So i just added this chick that i met at a party a few days ago and i think she wants the d
help me get laid /b/
My huge boner
>>701311097
Just send one text.
"Anons address
Bring that booty."
What should i say now
you like big cocks right cutie?
>>701312702
Lets get one thing clear. I am not your friend, i merely want to slap my dick and balls across your face until it leaves an imprint.
>>701312702
I was kidding about the huge boner thing. We all know huge dicks can hurt women, and luckily I'm 4".
>>701313067
roll
"I'm not kidding. Come now"
Show me those beautiful tits I couldn't stop staring at
"Let me bend you over the way you've been thinking about since the party (wink emoji)."
>>701311097
Wanna send me pictures of your tight little asshole, If you show me yours I'll show you mine
>>701313750
What are you into? We'll do whatever it is
>>701313750
I'd stick my tongue in your asshole so deep we'd be frenchkissing backwards
>>701313750
borderline BDSM comments aside you're cute as fuck and we should do stuff together. Interpret that how you wish; )
>>701313750
"Sorry about that,demonstrably my sarcasm doesn't carry well over text :|"
(say this if you want this convo to actually lead to something, as the previous messages were overboard in terms of actually getting with this chick)
>>701313750
What about fingering my tight little asshole while giving me a blowjob?
i hope you can fit all 4 of these inches in your ass
>>701314160
can tell already that you slay
>>701314528
Wrong pic?
>>701314338
Haha I'm definitely no Casanova, ive been in a relationship for ~2 years but for more lulz/nudes to be had you gotta keep her still somewhat interested unless shes a psycho and likes the messages your typical /b/tard thinks up
>>701314528
"I'm joking, my penis is actually kind of small and I'd be hesitant to show it to you irl anyways"
>>701311097
50575235983
some hot stuff going here only gay and whas apple
>>701314528
YOU HAD A FUCKING CHANCE AND YOU BLEW IT
say this " In all honesty I think you're very attractive and we should hook up if your okay with it."
Say just kidding lol but i do want to go balls deep are u up?
>>701314878
He could watch im not that shy
>>701312702
she responded "lol ;)" ?? where the fuck do you find these wimins
>>701314878
friendzoned faggot
>>701314878
Bring him over. He can watch
>>701314972
>>701314996
Only ones with sense in this thread
>>701314878
Would you be ok with me fucking your boyfriend?
"ill fight for your honor ma'lady. That cuck you call a bf doesn't stand a chance against a grizzily man such as myself."
>>701314878
don't worry, he can watch if he wants to.
>>701314666
Waiting to fap to it .. haha.
I'll fuck him up after that prepare to be dicked
>>701314940
>Asking permission
How the fuck are you this beta?
Wellll....uh, we should maybe have sex if you're okay with.....no? Oh alright then
>>701314878
Bf? I am not jealous.
Hey op are you by chance on the upper part of the east coast?
>>701315525
"He doesn't have to."
>>701315525
Ok fine.. I'll fuck him too
>>701314940
>if you're okay with it
Lmao thats fucking autistic. You aren't even talking to her and you're showing how insecure you are.
>>701315525
I beg to differ
>>701315525
"On second thought, he doesn't need to know. We can keep it on the DL ;)"
OP is a madman
>>701315525
Post her pic
>>701315639
>>701315593
> He doesn't have to, but I could fuck him too.
>>701315525
fake as fuck, made using something like fakeconvos, no one would respond that nonchalantly to the shit you are saying, especially someone you just fucking met at a party
>>701315525
This is about you and me babe not him
>>701315451
This
>>701315746
In swoops anon to kill the buzz
>>701315721
kek
>>701315746
I think this is real, OP has to be pretty attractive though
>>701315525
I bet my dick is bigger. Ever try 8.5 inches?
>>701315746
Lol if you actually spoke to girls you might be surprised. Bit saying your wrong though this is a bit outlandish.
Rolling for:
>>701315639
>>701315746
Yes fake, but don't let it ruin your day.
>>701315746
Everybody responds like this you autist fuck
>>701315882
No chance in hell, I 100% guarantee you that op cannot take a picture of his computer screen with the messages because he is using some shitty program to fake them
>>701315525
Why not ? is he that controlling with you ?
>>701316006
Happens when they are into you.
>>701315882
>attractive
>on 4 chan
>>701314878
>dude i just said i have a boyfriend, lol
>lol
Are girls fucking serious.
>>701315525
Ok, we can take turns.
Same fake cunt op that started this exact same thread a few hours ago and anons found the fb accounts and they both just had 1 friend. Each other. Fuck off and die OP
>>701316165
Right?
>>701315746
Actually im the one who typed he can watch iv`e said it to some girls they just giggle and get more attraction sounds weird as fuck but it is true.
I think we're in boys
That's girth, btw
I find it annoying or fucking fake as shit that she puts lol after every single message
>>701316356
Good, you should see my grandpa's dick it's huge
>>701316356
Ah sloot
>>701314878
Bf? So... Why are you talking me? I know you want a great night with me.
>>701316356
I really hate you lol
>>701315525
Bby I don't think you understand. I eat the WHOLE ass.
>>701316486
Some girls are actually like that even when a conversation gets awkward/goes nowhere, they still put that shit. So annoying
>>701316356
Good, because neither has any girl I've ever been with. I don't want to hit your cervix.
hello. ive just read this conversation, and i am very mad that you've been sexually chatting with my daughter. i will be sueing you if you do not give me 20 dollars and your naked picture of you doing a handstand while fingering yourself with a phone cord. thank you.
Tell your bf you're a slut
>>701316356
Now you can try. Just come to my house.
>>701316356
Come over and get it then, your boyfriend won't fuck you half as good as I will
I'm gay and sucking off your man
>>701316486
don`t think it is fake girls are that stupid.
OP don`t fuck it up
>>701316356
we could just meet before you meet your boyfriend it wouldn`t be a date it would be like me and you having a 12 pack you know friend stuff ? don`t let your friend oppress you I bet you couldn`t even buy a 12 pack and come visit me or me visit you if you win I buy the 12 pack if you lose you owe me a twelve pack what do you say ?
>>701316356
till she sees it and realizes its 4
>>701316356
Don't live your life regretting what you coudl have had but never made the move to try
>>701316844
DUBS FUCKING SAY IT
>>701316356
Now you have the opportunity. Anytime you want.
>>701316915
Hot damn
>>701316844
WINRAR
>>701316915
That puts your through the door
>>701316844
This is golden winrar
>>701316882
doesn't matter what size he is. If they get naked together she's not gonna decide to back out once they're that far. Unless he has a micropenis or something
>>701311097
HORK HORK HORK HORK HORK!!!!!
(my mating call you like it)
>>701316356
Let's see who fucks you better. Soccer has goalies but that doesn't mean a player can't score
>>701317278
thats shit
cmon OP
>>701317331
Let's see you do better then Mr. Hefner
Wtf OP
>>701316851
>12 pack
"Ever had a burning cheeto in your vaguga? I can try rubbing your butthole in butter and letting my dog eat it out. Got time?"
This will work
>>701317835
Ya bro
>>701317278
you're a virgin
>>701317884
Where's the reply boy
I love you
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Maybe she stopped replying to OPs BS
>>701311097
Listen here sweet cheeks, I'm as straight as a scrambler carny ride, i'll take your BF for a spin too.
>>701317884
>>701317974
I didnt get dubs.
But... " sharpie in pooper"
>>701318052
confirmed fake unless OP is abercrombie model
Netflix and chill?
>>701318000
Trips cunt. Do it.
>>701318098
So close, show us her picture there.
>>701318000
ADDITIONAL WINRAR
I got dubs and i'm not even mad this happened
>>701318052
I want to hang my cock down your throat
I smell b8
>>701318000
This op
>>701318000
Winning.
no ring on finger = still on the market
go for it OP
>>701318052
The only thing hanging out will be your tongue while I fuck you like you deserve
i want to touch ur belly button from the inside
>>701318082
rollin
You won't be able to walk
>>701318403
Reroll
lemme see what im missing out on (;
>>701318082
roly poly oly
#dicksoutforharambe you be harambe
>>701318052
spank my ass and call me sally
my mom told me to be home by midnight, can you please take my virginity!!!
>>701311097
I'm going to hold you down, strap your arms to the table, then perch over you delicately, like a pigeon, and shit down the front of your face.
>>701318700
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice
>>701318743
Haha, you blew it
>>701318664
SO, CLOSE TO DEVIL TRIPS!!
>>701318776
Fuuuck so close to trips
>>701318743
Done
>>701318743
let us all remember OP
>>701318743
hey its me ur brother
>>701311097
Someone screen cap whole thread
>>701318878
And also quads.
>>701318743
Just kidding. i want to be your bull and cuck your bf
>>701318937
why its a proven fake, it would be better to screen cap literally anything else
>>701318952
This
>>701318664
re roll
>>701317942
Damn, you got me. How did you know?
Dumbass cuck. Is that the best you can do. It's not even an insult. You don't know the first thing about me. Try harder when you're trying to be cool insulting someone online
>>701318743
I want to eat your asshole like pudding and throat fuck your first born child in front of you.
>>701319162
Rolling
>>701318743
I'm tired of playing games - you gonna come over and let me fuck that tight little ass of yours or what?
>>701318743
>Oh shit, I might actually get to fuck this girl!
>I don't want to suffer any ramifications...
>Better purposefully sabotage myself.
Faggot.
>>701319113
Someone is a bit defensive.
i'll only fuck you if you have a feminine penis...
>>701319113
And over here we have this huge fucking faggot
>>701319162
rolling 4 great justice
>>701319389
Is this bitch retarded or what?
Say mother fucker
Send this pic
The say some one stole my fucking toilet seat
>>701319389
its over, OP is a huge faggot and delivered a chat with himself that he'll probably jack off to later
>>701319389
I want you to ride my cock until you can't move. You decide what to label it.
>>701319457
Fake and gay most likely
>>701319389
You make it sound so dirty it is just me and you hanging out a couple of beers, and a movie.
>>701319389
my meat is like an infants arm holding an apple,
>>701319504
Lawlz at toilet seat
>you want me to cheat on him???
I hop if OP ends up getting her it's just to fuck because this bitch is stupid
If you believe this conversation is real and not entirely staged then please, for the sake of our species' gene pool, don't reproduce
>>701319644
Winrar
>>701319504
agreed
>>701319113
>Soccer has goalies but that doesn't mean a player can't score
insult or not, it sounds fucking beta
I wanna suck a fart out her ass and hold it like a bong hit
>also check'em
>>701319504
This nigger do this kek
>>701319636
>couple beers and a movie
That's how you get men, not women. Get out of here faggot
>>701311097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBHrIbqze0
I want to tongue punch your fart box
Come here and let me fuck you and hang you like the ugly nigger you are so i can use your hanging body as a target for my bow and arrow
>>701319888
Holy shit
>>701319504
THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE
>>701319504
Roll
>>701319929
richard is that you???
>>701320037
Reroll
>>701319955
We gotta winzip
>>701319888
are you the devil himself?
trips + this video which is devilish in itself + the picture what the fuck
>>701319504
Do this op
>>701319955
Winrar
>>701320079
yes
>>701319955
OP DO IT
>>701319504
THIS
>>701319955
DO IT OP PLS
>>701320233
Then why are you still talking to me unless you want to be my cumslut.
>>701320233
Op is a model confirmed
>>701320233
"this is your chance to get to know me. now or never bitch"
do it OP
>>701319504
Topkek do this
>>701320233
"can i at least get a nice pic ;)"
>>701320233
i bet you don't even have a bf, otherwise why would you have messaged me?
>>701320335
You know how to fucking say it +1 internet
>>701320508
roll
>>701319504
ROLL IM FEELING LUCKY NIGGERS
>>701320390
Agreed.
>>701320357
This
>>701320335
That would work
>>701320508
rellw
>>701320335
>>701320335
rolling
>>701320233
gargle on my nob , you're still talking to me.
>>701320357
roll
>>701320484
> ;)
I found the beta
OP is using a model's pics
>>701320508
Roll
>>701319504
Every one else wants this so roll
>>701320335
>(...), bitch
>>701320335
this
>>701319504
This, OP
>>701320707
shut up we all know it's fake but we're having fun
>>701320335
reroll
>>701319955
Op has to or hes even more of a fag
>>701319504
roll
>>701320335
rollin in her colon
>>701313750
OP you absolute retard
ok, i gotta go now my mom says i have to go to bed...
>>701320999
WITNESS ME
R O L L
O
L
L
>>701319504
Roll
FAKE AND FUCKING GAY.
>>701321063
Nah
>>701321047
get tit pic
>>701320335
rolling in the deep
>>701320233
Doesn't it make it more exciting that way?
>>701321047
You want to try a huge cock or not?
>>701321047
Send nudes or you're gay
Send 8.5inch dick pick
>>701320999
WITNESSED!!!!!! SHINEY AND CHROME TO VALHALLA!!!!!!
>>701321063
>>701320999
>>701320999
>>701320999
>>701320999
fuck you spam filter
>>701321047
>but I'm not a slut
Top fucking kek
>>701321232
This DUBS demands it
>>701321047
Send nudes to prove you're loyal
Just send me a sexy pic
>>701321341
rollerino
>>701321047
Show me a little something atleast so I can get to know you better
>>701321430
This
>>701321047
THANK YOU BASED OP, that was mine. let's try a new tactic
"I know you're not a slut, because I'm not into sluts. Once you have me you won't want your boy anymore"
It's not great but she might respond better to something like that. Who knows with women
>>701320335
roll
>>701320335
rollin
>>701321672
OP THIS IS PERFECT
>>701320335
pls
>>701321672
Not bad. Send this op
>>701321357
This. Send dic pic
>>701320335
luck be a lady tonight and give me dubs for this
>>701321672
This
>>701321672
roll
>>701319504
>>701321948
Send this
>>701321672
rollo for this
nah it's tiny
>>701321672
roollerino
>>701321948
Send dick pic
>>701321948
send this
>>701319504
>>701321948
Nice. Now you HAVE to show her the cock shadow on toilet pic. She's a smart bitch and needs proof
>>701321672
yup, go for this. we have clearance, clarence
>>701322099
lolololol dubs speak trut
It is time to send the shadow toilet cock
>>701322099
Epic
>>701321948
>>701321948
>>701321948
OP she's curious about your cock
you probably got her thinking about her bfs size in comparison
you have a chance to chill with her and get her to maybe try out your dick if you whip it out and impress her
do it
pro tim he posts every 6 minutes on the dot
Send the shadow dick
>>701321948
i'll send a pic of it if you send something first
>>701321672
just gotta add a "btw" in front and it'll still go
>>701321948
Send some nudes and maybe you'll see, slut
send this>>701321672
then this>>701319504
>>701321948
You're in, just say yes and if she asks for pics then go back to the toilet picture!
>>701321948
NOW fucking send this
>>701319504
>>701322333
Dubs trips overrides dubs
TOILET PICTURE NOW
>>701322293
seconded
>>701322333
CHECKED DO IT OP
>>701322284
fuck me in the ass
>>701319504
rolll
OPs gonna pus out
>>701322293
go go go
>>701319504
roll
>>701322333
You have to do it op, it's trips
>>701322333
Winrar
inb4 the "girl" is one of OP's homo friends taking us on an elaborate ruse cruise.
>>701322568
Kek
how stupid do you have to be to believe this is a real conversation?
I'm speechless
