YLYL Thread
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YLYL Thread
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>>701292756
is he standing on her head?
>>701292966
It seems so
>>701292756
Insta lost.
here he his
>>701292756
Lost already
>>701292756
>>701293026
>>701293143
>>701293354
https://discord.gg/012OE9ge1GbmdqbZD
come visit boypussy general.
>>701293708
get your niggershit outta here and elsewhere
>>701293503
you realize this joke predates the internet, right?
>>701293503
life achieved
>>701294239
You realize you're a giant fucking faggot, right?
>>701292756
Should have been anal.
>>701293503
kek
>>701294057
lost
>>701294417
saved for future use
>>701292756
source? at least name of the whore
>>701294417
> three next days
kek
REPORTING FOR MY DAILUY DOSE OF CANCER
>>701294417
my ass is ready, Jamal
>>701295721
>>701295218
Gets me every time
>>701295843
Lol fuckin beans man
>>701295845
Lost
Summon 23.*
Okay fags, it's time to talk business. The market doesn't lie. People want banana, and they want banana now. Statistics show that banana is on a steady increase across the board, and I plan on riding this gravy train to the last stop. The time is now to invest in banana. No hesitation, no pussyfooting around the issue. It's time to put our trust in banana!
>>701292756
Fucking lost
Lmfao
>>701294057
I wonder how many times hes listened to it now.
>>701292756
Lost right out of the gate.
>>701292756
>got high
>got in to browse
>see this
>insta lose
Oh how much i need this site !
>>701295845
What sort of animal is that?
>>701295820
I'd read this, but the filename kinda gives it away tard
>>701296060
lost hard
>>701292756
That's not funny.
>>701294417
please tyrone, don't be too rough
>>701296386
You make a good point, ty fag
A man's gotta eat
Banana whispered into ylyl's ear "I'm going to tie you up and fuck you"
"Gasp!" Thought ylyl "he's going to tie me up and fuck me"
Ylyl breathed heavily as the smell of sweat and potassium was strong
Banana duck taped ylyl's hands and his pussy was as wet as the time he had spilled mtn dew
Banana stuck his hard cock in ylyl
Ylyl let out a moan, muffled by the cotton balls shoved in his mouth Banana had made his niggers pick the cotton a day before
"I really, really like your cock" said ylyl, now farting uncontrollably "Thanks for joining us tonight," panted banana in response
>>701296252
the initial image isn't even mega deepthroat lol..? still plenty to swallow
>>701292756
Not even remotely funny. Didn't even crack a smile.
>>701292756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNCJxsZqvLA
>>701295820
HELP I DONT GET IT
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>701292756
>>701292756
ylyl eh?
Jebus is here
>>701292879
>>701294239
There's always one.
>>701295924
Hilarious and scary at the same time
>>701297193
You'll need about tree fiddy to understand it
>>701292756
this is not funny at all. so what, the tax payer is fucking welfare recipients while balancing on their head. typical degenerates.
>>701292756
jebus is with me
i prepare for bananaajaba
>>701295857
kek
>>701292756
listen Op u faggot bitchwhore cuntface slut faggot bitch autist I asked once for the name of the whore being pounded and u didnt answer, i swear to fucking god, post hot bitch and say her name, dont be such a flaming homo cocksucking asshole cunt whore and say the bitches worthless fucking name, then go kill yourself, come back to life, and choke on a guant black cock until u die again from lack of oxygen, you literal halfbreed mongol fuckwit whore bitch
>>701296060
banana eh?
i have banana jebus right here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-GQX_BgWKY
lel
>>701298289
kill yourself
>>701296582
whats so kek about shatter?
>>701298289
good, I'd get about 1.2 million dollars if that happened. it's awesome being a only child.
if you count selling there house and cars to make that closer to 1.9 million
>>701298491
newfag
>>701296033
>>701298581
You know what you fat fucking loser, I'm tired of your shit. Day in and day out wasting space in your moms basement, your face and fat fucking neckbeard covered in Cheetos crumbs, the floor littered by empty Mt Dew bottles your mom stopped picking up long ago because she has given up on you. The dark room only partially lit up by the computer and monitor casting your fat shadow against the back wall, you load up 4chan giggling to yourself making your fat hairy neckbeard jiggle, dropping Cheetos crumbs all over yourself and the floor which you promptly pick off your shirt put into your greasy face. you know exactly what you are going to do to "troll" other users again its the only form of enertainment you know, You find a ylyl thread and load up your epic banana pic, laughing harder now making your man tits bounce around pushing the limits of your computer chairs weight limits, and start to fill out the captcha. No I take that back you dont fill out the captcha because you are on this site so much you paid to not fill out the captcha because it was to much work, and as you post your obviously not fucking funny banana meme you sit there and wait for "it" and you know exactly what "it" I am talking about, don't you. The only fucking response to your shitty fucking meme "i really, really like this pic" by another fellow neckbearded basement dwelling faggot contributing to the cancer. Well I have had enough, but I dont want you to leave I want you to go fucking kill yourself and stream it, I want to watch the life fade from your eyes so I can actually lose to this ylyl.
>>701292756
>>701292756
>>701296033
nice feet
>>701298867
what is this? another overused meme in 4cancer?
>>701296227
Fuckin lost
>>701298067
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU LITERAL FUCKING FAGGOTS WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE BITCH GETTING RAILED IN OP PIC??I FCUKING NEED A GOOD WANK AND WANT TO SEE A HOT BITCH DOMINATED JUST TIVE ME HER FUCKING NAME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
>>701295857
Lost on ever fucking line.
>>701299041
holy shit jebus save you!
also thank lori
Behold! Before you, a bizarre banana, besmirched as autistic banter by many a basement-dwelling bachelor. This banana, no mere benign tumor, is a beacon of the noble boycott of bygone humor on this board. Indeed, this brilliant barrage of potassium stands bravely as objection to the barbaric bondage of boring jokes and bad memes. Brought fourth by John, Bill, and Lori, this beacon will mobilize our brotherhood to band together behind the banana, bringing forth a better board culture, based around bolstering this funny image. I boldly come here to broadcast this banana, and some may believe me to be a buffoon, but it's my best honor to meet you and you may call me /b/.
>>701298581
>>701299431
HA HA
i got the after
MEME
xD
HAIL BRASILIA XDDD
>>701299447
>>701294239
Not everyone here is over 30, gramps.
>>701296167
all of em
>>701299431
i stand with you brother!
BY OUR POTASSIUM WE WILL TAKE BACK /b/
JEBUS ASCEND ME TO BANANAJAABA
>>701299598
>>701299981
How the fuck is this YLYL? Clearly he's just wearing a new suit.
banana shit is gettin' ooold
>>701295857
>mfw newfags still try and post ylyl garbage in derailed threads
>>701298289
gay
>>701295973
fucking lost m8
>>701295744
also my favorite, and the dragon dildo + cops one for some reason
>>701293503
this is why people shouldnt treat step-siblings as real family and fair game to fuck
just remove the step shit, theyre not related
>>701294417
Can't rape the willing. Now get to work Willie
>>701295744
Every fucking time
>>701300819
Okay /b/, serious question. Can somebody explain to me what the FUCK is with this banana? I'm fucking tired of seeing this shit spammed everywhere. It seems like every fucking YLYL for the past year has just been absolute garbage because some autistic anons have been posting hundreds upon hundreds of variations of that idiotic banana picture. Then they circlejerk themselves by samefagging with "I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE" "THANKS LORI" FUCK YOU, LORI. I don't know who the fuck "Bill" or "John" or "Lori" are but it's not fucking funny. This shit is stale.
Not that it bothers me (or anyone who isn't underage themselves), but don't you banana posting idiots get tired of posting a stupid meme that angers almost nobody, and never has? Or are you just bored shitless and don't feel like doing your homework so you thought you'd shit up an anonymous internet board with few rules just because you can?
The mind of an autistic child perplexes me. It actually might be beneficial for you to get some mental help or to join a support group. You guys seriously need to reconsider what you do in your home life or you'll never be satisfied.
>>701296357
Concrete monkey. Kinda like silverfishes but way more sweatier.
>>701297819
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840 melanin
>>701296357
poo goes in loo
>>701295857
fucking dumb, and you should feel bad for posting obviously fake shitty greentext.
>>701298669
>>701301179
>>701301131
>>701301113
Would you rather have:
a.) Two 100% black eyes, including the sclera.
b.) Two 100% white eyes.
c.) Two 10-watt eyes that glowed at 532 nm (a pure, green laser pointer color).
d.) Two shaven testicles in individual scrotums as eyes.
>>701298899
Banana Guy
Banana, Banana, Banana.
Banana.
Oh how it came that your heart is so mellow
Such good boy, soft and yellow
Oh whoopsie me, i've lost my peel
I hope those children don't cop a feel
Oh no!
To the door, the policeman came!
He knocked, he kicked but he did not chatter!
"Yellow banana man, come on out, don't make me madder!"
My child could see everything, far and wide!
Everything from your banana bits to your tall, cheeky smile
Just give me it now, your hands on a plate
To the prison cell we go, this cannot wait
Banana, banana, banana man he thought
Who could have taddled, to get banana man caught?
Could it be that man in that shit shirt?
Mother fucking Bill Hitchert
"Oh I like this image"
He said to his friend
When deep down anxiety and dread would fill his head
Meanwhile John, he laughed and groaned!
Poor boy Bill, he wasn't the least bit stoaked
Implications being implied, by this friend that he had defied!
THESE FUCKING TADDLING SWINE, THEY HAVE GOT ME CAUGHT
All for flaunting, my glorious booty so hot
I look for everything, I never bath or groom
IS THAT ANOTHER THREAD?
Wuts Dat, I Raff I Ruse?
>>701299150
I second this. Name that bitch already
>>701301362
SINCE THE FAGGOTS ON THIS THREAD ARE ALL WORTHLESS I FIGURED IT OUT ON MY OWN. BITCH's NAME IS LIZZIE BELL.
>>701300933
triggered by our freedom?
Jebus enrich your soul
>>701300933
>>701298861
Ahahahaha
>>701298289
Nigger
The funniest thing is to imagine the kind of autist who'll waste his time posting the banana. Pretty amazin what autism does to people.
>>701301249
C sounds fucking amazing
>>701301546
You nigger picking banana
>>701301179
9/10/01 was a Monday.
>house party
Doubtful.
>>701301633
pretty amazing how easily some people get #triggered by the same banana posts that have been getting around for years kek
>>701298899
Lost
>>701301278
>Mother Fucking bill hitchert
lost i dont even know why
Prepare for Zimbabwe the gorilla.
>>701301764
>>701295450
EVRY TYM I DO IT MAKS ME LAFF.
Fuck you cunt.
C A N C E R
A
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C
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>>701301798
tHEY ARE TRIGGERED BECAUSE AFTER YEARS OF HAVING THE BANANA POST ON YOUR PC YOUR STILL POSTING IT , CAPS DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BANNA OTHER THEN THEM TAKING IMAGE LIMIT
>>701295973
Lost hard
>>701301695
>>701298289
Stahp
>>701294417
umad faggot?
>>701302023
>mom
>mom they posted it again
>mom they are posting the banana again
> waaaaagh waaaaaa screeeeech
> sweetie I told you to stay off that site
> breathe sweetie
> stop screaming
> stay off that site with the banana since it triggers your episodes
> wwaaaaaaaaaa
>>701298289
>>701293503
I nearly lost at "Jerry springer.PNG"
>>701296012
>smegma butter
>>701302222
wasted quads
>>701296012
Fucking lost
>>701301764
NOOOOOOO she's got so much to live for
>>701301546
i really, really, really (loris internally) like this image!
>>701302163
>>701302023
>>701292756
Yo source anyone?
>>701298289
fuck you
>>701292756
The fact that he's not fucking her in the ass ruins it, on both levels.
>>701296227
got rekt
>>701301033
No its a sandnigger retard
>>701302550
>>701302731
lost
thank lori for these kind posters
i thought banana was dead all week
>>701301249
A. Shark eyes are best eyes
>>701301510
you are the hero we don't deserve
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>>701295857
fuck, i can't stop laughing
>>701299675
some old shit right there
What's with all the bananas?
>>701303757
its a really funny new meme
>>701303926
I don't get it.
>>701304001
how do you not get it? XDXDXDXD
>>701304001
it's pictures of bananas
>>701292756
I lost
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>>701301764
Noooooo
banana.jpg
>>701298289
fuck
>>701297197
As dog shit tier as the banana is, this rendition makes me kek
>>701305391
>dog shit tier
>made me kek
make up your mind you stupid cunt
>>701295985
thos beans
>>701301764
Okay..... NOW I choose to reply. I didn't care much if my mother went but this.... this is too much to leave to chance..
>>701298289
fucking nerd fag
>>701298289
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>>701301900
This is extremely racist towards Moslems. There's no way that guy would have still had any interest in her. Not if she spoke to him, and went anywhere with him without a few of her close male relatives tagging along to make sure she didn't act like a complete whore (and by the sounds of it, she was) and seduce him into raping her. Had this been true, he would have went straight to the police, and had her arrested, and publicly horse whipped, and then he male relatives would have restored the family honor by killing her, and giving this brave young man her 6 year old sister for a bride, for his trouble. You should take the time to learn about other people's cultures before you go running your mouth about them. You've not only been a complete racist here, you've also insulted Islam, which is the worst crime possible. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>701301764
>>>/g/
>trying and failing at even failure, as usual
>>701292756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld2kLFwb1iY
>>701296582
I see my grandpa raping me
>>701300039
Old but gold
THANKS FOR A GIANT WASTE OF TIME PIECE OF SHIT BANANA FAGGOTS.
SUMMERFAGS GTFO AND DIE.
>>701300819
I honestly lost to this
>>701294057
lost lmfao
>>701301764
fuck you
>>701304001
It started with some retard who thought ylyl was cancer and posted the stupid fucking thing to derail threads like spiderman is used for wincest but its the real cancer and trolls think it buttfrustrates people who like ylyl.
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>>701301546
Whatever. The real point is that bananas are funny and some /b/tards know this. They are in the same league as say the Great Charlie Chapman, who popularized the slipping on the banana peel gag like back in the 50s, during the silent film era. That guy made thousands of dollars, which in today's money would be equivalent to millions, and he's fondly remembered as one of the greatest comedians of all time. He's certainly one of my favorites.
And that's not even taking into account the fact that the image is about something most people can relate to. Embarrassment. You see, the peel is supposed to be his clothing, which he's removed, and feels embarrassed over. A lot of people fear public nudity, and it's a common nightmare. This is taking something we can relate to and allowing us to laugh at it.
So there you have it. The image is a comedic masterpiece that works on two whole goddamn levels. 2, anon, 2! That means it's not only funny, but deep and poignant too.
>>701298289
Oh shit reply
>>701308599
it's also funny because the banana will never ever go away
>>701301131
That's disgusting. Why the fuck did they let some Moslem bitch even close to those caskets? Those are our finest, killed trying to protect us from her kind, especially her father, brothers, and sons. Did they even pat her down for explosives before letting her in to mock these brave, brave men? 4chan usually doesn't offend me, but this has triggered me something terrible. I literally feel sick to my stomach.
>>701309010
it's a beekeeper you retard. they were all killed in a bee explosion. fuck is everyone on 4chan this stupid
>>701298387
It's real. DUH! All images are real images.
>>701297416
fucking Macfags...well, it's called nigger technology for a reason I guess.
