grill now little gril is pregnut
>>701314075
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>701314789
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY
>>701336066
It was my intention for it to be bait, the banana crusaders took the bait and shitposted in it. In conclusion, eat my tits
>>701336331
cool story bro
>>701319418
is that real?
>>701314789
EEEEEWWW!!! This isn't a cringe thread
>>701324392
your on my wavelengths
>>701336504
i feel like its only like one of you banana crusaders but go into /b/ just to fuck with the ylyl
>>701319398
Are you like 11? I hope you get well soon
>>701320076 honestly agree the books are way funnier than I thought and I have weirdd tastes
>>701315201
The Olympic chairman
>Tfw meat bar related encounter
>>701336825
that one would have made me laugh if the bannana peel was a yellow condom
>>701316197
No he does not. This banana is a cunt.
image limit boys
someone start another thread lets do this shit all over again
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>>701317451
This cunt will be here forever. I LITRALLY fucking hate the person who made this fucking meme
>>701338124
Haha, thanks Lori.
>>701338124
as long as newfags like you keep getting #triggered, the banana will never die
>>701319542
How many trys? That's not 1 is it? Lol
>>701327438
Explanation? Am I basic or wth
