why would you leave 9gag and come to a ylyl thread? you must be retarded
MOMMY MOMMY!!! LOOK LOOK!!! I POSTED THE BANANA I AM SO OLDFAG LOL!!! I BEEN HERE ALL SUMMMER NOW I AM AMOUSYNOUS MOMMY LOOK!!!
ARE YOU PROUD NOW?????? LOOK THE BANANA, IM TOO RETARTED TO TYPE WORDS SO ILL JUST POST THE BANANA SO ALL THE PEOPLE ON 4CHAN WILL KNOW IM OLDFAG HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA IM SUCH A HUGE MASSIVE FAGGOT WITH MY BANANA HAHAHAHAH BANANANANANANANANANAANANANANANAKJFDMSKFJDQMKFDJZERU UE FFDFDSJFIOEUR Ffdvs4f564 d6s d64d5sf4s64 6 s6df fsJDSKMFJMQ JFDSureiuzfjdsv dsfd
fucking loris thought they were safe from nana
they were wrong
Look what you have done OP. You huge, fucking, faggot. You knew how this was going to turn out. And now you have to make us suffer threw it as well. Fuck you.
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.
Must be newfag not to know much about 4chan... Well it's /b/ anyways, isn't it?
A decent YLYL? Get some Ebola pics and graphic shit out to destroy it.
If you want a attempt at humor, then maybe you should see something like...
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
There was a rule 34 one on Encyclopedia dramatica saying this as well:
Naked banana is probably the most cancerous and most-posted meme of 4chan in 2014. 99% of YLYL thread OPs are this gay banana. The faggotry of the meme is so high that it's a quite common meme on Dumblr, and even Failbook. Anyone who posts this banana on any board contributes to Ebola spread.
Start a YLYL thread with it and say: YLYL thread. As original as that.
If you aren't an autist, don't even bother to use this meme. There is a scientific study done by the MIT that confirms that 80% of Naked Banana posters are autists, 5% niggers and the other 15% is completely filled with Facebook/Tumblr faggots.
How to make a good insult out of them?
Post any kind of comment or pic that says OP is a faggot, or even better, call him a Newfag. Nothing is worse than being called Newfag for a Newfag.
Anyone who posts this kind of picture or similar adds +1 to Ebolachan.
Every eBolachan picture gives one nigger ebola.
45 points, how nice, 45 strains of Ebola. Who's next?
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
what an unfortunate looking person
this is the one that made me lose
this one was good too
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
THERE HE IS. THERE HE FUCKING GOES AGAIN. LOOK EVERYONE! HE POSTED THAT NIGGER SHIT AGAIN! ISN'T HE THE MOST FUCKED UP NIGGER AROUND?! OH MY FUCKING GOD. I CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR FAT PATHETIC NIGGER ASS OVERWEIGHT FRAME AND BALLSACK HIDING IN A DARK ROOM, LIT BY YOUR BLACK COMPUTER SCREEN WHICH IS THE ONLY SOURCE OF LIGHT IN YOUR NIGGER ROOM, GIGGLING LIKE A LITTLE PORCH MONKEY AS YOU ONCE AGAIN TYPE YOUR LITTLE BANANA THREAD UP AND FILL IN THE CAPTCHA FOR CHINKS. OR MAYBE YOU DON'T FILL IN THE CAPTCHA MADE BY THOSE CHINKS. MAYBE YOUR SUCH A DISGUSTING NIGGER THAT YOU ACTUALLY PAID FOR A 4CHAN NIGGER PASS, SO YOU JUST CHOOSE THE FUCKING PICTURE. OH, AND WE ALL KNOW THE PICTURE. THE "EPIC" BANANA GUY, ISN'T IT? I IMAGINE YOUR LITTLE NIGGER SHIT LAUGHING SO HARD AS YOU CLICK IT YOU DROP YOUR DORITOS ON THE FLOOR, BUT IT'S OK, YOUR NIGGER MOMMA WILL CLEAN IT UP IN THE MORNING FOR YOU. OH THAT'S RIGHT. DID I FAIL TO MENTION? YOU LIVE WITH YOUR BLACK MOMMA. YOU ARE A FAT NIGGER FUCK, SHE'S PROBABLY SO SICK OF YOU ALREADY. SO SICK OF HAVING TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU ALL FUCKING DAY, EVERY DAY, FOR A GROWN NIGGER WHO SPENDS ALL HIS TIME ON 4CHAN POSTING ABOUT A FUCKING BANANA. JUST IMAGINE THIS SHIT. SHE HAD YOU, AND THEN SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE A SCIENTIST OR AN ASTRONAUT OR SOMETHING GRAND AS FUCK, AND THEN YOU BECAME A DISGUSTING NEET. A PATHETIC BANANAFAG NEET. SHE PROBABLY CRIES HERSELF TO SLEEP EVERYTHING THINKING ABOUT HOW BAD IT IS AND HOW SHE WISHES SHE COULD JUST DISAPPEAR, BECAUSE SHE SHOULD OF SWALLOWED YOUR NIGGER ASS. SHE CAN'T EVEN TRY TO TALK WITH YOUR MONKEY ASS BECAUSE ALL YOU SAY IS "I REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE", LIKE A IGNORANT MONKEY YOU ARE. YOU'VE BECOME A PARODY OF YOUR OWN SELF. AND THAT'S ALL YOU ARE, NIGGER. A SAD LITTLE NIGGER LAUGHING IN THE DARK BY HIMSELF AS HIS BLACK ASSHOLE AS HE PREPARE TO INDULGE IN THE SAME OLD DANCE THAT HE'S DONE A MILLION TIMES NOW FOR HIS OWN FUCKING SAKE LIKE THE NIGGER HE IS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS
10 toilets in the bathroom. They all reak. What do you think the 10th one looks like? Pic related.
Probably a black dude did that.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU STUPID CRACKER? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON BLACK PEOPLE, AND I HAVE OVER 300 BILLION CONFIRMED KILLS. I'M TRAINED IN GUERILLA WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP SNIPER IN THE ENTIRE ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER MONKEY. I'LL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH THE LIKES WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS HONKEY. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN CRACKER. AS WE SPEAK I'M CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, HONKEY. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, HONKEY. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER 700 BILLION WAYS, AND THAT'S WITH JUST MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL THAT THE US MARINES AND I WILL USE IT TO IT'S FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE WHITE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE WORLD, YOU LITTLE NIGGER. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS TO BRING DOWN ON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD OF SHUT YOUR WHITE MOUTH. BUT YOU WOULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’LL PAY THE PRICE, YOU FUCKING CRACKER. I'LL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU'LL DROWN ALL OVER IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, WHITEY..
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
Gonna feed ya potassium!
Get on ya knees and suck it!
Suck that big hard bananacock!
Deep deep deep deep deep deep down ya throat!
Grabbin the back of ya head and rammin deeper deeper!
Suck it … suck that big hard bananacock deep down ya throat!
Oil that butthole … I want to fuck ya so deep so deep so deep deep!
Rammin this big hard cock deep inside ya! Fucking ya hot cancer hole!
Lovin it here in the hottest thread on this whole damn planet … YLYL THREAD!
Pretty not cool for a song now. Got a better one?
Can I ask a serious question here? I've been coming here for years now, and as long as I can remember every YLYL thread has dipshits whining about them existing. Is it really so bad that people like to laugh and enjoy humor. Is it really so bad that you feel the need to click on the thread, and attention whore about how much you hate it, for it's entire duration, rather than looking for a thread that you would actually be interested in? Go on, enlighten me with your 12 year old mentality.
Well guess what, sometimes not all banana guys will end up raiding in one, if they see one, they come in. I made one thread on my own and not one of them actually came in.
Can I ask a serious question? if bananaposters trigger you so much, why not go to another thread you enjoy, rather than questioning the motives of people who post pictures of bananas?