So i just added this chick that i met at a party a few days ago and i think she wants the d
help me get laid /b/
"Sorry about that,demonstrably my sarcasm doesn't carry well over text :|"
(say this if you want this convo to actually lead to something, as the previous messages were overboard in terms of actually getting with this chick)
Haha I'm definitely no Casanova, ive been in a relationship for ~2 years but for more lulz/nudes to be had you gotta keep her still somewhat interested unless shes a psycho and likes the messages your typical /b/tard thinks up
YOU HAD A FUCKING CHANCE AND YOU BLEW IT
say this " In all honesty I think you're very attractive and we should hook up if your okay with it."
she responded "lol ;)" ?? where the fuck do you find these wimins
Bby I don't think you understand. I eat the WHOLE ass.
hello. ive just read this conversation, and i am very mad that you've been sexually chatting with my daughter. i will be sueing you if you do not give me 20 dollars and your naked picture of you doing a handstand while fingering yourself with a phone cord. thank you.
don`t think it is fake girls are that stupid.
OP don`t fuck it up
we could just meet before you meet your boyfriend it wouldn`t be a date it would be like me and you having a 12 pack you know friend stuff ? don`t let your friend oppress you I bet you couldn`t even buy a 12 pack and come visit me or me visit you if you win I buy the 12 pack if you lose you owe me a twelve pack what do you say ?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Damn, you got me. How did you know?
Dumbass cuck. Is that the best you can do. It's not even an insult. You don't know the first thing about me. Try harder when you're trying to be cool insulting someone online
And over here we have this huge fucking faggot
Say mother fucker
Send this pic
The say some one stole my fucking toilet seat
I wanna suck a fart out her ass and hold it like a bong hit
THANK YOU BASED OP, that was mine. let's try a new tactic
"I know you're not a slut, because I'm not into sluts. Once you have me you won't want your boy anymore"
It's not great but she might respond better to something like that. Who knows with women
OP she's curious about your cock
you probably got her thinking about her bfs size in comparison
you have a chance to chill with her and get her to maybe try out your dick if you whip it out and impress her